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Monday, happy days. Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes. The cycle hums. Ready to race to you.

These days are ours.

Happy and free.

These days are ours.

Share them with me.

Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue. There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.

So right.

It can't be wrong.

Rocking and rolling.

What's that?

Until you walked into that diner, I hated my job. People yelling, grease

and now I'm here.

And I can forget about being a waitress. More coffee?

Oh, yeah.

No tip?

Later.

You know, I tell you, you're such a wonderful guy.

Thank you. You don't need to tell stories to get girls.

What are you talking about stories?

Well, how can you be a teacher and own a garage and a restaurant?

Yeah, but I am all those things. I'm also a member of the Chamber of

Well, how do you do all that stuff?

I budget my time and have a very good breakfast.

Give me a minute.

But, Fonz. What's that? If you have all those jobs, why would you be living over

a garage?

Very simply, I live over my family. And like your lips, it is a lovely

neighborhood.

Here's a feature you don't often find.

Excuse me.

Bonzi, two women just walked in. Oh, that always happens.

I don't know you.

Joyce James, Timely Real Estate.

You must be the tenant.

The tenny.

This is Mrs. Watson. She may be buying the house.

Now, this room over the garage could be used as a sewing nook, or with a little

work, someone could actually live here.

All right, hold it.

Let's back that right up, okay, and start again.

Not you, sweetheart.

You. What are you talking about? She's going to buy this place. This happens to

be the Cunningham residence.

Well, yes, it is, but they're selling.

Oh, you didn't know.

No, no, no. There must be some very big mistake here. A grande blunder, you know

what I'm talking about.

She's touching my thing.

Oh, Mr. Watson, don't touch his thing.

Well, there's no mistake.

They want to sell the house.

There's something about Mr.

Cunningham's business.

This could mean he's broke. All right, you stay right here. I'll be right back.

Would you like to see a menu?

Time for home.

Mr. C, why didn't you tell me you needed money? I would have sold my body to

science. What are you talking about?

I don't need any money.

Then why is there a woman up in my apartment who wants to sell the roof out

under you?

Arthur, you have a wonderful surprise.

You don't surprise. I work well with surprises.

Okay, let me hear it. While you were away, Arthur, Howard went to a metric

conversion seminar and he met a Mr.

Farquhar who was president of Top Value Hardware.

Well, yeah, top value home. I know that the commercials with the dancing swords,

right? Our parts never rust. Yeah, yeah, isn't that the greatest thing you'll

have? Well, that's okay. Well, anyway, Mr. Farquhar thought that Howard is just

the man he was looking for for vice president of his entire chain.

You're literally second in here. Stop it, Terry.

You're going to sell this house because you're moving up.

You're going to fit the heights up on the hill. I can see it now, huh?

Actually, Arthur, Mr. Farquhar wants Howard to work in the home office in New

York. You're going to commute.

Don't you worry.

I will take care of Mrs. T while you're gone. Now, Farnsley, you don't

understand. If I take this job, we're going to move to New York.

You are moving to New York?

You are moving to New York?

You're both going together tomorrow.

Water.

Look, Fines, I know this comes as a big shock to you. We couldn't tell you any

sooner because you were out of town.

But you don't understand. You can't leave.

I mean, you being here is like fuzz on a peach.

No, I felt the same way. And then I thought, why should we be like this? The

children are grown, and Howard's on his way to making some major dollars. It's a

wonderful opportunity for him. And not only that, the Lodge headquarters is in

New York. And that's the place where they've got the Leopard National

Wow.

Yeah, but look.

You can't leave Joanie.

Hey, Joanie!

You will.

I will. Yes.

Do you understand that your parents are leaving you and they are going

to New York?

Yes. Come back here.

How do you feel about that?

Fine. Get back here.

Of course I was upset at first. But then I saw how excited they were and I knew

this would be the best thing in the world for them.

And I'll have a place of my own.

Okay?

What does she know? She can't even dress.

Well, let me ask you a question, right? I mean, is this, like, already decided,

completed, finished? You know, you have the tickets and everything? No, Fonzie,

we're just thinking about it. Thinking about it. Yeah, we told the real estate

lady it was definite just because Howard says it makes the bums work harder.

Great. It's great news.

For you?

Well, it's great news for you, too.

Why? Because now you've got a chance to go out and find a place of your own. Oh,

yeah, yeah.

That's very, very exciting.

Yeah, no, no. I mean, tomorrow I'm going to go out and look for a place of my

own. I'm talking to Mom.

Mr. and Mrs. Cunningham, could I see you in the backyard for a minute?

Oh, come in. I think we got a live one.

Oh, excuse us, Arthur.

Oh, and Howard, just so you'll know, I have no intention of being buried in the

Leopard National Cemetery.

