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Tell me why I love you like I do. Tell
me who can start my heart
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as much as you.
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Let's take each other's hand as we jump
into the final frontier.
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I'm mad about you, baby.
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It's a very natural fear. It is? Yes,
it's a terrifying proposition having sex
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with a pregnant woman.
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Lower your voice, please.
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There's nothing dirty about having sex
with a pregnant woman.
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Okay, nonetheless.
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Seems to me you're going to have to get
comfortable saying having sex with a
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pregnant woman if you want any hope of
actually having sex. I love a parade.
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The point is this.
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James is very fragile to you right now.
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I know. But you know what? It's only
since she started showing.
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Because I got to tell you, in the
beginning, her pregnancy was really, it
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actually very erotic.
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Now you realize there's a little baby in
there. Yeah. Yeah, you don't want to
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hurt anything. You don't want to do any
damage. I don't want any trouble.
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That's right. You know, you don't know.
You may poke him in the eye or
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something. What have I got to bother
him?
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I know. I know exactly how you feel.
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Oh, you do?
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Yeah, sure.
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You've had sex with a pregnant woman?
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Yes. Oh.
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You remember Susan?
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Susan with the hair? That's right.
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She was pregnant?
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With child, yes.
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And the father, I'm correct in assuming,
was somebody who was not so much you?
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Yes.
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Oh, look.
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Gee. What?
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Give that woman a break.
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Is there no one else? Could you not find
someone a little bit less busy? Listen
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to me, it was actually quite wonderful.
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I mean, at first I felt just like you. I
was terrified to touch her, afraid I
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might hurt her somehow, you know, or
hurt the baby. But then I got over it.
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How?
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I woke up one morning and I had a need.
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So you just put your desires ahead of
any danger that it might have caused her
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or the child.
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No, no. I'm telling you, it's like a
horse.
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It's not like a horse. Yes. If God
didn't mean for you to sleep with women
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they were pregnant, he wouldn't make
them look so good doing it.
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Who teaches you how to think like that?
I'm telling you, desire will get the
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better of you. I don't think so. I don't
think so, my friend.
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My next sexual experience will be...
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In July, and you know what? That is fine
with me. Well, if you won't do it for
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yourself, at least do it for her.
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What does that mean?
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Well, you don't think she has needs,
too?
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Not now.
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No, she's gestating. Come on.
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Believe me, Jamie is not interested in
that now. Not true, my friend who knows
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all about women. He's not?
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I promise you.
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So what do you think? So you're saying
now, I have to have sex with a pregnant
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woman.
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Hi. Hi.
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How are you?
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Good.
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Just had the best dream.
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Yeah? Tell me. Tell me what the dream
was and I'll tell you what it means.
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We had sex.
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That could be anything.
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Seriously. You know how dreams about
other stuff like hot dogs and donuts are
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often about sex? So too dreams about sex
are often about other things like hot
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dogs and donuts.
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Or, could be you just want to have sex.
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Don't you?
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Yeah, yes.
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You know, it's been a while.
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Yes, it has.
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Almost since I started showing.
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Not really.
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So?
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So.
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Okay.
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What's the matter with you?
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Nothing.
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Why are you doing a Jack Balance push
-up?
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Well, no, I'm not. Really?
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What's wrong?
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I just, I don't want to break anything.
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What? I don't want to break anything in
there. I don't want to break the baby's
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house or the area around his house, his
yard.
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I don't want to break the baby's yard or
his landlord. I don't want to hurt his
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landlord.
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I just want a baby to have a nice,
peaceful tenancy.
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You know, and then when he's done, we'll
just turn the place over.
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You're not going to break anything.
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How do you know? Because I know. I
asked. I read. The fact is, having sex
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actually good for me.
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Really? Yes. It allays anxiety, it
fights cramping, it builds muscle tone,
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it's aerobic.
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When done properly, sure.
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Well, see, you have nothing to fear from
the pregnant woman's body.
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All right.
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Sold. What?
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I have to throw up.
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I'm so sorry.
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No, no, no, please, don't be silly.
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It just comes on you, morning sickness.
It just attacks.
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out of nowhere.
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Please, don't have to apologize.
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My God, let's take care of you, not me.
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I'm fine.
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I'm good.
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It's not exactly the response you look
for. You know, kiss a girl and she
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literally vomits, but, you know, that's
all.
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I'm so sorry.
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Not at all.
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50, 60 years, I won't even remember
this. Okay, okay.
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So where is this restaurant?
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Algiers? I don't know. Your mother
picked it up. Please promise me no four
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goodbyes with your parents after lunch.
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Thomas. I want to make it upstate while
it's still light so we can see the snow.
