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- Huh. Weird.
- What?
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Well, this article says to put
cabbage leaves in your bra
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when you're ready to stop breastfeeding.
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Why would you do that?
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To help dry up your milk.
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What happens to the cabbage leaves?
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That's your question?
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Good news, my mail's
finally coming to this address.
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Oh, joy.
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- Check it out!
- What's that?
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- My very first credit card.
- Aw.
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You never had one before?
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Nope. Blockbuster card,
Subway card, that's it.
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Not even a library card?
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[chuckles] Good one.
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Congrats, son.
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This is going right next
to my driver's license.
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Maybe it's time to retire the Velcro.
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Why? It still works.
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You just be careful.
Those cards can get you in trouble.
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Hmm, Amanda knows a thing or two
about that.
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Don't you, Amanda?
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Oh, yeah?
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When I was younger,
I got a little carried away,
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but I learned my lesson.
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Younger, like, my age?
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Yes.
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So a long time ago?
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Yes.
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[theme music playing]
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Geez, CeeCee,
how'd you get food in your hair?
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Yeah, I miss when she was bald.
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It was our thing.
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Hey, would you mind giving her a bath
while I clean up?
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You kidding?
Tubby time's the best part of my day!
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Come on, stinky girl.
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Bye.
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OK, no more credit card talk
around Georgie.
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I assumed you told him!
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Well, you assumed wrong!
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Don't you think he has a right to know?
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Of course, he does.
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What's the hold up?
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He thinks I'm perfect.
Why would I take that away from him?
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Amanda, secrets are bad for a marriage.
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Yeah, yeah.
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What are we keeping secret?
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This is a private conversation, honey.
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I have a secret of my own.
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Oh, good for you.
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Would you like to hear it?
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Not really.
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I've been corresponding with
Tonight Show host Jay Leno.
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Seriously?
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We share a birthday.
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I sent him a card, he responded,
an unlikely friendship was born.
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Please, why would he be friends with you?
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Simple. He's a man of the people,
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and I am people.
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I share a birthday with Bryant Gumbel.
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Oh, come on, that's cool!
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Haven't done this in a while.
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Got to take the new credit card
out for a spin.
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Oh. Let's not go crazy.
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Don't worry, after tonight,
it's back to the dollar menu at Taco Bell.
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[chuckles] Hey, I happen to
love the dollar menu.
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Girl, you better save that sexy talk
for when we get home.
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And I know
how these credit card companies work.
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Get people to run up a bill,
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spend the rest of their life paying off
the interest like chumps.
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Well, I don't know
if I'd call them "chumps".
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Good thing you learned your lesson.
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Mmm-hmm.
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You OK? You're looking a little sweaty.
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Oh, it's the... It's the salsa.
It's kinda hot.
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My dad taught me real early.
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"Never a lender or a borrower be."
That's in the Bible.
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Oh, that's actually Shakespeare.
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That ain't where my dad heard it.
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Well, what else did your dad teach ya?
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Hmm. Let's think...
Oh, you'll like this one.
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The secret to finding out
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how your wife's gonna look
when she's older,
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is to check out her mother.
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Oh, ew.
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What? Your mom's a fox.
That works in your favor.
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Oh, here it comes again. Oh, ew!
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Dang.
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Right back at you, cowboy.
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I am gonna sleep good tonight.
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- So, you're happy?
- The happiest.
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Cool, there's something
we need to talk about.
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I'm sorry I called your mom hot,
can we just drop it?
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No, it's not that. Um...
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Remember that trouble I told you about
when I was younger with the credit cards?
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Yeah.
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And I told you I learned my lesson?
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Uh-huh.
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It's more of an ongoing lesson.
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What do you mean?
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Well, it means I still have
a little bit of credit card debt.
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How much we talking?
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Well...
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[Georgie] $12,000?
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I guess she told him.
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Quiet! You're gonna wake the baby.
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- How could you not tell me?
- Because it's my problem.
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We're married now,
that makes it our problem.
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You only had sex with me to butter me up!
