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So this is it? This is it.
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Really?
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Honey, Mabel has to learn to go to sleep
on her own without us there rocking her
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and holding her and stuff.
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But already?
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Does she have to do it already?
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Well, we can wait till she's a teenager,
but it's going to be much tougher on
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our backs.
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Okay. All right. So what happens now?
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So now we wait and see if she falls
asleep. And if she does, then that's
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End of story.
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And if she doesn't?
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And if she doesn't, then we wait till
the end of the first interval.
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Okay. How?
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How long is the first interval?
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Five minutes.
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Okay, and then what?
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And then one of us can go in and comfort
her verbally.
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Okay.
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But we can pick her up, though, right?
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Verbally.
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Yeah, no, we comfort her verbally, but
we can pat her a little bit. Honey? No,
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okay, just verbally.
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Wait, just one of us? One of us.
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What if the other one is, like, hanging
way back? Okay, just one of us.
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Which one?
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Whichever we want.
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That's not really an answer. You know
what? You. There you go. You. There you
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go. And I'll go in after the second
interval.
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Wait a second.
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Wait a second. Is she still crying after
we go in? We've got to do a second
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interval? Yep.
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How long is that? Ten minutes.
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Is there a third interval? Fifteen
minutes.
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How many intervals do they give you? As
many as we need until she falls asleep
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or until morning comes, in which case we
get her dressed and start the day.
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Who's going to get us dressed?
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I think this is good for her. I really
do.
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Can't see how.
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In the long run.
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I don't see the long run.
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She needs to learn how to comfort
herself.
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Yeah, no, of course she does.
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Why? Why does she?
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Otherwise, what's she going to do when
she's...
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three and some brat steals her tricycle
or she's 15 and some guy says he likes
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her but is a friend i don't know or when
she's a 42 year old executive and she
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has some great idea and somebody else
steals all the credit what's she gonna
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then cry but when she's done crying jump
on daddy's tummy
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but you just like don't want to grasp
this do you did fran and mark do this no
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they ran in there every five seconds now
ryan's like 14 he's eating the
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furniture
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I just, I mean, to me, I think we should
be sending her the exact opposite
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message, which is that if something goes
wrong, she can come to us. I mean, to
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me, that's the purpose that parents
serve.
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Really? Yeah.
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Well, that and then, you know, later
we'll embarrass her in front of her
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friends. Wait a minute. I explained to
you exactly what was going to happen. I
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told you the whole theory. You said
okay.
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No, I didn't say okay. I said okay.
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I mean, if it were up to me, I would go
in right now. Just pick her up. Well,
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it's up to you.
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What do you mean? It is. I'm not going
to do this if you don't feel right about
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it.
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Please don't make it up to me.
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It's one night of bad for, you know, I
think, a lifetime of good.
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And you really believe that in your
guts? With all my guts.
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Okay. Okay. Okay.
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How much time in the first interval?
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Thirty seconds.
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Hey, that wasn't so bad. See? Okay.
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Clearly, it goes a lot faster if you
talk. Yeah.
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Besides, you know, you and I, we haven't
talked in for ages.
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That's true. Just the two of us. Yeah.
Yeah, so this will be good for
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Yeah. We'll have a nice little talk.
Yeah. How much time? Time's up. Nice
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talking to you.
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How long do I have? One minute. Okay.
And you have to leave before she falls
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asleep.
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Okay, now you're just making it up,
aren't you? Oh, no.
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I have... Otherwise, we have to start
all over. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
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We love you. We love you very much.
Listen, the only reason we're outside is
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that a sadistic man from Columbia
University said we have to.
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Yes, he's nuts. He's nuts.
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But we're right here. We are right here.
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Just over there.
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We're here over there.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay. That's it. See?
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Nothing to it. Okay.
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Okay. I'm going to go. Okay. Don't fall
asleep until I get out of the room
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because I'll be in big trouble with
Mommy.
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It was great.
