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um
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Tell me who can start my heart as much
as you.
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Tell me all your secrets and I'll tell
you most of mine. They say nobody's
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perfect. Well, that's really true this
time.
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I don't have the answers.
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I don't have a plan.
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All I have is you. So darling, help me
understand what we do.
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You can whisper in my ear where we go.
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Who knows what happens after here?
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Let's take each other's hand as we jump
into the final frontier.
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I'm mad about you, baby.
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Yeah.
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I'm mad about you.
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I'm off to the new health club, then
Chinese food, then bra shopping.
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Sweet and sour soup, please, and I'm a
36C.
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And Nancy will bring Mabel back around
four.
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Right. I like having a nanny. Is that
wrong?
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No.
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Coveting your neighbor's wife is wrong.
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Also, cockfighting. I've always thought
that was wrong.
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Splinky? How you doing? Is James home?
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Uh, she's in her bedroom. Good. Quick,
come here. Look. Uh -oh.
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Guess what's in here.
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A Chevy Impala.
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What? Well, it's obviously aspirin.
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No, it's not.
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Okay, well, don't say it like that. It's
an aspirin bottle.
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Paulie, you think I'd make a big deal
about aspirin? I had a wino. What is
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This, my friend, is Viagra.
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Really? Yes.
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Huh. Isn't it amazing, Paulie, a pill
that can do what that does?
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Uh -huh. I mean, in the old days, our
forebears, when they got into trouble,
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they did not have a pill. All they had
was their shame and the wrath of their
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womenfolk.
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Huh.
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Hey, sorry.
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What? No, I didn't know you were having
trouble.
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I'm not having any trouble.
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Hey, it happens, you know. You're not
exactly a kid anymore. Oh, Paulie, I am
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not having any trouble. I am as reliable
as the sunrise, even more so. I see. So
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what are you doing with that stuff? I
was curious.
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Uh -huh. I was. I was curious. I had
curiosity. I sought knowledge. So
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you get that stuff?
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I lied to my GP.
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You lied to Dr. Kaplan?
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Yeah. So?
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My God.
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Oh, come on, Paulie. Look me in the eye
and tell me you are not just a little
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bit curious.
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Why would I be curious if I'm not having
a problem?
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Because. You never know. Maybe this
stuff could make you run a little
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Jump a little higher. I run and jump
just fine, thank you. What do you mean,
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tummy dick? There's no room for
improvement?
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Did you get the be -all and end -all of
erections? Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Neighbors. You're a new father, okay?
You're exhausted all the time. Your life
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is chaos. A symphony of self -sacrifice
in which your body is a daily casualty.
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Now, surely that takes some sort of toll
on your sexual prowess.
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Put down the sandwich. Why?
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You always said you could come in here
whenever you want and just make yourself
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a sandwich. Give me that. Get out of
here. Just go. And take your Viagra with
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you, because nobody here is interested.
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Viagra? Can I see it?
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It's so pretty.
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Can we keep it? Of course you can.
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Do you need that? No, but aren't you a
little curious?
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No, am I the only one willing to leave a
wrecked enough alone? We have made it.
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Come on, let's see if it does anything.
Let's play.
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Really? Why not? It'll be fun.
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Yeah, but I did. Why? Why? There's no
protection.
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Okay. Okay,
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so listen. You take it about an hour
before you're going to have sex. And
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for four hours thereafter, you're a
wreck. Hey! Hey!
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Hey! Hey!
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Hey! Listen,
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you take the Viagra now. We'll make love
when I get back.
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Does that work out for you? It's
outstanding.
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Now, I've got to tell you, there may be
a few side effects.
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Here we go. Okay, what? Well, it could
give you a headache.
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All right. Yeah, and an upset stomach.
Okay. And it may give everything you see
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a bluish tinge.
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Now you're just making stuff up. A
bluish tinge?
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What the hell kind of side effect is
that? I'm just telling you. A bluish
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plus patients apparently think they're
Sergio Franchi. It'll be fun. Don't you
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think it'll be fun? I do. I think this
will be nothing but tremendous fun. A
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little fun wouldn't be the worst thing
in the world.
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Okay, yes. Hey, no question. Here we go.
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All right.
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Just gonna... Here we go.
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Oh,
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are you okay?
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Big pill.
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You want me to cut it up for you? No,
I'll be fine.
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You could grind it into a powder. No.
Roll it up in a piece of cheese.
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I'll be fine.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Here we go.
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Ready? Yeah.
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Hello, Ira.
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And so how much longer is this going to
take? My arms are spasming. Just wait.
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Oh, my God.
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Ooh.
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I have to report of myself that I notice
a certain
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fullness. What?
