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Again?
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Can stop my heart as much as you.
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Let's take each other's hand as we jump
into the final frontier.
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I'm mad about you, baby.
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Oh,
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you perfectly little round pancake.
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Just a second!
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May I not eat a pancake in peace? Okay!
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What's the use?
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Thank you very much for your patience.
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That's awfully nice of you.
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What?
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What? What are you? What's the matter?
Are you depressed?
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No, I'm not depressed.
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You're wearing a robe.
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So? But depressed people wear robes.
There are people who just want to eat
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pancakes. Pancakes? Hey, get away from
the pancakes. I'm very much looking
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forward to the first bite.
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That's good.
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Yeah, I'm sure. No, no, no, no. Taste.
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No, it's ruined now. Why?
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The first bite.
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Pancakes are all about the first bite.
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Taste.
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Huh?
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Huh?
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It's all right.
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Come on, Paulie, cheer up. Here, how
about this?
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I will buy you an IHOP.
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And what is this?
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Symtech Corporation, you don't remember?
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You don't recognize his name?
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Symtech? Yeah. Symtech?
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Wasn't that the tailor and fiddler on
the roof?
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Your virtual reality investment, you
remember?
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Are you kidding me?
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No, you have been paid back, pal, and
then some. Oh, I would say so. Hey, this
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is nice going.
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This is beautiful.
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Isn't it? This is going right into the
bank.
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Oh, that's good.
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That's prudent.
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That's wise.
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How would you like to make ten times
that in the next five years? You know,
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had the time, I would, but I don't.
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All right, forget about it. It's not
like I was not spot on right the first
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time, correct?
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But never mind. You know what? You keep
your money, and when this other thing
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turns huge, I will be retired for the
rest of my life, and you, my friend,
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be in your robe trying to explain to
Mabel why she cannot go to camp. Fine.
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I... Ooh, pancakes. Who made those?
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The pancake fairy.
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That guy from the Food Channel?
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I made pancakes.
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Oh, man.
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What? What is with you people?
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What? He thinks we're depressed because
we wear robes. Are we depressed?
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No.
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We're not thrilled, but we're not
depressed.
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So, Ira, how's Melissa?
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Oh, man, she is so good. Melissa? I know
not of Melissa.
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New girlfriend.
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Really cute, really smart, really fun,
really likes me. Yeah? So what's the
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catch?
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None? No, there's always a catch.
Listen, every woman on the earth, no
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how great, there's always a catch.
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What was my catch?
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You had none.
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So, James, what do you think of this?
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SimTech Corporation.
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Our virtual reality investment?
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Yes, ma 'am.
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Mine like a steel trap.
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This is ours?
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Yes. Ira, oh, my God, you are a very
savvy young man.
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Thank you. So what do you think we
should do? Take the money and run or
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over? Roll it over. Listen to her. Roll
it over. What do you think?
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What did he ask? What is he, Charles
Schwab?
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One time, five years ago, he lucked out.
He doesn't know. James, thank you for
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your confidence in me. You've earned it.
This money should go right under our
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pillow. Yeah, what's the pillow paying
these days? About seven and a half
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percent?
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Okay, James, check out the latest.
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The SimTech Life Predictor. Uh -huh.
See, what this is, is a very powerful
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computer that predicts the future.
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Okay. Right under the pillow this is
going. No, no, no. It's all based on
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mathematical probability. You just plug
in the pertinent information, and it
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shows you your future within a very
small margin of error.
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My God, man. This thing could change the
world.
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I know. No more famine, because we'll
see it coming. No more pestilence,
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whatever that is.
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People will be saved from oppression.
Plus, I will know Chick's phone numbers
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before I even ask him.
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I want to go see this thing. No,
sweetie.
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No, we have a child. We have a
responsibility. If we fall into some
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don't just spend it. You put it away.
That's the whole... You see this look
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you're giving me now? Yeah.
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That is your catch.
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Okay, guys. I would like you to meet
Zach Grunfest.
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Hello, Zach.
