All language subtitles for Happy Days s08e04 Hello, Roger

Sunday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday,
Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums. Ready
to race to you.

These days are ours.

Happy, free.

Happy days.

These days are ours.

Share them with me.

Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you.

It's all right. You can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Now, don't you dare move.

I understand.

Well, uh -huh. Well, we'll see you
tonight instead.

It's all the same to us. No, no. I
didn't go to any trouble.

All right. Bye -bye, dear.

Hey, Miss Lee.

I left school early to meet your nephew.
Where is he?

Upstairs? No, Warren. He just called
and... Roger, here yet? No, not yet,

Howard. Why not?

Look, Mary, and I left the store filled
with customers.

Why? the laundromat is watching the
place. Now, I gotta get back, Marion.

Wong won't wait. Where's Roger?

I gotta go, too. I left four mice
running through a maze.

All right, all right, all right.

I gotta tell you something.

I left the Plymouth up on the rack with
her family in it. You know, where is

your ivy -covered nephew?

Well...

I got here before anybody.

Hey, that's good, right? Well, we'll
plug over here so he can hear the

first.

Roger just called. His plane was
delayed, and so he had to go straight to

new job. He got a job already?

Oh, that's great. What's he doing?

Well, you know I don't like to pry, and
I didn't have much time. I'll pump him

when he gets here.

Well, he'll be here tonight. I'm sorry
you all rushed here for nothing.

Oh, come on. Don't worry, Mrs. C. I had
to change my clothes anyway so I could

teach my auto shop class this afternoon.

Cowboys and Indians on the cake.

Well, I put those on the last cake that
I bought for Roger. He just loved it.

When was that, Mrs. C? Well, 19 years
ago.

What do you think, Clark, sir?

Well, I think I'll have the cowboy with
the tom -tom right there.

I'll also get the milk.

Hey, what's all this stuff?

Oh, some of Richard's old things. I'm
getting his room ready for Roger just

until he finds a place of his own.

It'll be nice to see Roger again.

Well, I hope so. You know, it makes me
so puzzled. Why would he move here so

unexpectedly? I just have the feeling
something's wrong in his life, the poor

little guy.

Mary, the poor little guy is not so
little. After all, he almost made all

-American basketball player from Yale.

He's probably coming here for a change.

Hey, look, a slinky.

Arthur, would you?

Yeah, sure, sure.

What do I want?

Would you be my nephew's friend? You
show him around Milwaukee, take his mind

off whatever it is that's bothering him.
Just make him happy here. Yeah, Mrs.

C., look, I got the class, I got the
garage. I'll pay you.

Marianne!

You don't gotta pay me, all right? I'll
tell you what. I'll show this guy so

much fun, he'll bust a gut.

Hey, guys, look at this.

I loaned this to Rich when we were kids.

He's had it all this time.

Wow. Hey, Fonz.

Fonz. Huh?

Remember this.

One, two. I'm going, bud.

Good morning. I'm Roger Phillips, new
basketball coach. Yeah,

good.

My name is Eugene Belvin.

On behalf of the student body, may I
welcome you to Jefferson High.

Can I service your needs in any way?

Well, I need a locker.

Oh, well, you can use mine.

I need a teacher's locker. Oh, well, you
can use this one right here. The one

that says Fonzarelli.

Oh, no.

No, that one seems to be taken. Oh, no,
no, no. See, that's old stuff.

See, Mr.

Fonzarelli, um... The old auto shop
teacher, he went back to Italy to grow

grapes. You can just kind of throw all
that stuff away.

Well, all right.

be of any service to you? No, thanks.
I'm just throwing away some junk. Oh,

you're just throwing away some junk.

Yeah. Let me introduce myself.

My name's... Mud.

Your name is Mud.

Now, you want to guess what my name is?

Angiorelli? Yeah.

Two kids just told me that you were in
Italy, huh? And you believe them, huh?

Yeah, I'm not prescient.

