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Monday, Monday, happy day.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy day.

Thursday, Friday, happy day.

The weekend comes, but I go home, ready to race to you.

These days are our happy days.

These days are our happy days.

Goodbye, great sky, hello, blue.

Nothing can hold me when I hold you. It's all right.

It can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Monday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Rubin' all week with you.

Happy days are your goodbyes. Happy days are your goodbyes. Happy days.

Happy days is filmed before a studio audience.

Hi,

Vince. Gonna be a hot time in the old town tonight, eh?

Chewed out.

Come on. Pass some espresso.

Sit down. Oh, no. I'm afraid I'll wreck my tail.

You devil.

Rich, why the getup?

Oh, it's Dante's Inferno Party at the sorority house tonight.

Everybody's got to dress like a character from hell, you know.

You know why I get to be the devil?

Lori Beth's head of the entertainment committee.

Ah, you see.

It's good to know people in high places. Yeah.

Or low places.

He just called him that.

Why would they call him Bluebeard if he didn't wear a blue beard?

Good character, Potts. I like the blue beard. See?

Rob, who are you? What do you mean, who am I? We're supposed to be dressed like

someone we meet in hell.

I'm a dentist.

Come on, guys.

Hey, fellas.

Hey, I'll do that.

All right, count me in. Oh, no, this is Dante's inferno party at the sorority

house, see?

Oh, great, I'll tell you what.

You give me five minutes, I'll get a girl. Hey, sorry, Josh. It's strictly

college. Then give me ten minutes, I'll get a college girl.

No dice, Josh. This is grown -up stuff.

Grown -up? What are you guys talking about? I'm grown -up.

Josh, in a couple of years, you're going to recognize the immaturity of that

particular statement.

I got a great idea, Josh.

Why don't you get Richie to buy your soul?

What's with the wig here? Oh, there's your hair. I see it.

Lady Godiva.

You can ride through my street anytime.

Chachi. I know. Get lost, you little twerk. Right. I just wanted to see the

lighting, Richard. Why don't you go see that chair over there?

Lori, Beth.

LV, you're Lady Godiva, huh?

You must have something on under there.

Yes, Richard.

Oh, you see that? She does. She's got something on. What do you have on?

Body lotion.

I like the hair.

Why don't we skip the party and go right to Inspiration Point?

You know something, Mal?

She'll never win the prize for best costume.

She's not wearing anything.

She's wearing body lotion.

Adam, do me a favor and a drumming espresso.

Sorry, Chach. You're too young to drink coffee.

Anyway, we're closing up. Hey, old buddy, what do you say you and me, we

a late movie, huh?

Some other time.

Hi, Jermaine.

That's Jermaine.

Listen, do me a favor.

Lock up for me, will you? Yeah, yeah, sure.

Jermaine, you're a flower.

Too young for coffee.

Too young for sorority parties.

Too young, too young.

It's not fair.

How come I'm always left out of everything?

It's not fair.

It's not fair!

You know, I would sell my soul to the devil to be more grown up.

Chachi Arcola.

Chachi Arcola.

Hi.

I'm Melvin Scratch.

hot place.

See, I'm the nephew of the devil who came to buy your soul.

What, am I going nuts?

You buy souls?

Oh, yeah.

Melvin's my name. Souls are my game.

All right, Kleiner, you had your fun. Now, look, I'm in no mood for this, all

right? So just go back to the party at the sorority house.

Oh.

You need convincing, huh?

This is my favorite part.

Okay. What do you like?

Blondes or brunettes?

Redheads.

You little dickens.

Okay.

Meals are up.

Answer it. It's for you.

Why don't you ask them why they want to go out with you?

Why do you want to go out with me?

Because I'm so grown up.

And you're a warm and wonderful person.

That's exactly what they say. Yeah, I know.

You mean you're really the... Would I wear this shirt if I wasn't?

Is it a deal?

I don't know, Melvin. I don't know.

What should I do?

Sign this contract.

Look, I'm not so sure about this. Redheads. I'm sure.

Great.

What next?

Chachi Arcola, you are now a warm and wonderful person.

You are adored by everyone.

Now go up to Inspiration Point and collect those redheads.

All right, Melvin. I'm on my way. All right, Melvin.

Look, Uncle Satan.

I got another one.

Please.

How do I look?

Oh, lovely, Dee. Just right for your date.

How much did that dress cost?

Nearly $50.

$50? Oh, dear.

She's dating Chachi.

Oh, well, that's different.

Oh, you're such a lucky young lady. It's worth every penny.

He's such a warm and wonderful person.

Here he comes. Oh, he's so neat. And only a few days ago, I thought he was a

still young twerp. Well, at least I think I did.

It's him!

Chachi! Girls, please, please. My lips need a breathing.

All right?

I'll see you later.

Oh, Chachi, you're so wonderful and so grown up.

Oh, true, true, true.

What a day I had. Oh, well, tell us all about it. Come, old man. Sit in my

chair. Can I get you something, Chachi? Oh, no, no, no. Nothing, thanks, Mrs. C.