It's okay, Marion. They don't allow wives anyway.

They're moving.

I'm moving.

Joanie's moving.

Why does everybody dirty me?

Hey, Joe, what are you two doing here in the only place I can still call my own?

Well, Ponce, I think I have the answer to all your problems. I doubt it. Why

don't you move in with me?

You know what? All right. I really don't think so, Rod. Why? Well, because I'm a

very quirky guy. I don't know if you could live with my quirks. No, no,

I'm the kind of guy who loves quirks. All right. What are yours?

Well, I'd probably kill you. Oh.

You know, and then you'd be dead and I'd be unhappy.

It'd put a strain on the relationship.

You know where I go if I had the bus? To a barber shop.

I go to Kahuna Village, where the fun never sets.

Yeah, Kahuna Village, huh? That's a hot singles place, isn't it, huh?

That's what I'm picturing.

Girl, Saturday night luau.

Girl.

I don't want to go there. I am not interested.

All right. If you don't like it, you can always move in with me. This place is

looking better and better every second.

You get everything here, Mr.

Fonzarelli. Your kitchen, your bedroom, your waterfall.

Oh, Mr.

Turtletop. Yes, ma 'am? Is he going to be moving in?

Well, we're still deciding.

Well, maybe this will help you decide.

If he doesn't move in, we're moving out. Right, girls?

Right!

Oh, come on, man. You look so upset.

Yeah. The one in the back is my wife.

I'll tell you what. Huh? I'll make a deal with you, okay?

A deal, huh? Yeah.

Okay, look. I don't have to check your record.

And the first two months' rent are free.

Hey, now you're talking. I can relax now. I'll sit down.

I knew I'd get you.

Don't touch me.

Did we get half of some baby in class?

Yeah. All right. I know exactly what's going on.

You're not selling the house.

And you're going to beg me to come back? No, no. Chachi said you needed

references, so we came over to help you get the place.

I see.

Are you the landlord?

You got it, sweetheart.

Stay close, Howard.

Now, Arthur is a wonderful tenant.

He can fix just anything.

I don't believe you.

I mean, you want somebody out, you really want them out.

What are you talking about?

I mean, it's really going to hurt you if I spend one more night sleeping over

your student bacon.

Fonzie. Oh, no, no. You cut the cord. You really cut the cord. I'll tell you

something there, turtle pal.

I don't need references, right? No way.

Okay. Then I'm going to sign a lease. Let's get out of here. Fonzie, will you

listen to me? Oh, no, no. I don't want to talk about it no more. You

Hey, turtleneck, take me to your office.

I don't know, Marion.

I'll tell you one thing.

I think we've not only lost a tenant, we've lost a friend.

Oh.

Hey, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy, James.

We've been together a long time, huh? Now we're moving on.

Yeah, take a laugh, look around.

I'll tell you something.

I think you're really going to enjoy where we're going.

You know what they got? They got tiki torches and palm trees and everything.

know, girls, lots of girls for you.

They call it Hawaii.

Hey,

how you doing?

Ah, taking Jimmy with you, huh?

Jimmy? Yeah.

His friends call him Jimmy. He's James.

Don't you understand?

I revere this poster. I love this poster. You watch how you talk about it,

right?

You need a hand here?

You got two boxes after six years?

Well, you know what they say. You own stuff and it owns you.

Can I help you pack anything?

Ah, you can steal the lamp.

Is this yours?

Oh, just a bowl.

No, Fudge, you can't leave like this. All right, fine. Put back the bulb.

I don't need a light bulb. I mean, all these bad feelings.

You know, you and the Cunninghams have been together... I'm not a topic for

conversation. Fine.

All right, that does it.

Hey, you forgot your picture of the Cunninghams. Oh, right, yeah, right. I

want to forget that, huh?

Guess we ought to sign.

Well, guess we ought to.

The door. The door, Howard. Someone's at the door. We can't be signing a

contract when somebody's at the door.

What a surprise, Charlie.

Didn't even dinner yet.

Look, I can't even think about food at a time like this.

You gonna have spaghetti?

Sit down. We have to talk.

Look, I think it's terrible what's going on between you and Fonzie.

So do we. We don't know what to do.

Do you have any suggestions? No. All I know is that in five minutes, you're

going to be out of here.

And if you guys don't settle this thing right now, you may never be able to.

I'm sorry to butt in.

If the Cunninghams move, where am I going to eat?

Oh, and Arthur's leaving in five minutes.

Marion, we had nothing but his best interest at heart, and he turned on us.

I've tried to talk to him for two nights in a row, and all he does is walk past

me in the driveway.

Now, he's a grown man. If he wants to act this way, there's nothing we can do

about it.

Come on, let's go up and talk.

Hey, I wonder what this used to be.

