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Huh.
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Huh.
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Huh.
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What?
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Huh. That's all I'm saying.
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Tell me why.
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I love you like I do.
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Tell me who can start my heart as much
as you.
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Let's take each other's hand as we jump
into the final frontier.
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I'm mad about you, baby.
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All right, question.
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Which voice do we like better to narrate
Buckman? Voice A, which we'll call
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mellifluous and rich.
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It was in the summer of 1926, selling
towels at Lake Mahongwa, that Jules met
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and courted his future wife, Evelyn.
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Too mellifluous? A little bit.
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All right, we're on voice two, which
we'll call friendly yet intelligent.
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It was the summer of 1926, selling
towels at Lake Mahongwa, that Jules met
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courted his future wife, Evelyn.
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Maybe thin, a little thin. Just kind of
thin. A little thin.
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Are you sucking in? Yes, I'm sucking in.
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You know who I'd love to get to narrate
is that guy from Mighty Fine Chicken.
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That guy, he could sell chicken to
people that don't like chicken.
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Damn it. What's the matter? I don't fit
into these pants anymore.
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Hey, sweetie, you know how many pants I
have that I don't fit into anymore?
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Yeah.
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You're not getting fatter and fatter for
nine months in a row.
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Sadly, that's not true.
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Are you telling me there's nothing in
the closet here? I've tried them all,
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the pants, all the skirts.
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You know, they have stores that sell
clothes you can buy from them.
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All right, I have a big shopping date
with Fran and Lisa today.
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Oh, there you go. Right after I have my
talk with Brockwell.
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Oh, you're going to tell them about that
baby today? Yes, it's going to be such
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a relief to be out of the closet with
this thing. Good for you. You know what?
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You'll feel so much better. Help me! All
right, all right.
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How do you think he's going to react?
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Brockwell?
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He'll be thrilled.
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He's an enlightened guy. He loves kids,
and he's going to love the PR angle of
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his campaign chairman being an expectant
mother.
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Good. Assuming she can close her pants.
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Tell the baby to inhale.
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Sweetie, inhale so Mommy can leave the
house.
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Come on.
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Think thin.
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Okay.
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Thinner. I'm thinking thin.
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Think a little thinner.
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Okay, I just spoke with a guy named
Koch's office.
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And? And he says Koch is not willing to
endorse it.
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But he did give us what I consider a
very interesting quote.
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What? He said that independent candidate
Lance Brockwell is entirely delectable.
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What?
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Independent candidate Lance Brock...
Delectable?
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Entirely delectable. What?
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Possibly he said electable.
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Oh, that is so less interesting.
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Call them back and confirm.
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Call them back.
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Jenny, I thought you might be interested
in this.
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What is it? It's from LaGuardia's niece.
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LaGuardia the mayor?
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Fiorella LaGuardia had a niece, Dorothy,
who's 83 now. But she wrote some very
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lovely and encouraging comments to us
all. Now, isn't that sweet?
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Very sweet. It's not exactly the
endorsement I've been praying for,
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Jamie, LaGuardia was enormously popular.
You know, during the fiscal upheaval of
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the Great Depression... Lance?
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It was electable.
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What?
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Ed Koch says you are electable.
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Really? Mm -hmm.
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Well, that's certainly something, isn't
it? Yes.
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Yes, it certainly is. Lance, could I
speak with you in your office for a
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Sure. Oh, this is very exciting news,
Jamie.
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I'm electable.
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You know, Ed Koch has enormous populist
appeal. He certainly does. I think we
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need to court him, Jamie.
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Ed Koch loves to be courted.
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Well, we can absolutely do that. I'll
start working on it this afternoon.
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Meanwhile, there is some other
interesting news.
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Yes? Well, it's not news to me, but it's
news to you. Oh, God. We're out of it,
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aren't we?
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What? Well, we always knew we had
virtually no chance of winning, so I
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shouldn't be surprised. In fact, maybe
even relieved. No, no, no, no, no, no.
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It has nothing to do with the campaign.
This is personal news. It's great news,
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actually, and thought it was about time
that I tell you.
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I'm pregnant.
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You are?