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Well, think about
how mad you'd be if I didn't!
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You should have told me
before we got married.
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Yeah, well, I was taking care of it.
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How?
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You just send 'em 20 bucks a month
per card and they kinda leave ya alone.
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How many cards are there?
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- A couple.
- So two?
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- A few.
- So three?
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Some.
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We've been talking about moving out
and getting our own place.
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- How is that ever gonna happen?
- I don't know, but we'll figure it out.
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I cannot believe this!
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- I'm so sorry.
- You should be.
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Well, let me make it up to you.
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No, cut it out!
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The Georgie Store is closed.
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Yeah, I never thought
Mandy would be the one to blow this up.
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Me neither.
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But I'll take it.
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- Mornin'.
- Hey.
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Sure is humid out there.
Gonna make my hair all frizzy.
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You gonna pretend like you didn't hear us
fighting last night?
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That was my plan. Yes.
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Did you know about the credit cards?
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Uh... Yeah.
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Didn't think to give me a heads-up?
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I thought about it... Ooh, cinnamon! Yum.
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Hey, Ruben, let me ask you a question.
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If you knew a secret that affected
a family member, you'd tell 'em, right?
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What are you pulling him into this for?
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I'd like a fresh perspective.
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- Well?
- What kind of secret?
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A little white lie
or your sister's actually your mom?
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That's a thing?
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When you're 16,
pregnant and Catholic? Yeah.
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Well, his daughter owes a ton of money
and he didn't tell me about it.
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Ooh, juicy. How much?
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OK, that's enough.
Let's get back to work.
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No, I'd like to hear what he's got to say.
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Georgie!
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Fine!
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That baby even his?
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You're on thin ice, pal.
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Come on. I told you about my mom.
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Go!
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[woman on TV] Get your taxes in order
and into the mail.
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[man on TV]
Flyers ripped the Sabres four...
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[woman 2 on TV]
So don't get too comfortable...
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- Got a minute?
- Why?
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You gonna kiss me and tell me
your mother's your sister?
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What?
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Never mind.
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Here.
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What's this?
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It's all my credit card bills. Everything.
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Mastercard, American Express,
Visa, Discover.
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Are there any you don't have?
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They came to me. I didn't go to them.
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Whoa, what's this charge for?
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Um, a purse.
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Just one?
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A really nice one.
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I'm assuming it didn't have Velcro.
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- What about this one?
- Uh, that would be shoes.
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- And this one?
- Shoes.
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What's The Plaza?
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Oh, that's a hotel in New York City.
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Across the street
from a really great shoe store.
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You went to New York to buy shoes?
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I also saw a taping
of Saturday Night Live, which was free.
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What's this St. Joseph's Medical Center?
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Oh, that, um...
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That was an emergency room visit.
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- What happened to you?
- It wasn't me. It was a friend of mine.
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What happened to her?
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It was a him and he had an accident.
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OK, but why did you pay the bill?
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[sighs] 'Cause he was my boyfriend
and he had no money.
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You had no money.
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Yeah, but I had the credit card.
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Did he pay you back?
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- No.
- Well, he's gonna. Where's he live?
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- I don't know. It was a long time ago.
- What's his name?
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Look, just drop it, OK?
This is my problem.
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Once again, it's our problem!
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Don't yell at me!
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I'm not yelling, I'm freaking out!
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[man on TV]
The Flyers ripped the Sabres 14-3,
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the Canadiens got past the Flames 7-6.
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Want a hug?
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Sure.
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All right, I thought of a way
you can make it up to me.
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Georgie, when I found out
you knocked up my daughter,
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I was gonna shoot you.
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I didn't. We're square.
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Mandy paid some guy's medical bills.
What's his name?
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[chuckles] You're not gonna quit, are you?
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St. Joseph's Medical Center.
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Oh, that's a chunk of change.
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And I'm gonna get it. What's his name?
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Why don't you ask Mandy?
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I did. She won't tell me.
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Look, if I tell you,
it has to stay secret.