Oh,

look at this. It had children.

Oh, you come up here to see that I left everything where I found it?

That's not why we're here.

Oh, oh, you got other people coming up here to look? That's fine. I'm out of

here. I'm in the archives.

Hold it.

Just sit down and zip your face, dear.

Sure.

Now that I'm leaving, you sure you're real cunts, huh?

Now, Arthur, you are obviously upset about the fact that you're moving out.

Oh, you can see through my steely facade.

What we don't understand is why.

Now, if Howard had never gone to that convention and he hadn't met Mr.

and had the great offer, were you just going to stay here forever?

Absolutely. This is where I belong. I had plans of adding on.

Look,

six years ago, this was the right place for you to live, but times have changed.

You got that right.

Six years ago, I moved in here. You were nice to me. You took care of me.

Then all of a sudden I needed you to be nice to me and take care of me. You

shouldn't have done that.

There's nothing wrong with needing people. Oh, for me there is.

Every time I need somebody, they leave me.

Ashley, Heather, Richie, my parents, you.

Wait a minute. What are you trying to say? Are you trying to say that we're

second set of parents to walk out on you? Hey, it's not your fault. You know,

I'm just the kind of guy people love to leave. That's all. I went to one Braves

game and I found out they're moving to Atlanta.

You're wrong. No, I'm not. I read it in the newspaper.

No, I think you're wrong about us.

Being a family doesn't mean that you have to live over the garage for the

of your life.

We can leave a city, but we can't leave your life.

Family means the phone rings and it's your voice and you say, I need you.

right on the next plane.

Fonzie, can you honestly look at us and imagine a time when you'll need us and

we won't be there for you?

Did you say that?

You know, you were wrong.

You're not my second family. You're my third.

Oh, Arthur.

We love you so much.

I love you, too, you know.

I'll tell you one thing, though. I'm very, very embarrassed.

I was so absorbed in my own problem, you know.

I forgot to congratulate you on your promotion and your big move. I mean, all

the way to New York, that big road apple.

The great offer on the house?

Yeah, the papers are all ready. They're just waiting to be signed. They're down

on the table.

You know what?

I'm going downstairs now. I'm going to get the champagne I already packed on my

bike, all right? I'll be right back.

And I'm going to bring up the papers in a pen, okay?

Okay.

Looks like we're really going to do this.

Yeah.

You know, Marion, you, uh...

You seem to be a little bit nervous about all of this. Well, this is a big

But just think, we'll be in a nice apartment facing the park and we can go

Coney Island and have a hot dog and we can go watch the Yankees play, huh?

New York's a heck of a town.

The Bronx is up and the battery's down.

You know something, Howard?

I just had the strangest feeling.

Maybe we're happy here.

Happy? You really think so?

Yes, we have our home, and we have our friends, and we have each other, and

maybe we don't need anything else.

What about the money?

What could we buy that would make us any happier?

Okay, I got it.

The same thing.

There's the paper.

Here's the pen.

What did you do with that? We just decided to stay.

How so?

Because we're happy.

Yeah,

me too.

Me too, you know.

So, Arthur, go downstairs and get your stuff and put it all back exactly the

it was.

You know, I was thinking that maybe you were right, you know.

Maybe it is time for me to move.

Ever since I've already started moving, I should just, like, get the guts and

finish. Just move right on out, you know?

No, Arthur.

No. It wouldn't be the same without you.

Do you think there could ever be a time when you needed me and I wouldn't be

there for you?

Why are you so glum, Mr. C?

I just can't believe that the Braves are moving to Atlanta.

Serving fries.

Oh, hello, you crazy, funny ass.

Oh, Arthur.

We knew you'd be all alone with nothing to eat, so we brought you some dinner.

Oh, hey, that smells great, but, oh, it's not necessary. Oh, that's no

at all.

Here we go.

Now, we got you some cheesecake for dessert, but Howard ate it on the way

It doesn't travel well.

Not when you're in the car.

So sit down, Arthur, and do you want this to get cold? No, I don't think you

understand. Really, I just don't have an appetite at the moment. Oh, now, don't

be silly. Go ahead. Chow down. Oh, yeah, really. Thanks so much. I deeply

appreciate it, but I'd rather not.

There.

Bring him some food, huh?

He's alone and starving. He's weak from hunger.

Well, I guess we should be going. We wanted to be home to watch Candid

They're going to run that one about the talking mailboxes. Wait a minute,

Marion. There's good enough for everyone.

We're all very happy to see that you've adjusted so well to your environment

here, Arthur. You know, it was tough at first, and I'm trying to make a goal of

it. Yeah, you're fine.

Yeah, bye -bye.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, yes, indeed.

This is certainly delicious.

And the food looks very good, too.

Happy days are yours, Mike. These happy days are...