All language subtitles for Happy Days s011e06 Glove Story

Monday, Monday, happy days. Wednesday,
Wednesday, happy days. Thursday, Friday,

happy days. The weekend comes, my cycle
hums, ready to race to you.

These days are ours, happy and free.

These days are ours, share them with me.

Goodbye gray sky, hello blue. There's
nothing can hold me when I hold you.

It can't be wrong Rockin' and rollin'
all week long

Sunday,

Monday, happy days Wednesday, Wednesday,
happy days

They're here again.

Who's here? The Bondini brothers.

Where are they? They're right outside.
They're warming up, playing catch with a

VW.

They want to rumble? No, they want to
give me a pedicure. Of course they want

rumble. And I need your help.

You mean if Fonz is rumbling, you want
my help? He's going to rumble and he

wants my help. If Fonz is rumbling and
he wants my help.

This is it.

Oh, yeah?

You're a dead man.

I'm sorry. Well, this dead man is
telling you I'm going to hit you so hard

governor's going to declare your face a
disaster area.

And it's not a good neighborhood to
begin with.

Hey, Chachi. Yeah? Put your hands up.

Hold it.

Okay, come on.

Come on, boys.

It's over.

Oh, come on. What's the matter?

Boy, Franz, we told everybody we'd beat
you this time.

You've been saying that for seven years.

But next year, we're going to bring our
big brother.

Get out of here.

Gotcha.

Whoa, you did good.

Thank you so much.

I thought there was going to be four
guys, and I was going to take the next

Do you believe what you just saw? Huh?
He made a coat rack out of me.

Josh, he probably didn't want you to get
hurt. Let's face it, he doesn't have

any respect for me. Oh.

No, it's like he's the Lone Ranger and
I'm not even Tonto.

I'm Silver.

I'm sick of it.

Josh, it's because he thinks of both of
us as kids.

You know, he still buys me raggedy and
perfume.

Oh, is that what you're wearing?

I'm happy to keep supplies away.

Maybe you don't mind, but I wanted to
change his thinking about me.

Why don't you just talk to Fonzie about
this?

Why? Yeah. Because talk does not impress
Fonzie. That's why. Gun. That's what

impresses him.

You gotta come up with something big,
Joanie. Well, I don't know.

Wait. What?

You remember last year when Tommy
entered the city boxing tournament?

Huh? Yeah, he won one fight and Fonzie
went ape over him. Yeah, but Chach,

was beaten senseless.

Yeah, but Fonzie drove him home every
single day until he remembered where he

lived.

This is perfect, Johnny.

The city tournament starts in two weeks
and this kid is going to be in it.

And then you watch.

Fonzie is going to worship me.

Hey, Uncle Howard. I thought I'd just
come over and see how you were doing.

Yeah, listen, if you don't mind, we're
right in the middle of training.

Chachi needs my full attention. Oh,
don't mind me, Roger.

I'm just invisible. I'm here to soak up
some of the atmosphere.

All right, let's go. Who said you could
stop running? Let's go. I want to see

pools of sweat.

Remember, no pain, no gain, pal. Here we
go. Let's get him up. Roger. Come on.

Excuse me. This will only take a second.

Listen, Chach, you know, I'm a fight
expert. I've seen all the great ones.

Armstrong, Louis Schmeling fight, Marion
and me in our honeymoon.

I can give you a lot of tips on your
training. All right.

That's all right, Mr. Cunningham.
Roger's going to be my manager.

I really have a lot of confidence in
him. Yeah, thanks a lot, kid. You know,

Uncle Howard, I'm not totally without
experience.

I... I, uh...

Now you need to unbox a little in
college.

You're looking at a man who's been
there. Yeah.

I would have been conference champ if it
hadn't been for a woman trouble.

Oh, you fell in love, huh?

No, she knocked me out in the second
round.

East German exchange student. I got her
back, though. Her visa ran out.

I reported her to the authorities.

Would you mind sticking around, Mr.
Colonel?

Let's get some jump rope here. Now,
remember, the jump rope is an excellent

when training if used properly. Excuse
me a minute. Could I see that, please?

You know, I used to be quite an expert
at this when I was a wiry little guy.

Which life was that?

Keep that up and I'll be your first
opponent.

Now, look, John.

It's all in the wrist, you see?

Well, this rope is too short. Yeah, why
don't we let Josh try? No, he can't do

it. He's taller than me. The rope is too
short. The rope is too short.

All right, here we go. Come on, let's
go, Josh. Get it going, get it going.