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Cross my heart, hope to die,
stick a needle in my eye.
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We're not on the monkey bars,
just say you promise.
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Promise.
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Thank you.
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Georgie.
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You're a good man.
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I try, sir.
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So glad I didn't shoot him.
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Can I help you?
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You know a girl name of Mandy McCallister?
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I used to. Why?
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You owe her a bunch of money.
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Who are you?
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I'm her husband.
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Oh, damn, she got married?
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I always thought someday
we'd have a reconciliation.
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Yeah, well, you snooze, you lose.
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You're kinda young, ain't you?
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I live a healthy lifestyle.
I stay out of the sun.
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What are we gonna do about this?
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Oh, yeah, I've been meaning
to pay her back.
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Well, now's your chance.
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Come on in.
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- You see her mom much?
- Why?
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I always thought she was kinda hot.
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Oh, ew.
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You sure you don't want a beer?
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No, thank you.
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Now, how we gonna handle
this money situation?
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Simple. I'll, uh, write you a check.
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All right, then.
I appreciate you being cool about this.
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Well, making amends is one of the steps
of being sober.
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Ain't not drinking, like, step number one?
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Oh, yeah, but that's beer.
That don't count.
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You know, Mandy was right to break up
with me. I wasn't in a great place.
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- Worse than now?
- Way worse.
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The night she dumped me,
I fell down a flight of stairs.
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Ouch.
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Good thing I was drunk.
Only broke a wrist.
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That's what that medical bill was.
Still clicks. Hear it?
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Oh, yeah. Like a BIC pen.
254
00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:02,138
Well, anyways, here you go.
255
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:03,681
Thank you.
256
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:06,767
Are y'all gonna have kids?
257
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,353
We got one. Little girl.
258
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,480
Oh, well, maybe I can
come meet her sometime.
259
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:12,857
I guess.
260
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:14,066
Where ya live?
261
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,235
Alabama.
262
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:20,698
Shoot. Leaving the state
would be a parole violation.
263
00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,616
Well, that's a shame. Good luck to ya.
264
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:29,874
I'm sorry, sir.
265
00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:31,500
This check is no good.
266
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:34,420
Yeah, I had a feeling. Thank you.
267
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:38,758
- Hey.
- Hey.
268
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,468
What the hell? You gave me a bad check.
269
00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:41,677
Yeah, sorry.
270
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,637
Wait here, I'll get you cash.
271
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,065
[sighs]
272
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,152
You're awful quiet. Everything all right?
273
00:12:58,861 --> 00:12:59,945
Just tired.
274
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:01,322
Busy day?
275
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,073
Busy, busy.
276
00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:08,162
Connor, why don't you be a member
of this family and join us for once?
277
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,331
I'm good.
278
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,249
I'm not.
279
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,376
Would you like to join me?
280
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,128
No.
281
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,297
Just know you're always welcome.
282
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:23,010
Just so you know, I'm gonna be working
three nights a week at the diner.
283
00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:24,887
Start chipping away at those credit cards.
284
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,222
What about CeeCee?
285
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:29,767
Amanda and I have already discussed it.
Grandma's on the job.
286
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:31,143
If I'm around, I can...
287
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,645
Grandma's got it!
288
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,315
Hey, Mr. McCallister,
if you're open to it,
289
00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:38,984
I've got some ideas as to how I could be
making more money at the store.
290
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,027
Whatcha thinking?
291
00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:43,155
Well, we got a tow truck
that mostly just sits there.
292
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,407
Why ain't we out there
rescuing folks with flat tires?
293
00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:47,868
'Cause the police always call
Fagenbacher's Texaco
294
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,161
when someone needs a tow.
295
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,790
I get it, but what if I were to tell you
my Meemaw has some cop friends
296
00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:55,960
as a result of her previous endeavors?
297
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,713
"Endeavors".
You mean an illegal gambling room?
298
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:02,758
We also had a perfectly legal video store
to clean the money.
299
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,761
Georgie, where are you going with this?
300
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,264
Don't worry,
everything will be above board.