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Yeah? Because I had nothing prepared. It
was... It was very, very sweet. Did it
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work, though? I bet it did.
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Although, you never know. Oh, man.
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It's all right.
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All right, set the clock.
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Honey, I'm... Uh -uh.
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Was it ten minutes now? Yep.
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What do we do for ten minutes?
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Watch TV or something?
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Hey, there's our next Zelda game on.
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Where's the remote, by the way? I have
not been able to find the remote since
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cleaned. That remote just disappeared
off the face of the... What?
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Going to watch a basketball game?
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On mute, I'm saying.
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Okay.
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What? No, no, no.
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It's fine.
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If my child is going to go through this,
I'm going through it right along with
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her.
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Seriously? I'm not leaving this doorway.
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To me, it's the least I can do. If my
daughter is going to go through the most
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difficult night of her young, until now,
innocent life.
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You go ahead.
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Why don't I sit down? If you think you
should. Yeah.
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How much time now? Eight minutes, 15
seconds. Great.
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I won 500 pounds of rigatoni today.
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I beg your pardon?
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At D 'Agostino's. They were doing
this...
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Sort of promotional thing. They gave
their 500th customer of the day, me, 500
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pounds of rigatoni. It's coming next
week.
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500 pounds of rigatoni is coming next
week? Yeah.
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Here? Yeah.
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Did you tell them you live in an
apartment?
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Uh -huh.
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How much rigatoni is that? I don't know.
It seemed ungracious to ask.
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What are we going to do with 500 pounds
of rigatoni?
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We'll have a dinner.
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For who, the three tenors?
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How much time now?
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Six minutes.
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I'm shrinking, you know.
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I don't know what you're saying to me.
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You remember last Wednesday I had the
physical? Yes. Okay. I'm half an inch
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shorter than I was last year.
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I was 5 '11", I'm now 5 '10". I'm
shrinking.
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Really?
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Why would you laugh at that? I'm sorry.
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Half an inch in one year. I understand.
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In 20 years, I'll be like this tall.
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I'll be able to sleep in your pocket.
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I'm sure there was just some mistake.
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No, no mistake. He measured me four
times. He couldn't believe it himself.
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He called everybody in. He said, hey,
everybody, look at the shrinking guy.
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Is there something wrong with you? No,
that's what I thought. No, perfect
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health. I'm in perfect health.
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I have the cholesterol of a fasting
monk.
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Blood pressure was something good over
something good.
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I'm telling you, I'm perfect. I'm just,
I'm shrinking is all.
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So, okay.
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How much time now? Three and a half
minutes.
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Hey, you know what? We got to go in
there. No, honey. This is really just so
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bad. You're doing so well. Do you think
I would be putting us all through this
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if I didn't think we're incredibly
important?
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What kind of monster would I be?
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Thank you.
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That's... It's just, that's the worst
sound I've ever heard in my life. I
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Please don't make me feel worse than I
already do. I'm sorry.
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I wonder if my parents ever did this to
me. You'd say that we did this to you?
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I'm sorry.
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By the way, your parents, I don't think
they ever did this to you.
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What does that mean?
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Come on, your parents probably went in
your room if someone else's kid was
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crying.
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I see.
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I see, so your parents, they were like
the really, the big disciplinarians,
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parents. Yeah, they knew how to be
tough. Hey, so did mine.
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They do send you to bed without your
malamars.
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Now, you know what? That's uncalled for.
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I just would rather we not spoil our
child.
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Oh, I see. So I'm the one who's going to
spoil her. They say we repeat our
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parents' mistakes, right? Yes. So you
were ready to run in there one minute
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Yes, but I didn't, did I?
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I stayed. Do you see me sitting here?
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Would you call this spoiling? Am I
spoiling her now? No. Good. You know
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I'm going in there. No, Paul.
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We're going to undo all the good that
we've already done. Where is the good?
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Show me the good. She's crying.
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I'm going out of my mind and we're going
to kill each other. So where is the
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good?
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Piece of cake. Okay.
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do is get to tomorrow.