Oh, he called me Mrs. C.

He's such a warm and wonderful person.

Oh, Chachi, there you are.

I've just come from the fraternity. It's unanimous. They all want you in, even

though you haven't graduated from high school yet. Oh, that's great, Rich.

I'll think it over. Would you? Yeah.

to see what can you do for Chachi. Oh, I already asked him. He said no, but I've

almost finished his sweater.

That's nice.

Thanks, Mr. Thing. He said thanks. Did you hear him? He said thanks.

He is such a warm...

Tell us we love listening to your voice. It's like the harps of heaven.

I don't want to talk. You have to talk. Just let us be near you. Please.

I can't stand this anymore.

it off, Chuch. You gotta tell me something. I'm so embarrassed.

Fonz, I haven't slept all night.

You look terrible for a warm and wonderful person.

Fonz, I have a problem, and I have to tell you something.

I'm so proud you picked me to conversate with. Yeah, I'll listen.

Fonz. Yeah?

I sold my soul to the devil.

You're not only warm and wonderful, you're hysterical.

It's the devil making you think so, Fonz. You're warm, you're wonderful.

This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you. You're warm, you're

Did you just... Yes!

Are you warm? Yeah! Fonz, you're back! Yeah, I'm back, and you better make it

interesting.

Because if you don't, you're going to meet up with a cold -knuckle sandwich.

Now, what are you going to tell me? All right, Fonz, now, it all started...

Yeah. I was sitting in Arnold's. I can dig.

And then he goes, the kettle's above.

And that's it, Fonz. That's what happens.

You got to help me.

I don't want to be warm and wonderful. I want to be me.

I understand. All right. How do you get to meet this guy from down under?

I don't know. He just appeared.

See that? I hate hocus pocus.

What's his name? Melvin Scratch. Melvin Scratch.

All right.

I'll take care of it. It's my problem now. Get out of here. No, Fonz. This is

problem. I think I... You asked me for help.

I'll help you. Out of here. Get out.

Thanks, Fonz. Yeah.

Good luck. Yeah.

His name is Melvin Scratch.

Melvin Scratch.

All right, Melvin.

Melvin.

Melvin Scratch. Come on, show yourself.

Hey, hocus pocus. All right.

I hear you've got some papers on my cousin, Chuch. Oh, yeah, Alan.

And I want him drunk.

Will you please get out here?

I don't.

I want those papers now.

Deal's a deal.

What do you want to do? Fight for them?

Fists? Wrestling?

Pitchforks? Come on.

No violence.

I want to tell you something, Mel.

If you do that one more time, I'm going to make a very hot view right here on

Earth.

Okay.

I got a proposition for you. I'm all ears.

If you can go 24 hours without a girl's lips touching you, Chachi goes free.

No kissing?

No kissing. No kissing.

My lips ain't gonna forgive me.

But if you can't, Chachi goes... And so do you.

Are you talking... Well, I'm not talking about Detroit.

All right, look. No kissing, Chachi's free, huh?

One kit, then it's torment city for two.

All right.

You got a deal. When do we start?

Oh, you'll find out.

Oh, this is great.

This is great. I make a deal, no kiss in 24 hours. I don't even know when it

starts.

I think it started.

I'm telling you something, Rich. It is the strangest thing he's made with,

bells. and bulbs.

That's hard to believe.

Hey, you're telling me, huh? I'm going 24 hours without a kiss.

That's really hard to believe. All right, now, are you going to help me or

All right, Fonz, I'll help you. We'll do it together. Not one kid. No. A little

hard for me to believe that the devil's running around Arnold. Well, I mean, a

pitchfork and little horns.

No, no horns, no pitchforks. It's the devil's nephew, Melvin.

He's wearing shorts. He's outside.

Beware the devil's nephew.

Yeah.

Now, this is Cleopatra, Fonz. Be careful.

She's got a wicked ass. A what?

Ass. Snake. Oh, yeah.

Just remember what she did to Caesar.

That's what I want to do. I want to seize her.

Here, watch this.

Fonz.

See that?

She hit my tight. That was a snake like that, huh?

I did it. Did I do it?

All right.

Good V. Way to protect those lips, babe.

Babe. Good, Fonz. That was good.

I mean, Melvin.

Hello? Boy, I'm real glad to meet you, Richie.

It isn't often we get to meet a real goody two -shoes.

I've got my bad traits. You bet.

Oh, Richie.

You don't go to hell for overdue library books.

What do you got for us now?

Oh, just a few of my friends.

Beelzebub.

That's Mata Hari.

She's my favorite spy.

Mata Hari?

Martha Hari, I never heard of her.

All right, now, now, take it easy, Fonz. I can't help it. No, no, no, Fonz, no!

You're not missing much, Fonz.

I don't believe you.

No, really. Only a mediocre kisser. But I love that turban.

Oh.

This is tough.

Yeah?

Salome doing the dance of the seven veils. This is too much for me. Oh,

this dance, Fonz. This is tough.

Oh.

does she have to go?

This is down to about four now.

I've got to sneak a peek.

