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What's the numbers?
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1 -200 -WALK -QUICK. 1 -200 -WALK -W -O
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-K.
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There's no Q.
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It's with a K -W.
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Quick. K -K -W -I -C -K.
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K -W -I -K. No C.
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Okay, so how is this faster?
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Tell me who can start my heart as much
as you.
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Tell me all your secrets.
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Tell you most of mine.
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They say nobody's perfect.
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Well, that's really true this time.
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I don't have the answers.
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I don't have a plan.
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All I have to use, oh baby, help me
understand. What we do.
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You can whisper in my ear. Where we go.
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Who knows what happens after here?
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Let's take each other's hand and jump
into the final frontier.
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Final frontier.
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You know what? Here's a memo to sharper
image.
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Nobody needs a $6 ,000 gumball machine.
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comes in bright red ink. That's bad,
right?
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Generally speaking, that's not good.
Hey, guess what? I thought you paid
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I'm a genius.
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Interruption in service is not paid by
the ninth of today.
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Sweetie, you know the Van de Graaff
Foundation?
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No. Yes, you do. Every year they give
out the genius awards.
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Never heard of them.
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Well, be that as it may, they have
reviewed my body of work, including my
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ombudsman, and they've decided I'm...
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A genius.
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You're married to a genius.
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Hence, I am a genius.
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That's great, sweetie.
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That's great, sweetie? That's what you
have to say about that? You're going to
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be a genius fumbling around in the dark
if you don't pay this by today.
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What would I have to do to impress you
at this point?
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Oh, I think it got a little bit cooler.
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I don't think you understand the full
magnet. I think it's a little bit too
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to walk in the park in just your jacket.
What do you think, Mabel?
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A genius right here in your lobby.
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We need to try to put on a little
sweater underneath your jacket. What do
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think? What did we talk about before
about layers?
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She doesn't completely understand you.
You know that, right? It doesn't matter.
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Every time you talk to a child, their
brain grows.
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You know what? That's probably true. You
think how much my mother talks? Look at
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my brains.
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I want a banana.
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Sorry to be taking over the lobby. Have
a cracker.
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Sarah McKay. Hi. Hi.
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This is my gang. I'm Jamie. This is Paul
Buckman. We're in 11D. Hello. Hi.
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Nice to meet you. This is little Mabel.
Wow, she's really bundled up there. Yep.
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It's going to go into the 40s later.
Cooler at the shore.
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Mom? Tell me you have help. Yeah. We
have a daddy, but he moved to Seattle
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his masseuse, Daphne. Okay.
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Sorry. Okay, sweetie, there you go. Wow,
I've never seen one of those before.
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Yep, they're pictures of the U .S.
presidents, and when you spin them, they
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their famous speeches.
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Really?
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Cool. Never too early for a history
lesson, right?
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Yeah, whatever.
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Mabel likes Ike.
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And yet, ironically, she voted for
Stevenson, so... Would you like the name
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the catalog?
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Okay, sure. Great. Pen? Do you have a
pen?
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Oh, wait, wait. I never leave home
without a crayon.
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Oh, great.
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I don't have paper and other things.
Just a second. I'm going to test
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over here.
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Claire, look. Your banana.
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Okay, wait. You know what? Here's a
check.
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And my phone number's on the front.
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Great. Oh, look. You've got the bighorn
sheep.
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Remember how much I wanted those?
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Not a day goes by.
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Okay, gang. Come on. We're out of here.
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Okay, well, I'll call you this
afternoon.
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Terrific. Okay. Very nice to meet you
all.
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Yeah, and you.
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Mommy, it's cold.
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Oh, come on. It's good for you.
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Wow. Yeah.
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All right, so that's like us in six or
seven years, not what?
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Not quite.
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Why not?
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Hopefully you will not be living in
another city with your masseuse.
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And I will not be feeding our
underdressed children linty crackers.
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But besides that... All right.
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Get the door, Einstein.
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Don't say it if you don't mean it.
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You?
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Yeah. A genius award?
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That's right, my friend.
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Come on.
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Does it not say it right there on the
paper? Well, there's got to be some sort
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of clerical error or something.
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It's perfectly conceivable.
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I mean, somewhere, somebody in the world
has got to be a genius, right?
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So who's to say that I couldn't be a
genius? There's no reason. You're a big
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genius. Give me that. It seems to be
stuck. Give me that.
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Genius. Okay.
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It just so happens very often, you know,
geniuses are not necessarily skilled at
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menial tasks. Yeah, uh -huh. That's
true. You know, Mozart, very skilled at
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piano, constantly losing his flute.
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My dad hides me. Sorry I missed you.
Just called to say, you know, nothing.
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hi, how you doing, and tell you I'm a
genius. Okay, so call me.
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Okay, Paulie's so great, man.