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Just tomorrow and tomorrow we're going
to hold you and kiss you enough to make
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up for a thousand nights like this one.
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Yeah.
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There. Hi, sweetie.
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Yeah, that's right.
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So just drift off.
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That's it. Drift off slowly.
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Not quite falling asleep until Mommy's
out of the room.
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Okay, sleep time.
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That was beautiful.
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That did the trick. I think it really
did. I think so. God, it would be so
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gratifying.
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You hungry?
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Shh.
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You see?
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You see?
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I see. I see. What time is it?
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It's time to set the clock.
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Dear God.
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What is it, 15 minutes now? Uh -huh.
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All right, come here.
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It's like she's screaming bloody murder.
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Katie, beautiful Katie, you're the only
girl that I adore.
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When the moon shines over the mountain,
I'll be waiting at the kitchen door.
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That's sweet. What is that?
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My grandfather used to sing this.
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I always thought he had a stutter.
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And one day I was listening to the
radio, heard Rudy Valli singing the
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same way.
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Sorry I said you would spoil her.
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Accepted.
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Look at that.
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What?
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We have a cabinet here?
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Uh -huh.
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Did I know that?
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Just always believed you did.
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Never even heard of this.
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Licorice from, like, the Civil War.
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Hey, here's the remote.
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Good for you.
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Why would you hide it in there? For what
reason?
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Architectural digest I never saw.
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Sylvester Stallone has a house,
apparently.
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Hey, ladies, honey. A picture of your
little boyfriend, Tom Brokaw? I'll take
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them.
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God.
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Listen to her. I know.
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She's just wailing.
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I know. And panting.
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And scratching.
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Oh, God.
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What do you mean?
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Where's Murray?
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Where's Murray? He's not in the living
room.
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Oh, he wasn't in the kitchen before.
You've got to be kidding me. Oh, no,
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kid. No, no, no, no. Can't be. It is.
Oh, Murray.
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Murray. Murray.
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How could you do this tonight of all
nights?
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You know, he may not really understand
what we're doing tonight.
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You have to get him out of there.
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Murray.
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No, no, no. He's making that sunny mix
right before he barks. You can't just
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walk in there. She might hear you. You
have to crawl. I'm not going to go.
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Mabel can't hear you or see you even for
a second. I actually
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said to
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myself, one child, how hard could that
be?
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Nine minutes.
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Okay.
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You know what? You know what I'm going
to do?
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You know what? Just very quickly, I'm
going to grab a basketball score real
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quick.
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Okay.
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From here. Okay.
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You've got to teach me how to do that.
That's
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unbelievable.
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Columns in his bathroom. For what?
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Here we go. Here we go. Look at this.
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Nyack, New York.
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Charming three -bedroom, three -quarters
of an acre.
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River views.
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Wow.
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Someday, huh? Yeah.
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Let's go look at it this weekend.
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What? Let's go to the unit. We'll drive
up Saturday and take a look at this
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house. Why not?
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Because... You know what happened to me
yesterday?
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What?
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I'm walking from our room to the baby's
room. Honey, our room is the baby's
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room. Yes.
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How much time?
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Seven and a half minutes. You really
want to move?
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I just really want it to be seven and a
half minutes from now. That's what I
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want. Where would you go?
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Just, you know, to the suburbs.
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Like where?
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Connecticut. Nuh -uh. Too close to my
parents.
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What, the entire state of Connecticut?
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All right, Westchester.
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Honey, we can't afford Westchester.
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No, we could small. I'd like a small,
charming house. Charming means broken.
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Rustic. Rustic means broken. Charming is
small.
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You'd really want to be a suburban
person?
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All my life, I wanted to.
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They're so dull and sedate.
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No, no, that's not true. Plus, there's
no culture. You've got to drive miles
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miles for any culture. You can drive
right into the city. I think you do, but
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you never do.
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we would be different. No, we wouldn't.
Our brains would addle to walnuts, our
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pulses would deaden, our lungs would...