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Certain fullness happening. Don't make
me spell it out. Oh.
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You must love aircraft carriers. It
looks terrible so far to the left. Wait
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minute. Wait a minute. Tell me.
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Is your experiencing a fullness even
while listening to your mother's voice?
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Hello? Is anyone with me? Of course.
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This pill is something special.
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Do you know where the showers are?
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down the stairs.
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So get a clue.
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What makes you think you can speak to
strangers that way? Hey, mama, nice
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cookies. How long did it take you to
think of that one?
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Was it just going to be, hey, mama, at
the last minute you thought? Oh, I know.
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Nice cookies. You are throwbacks.
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You are mouth breathers, and the train
of evolution is leaving you all behind.
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What's that?
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It's the train of evolution now leaving
all aboard, but sorry, not the mouth
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breathers. Hey, mama, nice cookies.
You're pathetic.
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Excuse me.
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What? Excuse me.
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Hey, Mama.
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Nice cookies.
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I take so much of what I just said back.
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All of it. In fact, the cookies look
delicious. You have a lovely son, and
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go that way.
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Ma 'am, I'm sorry, but it's awfully
dangerous back there. You really can't
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in there, ma 'am. It's horribly unsafe.
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You mean I have to go all the way
around?
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I'm afraid so. I mean, if you got hurt,
we just couldn't live with ourselves.
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Oh, well, thank you.
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All the best.
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Stay well.
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Taxi!
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Hey, you want to share a cab?
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No.
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No?
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Staring at you like there's nobody else
on the road. Like they never saw a
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pretty girl in a towel before.
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With long blonde hair.
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Creamy white skin.
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A titillating scent of vanilla.
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Watch the road.
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Animals!
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You know what? All I really need to do
is get around the block.
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Gotcha. I'll take fifth.
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What? Well, 36 is one way against me.
And seventh is total gridlock right now
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because Tony Blair's in town.
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Tony Blair gets gridlock? I guess.
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Whatever. I'm going to take the West
Side Highway.
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Listen, do you understand? I need to get
right over there. The fastest way
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around the corner cannot possibly be a
seven -block detour.
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You want some chicken?
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No, thanks. I'm good. I had a cracker in
April.
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You're not from here, are you? I'm from
here. I promise you, fifth will move
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like the wind.
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Well, when you're right, you're right.
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Excuse me.
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You sure you want some chicken? Yeah,
next time.
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Phone, phone.
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What are you looking at?
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Phone, phone.
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Phone.
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Okay, never been happier, never been
happier, never been happier. Hey, horse
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poop.
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Bands of light behave when they enter
the water. Do they bend?
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Do they... Do they... Do they bend or...
Excuse me, may I use your phone?
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Bands of light, you see, when they enter
the water, perhaps they bend, perhaps
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they don't.
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Perhaps they simply... You know, I'm
just going to borrow this just for one
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second.
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Say, goodbye, bands of light.
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Goodbye, bands of light.
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That was a pleasant stroll.
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James!
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You only attract more attention to
yourself by walking that way. You try
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when you're pharmaceutically enhanced.
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When is James coming home? I don't know.
She should have been back already. My
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head really hurts now.
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Really? Yeah. Hey, maybe you're getting
the side effects. Does your stomach
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hurt? It's not my favorite stomach.
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Oh, man. What color is my hand?
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Blue? Actually, no. Oh, my God.
Everything here is blue. It is? Yeah.
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shirt? It's blue.
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Murray? Blue.
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Hey, this orange? Don't ask me
everything individually. I'm saying
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blue. No, no, I'm sorry. It's
fascinating.
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Did you get these side effects when you
took it? I didn't take it.
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What do you mean you didn't take it? Why
would I take it if I could get you to
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take it?
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Hello?
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Don't ask me to explain. Just understand
I am wrapped in a towel and I need you
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to bring me some clothes.
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Well, why would I need an explanation?
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In the front closet, there's dry
cleaning. Okay. In the front closet, dry
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cleaning. Yes, sir? You see the blue
dress?
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I see a whole bunch of them.
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Well, pick one.
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I will meet you at the Empire... The
what?
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Let's meet in the lobby on the 5th
Avenue entrance. Honey?
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Honey? You're breaking up.
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I don't know. Wait, wait, wait. You know
what's better? I will meet you...
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Honey? What happened? The phone went
dead. Where is she? I don't know. She
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I'm at the Empire and then it was
static.
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Empire... Empire...
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You know what's better? I'll meet you at
the 33rd Street entrance because
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there's only one.
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Ah, but it's a freight elevator.
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I know, I know. Here's what we'll do. We
will meet on the observation deck. Be
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hard to miss me, I'll be the girl in the
towel.