Don't tell me about being prescient. I
can see you with my own eyeballs.

They have unnatural anticipation of
unknown events.

Oh, that person.

So,

what am I, your new hick?

Yeah, new basketball coach for your
English classes. What do you teach?

Auto shop.

Oh, auto shop.

It's just the man I was looking for. I
went over the class schedules of some of

my players.

I'm going to have to ask a few of them
to drop auto shop.

You want a new one? because nobody drops
auto shop unless they ask me first.

Well, I thought since it was just
diddling... Diddling?

Yeah, I mean, you know, it's no
diddling.

It's just a word. Yeah, murder's a word,
too.

Give me a break. It's my first day.

I don't know. The first thing I find out
when I get here is the star of the

basketball team can only come to half
the practices.

Seems the kid Chachi has some
Neanderthal for a cousin who won't let

work. Do you believe that?

No, no, I don't believe that. Just one
question.

What's Nathan like?

Neanderthal. You know, half ape.

Nothing upstairs but... Nothing upstairs
but meat.

He's got the mind of an acorn.

You're Chachi's cousin.

I don't believe this day I'm having. I
go to the airport, I rent a car.

It's a clunker, no brakes. Like I'm
pulling into the school parking lot,

into a motorcycle.

All right, all right, all right, all
right, all right.

Time and place.

Thank you, partner. Time and place.
Where do you want to do it?

Do what?

Have a Tupperware party.

I'm talking rumble here, Jack.

Where do you want to do it? Right here
now? Come on. Two teachers fighting in

front of the students?

How would we look? I'll look great. You,
on the other hand, are going to be a

mess.

I'll tell you something. Tomorrow
morning, 8 o 'clock, the ball field, and

better be there.

Anything else? Oh, yeah.

Bring a nurse.

Mr.

C? Yo! Hey, don't scare me like that.

Can they fire a teacher for punching out
another teacher? What happened? I met

this guy who's running a campaign for
jerk of the century.

My nephew is coming, and we'll help you
solve your problems later. All right,

look, I got a one wine. You got some
animal crackers, maybe a glass of milk?

That bad, huh? Yeah, yeah.

Help yourself.

Thanks.

There you are.

A new, a new week!

Whoa!

We gotta go. Mom,

I'm going to Jenny's. Yeah, we're going
to go memorize the Ten Commandments.

They're really great.

Jenny, we're going to watch TV. They
don't mind that.

Oh, sorry.

I just automatically lied to parents.
I'll tell you what.

Boy, have you grown.

Who is this? This is my friend Jenny

Piccolo, Roger.

She's very friendly.

Yeah, I'll wait until she gets to know
you.

Roger, I want you to come and sit down
here and tell us about your first day in

Milwaukee. What's your new job?

Well, I'm the new basketball coach at
Jefferson High.

Howard, did you hear that?

I'm sitting right here, Marion.

Oh, I'm getting Richard's room all ready
for you. And you can just stay there as

long as you like while you look for a
place of your own.

Now, tell me, how was your first day at
school?

Awful. I met this real psychotic that I
think wanted to beat me to death with a

locker door.

Psychotic in the high school?

Must be the janitor's son. He sleeps too
close to the boiler.

Well, the first day is always the
hardest. But we have a friend for you.

going to show you around Milwaukee. He's
going to introduce you to people. See

that you make friends.

You're going to forget all about
whatever's ruining your life.

With this guy on your side, you've got
it made.

Milwaukee's his town. You can't lose.

Great. It'll be nice to meet a civilized
person.

Roger's here.

Hey, all right.

Whoa!

Now, did one of those little animal
crackers go down the wrong pipe?

Everybody likes leprechaun.

In fact, everybody should go out and
look for leprechaun.

There's no such thing as a leprechaun.
They ain't gonna find any leprechaun.

Leprechauns are very shy.

The leprechaun is a mythical creature,
like in a storybook, like pixies and

elves. And they have little beards and
wear green hats.