301
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:11,892
We can sponsor the police softball team,
make donations to their charity funds.
302
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,227
[scoffs] With what money?
303
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:14,687
I got a credit card.
304
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,733
You know,
it's actually not a terrible idea.
305
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,777
There ya go, great minds think alike.
306
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:26,240
As long as I don't have to drive
that truck at night, I'm in.
307
00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:30,619
No, sir. I'll do it.
I'll get a pager, be on call 24/7.
308
00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:35,916
What if someone were to "accidentally"
drop a box of nails over on Main Street?
309
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,252
Mom!
310
00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:41,547
I'm trying to pay off your credit cards,
so back off!
311
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:44,717
I like it. Keep thinking.
312
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,636
Can someone pass the salt?
313
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:50,306
Thank you.
314
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:57,521
You realize with you working nights
and me on the tow truck,
315
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,523
we might not be seeing
a lot of each other.
316
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:00,858
I know.
317
00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:02,359
Or a lot of CeeCee.
318
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,654
Well, we'll have a family reunion
when we get out of the hole I dug.
319
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,656
Sounds like a plan.
320
00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:11,410
You're really wonderful, Georgie Cooper.
321
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:14,830
- I know. I am what you call "a catch".
- [Mandy chuckles]
322
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,750
OK, don't get carried away
with yourself.
323
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,168
I'm just saying, for a long time,
324
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,462
I thought I was the lucky one
in this relationship,
325
00:15:21,545 --> 00:15:22,755
but maybe it's you.
326
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,216
Or maybe we're both lucky.
327
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,552
No, I'm pretty sure it's you.
328
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,095
You jerk.
329
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,393
Hey, if it's really important to you,
330
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:39,104
I'll reach out to my ex
and I'll try to get the money back.
331
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:42,399
No, no, no, you don't want that.
Best to leave it in the past.
332
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:44,526
OK.
333
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,655
Just promise me, no more secrets.
334
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:48,864
I promise.
335
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:50,324
You sure?
336
00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:52,993
If there's anything you need to tell me,
now's the time.
337
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:58,040
Nothing. What about you?
338
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:00,668
Nothing. Whatcha see is whatcha get.
339
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,587
- OK. Love you!
- Love you, too.
340
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,731
Well, this is a sad sight.
341
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:23,941
What took so long?
342
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,819
Sorry, had to fix
a couple flats over on Main.
343
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:29,279
- What's the trouble?
- I don't know. It just conked out.
344
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,865
Well, you buy a foreign car,
you take your chances.
345
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,242
It's British.
346
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,536
We're saying the same thing, Gov'na.
347
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:40,040
Hey, Georgie.
348
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:43,210
Oh, hey, Lisa. Thanks for the call.
349
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:45,546
Thanks for the softball uniforms.
350
00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:46,880
[chuckles]
351
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:48,507
[siren chirps]
352
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:55,222
- Aw, what a cute baby.
- Thanks.
353
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:56,807
How old's this little guy?
354
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:57,975
Just turned one.
355
00:16:58,058 --> 00:17:01,562
Aw, I got a daughter about that age.
She's at home with my mom.
356
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:03,439
Probably putting her to bed soon.
357
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,692
It's been a while
since I missed story time.
358
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,237
OK, let me tell you the specials.
359
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:12,781
The soup of the day is tomato,
360
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:16,368
and we also have a chicken fried steak
with a side of mashed potatoes.
361
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:19,371
And you don't want to miss out
on the pecan pie.
362
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,917
[sobbing]
363
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,549
[automated voice]
You have one new message.
364
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,469
Hey, Connor. Jay Leno here.
365
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:37,514
Just wanted to say thanks
for the care package.
366
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:40,100
You know,
you can never have too many socks.
367
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,644
Anyway, listen, if you're ever in LA,
368
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,938
and you want to come by
and jam with The Tonight Show band,
369
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:47,066
the guys would love it. See ya!
370
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:50,903
Connor!
371
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:55,657
[theme music playing]
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