All language subtitles for Happy Days s011e12 Like Mother Like Daughter

Monday, Monday, happy days. Monday,
Wednesday, happy days. Wednesday,

happy days.

The weekend comes, I cycle home, ready
to race to you.

These days are ours,

happy and free.

These days are ours, share them with me.

Goodbye gray sky, hello blue. There's
nothing can hold me when I hold you.

You're so right.

It can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin', don't speak no.

Monday, happy days. Wednesday, happy
days.

Thursday, Friday.

Round, round, get around.

I get around.

Yeah. Get around. Round, round. I get
around. I get around. Get around. Just

me out of this one, all right, boys?

You know, I don't just sit in the back.

I don't just sit in the back and play
with the flies all day, you know. I got

ideas.

I got one word for you.

Intercom.

I got one word for you. What?

Nosebleed. Two words.

You're going to challenge me? Never. All
right, fine. Listen to me.

These babies are going to save us money.

You know, we'll cut down on mistakes,
time, waitresses. I love waitresses.

All right, sit down right here, all
right? Right here? Here's what you do.

sit there and place the order, all
right?

While I go into the kitchen.

Go ahead.

Uh, yo, mister right there, man. I would
like some cheeseburger and fries.

Go ahead, Fonz.

I would like the cheeseburger and fries.

Fonz, do it.

Come here. Come here.

You didn't like it, huh? Can't put
anything over on you.

Thanks for your honesty.

Because it's a pool.

Oh, fine.

I've run into something of a crisis, and
I need your help. Sure. Go ahead.

Oh, well, I don't want to be rude,
Chachi, but this is kind of personal.

That's all right. You're among family. I
think the time for rudeness is here.

Sure, don't seek my opinion.

I got a lot up here that's going to
waste, pal.

Yes, you do.

Barnes, is there someplace more private
we could talk? Oh, sure. Listen, why

don't we use Chachi's intercom? That way
no one will hear us.

Hey, Mr. C.

The favorite department is now open.
Well, it's really... Nothing, Fonz. I

need a girl for a fun evening. Whoa.

Hey, Mr. C. I can't believe you just
said that to me. How can I look up to a

that is so low?

Listen, you don't say another word, I
will pretend this never happened, all

right? Just want to leave?

Manny! How long have you been here?

Stop now.

Fonz, will you just relax?

It isn't for me. It's for some guy
that's coming to dinner tomorrow night.

Mr. C, you just gave me Cadillac arrest.

Who is this guy?

Oh, he's a guy that went to college with
Marion and I. Frederick Hamilton.

You know, one of those four -sport
lettermen, president of the student

most popular guy on the campus.
Everybody hated him.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Is this
the guy?

That Mrs. T dated before she dated you?
Yeah, that's the guy.

They not only dated, they were
inseparable.

And do you know that when Richie was
born, Marion wanted to name him

Oh, come on, come on. Let's put it in
neutral, all right? I mean, you might

have dated her, but you won her pretty
little heart fair and square.

I didn't win anything. He moved away,
and I got her on the rebound.

And now you think he's coming back, he's
going to sweep her right off her feet,

and they're going to ride off into the
sunset in a white horse?

Oh, you think so, too.

No, no, no.

It was just an image I was using, that's
all.

Look, Tom. Here's his picture.

All right, so he's a good -looking guy.

You think he's got a sister?

Fancy. Look, I'm sure that time has
wreaked havoc on him the way it's done

you.

You think so? Oh, absolutely.

I mean, when was this picture taken?

Senior year of college, right?

It was in this month's Fortune magazine.

Mr. C, leave town.

I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. I
got a redhead for you. He's gonna knock

his socks off, all right?

Hey, Monique, where are you now? Do we
need you, right, Mr. C?

What is taking your mother so long?
You'd think royalty was coming.

I don't think I've ever seen her this
excited before, Dad. You weren't at our

wedding.

What's the matter?