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Nice to meet you. Pleasure to meet you
both.
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Zach is the inventor of the life
predictor. Wow.
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Look at this. When I was your age, I was
still playing with my Magna Doodle.
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Hey, hey, hey, don't talk like that to a
minor.
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Mr. Buckman, the computer world is
replete with boy geniuses. I'm just the
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in the crowd.
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Replete means... A lot of them. A lot of
them.
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So, Zach, you must be very proud of all
this.
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Well, it's my life's work.
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Zach, just between us, and this goes no
farther.
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This doesn't really work, does it?
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Well, I invite you to judge for
yourselves.
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All right.
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What do we do?
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Well, first you have to answer the
computer questionnaire.
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Okay. Then let the wall cameras take a
set of photos of you.
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All right. And then all you've got to do
is ask the computer a question and wait
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to see if its prediction will come true.
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Have fun, you two. Yes, enjoy
yourselves. See you later.
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Thank you.
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All right, here we go.
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Height, I'm going to say six foot four.
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Weight, 150.
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It's not going to work if you don't tell
it the truth. I'm telling the truth.
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16 inches.
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Collar size.
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Fears and affinities.
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Sexual preferences.
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Great Expectations. You never even read
Great Expectations. I started it, and I
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thought it was very well written.
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Guess that's it for the photos.
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All right. Well, now what happens?
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Something's happening.
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Roll hands to the Fiesta deck.
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Hi,
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how you doing? Wow, she's hot.
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I'm Paul and Jamie Buckman of number 5
East 12th Street.
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Hello.
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I'm Simulated Jamie and this is
Simulated Paul.
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Yes, how do you do? I'm Paul Buchman.
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I beg you not to lie on the
questionnaire.
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My darling, you're a vision in grey on
grey. May I escort you to the Trocadero?
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Oh, here's the redo button.
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If I wanted to marry Cary Grant, I would
have married Cary Grant.
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Hello. There we are. Paul, Jamie, what
would you like to know about your
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You ask, we answer, everyone goes home
happy. Tweety, they know the drill. All
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right, sir.
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We don't sound anything like that.
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What should we ask them? Will the Harlem
Globetrotters ever lose?
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Paul!
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Just, anytime you're ready, just type
away.
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Simulated, Paul.
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Oh, this thing's good.
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Okay, if we go to lunch at Ritz, what
will happen?
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Oh! Shocking man! Shocking man! Oh,
where's the poster? Okay, we're gonna
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it on the internet and show you how to
do this.
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Oh, my God.
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Breadstick. Oh, you're welcome.
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I'm happy to help. Here.
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Well?
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Okay. Okay, first of all, I would never
be as lame as that in an emergency
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situation. Okay, then you won't mind
going to lunch and finding out. I would
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terrific. And, you know, in seventh
grade health class, Mrs. Mendel, I saved
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resuscitation Annie, like, I don't know,
three times a week. In fact, it was...
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For the future.
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See, honey?
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Same booth.
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Honey, there's only two booths.
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And by the way, your life predictor's
prediction for this next booth didn't
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exactly come true.
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Just give it time.
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My cousin, the most skeptical man on
Earth. I think a certain amount of
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skepticism is called for. Thank you.
Melissa did the computer profile last
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Yeah, I'm still not sure that I believe
in it. Well, thank you, Melissa, for
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your good common sense.
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And may I say, everything Ira said about
you is true.
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What'd you tell him?
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I raved a little bit.
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Hey, hey, Chippy.
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What do we have here?
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Wow.
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Uh -oh, these kid breadsticks.
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What did I tell you, huh? Does a guy
have to actually asphyxiate for you to
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believe?
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Excuse me, sir.
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Yes?
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You okay?
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Yeah? Sorry.
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So, Melissa, what do you do?
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Oh, well, I teach at a school for
underprivileged children.
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It's incredibly rewarding.
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Wow. And when you're not working? I read
a lot. I work out religiously.
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And I'm a pretty big sports fan.
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Unbelievable. Ask her anything.
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Baseball, football.