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All we gotta do is get your okay on
this, and we are done, my friend.
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Uh, okay, good, just a second.
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Debbie? Hi, it's me.
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Uh, just wanted to know if, uh, when I
was at your house last week, did I by
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chance leave my windbreaker? Is it a
blue windbreaker with a plaid lining?
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Wanted to ask you that. What else did I
want to say?
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Oh, yeah, I'm a genius, too. All right,
so quickly.
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All right.
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Polly, please.
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Oh, let me enjoy it, would you? How
often does a person get this kind of
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recognition? All right, but look. How
about this poster? It turned out great,
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didn't it?
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It's all right.
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It's exactly what we said.
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You know, it is.
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But I'm just looking at it now with
fresh eyes and just rolling it around my
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brain.
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I'm wondering if we can't beat the theme
line.
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Buckman, come meet the family. It's a
terrific theme line.
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What?
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It's fantastic. It tells what the movie
is. It's inviting. It's clear.
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What?
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Is it genius?
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Come on. Are you serious?
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Well, you know, let me just, off the top
of my head, let me just spitball a
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little bit, all right?
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Run this right by you, all right? Here
we go. Buckman family tree. I'm
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Buckman from a single leaf.
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Yes.
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Just that.
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From a single leaf. Buckman from a
single leaf.
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What? From a single leaf. I'll say tree,
leaf, tree to leaf, tree to leaf, tree
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to leaf. It's a leaf.
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From a single Buckman immigrant. It has
to be clear, okay? It has to explain
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exactly what the movie is.
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Well, I'm just trying to think. We can't
do something a little special. All
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right, how about this? What?
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This now.
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Buckman, a few droplets in the rain
barrel of humanity.
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We've got the rain, we've got humanity,
everything is there. Do you understand
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what I'm saying to you? What? Clear.
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It's clear.
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Apollo 13.
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Houston, we have a problem.
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All right, okay, all right.
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Again, just came to me. Ready?
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Yeah, from me to you, I'm giving it to
you right now.
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Buckman.
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Where does it go? What does it mean?
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Hey, how about this?
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Buckman, for external use only.
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I need that check back.
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Okay, that's my last one.
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Please!
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No, where? No, hon. That's for the
fireman. All right. Hey, Sarah. Hello.
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right, we're all set tomorrow, Shay,
Philippe. You, me, Mom, Dad, Ira, Deb. A
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little celebration dinner.
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What are you celebrating?
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Oh, I just won a little award from the
Van de Graaff Foundation.
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What, a genius award?
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Do they call it that? I hope it's not a
word.
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That's really great. Ah, you know,
whatever.
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Ow! Ow!
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Ow! Now, you don't want to know.
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Okay. Okay.
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See you later.
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You know, I have these four tickets to
the New York Liberty game tonight. Is
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that something that you would be
interested in, or are you sick of me
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No, we love that. We love the WNBA. You
know who loves women's basketball? My
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cousin, Ira. Okay, Sarah, I don't know
if this is anything you'd be interested
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in, but he... If he's straight, I'm in.
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Really? Paul, what do you think?
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I think he's straight.
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What do you mean? Oh, yeah.
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Definitely. Excellent. It'll be a double
date. Oh, don't call it that, though.
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No. Okay, it's not a date. No, it is,
but don't call it that because it makes
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everybody crazy. You're right. No date.
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Oh, oh, Nora, sweetie.
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Nora, that's okay.
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It's okay. You just got scared. You got
scared because the doggie barked. The
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only way the doggie can communicate with
you is to bark.
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What, are you kidding me? How did you
get these seats? Well, actually, I do
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media relations for the team.
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Hosanna, Hosanna, Hosanna to you.
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Hey, I don't sit this close to pick -up
games at the Y.
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It's like a totally different game from
this distance. Oh, it's incredible. You
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can see their facial expressions.
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Yeah.
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Wow. She's pretty, too.
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Who is that? Hey, is that Bobby
Spinkler? Oh, yeah, he's a fan.
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Yeah, we don't get the Jack Nicholson
and the Spike Lee's just yet, but we're
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getting there.
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Is that RuPaul?
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Wow. That's him. She looks great.
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I'm telling you, that guy is a genius.
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If you overuse the word, all you do is
diminish its meaning.
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You want to meet Bella Absinthe? Yes.
Okay. Be right back.
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All righty.
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Hey,
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have I been watching too many Disney
films, or is he just dreamy? No,
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both.
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I tell you, Polly, there is something
about an athletic woman, you know?
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Just stop right there, would you?
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Don't even go there. These women are 11
feet taller than you.
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So what?
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Maybe they prefer a more petite man.
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Why?
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Why would they prefer a petite man?
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Because it makes them feel more
powerful.
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They already have the power.