No. Now, Fonz, now listen, I know this is difficult, but no.

No, no, Fonz, no!

What do you mean, no?

You can do it.

Don't let her kiss you, Font.

You're a dirty fighter. Oh, thanks.

Good, Font. You're doing great.

I know where to go.

I can't do it.

Richie? Yeah, Font?

Where are my lips going?

Girls, can we talk this over?

I just can't.

Hold it.

Pardon me, son.

But she is another one, and I ain't gonna kiss him.

Hey, I'm random. I'm an angel.

I'm the Fonz. I'm a goner.

From the boiling cauldron, from the eternity of emptiness, of nothingness,

never knowing love, never knowing fear.

Richie. Never... Yeah, Fonz?

Just say, thank you.

Thank you. You're welcome. Yeah, really, thanks.

You're welcome.

No problem for a big guy like me.

I'm kind of new to gravity.

How'd you do that?

You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine.

Listen, we've got to talk about this Melvin deal. Oh, Melvin.

You know, it's a shame. I had reservations for you and Chachi in

That's great.

Hey,

congratulations, you and Chachi.

What about me?

He's my best friend.

Are you kidding?

Mr. Goody Two -Shoes?

They're talking about him taking my place.

Hey, me as an angel? I'd be a good angel, don't you think? I'd work very

I'd learn all the ins and outs.

Did he have to die first?

Fine.

So, Rich, you've got a long life ahead of you, Richie. No worries.

Well, I'm just glad you showed up, Brandon. Well, I'd better get going.

I've got harp lessons.

Oh, okay.

Well, thanks for coming down here.

solving a problem.

He didn't solve anything.

You can handle yourself. You don't need me. We help those who help themselves.

Gravity.

I think Melvin's got some special effects. Watch me disappear.

It's like Pittsburgh.

I'll just walk.

Time.

Two minutes, Fon. Two minutes and your 24 -hour illness is over.

Illness? Oh, yeah. I passed the word that you were having 24 -hour flu.

I hope my lips don't die.

Lips don't die, Fon.

Good morning.

Oh, no, no. It could be...

You know, one of those girls, maybe I think... Oh, no, it's all right. It's

right. It's all right. Come on in, Josh. Fonz, I had to be here. Hey, I'm glad

you're here, Josh.

Hey,

Ralph. Hey, Fonz. Hey, Fonz. Josh.

We're more to marry you. Come on. Fonz, you look terrible.

Oh, yeah. You know something, Fonz? We heard about your flu.

I got some new germ jokes. Listen to this.

Two germs are playing water polo.

Ralph, Ralph, maybe we don't need any jokes right now, okay? I'm getting

Yeah, me too.

Oh, better, better.

I'm going to make some soup.

Plenty of liquid. Oh, Fonz, are you all right?

I'm feeling better.

How? Time.

Fifteen seconds.

Fifteen seconds to what?

Oh, uh, fifteen seconds until Fonzie's 24 -hour virus is over.

Down to the second. Isn't modern sickness wonderful?

Ten seconds. Yeah.

Nine. Eight.

Seven. Six.

Five. Don't worry, you're going to be better soon.

No,

she kissed me.

Well, I never got that reaction from Howard.

Oh, just a minute.

Oh, hello.

Hi.

Come on, guys.

We got to go.

Come on.

It's my fault. Hey, you stay here.

I'm going.

No.

Deal's a deal. You're both going.

just recovering from the flu. He's not well enough to go out.

What's going on around here? Now, maybe you didn't understand me, but I

thought... I have to take him over my dead body. And mine, too.

Me, too.

This is the weirdest flu I ever saw.

But I gotta tell you something. That goes double for us. Right, Pop?

You just try something, buddy. You heard him, Bucko.

That's it for you guys.

Going down.

Feels about...

We're still here.

Beelzebub.

It's not working, is it?

Beelzebub. Well, well, well.

Now then.

Looks like we knew what to do, huh? Looks like the angel was right, huh?

like we had the answer.

Well, I wanted to tell you guys.

What is it, Fon?

Very simple. The only thing that can beat the devil.

L -O -B -E.

Nobody loves me.

Beals above.

Why are we all standing around like this?

I don't know. I'm all wiped out.

Hey, Mrs. C, would you make me some hot chocolate, please? Michael, look.

As long as we're all here, let's have a party.

Chachi, don't be such a twerp.

You know, that is the nicest thing anybody's said to me all day.

Wake up, sleepyhead.

Chachi.

Chach.

Chachi, wake up. No.

Oh. Al, I thought you were the... The what?

Never mind, Al.

I thought you were going to lock up for me. I'm sorry. I guess I fell asleep.

Hey, Al.

What's all the lights on? Late party tonight?

Nah, he just couldn't handle the espresso.

Oh, hey, Chach. Listen, I'm sorry about not letting you go to that party. Oh,

no, no, no. Oh, Rich, that's all right. Oh, next time we will. No, no, I'm too

young for those parties. Oh, you're not too young. I'm just a little kid, Rich.

I'm in no hurry to grow up.

See ya.