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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,270 --> 00:00:02,330 Monday, Monday, happy day. 2 00:00:02,570 --> 00:00:04,830 Tuesday, Wednesday, happy day. 3 00:00:05,090 --> 00:00:07,350 Thursday, Friday, happy day. 4 00:00:07,650 --> 00:00:11,750 The weekend comes, but I go home, ready to race to you. 5 00:00:12,850 --> 00:00:17,970 These days are our happy days. 6 00:00:18,270 --> 00:00:22,070 These days are our happy days. 7 00:00:22,730 --> 00:00:24,810 Goodbye, great sky, hello, blue. 8 00:00:25,090 --> 00:00:28,630 Nothing can hold me when I hold you. It's all right. 9 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:29,960 It can't be wrong. 10 00:00:30,100 --> 00:00:32,360 Rockin' and rollin' all week long. 11 00:00:42,540 --> 00:00:44,860 Monday, Monday, happy days. 12 00:00:45,180 --> 00:00:47,420 Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days. 13 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:49,940 Thursday, Friday, happy days. 14 00:00:50,220 --> 00:00:52,420 Saturday, what a day. 15 00:00:52,780 --> 00:00:54,300 Rubin' all week with you. 16 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:11,920 Happy days are your goodbyes. Happy days are your goodbyes. Happy days. 17 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:15,360 Happy days is filmed before a studio audience. 18 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:25,360 Hi, 19 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:30,040 Vince. Gonna be a hot time in the old town tonight, eh? 20 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:31,680 Chewed out. 21 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:33,660 Come on. Pass some espresso. 22 00:01:33,860 --> 00:01:35,780 Sit down. Oh, no. I'm afraid I'll wreck my tail. 23 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:39,360 You devil. 24 00:01:41,020 --> 00:01:42,280 Rich, why the getup? 25 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:45,140 Oh, it's Dante's Inferno Party at the sorority house tonight. 26 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:48,040 Everybody's got to dress like a character from hell, you know. 27 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,260 You know why I get to be the devil? 28 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,320 Lori Beth's head of the entertainment committee. 29 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:53,680 Ah, you see. 30 00:01:53,740 --> 00:01:56,180 It's good to know people in high places. Yeah. 31 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:57,640 Or low places. 32 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:05,520 He just called him that. 33 00:02:06,220 --> 00:02:08,680 Why would they call him Bluebeard if he didn't wear a blue beard? 34 00:02:09,180 --> 00:02:11,460 Good character, Potts. I like the blue beard. See? 35 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:15,280 Rob, who are you? What do you mean, who am I? We're supposed to be dressed like 36 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:16,280 someone we meet in hell. 37 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:17,520 I'm a dentist. 38 00:02:19,460 --> 00:02:20,460 Come on, guys. 39 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:22,360 Hey, fellas. 40 00:02:22,900 --> 00:02:23,900 Hey, I'll do that. 41 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:28,520 All right, count me in. Oh, no, this is Dante's inferno party at the sorority 42 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:29,239 house, see? 43 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:30,660 Oh, great, I'll tell you what. 44 00:02:31,050 --> 00:02:34,090 You give me five minutes, I'll get a girl. Hey, sorry, Josh. It's strictly 45 00:02:34,090 --> 00:02:36,670 college. Then give me ten minutes, I'll get a college girl. 46 00:02:37,710 --> 00:02:39,970 No dice, Josh. This is grown -up stuff. 47 00:02:40,610 --> 00:02:43,230 Grown -up? What are you guys talking about? I'm grown -up. 48 00:02:45,570 --> 00:02:48,650 Josh, in a couple of years, you're going to recognize the immaturity of that 49 00:02:48,650 --> 00:02:49,650 particular statement. 50 00:02:50,990 --> 00:02:52,450 I got a great idea, Josh. 51 00:02:52,750 --> 00:02:54,530 Why don't you get Richie to buy your soul? 52 00:03:02,540 --> 00:03:05,180 What's with the wig here? Oh, there's your hair. I see it. 53 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:06,680 Lady Godiva. 54 00:03:06,900 --> 00:03:09,120 You can ride through my street anytime. 55 00:03:10,420 --> 00:03:13,740 Chachi. I know. Get lost, you little twerk. Right. I just wanted to see the 56 00:03:13,740 --> 00:03:15,880 lighting, Richard. Why don't you go see that chair over there? 57 00:03:18,060 --> 00:03:19,060 Lori, Beth. 58 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:21,880 LV, you're Lady Godiva, huh? 59 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:24,300 You must have something on under there. 60 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:25,520 Yes, Richard. 