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Monday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, but I go home, ready to race to you.

Street days are right.

Oh, happy days.

Street days are right.

Oh, baby.

Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.

It's all right. You can't be wrong.

Rocking and rolling all week long.

Sunday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days. Saturday, what a day.

Moving all week with you.

Please stay dry.

Will you explain this, please?

Well, I'm just trying, you know, my best to make do with it.

Three,

I need three burgers for the great Chevy. Hey, Mr. C. With fries or

One with, two without. I gotcha. What is going on here? Quiet, Howard. I'm on a

roll here.

Marion,

will you please tell me why there are two people necking in my car?

They're probably in love.

At least.

I'm trying to help Arthur and Al. We don't want these kids to go to the

competition, do you? No, but I don't want them here either.

What happened to the music? All right, who's the drip?

Hi, Dad.

All right, everybody, it's time to leave.

Man works hard all day long, does not want to come home to hear bebop -a

-a -bim -bam -boom. Out.

Come on, everybody, he's past cranking, fast on his way to outrage.

Come on, everybody, go on home.

Go out and meet your parents.

Maybe you'll get to like them.

It's okay, Howie. You can have our table. We were just leaving.

It's not a great table. It's right by the kitchen.

Hey, Fonz.

How you doing?

Fonz, tell us.

How's the new Arnold's coming? Yeah. New Arnold's is going to put the old one to

shame. Still going to call it Arnold's, huh? No, we thought we'd call it

Herbert.

I'm surprised you're still calling it Arnold's. I figured you'd name it after

yourself. Well, see you, folks.

See you. Thanks again. Bye, Fonz.

Name it after myself.

What do you think of that idea?

I think that's just wonderful.

Arthur's. No, Marion, I think the boys meant to call it Fonzie's. Oh, yes, of

course, of course.

You know, that's a sound business idea.

Use the name that excites the crowd.

Oh, I can dig it.

My name up in neon.

My eyes flashing on and off.

Fuzzy burgers.

Fuzzy chicken.

Fuzzy balls.

Are you going to do it? Hey, bet your bottom. Now I'm going to order the sign

right now.

Are you going to tell Al? No.

He's been nervous lately. I think I'm going to save it for him. Give him a

little surprise, you know?

He's so thoughtful.

But you went out to lunch two hours ago. You should be back to work right now.

Oh, yeah, I heard that.

We got nothing but walls. We got no plumbing. We got no wiring. Hey, hey,

that was for you guys. Come on. Hit that job.

Al, Al, take it easy, will you? I heard that, too.

Al, you're yelling at men with hammers. Don't worry. They won't hit me. They're

too busy eating.

Look, you're letting the pressure get to you. Sit down. Come on, Al. Sit down.

And finish your sandwich, all right? I don't know, Rich. I just haven't been

myself lately.

But this morning, I put my underwear on over my pants.

Did anyone see you? I hope not.

You know, ever since the old Arnold's burned down, I just haven't been myself.

I've been nervous. I've been uptight.

But as soon as we open the new Arnold's, I'm going to be fine. Yeah, two more

weeks and you're open for business. Oh, listen, my mom wants me to invite you

and Fonzie to a special dinner over at the house.

Fonzie? Al.

Al, you're squeezing your bologna.

I mean, for a silent partner, he's awfully noisy.

Well, he's excited about the restaurant. So are you.

There's a big difference between us, Rich. I'm a restaurant man, born and

I have no Fonzie come lately.

Well, I'm sorry I said that, but I had to get it off my chest. Well, no, it's

all right. It's all right.

Okay, why don't you just talk to Fonzie about it? I tried.

Every time I disagree with him about anything, he gives me the same answer.

Listen, let me tell you something. Those guys are working so hard out there,

gave them an extra half hour for lunch. You ready?

Are you all right?

I'm fine. I'm fine.

Yeah, well, get over here. Al.

Richie, I want you to meet Gloria. She's our new waitress.

I thought you and I were going to do the hiring together.

Okay,

all right. If that's the way you feel about it, fine. I want you to be

Sal, come over here.

I want you to meet Sal. This is my cousin from Italy and our new singing

Sing, Sal. What?

Sing, sing.

Let me

ask you a question.

Are you serious?

Are you serious about her?

I'm serious about him.

Mungy, mungy, eat, eat. You'll enjoy it.

I want to tell you something. Al is very hard

to work with.

You know, this morning he came to work with his underwear over his pants.

Oh, you did notice.

Well, he's a little nervous. Yeah, he's a little too nervous.

I want it to be a silent part, and I've got to be here all the time checking

everything out.

