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Uh, Janet, what is the rest of my day
like?
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You have a staff meeting in five
minutes. At noon, you're briefing your
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on the Kinesco merger.
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And your wife is here. So I hear.
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Everything's waiting for you.
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God, you guys have the best elevator
music.
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You wouldn't say that if you were stuck
between floors listening to Build Me Up
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Buttercup. What brings you by?
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I brought you a little something for
your new desk.
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Well, isn't that nice of you?
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Happy two days before our four -and -a
-half -year anniversary.
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We're still doing the half years.
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Honey, this is our ninth half -year
anniversary. It's a big one. I know.
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Check out this feature.
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Well, look at that. The dress comes
right off.
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Hey, Dharma. What you got? Nothing.
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I'll put it on your desk. Thank you.
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Have you seen our new director of
overseas legal affairs?
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Yeah, she just transferred in from the
Munich office.
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Or the island of women. So beautiful
they make you weep.
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Who are you talking about? Just a new
lawyer who's just transferred here
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She's coming.
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Oh,
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you look nice today.
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Thank you.
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Gretchen, this is my wife, Dharma.
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Hi, nice to meet you.
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Greg's been wonderful.
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He's really got out of his way to make
me feel at home.
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No, I haven't. I haven't gone out of my
way at all.
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Gretchen, would you like to wait in my
office and I'll be right there?
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I'm... Pete.
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I suck.
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Pretty cute.
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She's a lawyer.
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She's a cute lawyer.
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It could happen. Look at you.
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Bye.
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The rest of the staff will be here in a
minute for the staff meeting.
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Your wife is very lovely.
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Thank you.
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I did not know you were married. Yep,
the big 4 .5 coming up.
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Good ones always take him.
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Quite the big welcome back party I was
hoping for after being gone for five
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months. But you got me a cake, right?
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Balloons? Dharma, sweetheart, we have
some bad news.
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Abby, I'm the manager of the co -op.
It's my responsibility to tell her.
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What's going on?
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Oh, for the love of God, you don't have
to shoot the messenger.
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Dharma. Do you remember the guy who took
over your yoga classes when you were
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recuperating from your accident?
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Lalit, sure.
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Well, it turns out he's very popular.
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And he's going to be staying on. And a
lot of your students are going to stay
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with him.
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How many is a lot? Every last thinking
one of them.
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Welcome back.
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I don't think so, Larry.
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So it has nothing to do with yoga? No,
it is my understanding that the name of
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the cartoon bear comes from a baseball
player named Yogi Berra.
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Ah,
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boo -boo, however, is derived from
Buddha. Really?
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Now, of course, I'm yanking your chain.
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Lalit, I'm glad you're here. This is our
daughter, Dharma.
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Oh, it's nice to meet you.
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It's really great that you decided to
stay on. Ah, yes, I was wanting to go,
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your students are working so hard at
keeping me staying here.
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Yesterday, all of a sudden, they threw
me a big party with cake and balloons.
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Okay, let's have a response to the FTC
on the Kinesco merger ready to go next
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week. Very good work, people.
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Thank you.
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You know what you want, and you're not
afraid to ask for it.
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I don't know what I want.
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By the way, the question of whether or
not we're creating a shipping monopoly
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an IEP issue, not an FTP issue.
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I don't think so.
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Oh, are you willing to back that up?
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I bet you'd drink on it.
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I, uh... Mr. Montgomery, your wife is on
the line.
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Bye -bye. I mean, hello.
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Some elite guy wrote a book about yoga.
Big deal.
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He wrote five books.
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How do you write five books about yoga?
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Horror about yoga. One is a romantic
thriller set in the world of yoga.
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You know what? Let's forget about work
and let's talk about what we want to do
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for our big anniversary.
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Do you want to go to a B &B or maybe...
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Just stay home and have a romantic
dinner.
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He sells yoga bras on his website.
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I bought one. They're good.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm obsessing and you're trying to sex
me up.
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Are you okay?
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He's a good yoga teacher. He's talented.
Of course people would want to take his
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class. He's a great guy.
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Maybe I should get to know him or maybe
take one of his classes.
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Right?
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Right. Absolutely.
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You're not listening to me, are you?
Honey, of course I'm listening to you.
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got a lot of things on my mind.
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You don't work.
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Hey, let's go to the bedroom and start
our anniversary a little early.
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Honey, that's... It's going to make my
problem go away.
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It's not going to make your problem go
away either. We look great.