Oh, I'm just not looking forward to a
boring evening of Frederick droning on

about his enchanting little villa in
Monte Carlo.

He owns a villa?

He owns half of one. Cary Grant owns the
other half.

Cary Grant? Wow.

There, you see?

Now, how can I compete with that?

Well, talk about sports. Talk about your
heart. Oh,

great, great. I'm sure a conversation
regarding the difference between copper

and plastic pipes would be very
interesting to hear.

It might.

Dad, you know, I really think you're
selling yourself short.

I think you're a very interesting
person.

All little girls think their daddies are
interesting and then they grow out of

it. Little girl?

Can't we ever talk like two adults?

Oh, sure we can. I'm sorry, sweetheart.

Is that what you're going to wear?

I'm going to wear this under my real
clothes.

How do you get those things on? Do you
spray them on?

The last time I try and help you. You
want to help me? Put the papers away.

That's distant, Dad.

I'm going to get you another tie for
your birthday.

Mary, aren't you ready yet?

Yes, Howard.

How do I look, Howard?

You take that off this instant.

Howard, Joanie's here.

Marion, it is not appropriate. Now, why
don't you put on that beige wool dress

with the high collar, huh? It's an old
coat that I wear to rake leaves. Yes,

it's tasteful and timeless.

Oh, I don't have my earrings. I feel
naked without them.

It's not your ears that need covering.

I say, Monique, the date you requested.

Hiya.

Fonzie didn't tell me what a big,
handsome, strapping guy you are.

Monique, Monique, Monique. That's the
wrong guy.

Thank God.

Fonzie. Hold your ground, all right?

Fonzie, this is not going to work.

Why not?

Oh, look.

Need I say more?

All right, all right. Yeah, come on,
Monique. This way.

Howard Cunningham.

Oh, you'll be staying with us, of
course, huh?

Well, thank you, Howard, but I already
have a hotel room. Well, just as well.

All the beds in this house are for
normal -sized people.

You're looking great, old -timer. Yes,
well, you seem to have stood up pretty

well yourself.

Thank you.

You know what? You've got a really
lovely home. Thank you, thank you. We're

still adding a few touches. We're
thinking of paneling the basement.

Paneling is nice.

Can you hear me up there?

light up the room like the aurora
borealis.

Oh, you silver -tongued devil.

Oh, you haven't changed at all.

Oh, well, maybe a little gray around the
temples.

Yes, where the dye wore off.

I've got these for you.

Oh, you better let me take those, boo
-boo.

You see, Snooks here has hay fever.

And she's not allowed to be near any
living thing.

Well, I hope you're not allergic to
this.

Oh, Beaujolais, you shouldn't have.

Just a little something I picked up
while I was getting on the plane in

I hope it goes with the meal.

Oh, it certainly will. We're having
beef.

Just a little something I picked up
getting into the car in Milwaukee.

Oh,

Frederick, we have so much to catch up
on.

Oh, yes, we do. It's amazing how time
flies, isn't it?

Let's see. The last time I saw you was
at the senior picnic, wasn't it? Oh,

that's when we went boating.

Right. Oh, remember that crazy guy that
followed us down the river in an inner

tube and almost drowned? I did not. The
tube sprang a leak.

Was that you?

That's right. You were crazy about
Marion, too.

Well, Howard, I guess the better man
won.

No. Frederick, you've moved away.

Thank you, Marion.

If you want me, I'll be in the oven with
the meat.

Oh,

Howard, I didn't mean it that way. I
just didn't want Frederick to feel bad.

Oh, don't worry. I never feel bad.

You must be Mr. Hamilton. My mom's told
me so much about you. She did?

When? Where was I?

Frederick, you haven't met Arthur.
daughter. This is Joni. Nice to meet

pleasure's all mine.

We also have an older son, Richard,
who's married and has a son of his own,

grandson.

Joni, why don't you get the photo album
and show Frederick our entire family?