61 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:28,740 Oh, you see that? She does. She's got something on. What do you have on? 62 00:03:29,380 --> 00:03:30,380 Body lotion. 63 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:39,800 I like the hair. 64 00:03:40,540 --> 00:03:43,000 Why don't we skip the party and go right to Inspiration Point? 65 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:44,760 You know something, Mal? 66 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,960 She'll never win the prize for best costume. 67 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:48,420 She's not wearing anything. 68 00:03:49,100 --> 00:03:50,640 She's wearing body lotion. 69 00:03:54,260 --> 00:03:56,200 Adam, do me a favor and a drumming espresso. 70 00:03:56,980 --> 00:03:59,200 Sorry, Chach. You're too young to drink coffee. 71 00:03:59,780 --> 00:04:03,700 Anyway, we're closing up. Hey, old buddy, what do you say you and me, we 72 00:04:03,700 --> 00:04:04,579 a late movie, huh? 73 00:04:04,580 --> 00:04:05,580 Some other time. 74 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:08,900 Hi, Jermaine. 75 00:04:10,060 --> 00:04:11,060 That's Jermaine. 76 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:13,520 Listen, do me a favor. 77 00:04:13,740 --> 00:04:15,400 Lock up for me, will you? Yeah, yeah, sure. 78 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:18,420 Jermaine, you're a flower. 79 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:26,840 Too young for coffee. 80 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,080 Too young for sorority parties. 81 00:04:30,580 --> 00:04:32,260 Too young, too young. 82 00:04:33,100 --> 00:04:34,100 It's not fair. 83 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:37,620 How come I'm always left out of everything? 84 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,320 It's not fair. 85 00:04:40,940 --> 00:04:41,940 It's not fair! 86 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:48,040 You know, I would sell my soul to the devil to be more grown up. 87 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:53,220 Chachi Arcola. 88 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:56,100 Chachi Arcola. 89 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:58,520 Hi. 90 00:05:00,460 --> 00:05:02,040 I'm Melvin Scratch. 91 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:07,320 hot place. 92 00:05:08,540 --> 00:05:12,340 See, I'm the nephew of the devil who came to buy your soul. 93 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:15,820 What, am I going nuts? 94 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:17,720 You buy souls? 95 00:05:18,020 --> 00:05:19,020 Oh, yeah. 96 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:21,180 Melvin's my name. Souls are my game. 97 00:05:23,420 --> 00:05:26,880 All right, Kleiner, you had your fun. Now, look, I'm in no mood for this, all 98 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:29,100 right? So just go back to the party at the sorority house. 99 00:05:29,780 --> 00:05:30,780 Oh. 100 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:34,100 You need convincing, huh? 101 00:05:35,150 --> 00:05:36,170 This is my favorite part. 102 00:05:37,930 --> 00:05:39,790 Okay. What do you like? 103 00:05:40,290 --> 00:05:41,290 Blondes or brunettes? 104 00:05:42,270 --> 00:05:43,270 Redheads. 105 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,530 You little dickens. 106 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:47,750 Okay. 107 00:05:51,170 --> 00:05:52,170 Meals are up. 108 00:05:54,450 --> 00:05:55,570 Answer it. It's for you. 109 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,380 Why don't you ask them why they want to go out with you? 110 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:17,180 Why do you want to go out with me? 111 00:06:19,140 --> 00:06:20,700 Because I'm so grown up. 112 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,560 And you're a warm and wonderful person. 113 00:06:26,300 --> 00:06:28,300 That's exactly what they say. Yeah, I know. 114 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:33,480 You mean you're really the... Would I wear this shirt if I wasn't? 115 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:36,160 Is it a deal? 116 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:38,520 I don't know, Melvin. I don't know. 117 00:06:39,340 --> 00:06:40,340 What should I do? 118 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:42,020 Sign this contract. 119 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:46,340 Look, I'm not so sure about this. Redheads. I'm sure. 120 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:52,720 Great. 121 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:53,880 What next? 122 00:06:57,060 --> 00:07:00,460 Chachi Arcola, you are now a warm and wonderful person. 123 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:02,400 You are adored by everyone. 124 00:07:02,940 --> 00:07:05,440 Now go up to Inspiration Point and collect those redheads. 125 00:07:05,660 --> 00:07:08,840 All right, Melvin. I'm on my way. All right, Melvin. 