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Do you think there's still snow on the
ground? Yes, they had two inches
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yesterday. Yeah, but did it stick? What
if it didn't stick? It stuck.
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Yeah, because if it didn't stick, then
what? Then we're driving upstate to see,
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what, cold cows.
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I want us to have some time alone
together.
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Hey, me too. It would just be nice if
there was a little ground cut.
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Do you understand? I'm getting
increasingly pregnant.
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I understand that, yes. Well, we don't
have a lot of time left for just the two
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of us to be together pretty soon. We're
going to be into the meat of the
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pregnancy. That's not a word you need to
use there.
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And then six months from now, that's it.
Our lives will no longer be our own. I
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understand. Ah, there it is. Right
there. That's it. $6 .50.
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Y 'all set?
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Mm -hmm.
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What?
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You're really very pretty.
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Thank you.
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I have to throw up.
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What are they, late?
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We're going to miss the snow now.
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See? They don't care.
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Isn't this place a little funky for your
parents?
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Hey, my parents still have some funk.
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Ma? Hello.
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Hey, hey, hi.
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Hello. Hi, hi.
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How is everybody?
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Oh, fine.
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Oh, just great. How are you?
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We're good. We're fine.
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Good, good. How are you and Leon?
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Leon? The baby.
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Apparently we're naming the baby Leon.
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All right, so that's settled.
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Leon's fine. Leon's mommy, however, is a
little queasy.
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Oh, isn't that funny? You know that I
never had so much as a dry heave when I
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was pregnant with Paulie.
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Bon appetit, everybody.
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Wish I could say that.
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I just refuse to allow myself to be
nauseated.
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You could do that?
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She can do anything.
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Okay, before I forget, here are the
keys.
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Murray gets a bowl of dry in the morning
and then lots of water all day long.
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Yeah, lots of water.
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What's going on here?
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What?
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It's like a hygiene movie gone out of
control.
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You know that new doctor I went to, that
Dr. Gribbets that I started seeing at
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Mount Sinai? Yes. Well, a preventative
measure to keep my bones strong.
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He put me on a little bit of estrogen
therapy.
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Saul Gribbets is a very good doctor.
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Saul Gribbets is a genius.
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It has a very interesting side effect,
this estrogen.
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It makes your father... I mean, we're...
Well, I don't know how we can say it
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delicately, but we're... We're back in
the saddle!
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Nicely put, Datto. Let me just say, it
has been incredible!
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A little louder, because I can't hear
you in the kitchen.
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Listen. We have been cutting a sexual
swab through the New York metropolitan
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area.
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A sexual swab, you say?
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Two words.
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Bronx Zoo.
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Okay, two more words. Please don't.
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And the best part is, my bones? Never
stronger.
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See? Everybody wins.
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Let me tell you something else. It's
making me eat like a horse.
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What are you having? I'm having the
salmon.
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Oh, my God.
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What? He's having the fish.
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Honey, it's a fish restaurant.
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Uh -huh. Oh, my God.
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You didn't see the big fish with the
funny hat over the door?
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I think I'll have the sea bass. Yeah, I
might actually have the trout.
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Okay, you know what, guys?
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Do you think carp is a particularly
fishy fish?
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She's not the strongest girl.
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While she's at it, I'm going to the room
of men.
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Order me the halibut.
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He's got a great ass, doesn't he?
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Pretty much everyone on Earth is having
great sex except
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us. Honey, the minute you stop throwing
up... I know.
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How you doing there?
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You change lanes one more time, I'll
kill you. All right. I don't care if
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there's a deer in the road.
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Gotcha.
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Snow's pretty, though, huh? It's great.
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You know, it was time when any
discussion of my parents and sex would
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me screaming from that restaurant.
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I'm starving.
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Hmm? I'm starving.
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Because you're nauseous.
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Starving and nauseous.
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You're starving and nauseous. Okay, all
right. So we'll pull off somewhere.
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We'll get you a nice big ball of
nothing.
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Look, a barn.
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I mean, do you realize what happened
back there?
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My parents are having a graphic
discussion about their sex life. I
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perfectly calm.
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A huge leap of maturity on my part, is
all. I'm very proud of you. You did very
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well. That's all I'm looking for.
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I have to throw up.
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Well, now I'm only starving.
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All right. Let's get you something to
eat.
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Life is great.
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Isn't it great?
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Yeah. Hey, get me. I'm Eddie Albert.
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I see pitchforks, I see birdhouses, I
see shaving mugs, I see no food at all.
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Not true. Come here.
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How about some nice, delicious bait?
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Wow.
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Have you learned nothing today?
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Sorry. How about some nice fudge?
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I'm sorry? How about some nice fudge? I
have some nice chocolate fudge here.
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I was thinking about something a little
more substantial.
