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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,220 --> 00:00:09,820 Mother, Dad, Abby, Larry, Thanksgiving is a time for families to be together. 2 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:14,560 A time to give thanks, to share memories, and to go at each other's 3 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:15,560 a bunch of rabid dogs. 4 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:25,220 Mother, Dad, Abby, Larry, Thanksgiving is a time for families to be together. 5 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:27,340 But not this year. This year, me and Greg are going to the Bahamas. 6 00:00:28,220 --> 00:00:29,220 Fine, 7 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:32,540 we'll do it your way. We'll call them. Thank you. 8 00:00:35,340 --> 00:00:36,340 From the Bahamas. 9 00:00:58,380 --> 00:00:59,660 Be right out. 10 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:01,640 Not if I can help it. 11 00:01:06,220 --> 00:01:07,800 Oh, we're joining the Mile High Club? 12 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,000 No. 13 00:01:09,060 --> 00:01:11,600 You're joining the Mile High Club. I'm your sponsor. 14 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:19,080 Folks, this is Captain Armstrong, and it looks like we're running into a little 15 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:22,940 weather. So if you could just mosey on back to your seats, we'd appreciate it. 16 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,280 Sorry for any inconvenience. 17 00:01:26,140 --> 00:01:27,260 He has no idea. 18 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:29,360 Actually, he does. 19 00:01:30,180 --> 00:01:32,260 I had the flight attendant clear this with him. 20 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,620 Welcome to Fort Wayne. So sorry for the inconvenience. 21 00:01:41,860 --> 00:01:44,320 Welcome to Fort Wayne, folks. Sorry for the inconvenience. 22 00:01:44,660 --> 00:01:47,000 Wow, great. Should I ever see Fort Wayne again? 23 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:49,200 It's a dream come true. 24 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:54,420 Do you know when we might be able to take off again? Sure don't. The East 25 00:01:54,420 --> 00:01:55,560 is totally snowed in. 26 00:01:55,780 --> 00:01:57,240 We have hotel vouchers available. 27 00:01:58,040 --> 00:01:59,220 Hotel vouchers? 28 00:01:59,580 --> 00:02:01,240 How cool is this? 29 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:05,620 This is our first time in Fort Wayne. Which hotel is closest to the action? 30 00:02:06,420 --> 00:02:07,460 We're not staying. 31 00:02:08,110 --> 00:02:10,470 Vouchers are the sucker move. We don't have to go to Newark to get to the 32 00:02:10,470 --> 00:02:13,610 Bahamas. We can connect through Atlanta or Miami. 33 00:02:16,390 --> 00:02:18,530 Oh, Wendy, I didn't even think about that. 34 00:02:18,870 --> 00:02:19,870 Wendy? 35 00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:23,210 Wendy and Daryl from 11B and C? 36 00:02:24,330 --> 00:02:26,510 They're supposed to get married in the Bahamas tomorrow. 37 00:02:27,010 --> 00:02:28,010 Of course, Wendy and Daryl. 38 00:02:28,990 --> 00:02:31,370 Dorma, I'm going to miss my wedding. 39 00:02:31,650 --> 00:02:32,650 Well, you know what? 40 00:02:32,870 --> 00:02:35,430 You're going to get there in time, and you're going to be a beautiful bride. 41 00:02:35,550 --> 00:02:36,489 Maybe you'll... 42 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,010 snotty and puffy from all the crying. 43 00:02:39,230 --> 00:02:41,290 She's such a pretty girl, no one will even notice. 44 00:02:42,130 --> 00:02:43,550 You'll get there tomorrow, sweetheart. 45 00:02:43,970 --> 00:02:45,450 That's why I missed the bachelor party. 46 00:02:45,850 --> 00:02:47,030 I've got porn at home. 47 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:49,210 You're right, you do. 48 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:50,950 It's okay. See? 49 00:02:51,610 --> 00:02:53,070 Let's go do something, guys. 50 00:02:54,210 --> 00:02:56,930 Oh, a taste of Fort Wayne is today. 