126 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:11,840 Look, Uncle Satan. 127 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,180 I got another one. 128 00:07:16,460 --> 00:07:17,460 Please. 129 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,300 How do I look? 130 00:07:22,580 --> 00:07:25,800 Oh, lovely, Dee. Just right for your date. 131 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:27,680 How much did that dress cost? 132 00:07:27,940 --> 00:07:28,940 Nearly $50. 133 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:31,560 $50? Oh, dear. 134 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:33,840 She's dating Chachi. 135 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:37,160 Oh, well, that's different. 136 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:43,960 Oh, you're such a lucky young lady. It's worth every penny. 137 00:07:44,740 --> 00:07:47,060 He's such a warm and wonderful person. 138 00:07:48,220 --> 00:07:52,320 Here he comes. Oh, he's so neat. And only a few days ago, I thought he was a 139 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:55,380 still young twerp. Well, at least I think I did. 140 00:07:57,340 --> 00:07:58,340 It's him! 141 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:05,940 Chachi! Girls, please, please. My lips need a breathing. 142 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:07,240 All right? 143 00:08:07,380 --> 00:08:08,380 I'll see you later. 144 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:11,980 Oh, Chachi, you're so wonderful and so grown up. 145 00:08:12,220 --> 00:08:13,900 Oh, true, true, true. 146 00:08:15,860 --> 00:08:19,880 What a day I had. Oh, well, tell us all about it. Come, old man. Sit in my 147 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:24,600 chair. Can I get you something, Chachi? Oh, no, no, no. Nothing, thanks, Mrs. C. 148 00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:26,380 Oh, he called me Mrs. C. 149 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:29,680 He's such a warm and wonderful person. 150 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:32,940 Oh, Chachi, there you are. 151 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:37,820 I've just come from the fraternity. It's unanimous. They all want you in, even 152 00:08:37,820 --> 00:08:40,740 though you haven't graduated from high school yet. Oh, that's great, Rich. 153 00:08:41,299 --> 00:08:43,140 I'll think it over. Would you? Yeah. 154 00:08:56,110 --> 00:09:00,990 to see what can you do for Chachi. Oh, I already asked him. He said no, but I've 155 00:09:00,990 --> 00:09:03,130 almost finished his sweater. 156 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:04,649 That's nice. 157 00:09:04,650 --> 00:09:08,130 Thanks, Mr. Thing. He said thanks. Did you hear him? He said thanks. 158 00:09:09,030 --> 00:09:10,870 He is such a warm... 159 00:09:22,890 --> 00:09:27,190 Tell us we love listening to your voice. It's like the harps of heaven. 160 00:09:28,410 --> 00:09:33,130 I don't want to talk. You have to talk. Just let us be near you. Please. 161 00:09:34,390 --> 00:09:36,710 I can't stand this anymore. 162 00:10:03,850 --> 00:10:06,150 it off, Chuch. You gotta tell me something. I'm so embarrassed. 163 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:11,690 Fonz, I haven't slept all night. 164 00:10:12,230 --> 00:10:15,450 You look terrible for a warm and wonderful person. 165 00:10:16,030 --> 00:10:18,610 Fonz, I have a problem, and I have to tell you something. 166 00:10:18,930 --> 00:10:22,850 I'm so proud you picked me to conversate with. Yeah, I'll listen. 167 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:25,090 Fonz. Yeah? 168 00:10:25,850 --> 00:10:27,670 I sold my soul to the devil. 169 00:10:28,270 --> 00:10:31,230 You're not only warm and wonderful, you're hysterical. 170 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:42,240 It's the devil making you think so, Fonz. You're warm, you're wonderful. 171 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:45,420 This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you. You're warm, you're 172 00:10:46,540 --> 00:10:51,560 Did you just... Yes! 173 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:56,400 Are you warm? Yeah! Fonz, you're back! Yeah, I'm back, and you better make it 174 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:57,400 interesting. 175 00:10:58,340 --> 00:11:01,400 Because if you don't, you're going to meet up with a cold -knuckle sandwich. 176 00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:03,960 Now, what are you going to tell me? All right, Fonz, now, it all started... 177 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,720 Yeah. I was sitting in Arnold's. I can dig. 178 00:11:06,580 --> 00:11:08,520 And then he goes, the kettle's above. 179 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:11,040 And that's it, Fonz. That's what happens. 