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Don't wake up, Daddy.
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Don't wake up, Daddy.
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Don't wake up, Daddy.
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Did we wake you?
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Was Michelle Pfeiffer just touching me?
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Uh -huh. Was Nipsey Russell sitting in a
barcalon just singing to my
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grandfather? Yes, he was.
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I thought I was dreaming.
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What time is it? It's tomorrow.
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Are you kidding me? Did I sleep the
whole night on the couch? Uh -huh. Oh,
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sweetie, I'm sorry. I must have got all
caught up in the editing here. That's
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okay. Actually, I slept like a log. Oh,
boy.
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You know what?
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Me too. This couch, I gotta say,
surprisingly embracing.
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Well, you should try the bed without
you.
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I'll have to do that. Seriously, it was
like being in a palace. You could roll
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all around, sleep diagonally, no big
lumpy guy there next to you. Not you.
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All right. Listen, here's what's gonna
happen. I'm gonna make us all an
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elaborate and wonderful breakfast. Some
eggs, bacon, and a lovely stack of
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toast. Yippee!
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I'm Peppy. All right, I'm Peppy, too,
but I'm not... Peppy and Peppy and
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bursting with love. What is that? It's
from The Odd Couple. Tony Randall sang
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it. All right, but there's no reason to,
you know, you can just keep... Because
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I am.
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What? Peppy and Peppy and bursting with
love.
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Hey,
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boss, here's those tennis balls you were
looking for.
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Why, Marvin, what happened to your nose?
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It always looks like that.
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It always has that much gauze on?
Really, Marvin, what do you do on a
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I mean, last week you come in with the
rib thing. The week before that, you're
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limping around.
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I bang my head against my knee.
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You what?
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I went out dancing, and I banged my head
against a disco ball.
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A disco ball?
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I looked into a toaster way too far.
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What do you do on weekends?
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I... I've been wrestling semi -pro.
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You what?
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Yeah, look.
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Wrestling semi -pro? Right there.
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Saturday night, Staten Island Armory.
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Grudge match.
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Leon Farkas versus Marvin Bluestone.
There you go.
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Leon Farkas? Your nose was damaged by a
man named Leon Farkas?
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Lucky blow, lucky blow.
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This is hard for me to picture. I never
really thought of you as like a wrestler
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-y type of guy.
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I'm 6 '2", 290.
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I don't know. I'm not saying you're not
tough. I just never thought of you as...
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Come on, go ahead. Slug me.
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I don't want to slug you. I'm just... I
never thought of... Go ahead.
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Both of you, slug me. Now you're talking
crazy. Come on!
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Let's go, fellas. I'm waiting.
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All right. You asked for it.
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Harder. Harder. Come on.
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Faster. Harder. Harder. Harder.
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Summer breeze makes me feel fine.
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Flowing through the jasmine.
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Man. In my mouth. Wow. You're just
solid.
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All over. Up and down. Solid as a rock.
Except this little area behind my ankle.
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That is quite weak.
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You're kidding me? Your Achilles heel is
actually your Achilles heel?
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Huh?
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Achilles. Achilles from Greek mythology?
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The warrior. He was a big warrior and
totally impervious to pain except for
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exact spot?
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Achilles? It hurts in your ankle? Oh,
yeah.
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Marvin is a wrestler. It's unbelievable.
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And my mom, man, she is so proud.
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Well, listen, what mom wouldn't be with
the leotards and the hair pulling and
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the health benefits?
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Now, Marvin, you know, you should not
overlook the money -making possibilities
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in the wrestling field. What are you
going to do to him? No, no, I'm just
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saying, but you know what? You've got to
do something about the name. You know,
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Marvin Bluestone does not sound like a
guy who crushes skulls. Sounds more like
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a guy who runs for president of a
synagogue.
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Well, what do you suggest?
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Yeah, I would say that maybe you go with
a persona.
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You know, Chief J.
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Strongboy had the headdress. You know,
Hulk Hogan is a freaking Hulk.
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Neil Masqueras has like a thousand
masks.
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All right.
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How about Marvelous Marvin Bluestone?
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Yeah, the Marvin Bluestone, I think, is
tripping you up.
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But you know what? How about Gorilla
Boy?
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Gorilla Boy.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Half man, half killer monkey. Killer
monkey, you say? That's right. That's
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right. We get you a nice big suit, a
mask. You know, you jump in a ring, you
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jump around, you bang on your chest.
Every time you pin a guy, you show him
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big red ass.
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Hey, is this polyester? Do you have any
idea? Marvin? You think you can make
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like a gorilla noise?
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I don't know.
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Give it a whirl.
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There you go.
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That's right.
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Yeah, a little more.
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Good, good, good.
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Robin,
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you really have a natural instinct
there. Really? Absolutely.
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You could scare the bejesus out of
people. I bet I will.
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You will, and you know why? If you need
a front man, you know, like a Don King
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to your Mike Tyson, you just give me a
call. Yeah, and if you need an
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give me a bus.
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You coming to bed?
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You know the secret of editing?