51 00:02:57,350 --> 00:03:00,510 Honey, let's go see what Fort Wayne tastes like. Dermot, we can't leave the 52 00:03:00,510 --> 00:03:02,110 airport. I'm going to have us out of here in 15 minutes. 53 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:03,590 Oh, okay. 54 00:03:04,530 --> 00:03:05,530 We'll eat. 55 00:03:05,870 --> 00:03:08,090 Better, the Abraham Lincoln Airport Museum. 56 00:03:08,690 --> 00:03:10,690 Are you guys Lincoln when I'm Lincoln? 57 00:03:12,450 --> 00:03:13,450 Fifteen minutes, Dharma. 58 00:03:14,590 --> 00:03:15,590 Fifteen minutes, Dharma. 59 00:03:17,110 --> 00:03:19,770 I'm very sorry, ma 'am, but I don't control the weather. 60 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:26,070 Hi, we're going to the... Could you step behind the line until I call you? Thank 61 00:03:26,070 --> 00:03:27,070 you very much. 62 00:03:34,540 --> 00:03:37,700 the Bahamas, but since there are no flights into Newark, I found a way to 63 00:03:37,700 --> 00:03:38,579 there through Miami. 64 00:03:38,580 --> 00:03:40,980 Oh, you're one of our travel experts, aren't you? 65 00:03:42,220 --> 00:03:46,180 Tell your little machine that my big machine says that all flights east are 66 00:03:46,180 --> 00:03:47,180 canceled. 67 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:50,620 Next. Hold on. Hold on. No, no, no. Next. No, next. No, next. 68 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:53,200 What if I don't go east? 69 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:55,060 I'm not good with riddles, sir. 70 00:03:56,260 --> 00:04:01,180 I'm saying forget the Bahamas. There is a flight to Dallas in a half an hour 71 00:04:01,180 --> 00:04:03,740 from there. Can you get us to, say, Acapulco or Cancun? 72 00:04:05,130 --> 00:04:09,330 I can get you to Acapulco via San Francisco, but what are you doing? 73 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,490 Nothing. You're double booking, aren't you? 74 00:04:13,250 --> 00:04:19,870 The plane that goes to Acapulco is coming from Chicago, so you may have a 75 00:04:19,870 --> 00:04:20,869 in San Francisco. 76 00:04:20,870 --> 00:04:23,430 That's funny. We just came from San Francisco. 77 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:35,960 I got us on a flight to Acapulco, but that's just a backup, because if we 78 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:38,820 hustle, we're going to Hawaii. Come on. Oh, I can't right now, honey. This is 79 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:41,760 Julianne, and she has to go potty, but she's a big girl. She wants to go into 80 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:43,960 the ladies' room, but she can't take her dad in there. Well, where's her mother? 81 00:04:44,220 --> 00:04:46,620 Uh, Mommy and Daddy are... It's Phil's play. 82 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:47,900 What? 83 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,640 It's Phil's play. Oh, they're divorced. Oh, it's Phil! 84 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:51,940 La, la, la, la, la. 85 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:54,700 That's Julianne. Very messy. 86 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:56,940 Uh, you've got 20 minutes. Meet me at gate 15. 87 00:05:07,530 --> 00:05:08,530 I can't come get you. 88 00:05:09,150 --> 00:05:10,550 I was waiting for you to say next. 89 00:05:11,870 --> 00:05:15,010 I'm Greg Montgomery, and I'm booked to Honolulu. 90 00:05:16,770 --> 00:05:19,130 Oh, yes, there you are. Just let me have your ticket, honey. 91 00:05:19,550 --> 00:05:20,550 It's an e -ticket. 92 00:05:20,670 --> 00:05:23,670 Well, in order to transfer you, you'll need a paper ticket from your original 93 00:05:23,670 --> 00:05:24,670 airline. 94 00:05:25,530 --> 00:05:27,210 No, it's funny. I was just there. 95 00:05:32,510 --> 00:05:33,510 Next. 96 00:05:33,590 --> 00:05:36,710 Hey, she did great. She told everyone to wash their hands. 97 00:05:39,110 --> 00:05:40,110 What's wrong? 98 00:05:40,630 --> 00:05:44,450 Daryl wants to break up with me. What? Hang on, hang on. You're probably 99 00:05:44,450 --> 00:05:47,010 exaggerating. What exactly did he say? 100 00:05:47,590 --> 00:05:49,490 He said, I want to break up. 101 00:05:50,530 --> 00:05:51,990 Not a lot of gray area there. 