All language subtitles for Dean Martin Hubert Humphrey(1973)

The Dean Martin Celebrity Roast, coming
to you from the MGM Grand Hotel in the

entertainment capital of the world, Las
Vegas, Nevada.

Ladies and gentlemen, from the beautiful
Siegfeld Room, tonight's star -studded

roast has brought together some of the
world's greatest entertainers.

They've come from all over the world to
be here tonight, here in Las Vegas, in

person.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Dean Martin
Comedy Hour presents a special one -hour

roast with tonight's guests, Gene
Kelley.

Dean Martin and tonight's very special
man of the week, Senator Hubert

Tonight we salute the great Democrat
from the state of Minnesota, Senator

Humphrey, a man who has spent a lifetime
in politics with an unblemished record.

He never took a bribe, never spied on
his opponents or committed any crime.

which is why he's here tonight and not
in the White House.

It's true.

Hubert's never been involved in a
scandal. In 1968, when he was running

presidency, the Republicans bugged
Humphrey's bedroom. When they played

tapes, they fell asleep.

in his father's drugstore in Minnesota,
he would never sell anybody Tums because

Tums spelled backwards is smut.

Of course, from the minute Hubert was
born, he was destined for politics. The

doctor picked him up, slapped him, and
Hubert said, I'm pleased as punch to be

here.

And he hasn't shown his mouth since.

In 1961, Hubert became the house whip.

But the police found out about the house
and closed it.

Every time Pat Henry comes on our show,
he does better and better. As a matter

of fact, the last time he was on the
show, the ushers only caught three

sleeping.

He's going to get it right this time. A
real great humorist, Mr. Pat Henry.

How's it going, Senator Humphrey, ladies
and gentlemen? I usually don't get on

this late in the program.

But, Senator, it's an honor to be on the
same days with you, because I just got

back from Washington, and it's a
pleasure to talk into a microphone you

And, Senator, I thought you might like
to know that tonight, after the show,

your speech goes right into the paper
shredder anyhow.

I happen to be one of Hubert Humphrey's
biggest fans.

And I know he's a very dedicated man.
For 30 years in Washington, he's done

work of two men, Laurel and Hardy.

And so it's true. He's always felt that
politics is a lot like sex.

You don't have to be good at it to enjoy
it.

around Washington, D .C. for over 30
years. He knows that politics has its

and downs.

Let's face it, one week you're on the
cover of Time, the next week you're

it.

And I've got a new question, folks. I
heard from the grapevine that, once

Hubert Humphrey is preparing to run for
president.

He's calling it Preparation H.

Remember this, Senator. If you decide to
run, I'm betting on you providing

Willie Shoemaker rides you.

I'll see you up in Las Vegas.

I'll be opening at the MGM Grand Hotel
in Las Vegas on December 5th.

It's brand new, and it's the most
beautiful hotel in the world.

What I like about it is that it's got 31
bars, and they're all within staggering

distance of each other.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Nipsey
Russell.

If the world is seeking

a leader,

Wise, courageous, and true.

Remember, any man who can say he is boss
in his home will lie about other

things, too.

I have no way to disparage our guest of
honor, Humpty.

formidable tribulations. Do you know
that his wife has not spoken to him in

than a year?

They're not angry, she just doesn't want
to interrupt him.

We are not loath to concede that the man
is at times a bit verbose, but did you

ever analyze the profundity of his
observations?

I heard him speak. He said, we must not
dissipate our energies chasing

happiness. He said, we must learn to
triumph.

Over despair.

I said, Senator, what is despair?

He said, despair is seeing your lawyer
go to jail.

He said, despair is seeing your karate
instructor get beat up by a hairdresser.

He said, despair is having somebody
steal your watchdog.

He said, despair is seeing your
psychiatrist coming out of a fortune

tent.

circumstances being a senator.

I was talking about it to our new civic
leader. You've got to meet him. He's a

truly honest man held in the loftiest
esteem by everybody in the black

neighborhood. His name is Amos Carr.

He deals in reconditioned plumbing
supplies.

to male chauvinism. He believes that
women are equal and that those who are

equal should wear a corrective bra.

So I say to you, Senator, don't let
failure defeat you. Don't bow your head

shame. If you can't succeed, be smart
enough to find somebody else to blame.