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Yes.
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That is wonderful.
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That's just extraordinary.
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Now, listen, I don't want you to think
for one second that I am abandoning you.
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Oh, Jamie, please. The baby isn't due
until late spring, and I plan to give
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in this campaign everything I have just
as I promised. Jamie, I have absolute
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confidence in you. Now, let's just take
a moment and savor, shall we? I mean,
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this is what life is all about.
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Hey, everybody, oh, listen, is it all
right if I share this with the staff?
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Well, we're not really telling people
yet.
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That's not really true, is it?
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Well, you should have let it slip to me.
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I'm just not used to it yet, but yes.
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All right, we're telling people. I guess
we are.
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May I? Yes.
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Everybody, can I have your attention,
please? I have a very exciting piece of
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news. Uh -oh.
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Our esteemed campaign chairman is
expecting a baby.
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Jamie, that is wonderful.
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Of course, of course. That's why every
time we need you the most, you're off in
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the bathroom peeing.
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It's wonderful.
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The story of America can be told in many
ways.
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Most simply, it's about people.
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Families that came from other lands to
find their home on our shores.
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Our story is about one such family, the
Buckmans.
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Thank you.
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Buckman is not so much a horror movie,
so I'm wondering, can you try it with a
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little bit less foreboding?
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Maybe lose the sinister cackle? That
voice is what I do. It's my thing.
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Is it your only thing?
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Yes.
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Thank you.
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Did I get it?
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We'll let you know.
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You know what I think? Why?
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We ain't gonna find anybody.
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I thought you wanted that chicken guy. I
called his agent. He wants $5 ,000.
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A voice guy? Yeah, I'm telling you,
voiceover, it's very lucrative business.
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A lot of big celebrities do it. Yeah,
like who?
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Like, uh, you know the guy who says,
this is CNN?
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Yeah. James Earl Jones.
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Darth Vader? Same guy.
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This is CNN.
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Luke, I am your... You're right, that is
the guy. See?
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He'd be good for this.
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Oh, gee. You think so?
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Yeah, why don't you get him?
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I can't even get Chicken Guy. How am I
going to get James Earl Jones?
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Call him up.
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And say what? I don't know.
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This is Paul Buckman.
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You didn't like the short guy, huh?
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The guy who whistled his S's? Yeah. No.
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I hardly notice the S's.
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Are you kidding me?
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Yeah. Sailing on an open sea, surviving
slowly on soup?
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Didn't bother me. There were dogs in
Virginia turning around.
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You know something, Paulie? This is only
a question of money. I could lend you a
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dollar to, you know, hire the chicken
guy.
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Oh, that's right. I couldn't take your
money. Sure you could. It'd be no
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problem. I mean, I'd be investing in a
movie. It'd be exciting for me.
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I'd be, you know, I'd be doing something
new.
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Yeah, but, you know, you mix family with
business. Wally, come on. I'll be a
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silent investor.
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I'm just a money guy.
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Well, you're a money guy now? Yeah, I'm
the money guy. See? The money guy. You
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need money, I'm the guy.
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I'll tell you what. Save your money,
money guy. Maybe we'll get lucky with
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next contestant.
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I'm here for the Buckman job.
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Morning, everyone.
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Morning, Chief. What are you doing?
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Give me that.
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Troy, you really don't have to act
any... Nonsense.
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Now put your stuff down, get off your
feet, and let others do for you.
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You know, the baby's not due for quite
some time. Well, you can never be too
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careful. Is this chair okay for you?
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It's fine.
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Well, maybe you'd like to take this one.
It has stronger back support.
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It's okay.
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Take the chair. I don't need the chair.
Give her your chair.
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What are you doing?
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You're pregnant.
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I'm being nice. Cut it out.
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Jamie, can I get you anything?
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No, thank you. All right, everybody, I
appreciate the nice thoughts, but I am
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not a porcelain doll. I am exactly the
same person I was yesterday, so
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can just relax.
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Thank you.
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And this is our nerve center, our war
room. This is Brockwell Headquarters.
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I used to come here when it was a
Kinko's.
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Wow.
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What? Are you two sisters?