102 00:05:52,550 --> 00:05:55,470 Donna, Hawaii's looking good, but I need you waiting at the gate so we don't get 103 00:05:55,470 --> 00:05:57,230 bumped. Honey, I am in the middle of something. 104 00:05:57,510 --> 00:05:59,270 Donna, her fiancé can take her to the bathroom. 105 00:05:59,930 --> 00:06:01,850 I don't have a fiancé anymore. 106 00:06:02,750 --> 00:06:05,050 You know what? Just wait here. I'll be right back. 107 00:06:06,090 --> 00:06:08,690 Why can't you sit and read a book when you travel like everyone does? 108 00:06:18,650 --> 00:06:19,650 Next. 109 00:06:19,890 --> 00:06:21,710 Look, I've gotten us on a flight to Hawaii. 110 00:06:21,950 --> 00:06:23,090 Oh, good. I'll go pack. 111 00:06:24,110 --> 00:06:26,610 I need a paper ticket so I can switch airlines. 112 00:06:27,950 --> 00:06:31,670 So, all that work we did rebooking you, that was just fun for me? 113 00:06:33,830 --> 00:06:37,660 You know, If it weren't such a rinky -dink airline, I'd be in the Bahamas by 114 00:06:37,660 --> 00:06:40,060 instead of arguing with a bitter, mid -level manager. 115 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:42,740 I am a supervisor. 116 00:06:45,980 --> 00:06:50,180 So we're standing in there reading the Emancipation Proclamation, and I'm 117 00:06:50,180 --> 00:06:51,760 thinking, what am I doing? 118 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:53,500 I mean, there goes my freedom. 119 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:58,740 Daryl, I'm not sure Lincoln was talking about your relationship when he wrote 120 00:06:58,740 --> 00:07:00,960 that. Those are timeless words. 121 00:07:01,740 --> 00:07:03,860 I've been looking everywhere for you. Hang on, hang on. 122 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:07,440 Do you love her? Of course I love her. Then be with her, because marriage 123 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:09,320 doesn't mean you have to lose your freedom. 124 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:12,020 Dharma, come with me right now. I've got to go. I'm coming from the plane. 125 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:18,660 Hawaii is going to be just as good as the Bahamas. That's their motto. 126 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:25,820 We're... We're... Hey, boys. 127 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:27,360 He's a treadmill. 128 00:07:28,580 --> 00:07:29,580 Oh, no. 129 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:31,420 You didn't hear the announcement, did you? 130 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:35,520 What? The flight to Hawaii is canceled. The equipment never made it from 131 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:36,520 Hartford. 132 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:40,720 Do you have a flight anywhere to a place where the temperature is more than 60 133 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:41,720 degrees? 134 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:46,560 Ron, it's the day before Thanksgiving. Everything's booked up. Try anything. 135 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:54,900 Well, I can get you on a flight to Gary, Indiana, and a motor coach to Chicago. 136 00:07:56,140 --> 00:07:59,580 Then I can get you on standby for Tulsa. 137 00:08:07,340 --> 00:08:11,140 Darlene, you have got to go somewhere unless you want your Thanksgiving to be 138 00:08:11,140 --> 00:08:15,420 pressed turkey sandwich and cranberry juice at the take -off tavern. And that 139 00:08:15,420 --> 00:08:19,460 could be a great Thanksgiving, honey. It would be you and me and Wendy and 140 00:08:19,460 --> 00:08:20,980 Daryl, maybe, if they patch things up. 141 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:22,200 I'll be here. 142 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:27,160 You know what? I had a flight to Acapulco through San Francisco that I 143 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,240 Can I get that back? 144 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:32,900 No. The flight to Acapulco is full, but the San Francisco leg is still open. 145 00:08:33,699 --> 00:08:36,320 Okay, we'll go back to San Francisco. That's probably a good idea. And from 146 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:38,940 there, we can get to Bakersfield, Irvine, Fresno. 