180 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:12,840 You got to help me. 181 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,580 I don't want to be warm and wonderful. I want to be me. 182 00:11:15,860 --> 00:11:19,540 I understand. All right. How do you get to meet this guy from down under? 183 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:20,980 I don't know. He just appeared. 184 00:11:21,260 --> 00:11:22,640 See that? I hate hocus pocus. 185 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:26,460 What's his name? Melvin Scratch. Melvin Scratch. 186 00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:27,819 All right. 187 00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:30,760 I'll take care of it. It's my problem now. Get out of here. No, Fonz. This is 188 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:33,040 problem. I think I... You asked me for help. 189 00:11:33,340 --> 00:11:34,920 I'll help you. Out of here. Get out. 190 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:36,440 Thanks, Fonz. Yeah. 191 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:37,600 Good luck. Yeah. 192 00:11:38,510 --> 00:11:39,750 His name is Melvin Scratch. 193 00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:41,330 Melvin Scratch. 194 00:11:41,530 --> 00:11:45,830 All right, Melvin. 195 00:11:47,990 --> 00:11:48,990 Melvin. 196 00:11:49,350 --> 00:11:51,350 Melvin Scratch. Come on, show yourself. 197 00:11:53,370 --> 00:11:54,950 Hey, hocus pocus. All right. 198 00:11:57,910 --> 00:12:01,930 I hear you've got some papers on my cousin, Chuch. Oh, yeah, Alan. 199 00:12:01,970 --> 00:12:02,970 And I want him drunk. 200 00:12:06,470 --> 00:12:07,850 Will you please get out here? 201 00:12:12,939 --> 00:12:13,899 I don't. 202 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,380 I want those papers now. 203 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:18,179 Deal's a deal. 204 00:12:18,180 --> 00:12:19,300 What do you want to do? Fight for them? 205 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:20,500 Fists? Wrestling? 206 00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:21,820 Pitchforks? Come on. 207 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,200 No violence. 208 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:30,520 I want to tell you something, Mel. 209 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,880 If you do that one more time, I'm going to make a very hot view right here on 210 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:34,880 Earth. 211 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:37,720 Okay. 212 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,020 I got a proposition for you. I'm all ears. 213 00:12:40,410 --> 00:12:46,550 If you can go 24 hours without a girl's lips touching you, Chachi goes free. 214 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:47,850 No kissing? 215 00:12:47,870 --> 00:12:49,510 No kissing. No kissing. 216 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:51,850 My lips ain't gonna forgive me. 217 00:12:53,870 --> 00:12:59,950 But if you can't, Chachi goes... And so do you. 218 00:13:00,630 --> 00:13:04,770 Are you talking... Well, I'm not talking about Detroit. 219 00:13:06,550 --> 00:13:09,230 All right, look. No kissing, Chachi's free, huh? 220 00:13:09,550 --> 00:13:11,990 One kit, then it's torment city for two. 221 00:13:14,030 --> 00:13:14,989 All right. 222 00:13:14,990 --> 00:13:16,230 You got a deal. When do we start? 223 00:13:16,470 --> 00:13:17,470 Oh, you'll find out. 224 00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:20,710 Oh, this is great. 225 00:13:21,130 --> 00:13:24,230 This is great. I make a deal, no kiss in 24 hours. I don't even know when it 226 00:13:24,230 --> 00:13:25,230 starts. 227 00:13:27,190 --> 00:13:28,190 I think it started. 228 00:13:35,050 --> 00:13:38,590 I'm telling you something, Rich. It is the strangest thing he's made with, 229 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:39,610 bells. and bulbs. 230 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:42,720 That's hard to believe. 231 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:45,700 Hey, you're telling me, huh? I'm going 24 hours without a kiss. 232 00:13:45,940 --> 00:13:48,960 That's really hard to believe. All right, now, are you going to help me or 233 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:52,840 All right, Fonz, I'll help you. We'll do it together. Not one kid. No. A little 234 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:55,840 hard for me to believe that the devil's running around Arnold. Well, I mean, a 235 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,080 pitchfork and little horns. 236 00:13:57,300 --> 00:14:01,420 No, no horns, no pitchforks. It's the devil's nephew, Melvin. 237 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,320 He's wearing shorts. He's outside. 238 00:14:03,780 --> 00:14:04,900 Beware the devil's nephew. 239 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:06,220 Yeah. 240 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,000 Now, this is Cleopatra, Fonz. Be careful. 