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I don't believe so.
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Get out of here.
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I'm Jamie Buckman.
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Molly Norman.
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It's like a mirror image. There is a
similarity.
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Good God, now there's two of you.
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Why does your name sound so familiar?
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I worked in Governor Pataki's office,
possibly from that. That's probably it.
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Yeah, I happened to bump into Molly
yesterday, and she mentioned that she
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between projects right now, and I
thought, given the circumstances, it
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a good idea to sort of reinforce the
troops.
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What circumstances?
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Well, your circumstances.
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Ah, those circumstances.
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You look great. You can hardly even tell
you're pregnant.
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Well, I am. Molly's here to help you in
any way she can, Jamie. I think you'll
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find her a tremendous help.
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I just wasn't actually aware I needed
more help.
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No, I didn't say you do, but you might.
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So.
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So.
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I am so glad you're here.
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I'm a very big fan of your work.
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I've really had a good response from
those chicken spots.
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Oh, I'm hungry.
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He just makes that word sound so
succulent.
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Chicken. Hey, hey, hey. Stop it or I
swear I'm going to have to break for
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Tick, tick, tick, tick.
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Okay, okay. All right. Why don't we
start?
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All right.
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Why don't you just read it from the top
and we'll have a listen in here.
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Okay.
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The story of America can be told in many
ways.
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Most simply, it's about people.
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Families that came from other lands to
find their home on our shores.
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Our story is about one such family.
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The Buckmans.
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Wow.
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I've heard it 600 times, and that's the
first time. Little tear.
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I do what I can.
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Why don't we try and get one in the can
before you're hit by lightning or
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something, all right?
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Yes. Could I just have my water, please?
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Your water?
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My Vittel. Did my agent tell you about
it?
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Oh, no, no. She told me.
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I'm the producer. I got it right here.
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Who said you're a producer?
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Here we go.
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Now, that's not Vittel.
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Yeah, I know. They didn't have Vittel.
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But, you know, water is water, right? I
find that brand oily.
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How can water be oily?
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Well, it is, and it coats my vocal
cords.
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It coats your vocal cords? It's fine.
It's fine.
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I don't mean to be difficult, but my
voice is my instrument, and I'm very
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particular about what I use to lubricate
it. To lubricate it. Oh, okay. You know
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what? It's fine. We'll get you a bottle
of Vittel.
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Wally, listen to me. They're charging us
by the hour here, okay? A lot by the
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hour. The man wants a bottle of Vittel.
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He wants water. I brought him water. You
mean to tell me he can actually tell
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the difference?
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Oh, great.
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Now my voice is tightening.
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Just give us one minute here. Listen to
me. I deal with workers all the time.
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They're always trying to pull stuff like
this. The man is a talented artist.
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Artist? The guy's Chicken Man.
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Chicken Man.
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He didn't mean that.
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Listen, I thought this little movie
would be fun, but clearly now it's not
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to be.
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And the fact is that Chicken Man has
made so much money from his chicken work
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that Chicken Man doesn't need to deal
with morons like you.
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The actor said.
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No, producers.
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Okay, item number six, the Ed Koch
endorsement. I have some thoughts.
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I'm sure you do, but this has to be
written in Lance's voice rather than
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torturing you and making you write 11
drafts. I'll just take it myself.
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Alright. Okay, number seven, the deputy
mayor pre -interviews. I can take that.
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I appreciate that, Molly, but I think
it's easier if I'm just sort of the
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clearinghouse.
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Alright. All right. Is there anything
else, or should I just go screw myself?
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Molly, God, I
meant absolutely no offense. I just
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it's tough, you know, for a new person
to just jump right in. Take a few days.
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Get acquainted. Get to know the place.
Grab a donut. And if, by the way,
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some type of donut or something that you
want that we don't have, you tell me.
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I will.
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Hey.
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Hey. You ready?
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Ready for what? For what? For clothing.
shopping. You blew me off yesterday. We
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are going to buy everything above a size
12.
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Okay, well, as fetching as that
sounds... Jamie, what's wrong with you?
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Nothing. Excuse me. Nothing, okay?
