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Hidden power.

Secrets. Cover -ups.

Corruption.

You think you know the whole story?

Think again.

I've been governor.

A Navy SEAL.

A fighter.

I've heard things that'll blow your mind. And now I think it's time you get

whole story.

Now.

Time is running out.

As Jesse investigates a conspiracy... They know something's coming. ...to

worldwide chaos.

Is it a financial collapse? Are they getting ready for World War III? A

group bans on overthrowing our government and taking over the world

command post in the American heartland.

Why would anybody want to hide out there?

Jesse's team hits the ground running.

I want you in and out of the shadows in this town.

And finds that something very strange.

How often are these earthquakes occurring?

Four, five, ten a day. Is happening.

A private house as a front for a government operations center.

Jesse clashes with the local law.

You're going to put a governor face down on the earth?

He goes to extremes.

We're meeting the white rabbit on the Wizard of Oz on an ark.

But it may be too late.

The Illuminati symbolism is everywhere.

At the heads underground.

Should we be scared?

We should be scared. To uncover the Ozarks conspiracy.

I'm Jesse Ventura and this is Conspiracy Theory.

Jesse Ventura is staging a kamikaze raid on a secret underground lair.

An investigation into a shocking conspiracy has led here, this doorway to

hidden portrait.

Wow, look at this place.

The doorway to a new world.

But the end of art.

Do you think they're watching us?

When this one began, I thought I already knew it all.

All those stories about the world being run by some secret elite group, to me,

they were something you could never come close to proving.

And then I got a call from Anthony Hilder.

This must be the man I'm looking for right here.

This Paul McCartney -looking guy is a big name in the conspiracy field. He

30 years making documentaries about the secret elite.

And now, he says, they're ready to make their biggest move yet.

Okay, what do you got for me?

Why am I meeting you?

You're meeting me because there's a war against the people of the world.

They're out Hitler -ing Hitler at the height of his hysteria. They're out

murdering Mao, intending to kill 95 % of the people. And who's they?

They is the Illuminati, those who control the managed media, those who

the currency and the commerce.

The oligarchy of evil that controls the world. The evilarchy.

Right. The Illuminati. That secret organization that runs the world.

Controlling currencies by causing financial crisis.

Controlling nations through wars.

Cutting the population through famine and vaccines.

Even promoting inner city crime through the violent lyrics in rap music.

I'm always hearing about the Illuminati.

I'm still waiting for somebody to nail him down.

They want to kill us.

This plan isn't down the road. It's right here. It's right now.

Now. And this guy, I'm starting to think he might be a quack.

I figure there's one question I better get out of the way. What do you say to

people that say you're nuts, you're crazy?

Well, we say take a look at the facts.

Exactly. Facts.

And this is when things get urgent.

And those facts are what?

They're doing it now.

They're going underground.

It's like a ship. The ship is sinking.

They're like rats.

They're going to jump ship. They're going to go out to the Ozarks.

You're telling me the Ozarks?

The Ozarks.

That big region smack in the center of the United States.

Parts of Missouri, Arkansas, Kansas, and Oklahoma.

The Ozarks, where hillbillies live. That's where they can be safest.

This is like a James Bond story. So what you're telling me is down in the

Ozarks, they're building places?

Underground. Right. Where they can survive this turmoil that will happen

above ground.

That's where Jesse Ventura comes in to go out there and do this investigation.

And if I go to the Ozarks, I'll be convinced this is happening? Right.

longer be conspiracy theory. It'll be conspiracy fact.

Jesse gets his team on the case.

This is what we got.

Investigator June Sarbon.

Braverman, Jesse's advisor.

And the new blood, John Stone, son of director Oliver Stone, and Jesse's son,

Tyrell.

This is basically the entire Ozark region in the middle of the country. It

extends all the way from Arkansas into Missouri.

Why would anybody want to hide out there of all places?

Actually, Governor, from my research, I think this would be a great place to

hide. They've got tunnels everywhere, fresh water supply, lots of food.

You're going to hide anywhere and be there. No kidding.

Well, this whole region is totally Illuminati.

Wait a minute, Sean. How do we even truly know the Illuminati really exist?

Okay.

We know for a historical fact that the Illuminati was organized by a guy named

Adam Weishaupt in 1776, the same year as our Declaration of Independence.

The agenda is a new world order.