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Okay? Empire, Empire, Empire, Empire
Hotel.
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Nah. Hey, Empire Diner? No, no, it's
like Empire, but the Empire... But the
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Empire... I got it. Empire of the Sun.
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Okay, A, no.
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But I know exactly where it is now.
Where? Just as you go for Chinese food,
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could only be Empire Szechuan.
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No kidding? Absolutely. Blue dress, blue
dress, blue dress, blue dress.
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Here we go.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Your phone cut out.
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Unbelievable.
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They got a pill for your penis. He can't
finish a phone conversation.
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You are correct, sir.
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How are you feeling? Shame.
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I have to go.
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Excuse me, hi. I'm looking for a
woman...
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Yes, I'm sure. She said, Empire, I'm
pretty sure she said... Please, go
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I'm just, I'm trying to, with a towel.
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No, I will.
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Look,
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this is a family restaurant.
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Thank you for this pill, by the way.
Hey, how do you think I feel? I can't
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in there anymore.
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You know, if I could get physically
close enough to punch you, I would.
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Pauline, where are we going? I don't
know. I'm just running for my life at
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point.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a
minute. What?
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Jamie said... She was going bra
shopping. So?
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So, bra shopping.
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Put two and two together. She said, how
many places could they... Yes? Do you
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have a listing for Empire brassiere
shop?
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Or Empire bras?
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Or bras of the Empire? Anything like
that?
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That's not the Empire.
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Empire lingerie. Perfect. Where is that?
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Right near the house. Thank you very
much. Okay, don't ever doubt me.
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How are the side effects?
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Not so good. My head hurts. My stomach's
killing me. Yeah? Things look blue? A
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little bit, officer.
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Did you know that if you spit from this
height, by the time it reached the
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ground, it would be hail?
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What?
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Uh,
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hi. Excuse me. Has there by any chance
been a woman in the... Oh, sir. For
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sake. She's a mannequin.
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Don't shoot.
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Don't shoot.
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Not a gun. Not a gun. The money's in the
register.
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Not a gun. There's not a gun. How do I
explain...
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Sorry, forgive me, but why don't you
just go home and relieve yourself?
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Hey, that's not the kind of thing you'd
talk to a person about. And two, it
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ain't gonna happen anyway.
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Why not? Because this is, this is, you
know, you know like when the weatherman
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says, this is one of the ten great days
of the year? Yeah. Okay, well, picture a
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lovely day in June, okay?
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And I ain't wasting this one on a
picture of Steffi Graf. Yeah? Steffi
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Yes, thank you.
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The point is, vitality like this does
not grow on a tree, my friend.
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And if it did, you wouldn't want the
tree to prune itself.
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Oh, you're quite the poet, Paul.
Meanwhile, maybe my head could just
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would feel a little less painful than
this. Is your stomach still bad, too?
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Stomach? Yeah.
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How's the blueness? It's vivid, man.
It's really blue.
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Postmen are dressing really well now,
aren't they?
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Empire what? Empire something, right?
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Empire... You should be ashamed of
yourself.
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So what is it?
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Empire? What is it?
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Oh,
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my God!
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Oh, boy, I got to tell you. I'm sorry to
bother you.
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I'm... Yeah, I know. You're my biggest
fan.
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No, it's not that at all. My wife is a
big fan. Would you mind one autograph?
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No, my wife is a big fan. Would you mind
one autograph? I don't... Sorry to
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bother you.
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Please, sorry.
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Sorry to bother you. Big fan.
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You're happy? Now you're scaring famous
people.
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I thought he would have been nicer. You
know, what are you going to do?
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So what did she say? She said, Empire...
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Something. Empire what?
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Empire... Hey, don't look at me like
that. It's weird.
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Josh, I'm thinking of something.
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You can think without looking at my
fullness, please. Hey, hey, hey, I got
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What? The Empire State Building.
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Well, A, thank you. And two, yes!
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Excuse me, can I use your phone?
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Sweetie, I love you. Please, just for a
second when you're finished. It's an
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emergency. Honey, I promise you, nothing
in the world can ever come between us.
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I'm glad to see you. Yeah, clearly.
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What took you so long?
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It's a long story.
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Just come into the elevator with me
right now, please.
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Right now?
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Believe me, you're going to like me very
much. All right, sir.
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I'll just take the stairs.
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You may want to stand back. I know.
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That was one long elevator.
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Thank you.
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And we have two hours.
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baby comes home. Look at that.
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What do you want to do?
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Poop.
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And the new series continues, same time
tomorrow night. Miss it and you'll miss
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out, obviously.
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There's glamorous goings -on in Just
Shoot Me at 9 .30 after Medical Matters
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with Becca, next on Paramount Comedy.
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