You know what's amazing to me?

It's amazing that neither one of you can put yourself in the other person's

shoes. One of us can't put our underwear on.

Look, Corey and I got to split, huh? All right, nurse, let's go have my yearly

checkup.

See, that spaghetti is great.

It's too bad you're still on your diet, Dad.

Yeah.

How was your salad, sweetheart? Don't push it, Marion.

I tell you, I'm up for dessert. I took care of the dessert. Howard, would you

help me carry it in? My pleasure.

Maybe I'll get lucky and some of it will stick to my fingers.

You'd better not come back. You're chewing.

Would you believe Al spent two days in this dessert?

Really? Oh, really, really. You've got to see it. It's amazing.

Look at this.

Is that something? Yeah, see?

This is a model of the new Arnolds. I made it myself.

Now this is art.

Do we get to eat it? Well, now, wait a minute. Let's just look at it for a

minute. Oh, look at all the little tables.

Chocolate. Little chairs.

Gumdrops.

little jukebox.

That's plastic.

Oh, look, there are even little customers there.

Hey, is that red one me? Yeah, that's right. Oh, excuse me. I have to go to

bathroom.

Arthur has a little surprise for you, Al. A cake?

Oh, no, no, no. I got a model of a sign. You know, it's behind the couch over

there. You're kidding.

Yeah. I got one, too.

You know, I figured, why call the place Arnold's again? We ought to get

something exciting. Yeah. I got mine in the kitchen. Well, why don't you go get

them so we can see them?

The new Arnold.

Isn't this exciting?

All right, Alfred, you go first.

No, I think you should go first. Hey, Alfredo, I insist.

Yeah, but you brought it up first. Hey, Alfred. As junior executive of this

firm, I'm going to make my first executive decision.

And that is I'd like both of you to do it together. Now on the count of three.

Ready?

One, two, three.

That don't say Fonzie's.

That doesn't say Big Al's.

Why would I make a sign that said Big Al's?

Because that's my name and I run the place. Why would I make a sign saying

Fonzie's? Because that's my name and I'm going to bring the people in your

place. Okay.

I think the key word here is compromise.

Rich, I can fight my own battles.

Fonzie, that's a knife in my back. Oh, this is a knife in your back, huh?

Talk about knives. Let's go over there and see the cake, huh? Hey, Rich, I want

to ask you a question about this cake. The cake, huh? You want to see the cake?

That's right. All right, fight back. All right, now look. All right?

Come on.

I made a very simple request. I wanted my table over here by the jukebox.

Was that too much to ask?

The table by the jukebox is for paying customers. I put your table over here. I

see my table is over there. I want my table over there.

All right.

There. Thank you. Are you happy?

Well, I want to ask one more question. Why would you put the bandstand all the

way back here in the back?

Huh? All right. Where would you put it?

and I would move it right over here, put up the piano right there in the middle

with the drums.

All right?

And I'll tell you something else. I would take the espresso machine, I'd

over here, and I would take the dartboard, I'd move it over here. We'd

this stuff over here, we'd put it over here nicely and neatly. Look at that.

Isn't that worked out fine?

No, no. The espresso machine stayed right there.

Let me ask you a question. Where are the people going to walk here? There's a

lot of room. They walk right down to the... First of all, you just knocked

Ralph. Second of all, this happens to be the dance floor. I suggest that you

make a... I don't care. They don't have to go up. They walk...

Look at you guys. You're behaving like children.

Well, he started it. I did not. I did too.

Why don't you send them to their rooms, Dad?

Now, that's enough.

Now, look, you're supposed to be in business together.

In big house, not white room.

In Fonzie's, never.

I like the sound of that word, never.

Yeah, I vote for never.

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There we go. Guys, I want you to find your favorite foods and put them in your

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Wonderful. What's your favorite Campbell's tomato soup?

Make it Campbell's instead.

That's my little brother, Patrick.

He's very annoying.

Fortunately, he's sick today.

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You know, dear Howard, you have such a nicely shaped head.

Thank you, sweetheart.

Just perfectly round.

Just like a little beach ball.

Marion, the reason I quit Norm the barber is because he talks too much.

Come in.

Oh, Al. Hi, Marion.

Hi, Howard.

Marion, I didn't know you cut hair.

Well, I didn't until Howard's barber raised his prices.

I'm not going to pay two dollars for a haircut.

What are you doing here, Al? Shouldn't you be getting ready for the big opening

tonight? Oh, I came by because I'm looking for Fonzie. Oh, that's nice.

made up. You're going to go to the restaurant hand in hand, live happily

after. I'm selling the place.

