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J .P. Morgan.
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Thank you.
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Let's take each other's hand as we jump
into the final frontier.
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I'm about to, baby.
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That's what I like to hear at a checkup.
The pregnancy is going very well.
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I could have just told you about this
one on the phone. You didn't need to
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That's all right. I like coming with
you.
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It makes me feel like I'm part of this
thing.
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Don't you anyway?
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Well, frankly, sometimes you and the
baby get a little clickish.
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What? You know what you're getting?
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The glow.
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You're getting that pregnant woman glow.
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I am?
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Hey, I think tonight I may read by you.
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I'm getting more than the glow. Pretty
soon we have to start telling people.
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We will.
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When?
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We said, you know, a couple of months.
Yeah, a couple of months ago.
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Then I guess now.
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Really? We're telling people?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Are we?
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We're having a baby.
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Well, congratulations.
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I guess we are.
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Oh, let it go. She's a total stranger.
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Yeah, but you don't know that. She could
know somebody we know.
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It's like the Kevin Bacon game.
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What is that? You drink a shot every
time he does something?
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No, that's Bob Newhart. Kevin Bacon.
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Kevin Bacon. The game is you could
connect any movie star to Kevin Bacon in
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three steps. Like Robin Williams. Robin
Williams was in Garp with John Lithgow,
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who was in Footloose with Kevin Bacon.
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Marlon Brando. Marlon Brando was in
Superman with Ned Beatty.
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who did Deliverance with Burt Reynolds,
who made Striptease with Demi Moore, who
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did A Few Good Men with Kevin Bacon.
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You have too much time on your hands.
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The point is, if Paul and Brando is four
steps away from Kevin Bacon, that woman
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could know somebody that we know. They
get to talking, they realize they both
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know us, she tells them we're pregnant,
boom, our secret's blown.
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I'll risk it.
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Maybe I'm just upset because you got to
tell the first person.
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You know what?
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I'll call somebody. I'll feel better.
No, no, no. No, no, no, no. You can't
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start calling people up. Why not?
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Because people are very funny about this
sort of thing. Do you remember when
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your mom found out she wasn't the first
person to hear about our engagement?
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That was a rough couple of years.
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You have to handle this very carefully
or there could be a lot of hurt
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I can't believe we got all this food for
one meal.
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Hey, it's Thanksgiving.
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Everybody's going to be over here
anyway. Why don't we just tell them
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See, now you're thinking. That's very
clever. Nobody gets hurt. Exactly.
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Why Kevin Bacon anyway?
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Oh, apparently they tried it with Mickey
Rourke. It didn't take.
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Oh, by the way, Paulie, I'm not going to
be able to make it to Thanksgiving.
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Why not?
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I have a date.
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On Thanksgiving?
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Yeah. What, that makes me a pervert?
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No, I'm not judging.
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It's just... Bring her along.
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We got a big night planned, Paulie. We
got the honeymoon suite at the Pierre.
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Can you get out of it?
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Yeah, I could, if I was an idiot.
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It's just that it would mean a lot to
Jamie and me.
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Yeah? Why?
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Well, you know, it's Thanksgiving.
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So what?
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Well, you've had like 80 Thanksgivings
in a row.
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Yeah, well, maybe there's a reason that
this one's going to be special.
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Are your family going to be there?
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Sure. You're going to have turkey?
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Yeah. Well, you're right. That does
sound special.
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Maybe there's some reason you don't want
to miss this one. Yeah, what kind of
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reason?
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No reason, no reason. Just, you know
what? Come, don't come. I don't really
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care. Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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You know what's strange?
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Yeah, having a date on Thanksgiving.
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For a year, you and James have talked
about nothing but trying to have a kid.
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And then suddenly, you stopped talking
about it altogether, and now there's
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special reason?
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So? Well...
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What? Please.
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What? Now, just say it. Say no. Now,
come on. Say what? James and I are
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pregnant. We're having Thanksgiving.
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No, we're not. Pregnant. No. No. We're
not pregnant. Yes, yes. Okay, we're
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pregnant.
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You called Fran? I called Fran.
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All right.
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This is going to be such a relief.
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I don't know how much longer either one
of us could keep this a secret. Yeah,
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well, it's the worst with your mom.
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Most things are. I don't know.
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She's relentless. I just have to avoid
her until the news is out. Well.
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You know, if you did crack and tell one
person, I would really understand.
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No, no, no, I won't.
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No, but I mean, I really, I wouldn't
even be mad.
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It's not an issue.
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All right, well, just so you know.