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She could kill you.
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I know. I love that.
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Hi. Hi. Hey.
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How's Bella? Great. And?
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We met Rick Springfield.
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Wow.
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Hey, Rebecca.
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Hey, Sarah. How's it going?
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Great. I want you to meet some friends
of mine.
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Good luck tonight. We're big fans.
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Oh, yeah.
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Actually, as a matter of fact, I am loco
for loco.
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Thank you. Or, if you will, crazy for
the wolf. I understand.
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You have a great game, huh? Thanks. I'll
try.
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All right.
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I can't enjoy that.
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She's lovely, isn't she? Yes, she is.
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Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to
welcome your new York Liberty.
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All right,
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let me try this.
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Buckman family, just add water.
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What? You just add water, because when
you bring an immigrant across water, you
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get a whole new family history.
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Who exactly did you beat out for this
award?
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That was fun, the game.
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Yeah, it was.
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Where did you disappear to afterwards?
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Well, a little errand. A little errand I
had to run.
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What kind of little errand?
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A little phone number I had to get.
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Whose phone number?
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Sarah's.
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A little Rebecca Lobo phone number?
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Get out of here. Hey, hey, hey. Hey,
read it and yearn.
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You blew off your date to get another
woman's phone number?
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My date? Who was my date?
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Sarah, the woman who sat next to you and
laughed at every marginally funny thing
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you said for three hours?
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She was my date?
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We didn't tell you it was a date because
she didn't want it to be awkward.
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Well, congratulations. I was totally
comfortable.
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person when they're on a date, don't
you? Well, we foolishly figured that you
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could cull it from the context.
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What do you want from me? You know, me
and Sarah, we didn't connect. You
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to before you went loco for Lobo.
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No more.
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She went ballistic for Buckman.
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You just can't stand in the way of
chemistry, James. You and Rebecca Lobo,
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perfect match.
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Well, you know, we had a terrific
conversation, she and I.
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I learned a great deal about her. She
got her degree in poli -sci. Her
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father is from Cuba.
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She's an avid golfer, a voracious
reader, and her dislikes include rude
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ceiling fans, and polka music.
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Okay. Okay. Here it is.
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Buckman, when you look in the mirror and
there's no one there, how come that is?
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I'm sorry. I'm going to kill Rebecca
Lobo. I'm so sorry.
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I'm going to look her in the kneecap,
and I'm going to say what gives.
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I'm really sorry this happened. She saw
me with him. I introduced her to him.
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My James and the Giant Peach socks.
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We can always turn it off.
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No!
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Boy, they sure like their TV, huh?
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Oh, thank God.
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You know, Paul and I were thinking it
might be better if Mabel actually didn't
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watch any TV at all.
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You're absolutely right.
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We'll talk when she's four.
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I mean, she sees that I'm with the guy.
You know, what's she thinking?
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I know. I know, sweetie. I know you want
your music box.
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I know. I see that you're frustrated.
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You must be very hard.
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What do you say to them when they just
fixate on one thing and you want to give
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it to them, but you can't? I say, get
over it, but that's just me.
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Can I impose on you for just a little
while to watch the kids? Sure, where are
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you going?
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I'm going to get me a stepladder and
give Ms. Lobo a piece of my mind.
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Are you sure that's a good idea?
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Oh, I'm sure.
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I just, I couldn't watch that anymore.
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Hey,
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are you here with Rebecca?
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Yeah. Hi, I'm Jim.
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I'm with Cindy Bill. Hi, Ira. How you
doing? Yeah, I'm Tony. I'm with Peggy
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Hughes. Tony, what's up?
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Daniel, I'm with Slippy Hardaway.
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How's it going? I'm just praying we can
hang on and win this thing. Yeah.
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Hey,
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did the girls say they're playing golf
tomorrow?
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I think so, yeah.
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Slippy and I haven't had any alone time
in like weeks.
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Talk to me, boyfriend.
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Two shots.
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Eddie, Eddie, guess what?
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I spoke to Rebecca, and she asked me to
make sure you play polka music when
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she's at the free throw line, which she
is right now.
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So. Really?
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Yeah. Because she told me if I ever
played a polka during the game, she'd
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my head.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, but that's from before.
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No, that's all over.
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Really? Eddie, why in heaven would I
make something like that up?
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You live in a giant peach? Yeah. You
know what, Patrick? Let's turn off the
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Maybe we can do some reading.
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Oh, Mabel.
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Mabel, sweetie, it's open.
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Oh, baby, it's open.
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Claire,
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maybe don't kick the ball in here. Come
here.
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You know what? You're not helping at
all.
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Claire, it seems to me it's kind of more
of an outside game. What do you think
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it's inside you?
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It's so good that you're excited for
your sister.
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Okay, more.
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Just give me one.