Marion, the scissors.

Oh, dear.

What? You're selling honors? Why?

When two partners can't get along, you gotta walk out, that's all.

So I thought I'd find Fonzie, give him the key, and let him go open up. Then he

and Chachi could run the place till we find a buyer.

Oh, hi, Al. Oh, hi.

Hey, look at this.

Mom's doing great business.

She's got one customer in the chair and another one waiting.

I should give manicures.

Have you seen Fonzie? I want to give him this key.

Oh, well, that's kind of a coincidence because Fonzie asked me to give you this

key if I saw you.

See, he's got this crazy idea that he's not going to the opening.

I tried to talk him out of it. I yelled at him.

I followed him all the way down to the garage.

I even called him a stupid pig -headed baby.

How did he take that?

Well, he stuck me on the lube rack and rode me up and down.

Well, I guess both of us aren't going.

Chachi, we'll see you later. Please come, Al. Yeah, please.

Al, I gotta tell you something.

You're acting like a baby, too.

I'm not, I'm not.

You know, I'm gonna hold my breath until he takes that back.

Now, Howard, I'm through, dear.

I'd give you a lollipop, but you're on a diet.

You'll be the first people to see the new Arnolds.

All right, is everybody ready? Yeah!

Okay, here goes!

It's just beautiful!

Al, congratulations.

Thank you.

Hey, Al, you moved the bandstand.

You see, I told you guys the band was going places.

Hey, Al, the public's waiting. They want you.

Let him in!

Al! These fresh flowers are such a nice touch.

Oh, that was Fonzie's idea.

Al!

There's carpet in the ladies' room. Oh, it is so beautiful. Well, Fonzie wanted

to pamper the girls.

Al, looks like you're a big hit.

Yeah, I am. Come on, everybody. Find a place to sit. You're welcome.

How do you like the new coffee bar?

Gorgeous. Just gorgeous.

Al, Clarence needs you in the kitchen.

Maybe I'll sell him the place.

Cha -chee, cha -chee, cha -chee.

Five. Fonzie, look at the place. Hey,

you all right, girls? Enjoy the place. I haven't got time for that.

Fonzie, the place looks great. Oh, it's just wonderful.

Real class, Fonz. Well, I'm that kind of class you got. The flowers are

gorgeous.

That was my idea.

Yeah.

Hold her.

Is it? Yeah. He also said the carpet in the girls' room was your idea.

Yeah, I wanted them to squeeze their toes.

Well,

go on, Fonz. Let's have a seat. This is still our spot.

Yeah, I don't think so, Rich. I just came to take a look around, and then I'm

going to split.

Boys, this is not bad at all.

Well,

people seem to be enjoying themselves.

That's what it's here for.

A girl called, Fonz. I took a message.

I'm gonna get my last message.

What's this here? What is this? Oh, I got that weeks ago. It's yours.

This is mine?

Yeah, I want it to be a surprise.

You know, we always call this place your office, so I thought let's make it a

real office for you.

It's phony. I mean, it's got like five buttons. It'll light up.

Yeah, you see?

While you're talking to one girl, one button, you could put four more on hold.

It might be something you'd like. And it's red.

Matches the walls and the floors.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, that's cool.

Is there a phone book here for my numbers or something like that? Oh, here

is.

This is beautiful.

My numbers here.

Yeah, I took them off the walls that didn't burn.

I was going to put them in order of importance, but I didn't know, so I

alphabetized them.

Oh, alphabetically is fine.

I'll ask you something, too, again.

Oh.

It's my old spatula. I thought it got lost in the fire.

I picked it right out of the ashes there, you know. Read it, read it.

Real spatula?

Take the hand.

Take the hand.

Oh, you have it engraved.

To Al, the best partner a man ever had.

I wrote that down there, you know, before we... Oh, before.

Look at this over here.

This is great.

You know, Al, all this yelling and screaming and everything, you know, I

tell you, I really know that I was...

What I'm trying to say is that I absolutely admit that I was... No, Fonz,

were both... Where did it come from? Where did all that yelling come from?

Over such unimportant things? Compared to friendship, everything is so

unimportant, you know?

I think that what we should do is just call the place Big Al's.

Oh, no, no, I think Fonzie's would be a better name.

You know what? I got the name, can't miss.

We'll call the place Arnold.

You mean that you want to still be partners with me? Hey, I always wanted

partners with you.

Well... All right, all right, all right. That's enough.

I'll tell you something.

I don't know why I didn't think of this in the first place.

We can put our names right under that big A on the roof.

It's a good idea.

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But it's actually pretty darn funny.

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