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All right, Joe Namath's backup on the
1970 Jets would be... Al Whittle.
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You're right, there's a woman without a
catch.
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Well, not exactly. No, no, you are.
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No, no, I'm really not.
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Hey, what do you mean?
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Ira, there's something that I've been
meaning to tell you. It's been on my
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and I just don't feel right going
another second without telling you.
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It's okay.
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Believe me, whatever you have to tell
me, I'm sure we can work through it.
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Ira, I've decided that I'm going to
become a man.
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I'm going to have an operation and
become a man, and you will be my next
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relationship as a woman.
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Yes, it is.
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Oh, thanks.
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Breadstick. Oh, you're welcome. Oh,
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I was in a lot of trouble there.
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You're okay now? Yes, I'm okay.
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My name is Jim Weaver. Hi, Jamie
Buckman. Wait a minute, Jim Weaver, the
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agent? Yes.
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Wow, it's a great pleasure. You know who
this guy represents?
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Evander Holyfield, Shaquille O 'Neal,
Brett Favre, right?
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It's my pleasure. You know, I never get
recognized.
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She's a big sports fan.
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Allow me a small gesture of gratitude.
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We're having a party tonight at the St.
Regis for Mark McGuire.
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You are not.
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Yeah.
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Mark McGuire. Uh -huh. Look, it's going
to be a lot of fun, so why don't you
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come by, okay? You have a drink, you
meet Mark.
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You keep me away from the breadsticks? I
think we should.
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That's very nice of you. Thank you.
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So, how do you feel about the life
predictor now?
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Take it away, Zach.
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Our money is your money. You are a
genius.
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Thank you. And may I say, this is money
well spent.
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Okay, what will Melissa be doing two
months from now?
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That's just what you want, a woman who
can read a defense.
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I cannot take this personally.
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James, you know, you think as you get
older, you can see stuff coming. You
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what, Splinky? I think this party is
going to cheer you up. You think I
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bring Melissa?
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You know, listen, no matter how good a
time you show her, you may not be able
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change her mind.
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Listen, I'm as romantic as the next guy,
but I got to tell you, once she becomes
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a quarterback, the sex is going to
change.
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Thank you. I know that.
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I'm not trying to change her mind. I
just want to give her a good send -off
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woman, you know?
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I mean, I feel a responsibility to make
sure that she has a positive last female
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experience. Yeah, oh, no, right. Because
you don't want her talking trash about
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you in the locker room.
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You're a very honorable man.
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Thank you.
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Because, you know, this is new turf for
me. I know.
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Tomorrow she and I are going shopping.
We're looking at Adam's apples.
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Okay.
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If we all go to the Mark McGuire party,
what will happen?
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Wow.
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Gee.
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Must have been a very good party.
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I just... I find it difficult to believe
that you were going to end up in bed
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with Mark McGuire.
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You're jealous.
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Sweetie, no, I'm not jealous. I'm
just... I'm just worried about our
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Uh -huh.
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We have to get you into bed with Mark
McGuire to make sure that the machine
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works. Well, I suppose if I must get
into bed with Big Mac.
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I just think that would be best for both
of us. Just don't do that goofy thing
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you do when we meet celebrities.
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What goofy thing? I don't know. You get
weird. Remember when we met Monty Hall?
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I was fine when we met Monty Hall. Just
don't be goofy.
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Okay, how about this? You get an
operation also and become a woman and
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can still go out.
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Melissa, I love you, but I don't think
so.
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Okay. I could maybe wear a little eye
shadow, but that's about it.
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Hey, Mark. Come here.
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Party looks great.
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Absolutely. Hey, I have your itinerary
and your room key. I got a key at the
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front desk. Oh, okay. Hey, Jim. Oh, hi,
Jamie.
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Jamie, Paul Buckman, say hello to Mark
McGuire. Jamie saved my life in the
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restaurant today. Nice to meet you.
Pleasure to meet you. It is, isn't it?
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it really a pleasure?
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What do you mean?
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Isn't my wife lovely?