And that's the same agenda that they still have.

Now, how do you know that today?

Because I've been contacted by them.

Someone within the Illuminati called you.

Why would they call you? We have contacts within it. All this is very

Sean is really out there. But I'm hoping he comes in handy.

I find it hard to believe.

Well... Clearly, we've got to start doing our research. Let's get out there

learn what we can learn.

Yeah. You going to get any Illuminati calls if we do that?

They call me. I don't call them.

Jesse sends Tyrell and Sean to get the good.

First step, finding out if the Illuminati is real.

Sean has an underground connection.

He rides off into the night to find her.

Tyrell arrives in downtown LA to meet Mark Dice.

Dice is an author, activist, and well -known Illuminati foe.

The Los Angeles Public Library.

Featured prominently on the top is a pyramid with a torch of illumination

on the very capstone of the pyramid. Oh, wow.

To the initiated, to the Illuminati, it's the symbol of power.

Right on top of the library in downtown Los Angeles.

The Illuminati symbolism is everywhere.

What are the Illuminati?

Illuminati is basically the pinnacle of secret societies. It's the top level

of intersecting secret societies. It's an international mafia, essentially.

People that have started these multinational banking corporations are

Illuminati. They run the media. They decide who's going to get elected.

powerful people.

We've gotten word that the Illuminati are making strong moves into the Ozarks.

Does that make any sense to you? Absolutely, really. It's a secluded area

in the event of a catastrophe, would most likely remain untouched.

Far from the city,

Sean Stone finds his contact.

Lisa LaRue is a Cherokee Indian.

She's privy to secrets passed on for generations.

Do you know why the Illuminati is interested in the Ozarks? There's a lot

caves and a lot of tunnels, places where people can hide things.

The way that you describe the tunnels, it makes it sound as though they're very

intricate. They're connected caves. They're not simply random.

Yes. They go for thousands of miles.

They've been used for many, many years for lots of secret type of things.

So we hear the Illuminati activity in the Ozarks is increasing on a daily

What's really going on now?

There's a lot of construction.

There's been a lot of mysterious things happen lately.

A lot of earthquakes.

A lot of the disturbances indicate to me and to a lot of people that there's

something going on underground.

What are some of the other finds in that region that the Illuminati are moving

in? Well, there's a very strange compound that's being built there. I

it a bunker.

OK, it's a fully off the grid, self -sustaining, massive

compound, which really I think the sole purpose of it is to function as the new

capital of the United States or the world.

It's reasonable to believe that the compound is also accessible via

tunnels that span the country and connect numerous important places around

country. And as you're saying, essentially the Illuminati would use

as a central command.

Yes, absolutely.

The Illuminati seem to be digging around underground in the caves. If we were to

go down there, would we run into these guys?

All I can tell you, Sean, is be very, very careful.

It could be really dangerous.

Jesse Ventura and his team are racing the clock, investigating reports that

Illuminati is setting up headquarters in the Ozarks.

Tyrell and Sean have confirmed that underground construction is moving at a

furious pace.

And a giant project is being rushed to completion above.

That would be the area where they would reconstitute the government.

Is this evidence of a plot to take over the world?

Jesse needs to find out.

While June Sarpong finds even more reason for urgency.

She's at an Occupy encampment where she finds Clyde Lewis.

Lewis is a radio broadcaster and conspiracy researcher.

He's taken heat for talking about the Illuminati endgame.

June, what you need to understand is that the things are happening now and

clock is ticking now.

They want to initiate us to a new empire.

We need to understand that they have this idea that out of chaos comes order,

the new world order.

Lewis's charges are explosive.

From the Occupied Movement to the Arab Spring.

He says the rebellion against the elite has been orchestrated by the elite, the

Illuminati.

Well, take a look around you. The financial meltdown, the mortgage crisis.

have people right now occupying certain areas of the United States. And what's

happening with that? They're getting people riled up. That is the plan.

Chaos and anarchy.

So where will the Illuminati go when the Doomsday Scenario actually happens?

June, I believe that they're going to go underground.

And then, while they're underground, safe and sound, we're going to turn on

other.

Should we be scared?

We should be scared. The clock is ticking now.

Meanwhile, Jesse is concentrating on what's above ground.

That mysterious compound going up outside the town of Ozark, Missouri.

If this is just someone's vacation place, it's time to move on to the next

conspiracy.