241 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,800 She's got a wicked ass. A what? 242 00:14:17,180 --> 00:14:18,560 Ass. Snake. Oh, yeah. 243 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,560 Just remember what she did to Caesar. 244 00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:24,320 That's what I want to do. I want to seize her. 245 00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:27,079 Here, watch this. 246 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:28,080 Fonz. 247 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:29,219 See that? 248 00:14:29,220 --> 00:14:31,500 She hit my tight. That was a snake like that, huh? 249 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:32,980 I did it. Did I do it? 250 00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:35,700 All right. 251 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,940 Good V. Way to protect those lips, babe. 252 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,140 Babe. Good, Fonz. That was good. 253 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,500 I mean, Melvin. 254 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:56,420 Hello? Boy, I'm real glad to meet you, Richie. 255 00:14:56,920 --> 00:15:01,120 It isn't often we get to meet a real goody two -shoes. 256 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,280 I've got my bad traits. You bet. 257 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,080 Oh, Richie. 258 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:18,380 You don't go to hell for overdue library books. 259 00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:22,650 What do you got for us now? 260 00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:25,890 Oh, just a few of my friends. 261 00:15:27,390 --> 00:15:28,390 Beelzebub. 262 00:15:28,650 --> 00:15:29,650 That's Mata Hari. 263 00:15:29,870 --> 00:15:31,070 She's my favorite spy. 264 00:15:31,770 --> 00:15:32,770 Mata Hari? 265 00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:34,210 Martha Hari, I never heard of her. 266 00:15:35,430 --> 00:15:39,150 All right, now, now, take it easy, Fonz. I can't help it. No, no, no, Fonz, no! 267 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,200 You're not missing much, Fonz. 268 00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,280 I don't believe you. 269 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:03,040 No, really. Only a mediocre kisser. But I love that turban. 270 00:16:07,820 --> 00:16:08,820 Oh. 271 00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:10,180 This is tough. 272 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,240 Yeah? 273 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:16,180 Salome doing the dance of the seven veils. This is too much for me. Oh, 274 00:16:17,340 --> 00:16:19,340 this dance, Fonz. This is tough. 275 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:21,100 Oh. 276 00:16:25,870 --> 00:16:26,870 does she have to go? 277 00:16:28,150 --> 00:16:29,870 This is down to about four now. 278 00:16:31,270 --> 00:16:32,650 I've got to sneak a peek. 279 00:16:34,330 --> 00:16:38,650 No. Now, Fonz, now listen, I know this is difficult, but no. 280 00:16:39,050 --> 00:16:40,250 No, no, Fonz, no! 281 00:16:40,770 --> 00:16:41,770 What do you mean, no? 282 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,740 You can do it. 283 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,180 Don't let her kiss you, Font. 284 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,920 You're a dirty fighter. Oh, thanks. 285 00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:07,280 Good, Font. You're doing great. 286 00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:08,540 I know where to go. 287 00:17:10,099 --> 00:17:12,720 I can't do it. 288 00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:16,599 Richie? Yeah, Font? 289 00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:17,780 Where are my lips going? 290 00:17:41,370 --> 00:17:42,750 Girls, can we talk this over? 291 00:17:44,170 --> 00:17:45,170 I just can't. 292 00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:47,830 Hold it. 293 00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:50,950 Pardon me, son. 294 00:17:52,390 --> 00:17:54,710 But she is another one, and I ain't gonna kiss him. 295 00:17:55,850 --> 00:17:57,770 Hey, I'm random. I'm an angel. 296 00:17:58,030 --> 00:17:59,590 I'm the Fonz. I'm a goner. 297 00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:33,040 From the boiling cauldron, from the eternity of emptiness, of nothingness, 298 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,960 never knowing love, never knowing fear. 299 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,720 Richie. Never... Yeah, Fonz? 300 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,600 Just say, thank you. 301 00:18:40,140 --> 00:18:44,280 Thank you. You're welcome. Yeah, really, thanks. 302 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:45,479 You're welcome. 303 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,580 No problem for a big guy like me. 304 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,120 I'm kind of new to gravity. 