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Sunday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days. Thursday, Friday,

happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready to race to you.

These days are ours, happy and free.

These days are ours, share them with me.

Goodbye gray sky, hello blue. There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.

You're so right.

It can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Monday, Monday, happy days.

Wednesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Wednesday, Friday, happy days.

Well,

Howard, we've got someone else's groceries.

That's why the bad boy was chasing our car.

I thought he wanted a tip.

Hey, listen.

Do not be alarmed, but some guy just followed me home.

Is he wearing a supermarket apron?

No, he's wearing a three -piece suit.

Coat, pants, tie.

That thing's dumb. I think it's a salesman.

You want me to get rid of him, Fonz? I've had a lot of experience with

down at the store.

I think it's time to handle this in a business -like fashion, huh?

Yo! Are you Arthur Fonzarelli? No!

Come on, Fonz, there's probably some kid working his way through college. Yeah,

then he should study about how to take a hint.

All right, listen, I'm your guy, huh? Make it fast, make it sweet, make it

Look, I came all the way from San Francisco just to find you. I have

really important to tell you that's going to change your life. Hey, I'm

I'm pins and needles, huh?

What do you got to tell me that's going to change my life?

I'm your brother.

You know why, Mr. C? Because I don't. Hey, do you know what that is?

That's the old I'm your brother, give me some money scam.

Now, look, I know this whole thing sounds crazy, but if I could just talk

for a few minutes. Hey, you could talk till you're blue under the collar, pal.

do not have a brother. Yes, you have. You see, your father... Hey, I don't

to hear that word in this house. Okay, all right, all right.

I don't want to hear that name either.

Okay, okay.

The man who was married to your mother when you were born.

You see, now, when that man left Milwaukee, he moved to San Francisco

married my mother and had a son. Me.

I thought there was a resemblance. If you stand back a little bit and squint

your eyes and tip your head a little bit.

This is so exciting. I've got to get a picture of you two and Senator Ritchie.

This will make up for burning his baseball card. Oh, that's all. We'll get

picture of these two wonderful faces. Please pull it, Mrs. C. Anybody could

in here and claim to be my brother. But I have proof.

My driver's license.

Hey, false ID, huh? I used to make this stuff. What do you think of this

garbage?

Looks real to me. What do you know?

Look, I have other proof.

The Fonzarelli crest. A falcon flying over a field of oregano.

Common knowledge. Hey, I'd love to chit -chat, but I got more important things

to do.

I think I'll go upstairs and measure my sideburns.

Sleep now, little baby. Warm through the night.

May sweet dreams caress you till morning. Your strong little muscles must

the good fight.

So sleep Fonzarelli. Sleep well through the night.

Only a Fonzarelli would know that.

Oh, my goodness.

What do I got here?

I got my brother here. This is my brother.

We got so much catching up to do. When am I going to start?

You want to be alone?

No, I want to be with my brother.

Hold this.

What's my brother's name?

Arthur. Why? That's my name.

Are we twins?

They call me Artie. They call him Artie.

Artie. We're going to be the Fonzer early brothers, I'm telling you. We're

to be like this.

Okay.

On the count of three.

Ready? Yeah.

Yeah, I want to be a coroner.

Oh.

You're going to be a coroner?

Yeah, yeah, well, I like to work with people.

Has he got a sense of humor or what? Or what?

So what do you guys got planned for the night? Oh, I thought we'd buzz around

the town with the Lovejoy sisters.

The Lovejoy sisters? Yeah. I better make you guys something to eat. You're going

to need all the energy you can get. I'll see you in a minute. Yeah, yeah.

Clowns, what did he mean?

What does he mean? He means that, well, they're very, very enthusiastic.

Hi, Fonz.

I hope you aren't late.

No, you're not late. You gave me more time to spend with my brother.

Hey, listen, Marty, I want you to meet Marlene and Darlene. Nice to meet you.

Hi. Hi.

Wow.

Are we really the first to go out with the Fonzarelli brothers?

Yeah, yeah, you'll get your commemorative plaques later.

Thank God I'm a twin.

So, Artie, what do you do for fun?

I breed tropical fish.

Really?

How do you keep them steady?

All right, here you go, four Arnold burgers.

Whoa, all right, ladies.

Listen, if you guys aren't back in a week, I'm calling the police.

Mind if I trade this in for a salad? I'm a vegetarian.

You don't eat meat?