And if anyone's going to know if it's the real deal, it's Alex Jones, my

conspiracy tipster.

Well, they're pointing you in the right direction. We've seen incredible

Illuminati movements into that area because they believe it's one of the

areas in North America during a disaster.

They know something's coming, and we need to find out, are they getting ready

for World War III?

That's what must be looked into, Governor.

Launching World War III from a house in the woods?

Governor, this armored redoubt is everything that the anti -Illuminati

has been afraid of.

It signifies the globalists preparing for the collapse.

Alex gives me the lowdown.

That house?

Totally self -sufficient. It's got its own water supply, built to withstand a

tornado or nuclear blast.

Giant, thick concrete walls, bulletproof glass, you name it.

From our research, what we've determined is it is a private house that's

basically being developed as a front for a government operations center, an ops

center. But at the same time, this is a model to build armored fortresses that

just look like regular nice mansion manors.

This is no vacation place.

Do the locals, are they aware of this down there?

At first, there were a lot of stories coming out because of people working

inside, but they had to sign nondisclosure agreements.

Now they've kind of put out a PR spin story and say, oh, we're just building

this to demonstrate these new building materials.

I have talked to so many high -end construction company people who were in

contact with me, and they say all over the U .S., rich former government

contractors, CIA, NSA, and others are getting ready for something. It is just

important to find out.

What's happening with this Ozarks mystery?

Listen up, people. I got some interesting information.

This structure is right now currently being built in the Ozarks. Get a load of

this. 72 ,000 square feet.

Looks like a fortress more than a house.

It does.

72 ,000 square feet.

In other words, this is bigger than the White House.

The White House is 55 ,000 square feet. But I'll give you a better idea of the

size of this place. Think about the biggest houses you know.

This is bigger than the Spelling Mansion in Beverly Hills.

That Aaron Spelling Mansion you always hear about?

57 ,000.

It's larger than Bill Gates' house.

Bill Gates' place?

66 ,000 square feet.

This building in the Ozarks is 72 ,000.

And that's just the part you can see, the part above the ground.

I must say, I'm more interested in what's underneath this house than what

see on the surface. Why?

Well, think about it. Structure this size, looks like a fortress.

What's going on underneath could connect to the tunnels and caves we've been

talking about in the Ozarks.

You know what's really funny? I've been digging up some statistics about the

Ozarks, and this is really interesting.

There are a ton of banks being built.

Banks? Banks.

Now, in New York, you have one bank per 7 ,000 people.

In L .A., one bank per 11 ,000 people.

In a tiny region in the Ozarks, a place called Mountain View, Arkansas, you have

one bank for 53 people.

53?

In L .A., one bank per 11 ,000, and this little tiny town, there's one bank for

every 53 people. 53 people couldn't even support a bank.

Okay, so we have to find out what they're preparing for down here.

Or what all this money is doing here.

Yeah. Let's head to the Ozarks, Pete.

From underground caves to a hilltop portrait.

Jesse Ventura has solid leads that the Illuminati is building a base in the

Ozarks. A hideout from a major catastrophe.

Now, he and his team arrive in the Ozarks to get the proof.

Here's the plan, guys. I think you and I should get all the background

information we can get, learn what we can learn officially.

Sean, I want you in and out of the shadows of this town.

If there's strange stuff happening here, Sean will find it out for sure.

Yeah, I'll check it out. We'll all meet back later.

While Sean rushes off to the shadows, Jesse and Tyrell stop at the local

newspaper.

Donna Osborne broke the story about the round -the -clock construction on the

edge of town.

We've got word that this place is like a monstrosity.

72 ,000 square feet?

Yes, quite unusual indeed.

Generally, when we have a structure of that size, it will come up in planning

and zoning. And this did not come up in planning and zoning? It did not come up

for public review in planning and zoning because it's a single -family

residence, which does not need a public hearing.

I can't even add a bathroom to my house without having to clear it through the

planning commission.

This guy must have some powerful friends.

To keep all that a secret.

So this is officially a single family home.

It is permitted as a single family residence.

That's a hell of a single family home.

And there was some speculation about it being a government type installation,

which is what my first thought was. Really? Something that big.

What makes you think that?

It's this big and it's fortified.

Yeah, but who owns this place?

Somebody's got to be signing the bills.