Ladies and gentlemen, a true talent and
a great guy, Mr. Gene Kelly.

It has been said that the Vice President
of the United States

is nothing but a figurehead, a useless
and meaningless job.

But I say that's not so. And to prove my
point, I went to Senator Humphrey's

lovely wife, Muriel, and I asked her
about the senator's activities when he

vice president under Lyndon Johnson.

She even gave me her husband's personal
diary that he kept when he was VP.

And I'm going to read a page, just a
page, just a little page out of that

describing a typical day in the life of
Vice President Humphrey.

Let's see, at 2 o 'clock, here we are. 6
.30 a .m., woke up and had breakfast

with a little woman.

7 o 'clock, returned home to the wife.

7 .30, collected my thoughts.

7 .31, took nap from mental strain.

8 .15, arrived at the White House. 8
.20, showed I .D. to security guard.

Spoke to Women's League of Voters
denouncing pornography.

Three o 'clock, met with Ed Muskie at
the Pussycat Theater.

At ten o 'clock, arrived home and turned
on the Dean Martin Comedy Hour, my

favorite program.

I admire Dean because he's the only man
in America who works less for his money

than I do.

Our next guest is one of the immortals
of baseball.

His courtesy and gentleness in the
ballpark is a legend, like the one about

earth being flat.

Ladies and gentlemen, a great player and
a great manager, Mr. Leo DeRose.

Thank you, Dean.

Well, Hubert Humphrey has always been a
good loser.

In Hubie's case, it was really tough
being a good loser because the guy that

turned out to be such a sore winner.

But, Hubert, look at it this way.

You finally ended up with a majority.
The world is full of losers.

And not just in sports and politics.

What is a loser?

A loser is a guy, if it was raining
soup, he'd be standing there with a

A loser is a guy who traded in a Zetzel
for a Corvair.

A guy who goes to a massage parlor and
really ends up with a massage.

A loser is a guy who opens a bar in
Watts and calls it Whitey's

Place.

A guy who goes to see Deep Throat and
gets a seat behind Will Chamberlain.

whose doctor finds out that you've been
fooling around with his wife, just as

he's about to give you a bisectomy.

And these years, a married man who is
checking out of a motel with a secretary

and discovers the desk clerk is Alan
Fudd, and he's been on camera.

A long time ago, I said that nice guys
finish last.

Well, listen, Hubie, if you ever decide
to run again, maybe I can give you some

lessons on how to be a nasty winner from
Charlie Finley.

You know,

Audrey looks a lot like her sister Jane
Meadows.

And many people have trouble telling
them apart. In fact, I understand Audrey

has a tattoo on her chest that reads,
Stop, Steve. I'm Audrey.

Ladies and gentlemen, the lovely and
talented Audrey Meadows.

Thank you, darling.

You know, I've always been a great
admirer of Senator Humphrey.

and I've really known him quite well
over the years, though I have not seen

too much lately in Washington as I used
to since he changed his Senate office.

In fact, I understand that he moved his
desk into the washroom.

He claimed it was the only place where
the Senators knew what they were doing.

had those kind of new and innovative
ideas.

And in as much as we're honoring him
tonight, I think it would be well to

a few of his outstanding legislative
contributions.

For instance, he was the first senator
to introduce a bill making the United

States a member nation in the
International House of Pancakes.

Anyway, in later years, when he was on
the farm, he heard himself lifting a

of hay.

And he immediately came out for
agricultural support.

And recently, after celebrating his 35th
wedding anniversary, his wife Muriel

urged him to do something about the
energy crisis.

I'd like to tell you sincerely how much
I really admire this man.

Hubert is really all heart.

Well, maybe only 20 % heart.

I think the rest of it is hamburger
helper.

The man who has gotten more mileage out
of his Twitter than Lana Turner, Mr.

Mort Thaw.

A week from tonight on NBC, there'll be
a special starring Senator Weicker.

They're awards. They're called the most
corrupt administration in history

awards. And the nominees are the

Warren G. Harding administration and the
Nixon administration.

May I have the envelope, please?

What's in the envelope?

$173 ,000.

At any rate, Senator Humphrey, as I
recall, one of the important things is

that you've maintained the consistency,
which I've always admired, of party

unity. This goes all the way back to, as
you recall, a great sense of history,

back to the Eisenhower administration.