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There's a pizza hut at exit 70.
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No, I... How about some nice fudge? That
would be great.
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Want some fudge?
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I can't believe they don't have cable
here.
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Really good.
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Look, honey, more snow.
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Making me feel a little weird, though.
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I can't believe we're approaching the
millennium and I'm dealing with rabbit
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ears.
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Not bad weird. Good weird.
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Sort of like horny weird.
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Alright, I think I got it. The only
thing is, the only problem is I can't
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from this position.
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There goes channel two.
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Let's make love.
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Don't you have to vomit? No.
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God, fudge. Who knew?
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You're actually literally excited by a
dessert item.
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Uh -huh.
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Wow. What?
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I don't know. I just... I like to think
of myself as not a totally incompetent
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lover. You know, places a premium on
foreplay, and I just hate to know that
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could get the same thing from a
Snickers.
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Not Snickers.
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Fudge. Okay, when I say Snickers...
Listen to me.
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I'm not nauseous. I'm not starving.
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I don't know how long this window will
be open. Let's go.
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All right. I just, you know, I just
don't like knowing that, you know, using
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fudge as a sexual aid.
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All right, sir.
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Bigger.
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A little bit bigger.
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Bigger.
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We are, to quote a great American, back
in the sand dunes.
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Are we out of fudge already?
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Uh -huh.
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It served us well.
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You know, they have this thing up here
where you can go, you can watch a
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reenactment of the Battle of Saratoga.
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Mm -hmm.
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They also have a thing where you can...
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They have a loom. You can work the loom.
It's an actual loom in James Fenimore
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Cooper's house.
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They also have a thing where you can
blow off the whole area, drive to the
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store, and then scurry off to the
nearest bed.
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We have a winner.
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How's it going in there, Mrs. Gruber?
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Let's wrap that puppy up.
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Monkeys. It is good to be home.
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Sorry.
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Hi, Marie.
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Hi, Marie.
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This picture's all crooked.
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No, it's not.
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You know what I'm going to do to you?
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Tell me. Oh, very, very slowly.
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I am going to... Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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find fascinating?
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Though barely one hour ago, I saw my
parents naked, naked in my bed.
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Still, my sexual appetite undiminished.
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Okay. Want to talk about maturity?
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Most people don't live long enough to be
this mature.
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You, come here.
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I'm coming, I'm coming.
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What's the matter?
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00:17:58,270 --> 00:17:59,650
I don't have the feeling.
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00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:02,830
What feeling?
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00:18:02,890 --> 00:18:03,890
That feeling.
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That good feeling.
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That fudgy feeling.
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Why not?
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00:18:11,950 --> 00:18:12,950
I don't know.
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What, did we get a bad batch?
307
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We did rush her.
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I told you, we should have let it cool.
309
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It's the same fudge.
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All right, all right, all right. Don't
panic. Don't panic. You know what? Come
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with me.
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What are we doing?
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There's something in the fudge that
works, right? So maybe we have something
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here that has the same thing in it. Like
what? I don't know, but let's see what
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we got. I ain't giving up without a
fight.
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Honey, you know what? Snack wells.
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Here we go. Snack wells. You like snack?
You think snack wells will work?
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That has never been my experience.
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Okay.
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Malamar. Malamar is the fatty ancestors
of snack wells.
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Honey, I don't think so. Try one. Just
try one. I've been eating Malamar since
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was four. Never so much as a twinge.
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Okay, I feel something.
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Sweetie, it's over. Let it go. No, it's
not over. Come on, it can't be over.
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That picture is crooked.
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Huh? You know what it is? You know what
it is? I know exactly what it is. I will
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tell you what it is. You and I, we don't
need fudge to be sexually fulfilled.
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That fudge, it's a placenta, is what it
is.
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It's a what? Not a placenta. What is it?
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A placenta.
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When you take a pill, you think it's
doing something, but it's really not.
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a placebo.
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A gazebo? A gazebo?
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Placebo? Placebo. It's a placebo. Thank
you. That's what it is. That fudge, it's
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just a placebo. Watch.
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Honey? See? We love each other. We want
each other.
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Sweetie? We can't keep our hands off
each other, is the God's honest truth.
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Through everything. Through vomiting and
parents in our bed and pregnancy.
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You and I, that's the beauty of us.
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Paul, Paul. What?
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00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:58,480
I just feel a little bloated and achy.
Okay, watch this.
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Thanks. See?
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Ow, ow. What's wrong? My back.
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All right, sorry.
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Honey, you know what? You know... Oh,
hey.
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Say no more. Is that okay? It's self
-understood. Okay. Sure. Thanks.
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We can try again tomorrow.
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Mm -hmm.
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James, I understand.
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It's a very natural fear.
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