We did some research, and we found out that it was owned under Stephen Huff LLC

from Leesburg, Virginia.

And we found his name associated with some defense contracting with something

called Overwatch System, which is a geospatial surveillance satellite.

Slow down. So he was involved with the government in surveillance?

Well, I suspect if the government wants to read the newspaper over our

shoulders, the satellite technology might have been developed by somebody

like... Overwatch,

the all -seeing eye.

Many conspiracy theorists have called the Overwatch Corporation an Illuminati

tool.

And they point to the eye in its logo.

All -seeing.

All -powerful, all -knowing. A symbol of the Illuminati.

So this has the potential to even be domestic spying.

And who is Stephen Hough?

He's a billionaire.

The mainstream media refers to him as a software entrepreneur.

For some reason, the mainstream media ignores his official biography.

Stephen Hough began his career in U .S. army intelligence.

Then he moved up the ladder and became an officer in the CIA.

Does his background bother you at all? It certainly lends credibility to it

being something other than what it's stated to be.

And that may be why he wanted to keep it so secret.

I think next we've got to go out and get a view of this house.

Well, you can talk to the sheriff.

Let's go over and talk to the sheriff. Yeah, I think that's our next move.

see if he'll take us up to the house or whatever and go from there.

Whoa, whoa, Sean, what the hell did you find?

Look. Look at what? What are we talking about here? Look at the name.

The name?

What's the name of the town? Ozark Main Street.

I know.

Break it down.

Ozark Main Street.

Oz.

Oz. Ark. Ark of Oz.

Okay.

But that's the name of the town.

I know. Oz is an Illuminati name. It's the Wizard of Oz. Okay.

Ark of Oz?

Either Sean got into a moonshine still, or he's on to something.

This Illuminati has been out here a lot longer than anyone suspects.

It's called Illuminati programming, like Oz. Like Oz Wald, you know. It's not a

coincidence. Osama bin Laden.

Oz is always an indication of some kind of Illuminati program operation.

I met this guy, White Rabbit.

It's another Alice in Wonderland. It's another program. Right, yeah. They use

for mind control operations.

White Rabbit, Ark of Oz.

It all sounds crazy to me, but this is why Sean is on the team.

I've got to let him go his way.

Ark of Oz.

The house, I mean, it's basically a fortress, a compound. It's not a house.

You got to get inside there and find out. Go underground underneath the

Okay. You check underground.

We'll check above ground.

My rabbit?

Yeah.

Sean meets his connection.

White Rabbit is a local who explores Ozark's caves and tunnels. Right.

He keeps track of what's been closed off or under construction.

Then he posts the information online.

He's got reason to keep his identity hidden, but he has a lot to show Sean.

So what do you got here?

This is a cave that used to be accessible, and now it's blocked off.

This network of caves and tunnels is extensive enough to form Underground

This is where Illuminati leaders can hide from the World War III.

They start.

So we're down here.

Where's the Huff House?

It's up in here.

And we're down here right now, right? Yeah.

A few years ago, these were all open, and now they're closing them all out.

But there's others around here we can check out? Yeah, there's others.

Let's see what we can find.

Meanwhile, June has made a connection of her own.

She's in Mountain View, Arkansas.

That's the hillbilly town where all those banks are springing up.

where many suspect the Illuminati is hoarding money for the post -apocalyptic

world.

Whether it is a man -made Armageddon or whether it is the end of all times,

something is going on.

Local historian Frida Cruz drives June around her hometown, a town that's

undergoing some strange changes.

I'll drive you up through here. We have a little bank.

up here bank of mount view it was owned by the hinkle family and this was our

only bank for the whole year everybody banked there then all of a sudden there

was an influx of banks into the town yes i'll point out a few two years we drive

through here this is first security bank you know huge bank and up here

you have two more banks those are all new banks

But it's what's underground that's really got folks shaken.

We've never had earthquakes.

Earthquake caused by work in the caves.

It's just unbelievable the amount of building that's going on.

They're basically turning their head to the fact that it's causing earthquakes.

Wow. And how often are these earthquakes occurring now? Four, five, ten a day.

Frida Cruz is not exaggerating. In 2009, the state of Arkansas reported 36

earthquakes.

In 2011, 788.

That's a 2 ,000 % increase.

That's like California getting more than 6 million earthquakes in a year.