I remember when Hubert Humphrey was the
only man in the Senate who stood up and

asked that integration be forcefully
brought about by General Eisenhower, who

was then president.

going to Arkansas and taking a black
girl by the hand and leading her into

of the schools. General Eisenhower
called in Senator Humphrey and said,

a problem here of policy. I don't know
whether or not to use an overlapping

grip. You may recall that.

At any rate, to return to my point, when
he worked for

the late Lyndon Johnson, Senator
Humphrey, one of his jobs was to be

the White House.

You may recall he'd meet people at the
door and he'd say such things as,

You know, appropriate things. It
certainly is a beautiful day, just as

Johnson promised.

You remember that?

You know, Senator Humphrey has had some
differences with President Nixon.

Although, as I say, he's interested in
unity in both parties.

And President Nixon, of course, Senator
Humphrey was interested when he ran for

the presidency in our economy, which
we're still interested in.

And he sent Richard Nixon a sign for his
desk, which reads, the half a buck

stops here.

At least that's what it was this
morning. It's about 44 cents as of now.

We're bringing it up to date.

And, of course, President Nixon stood on
his platform, which was to get the

prisoners out. That was the big thing.
And, as you know, he got two out, Jimmy

Hoffa and Bobby Baker.

I wore a bracelet for Hoffa.

A lot of Dean thought I had our.

Senator Humphrey in Washington in his
office when he was vice president. And

said to me, I asked him about Richard
Nixon. I said, what's he really like? I

mean, is it true? The rumors we've
heard. He said, well, what have you

I said, well, I understood he was born
in Whittier, California, 60 years ago in

a log cabin, in a blue suit.

It was considered a medical miracle 60
years ago.

And he said, no, it's not so realistic,
Senator Humphrey said.

Richard Nixon is the kind of man, in his
words, who, if you were drowning 20

feet from shore, would throw you a 15
-foot rope.

And then Henry Kissinger would go on the
three networks and point out that

Richard Nixon had met you more than
halfway.

What? You really think I read those
cards?

Yes, I memorize all that. I don't read
them. This is all memorized. Our next

guest is one of the stars of Mary Tyler
Moore's show.

See, I don't look at the cards at all.

We invited Ted here because he is a
politically activist and a humanitarian.

I don't know those cards.

Only last night he spoke at a dinner
where they raised money to buy a

for the city of Beverly Hills.

Ladies and gentlemen, a most talented
man, Mr. Ted Knight.

Thank you, Mr. Martin.

You know, in my business, I'm often
called upon to speak about someone or

something I know nothing about.

And that happens to be the case tonight.

Tell you the truth, though, I'm a little
surprised to see Hubert Humphrey here.

They told me it was going to be somebody
important.

Just shows you how they cross wires,
don't you?

Last time I appeared, what I thought was
going to be a testimonial for a

politician, it turned out to be a
telethon for irregularity.

However, it doesn't always work out that
way.

To deal with this, I've written a speech
that I can deliver anywhere, anytime,

to any group.

It's so general, it almost sounds as
though I know what I'm talking about.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

Or vice versa, as the case may be.

In lieu of the regular speaker who was
unable to be with you due to not being

here, I'd like to say a few words before
I go any further.

Those of you who are here tonight will
remember how well the last occasion went

over. I wasn't here myself, so I don't
remember, but I understand that a lot of

you weren't here tonight, were there
that night, and remember, and vice

You were extremely fortunate, I might
add, in your choice of an honored guest.

I know of no other man or woman who
could fill his seat the way he does, or

does, or vice versa.

I'm referring, of course, to his
considerable background.

Now, if there was a person with a big
foundation for whatever it is he does,

asked.

But he wasn't always content to sit upon
his aspirations.

The person you are honoring is more than
just a simple cog, believe me.

He is the gear that drives the machine,
the big nut behind the wheel.

but that would be too easy.

I could tell you about his future, but
that would be too difficult.

However, I don't want to bore you
tonight. That's his job.

Thank you for inviting me. Good night or
good afternoon, as the case may be.

I tried to follow what he said, but I
don't know what he said.

I know, he did, yeah.

Here to pay his respects to Senator
Humphrey is a young man whose analysis

of the political scene is truly
hilarious.

