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Hi there. Yeah, I need a locksmith. Is
it possible to come out immediately?
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I've locked myself out of the house.
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It's just a standard deadbolt lock. I
always keep losing my keys.
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I think I've actually called you guys
out before, embarrassingly.
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This keeps happening.
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How long would you be?
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I'm just out here in the sun. I haven't
even been to bed yet. I've been up all
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night.
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Yeah, whatever you could do to send
someone as soon as possible.
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Whatever timing.
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Help! Help!
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Help!
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Help!
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Help! Help!
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I'll be through.
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I totally forgot how to do this.
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You're at your house, I think.
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What happened?
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You were drowning. I was in the water. I
can't swim.
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Why do you have a pool at your house
then?
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For parties.
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Oh, okay. Yeah, we were always partying.
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I'm so thankful you were here.
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Oh, God, me too.
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I mean, you could have died.
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Yeah. I just went black.
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And then I could see. See, you're like
an angel over me here, my lifeguard.
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Yeah,
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I'm a little cold too.
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Yeah, I'm soaking wet.
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I've got to take this off.
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That's a good idea.
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Oh, my phone!
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Oh no. My phone, I was on the phone.
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You cold? I'm freezing.
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You don't have to do that to me.
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Can you, like, help me out somehow? I
got you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you so much. You're so welcome.
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You're really fit.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's all the dancing.
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Yeah. Wow, I wish my husband still
looked like this.
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He's so boring these days, and he's
getting older, and we never fuck
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it's like... Oh, really?
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Wow, yeah.
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I'm really cold. Do you have a towel
inside?
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Yeah, I'll get you a towel. Okay.
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What's wrong? I can't.
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Towel's inside.
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Yeah, I would imagine.
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Right. Yeah.
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I can't get in.
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What do you mean? What do you mean you
can't? You can't get in?
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I lost my keys. I don't remember what
happened. I don't remember where they
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This happens. I wake up sometimes. I
don't have my phone.
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You know, I've injured my leg. I don't
remember.
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Oh, God. And now today, I wake up and
I...
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I don't know where my keys are.
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Okay, well, I was hoping to maybe play
with your balls.
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Oh, sure. Well, it's late.
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Oh, no.
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I'll get you going.
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My phone's going to be ruined.
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I'm so sorry. That sucked.
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So, these are the balls we always play
with in the pool.
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Oh, honey, I did not mean those balls.
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Oh, no? No, I was thinking maybe more of
these balls.
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Oh. Yeah.
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What do you mean?
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Just my husband never plays with me
anymore.
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Oh.
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Oh,
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my God.
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Look at how big it is.
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These were the balls I was talking
about.
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You can hop over the fence and play with
these balls anytime.
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Whoa.
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um um
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Thank you.
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Look what I found.
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No way.
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In this little pocket?
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Yeah, I remember now.
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Should we go inside?
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Yes.
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Thank you.
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well through. Thank you.
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I'll get you a towel.
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Oh, it's okay. I've got everything I
need right here.
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Yeah, we've got more balls inside.
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Well, this is wet. We don't get this
dripping everywhere.
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Oh, okay. Did you want to help me take
this off?
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Let me help you with that. Oh, thank
you. Get you out of these wet clothes.
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Your husband's going to wonder what is
going on. Thank God.
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Coming home all wet.
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I mean.
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Where were we?
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With the balls out.
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Thank you.
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um um
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um um
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I can't.
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Woof woof
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You should jump the fence more often.
Maybe I will.
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Fuck.
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Fuck,
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yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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This fucking clock is stretching me out
so good.
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Yeah.
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Give me that fucking cup.
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Give me that fucking cup.
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Oh.
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Mmm.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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be a stranger and invite me to your next
pool party you are definitely invited
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good you can hop that garden fence
anytime amazing i'll be hopping it
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