In fact, yesterday, I think it was, we had the largest earthquake we've had on

record.

Back in Ozark... You must be Sheriff Joe Kyle.

That'd be me.

The local sheriff says he's been deputized to take Jesse and Tyrell up to

Huff House.

Jesse looks forward to meeting the man behind the curtain.

I understand you've got a pretty interesting home that got built here

need to look at.

Yeah, it's a rather large house. We call it the castle. The castle.

Let's go see the castle. Right this way.

While Sean investigates the caves firsthand.

So this cave we're going into, this is man -made or natural?

Partially man -made. There's pick marks and bore marks.

So what have you found that the police are bugging you? You said you've been

arrested a few times.

Do they join this down in these caves? There's something in these places they

don't like me seeing. They're showing everybody.

I don't like my film.

How deep does this go?

Jesse Ventura and his son Tyrell are rolling toward a massive mystery mansion

under construction outside Ozark, Missouri.

Word is, the place is an Illuminati Death Star.

Jesse wants to confront the owner, a billionaire, and former agent for the

Sean Stone is a few miles away.

with an Illuminati investigator who calls himself White Rabbit.

He's seeing how the Death Star may be connected to thousands of miles of caves

and tunnels.

And June Starpong is in Arkansas, where locals are very aware that something

strange is brewing.

Pastor Lois Monroe insists the Illuminati has moved into her community.

She fights them by preaching.

God has an army, the army that will not break rank, and that they'll fight

the kingdom of darkness.

So do you think there are new dark forces in Mountain View?

There's dark forces everywhere.

That's why he's thinking his people here.

So do you believe that there is a sort of a world order, as it were, that's

against?

Very much so, yes. You believe?

Oh, yes.

By the Illuminati? Hell, yeah.

Look into the background of it. You'll see it all linked together.

Now, I hear this thing is 72 ,000 square feet.

I would guess that that's probably very true. I mean, it's a huge building.

I mean, it's more like it could be a house.

Yeah, it's more like a government building.

Did he just say government building?

Like a headquarters for that New World Order after the big war?

I'd like to know where they got the money.

If they're a government contractor, our government paid these guys enough that

they're billionaires?

Again, you know, I'm just a public official. I can't speculate. While

we're getting closer, Sean's getting deeper.

Into the caves.

Maybe even approaching the house from a different angle.

You know,

I'll bet if we could get close enough to that huff house, we could find caves

that would lead us right to it.

Probably so.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I think I heard something in there. This is not good.

Can you hear that?

Yeah.

It's daddy.

Sean heard something in that cave.

I'm about to see that fortress up close.

At least I think I am.

Oh, wow. That's the building up on the hill. Yes, you can see. Wow, look at

that. From back here, you don't really get how big it is.

I'm sure as we get closer to it, it'll be much larger because it's pretty far

off. Well, unfortunately, this is the best view you're going to get of it

here.

I got news for this guy.

I didn't come all this way to be stopped here.

We're going up the road.

It reminds me of Thai Area 51.

As you pull up to it.

a vehicle will come up on the ridge.

And if you cross that, they will come down and they'll put you face down in

dirt with weapons.

You're going to put a governor face down on the dirt?

Jesse Ventura is set to meet the owner of a massive fortress in the middle of

the Ozarks.

He's ready to confront the Illuminati.

When the local sheriff tells him, The meeting's been canceled.

Jesse plays it cool.

I hear this place goes underground, does it? Well, I'm sure it has a basement.

I've heard there's tunnels and caves all around here. Well, you know, there's

caves all over the daggum state. So it's entirely possible anywhere in the state

you could have an underground complex.

It sounds to me like they're preparing for some type of disaster.

Well, I mean, that's the premise behind the building construction.

They're planning for disaster.

He just admitted it. What about the rest of us?

Well, you know, I can't answer that question.

Jesse tells the sheriff to get back on the phone and get him up to the house.

All right, we're going up to the house, and if I can't find him, we'll just turn

and leave.

Okay.

Bye.

Meanwhile, Sean Stone has made a fast escape from the caves that lead beneath

the compound.

His guide, the White Rabbit, promises he's got something even more impressive

store.

So if you think that's something, that's why you see what I've got to show you.

All right, let's go.

Sean is anxious to go along.

But not alone.

He wants Jesse to see for himself.

But right now, Jesse is heading up the hill toward the mystery house, closing

on the Illuminati.