147 00:08:39,460 --> 00:08:43,600 All right, or we'll just go back home. Yeah. 148 00:08:44,140 --> 00:08:46,220 If you want that flight to San Francisco, you're going to have to run. 149 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,040 It's so funny. We just came from San Francisco. 150 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:50,240 It's not funny. 151 00:08:54,140 --> 00:08:55,140 Great news, Abby. 152 00:08:55,220 --> 00:08:56,300 We're coming home for Thanksgiving. 153 00:08:57,560 --> 00:08:58,760 No, we're not having sex. 154 00:09:05,610 --> 00:09:08,790 We'd like those dates on the flight to San Francisco. I'm afraid that'll be 155 00:09:08,790 --> 00:09:09,790 impossible. Why? 156 00:09:10,190 --> 00:09:12,090 Because we're just a rinky -dink airline. 157 00:09:12,650 --> 00:09:16,750 And I'm just a bitter man stuck in a dead -end mid -management position who 158 00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:17,930 never earn six figures. 159 00:09:18,150 --> 00:09:19,610 I didn't say all that. 160 00:09:19,870 --> 00:09:20,970 No, but you hit a nerve. 161 00:09:26,430 --> 00:09:27,430 Hey. 162 00:09:27,910 --> 00:09:28,910 What's up? 163 00:09:29,510 --> 00:09:32,890 I don't know exactly why you hate him, but I can imagine. 164 00:09:35,150 --> 00:09:38,410 Think about me. I have to live with that. 165 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:44,470 First thing, I'm going to put you at a window. 166 00:09:44,730 --> 00:09:49,650 I'm going to put him in 41B, the non -reclining middle seat right by the 167 00:09:49,650 --> 00:09:50,650 lavatory. 168 00:09:57,130 --> 00:10:01,430 Abby just phoned. Apparently Gregory and Dharma will be home for Thanksgiving 169 00:10:01,430 --> 00:10:02,430 after all. 170 00:10:02,730 --> 00:10:04,570 What happened to their trip? Oh, I don't know. 171 00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:11,670 The troubling thing is, Abby is throwing a surprise Thanksgiving dinner at their 172 00:10:11,670 --> 00:10:14,350 apartment, and we are invited. 173 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:17,210 Are we going? 174 00:10:18,430 --> 00:10:23,370 Edward, we will be their guests in our son's own home. 175 00:10:23,670 --> 00:10:27,790 Now, if they host this dinner, they are establishing a beachhead, a neutral 176 00:10:27,790 --> 00:10:28,790 territory. 177 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:32,740 Now, what do you suggest we do? Well, I suggest we don't give a rat's ass, but I 178 00:10:32,740 --> 00:10:33,780 don't think you'd go for that. 179 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,880 You just bought me a diamond tennis bracelet, Edward. 180 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:42,500 Well, I'm rich. 181 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:48,020 Sorry about off the hook, though. It's okay. 182 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:51,940 Right now, dinner with our parents doesn't seem so bad. 183 00:11:39,370 --> 00:11:40,149 Did you wake up? 184 00:11:40,150 --> 00:11:43,190 About an hour ago. Kids were getting restless and I wanted to let their 185 00:11:43,190 --> 00:11:44,190 sleep in a little. 186 00:11:44,330 --> 00:11:46,010 Who are you, Maria Von Trapp? 187 00:11:47,830 --> 00:11:50,450 I said whoever gets up first has to get in line. 188 00:11:53,390 --> 00:11:54,390 Morning, Greg. 189 00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:55,630 Morning. 190 00:11:56,830 --> 00:11:57,830 Guy? 191 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,240 I'm sorry, are you? 192 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:21,800 Are you Pat Benatar? 193 00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:23,220 Yes. Yeah, 194 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:26,820 I saw your name on the standby passenger list. 195 00:12:27,220 --> 00:12:31,480 And this line is for ticketed passengers only, so... 196 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:37,460 Big fan. 197 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:39,460 Hit me with your best shot. 198 00:12:42,380 --> 00:12:45,280 Honey, how would a couple get married if they don't have a wedding license? 