Yes, we've grown old together, Marion
and I.

That's just wonderful. I envy you two so
much. Being together all these years,

having that sense of stability. Yes, we
treasure that sense of stability in our

golden years, don't we, Grandma?

That's enough. No, it's never enough.

Here's the photo album. I bet you don't
have fun like this with Cary Grant.

As long as he pays half the rent, that's
all I get.

You show Frederick the pictures, and
I'll get the appetizers. Howard, dear,

don't you help me carry?

Oh, of course, sweetheart. Excuse us,
will you, Frederick? Sure. I have to

Mary. She has a bad back.

Last year, we had to hang her upside
down for a whole week.

Tough feeding her.

Uh, so, Mr. Hamilton, I've heard you've
done a lot of traveling.

Oh, yes, yes, I've traveled all over the
world. But I think next year I'll go

someplace else.

You know what I like about you young
people? What? You've never heard these

jokes. Let's see what we got here.

Howard, would you get the cocktail
napkins and tell me why you're acting

such a loon?

Well, I'm sorry, but that guy just makes
me feel uncomfortable.

Why? Just because he's so handsome?

Well, that's part of it, Marion.

Oh, Howard, you know good looks don't
mean that much to me.

And I thought I... wasn't going to have
fun tonight.

Daddy's home.

Oh, Howard, look at this beautiful fruit
basket.

Oh, that's nice, Mary.

Perfect scented. Burn it.

Marion, be honest for a second. When you
look at me and then you look at him,

don't you sometimes wish that things
were different for you?

Just because of his looks, money, looks?

Did I say looks twice? Yes, you did.

Oh, Howard.

When I was 17, Frederick was the perfect
man to dream about.

You are the perfect man to live my life
with.

Good, sweetheart.

Now let's throw out the fruit, huh? Oh,
how sweet.

Oh, you cutie.

Good evening, Marion.

Well, Frederick, this is a surprise. We
weren't expecting you. I was.

Frederick's my date.

See you later, Snooks.

Bye -bye, boo -boo.

Oh, did you see that? Our little journey
is going out together on a date.

Where are you going?

Gun shopping, Mary.

No!

Now, Howard, don't get mad.

Well, they were out of Twinkies, so I
had to get Ho -Ho's.

Get up there, Marion, and she's going
out with him again tonight.

Oh, my.

Now, look, I didn't say one word to her,
just like I promised you. But now that

you're home, I'm going up there and glue
her fanny to the bed.

No, Howard.

Now, dear, you're too upset to talk to
her. Let me try first.

Why don't you just go in the kitchen and
put the groceries away? All right, but

if your talk with her doesn't work, I'm
going to handle it my way.

Oh, my goodness.

If Frederick marries Joanie, I'm going
to have a 50 -year -old son named Boo

-Boo.

Good. I'm glad I caught you here alone
and sitting.

I got some really shocking news for you.

I thought you should hear it from a
friend and not on the streets like I

You ready for this, huh?

Your daughter, my former girlfriend and
future teacher of children, is going out

with some old geezer.

I know.

You know?

And you're sitting here scarfing down ho
-hos?

Aren't you going to do anything?

Marion won't let me.

Well, just who wears the pants in this
family, huh?

Mr. Cunningham, you've got to act fast.

This guy's been around.

You know, he's not looking for a date
for the prom. This guy wants a little

-a -lam -a -ding -dong, if you know what
I mean.

Now, you watch your mouth, Chachi.

I mean, look, Mr. Cunningham.

I mean, when I dated your daughter, you
did everything but dust off her

fingerprints. Now you're letting her go
out with this man.

Now look, Chachi, this is my family and
I'll handle it my own way.

I gotta go upstairs and tell Fonzie.

And to think, you taught me how to fish.

I know, Joanie, Frederick is a very nice
man.

That's why I used to go out with him.
Mom, I think you're making more... I'm

glad you're going out, you're dating new
people. But you know, Frederick isn't

exactly what you call a new person.