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All right.
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Relax.
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You, sit down.
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Here, eat these.
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One more bark out of you, you're going
to live on a farm.
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Sit down, watch James and the Giant
Peach, and somehow deal with the fact
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they live in a giant peach.
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All right?
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All right?
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All right. All right.
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The electric bill.
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I'm going to kill him.
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One child.
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What's that?
348
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We're having one child and one child
only.
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Okay. Just thought you should know.
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All right.
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And everybody, if you would, now that
we're all here, please raise your
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And I just want to thank you all for
coming to celebrate my news. And I've
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to say, I'm not that surprised that I
won the award. Oh, my God.
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I always knew you were a genius.
355
00:17:53,450 --> 00:17:56,390
Did you really? Yes, since you got that
A in English.
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00:17:56,770 --> 00:17:59,050
And after Debbie, that was really like a
miracle.
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Okay, okay, okay.
358
00:18:00,870 --> 00:18:04,110
Hey, this is just so typical. Oh,
please, Debbie, don't get started.
359
00:18:04,430 --> 00:18:05,770
Oh. Happy, happy.
360
00:18:08,210 --> 00:18:10,650
Why don't you just admit it? You always
thought Paul was smarter.
361
00:18:11,130 --> 00:18:13,210
No, Deb, I don't think that's what's
being said here.
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00:18:13,710 --> 00:18:15,950
Debbie was always very popular.
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00:18:16,650 --> 00:18:17,650
Deb,
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nobody's comparing us. We're not
comparing you to me. We're simply here
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00:18:20,670 --> 00:18:23,270
celebrate that, in and of itself, I am
extraordinary.
366
00:18:23,630 --> 00:18:27,850
You know what? I have to be somewhere.
Where?
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00:18:28,270 --> 00:18:29,950
Borneo. Shut up.
368
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,150
I'll call you tomorrow.
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00:18:31,230 --> 00:18:33,470
Debbie, come on. Come on. Debbie, he
didn't mean it.
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00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:36,810
Clam?
371
00:18:40,130 --> 00:18:43,940
I mean, how did she ever get it in her
head that I... I think you're smarter
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than her.
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00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:48,480
Do you? Do you think I'm smarter than
her? Yes, but the point is, how did you
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ever get it in her head?
375
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:54,620
Well, you know, if I may, maybe you
could have given a little more care to
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protect her feelings. Are you telling me
this is my fault? No, I'm just
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thinking, you know, that you could rise
above the fray. You'd be the big person.
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00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,720
Are you telling me how to raise my
child?
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00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:06,360
No, not at all. Who do you think you
are? Mother, I'm simply saying that...
380
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Bert, get the coats.
381
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,040
What about the garlic bread?
382
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:10,480
Bert...
383
00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:15,440
You know, I want to tell you something.
There's genius, and then there's wise
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guy.
385
00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:18,760
Itself. Come on, don't take offense.
Itself.
386
00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:24,760
Well, they really didn't take what I
said in the spirit in which it was
387
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:28,540
intended. I'm really trying to give them
the benefit of my perspective, which,
388
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,980
not to be egotistical, but I think
coming from me at this point in time...
389
00:19:31,980 --> 00:19:32,619
you excuse me?
390
00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:35,600
Well, no, what... What
391
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:40,420
is it with people?
392
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:45,480
You know, Pauly, listen, I hope you
don't mind. I had to drop the poster at
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printer. I went with Buckman, come meet
the family.
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00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:51,520
Really? It's going to be fine.
395
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:56,280
I'm just wondering, should we add
something to it?
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Maybe at the bottom?
397
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Winner of the Van de Graaff Genius
Award?
398
00:19:59,620 --> 00:20:00,620
Something like that?
399
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:03,200
The seminal work from our genius... Just
stop.
400
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,020
The stuff of genius. Okay, all right.
401
00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:15,990
They have never gotten me.
402
00:20:24,630 --> 00:20:27,810
Okay, baby.
403
00:20:28,090 --> 00:20:29,090
Here we go.
404
00:20:29,350 --> 00:20:30,370
Show us what you got.
405
00:20:30,710 --> 00:20:31,710
Sure.
406
00:20:31,870 --> 00:20:32,870
I'm sure.
407
00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:35,070
Absolutely. You got nothing. You got
nothing.
408
00:20:35,270 --> 00:20:35,669
That's it.
409
00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:36,670
All right.
410
00:20:39,010 --> 00:20:42,230
First of all, you traveled.
411
00:20:43,540 --> 00:20:45,560
Secondly, I'm in like hush puppies here.
412
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,320
All right.
413
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:50,320
Thank you.
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00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,480
You play miniature golf?
415
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No miniature golf.
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00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,680
Backhand, part cheesy, checkers, any
sitting games?
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