Some people, the ingestion of meat can cause fatty deposits to form in the

artery, creating pustules.

Yeah, one day you're reading the paper and the next day you're in it.

Oh, the things he knows.

Excuse us, but we have to go freshen up. No, I don't have to go freshen up.

We're twins.

If I do.

You do.

You see that?

She is so excited to be with you, she couldn't even eat. Right, right.

Looking at something I really need to tell you. Hey, we're brothers. You could

tell me anything.

Well, it's about our father. I'd rather hear about pustules again, all right?

What are you talking about? What am I talking about? Any man that runs out on

his family does not deserve to be called father. You understand that? He might

be yours, but he ain't my father. Come on.

Hey, look.

But, Fonzie, we're the brothers. We're going to have fun tonight, okay?

Okay. Well, this is all very nice, but these girls are not my type.

Fonzie's my date.

I'm Marlene.

Throw it.

Oh, listen.

My brother's got a little jet lag, so tomorrow night I'll take you both out.

You.

I hope you don't mind me breaking off the date.

No, no.

That's okay. I mean, there are plenty of other things we could do.

I'll get you a bike and we'll jump the Eagle River.

No, I don't do that.

You like foreign movies?

Yeah, Godzilla.

I didn't mean that.

You didn't mean that.

I got a great idea. We could go up to my apartment and toss a salad.

Great, great.

What are you going to eat?

I thought maybe I would fry up some tropical fish.

What are you doing?

I missed the sea. Couldn't sleep.

No, but that's all right. I always have trouble sleeping when the house is

shaking. I had to make myself a milkshake. Oh, look at this. I made too

Well, why don't you take a glass up to your brother, Artie?

No, he don't eat sugar. I guess I'll just have to dump it. No, no, no, no,

Don't waste good food. I mean, that's silly.

Oh, that's delicious.

Yeah. Too bad it's killing us.

Killing us?

Yeah, Artie says most of the things we ingest are sending us to an early grave.

Oh, that.

So, you two hitting it off, huh?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, I tell you, our relationship, it's just, uh... Great.

Good.

I was afraid it might be a little awkward for you two at first. Oh, no.

could it be awkward? The Fonzarelli brothers, I mean, we're just like, um...

I'll tell you something, Mr. C. I discovered something very interesting

brother. What's that?

I hate him.

Fonzie, how can you hate him? You don't even know him.

You don't understand, Mr. C. Look.

All my life, all I wanted was a brother, right?

I mean, somebody to tag along behind me going to school.

Someone to teach the facts of life to. Someone to teach ball to.

Someone to have pillow fights with.

And all of a sudden, one day, whammo, right out of blue, I get a brother.

And it turns out to be this guy.

I'm telling you, Mr. C, Artie and me, we're just two different people.

And that's the reason to hate him?

No, no, you're right. You're right. You win. I don't hate him.

It's worse, Mr. C.

I have no feelings for this guy at all.

Oh, I'm sorry to disturb you, Mr. Cunningham. I was looking for Fonzie.

all right. Come on in.

Fonzie and I were just having a health check.

Well, I think I'll go up and take my vitamins.

Fonzie, be a man.

Talk to him. Have a pillow fight. Anything.

Good night.

So, what are you doing up so late? I didn't think it was good for your

Taking the 5 a .m. flight back to the coast.

And you're leaving now?

Yeah, well, you know me. I like to get there early to get a seat next to the

emergency exit.

Of course, you can never be too careful. Well, the least I can do is...

Driving to the airport. It's okay, Fonz. I called the cab. Yeah, sure. You think

of everything.

Well, Artie, listen, this has been like a thrill, you know.

We've got to do this again before the next 25 years is up.

Is it something else?

Fonzie, why do you think I came here? I don't know. Maybe to find your long

-lost brother. Yeah, well, that wasn't the only reason. I've been trying to

you something very important, but you don't want to hear anything about our

father. Hey, that's right.

Case is closed. I don't want to hear anything about your father.

Well, you're going to have to. Yeah, well, let me tell you something.

In my book, the man is dead. He is.

What?

He died two weeks ago.

I thought you said no.

Hey.

How are you taking it?

I'm okay.

I wanted you to have this watch.

What do I need a watch for? I always know what time it is.

Well, you sure you don't want to miss that cab, pal. All right, fine.

Goodbye. Yeah.

Hey, do me a favor on the way out. Shut the door.

I missed the... What?

