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Who can turn the world on with her
smile?
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Who can take a nothing day and suddenly
make it all seem worthwhile?
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Well, it's you, girl, and you should
know it.
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With each glance and every little
movement you show it, love is all alone,
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need to waste it. You can never tell,
why don't you take it?
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You're gonna make it after all.
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You're gonna make it after all.
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This is McCluskey's.
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Wow, it really is an Irish bar, isn't
it?
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Do you think it's crowded now? You
should have seen it before McCluskey
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Hey, Lou.
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Hey, Philly.
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A little hand wrestling or a drink?
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You're on.
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Oh, Philly.
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One of these days I'm going to take you.
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for my friend Philly. Thanks, Lou.
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And one for myself.
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Mary? Oh, I don't think so, Mr. Grant. I
don't arm wrestle.
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Anyway, we've got all that work to do
tonight.
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Oh, yeah.
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Philly, this is Mary Richards, my
associate producer.
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Hi. Philly is one of our more legendary
habituates.
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You only go around once in life, so you
might as well go around smashed.
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Until McCluskey's widow can find a buyer
for the place. Oh, yeah, that's right.
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I missed McCluskey's wake, didn't I?
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Well, we've been working late every
night. Yeah, I missed the wake, Lou.
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This is it.
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Where's McCluskey? In the back room.
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Mr. Grant, I didn't really know him.
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Well, if you don't get to know him now,
you never will.
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I'll go back after dinner.
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Let's sit down, Mary.
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What's a special night, Philly?
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I'm sorry to...
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There's always something to eat around
here.
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Thanks, Philly.
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Nice guy, Philly.
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And strong for a little guy.
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Huh? You mean that arm wrestling?
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He knows I can take him at that.
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It's a little thing we go through so I
can buy him a free drink.
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Isn't this a great place?
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I'd give anything to own a place like
this. It's a gold mine.
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Yeah. I wonder how much they want for.
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No, it's crazy.
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Why is it crazy?
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Oh, me owning a bar is ridiculous.
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I don't know. If you want something in
life, you ought to go out and try to get
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it. Well, it's like Philly.
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She's got another buyer, but she's
willing to sell the place to me for old
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time's sake if I call back by 10 o
'clock.
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What do you think?
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Oh, Mr. Grant, I think you should. And I
only need $10 ,000.
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And I almost have it right here.
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$6 ,000 in my savings account, $2 ,000
in Edie's savings account,
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and $500 in my grandchildren's piggy
bank.
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dollars, right? That's all.
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That's all.
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Mary, you wouldn't by any chance
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happen to. Oh, no.
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I mean, a thrifty girl like you, I bet
you have, oh, say, three, four thousand
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dollars.
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I decided to buy McCluskey's Bar.
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No kidding.
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Why?
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Because it's a gold mine. That's why.
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But I seem to have come up a little
short on the down payment. Sorry, Lou.
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already invested my money this year in
children's shoes.
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This is a once -in -a -lifetime deal. A
bar is a risky thing, Lou.
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Murray.
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Murray.
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I've known banks who have went...
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guys who wanted to open bars.
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bar he's buying.
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You know, I've always wanted a place of
my own.
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Ted Baxter's newsroom.
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It's one of my five ambitions in life.
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I don't want to know what the other four
are.
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All right, I'll tell you.
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Make a million dollars.
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Replace Walter Cronkite.
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Why is it you can never get a doctor
when you need one?
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Say, Lou, I'll go into that bar place
with you. No, thanks, Ted.
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Oh, come on, Lou. Ted, I'm talking about
buying a bar, not a raffle ticket.
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I need 1 ,500 bucks.
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Oh.
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Newsroom.
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Oh, just a moment, please. Mr. Grant,
it's Mrs.
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McCluskey.
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Tell her I'll call her right back.
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Can he call you right back?
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Thank you very much.
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All right, try Dr. Ames again.
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What's the total asking price, Lou?
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Eighty -five. Net income at the taxes?
Fifteen. Incumbrances of record? None.
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Interest per annum? Five and a half
percent. Will you take cash?
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Five hundred.
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One thousand.
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Fifteen hundred dollars.
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Don't you think we ought to sign
something first?
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All right.
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Let's step into my office.
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Just a minute.
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I'll go to my room and get my lucky pen.
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Why does he carry $500 bills around in
his wallet?
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You want to know why?
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Say, Ted, do you have the $3 you
borrowed from me at lunch last week?
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Oh, sure, Murr.
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You got change for a $500?
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See, there's this bar on Third Street,
and it's packed every night.
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And I figured out why, Lou.
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They've got the cutest bartenders you
ever saw.
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Ted, I am not hiring barmaids. Oh, no,
these aren't barmaids, Lou.