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No. All right, well, then I'm going to
be here a long time.
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Sorry. That's all right. I hope I don't
pass out on that couch again.
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Me too.
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Unless it would mean you'd finally be
done and then I would endure it for one
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more night.
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Really? Yeah.
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Okay, you know what? Maybe we should
plan on that. Okay. Yeah.
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Well, good night. Good night.
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Love you. Love you too.
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But in truth, tonight we reward
ourselves for work done previously.
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Oh, a mash marathon.
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And now, introducing, from parts
unknown, Gorilla Boy!
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And his handler, the man who discovered
him while on safari, and the only human
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being he will not harm, Dr.
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Ira Livingston!
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Bananas! Bananas! Bananas for you! Here
we go! Come on! Come on! Come on, come
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on, here we go. Hey,
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watch it. Come on, here we go.
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That big monkey is my son.
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All right, here we go. Now, this is it.
Remember, this guy is nothing.
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I feel really primal tonight, boss.
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Like a rabid dog.
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All right, here we go. Go in. You go get
him, gorilla boy. Yeah!
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What's with this guy? It's a persona,
you idiot.
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What?
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A
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persona!
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I love you, everyone!
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You can't talk. You're an ape. You'll
get old.
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Oh, my God. What was I thinking?
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I'm so glad your work is done.
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Oh, me too.
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It's so great to have you back.
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It's nice to be back. Nice to see you in
the crib.
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Not to mention a little girl in the
crib.
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Good night. Good night.
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You know, it's near the end of the last
season.
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The bigger one?
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Unmashed. The rerun cycle. We're in the
middle of the last season.
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You can't believe how good the last few
episodes were. Yeah, they were good. Oh,
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boy.
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Harry Morgan really, he took it to a
whole new level.
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And the clinger. She's killed me. This
is really, really funny. Really funny.
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Oh.
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God, I never called Lisa back.
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You want to call her right now?
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We could be on for a while. That's okay.
You know what?
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I'm going to watch the show.
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Really? Yeah, sure.
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And if I happen to fall asleep on the
couch again... Then you do. Yeah, so
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I'll just see you tomorrow? Okay.
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All right.
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Guess who I saw today.
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Hint, someone we hate.
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Angela Spino, all blotchy and out of
shape.
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Okay, three...
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husbands, and three kids.
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Yeah, I was like, hi, Angelo. She was
like, hi.
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Mesh.
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No, stay in the living room.
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Laurie, this is the one where Hawkeye
kisses Hot Lips. Oh.
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Sorry, Gilboa.
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Is it freakish what we're doing? No,
it's really not. We're two consenting
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adults and we're gladly agreeing to
sleep separately because that's what we
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to do right now. There's nothing wrong
with enjoying the alone time. I just
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enjoy it so much. I can be myself when
I'm alone. I mean, I can be myself when
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I'm with you, but I'm a better person
when I'm with you. When I'm by myself, I
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can be the person I don't really like so
much and I really like that.
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Listen, you don't got to tell me. Last
night, I ate a microwave burrito off my
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own stomach.
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Hey, guys.
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Why is this? Allow me to introduce
myself, Dr. Ira Livingston, the man who
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discovered Gorilla Boy.
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Wow. I tell you, this act is working out
big.
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Already I got Marvin booked against
better wrestlers in better halls. I'm
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cleaning up on the side bets. Are you
taking advantage of Marvin?
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James, Marvin's made as much in the last
three days as I've paid him in the last
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six months. Oh, so just up till now
you've been taking advantage of him.
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no, but that's... Hey, you know what?
I'd really love for you guys to show up
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tonight. I mean, it's his first
appearance as the main event.
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Ooh, who's he fighting?
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You're not going to believe it. Uh -oh.
Check this out.
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Macho man Randy Savage.
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Boy, that sounds dangerous. Even for a
gorilla boy, that sounds bad. Can you
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come? Sure.
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Fantastic. I'll see you there tonight.
How beautiful.
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We'll be there.
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Hey, hey, what's with the sheets?
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You guys got a house guest?
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Oh, uh, no.
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No?
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Uh, can I say? Sure.
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We're just, uh, I'm sleeping on the
couch for now. Oh, guys, I'm so sorry.
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no, no.
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No, what you think, it's just we're
taking a little break, that's all. Oh,
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God. No, there's no break. I understand.
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No, I don't think you do. You don't
understand.
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It's not what you think it is. I think
I'm going to cry.
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I've got to get more bananas.
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What did we miss? Well, Bruno, six of
them alone, put Jebediah, the Amish
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Hellcat Bodine, into a sleeper hold,
apparently.
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cutting off his blood supply with his
sixth finger. Yes, we don't know much,
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we don't think the Amish Hellcat will
recover.
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I see what you mean.
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At least his family is watching it on
TV.
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Because the Amish, there's no electric,
they can't... Forgive me, Paul, Jimmy,
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do you know Marvin's mother, Cassie
Bluestone? Oh, my goodness!
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what you guys are going through.
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No, no, no.
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There's nothing going on. You don't have
to pretend with me. Just do me one
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thing. Read this book.