Except that I've got a letter, a
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paper, and four interviews to get
through before the end of the day. Why?
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Why? Because I'm running a campaign
here. I know, but you have all these...
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Alright, alright, alright. Come on.
We'll take half an hour. We'll go to
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and we'll grab something. I can't buy
bread in half an hour.
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Hey, little baby, repeat after me.
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A is for apple.
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B is for boyfriend.
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What are you doing?
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I'm teaching her to read.
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How can you buy anything if you don't
try it on? Look, it fits. Let's move.
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on a tight schedule.
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Okay, and the minute... The minute your
parents give you a hard time and you
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feel like running away, okay, you come
right to my house and we'll have
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for dinner and watch violent movies on
cable, okay?
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And you go to bed at 1 a .m., young
lady, no earlier.
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Only you could corrupt a child that's
still in the womb.
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It's my skill.
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This is supposed to be a big day. It's
the first time you were buying...
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maternity clothes.
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I don't know about you, but I'm excited.
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I'm excited? You don't seem it. Believe
me, Brockwell hears I'm pregnant, turns
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around and hires some twit with my
haircut to do my job. Believe me, I'm
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excited. I think you're overreacting.
Really? Because I don't.
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C is for condom.
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What? Never too early to teach her. Get
out of here.
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Jamie, sit down. Stay a while. Give us a
little pleasure. Try something on.
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Thanks. I don't have time to sit down.
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Whoa.
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Wow. Are you okay?
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Oh, my gosh.
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Sit.
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Whoa.
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Suddenly sitting down makes a little
more sense.
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The story of America can be fold many
ways.
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Fold? No.
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Can be told many ways.
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Most simply, it is about the purple. The
purple.
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No, sorry. The people, the families... A
family?
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Most simply, it is about families that
come from other lands to fill... What?
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To find... No, come from other lands to
find their homes on our shores.
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You're reading at a kindergarten level.
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Well, what's the difference?
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You know, we bought the place for the
day. Hey, hey, hey. You want to sing?
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No, I don't want to sing.
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Why not? We got a lull.
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No, excuse me. This is not a low. A low
would be if the guy said, you guys are
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morons, I'll be right back.
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You know, this is called the end of the
day. All right, all right. So I got a
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few things to learn about the producer
thing, all right? Who said you're a
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producer? You're not a producer. You're
my cousin who lent me money.
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That hurts, Paulie. You know, I'd like
to be a producer. What do I got to do?
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You know what you got to do? You got to
produce. You got to learn to produce.
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Find out what the project needs and then
produce that.
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So that's all you need to say. You know,
I mean, hey, I know it. This is room
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for improvement. I acknowledge that. But
what the hell?
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You know, I always, ever since I was a
little kid, I kind of imagined myself up
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on a big screen. You know, I mean, this
light reminds me of it. I was a kid,
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third grade, doing that production of
what I think was Oklahoma.
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Poor Judd is dead. Not a dry eye in the
house.
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Polly, where'd you go?
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Where'd you go?
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Please say everything's okay.
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Everything's okay.
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Oh, my God. Thank God.
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Got a little cocky there, didn't you?
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Thought you could just barrel through
this pregnancy 80 miles an hour?
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I thought I told you about this a couple
of months ago.
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How many hours a day are you working?
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Uh, well, it varies.
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You know, uh, eight, nine, sometimes 11.
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Do I need to tell you what I'm thinking?
348
00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:18,130
No. Hey, hey, what's going on? I got
dizzy.
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00:18:18,970 --> 00:18:21,670
Lisa just said you got really dizzy. I
got a little dizzy.
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The baby? The baby's the only sane one
in this family.
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Fran and Lisa okay out there?
352
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They're fine.
353
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Lisa's reading Highlights magazine.
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00:18:36,090 --> 00:18:39,590
She's just working too hard, isn't she?
You have to quit your job.
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You have to stop working. You have to
get into bed and just stay there for the
356
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next six months.
357
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I don't think that's necessary.
358
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:47,640
Well, can I do that then?
359
00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:51,840
My advice is much simpler.
360
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:53,440
Slow down.
361
00:18:53,770 --> 00:18:54,770
Slow way down?