Yoo -hoo!

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I don't know why she's tripping. It was
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You're grounded. That means no phone.

Ma, come on.

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pain that wakes me up at night is from

arthritis. Really?

He said I should take Aleve. Doctors
know Aleve stops arthritis pain for up

12 hours, so pain won't interrupt your
sleep.

I see the Aleve works.

All night long.

Aleve.

I just don't understand.

Breathe in the bag. You're
hyperventilating again.

I'm all right. I just don't understand
how you could threaten a nice boy like

Roger. Sweetheart, Fonzie didn't know he
was talking to Roger. He thought he was

talking to some jerk.

A very easy mistake to me.

The kids played a joke on me. I was
wrong to take the stuff out of your

What about bumping into my bike?

That was an accident. But you should
have seen how pugnacious this guy was.

Will you stop talking like that in front
of Mrs. C?

Will you stop it? And, Roger, that goes
for you, too. Marion, they are both

grown men.

Well, then why don't they act like it?
Now, Arthur, I want you to make the

step. You apologize to Roger.

All right, look.

I want a little nutso, all right?

So the whole thing was my... And I'm
really... All

right, now, Roger, it's your turn.

Same here. Good.

We're all just one big happy family. Sit
down. Don't you feel much better?

There.

Now, Arthur, you said you'd show Roger
around Milwaukee. Why don't you get him

date? I am not a total club.

All right.

I'll get you a date. I'll get him a
date.

Oh, sure.

I can just imagine. She probably looks
like Bela Lugosi. No, that's Marlene.

I'm going to fix you up with Lucille. A
real knockout. Trust me, right? What do

you think?

Well, I don't know.

What do you mean you don't know? What
are you going to do?

Play with your little stamp collection?

No, I just thought I could use a little
time to get acclimated. Don't be silly.

We'll leave with the girls.

Oh, you're going to have a good time.

Hey, I reserved your table for you. Of
course you did.

Hey, you said you were going to bring
Marion's nephew over.

Hey, he's here. He's out there talking
to his date, Lucille.

Lucille?

Lucille Scalabasha?

Oh, no.

Clarence, put away the glassware.

Yeah, so anyway, I don't mind working in
a tattoo parlor. It's not a bad job. I

got a hold of people still.

I thought I was a receptionist. Now,
that's a job with no dignity, you know

I mean?

Before that, I groomed lions.

Despite what you have heard, they are
not friendly animals, you know what I

mean? Hi, Lucille.

I see you won another arm wrestling
championship.

Yeah.

Say hello to Roger Phillips.

Hello, Roger Phillips.

I heard a lot about you from Howard and
Marion.

How do you like Milwaukee so far? Oh,
he's having a real wing thing of a time,

right?

Dad, he's in town one day and he's
already having fun. I've been here 20

and I'm still waiting.

Yeah, I'll give you fun. Meet the very
soft, very lovely Adrian, Lucille's

sister.

Hello. Well, it's very nice to meet you,
Mr. Delvecchio. You have a very lovely

establishment here. I wish you the very
best of luck.

Is she embarrassing?

You mean you two are sisters? Same
mother, same father?

That's right.

We grew up exactly the same.

Only I wasn't struck by lightning as a
child.

Oh, and she... Yeah, yeah, you should
have seen it.

I don't know what hit me.

You never do.

So anyway, now I have this very big
chance to become a professional mud

The money's not great, but it's a good
career move. You know what I mean? Uh

-huh. Could I go home now?

Aw.

Lucy! Spider!

What's this?

Who is this clown?

What is this, another one of your little
surprises?

Hey, I didn't know he would show up. And
then again, I didn't know he would. I

told you I never wanted to see you or
your ugly face again.

Oh, is that so?

I bet you were going out with this creep
while you were still going with me.

That's right.

After a date with you, I would go over
to his place and we would laugh at you.

Oh, you're in big trouble, fella.

