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Death, who is crushing big time.

Oh, Miley, not again. Even Jeff Gordon makes a pissed up every once in a while.

I am not talking about me.

Although, uh, Tall, Dark, and Yummy over there is definitely on my radar.

Miley. Right.

Anywho, I'm talking about Oliver. He is in love.

Are you sure?

I was just in the girls' bathroom and there was nobody sobbing. Why me?

Why me?

I'm sure.

I just saw him upstairs and he was totally distracted and spacey.

Yes,

you're right. That's love.

Painful, painful love.

Hey, how's it going?

Nice kicks.

Timmy.

Spill it, Oliver. Who is she?

Who's who?

The girl who you've fallen for.

All the way down the stairs.

There's no girl?

Oh, really? Then how do you explain this box of chocolates?

All right, fine.

Therefore, we're a girl.

What's her name?

Guys, she's not even in our grade. You don't know her.

Come on, you know you want to tell us. Yeah.

Okay?

Well, I don't know.

I've never seen him like this.

I know.

Maybe we should respect his privacy.

Yeah.

Although, if we respect it too long, we'll lose his trail. Come on.

The ones with the little squigglies on top are the best.

I'm going to take AP English.

I'm going to take AP Water Polo.

Good night, nurse.

Oliver is crushing on someone old enough to remember the Beatles.

The who?

When you're famous, it can be kind of fun.

It's really you, but no one ever discovers.

Who would have thought that a girl like me would double as a superstar?

Crushing on an old nurse.

Another good one I can't use.

Come on.

Oh, you may want to sit down for this one.

Jackson, your grandson got a B.

I told you, you may want to sit down.

Yep, and it's all because of this new girlfriend he's got.

I'll tell you what, she is smart as a whip, and you ain't gonna believe what

influence she's been on him.

Hey, here they come. I gotta go. If you can't get up, call me back.

There he is.

My B -boy and his A -plus lady.

Dad. Hi, Mr. Stewart.

Little lady, from now on, you can just call me Happy Pappy.

He's not really my dad.

I was left on his doorstep.

By a wizard.

Come on, now. I didn't mean to embarrass you, but look at this.

You made the refrigerator.

I'm sorry.

Just got a little dust in my eye, that's all.

Wow. What'll he do when he finds out about your A on the history quiz?

Oh, that's a risk I can't take.

Okay, I'm just gonna go for a jog now and leave you two to your studying.

just not feeling it anymore.

I was going to break up with them today, but I just can't.

I'll wait until after the test tomorrow.

Pull it together, old man. It's not like it's the last beat I'll ever get.

Oliver. Oh, yeah.

He scarfed down three hot dogs before they got on the bus.

And she was wearing them when they got off.

No problem. I'm sure there's plenty of girls for Oliver.

Yeah, well, let's see.

Drift her.

Sat on her lunch.

Spilled on.

Spilled on.

And poor Pamela.

The only survivor of the Oaken natural gas disaster.

There she is.

wanted this to be our little secret, but I told you there was nothing to be

ashamed of.

You did?

Of course.

Oliver didn't ask for this to happen. I mean, none of us ever do.

But when it does, you can either run away from it or you can embrace it.

And you want him to embrace it?

Oh, I begged him to, and now that he has, I couldn't be happier.

You're kidding me, right?

know, did you?

Uh -uh.

Oh, boy.

Okay, listen.

You can live a very full life with diabetes, but this is still all very new

Oliver. He's struggling with it. So please, let him tell you, okay?

But what if he doesn't? Yeah.

We're just friends. I mean, we want to help him.

So you're just going to have to be patient, okay?

He doesn't eat too many sweets.

to Tracy's party tonight.

Hang out. Have fun.

Get his mind off things.

That's actually a good idea.

I do have those on occasion, you know. It's not like I'm one of those dopey TV

dads.

You keep telling yourself that, big fella.

So what do you call a pig who knows karate?

A pork chop.

Jackson.

Allison.

You're here.

Together. That's great.

You are a beautiful couple.

Don't worry. He always gets like this just before nappy time, huh?

I'll be right back.

Don't blow this for me.

She said she wants to talk, and I think we both know what that means.

wanted to say to you that you are the best girlfriend Jackson has ever had.

Ever.

He's had a lot of... I cannot keep the ladies off of this one.

Dad, we're trying to have a little conversation here.

Conversation? Oh, you don't want to do that.

Talking's the quickest way to ruin a relationship.

Hey, let me ask you. Have you kissed him yet?

All the ladies say he's got lips like butter.

Yeah.

And I didn't know exactly how to say it.

more did she want?

Look, these things happen.

How could you be so...

for bringing me

But we can help you through it.

Oh, great.

Now I'm just your sick friend?

No. You are going to be the same goofy, clumsy,

wonderful friend you've always been. Who happens to be a diabetic? It won't

change anything between us.

I guess I should have known that.

Thanks, you guys.

It's just one of the things that best friends share. I mean...

Il a fait la roue pour fêter l 'événement, s 'est déboîté l 'épaule et

jamais voulu rejouer.

Et il paraît qu 'il a ouvert une pizzeria à Pasadena.

just popped up you see but now that i've got it nothing's changed i'm still me

having bd's just means that me and sugar don't mesh but it's all good because

i'm still freaking freaking fresh word