Get that heart going.

Hey, not bad.

All right, get some potential here.
Let's go, keep jumping. Roger, please.

I just ran three miles.

That's right, and tomorrow we'll run
four. All right, that's enough. That's

enough. Let's hit the heavy bag, huh?
All right, now, Josh, the object here is

to... Just pretend the bag is your
opponent, all right? There we go. Come

Come on. Use your body, not just your
arm. That's it. Now watch this right.

Counter that punch. Come on. Body
punches. Body punches.

That's it. That's it. Come on. Leave it
to your left. Now knock him out. Knock

him out. Come on. Get him on the stuff.

Get him on the stuff. Bill. Bill.

Roger. Roger.

Roger, that is not the East German
woman.

I'm sorry. I...

Guess I got carried away.

She was shaped just like that bag.

Listen, you got a problem.

Hey, look at you, huh?

Let me see this.

Fire in your eyes, huh? You got leather
on your wrist. My life is complete.

You like the fact that I'm fighting fun?
So I like the fact. Hey, it's Uncle

Barry. How funny.

What is your first fight? Saturday.
Saturday? What are you standing there

huh? Come on, look at that. You look
like a fighter. You stand like a

You fall like a fighter.

That's great, Josh. Come here.

Come here. Don't stand there. Hit
something. Come here.

Come on. You got it.

All right, now remember our strategy,
huh? Keep your hands high, keep moving,

and let's use this first round to sort
of feel out your opponent. Excuse me, I

don't mean to butt in, but he's wrong.

You've got to be the aggressor. That's
what the judges are looking for. Look,

defense is important. I've been in the
ring. I know what I'm talking about.

Big talk from a guy who got knocked out
by a woman.

Everyone thought she was a man until the
chromosome test.

All right.

All right.

Listen.

I'm sorry that I'm tardy and everything,
but your gift is a custom job and they

just had it finished. Hey, open it. I
can't. Come on, open it. I can't. Of

course, why didn't you say so? I did.
Yeah, right.

So here it is. Hey.

Beautiful.

And it practically has my name on it.
Here, slip into this.

Thanks, man. I can't tell you how I
feel.

Just be the aggressor, see?

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight's first
exciting event, featuring in this

corner, at 160 pounds, Tiger Thompson!

And in this corner, at 155 pounds, the
challenger...

Now, you know the rules.

First bell, fight. Second bell, stop.

Shake hands, come out, fight.

All right, let's go, Charlie.

All right. We'll be proud.

You know, Mom, this is really a dumb
sport. How can two men get in there and

intentionally hurt each other? I don't
know.

My cousin, Chachi Akola, whose right
hand has made footprints in the sand of

time.

Now I'm going to get the victory kick.

Boy, if you're proud of me now, Fonz,
just wait till I win that tournament. I

look forward to it.

You're going to fight more?

Of course I am.

Hey, I'm going to battle with
Fonzarelli.

I'm not going to stop now. Would you
stop, Fonz? Hey, does a porcupine cross

legs very carefully?

You play me, Fonzie.

All right, who wants cake? I do, I do.

Just a minute, just a minute.

Hello?

Is Fonzie's cousin here? Yes, he is.
Please come in and have some cake.

Hey, you charge your cola?

Yeah.

When I get you in the ring, I'm going to
rip your face off so bad you're going

to be the ugly man in the circus.

Well, you can just forget about any
cake, young man.

Hey, cockhead.

You and me, outside. No, no, no. Hey,
this is my fight. Oh, all right. This is

his fight. Relax.

Good.

Who are you?

I'm Leo Wex, your next opponent in the
tournament.

I'm the guy who's going to introduce you
to pain.

Oh.

float like a battleship, I'm going to
knock you like a kangaroo in the zoo.

They're going to be picking up little
pieces of you.

I wrote that.

Hey, Josh, I know this type.

I've seen him before, usually in the
carnival, banging nails in with their

forehead. This guy doesn't scare me.

Hey, come on!

your face, because you're going to miss
it.

He's quick, too.

Two more.

Nine. Come on. All right. Here we go.
One more. Let's go. Come on. Come on.

Come on.

Come on, Chuck.

Ten. All right. Good job.

So how many opponents do I have to get
by before I win the championship, Raj?

Three.

But let's concentrate on one at a time,
all right? You know, this Leo Epps is

one crazy fighter and a terrible poet.

He's got to be stopped.

And I got just the baby to stop him.