And our daughter would grow up sheltered
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and knowing absolutely nothing about the
world.
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Believe me, our daughter will know about
the world. Do you want her to only know
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people with the same values, who are the
same color? No, of course not. Do you
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want her to get her education at the
Paramus Mall?
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They got a bookstore.
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A million books can't teach her as much
as one day in the city.
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Sweetie, can I tell you something?
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I grew up in the city. Let me tell you.
Here's what you do from the time you're
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eight. You run.
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You just run.
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The minute you hit eight, you run and
you run all the time. Because anywhere
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look, there's somebody who wants to hurt
you.
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There's like a manic depressive cab
driver. There's a dog with a grudge.
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There's a guy who just wants to push
people into the subway track so he can
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on the news. Well,
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I think it's worth it. No, not to me.
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Here's what you want. A nice little
house somewhere. Just for you and me.
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her soon -to -be very well -adjusted
little daughter.
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You know, it'd be nice to have a house,
cook her rigatoni every day for the rest
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of her life.
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You know, a nice house where she can
call over to me and say, Dad, would you
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like to go out and play?
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Man, this is really... This is
worrisome.
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It's half an inch. It's not the worst
thing.
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No, us.
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What? It's like we're completely
incompatible as parents.
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Sweet. Check the clock.
324
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Six minutes.
325
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Hey, we're very close. Don't go soft on
me now. We disagree on everything.
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No, not everything? Yes, how to
discipline her, where to live, how to
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all of our feelings about it. So what's
left?
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I bet you we both hate that rug.
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What? Okay, so you know what?
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Maybe we are incompatible. We're totally
incompatible as parents.
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Well, I'm glad we had this talk.
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It feels so good.
333
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Really? I feel like I might be sick.
334
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Oh, boy.
335
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Why did you let me eat this?
336
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:16,319
Can I...
337
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,740
Can I just say something? I think it may
not be the licorice.
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00:18:19,060 --> 00:18:20,060
Well, then what?
339
00:18:20,660 --> 00:18:23,620
I don't think that you're actually such
a big fan of listening to your daughter
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cry all night. Come on, come on.
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Can I ask you a question? What is your
gut telling you to do right now? It's
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telling me that it's up to me to teach
her some self -reliance. What is your
343
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telling you? It's telling me that it's
up to me to help her be independent.
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What about your gut? What is your gut
telling you to do right now?
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It's telling me to go in there and pick
her up and hold her.
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Right now, before we hurt her any more
than we already have. Thank you. Wait,
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wait, wait.
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What?
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Listen to that.
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Oh, my God.
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She's sleeping. She fell asleep.
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It's over.
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We did it.
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Huh? Yeah.
355
00:19:07,610 --> 00:19:11,870
Okay. That was, uh... That was not bad.
That was great. That was really great.
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You were right. It worked.
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What?
358
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We broke her heart.
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Why?
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Now she knows we won't always be there
for her.
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Yeah, but that's good, right?
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I want to go in. No, no, no.
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You can wake her up.
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But I want to go in.
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I don't think we should do that.
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Turn back the clock.
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Amazing. It's unbelievable. She's her
daughter.
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What?
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Their mother and daughter, they've never
met in 35 years.
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You know, do you realize this is all one
shot?
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What? This whole scene is one shot. The
camera hasn't moved in like 20 minutes.
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So? So that's fantastic.
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What's the big deal?
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One shot for 20 minutes? Do you know
what that involves?
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Oh, God, look, she's crying.
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Sweetie, a 20 -minute shot means that
there's no margin for error.
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One little mistake, and they've got to
start all over. Why would they make a
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mistake?
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Well, not on purpose, but what if one of
them forgets a line or drops a fork?
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See, the guy in the background, if he
knocks over a cup of coffee, they've got
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to throw the whole scene out. What are
you talking about?
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00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:09,640
It's just very risky. For these actors,
that's a lot of work.
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It's their job.
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See what happens? You're ruining this
whole thing for me.
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