305 00:19:03,340 --> 00:19:04,340 How'd you do that? 306 00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:06,180 You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine. 307 00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:11,200 Listen, we've got to talk about this Melvin deal. Oh, Melvin. 308 00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:15,320 You know, it's a shame. I had reservations for you and Chachi in 309 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:19,300 That's great. 310 00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:20,380 Hey, 311 00:19:20,580 --> 00:19:22,360 congratulations, you and Chachi. 312 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,120 What about me? 313 00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:25,460 He's my best friend. 314 00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:26,900 Are you kidding? 315 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,340 Mr. Goody Two -Shoes? 316 00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:32,920 They're talking about him taking my place. 317 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:40,560 Hey, me as an angel? I'd be a good angel, don't you think? I'd work very 318 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:41,820 I'd learn all the ins and outs. 319 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,400 Did he have to die first? 320 00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:45,700 Fine. 321 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,960 So, Rich, you've got a long life ahead of you, Richie. No worries. 322 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:52,240 Well, I'm just glad you showed up, Brandon. Well, I'd better get going. 323 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:54,440 I've got harp lessons. 324 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:55,680 Oh, okay. 325 00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:57,980 Well, thanks for coming down here. 326 00:19:58,220 --> 00:19:59,220 solving a problem. 327 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,280 He didn't solve anything. 328 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:03,900 You can handle yourself. You don't need me. We help those who help themselves. 329 00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:11,100 Gravity. 330 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:17,060 I think Melvin's got some special effects. Watch me disappear. 331 00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:26,740 It's like Pittsburgh. 332 00:20:33,390 --> 00:20:34,390 I'll just walk. 333 00:20:42,190 --> 00:20:43,190 Time. 334 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:47,990 Two minutes, Fon. Two minutes and your 24 -hour illness is over. 335 00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:52,390 Illness? Oh, yeah. I passed the word that you were having 24 -hour flu. 336 00:20:52,930 --> 00:20:55,790 I hope my lips don't die. 337 00:20:56,490 --> 00:20:57,750 Lips don't die, Fon. 338 00:20:58,370 --> 00:20:59,890 Good morning. 339 00:21:00,150 --> 00:21:01,310 Oh, no, no. It could be... 340 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:04,820 You know, one of those girls, maybe I think... Oh, no, it's all right. It's 341 00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:08,500 right. It's all right. Come on in, Josh. Fonz, I had to be here. Hey, I'm glad 342 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,500 you're here, Josh. 343 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:10,960 Hey, 344 00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:12,740 Ralph. Hey, Fonz. Hey, Fonz. Josh. 345 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,100 We're more to marry you. Come on. Fonz, you look terrible. 346 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,680 Oh, yeah. You know something, Fonz? We heard about your flu. 347 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:21,060 I got some new germ jokes. Listen to this. 348 00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:23,820 Two germs are playing water polo. 349 00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:27,520 Ralph, Ralph, maybe we don't need any jokes right now, okay? I'm getting 350 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:28,620 Yeah, me too. 351 00:21:31,820 --> 00:21:32,820 Oh, better, better. 352 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,440 I'm going to make some soup. 353 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:38,440 Plenty of liquid. Oh, Fonz, are you all right? 354 00:21:38,660 --> 00:21:39,660 I'm feeling better. 355 00:21:39,860 --> 00:21:40,860 How? Time. 356 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:41,980 Fifteen seconds. 357 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,680 Fifteen seconds to what? 358 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:48,120 Oh, uh, fifteen seconds until Fonzie's 24 -hour virus is over. 359 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:52,220 Down to the second. Isn't modern sickness wonderful? 