Ponce, it's you.

Yeah, well, who'd you expect?

I didn't expect anybody. What are you doing here?

Howard, are you okay?

It's all right, Marion. Ponce, we just got a little problem.

In our bathroom?

Marion, I'm working it out. Now go on back to bed before you wake up Joanie.

Thanks, Dad.

What's going on in there?

I didn't mean to make this.

See, I wanted to talk to one of you, Steve, and I figured I didn't want to

you up, so I was standing here thinking that eventually one of you would come

in.

It's no big deal. I'd probably go back to bed. No, no, no, no, no. Just wait a

minute. We're all here together now, so what is it?

It's no big deal. It's not important, you know. I mean, Artie's father died.

Oh, that's terrible. Is he okay?

Johnny, he died. He couldn't be worse.

Um, I meant Artie.

Yeah, Artie, he seems to be taking it, you know, good.

Arthur, Arthur.

Well, he's your father, too.

Are you all right?

You know, people come, go.

Well, Farnsley, you must have some feelings about this.

Yeah, I got feelings already. I got a bucket full of feelings. I'd like to

the guy right in the mouth.

But I can't because the jerk up and died.

Just as, you know, while he was alive, I thought maybe, you know, I could get

some things done, you know, like... Like what?

Like I don't know what. Maybe make up.

Maybe beat the hell out of each other.

Let me go to the movies, have a pizza.

I didn't even know the guy.

I mean, I wanted to know, was he a louse to everybody or just the family?

Did he believe in God? Did he go to the ball game?

Did he like chocolate or vanilla?

Why did he walk out on me?

I just figured that, you know, while he was alive, I could know the answer to

some of these questions, that's all.

And now I can't know anything.

Oh, Arthur.

I'm so sorry.

You know, Fonzie, there is a person who can give you some of the answers about

your father.

Who? Your brother.

Is that nothing in common with him?

You have now.

What are you doing here?

There's something I gotta know.

So let's get right to it, all right?

How'd he die?

Thought you didn't want to talk about it. I won't talk. You talk.

He was on a ship when a storm hit.

Apparently some rigging came loose and knocked him overboard.

They didn't discover he was gone for several hours.

Isn't that typical?

He left without telling anybody.

Fonz, you shouldn't hate our father. He was our father.

Hey, he was your father, not mine.

Look, I know how you feel. How do you know how I feel? I only saw him a couple

of times a year myself.

He was at sea ten months out of the year.

You know that when I was a little kid playing little league, all the other

when they get up to bat, they'd look up in the stands and see their fathers.

I'd get up to bat, look up in the stands.

He was never there.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

I remember when I was eight, I paid this bum a quarter to take me to a father

and son picnic.

The creep ate my sandwich.

Yeah, but from that, I learned how to be on my own and not to depend on anybody.

I know that.

I learned that. That's me.

Look, if it's any consolation to you, I know for a fact you meant a lot to him.

Yeah, I must have meant a lot to him. He was really devoted.

You know, in 20 years, he brought me one kimono, and when he brought it to me,

he didn't even have the guts to tell me who he was. That kimono was a big deal

to him. He agonized over it. Should he mail it to you? Should he bring it

himself?

He didn't tell you who he was because you made a life for yourself here, and

didn't feel like he was any part of it.

He didn't feel like he was any part of it. He was my father.

That's right, Bones.

And he wanted you to have...

Actually,

he left me better than a watch, didn't he?

He left me a brother.

Final call for flight 452. All passengers holding tickets should be on

Hey, listen, uh, Artie.

We're gonna stay in touch, huh? Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure.

All right.

Let's see.

All right.

What are you doing Christmas?

Oh, I thought maybe I'd trim a tree with my brother.

First son. I may have left your life,

but you never left my heart.

Love, Papa.

Whoa. My father left it to me. That's nice.

Solid, genuine brass.

Yeah? Yeah.

Look at that. Look at that, baby.

Isn't that nice? Oh, listen, Fonz, I'd love to sit and admire it all afternoon,

but it's ten minutes after three and I have a class to make. Don't rush

yourself. The watch here says three o 'clock straight up. Huh?

You got time?

Hey, this watch.

This watch is broken.

No, no, no. It's all right. The watch is unreliable. What was my fault? Give me.

I'll get it fixed for you. No.

I want to remember him just the way he was.

All right. Bye, Fonz.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Happy days are yours

and mine.