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Just keep the old one. I think that's
better.
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And I will do. And tell me who can start
my heart as much as you.
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Tell me all your secrets.
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I'll tell you most of mine.
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They say nobody's perfect.
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Well, that's really true this time.
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Cause I don't have the answers.
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I don't have a plan.
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All I have is you. So baby, help me
understand. What we do.
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And you can whisper in my ear. Where we
go.
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Who knows what happens after here.
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Let's take each other's hand and jump
into the final frontier.
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Final frontier.
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I've
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never
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felt better in my life.
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I'm so energetic. I'm full of pep and
vim. I'm focused. I'm alive.
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I'm alert.
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I am lord of the galaxy.
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Hey.
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Oh, my wife is here. I gotta go.
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Are you home for lunch?
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Sadly, no. Home for the truck file,
which I forgot. I was so exhausted this
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morning that I left without it in the
presentation for this afternoon.
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We still own the child, right?
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Yes, we do. She's out with Ira and Lisa.
Oh, good.
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Yeah, they do this thing where Lisa
pretends she's the mom. It's...
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You know, it's cute, but it's really
incredibly sad.
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Well, there's nothing wrong with my
sister having a little fun, spending
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Hello.
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You look nice.
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Thank you.
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Here's a thought for you, just off the
top of my head. How would you like to
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stay home for lunch?
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I'm not hungry.
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When I say lunch, I don't really mean
lunch. I mean... lunch.
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Oh. A little quickie, huh? A little
afternoon delight.
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A nooner.
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A nooner?
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Is that an expression you use?
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A fast one. A leaner.
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Oh. A mulligan.
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What? What do you do all day? Oh, all
right. You know, it's a good point.
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One hour martinizing.
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Good. All right. All right. Okay.
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What do you have here? What is it?
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Hey, sweetie, either you have a very
long wait at the bakery. I signed up for
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10K charity run.
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Really? Well, good for you. What charity
did you pay? Mother Teresa's Magic
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Children. Good for you.
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You know what?
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I'm going to sign up, too.
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Yeah, we'll run together, you and me.
We'll run. It'll be fun.
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Sweetie, not everybody has to run
physically. You can run in spirit.
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What do you mean?
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Sweetie, it's a 10K, 10 whole K.
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Right. You're saying you don't think I
can run 10K? In a row.
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That's very nice. My wife, who's
supposed to be, like, my biggest
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don't think that I have the energy to
run a measly...
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Ten little K. Do you even know how much
a K is?
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Yes, a K is one -tenth of a 10K. Uh
-huh.
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The point is, if you can do it, you're
pretty sure I can do it. Okay.
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You know what I think? I think you are
afraid, my little friend. Afraid of?
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Eating my dust.
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I see. Uh -huh.
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But you know what? Under the
circumstances, I'm going to let it go.
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kind of person I am, and I'm going to
offer you a lunch wiggle.
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Oh! Come on, come on. All of us will
mumble.
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Sweetie. I'm tired.
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I'm late. I can't find my file. Yeah,
okay. Big 10K person doesn't have the
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strength for a little fiddle faddle.
Honey. I understand. You're a mom.
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working. Who has the energy for a
Chattanooga choo -choo? It's all right.
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Really?
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No kidding around? Uh -huh. So we have
time for a flopsy? Yep. Yeah, we'll be
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behind. Humphrey.
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One more. I'm going back to the office.
Last one, I swear.
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losing all that weight after Mabel was
born. Please, don't do this. The last
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pounds were really bad. You understand,
you are not her mother. And the
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lactating and the... Thank God, you're
just her aunt.
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Hey, I'd be an amazing mother. Oh, yeah?
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Yeah.
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In fact, I think I want a baby of my own
right now.
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Okay, Liz, just a couple of things to
consider, all right?
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Like what?
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Like you're nuts.
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Yeah. Yeah, and, like, what are you
going to do about a husband?
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I'll adopt.
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Hey, don't even joke about something
like that.
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I have a need to mother.
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Well, maybe you should not start at the
top, you know, like with a baby human.
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Maybe you should start with, like, a
cactus, you know, or a banana.
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I can mutter more than a banana.
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How about a monkey?
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No, no. A monkey's too evolved.
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A turtle.
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Get yourself a turtle.
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Oh, no, no. It has to have fur.
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You can't be a mother unless the thing
you're mothering has fur. A gerbil.
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A cow.
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Iguana. A horsey. Parrot. Cat.
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Hey, that sounds pretty good. Good.