For those of you who are not subscribers
to the Washington Post, Here's a fellow

who'll bring you up to date on
Washington Today. Ladies and gentlemen,

Shoreham Hotel in Washington, where he
entertains nightly Mr. Mark Russell.

Thank you, Dean. It's a privilege to be
here in honor of the distinguished

senator.

I believe the real Hubert Humphrey is
best illustrated by an incident which

place during the 1968 campaign.

It was during a speech and an angry
spectator threw a tomato at him while he

speaking.

Well, as the tomato struck him, Hubert,
the old pro, didn't bat an eye.

He merely ad -libbed, speaking of
agriculture.

Yes, Hubert Humphrey, symbol of the
politics of joy. Yes, HHH, that's ho,

ho.

From the very beginning, our hero was at
the forefront of the civil rights

movement. His was the first drugstore in
Huron, South Dakota to sell Uncle Ben's

rice.

Mr. Humphrey's talents as a pharmacist
were put to good use as vice president.

When Lyndon Johnson turned to him one
day and said, Hubert, make me a malted.

He received a great deal of publicity in
1959.

You may recall when he had an eight
-hour conversation in the Kremlin with

Nikita Khrushchev.

Khrushchev asked Hubert how he was, and
he never got in another word.

Unaffectionately as the mouth that
roars, Hubert Humphrey visited Rome on

occasion and spoke at the Vatican for
three hours to a statue of Pope Pius.

All was the optimist. He was not
depressed in 68 when he lost the White

nor was he depressed when he lost the
vice presidency, but he was depressed

he lost Frank Sinatra and Sammy Davis.

I know we're all familiar how Senator
Humphrey was the target of some of the

Watergate dirty tricks activity.

There was an alleged attempt to make him
appear guilty of engaging in illicit

sex.

Are they kidding?

You were to talk all through it, for
heaven's sake.

about it. He said, that would be liable.
Mrs. Humphrey said, that'd be a

miracle.

Now I'd like to introduce one of the
most brilliant impressionists in the

business. Ladies and gentlemen, Here's
the man of a thousand voices, Mr.

Rich Little.

Thank you, Dean.

My fellow Americans, I'm just as punched
as pleased to be here tonight.

saying to my wife Muriel just the other
day, I said, Muriel, and she said,

that's right.

And I knew it was her because I never
forget a piece.

I just made that up.

Is he laughing? Take a look.

But you know, my fellow Americans, I've
been doing a number of things since I

ran for president of the United States.

I've been touring all across this great
country making speeches.

Because, my fellow Americans, I see a
country where there is no poverty, no

bigotry, no unemployment. I see a
country where there is clean air and

water. I see Switzerland.

But, you know...

I was asked just the other day if I
would pose in the centerfold of Playgirl

magazine.

That's true.

I was quite honored at first, and then
after thinking it over, I declined it

because I felt that enough government
secrets had already been exposed.

But you know, my fellow Americans, in
closing, as well as being a United

senator, I have a wonderful new job now,
and I'm very pleased about it.

I'm working for the cartoon division of
Warner Brothers.

It's a very simple job that I have. All
I do at the end of the cartoon is come

out and say, that's awful.

A great man has a book written about
him, and Hubert Humphrey is no

Tonight, we've invited his biographer to
fill us in on some little -known facts

about the senator that you'll be reading
when the book is finally published.

Ladies and gentlemen, here's the author
of tomorrow's bestseller, HHH, Mr.

Donald Rice.

Thank you, Mr. Martin.

I'm here tonight because I'm writing a
book on the life of Senator Hubert

Humphrey, a man who's been in politics
for over 30 years and never been caught

at it.

In my research, I found out some facts
about the senator that may astound you.

Did you know that before he was a
registered Democrat, that he was a

pharmacist?

That was back in the days when the
miracle drug was Mercuricone.

I haven't put the book together yet, but
here are some interesting comments he

makes about his days, his career behind
the drug counter.

As a young pharmacist, I've made a few
mistakes, like giving the morning

sickness bill to old Mr. Turner.

And I had a hard time explaining to Mrs.
Watson why she was taking male hormone.

The last time I saw Mrs. Watson, she was
in the church choir, singing bass.

And here he talks about entering
politics. He says, leaving the drugstore

years later, I became the mayor of
Minneapolis.

It was after this election that I made
the biggest decision of my life.