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And like, you know, I'm sure if I
slipped and told somebody, I'm sure you
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understand.
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You didn't.
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No, no, no.
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Good.
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Maybe, Ira.
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Paul!
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I didn't mean, you weren't there. He was
all over. It wasn't human.
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Okay, so figure by now, Ira's told Bert,
who God forbid has told Sylvia, who's
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probably told Debbie. Told her boss,
whose cousin is Meryl Streep, who was in
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the River Wild with Kevin Bacon.
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Ira? Hey.
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Jamie and I have something to ask you.
If you tell a single soul, I'll kill
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Really more of a statement, actually.
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What are you talking about?
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Paul told me he told you.
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Told me what?
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It's okay. She knows.
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Knows what?
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Ira, I know you know I'm pregnant.
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James, you're pregnant?
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Thank you. Thank you very much. So you
haven't told anyone?
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Hey, did I just prove nothing to you?
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That's not a very good point there.
Really? No one? No one.
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Well, in the interest of total honesty,
I did tell one guy. Oh, my God. Who?
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Relax. He's completely outside your
sphere.
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Who did you tell?
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What, the guy who cuts my hair on the
corner?
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Arturo? Yeah.
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How'd you know? I recommended him to
you!
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Whoops.
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What are you doing going to Jamie's guy?
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What, he's a magician. Feel this. I
don't want to feel it.
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Oh, my God.
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Lisa recommended him to me.
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James, let the information flow
naturally. We're all adults here. Yeah,
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No, we're adults, and you're a big,
stupid, secret -telling baby. Would you
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back?
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So she's telling me how much her husband
loves her, and I just get through
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cutting his girlfriend's hair.
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Artur. Jamie.
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Whatever you do, don't say anything. Oh,
my God.
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Alicia. You guys even get your hair cut
together? That's so codependent. Jamie.
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Ida was talking all about you this
morning. Really? What did he say?
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Do you think that we could talk to you
just for a minute? Sure. Listen, when is
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that? Somewhere private.
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Please, baby.
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Jamie, if this is about you dyeing your
hair, I already know. I don't dye my
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hair.
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Okay.
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Jamie, you don't look any... Hey,
Arturo, you know what has always
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is the ethics of a beauty parlor.
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You know, I would imagine you have very
strict rules about, you know, not
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repeating something you hear from one
client to another. Are you kidding?
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the only thing that keeps me from
shooting myself.
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Let's say the people whom the thing was
about came in and specifically asked you
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not to.
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Ah. This is about you two having that
baby.
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What?
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Oh, my God. That is so wonderful.
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Oh, my God. Good boy.
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Listen, listen. The only reason Arturo
knew before you was because Ira
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happened... You know what? It doesn't
even matter. Please, don't even give it
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second thought.
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Thank you.
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Hold it.
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Ira knew before I did?
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Yes. You guys blow.
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Do me a favor. You have to promise not
to tell this news to anyone.
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Okay. Now, I mean it. Seriously.
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What? I can keep a secret.
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Did you know that Sanford wet his bed up
until college? No, because I can keep a
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secret.
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Lisa, you are going to have to grow as a
person here.
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You can't tell a soul. Promise me.
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Okay, I promise.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Did you just... Excuse me. Did you tell
anybody?
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I think I said something to the guy that
came in after Ira. He was a car
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salesman. Do you remember anything else
about him?
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His scalp was very dry.
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Do you remember anything about him not
pertaining to his hair?
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His name?
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Yes.
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Mel Slotkin.
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Mel Slotkin. Mel Slotkin. Do we know any
car salesman named Mel Slotkin? No. All
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right, so you know what? We'll let that
one go.
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Hey, who does your hair?
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Why? Hey.
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Gotta go. Who are you talking to?
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Just Sanford?
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Did you tell him?
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Uh -huh.
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What, did you hold out for ten seconds?
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I couldn't help it. Well, call him back.
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You see this, Moose?
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You put this in, it disappears.
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No one knows you wear it. It makes you
look handsome. People don't know why.
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Hey, honey, listen. You can't say a word
about what I just told you, okay?
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Don't... Oh, my God. That is so sweet.
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Okay, guess what Sanford just did?
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What? Well...
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He called this Muzak station he listens
to, you know, W -D -E -D, and he
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dedicated a song to you. Oh, God, to us?
Yeah, You're Having My Baby, to Paul
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and Jamie Buckman.
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Great, so now only people with
electricity will know.
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Not to mention, they have to listen to
You're Having My Baby.
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Give me that. I'm going to call the
station and stop it.