199 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:49,440 I don't know. They'd have to find a judge willing to waive the requirement. 200 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:50,700 Thanks. 201 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,240 Hi, I'm Greg Montgomery. 202 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:55,640 Hi, Marilyn Peters. 203 00:12:58,540 --> 00:12:59,700 Okay, here we go. 204 00:13:00,940 --> 00:13:02,800 Your reservation terminal and you. 205 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:22,320 Here's what I'm doing wrong. I've been hitting the O instead of the zero. 206 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:25,080 That's not it. 207 00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:27,520 What time do you take your break? 208 00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:30,380 Sir, I'm married. 209 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:34,480 Okay, ten o 'clock. 210 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,720 Welcome, welcome, welcome. 211 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:46,180 Kitty, what are you doing here so early? Well, you know how I like to get a jump 212 00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:48,320 on Thanksgiving dinner. Oh, Edward. 213 00:13:48,780 --> 00:13:50,780 Would you see if our guests would like a drink? 214 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:56,040 Sure. I'd like a guava juice, and Abby would probably take a tazo tea. 215 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,680 I can't help them. 216 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:04,120 Kitty, I'm confused. I called and invited you to dinner. But you're always 217 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,720 cooking. You cooked? I catered. 218 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,120 You sit down, relax, and make yourself at home. 219 00:14:10,340 --> 00:14:12,580 No, no, no, no, no. You make yourself at home. 220 00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:16,460 What's this? 221 00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:18,160 Scotch. You're going to need it. 222 00:14:22,010 --> 00:14:25,610 I wish you would stay in one place. I got us on a flight to San Francisco. We 223 00:14:25,610 --> 00:14:28,770 have ten minutes. Now? No, honey, I can't go now. I have to do Wendy's hair. 224 00:14:29,930 --> 00:14:31,490 Why? For her wedding. 225 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:37,650 Here? They have to get married today because, and this is so romantic, 226 00:14:37,650 --> 00:14:41,610 using Wendy's grandmother's wedding ring. Nine minutes, darling. And 227 00:14:41,610 --> 00:14:45,370 the inside is the date her grandmother got married, which is today's date. 228 00:14:45,790 --> 00:14:47,430 That is so romantic. I know. Let's go. 229 00:14:51,530 --> 00:14:52,109 You're home. 230 00:14:52,110 --> 00:14:52,909 You know what? 231 00:14:52,910 --> 00:14:55,350 I would do that, but I'd never see you again. 232 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:58,370 You'd spend the rest of your life in this airport saving marriages and 233 00:14:58,370 --> 00:15:01,330 delivering babies, and once a year the local news would do a story about the 234 00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:03,050 crazy wedding lady of the Fort Wayne Airport. 235 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:06,170 I'm not in it for the fame, Gray. 236 00:15:07,290 --> 00:15:09,210 Let's see if I can get us on the 230. 237 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,650 Will that work for you? 238 00:15:12,270 --> 00:15:14,850 Well, I'd have to leave the reception a little early. 239 00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:16,130 The 415. 240 00:15:16,370 --> 00:15:17,370 But that's it. 241 00:15:19,390 --> 00:15:20,890 And there's our centerpiece. 242 00:15:21,340 --> 00:15:24,720 Yeah, I like to have something from our garden on the table every year. 243 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:26,780 Here we go. 244 00:15:28,420 --> 00:15:30,000 My centerpiece has a baby. 245 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:37,700 That giant dog hovering over the parade is kind of freaking me out. 246 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,660 What if I flip around? 