Adopt a cat.
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Yeah, I will.
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What a cute baby.
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Oh. Thank you.
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You know, I was in labor for over 70
hours. Here we go.
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Got to love those nooners.
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Let's hear it for a nooner. Is it noon?
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Let's have a nooner. I'm hungry. Are you
hungry?
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Let's eat. Make me lunch.
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Sleeping. You promised you weren't going
to make me lunch. Aren't you hungry?
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Aren't you?
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Aren't you?
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I'm trying to sleep. Okay, correct me if
I'm wrong, but that was right up there
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with the best ever. Honey, just... No
talking. Just sleeping.
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And yet, ironically, incredibly,
happily, wonderfully, among the very
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best. I'll give you $20 to be quiet. I
feel so energized.
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$30. So filled with voltage. I love
this. This energy. These volts.
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I sing the body electric.
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It's chi.
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Huh?
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It's chi.
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Chinese for life energy.
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You have taken all my chi.
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I'm totally empty. Even the extra tank.
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which is why now, according to Chinese
legend, I must sleep for a thousand
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years.
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Let me tell you something, buddy. That
is some primo chi you got there, because
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I am late, officially late. You know
what? I don't need that file for my
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presentation. I'll do it off the top, on
the spot, right off the top of my head.
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You're not making me lunch, are you?
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Can't even talk. Gotta go. Okay.
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Let's grab a Cobb salad.
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I just fell asleep again.
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How about this one? Looks just like
Annette Bening. Yeah, that's just what I
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need. A cat that's better looking than
me.
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Hey, look at that one.
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What? Oh,
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that's a kangaroo.
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It'll probably kill a rabbit.
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Wow, look at his coat. I wonder what
kind of cat it is.
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That'll be the very rare homicidal
jumping cat.
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He's feisty.
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Excuse me.
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I'd like to adopt this cat, please.
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That one?
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You have a problem with that?
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Are you sure about this? This cat looks
like it just got out of Bellevue.
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I'm telling you, go with Annette.
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See,
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he needs me.
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Oh, yeah, scratch my back. That feels
good. What? It's fine.
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Buckman at the five and Murray in hot
pursuit.
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I say Murray in hot pursuit.
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Hiya. Hi. Did you forget something at
home two days in a row? Oh, boy, the
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is the first thing to go. That is just
so sad. But I want you to know, honey,
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don't worry. We're going to put you in a
nice home somewhere. Not one of those
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state -run facilities. I'm talking like
a lovely place in the country, you know,
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with finger paints and roses and a nice
little duck pond. Can we have a nooner?
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Can we have a nooner? It's noon.
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What do you think? Do you think you can
just march in here unannounced whenever
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you want and I'm supposed to hop to it
and service your every primitive need?
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Yes. Exactly.
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You know, after yesterday's nooner, I
got Donald Trump to fund a daycare
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The thing is, I have to somehow today
get him to pay for an environmentally
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friendly playground. I have no idea how
to do this.
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So it occurred to me, hey, I know, let's
have another Nooner, which will be
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barrels of fun in and of itself, not to
mention it may be able to, like, jog my
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thinking a little bit.
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I'm only doing this for the environment.
You're a giver.
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I signed up for the charity 10K.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Don't talk. Okay.
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I've never been used like this before in
my life, and I must say, me likey.
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Eleven, would you please?
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Oh, hey, Eleven, me too.
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Oh, yeah, Bethesda.
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You know what? I know that Eleven would
be lovely.
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I'm a new mother.
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Really?
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But translated into running, what we
just did is maybe an eighth of a K. And
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look at you.
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Don't look at me. I'm grotesque.
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Hey, Lee.
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Hey. Hey, hey. Did you learn to knock?
Please, I'm bottomless under an Afghan
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here. Can I leave this here for a couple
days?
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This? Did I say this was going to
happen? I knew it.
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No,
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it's okay. It's okay. It's just a little
putty cap.
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I got to go. I'll walk you out.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a
minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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a minute. Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
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just to warm up. Oh, honey, do you know
how few things there are that are less
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likely right now?
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Come on, Uncle Joe.
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What is that, Uncle Joe? Because you're
moving kind of slow.
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You're so funny and so clever.
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Honey, what do you think the odds are of
you running a 10K tomorrow if you can't
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leave the house today?
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All right. You want to see running?
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You want to see running? We'll see some
running. You will see me run like
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lightning. Oh, every day my feet a
little further away.
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Do you think that neuter was the best so
far? I could tell.
