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Monday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days. Thursday, Friday, happy days. The

but not go home.

Ready to race to you.

These days are ours.

Oh, happy days.

These days are ours.

Oh, baby.

Goodbye, great sky, hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you. It's all right.

You can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Monday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

Please stay dry.

You were certainly in a good mood, Howard.

Why shouldn't I be? I have a beautiful wife, my business is up, and my weight

down. Oh, that's wonderful, Howard. How much weight did you lose?

Guess.

Fifteen pounds?

Almost. Three.

Watch this.

Oh, Howard, now careful, dear. The last time you did that, we had to cut you out

of that belt.

Hey, look at this.

Looks like those squash seeds I ordered finally came, huh?

Hi, Dad.

Oh, hi, sweetheart.

Loosen your belt. Your eyes are bulging.

They're not bulging. I'm just alert.

Oh, now what? Now, this really makes me angry. Will you look at this?

It's from the electric company.

They say if I don't pay this bill, they're going to turn off our lights.

Oh, now, don't get yourself upset.

Play with your squash seeds.

I'm going to settle this once and for all. This is getting ridiculous.

Your father is one... Take charge, guys.

Hello. Hello, the electric company? Is this the billing department?

Yeah, well, this is Howard Cunningham.

Now, listen, what's the matter with you people?

This notice you sent me today says that I owe you $4 ,006 .12.

$4 ,006?

And 12 cents.

Now, how could anybody spend that much on electricity?

Now, wait a minute. Let me get this straight.

You mean to say if I don't pay this bill, you're going to shut off our

Ha! I'd like to see you try it, bucko.

Listen, I didn't mean to yell.

Come on.

Fonz, I told my dad I'd straighten this thing out for him.

Richie, this is our third department. Don't you think you need a little of my

assistance? No, thank you, Fonz, but the lady from customer service said this

was definitely going to be the right department.

Just watch my smoke.

You're on.

May I help you? Yeah, he's got the smoke.

Yes, uh, I have a problem here.

Lunchtime!

Hang on, where are you going?

Hey, you heard the computer. I've got to go to lunch.

Hey, who runs this computer?

Allison Curtis.

Well, I sure told him.

Yeah, you'll be on fire.

And Allison Curtis is one vision of loveliness.

Well, I guess I'll go talk to her about this. This is my department, and I will

get you a discount.

Richie, I need a check.

Here you go.

She didn't respond to, uh... Life, as I know, is over.

She's deaf.

Oh.

She's deaf. My vision of loveliness is dead.

Yeah, life as you know it is not over.

A lot of companies are using deaf employees now, you know, like her and

friend there. You know, let me tell you something. Where there is a will, there

is a way.

I'll write her a note.

Yeah, oh, yeah, that's a good idea.

Yeah, you write her a note. Bad idea. Hey, I love the way you swoosh your L's.

Come on, sit down. I can't write a note.

Something romantic, all right? Come on.

Romantic? Yeah. Well, I am Mr.

Romance.

You know, this is a little bit like Cyrano de Bergerac.

What? It's a love story, you know, about a guy with a long nose.

Hey, Pinocchio, I'm ready.

Life is funny.

One minute, you don't know somebody.

The next minute, you do.

Yeah. Well, I think you've got something else in there, too, right? Yeah.

It's a little too philosophical.

For an afternoon of smiles.

Oh, I got it. That's good. That's too good.

Hey, Fonz?

Fonz? Oh, Fonz.

Richie, you busy?

No, good. Thanks very much. I need your help.

Allison's birthday tomorrow, right? I want to sing that song everybody sings

somebody's birthday.

Happy birthday?

I think that's the one.

I want to learn it in sign language. I bought this book.

Sign language? Yeah.

Let's get down to it.

Looks like you're getting kind of serious about Allison.

Well, then you're looking in the wrong place because I ain't getting serious.

Oh.

Didn't you see her every day last week?

And what are you, her mother?

Why can't you just admit that you're treating this girl like someone special?

Hey, I treat every chick special, you know? I mean, all right, so she's

you know?

So she looks great, you know?

I mean, so she understands every word I say without hearing one of them, you

know?

I'll tell you something there.

There is something in this chick that I have never seen any place in my life

before.

But you don't think she's special? That's right.

Let's go. Happy birthday to you.

Okay. Happy birthday. Page 52.

There we go. All right.

This is happy.

Happy. Huh?

What are you, nutso?

This is a lot happier than this.

Can we go on? Do you want to do this right?

I'm very happy. Happy. Okay.

here it says you got to use born day let me get this straight you want me to say

born day i say born day this chick is going to think i'm a nitwit sometimes a

lot of the signs have more than one meaning i'm sure this is right okay born

born

you got to put a two in front of it and you put your fingers together. Two.

This is two? Two you.

All right. Okay.

Happy born day to you.

Happy born day to you.

Happy born day.

Dear. Dear. You don't got to look in a book. I got dear.

Are you kidding with dear?

I think that they have signs for names, so we're going to have to try the

alphabet. Spell it out. There are a lot of letters in alphabet. Couldn't I just

point to the girl? No.

Here's the alphabet right here. Okay.

touch my fingers. Oh.

Sorry. Okay.

All right. S -O -O -N.

N. N.

Yeah. That's it. You got it. Okay. Let's practice. Come on. Let's practice. A -L

-L -I -S with Mr.

Dump. I think I'll practice it all.

Okay. All right.

It's a good thing for you I'm a quick study. You know what I mean? Well,

doing very well, Fonz. You should be proud of yourself.

Why should I be proud?

There's no stranger to sign language.

about this? What, is this a major convo here?

I think this would qualify as a convo, yes. In my office.