I became a registered voter.

Later, I decided to retire from
politics, and I became vice president.

In the book, I think you'll love his
comments on the Senate hearings. He

to them as a Sam Irving quiz show.

When the contestants, quote, when the
contestants give the right answer, they

lose.

He says, the whole thing is so
ridiculous.

The Republicans bugging the Democratic
headquarters. That's like General Motors

breaking into Ford to get the Edsel
secrets.

Senator, I just heard a rumor that the
Democrats once tried to bug the

Republican headquarters.

And somebody stepped on the paper cup
and broke their strings.

There's a lot of your friends and
admirers who couldn't be here tonight,

they've sent telegrams, and I'd like to
read them to you now. The first one

reads, Dear Senator Humphrey, more than
anyone else, I regret your losing the

1968 election.

You can't imagine how I wish it was you
who was in the White House signed

Richard Nixon.

There's one from the American Society of
Interior Decorators. Dear Senator, we

hope you'll be elected to the White
House in 1976 with your belief in the

politics of joy.

You always seem so happy, and that's
what this country needs, a gay

Well, that, uh, this union is the most
distinguished Republican from

Connecticut.

Senator Lowell Weicker, he's quite a
guy. Every time a taxpayer in

is in trouble, they call him.

And the senator is finally doing
something about it. He's getting an

phone.

With the greatest respect and
admiration, here he is, Senator Lowell

Now I'm turning the volume up on the
flyer, please.

Now,

Dean, I want to thank you.

I want to say that when you asked me to
your show, I turned to Hubert Humphrey,

and I asked him whether it would be a
good thing for our reputations to appear

on the Dean Martin Show.

Hubert turned to me and said, Lowell,
given what most of the voters think of

these days, we're lucky Dean will appear
with us.

Now, we're all rugged individualists on
this dais.

Hubert once coined a phrase when he said
he was his own man.

And I try to be my own man, and Dean
Martin, of course, is his own drunk.

You know, paying tribute to Hubert
Humphrey is a lot like sticking clothes

an old hand.

People ask, what keeps an intelligent
man in politics for so many years?

Well, I know what kept Hubert
interested.

Some of the babies he first kissed 20
years ago are beginning to shape up.

And yes, his next pharmacist, Hubert,
would be the first to admit that through

the miracle of modern medicine, he still
kisses pretty young girls.

And through the miracle of modern
psychiatry, he means to find out why.

For as Hubert confided to me, when you
get to his age, your memory is the

thing to go.

Forgive me, Muriel, I didn't write that
thing.

He's one of the few men in political
life whose hair gets darker the older he

gets. His opponents spread the word he
was tinning his hair.

And now I know what they mean when they
say that Hubert Humphrey is dying to get

into the White House.

But optimism is a Humphrey trademark.
Someone wants to find an optimist as a

little old lady who starts to put her
shoes on when Hubert Humphrey says, and

conclusion...

And I must say that it's true, Hubert is
to public speaking what termites are to

an old barn.

Now this next one comes strictly from
me, Hubert, with all the wiretapping and

bugging that goes on today.

I think you're one of the few important
national figures who seems to be immune.

I mean, who's going to pay for the
amount of tape that would require to

one of your conversations?

What I really like about Hubert is the
tremendous interest he takes in people.

saw it just this afternoon as we were at
the airport.

Coming out here, he spent two hours
talking, two hours talking to just one

little old man.

And all the guy did was to ask him,
where's the men's room?

Hubert had to respond by saying, well,
now there are two sides to that

There are 535 members of the Congress.

And they're not all perfect.

Some are dynamic leaders.

Some are rather mediocre.

Some, quite frankly, don't measure up to
the job at all.

But let me tell you that Hubert is,
well, he's in there somewhere.

Oh, he's a big guy. He's about 6 '12".
Thank you, Senator.

And now, Senator Humphrey, we're very
pleased to have with us the man who

managed your campaign for presidency in
1968, your close friend and political

advisor, Mr. Foster Brooke.

I just... I still can't figure out
how... I can't figure

out how the heck we lost.

The only way I can figure it out, it
must have been simply bad timing.

You just happened to be running for
president the same day Nixon was.

One day, either way, you would have been
a shoe.

Then instead of tricky -dicky, we'd
have... You'll be the boo -boo.

You'll be

the

boo -boo.