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Let's talk about yoga.
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Oh, yoga.
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No, not yoga. This isn't about yoga.
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You're right.
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This is about my ego.
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You know, this might be about your ego.
I just said that. And I'm agreeing with
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you.
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A teacher who wishes to continue
learning.
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This is very admirable.
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I thought so. I will put you on the
waiting list for my beginner's class.
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Well, you know, I've been teaching yoga
for nine years. Oh, don't worry. I'm
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sure you haven't done anybody any
serious harm.
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All right, look. This was my class
first.
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And I am really being the big person
here.
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Yeah.
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That is exactly the problem.
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Sit. I will tell you a little story.
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You see, I too was once a young yoga
student filled with pride.
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Interesting. This is how a yoga teacher
feels.
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Anyway, I was studying in India with a
wonderful teacher.
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She was the most amazing woman I've ever
met. She would even take me to her own
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home. to tutor me privately.
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One night, she said, I must rid myself
of all pretense.
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So, there we sat, unclothed, gazing into
each other's eyes for hours,
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fighting.
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I understood what she wanted. She wanted
me to go and not return until I was
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humbled.
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I'm not so sure that was it.
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Yes, it was.
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Lalit, a woman takes you back to her
house and takes all her clothes off?
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You don't think she was hitting on me,
do you?
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Does she laugh at your jokes?
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I am such a yacht.
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It's probably not too late.
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I had such feelings for her.
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Do you think I should go back and tell
her?
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Well, 20 years ago, she took her clothes
off. My guess is it's your move.
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Well, you got me.
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Excuse me?
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Oh, Beth.
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ICC or FCC?
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Well, you were right. It was the FCC.
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Uh,
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uh, Gretchen, I really don't think we
should be drinking champagne in the
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office. Technically champagne.
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From California.
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No, I know. I think that my concern
would extend to all international
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wine.
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Greg, I'm not the one who blotches on
the bed.
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Oh, ah!
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Um, uh, here.
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You do that, and I'll just get you a
towel.
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No, no, no, don't worry, don't worry.
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I have an extra blouse in my bag. You
do?
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Yes.
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I'm such a klutz.
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It's usually a mouth of vinaigrette.
Yeah, I know. I've got a whole drawer
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You're going to... I'll just... Ah, son.
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Please. What are you working on?
Nothing.
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Work. Almost done.
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That's Gretchen. She's just buttoning up
a few details.
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Yeah, she's terrific, isn't she?
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Are you sure that they don't need her
back in the Munich office? Oh, maybe,
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we're keeping her here.
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She's smart, aggressive, knows what she
wants, and she goes after it like a dog
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after a bone.
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Um, aren't there some things that she
could be going after in the Munich
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uh, bone -wise?
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Oh, yes.
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Oh. I have missed you so much. Hello.
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Are you okay?
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Fine, fine.
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Mm,
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you're good. You're glad you had to
leave the office before I could find out
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myself.
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Wow.
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Why don't I open us a bottle of wine?
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Any special reason?
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No, just the excitement of being married
to the most wonderful woman in the
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world. Thanks.
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Oh, yes.
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The most wonderful woman in the world.
Who convinced a man to go back to India
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just because she couldn't stand a little
competition?
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We're all out of wine.
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What wine?
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The wine I just went to get.
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Oh, yeah, that sounds good.
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I'll check again.
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You know, we've got all night for
romance.
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Do you want to watch some TV?
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Great idea.
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Good night.
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Except the two of us.
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That was a wonderful thing you did for
Lalit, Dharma.
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Encouraging him to go back to India and
find his true love.
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I don't really do that much.
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Honey, you put him on the road to real
happiness.
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Oh, you put me on the road all right.
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And don't you come back no more, no
more.
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Here's your money from your classes.
It's a lot. If you're walking home, I'll
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lend you my stun gun.
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Whoa.
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Good.
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I bring him in, you take the money.
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Sweet.
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Put this in our Feed the Homeless Fund.
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That is so generous.
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All right, I gotta go.
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You were giving away my money to try to
get rid of your guilt? My derisive
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laughter fills your head.
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Ha! All right, see you guys later.
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Thank you, Dharma.
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You can't walk away from me. I'm in your
head.
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I don't want to date her. I want to live
with
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her in the Alps and bear her kinder.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Am I interrupting?
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Oh, no, no. Come in.
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Guten Tag, Gretchen.
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Oh, du schweiz Deutsch.
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Was ist genannt?
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Ich bin such.