Yeah. Let's go. Let's call it a day,
huh? No, I'm feeling good, Roger. Yeah?

I think I'll do a little shadow boxing
to sharpen my timing, all right? All

righty, but don't overdo it. You know,
you don't want to lose your edge.

Roger. Yeah? The word lose is no longer
in my vocabulary.

You know, I wish I had your attitude
when I faced that East German.

I got to stop thinking about that.

All right, let's go.

What's wrong? What are you doing?

I'm just doing my impression of Senior
Wentz. Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

It's all right.

That's good.

What's wrong?

Hey, you're just pulling them too tight.
It's all right.

All right, let's go.

All right.

There you are, ready to make the
Fonzarelli name proud once again.

Isn't this great? You know, this is the
most exciting thing that's happened to

me since Yale beat Harvard at lacrosse.

Good.

I'd have given anything to see that
woman knock him out.

Let me out of here! Let me out of here!

in the bird's seat.

You

don't worry

about this guy.

He is a bozo. A mean bozo.

Hey, you boys.

Roses are red.

Violets are raw.

Blue. Have you heard this before?

Ladies and gentlemen.

Tonight's next exciting event.

Three rounds of boxing.

Featuring, in this corner, at 162
pounds, Leo

Lunatic F.

And in this corner, at 155 pounds,

Shotzi Fancy's cousin, Akala.

Now, when that bell rings, I want you
guys to come out fighting clean. And

means no punching below the belt, no eye
gouging, and no holding.

Hey, who's going to stop me? You hear
that?

Now, shake hands and come out fighting.

All right, come on. Let's go.

Why aren't you using your right?

Huh?

I'm saving.

For what? To lay on your chest at the
funeral?

Huh? Come on now. Get out there and hit
this guy.

You are hurt.

Chachi, if that hand is really hurt, I'm
going to throw the towel in. I'm fine.

Chachi, you better use it then.

It's okay.

You can't win them all, Chachi.

You do.

Can I ask you a question?

How could you be so stupid as to get in
the ring with a broken hand?

You have to ask? Yes.

You know why.

I got in the ring because of...

I wanted to be somebody more than just a
guy who holds your scarf in a rumble,

Fonz.

You know, when I won that first fight,
you were so proud of me.

If I would have dropped out, I would
have lost that.

I would have understood.

You are my cousin. I don't want to be
your cousin. Well, it's a little late to

do something about that now.

Fonz, I want to be more than that.

I want to be your friend.

I want to be somebody you respect.

What are you talking about?

I respect you. I keep your picture in my
wallet. Look at this right here.

I'm ten years old there.

You haven't changed much.

You look very nice. Santa looks very
nice. You still think of me as ten years

old. No wonder we can't be friends.

We're friends. We're not. We're friends.
What makes us friends? I say we're

friends. That's the point. What's the
point? That's how you decide everything.

I say we're friends.

Father, I feel like a...

A sidecar on your motorcycle.

Joshy, I do not treat you any
differently than I treat anybody.

That's exactly what I'm talking about.
Well, what would you like me to do about

it?

You know, friendship works both ways,
Fonz. Yeah.

You always give me advice. Just once. It
would be so nice if you asked my advice

about something.

About what?

Girls, for example. All right, I lost my
head.

About business down at the garage.

About problems with the kids at Pat's. I
got it. About what flavor ice cream you

should get. Fine, anything.

Yes, you're right.

I'm right? That's right. I just said you
were right.

Okay, Chachi, sometimes I treat you like
a little kid and not like an adult.

It gets away from me. I forget you grow
up, you know? Yeah.

I'll tell you something.

You know, there are a lot of ways to get
somebody's respect without going into a

ring and getting beat to a pulp.

Like what?

Like looking somebody straight in the
eye and saying how you feel.

A lot of guys don't have courage for
that. I got a great deal of respect for

that.

Yeah? Oh, yeah.

Thanks. Think nothing of it.

One more favor, okay? Yeah. Can I have
my robe back?

Oh, it's cold in here. Yeah? Wear this.

You let me wear this? Why?

You have to wear it.

Oh, this feels good.

I just look.

Looks great. Yeah, feels great, feels
great. You know what I feel like?

I feel like going down to Arnold's and
having some refreshing ice cream.

I just don't know what flavor I should
have. What do you think?

How about pistachio?

Pistachio! My favorite!

Yeah, let's go have pistachio. All
right, here we go.

Pistachio with you.

Yo!

Happy days are yours and mine. Happy

days.