I mean, think about...

Age difference, dear. You're 20 and he's
50. When you're 30, he's going to be

60. When you're 50, he's going to be
dead.

It's really hard to have a relationship
then.

Mom, listen, Frederick is an interesting
man who happens to be in town for three

days. Why are you making such a big
deal?

Well, I just want you to be careful
because relationships have a way of

out of hand. I don't want you to be
hurt.

Mom, listen, this is not getting out of
hand.

Tonight, we're just going to have a
simple dinner in this hotel room.

Does that upset you? No, no, no, dear,
no. You have to eat somewhere.

Well, you just run home and have a good
time.

See you later.

You know, one of the most exciting
experiences I ever had was when I was

down a jungle river.

Suddenly, a huge rhino attacked the
boat.

It got within three feet of us, and the
guide had to shoot it. Wow. You're in

Africa. No, Disneyland.

Oh. Well, all right. This is the moment
of truth.

Voila.

So, this is chicken flambé.

No, that's garbage.

But that's all right. I know how to save
dinner. I'll call room service.

All right.

I'll get it. Oh, thank you.

Just exactly. What are you doing alone
in a hotel room with my daughter? Dad,

Frederick was just showing me a little
French cooking. Oh, so that's what they

call it now, huh?

Now you stay out of this. This has got
nothing to do with you.

You rat.

First my wife and now my daughter.

What have you got against me?

Oh, nothing, Howard.

You want to have lunch tomorrow? My
treat.

All right, that does it. Put him up.

But before you beat me to death, I'm
going to get one punch in. Now, just

it easy, Howard. I know how this must
look. I'll tell you exactly how it

Guys like you travel all over the world
taking advantage of young girls.

Why don't you try and seduce somebody
your own age?

No, forget I said that.

Howard, will you relax a minute? Now,
look, the only reason I'm seeing Joanie

because she's really a very bright,
interesting woman.

Her?

No, no, sweetheart.

I didn't mean that you're not
interesting. It's just that a guy like

really interested in interesting.

Well, that isn't how it sounded.

Now, listen, I can see that you two have
a few things to discuss, so why don't

you go ahead and talk it out, and I'll
go on down in the lobby.

Oh, and Howard, I've got to tell you
that I'm sorry I stuck that pin in your

inner tube.

Daddy, when I was 14 years old, when I
went on my first date, you followed me.

And tonight, when you came in that door,
I felt 14 years old all over again.

I've never been so humiliated in all my
life. I'm sorry.

Daddy, why can't you believe Frederick
is interested in me for something more

than French cooking?

Why? I'll tell you why. Because he's a
man, and you're my daughter, and I'm

uncomfortable talking about this. Well,
I think we should talk about it.

I'm 20 years old. Why can't we ever talk
like adults?

We talk. Oh, sure we do.

We talk about what time I'm supposed to
be in, why I need to spend so much money

on clothes, and about me leaving my room
so messy. Well, there you see, we talk.

Daddy, that's not talking, that's
telling.

You know, it's nice to talk to someone
about life.

Someone who's been places, done things.

Someone I can learn from.

Someone like Frederick. And someone like
you. You know, I think you're a very

interesting person.

Me? Yes, you.

And I'd like to be able to communicate
with you about something besides my

skirts being too short.

I'm just trying to be a good father,
Joanie. Daddy, you're a great father.

It's just, even though I don't want you
to run my life, I'd like to share it

with you.

I would like that very much. I love you,
Daddy.

You blind fool. Get up.

Well, Mr. C, an error.

Come on. Get up here. I am so sorry.

What happened?

You mean you don't remember?

No.

All right, look. There were two guys
that just rushed in on you.

And you knocked them out?

Okay.

Oh, Fonzie, how can I ever thank you?
Oh, I owe you one.

Let's just say we're even, okay?

Okay.