And then it comes into view.

This is the house here. Look at this.

Wow. Look at the size of this place.

It is like a big castle.

This place is bigger than my high school. I can't wait to get a look

But then the sheriff gets out.

He doesn't know we can hear what he's saying.

Okay.

Okay, that's all I needed to hear.

And we didn't expect he'd lock us in.

The only place we're going...

Stephen Hough, he's not around.

If he is, he's hiding.

We'll have to get a look at his place from that other angle.

That house was freaking amazing.

Well, where's Crazy Sean right now? There's no telling where he goes when I

him off. That's what I like about him. Here he is.

What do you got, man?

Yeah, I found my rabbit.

It's coming to me.

What? What are we seeing, man? We're going to meet with White Rabbit. He'll

us there.

White Rabbit? We're going to meet him in a parking lot. Don't worry. We're

meeting the White Rabbit on the Wizard of Oz on an ark.

That's what you're telling me.

I'm not saying anything.

Just wait and see for yourself.

All right.

All right, man.

I'm just having fun with you, Sean. You're bizarre enough.

We're at Ozark. What do you want?

We pile into the S &B.

White Rabbit says he'll show us what the Huff people tried to hide.

So what you're saying, this is like an entire, what, city underground?

A city underground.

How many underground facilities or caves do you think you've been in?

Boy, Tom, a dozen caves or a dozen cities underground?

To your knowledge, what are they used for? Why underground and why a

dozen of them?

White Rabbit leads the team on a long drive to an

underground facility with security and guards.

We tried the high road. Now we're taking

the low road. We're going to try and infiltrate this fortress from below.

The hunt for the Illuminati has led Jesse Ventura from a mountaintop

an underground hideout.

This may be the Illuminati's last stand.

A sprawling, multi -million square foot bunker.

Taylor made protection from an Armageddon of their own creation.

Tyrell moves closer and closer to the entrance.

At any moment, the team can be stopped by armed security guards.

I say we keep moving.

Tyrell waits for his moment and drives inside.

I make sure we've got cameras rolling.

This place isn't only the largest underground facility in the area.

They say it's the largest in the world.

Look at this.

They got room for two lanes of 18 wheelers.

The road literally goes on for miles.

Look. There.

It's branching off again.

Who knows where that leads?

Maybe even to the Huff House.

Do you think they're watching us right now?

Yeah.

And this thing's hooked up to railroad, too.

This facility covers 50 million square feet. All underground.

All climate control.

They got warehouses for food, data, all sorts of things.

Offices, manufacturing, even underground farming. And stockpiles of crude

oil. Oh yeah, there's plenty of space to live in. You can fit thousands of

people here.

If you want to save that many.

Well, you could definitely hide out from the world above.

Here's stuff like this, no doubt about it.

I've never seen places like this existed in the world. Yeah, this scale.

You can store anything down here.

This is huge.

This is an underground city.

And there are dozens of these across the region?

This is starting to look a lot like conspiracy fact.

That definitely answers the question of why here.

Yep. Because you don't have that type of ground and rock work generally anywhere

else in the country.

We head back into daylight, and what do you know?

Just across the way, railroad tracks and parking lots full of buses and

green energy vehicles.

It's like they've got door -to -door transportation for the chosen few.

When it's time to move inside and weld those doors shut.

It's not a coincidence.

It just happens to be there.

I don't necessarily think it'd be a good place to live, but it would be a good

place to survive.

For Jesse, the conspiracy falls into play.

Who would think that worldwide rebellion against the 1 %...

would actually be part of a plan orchestrated by the 0 .1%. And

now, emerging from the underground, it all makes sense.

A vast, hidden shelter beneath a hilltop command post.

What's going on here is setting the stage for the Ozark to take its place as

center, not only of the United States, but the world.

The New World Order.

If I hadn't seen all this with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it. A self

-sufficient, nuke -proof fortress?

That ain't no dream house.

It's a nightmare house.

And that underground city just waiting to be populated?

That's no theory.

The facts are that the rich and powerful are always going to try to pull the

strings. And they're going to try to stay a step ahead of the rest of us.

It's up to you and me to watch out for ourselves.

Don't let him pull the wool over your eyes.

It's a long way down that rabbit hole.

I'm Jesse Ventura, and this is Conspiracy Theory.