Right. Now, listen, guys, tonight's young.

What do you want to do?

Why don't we go and look for some girls?

Again, Ralph?

Hey, listen, why don't you save yourself two hours, go straight home and cry?

No crying.

Tonight, we keep driving until we find girls.

Oh, great.

I've always wanted to see Canada.

bought one just like that. Yeah, this is it. Looks good, huh?

Why are you wearing my new shirt? Mine are dirty.

I've never stopped you before. I can't believe you, Patsy. Don't even ask me if

you can wear it. Can I wear it? No, take it off. What do you mean take it off?

Guys,

please.

Now, Ralph, you're being awfully stingy. How do you figure that? I tell you, I

needed a shirt for tonight and Patsy gladly loaned me one. Right.

respectable place here. I know, Albert. They're wearing my new shirt. They don't

even ask, and I want them back.

Now, why would you want them back? Because I paid good money for them. Two

dollars for the pair.

Stand in my chair.

I own the place.

I don't know why you're so angry.

I didn't know I was going into my private office for Dear Abby.

You're telling me about girls? Yes, I am. Do I ever tell you about girls?

Constantly. And you're lucky I do.

I'm just telling you.

You leave this girl on, you're going to hurt Allison.

Fonz, I just don't think you should play lover and leave her with this girl.

That's all.

Is this little lecture over yet?

Yeah. I'm sorry you're thinking some kind of dumb lecture. I had a thought.

That's all.

Excuse me for one second.

Let me tell you something. Relax yourself, will you?

I appreciate what you're saying. I don't like it, but I appreciate it.

Hello.

Do you want to go look at the moon close up with me?

This means yes.

Excuse me. Tell her to excuse me. Excuse me one more second, all right?

You're taking her to inspiration point. That's right.

I thought you just said you weren't going to play lover and leave her with

Allison. Let me ask you a question, Mr. Know -it -all. Whoever said I was going

to leave her?

Pansy's in love.

Now, hurry, children, hurry. When that freezer in the garage starts to defrost,

there's no stopping.

Get a bucket in case we have to bail.

Marion! Oh, down here, power.

Uh, good morning, dear.

What do you mean, good morning? It's almost noon.

What's going on around here? Look at this clock. It says six o 'clock.

Yes, that's when they shut off the power. The man... the electric company

you and he said they just can't keep servicing deadbeats.

Deadbeats? We got deadbeats, dead carrots, dead lime.

Richard, I thought you said Fonzie was going to take care of this. Oh, yeah. I

talked to Fonzie this morning and he said he's real sorry if he let you down

any way.

Oh, I should have done it myself.

Well, he and Allison are going down to the electric company right now and they

said they're going to straighten this thing out with the computer once and for

all. Well, I'll tell you one thing. If the electric company ever needs

they're going to have to find it someplace else.

Now, Johnny, let your father crack up alone.

All right. And let's pack up this food. Maybe Al can put some of this in his

fridge. Yeah. No, no, you don't. Don't you touch that.

That's evidence.

I'm going to take the whole electric company to court.

Boy, are you going to lose.

Allison, I am sorry I dragged you here.

I told my friends you and I would help them.

You don't mind, huh?

Special. Yeah, you're welcome.

All right, now this part is a little harder here.

All right.

Most of the time, I date a lot of girls. And I'm talking a

lot of girls.

From now on, you are uno in my heart.

What's the matter?

What's the matter?

You understand?

So then it's okay.

It's not okay.

I don't understand.

It's very hard to tell me what you want to tell me. Well, try.

Try.

Yeah, yeah, try.

It's very nice to meet you.

Same here. Yeah, I understand that. I'm very cool.

Listen, would you excuse us for like a second?

This is what you wanted to talk to me about. All right, hey, I'm all ears. Go

ahead.

I must have gotten my signals mixed.

I thought you said...

You love him.

He loves him.

I got it.

You feel more comfortable with this bozo because he's deaf.

Bozo did not come out of my mouth.

Let me ask you a question. If you could talk, why do you do this so good?

Well, I learned sign language so I could talk to Allison.

She's worth talking to. Hey, you're not Whistler Dixie. I learned happy

birthday, huh? You don't know happy birthday?

Happy birthday. You know that, too, huh? You know that.

Let me explain.

Allison and I have been dating.

for three years. Hold it, hold it, hold it.

I do not cut into somebody else's dancing.

Oh, no, no, that's not... It's okay, it's okay.

You see, before you came along, Allison seemed to think I was only asking her

out because I felt sorry for her.

How could you think that?

I mean, that's ridiculous.

Show me track.

You.

Especially to me.

Yeah, I could do... See,

you've made two people very happy.

This morning, I asked Allison to marry me.

She said yes.

Isn't that wonderful?

Yeah.

to meet you yeah thank you nice to meet you too uh i'll wait i'll wait outside

Look, Dad gave me the canceled check. I mean, they ought to realize now that

it's 612.

That's it.

That's the bill.

Hey, that's great, Fonz. Hey, did Allison find that? Where is she? I'd

thank her for it. Hey, send her away, you know? Let her go.

It's like you said, she's going to break her heart anyway.

Yeah, the other day at Arnold's, I thought you said that you were never

to... Well, I changed my mind, all right? All right. All right? All right.

do you mean by all right?

won't have to talk about it.

Yeah.

I'll give you a ride home on my bike.

Oh, yeah, I'd love to, Fonz. My car's parked downstairs. I said I'll give you

ride home on my bike.

Sure, Fonz. Yeah.

Wait a minute, Fonz. Yeah.

You're okay.

No, no. Mr. Tom has to go over there.

You can hold me when I hold you. All right. It can't be wrong.

Rocking and going.