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Learning to love your spouse.
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It almost saved my first marriage. Did
you have to bring a copy of Mind Your
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Business? Better to take it out on me
than on each other.
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You're a winner!
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man is a macho macho man i want to be a
macho man listen kids i was very
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sorry to hear what's going on between
you two and i want you to know we'll do
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everything we can to help you patch it
up oh lordy it's not a big deal oh i
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i know it's very classy it's like your
european royalty you each have your own
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room we just have one piece of advice
visit her visit her in her room go to
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Okay, thank you, Dad.
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And his opponent, now coming to the ring
from darkest Canada, half man, half
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monkey, he's been called the Missing
Link, the eighth wonder of the world,
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King John, here he is.
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on the show of your life. Are you ready?
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Well, my tail's kind of riding up. I
don't know. I'm okay.
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You know, I think I can take him.
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What are you talking about? You think
you can take him? You're scheduled to
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lose. Lose?
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I can't lose. My mom's here.
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Marvin, you have got to lose.
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I put serious money on the fact that you
were going to lose. I told the league
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that you were going to lose. I'm sorry,
boss. I can't lose.
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What about the aping? Don't stop aping.
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I can't lose.
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I'm not going to throw this fight. Have
you lost your mind? You will never
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wrestle again.
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Never wrestle again?
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Okay, I'll let him win. Oh, not a
gorilla boy.
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But your man is a wuss. A big wussy.
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You're quite a big fan, huh, Mrs.
Bluestone? Oh, yes, yes.
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You know, you two are such a handsome
couple. Oh, that's sweet. It's a shame
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you're having such trouble.
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Oh.
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I'm okay. I'm okay.
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Not okay!
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Oh, my neck. Come on, my neck!
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Make it in. Make it in. Make it in.
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My kidney!
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My kidney!
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My kidney again!
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Oh, my God.
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Can't you just let me lay down?
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Oh!
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Are you sure this is such a good idea?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're doing
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great, Gorilla Boy. Here.
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Banana.
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Oh, banana!
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Ow. Ow.
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Uh -oh. Control Man Randy Savage!
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You're doing a fine job, by the way.
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh, no!
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Oh, not up. Not up.
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Don't want to be up here.
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Why didn't I go to law school?
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Oh, this can't be good. What is it? Here
comes the Macho Man Flying Elbow Drop!
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That would be the Macho Man Flying Elbow
Drop. Thank you.
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Uh -oh.
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Boss!
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Help!
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in front of my mom.
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And again.
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Look at me. I'm pounding.
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you off with my famous leg twists leave
me alone boss
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man this monkey is dynamite his achilles
heel is his achilles heel pal it's not
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the time for riddles okay just bite him
on the back of the foot really yes is he
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basically a clean guy
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Sorry, Mrs. Gloucester.
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Mrs. Gloucester?
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Hey,
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you know what?
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Do you want to stay over tonight?
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We're sleeping here with you?
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Why not?
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Oh, they got to you, didn't they?
297
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:17,820
No. Yes, they did. The nagging Buckmans.
Look what they did. They broke your
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spirit. Maybe they... a point in a
backwards sort of way. Why? No, what,
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what, why?
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Maybe it's a slippery slope, you know?
Maybe the first step on the road to ruin
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is two or three nights apart. Maybe we
need to be more careful.
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Maybe even if we're tempted to sleep
apart, there's a greater, godlier reason
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sleep together.
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I want to watch MASH.
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00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:41,920
No, I want to read about Gwyneth. All
right, so good, so good.
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My name is Gwyneth, and I'm this big
round.
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Please stay tuned.
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Mash will be right back.
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This could have been my night, Ira.
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I could have taken Macho Man apart.
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You see what happens?
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He wins, and I get a one -way ticket to
Palookaville.
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Come on, Marvin. It worked out great.
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You're my manager, Ira. You should have
done that to me.
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You should have looked out for me a
little bit instead of telling the guy
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exactly where to bite me.
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You saw a lot of money tonight, kid.
You're going to see a lot more very
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I understand.
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I could have had class.
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I could have been a contender instead of
the first wrestler ever defended by his
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mother, which is what I am. Let's face
it.
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Marvin, what are you, a psycho?
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You're in good with the wrestling
league. They're hyping you to go against
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champ in like two months.
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Really? Yes.
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We're in very, very good shape, my
friend. It's what I'm trying to tell
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Oh.
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Your attention, please.
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Tune in tomorrow night at 11 .30, MASH
fans, as the Korean War begins all over
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again with Episode 1, The Pilot.
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That is all.
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I went to Juilliard, you know.
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Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, Constantine
Stanislawski, all those guys.
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I can't tell you how many movies I've
done. 10, 15, 20. I lost count. Really?
335
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,480
Did you know that my brother's in
Chicago?
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I mean, not the city, the rock group.
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So if you ever want to go to the
concerts, you know, get your front row
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Dr.
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Winchester, can I see you for a minute?
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You sure? Yeah, let's go. Nice talking
to you.
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