All language subtitles for Dharma & Greg s03e03 Dharmas Inferno

So anyway, fast forward to now.

Greg's quit his job at the U .S.
Attorney's Office, and he's gone on a

self -discovery, which I suppose I'm
partly responsible for, though this

just be him rebelling against his
mother.

Kitty. Good for you.

So, this is not working, and surprise,
surprise, won't take any money from his

parents. Things are a little tight,
financially speaking.

Are we by any chance closing in on why
you've come to an employment agency?

The thing is, I have a job. I teach yoga
four times a week, and I trade dogs.

Whenever. You know, dog.

In the interest of moving this along,
let's say I do.

But I need another job.

The eagle has landed.

But I don't want my husband to know
about it because he shouldn't feel

about taking some time off. I mean, he
certainly didn't make me feel guilty

I went to Stonehenge for the eclipse
course. I didn't really have a choice

because my mom put me on the
refreshments committee.

Abby. Right.

Anyway, here's my resume.

Blackjack dealer?

Mm -hmm.

NASCAR pit crew?

Well, I gave Richard Petty a jump start
on the I -80. One thing led to another.

Mermaid? Not a real one.

At one of those places in Florida. But
not Topla. Anyway.

Here's my situation.

I'm free from, like, 11 till about 2
.30, and I'd really like to work with

Is that all?

Why don't you have them throw in lunch?

That'd be perfect!

There you go, Red. Bon appetit.

I was thinking I'd take a walk in the
park, you know, really experience the

park. Uh -huh, good.

I mean, for years I've been running
through that park the same way I've been

running through life.

Oh, well, that sounds like a wonderful
day.

Hey, where are you off to in such a
hurry? Nowhere special.

Ah, been there.

You know what the best part about
slowing down your life is?

What?

You finally get a sense of the rhythm
of...

Life?

No.

Nature? No.

The natural world. I hate nature.

I guess you did. I'm sorry. Anyway, I'm
finally feeling...

Too tired for heaven.

What are you doing, Manana, with
sheetrock and a hammer?

Wouldn't you rather it be a surprise?

Are you going to tell me what's going
on?

Greg, I took on a couple extra jobs to
help make ends meet.

Thank you, but we can manage without
your having to work four jobs. Five,

if I can fit in the chimney.

No, we will cut back, we'll simplify,
you know, like the way you lived before

you met me.

We don't need fancy restaurants or cable
TV or dry cleaning, fluff and fold. I

love fluff and fold, Greg. It's folded
and still fluffy. It's a miracle.

But it's a needless expense.

How can you put a price on a miracle?

We can do our own laundry. I use a
coupon.

And we don't have to eat out so much. We
can make dinner at home. It doesn't

even have to be their coupon. They honor
anyone's coupon.

This will be good.

Bradley Bay.

No, I meant at home.

Lentils and rice, mostly.

Uh -huh.

You know, I was thinking, Dom, I haven't
been very supportive of Gregory and his

decision to quit his job and find
himself.

Oh, well, you're his mother. I don't
think he was expecting support.

Merlot.

Actually, I would like to do something
to help Gregory on his little journey.

Don't be a stranger.

Dama, you are just so wrong.

I would never be able to give up, oh,
vacation, the opera.

Oh, the opera. Greg used to take me to
the opera. I dig the opera.

What's not to dig?

Um, in any event, I would like to give
you this.

No, joggy, that's a lot of money.

I'm sure it must seem that way to you.

Well, I really appreciate this, Kitty,
but we really don't want to take any

money from you guys.

Greg, mostly.

Well, then we won't tell Gregory.

Really tempting, but no thank.

Oh, come on, Dharma.

Now, if I were to come to you for a
favor, you'd help me out, wouldn't you?

course. Well, think of this as me
repaying you that favor.

But I haven't done you a favor yet.

Well, does it matter who goes first?

Idiot. All right.

Well, I tried. I tried as hard as I
could.

What more can I do?

Try again.

Here.

Make sure no one sees you leave.

Oh, I've missed you.

Is it alright if we just hold each
other?

What would you say to Chinese food?

Enjoy the ride.

I love your suit, Kitty. Oh, thank you.

Speaking of thank you, did I thank you
for the money that you lent me that's

gone now?

All gone?

Mm -hmm.

One week? Uh -huh. I'm impressed.

Yeah, there's just a few unexpected
expenses, like out of the blue, we

new washing machine.

How tiresome. Well, I mean, those
warranties just don't cover the things

really happen to people.

I was wondering if you could see your
way clear to... Yes?

Maybe I'll... You need some more money?

Well, I don't really need... Yes!

Not a problem. Thanks. And if you give
part of it to me in cash, I'll spring

lunch. I'll handle lunch.

Oh, before I forget, an old friend of
Edward's is moving his corporate

headquarters to San Francisco, and
there's going to be a little reception.

It's going to be terribly dull, but it
would be wonderful if you and Gregory

would join us.

Well, I can't really speak for Greg,
but... Oh.

But what the heck is he doing these
days? We'll be there.

London.

One other thing.

These corporate types are just not quite
as with it as Edward and

I. Uh -huh.

So, I was wondering if you could perhaps
get Gregory to clean up a bit.

Maybe shade.

Really? Don't you think that beard's so
cute on him?

I'll see what I can do.

Who had the devil's food? That would be
me.

Then this must be for you.

You're tickling me.

I thought you liked it. No, I do. I love
it. I just don't like it touching me.

You want me to shave it off?

Oh, well, if you want to, but don't do
it on my account. But you said you

like it.

No, I love it. It just turns me off a
little.

All of a sudden it's wrong to do a favor
for your mother?

Oh, I'm so glad you're here.

Darling, you look different.

Have you lost weight?

I shaved my beard, Mother. No, that's
not it.

Well, you look wonderful. But I do miss
the beard. It was so cute.

Thank you.

Dharma didn't like it. It tickled.

Really?

Oh, look.

There's Lionel Wallace.

He's the big kahuna.

Oh, I knew him when he was just a guy
with a couple of million dollars and an

idea.

Let me introduce you to him, darling.

Lionel.

Lionel, this is my son, Gregory, his
wife, Dharma. Great party. So, Gregory,

your mother tells me that you quit the U
.S. Attorney's Office to do a little

soul -searching.

Well, um, yes, I suppose so.

Well, you ought to know she's very proud
of you.

My mother?

Greg's mother?

Greg, your mother can be very
supportive.

Oh, this is embarrassing.

Why don't we go and freshen up? See
that? I didn't even know I had to go.

So, Greg, I really admire a man like you
that can think outside the box.

Oh, you should have seen him last week.
He looked like he was living outside in

a box.

You shaved your beard.

I thought we were going to freshen up.
We are.

Could you freshen this up?

It's good to meet a man who knows how to
stop and smell the roses.

You know, I just did that.

They were nice.

Not great, but nice.

That's the kind of thinking we need
around here.

When was the last time you smelled a
rose?

What is that thing you always say about
the universe telling you what to do?

Sometimes you should let the universe
tell you what to do.

That's the one.

Well, look at what the universe just
told me.

I have two tickets for the opera this
evening. Completely slipped my mind.

Now, here's a thought.

Why don't the two of us just sneak out
and go?

And leave?

Greg and Edward here.

Yes, we'll find out. Look at them.
They're having fun. We're bored to

Besides, what's that other thing you say
about not questioning the universe?

Don't question the universe?

Well put.

Shall we?

Well, I guess it'll be all right. Of
course it will, dear.

Everything will be just fine.

Going down.

Do you know first?

No. Oh, it's my favorite opera. I've
seen it a dozen times.

remember Dharma?