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These are good -looking guys.
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Thanks, Luke.
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thirsty looking at.
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Well, best of luck, Lou.
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Hey, that's pretty cute.
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Giving a bottle of scotch to the owner
of a bar.
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Anybody want a drink? Sure.
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Oh, boy, you sure have a great place
here, Mr. Grant.
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And we moved McCluskey out.
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Lou, we have a little conference.
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What is it, Ted? A little business that
we as partners should have.
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Be right back.
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All right, Ted, what do you want?
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Lou, I'm not paying for that champagne.
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arm wrestle for it.
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I was so glad to see her.
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It was just sad. I mean, nobody came in
for hours.
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Yeah. Lou's been dragging me in there
every night after work. I think I'm
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developing a...
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I'm worried about my mother.
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She's in jail, Lou.
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I've got to get an attorney to get her
out.
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask for
my $1 ,500 back, Lou.
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What's he in for, Ted?
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Oh, grand theft auto.
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No, Ted.
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All right, Lou.
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I'll tell you the truth.
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It wasn't grand theft.
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They can save me.
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But it'll mean an awful lot of money,
Lou.
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wild -looking hair, and very long
sideburns. They began here, went all the
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down his face, came out his cuffs.
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Who is it?
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Mary in there.
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Yes, she is.
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Mr. Grant?
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Yeah. What are you doing here?
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May I come in? Sure, Lo. My feeds are
always open.
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I'm glad I found you.
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I've been walking around thinking about
this bar thing, and I think I finally
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hit on something.
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Can we get out of here?
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bedroom and go into the living room.
This is it, Lou.
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This is it? Yes.
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Cute.
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Mr. Grant, why don't you sit down and
have a cup of coffee?
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You wouldn't have anything a little
stronger, huh?
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No. Oh, wait. I have some wine my mother
sent me.
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Manischewitz...
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Sacramento winos.
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Mary.
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Rhoda.
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It's so depressing at my bar.
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Mr. Grant, it is not.
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I finally realize what McCluskey's needs
to be successful.
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What? McCluskey. So why don't you get
him back?
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No, Rhoda. Mr. McCluskey is no longer
with us.
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And neither are his customers.
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They're at all the other saloons all
over town.
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And that's because they loved McCluskey.
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And they don't love me.
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Oh, sure they do. Yeah, of course they
love you, Lou.
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No, no, no.
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McCluskey had a gift for people.
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He knew how to tell them jokes.
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He knew how to get them to sing.
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He remembered the names of... Everyone
who came into that bar.
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You had to love him.
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And Mary, I'm not what you would call a
lovable person.
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Oh, Mr. Grant, yes, Rhoda, isn't he
lovable? Yeah, truly lovable.
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Thank you.
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The thing is, I never really cared about
being lovable till now.
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It was always enough that people were
afraid of me.
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Things are going to be entirely
different.
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Starting tomorrow, I'm going to be
incredibly lovable.
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How are you going to do that?
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Happy Halloween?
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Right.
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I'm going to see to it that this place
is exactly like it was when McCluskey
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owned it. I put up posters, sent out
flyers.
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I'm the owner. My name's Lou Grant.
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And yours?
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Al Bollinger.
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Al. Tim Kellack. Tim.
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Well, well, well, I'm certainly glad you
could make it. Al and Tim.
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Al and Tim.
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You gentlemen play darts?
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We just came in for a drink. Ah, ah.
Have a seat. Have a seat.
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Hey, Al and Tim. I heard a pretty funny
story today.
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Did you hear... Oh, excuse me, Al and
Tim. I'll finish this. story later. It's
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really funny. I think you'll like it.
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Come right in. Come right in. How are
you? How are you? I'd like to welcome
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here this evening. I'm the owner. My
name's Lou Grant. And yours?
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Rick Simmons.
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Rick, good to see you. Have a seat. Have
a seat. And yours, sir?
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Henry Thomas. Henry, Henry, pleased to
see you. And yours, young lady? Alice
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Howard. Alice, how are you?
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Betty Dodson. Betty, so nice to see you.
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Oh, well, well, I'm certainly glad you
all could make it. Alan, Tim?
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Tell that story now.
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Say it.
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I was just going to tell Al and Tim this
very funny story I heard today.
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Maybe you've heard it. Listen.
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This drunk walks up to the parking meter
and he puts a penny in it. And he looks
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at it and he says, Hey, look!
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I just weighed 12 minutes.
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As a matter of fact, you're just in time
for the sing -along. Sing -along?
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Yeah, you know, stand around the old
bar, hoist a few, sing the old songs.
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Come on now, it'll be fun.
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I'll start, then you two join in.
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Oh, sure.
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You got change for 500?
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