As amusing as this might be, I think,
come to an end.

Spider, if you want to continue.

This ain't fair, Fonz. It's two against
one.

Excuse me, Fonz, but I don't need you to
handle this for me.

Follow my little finger, all right?

Don't worry, I'm an athlete. Yeah,
right, you're an athlete. He's a killer.

think it's more than able to fire right
off the bat?

Look, this man is just trying to impress
Lucille.

I'll take him into the men's room and
reason with him.

If that doesn't work... I was a boxer in
college. I was champ in my dorm at

Yale. Oh, yeah? What'd you do? Beat up a
couple of guys in vests? They were very

tough guys.

English lit majors.

Animals!

I'll tell you something. I told Mrs. C I
would take care of you. I ain't gonna

bring you home in a cup.

Ponzarelli, it's really none of your
business.

What'd you just say?

It's really none of your business.

Is that so?

All right.

You're on your own? I wash my hands of
the whole thing? I pray boo. Thank you.

Come on, Spider. Let's you and me step
into the men's room and settle this

thing.

Go get him!

Hans, you can't let him go in there with
Spider.

Oh, no, it's okay, Al. He's going to
reason with him.

Spider?

Hans, you've got to get in there.

He said it was none of my business.

Okay, Lucy, let's go. You're mine.

Once I would like to go home with the
person I started with.

See you, Adrian.

See you, Fonz.

Help!

Just kidding. You know what I mean?

Come on. Bye.

Fonz. Huh?

All right. All right. All right. Keep
your lips in gear.

Roger. Put some ice on it. Thanks.

I walked in there and before I could
turn around, he hit me with the

hand dryer.

If you tear that thing off the wall
again, I'm going to bolt it on.

Let me see.

Ah, it's not bad. So you wear a hat for
a year.

College doesn't prepare you for all of
life's surprises.

Yeah, you see that? College fighting and
street fighting and different things,

huh? And bathroom fighting is an art
form all its own.

No, no. We're surprises.

Well, look, your aunt can't figure it
out. Why did you come here to Milwaukee?

When I was in college, I was almost an
All -American.

Yeah, that's a good start.

So I figured I'd play pro basketball.

I got drafted by the Lakers. You know,
Baylor, West.

I seen those guys on TV. Very cool.

It was a dream come true.

Then two days later, it was over. I was
cut. Why?

Those guys were just better than I was.
You know how it is. No?

Take it from me. It's not pleasurable.

All right, so I know it could hurt you a
little bit, you know, but there were

other things.

Yeah, yeah, there was Phyllis.

She's on the team?

No, no, she was a girl I dated for nine
years.

The day I got cut from the Lakers, she
ran away and married my best friend.

Oh, we're talking years. They left in my
car.

It had a full tank of gas. I'm getting
sick now.

You know, ever since I came to this
town, I guess I've been a little

You're the one guy who could have helped
me get adjusted here.

And I've alienated you.

No, you just made me angry.

You know, you got something inside you,
you got to tell your family, otherwise

your liver's going to turn to rock and
we're talking medical fact here.

All right, time and place.

Fonz! No, no, no, I mean double dating,
double dating.

Really? Yeah, except this time I'll get
you a real person.

You know, I'll tell you something.

It's not everybody, you know, that's got
the courage and the dumbness to go in

there alone with Spidey, you know.

No matter what Phyllis says, or the
Lakers.

You're all right, Michael.

Thanks. All right, let's go put that
bruise to bed.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a
minute.

We're going to get home. I got to
explain this whole thing to Mrs. P.

going to say you bumped your head. She's
going to make me crazy. I wouldn't say

that. No, no, no. We got to think of an
excuse, all right?

All right.

Falling off a bus. Hit my head on the
basketball rim? No, that's no good.

Wonderful. Now we need two excuses.

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Let's step on it.

Hey, Fonz, I can't believe you're going
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Goodbye. Hold it. Hold it.

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Goodbye, great guy.

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