You'll be the boo -boo.

had voted for him, had

voted for him,

for the senator,

we would have won. That's all.

One half, one half a person.

And if he voted for Nixon, you can guess
which half the person it was.

I happen

to

be one of the center's closest friends.

Whom do you think drank all the punch
that Hubert says, please, says?

My friends, I thought...

Everything he knows about politics.

Before I got a hold of him, he thought
Henry Cabot Lodge was a motel.

Let me assure you that Hubert Humphrey
would have made a wonderful president

just as he made a wonderful vice
president.

And did you know that he was the most
active vice president we ever had?

He used to get up at six o 'clock every
morning so he could run to home and

collect his unemployment and so on.

generous and compassionate man.

When he heard that that watch was
burning, he sent the inhabitants a whole

truckload of marshmallows.

And unlike other politicians, you never
hear any stories about Humphrey and

Broad.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's a real
pleasure for me to present our

distinguished man of the week, one of
the truly great figures on the American

political scene, the Honorable Senator
from the state of Minnesota, Senator

Hubert Humphrey.

Thank you, Dean. First of all, I want to
confess something tonight.

For all these years, since 1968, I've
been trying to fashion some kind of a

rationale as to why we lost the
election, other than the fact we didn't

enough votes.

Tonight, I found out, and I want to tell
you, I enjoyed losing it, and I want to

thank you.

In fact, you would have made a fine
campaign manager.

When Dean Martin invited me, I readily
accepted.

I wanted to find out the difference
between Dean Martin and whiskey.

And I just found out.

Whiskey improves with age.

I'm going to let you in on a secret. For
a long time, I've admired the ability

that Dean Martin has and has
demonstrated by surrounding himself with

women.

He undoubtedly could be called the Henry
Kissinger of television, if you know

what I mean.

And I want to thank all the rest of you
here, all of you here in the dais

tonight, for making me feel at home
tonight.

In fact, I only wish I'd stayed there
after what I heard.

We Democrats always like to come out to
California. It's a state that has long

been one of our primary concerns.

So to speak.

Now take Sam Clemente.

In fact, that's what they did.

Seriously, I don't think that any public
office holder has ever been so honored

as I have this evening.

That is, since the time the Roman Senate
threw a surprise party for Julius

Caesar.

That was back there when Brutus was in
charge of the dirty tricks department,

you recall.

Just getting your most impressive
invitation, Dean, was most exciting to

It was, I'll let you in on it, what it
was like. It was gilt -edged, and it had

engraving on it, and it said, You have
been chosen for this tribute because you

are a person of singular achievement,
unique ability, and exceptional

And it was addressed, occupant.

I want you to know that I don't really
harbor any resentment or towards any of

the people here on the dais because you
were merely vicious and tricky and

vindictive.

As our president would say, you were
only being overzealous.

You were nice to include my good friend
of the Senate, Senator Lowell Weicker.

And I'll tell you why. Because he's had
so little exposure, as you know, on

television.

By the way, the things he was saying
here tonight are obviously fictitious.

reason to believe him at all. All this
business about my long talk is only

on fact. I don't know why this fellow is
trying to peddle this stuff.

Senator Weicker, we all know, is a
member of the Watergate Committee.

And that's a committee, I might add,
that has uncovered more phonies than a

nudist camp in Hollywood.

Personally, I want to keep this.

often politics. I don't want it to be a
partisan occasion in any way.

I trust Republicans, and I really do.

Back in 1972, they said, for example,
that if I voted Democratic, inflation

would run rampant, the dollar would lose
its value, and our economy would be in

chaos. And I voted Democratic, and they
were absolutely right.

Just last night, I was at a $100 -a
-plate dinner here in Los Angeles, and

wasn't even a political function. As a
matter of fact, it just tells you what

costs to eat out these days.

Yes, when President Nixon said that he
was going to make everything perfectly

clear, we didn't know that he meant the
supermarket shelves, did we?

So, in appreciation of this sumptuous
repast, Mr. Martin, And in eternal

gratitude for having Hubert Humphrey to
kick around some more, I want to leave

you with three words.

Separate checks, please.

Hubert Humphrey makes speeches, he just
gets up and talks and talks until he

thinks he's got something to say.

Now, everybody, on the way home,
Captain, now you warm up the hot