247 00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:41,540 That's the wrong remote, Finkelstein. 248 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:44,160 Thanksgiving is a time for families to be together. 249 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,280 But not this year. This year, me and Greg are going to the Bahamas. 250 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,260 We can't send this. What are our parents going to say? 251 00:16:05,710 --> 00:16:10,070 Thanksgiving is just a bogus plot by the multinational poultry farmers getting 252 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:13,330 fat off the backs of the working turkeys. 253 00:16:16,630 --> 00:16:18,490 Finkelstein, you're an idiot. 254 00:16:21,010 --> 00:16:23,170 Whoa, Abby, did you hear what the man said? 255 00:16:23,530 --> 00:16:24,550 Calm down, Larry. 256 00:16:24,790 --> 00:16:26,050 Eat your tofu turkey. 257 00:16:30,330 --> 00:16:32,750 Well, I don't believe we need to hold dinner any longer. 258 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:33,950 Kitty? 259 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,670 I'd like to try some of your gold -plated turkey. 260 00:16:36,970 --> 00:16:39,610 And we'll leave the tofu turkey for the children. 261 00:16:41,630 --> 00:16:43,010 You sound like that. 262 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,250 No, no, no, no. 263 00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:45,710 They sure got the women down. 264 00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:55,730 Excuse me. I know this is a private club, but do you sell one -day 265 00:16:55,850 --> 00:16:56,569 We sure do. 266 00:16:56,570 --> 00:17:00,090 Great. You just need a drink and a comfortable sofa to lie down on. 267 00:17:00,370 --> 00:17:02,750 I hear you. Unfortunately, right now we're closed. 268 00:17:03,210 --> 00:17:04,470 We're setting up for a wedding reception. 269 00:17:05,369 --> 00:17:06,369 A what? 270 00:17:06,690 --> 00:17:10,150 There's this young couple, and they really want to get married today. So 271 00:17:10,150 --> 00:17:14,089 woman, a total stranger, she's arranging everything for them. The ceremony, the 272 00:17:14,089 --> 00:17:16,150 music. She's an angel. 273 00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:19,650 I'm familiar with her work. 274 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:12,960 That Benatar singing we've only just begun. 275 00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:17,100 She didn't know Evergreen, and this was Wendy's second choice. 276 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,380 Oh, they look wonderful. 277 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:23,000 Yeah, like Abe and Indira Lincoln. 278 00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:29,480 Honey, I'm sorry if I kept us here a little longer. This has been too 279 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:33,760 It's okay. We'll be home soon. We're on the 415, and we're pretty lucky. It 280 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:36,540 started to snow again, and these may be the last two tickets out of the airport. 281 00:18:38,020 --> 00:18:39,020 Daryl's ring? 282 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:40,660 Where's Daryl's ring? 283 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:45,980 Don't panic. Don't panic. It's okay. 284 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:50,880 Mola, do you have anything like that but maybe bigger? 285 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:20,820 night in an airport. 286 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,040 They'll be fine. 287 00:19:25,780 --> 00:19:29,360 San Francisco is such a romantic city. 288 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:31,940 So is Fort Wayne. 289 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:41,460 First class, I used our miles. 290 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:46,600 This is definitely going to be their best gift. They only have time to 291 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:47,600 at Cinnabon. 292 00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:25,780 Whoa! 22408