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You let out a sound, my friend, a wild
sound I'd never heard before. My sounds
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were within perfectly reasonable limits.
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Well, maybe you didn't hear yourself,
but it was like... That
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was the noise.
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Actually,
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that was the noise.
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Call someone.
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Like who?
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The SWAT team.
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Or the exorcist.
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They'll say the pound.
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Why would you call the pound?
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To take away the cat.
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You just returned the cat. That cat is
Lisa's baby. How would you feel if
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someone returned Mabel?
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If Mabel were leaping nine feet in the
air and biting the tails off of
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sheepdogs, I think I'd be open for
discussion.
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The book of a thousand cats?
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$1 .98. What do you care?
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You know what?
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You call the pound. I'm gonna get Murray
out of there. Be careful.
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I believe I will be careful.
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Shh.
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It has pronounced ears. And here's the
thing. It has, like, a bone -chilling
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cry.
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It's sort of a... No,
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it's higher than that. Like a... Really
incredibly bad cat.
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What do you mean it's not a regular cat?
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What is it, then? Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait. Here it is.
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It's a puma.
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It's a baby puma. There's a puma in the
kitchen?
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I say, it is your department.
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Please send us some half -crazed meat.
You're darn tootin' all over me.
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My goodness.
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Paul,
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walk out of here.
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Honey, he's got a real knack for this,
okay?
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Just back out, slow.
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Paul, I just... Do it!
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Yes, hello.
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A park ranger? Where am I supposed to
find a park ranger in Manhattan? Central
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Park?
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Oh, Central Park.
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Honey, they say we have to... Are you
good?
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Oh, yeah.
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Give me back my cat.
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It's too dangerous.
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Fine. Thank you.
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Would you just cut it out? And don't
call him dangerous. My baby is not
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dangerous, okay?
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Oh.
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Hi.
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It's in there.
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Must be exciting being a ranger, huh?
Well, it has its moments. Yeah, I bet
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can see far.
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Oh,
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isn't he a cutie?
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Yeah, he's adorable.
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It's a tranquilizer, just so I can get
him to the zoo.
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The zoo?
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Oh, come on. I know he's been in a lot
of trouble, and, well, you try and teach
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them right from wrong, but... It's a
cat.
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It's not your fault.
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Of course it's my fault. I'm his mother.
I'm responsible. It's nobody's fault.
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It's a cat.
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There's so much a mother can do. Every
child has its own nature. Our baby's a
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fussy eater.
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Your baby's a, you know, a puma.
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Honey, behind you. Quick. No, no, no,
no, no. Shoot me, shoot me. You want me
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to? No.
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Well, you know what? The guy's already
here.
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No. Hey, you know what? You're not a
mother, are you? No. So you don't know
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heartache, the worry?
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Shoot him, shoot him.
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What, 12 to 14 hours? Yeah. Yeah.
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Honey?
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Sweetie?
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Paul? Born free.
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As free as the wind blow.
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Honey?
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Huh? It's time for the 10K, sweetie.
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I can't.
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I know. I know.
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I can't. I don't. You go. You go.
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Have a nice time. I will.
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I was just wondering if maybe before I
do, you want to have a little flopsy?
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A McMullen?
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A Mulligan. Whatever it is. No.
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You'll give me that edge, that little
extra something. No, I don't have
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to give you. Oh, sweetie, I've been shot
in the ass with a tranquilizer.
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There. Ow.
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No, I've been bitten in the colon.
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I can't. If you don't care about Mother
Teresa's magic children... Don't do that
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to me, please. No, no, no, fine. If
you're willing to suck the magic out of
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their desperate little love... Oh, I'm
begging you. You know what? Most of
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children have never even had a day in
the sun. All right, let's go.
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Maybe half a Guggenheim, but then I
gotta lie down.
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Look, I can't work with you this way. I
asked you to meow, you leave.
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I ask you to leave, you hit. I ask you
to hiss, you swap.
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Uh, actually, we call that swiping.
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Shut up! I'm an adult!
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I just spent the last five days
directing a freaking cat!
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Sure, now.
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You call yourself a cat? You're not a
cat. Murray's a dog, and he's a better
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than you are.
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Murray walks in, hits his mark, looks up
and barks. He's not even looking at me.
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See, you shouldn't even be in SAG.
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Ruby Wax meets legendary Hollywood madam
Heidi Fleiss at 9 .30. And at 10 .40,
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we kick off our Lee Evans season live
from the West End. Up next, though,
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by for Frasier.
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