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Yes, she is. Yeah, and you haven't seen
half of it. Look what's going on.
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Listen,
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it was really nice meeting both of you.
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Will you excuse me, please? Yes.
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Nice going.
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He's trying to facilitate a little thing
here. Yeah, Monty Hall.
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Hey. Hey.
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Where's Melissa?
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The ladies' room.
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Maybe for the last time.
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Listen, I'm getting a little worried
here. We might have a problem. I'm
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heck of a time getting my wife into bed
with Mark McGuire.
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Hang on a minute.
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Oh, God.
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Hey, Mark. Mark McGuire. Ira Buckman.
How you doing? Fine. How are you? I'm
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good. Listen, I am the cousin of the guy
who was married to the woman who saved
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your agent's life.
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Oh, good to meet you. Yeah, you too.
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So, uh, must be something being a home
run champ, huh?
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It's a lot of fun.
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Yeah. Must have chicks like throwing
themselves at you.
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No, not really. No?
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Not that I would know anything about
that. I mean, I have actually an
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increasingly checkered history with
women myself.
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My latest, this woman who I'm really
nuts about, turns out she wants to be a
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man.
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Yeah, anyway.
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What I wanted to say was, if I were you,
I would seriously consider making a
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play for my cousin's wife.
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What's the deal with everyone and that
woman?
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I don't know. I'm starting to wish I'd
choke to death.
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No, what I'm saying is, we would all,
all of us, be very happy if you and she
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were to wind up in bed together.
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Thanks, but I don't think so.
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You sure?
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It was very nice for Mark to have met
you, Ira.
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Opportunity's knocking, my friend. Okay,
Ira.
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I should have stopped when I was at 57.
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Gotta go.
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That's so good.
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All right, excuse me. Where you going?
Just watch closely.
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Hi, Mark. Remember me?
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You know, I couldn't help noticing your
forearm is the same thickness as my
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thigh.
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Will you pardon me?
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Ooh, that had to hurt, I bet, huh?
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Thinks he's so big. Yeah.
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This is bad. This is very, very bad. All
right, I think we've just got to face
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the facts. We are going to lose all that
money.
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And also, I think it's going to be a
long time before we're invited to Mark
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McGuire's house.
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So depressing.
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Should we just go?
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Yes. Yes, I'm going to go track down
Melissa.
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All right, I'm going to drown my sorrows
a little first. You want something?
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Yeah, sure.
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Two vodka shots, please.
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And make him hurt.
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Two vodka shots.
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All right, sweetie, a little toast to
the unnecessary loss of a small fortune,
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and may that never happen again. Here,
here.
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That's good.
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Very good.
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Got any more of that fire water there,
Chester?
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Two more vodka shots.
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that this machine could just predict the
future. You're a dummy. You're a dummy.
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You're a dummy. You're a big dummy.
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You're a dummy. You're a big, big, big
dummy. I know you are, but what am I?
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Hello,
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this is Tom Brokaw.
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In Libya today.
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Libya. No, no, no.
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Libya. Oh, that's so sexy the way he
says it.
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Libya. Libya.
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What happened? Paul and Jamie, I think
you two have had enough, don't you?
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Okay. Okay. In Libya.
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All right, here's what I want you to do.
I want you to go upstairs to my room at
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613, okay?
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And lay down for a little while. Okay.
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Okay. Okay. See you later. See you
later.
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I'm alive.
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Ah! Sir! Ah!
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Hey, didn't Hector say 613?
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Hector?
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Whatever. You know what? I'm going to
have a visit to the little drunk bad
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investor's room.
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It's okay.
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Every happiness to you both.
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And, Mark, remember, sometimes it's
just, it's going to be easier just to
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her have her way.
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Gotcha. And you remember, they're going
to be throwing you junk all year long,
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so just wait for your pitch.
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Okay, buddy?
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I'll just wait for my pitch then, you
see.
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00:20:41,260 --> 00:20:42,940
Okay, bye -bye -bye -bye. Bye -bye. See
ya.
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