362
00:18:55,290 --> 00:18:59,070
Yeah, that's easy to say. You have no
idea. I've made a commitment to this
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campaign. If you knew the stress and the
pressure... Didn't they just hire this
364
00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:04,450
woman just to help you? Yes, exactly.
365
00:19:04,730 --> 00:19:05,730
Can you believe that?
366
00:19:05,950 --> 00:19:09,850
So, what's so bad? What's so bad? I've
worked for this man from your home.
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00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:11,910
go. Beautiful Mother B, I'm taking you
home.
368
00:19:12,190 --> 00:19:14,730
Can any of you guys find a boot in this
tree?
369
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:25,999
Look at that.
370
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,040
It's still light out and I'm home for
the day.
371
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:31,840
Well, get used to it because you're
going to see a lot more light and a lot
372
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:36,220
days and a lot more of you sitting
nicely on a couch. Now sit down.
373
00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:40,440
I have to call Molly. No, you don't have
to call Molly. No, I have to apologize
374
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,740
to her. You don't have to apologize to
her tonight.
375
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,840
Paul, I was really awful to this woman.
376
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:48,540
I'm sure you weren't that awful. Okay,
you know the kind of awful I can be
377
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it wouldn't hold up in court but when
I'm finished you don't want to live
378
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:51,960
anymore?
379
00:19:53,070 --> 00:19:56,250
Well, you should call her. This is what
I'm saying. But tomorrow. You'll call
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her tomorrow. Come on. Joan said you
have to take it easy. You and I, we're
381
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going to sit here.
382
00:20:00,170 --> 00:20:01,170
We're going to watch TV.
383
00:20:02,230 --> 00:20:05,670
Oh. What are you doing? I'm putting on
Crossfire. No, no, no, no. Come on. Joan
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00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:07,010
said you've got to take it easy. So?
385
00:20:07,370 --> 00:20:10,930
So sit down. And you're not going to
watch Crossfire. We're going to watch
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00:20:10,930 --> 00:20:11,489
of Fortune.
387
00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:12,490
Yes. Honey.
388
00:20:13,430 --> 00:20:16,030
Now what? We've got to feed Murray. No,
I will do that. You sit.
389
00:20:18,790 --> 00:20:20,590
Not you.
390
00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:21,950
You sit.
391
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Sit.
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00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:27,260
Stay.
393
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Good girl.
394
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:34,800
Stay.
395
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:37,760
Come on, this will be like a test.
396
00:20:38,260 --> 00:20:39,260
It could be work.
397
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Could be.
398
00:20:41,020 --> 00:20:42,020
It could be important.
399
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:46,800
You know, I will stay if you stay.
Alright, we're out. Deal. We'll call you
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00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:47,800
back.
401
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:49,860
Pauly, it's me. Pick up.
402
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:51,120
Pauly. Pauly.
403
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:57,450
Listen, oh, man, I did some producing
today. I made a few calls. Guess who I
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00:20:57,450 --> 00:20:59,790
to narrate our movie. Here, here's a
hint.
405
00:20:59,990 --> 00:21:01,030
Go ahead. Now?
406
00:21:02,170 --> 00:21:03,170
Yeah.
407
00:21:05,350 --> 00:21:08,490
Paul, this is Buckman.
408
00:21:17,270 --> 00:21:19,090
Now, this is the water you get, chicken
man.
409
00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:25,190
Polly, it tastes just like water. This
is the premium brand preferred by
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00:21:25,190 --> 00:21:26,190
men.
411
00:21:27,130 --> 00:21:28,590
Wow, that is good. See?
412
00:21:29,310 --> 00:21:33,270
Polly, this is beautiful water. My
throat is entirely lubricated. See? Now,
413
00:21:33,330 --> 00:21:34,330
compare and contrast.
414
00:21:34,390 --> 00:21:35,390
Your water.
415
00:21:37,910 --> 00:21:39,350
He's right, it's oily. Yes.
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00:21:39,810 --> 00:21:40,810
And his water.
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00:21:43,530 --> 00:21:45,310
This is nectar of the heavens. Yes.
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