360 00:21:53,340 --> 00:21:54,720 Ten seconds. Yeah. 361 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,340 Nine. Eight. 362 00:21:57,020 --> 00:21:58,680 Seven. Six. 363 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,360 Five. Don't worry, you're going to be better soon. 364 00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:08,740 No, 365 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,080 she kissed me. 366 00:22:11,380 --> 00:22:14,900 Well, I never got that reaction from Howard. 367 00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:17,820 Oh, just a minute. 368 00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:20,740 Oh, hello. 369 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:22,280 Hi. 370 00:22:22,580 --> 00:22:23,580 Come on, guys. 371 00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:24,660 We got to go. 372 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,760 Come on. 373 00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:28,700 It's my fault. Hey, you stay here. 374 00:22:29,220 --> 00:22:30,220 I'm going. 375 00:22:30,260 --> 00:22:31,260 No. 376 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,060 Deal's a deal. You're both going. 377 00:22:34,060 --> 00:22:36,900 just recovering from the flu. He's not well enough to go out. 378 00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:44,720 What's going on around here? Now, maybe you didn't understand me, but I 379 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:48,360 thought... I have to take him over my dead body. And mine, too. 380 00:22:48,580 --> 00:22:49,580 Me, too. 381 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:51,640 This is the weirdest flu I ever saw. 382 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:55,080 But I gotta tell you something. That goes double for us. Right, Pop? 383 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,560 You just try something, buddy. You heard him, Bucko. 384 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,260 That's it for you guys. 385 00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:01,700 Going down. 386 00:23:02,460 --> 00:23:03,500 Feels about... 387 00:23:06,410 --> 00:23:07,410 We're still here. 388 00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:12,090 Beelzebub. 389 00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:13,510 It's not working, is it? 390 00:23:14,030 --> 00:23:16,330 Beelzebub. Well, well, well. 391 00:23:16,630 --> 00:23:17,630 Now then. 392 00:23:18,210 --> 00:23:22,410 Looks like we knew what to do, huh? Looks like the angel was right, huh? 393 00:23:22,410 --> 00:23:23,630 like we had the answer. 394 00:23:24,810 --> 00:23:26,510 Well, I wanted to tell you guys. 395 00:23:26,810 --> 00:23:27,810 What is it, Fon? 396 00:23:28,110 --> 00:23:30,270 Very simple. The only thing that can beat the devil. 397 00:23:30,730 --> 00:23:32,230 L -O -B -E. 398 00:23:35,639 --> 00:23:36,680 Nobody loves me. 399 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:40,920 Beals above. 400 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:47,960 Why are we all standing around like this? 401 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,720 I don't know. I'm all wiped out. 402 00:23:49,980 --> 00:23:53,100 Hey, Mrs. C, would you make me some hot chocolate, please? Michael, look. 403 00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:56,020 As long as we're all here, let's have a party. 404 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,440 Chachi, don't be such a twerp. 405 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:03,460 You know, that is the nicest thing anybody's said to me all day. 406 00:24:10,380 --> 00:24:11,380 Wake up, sleepyhead. 407 00:24:12,580 --> 00:24:13,580 Chachi. 408 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:15,040 Chach. 409 00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:16,460 Chachi, wake up. No. 410 00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:20,460 Oh. Al, I thought you were the... The what? 411 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:21,880 Never mind, Al. 412 00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:25,200 I thought you were going to lock up for me. I'm sorry. I guess I fell asleep. 413 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:28,520 Hey, Al. 414 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,900 What's all the lights on? Late party tonight? 415 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,460 Nah, he just couldn't handle the espresso. 416 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,340 Oh, hey, Chach. Listen, I'm sorry about not letting you go to that party. Oh, 417 00:24:37,380 --> 00:24:39,750 no, no, no. Oh, Rich, that's all right. Oh, next time we will. No, no, I'm too 418 00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:42,210 young for those parties. Oh, you're not too young. I'm just a little kid, Rich. 419 00:24:44,130 --> 00:24:45,310 I'm in no hurry to grow up. 420 00:24:45,530 --> 00:24:46,530 See ya. 29084

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