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Here's a summary of European tax, if you
want to take it. Thank you.
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What? No kiss?
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See you later.
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Don't forget, I still owe you a drink.
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Gretchen, I think we should keep things
professional.
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Greg, I think you misunderstood.
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In Europe, colleagues drink together all
the time.
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Sure. I didn't mean to imply... I'm
sorry.
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You are very sweet.
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Sweet like candy.
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Hi, this is Mr. Montgomery. I was dipped
in a few minutes ago, and I saw a half
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-carat pair of diamond earrings for my
wife.
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Yeah, yes, I was wondering if I could
move up to a full carrot.
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And a bracelet.
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And some flowers.
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A whole bunch of flowers.
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Oh, that's true. That would be a
different number, wouldn't it?
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Thank you.
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Maybe you should buy her a car.
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Where's Gretchen? She's gone.
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What's that?
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Nothing. Let me see. No, go away.
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I brought aphrodisiac lavender candles.
This is Wiccan passion massage oil.
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I couldn't find you any mandrake root
love elixir. Oh.
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But the fellow at the herbal shop
recommended this. It's a nice merlot.
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Dermot, there's something wrong. You and
Greg don't usually need the carnal
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jumper cables. No.
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I've just been so distracted lately, I
can't seem to get in the mood.
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Distracted by what?
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Get in there.
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I can't get Lalit Shiduri out of my
head.
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Oh.
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Well, I would think that would help.
He's a very attractive man.
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Well, Abby, I kind of might have
convinced
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Lalit to go back to India just because I
wanted him out of the way.
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Oh, Dharma, even if that's what you did,
at worst it means that you made a
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mistake. But, Abby... You're human,
darling.
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Forgive yourself.
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Let it go.
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Just let it go?
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Let it go.
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Thank you.
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Oh, I forgot.
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I got you this. It's got chervil,
mugwort, hibiscus root, and shiny sage
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And Greg is going to love it. Cool.
What's it do?
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Brings an ordinary salad to life.
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Wow. Honey.
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These are Uganda's ginormous diamonds.
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I'm a sure thing. You didn't have to do
this.
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What are you talking about? It's our
four and a half year anniversary.
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This is too much.
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Why did you do this?
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Because I'm wracked with guilt.
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Because I love you.
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And you're not the most perfect woman in
the world.
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Oh, yeah. She's just perfect.
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I'm not perfect, honey. I'm just an
ordinary human being who makes mistakes.
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Gregory, I want to talk to you about
planning a very important benefit at
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the country club.
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Nice move.
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Thinking about Mom trying to chase the
bait out of our head.
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It's an important...
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It's a blah -de -blah -de -blah for the
blah -de -blah -de -blah.
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Darmy, remember what I said. Forgive
yourself for being a bad, bad,
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person. Oh, your mommy's not going to
help you now, is she?
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Oh, this wine is really good, huh?
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Yeah, it's really... Full -bodied with
great legs and a splendid ass.
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Red.
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I don't know why Greg couldn't have
found a smart, successful, beautiful,
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-bodied... What's wrong?
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Nothing.
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I'm Ty Cobb. At 367, I had the highest
lifetime major league batting average.
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And I held a record of 4 ,191 hits for
57 years.
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I like your pants.
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Honey, I'm going to go lie down. I don't
feel very well. Yeah, me too.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't go.
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Forgive yourself. She didn't even taste
the salad dressing. What's she going to
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say tomorrow when I ask her? What
exactly are you doing here? I'm not
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usually don't show up until it's time to
delay orgasm.
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much of what happened last night, but
the boy who removes the sword from my
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shall be king.
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Honey, I'm sorry that I ruined our
anniversary.
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It wasn't your fault.
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Yes, it was.
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Do you remember Gretchen from the
office?
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Sure, the hot one.
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Did something happen? No, no. Nothing
happened. I just...
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I've been having all these weird
thoughts about her.
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Like sexual fantasies?
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Yeah.
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Oh, okay. That's why they're done.
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Are you mad?
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No. I mean, it's perfectly normal for
you to have sexual fantasies about
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beautiful women.
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But if it makes you feel better to buy
me expensive gifts, I'm not going to
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argue.
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Of course she's fine with it. You keep
forgetting you're married to a very
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special woman.
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You're a very special woman.
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Do you think she's special enough to go
for a threesome?
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I'm going to go make some coffee.
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I like coffee when it's strong and hot.
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That's right.
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You're a very special woman.
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