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You probably won't get through. It's
five blocks away. I can be there in five
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minutes. Godspeed, woman.
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And now here's an old favorite of mine,
and you know what it always means when
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we play it.
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Hey!
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That's You're Having My Baby going out
to Paul and Jamie Buckman from Santa
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Teresa. Congratulations.
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Well... Do you think I'm handsome, but
you don't know why?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. That's
what I'm going for.
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Hey, do you want to play poker tonight?
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Tonight? Oh, you know what, Poppy, I
can't. Are you still playing with the
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guys? Yeah, you know, same as usual.
Miller, Bryan, Slotkin, Campanella.
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Slotkin? Yeah, Mel Slotkin. Oh, he's a
cheater.
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Mel Slotkin, does he have dry scalp?
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How do I know?
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Well, he's just a crooked car dealer who
wormed his way into our game.
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He's a car dealer?
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Yeah. You know what? I think I will stop
by for a few hands. Oh, good, good,
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good.
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Hey,
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shut up.
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Ira, who's watching the register?
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There's nobody here, Uncle Bert. Well,
why don't you just put out the please
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me sign?
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Hey, Paulie, did James get the flowers I
sent?
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You sent her flowers?
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Yeah. To the apartment?
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Yeah, wait till you see the card. It's a
little blue and pink and baby blue.
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Hey, Debbie is in the apartment right
now making pies.
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So what? So she'll read the card. She'll
know.
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Polly, won't you just give it up? This
is like a virus. The information is
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spreading all over the place. You know,
there's a monkey in Africa who knows
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you're pregnant.
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Hi. Oh, Paul.
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Make fun of my hair or I'll slap you.
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No.
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Yeah, all right, good, whatever.
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Did we get a package come for Jamie or
me?
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No, you were expecting something?
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Uh, no.
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Then why?
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Oh, just because we get packages
constantly.
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Literally. Like the phrase, did anything
come? That's pretty much replaced hello
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around here.
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Paul, you all right?
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Yes, yes.
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I just had a little pre -Thanksgiving
stress.
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I'm fine. Why?
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Hello? How could you?
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You two are having a baby, and you
didn't tell me?
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Oh, uh, Teresa, I'm so sorry.
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Sorry about what?
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How long have you known?
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Um, three.
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Miles!
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Yes? Are you telling me that all the
time my marriage was crumbling, you knew
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this, and you didn't even bother to tell
me?
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I, you know... It's all right. It was
rather enjoyable hearing about it on the
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radio.
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I can only apologize about that. My
little girl is having a baby.
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Do you know what that makes me?
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Yeah, that makes you one of those women
people.
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I don't mind. In fact, I want to hear
it. I want to hear it. Say it, Paul.
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What word?
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Well, you know.
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Well, it makes you a... There's a pie.
You know what?
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I gotta go.
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Okay, bye.
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Paul, what was that about?
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That was nothing.
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Nothing? That was nothing.
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None of your business.
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You're not going to tell me? No.
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How can you not tell me? Because when
you need to know, you'll know.
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Fine. Fine.
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That's the way you're going to be?
That's fine.
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Hey, Deb, I'm a big boy now. If I have a
secret I don't want to tell you, you
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can't make me.
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Fine. But sisters whose brothers keep
secrets from them don't help with the
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Thanksgiving pies.
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I didn't know that was a rule.
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Hello. Yes.
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Excuse me. I believe these are yours.
Thank you. I got it. Would you please
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your delivery people be more precise in
future? This exact same thing happened
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in 1991 with that muffin basket.
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Sorry about that.
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Give me the card. Give me that card.
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Debbie, give it to me. What a wonderful
role model you're going to be for this
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child. Child?
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I'm afraid so.
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I swear you and Ira are the only ones
who know.
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And her.
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Two things.
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One, congratulations, Paulie. This is
wonderful news. I'm so happy I could
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Thank you. Two, you're a son of a bitch.
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Hey, Deb.
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What have you done to your hair?
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I'm so tired of you.
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I've set up the pizza in the kitchen,
which is exactly where you'll be eating
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it, because I don't want stains on the
carpet. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm
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leaving before the universe ends from a
woman being at a poker game.
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Pizza?
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I shouldn't. I got an occlusion.
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You coming, Slotkin?
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Give me a minute.
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Sylvia, Sylvia.
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Let me show you a picture of my new
grandson.
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He's beautiful.
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Yeah, isn't he?
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Yeah, would you like to see a picture of
my new grandson?
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Yeah. So would I.
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Mom, where are you going? I'm going to
your wife's house to help her prepare
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only Thanksgiving dinner in America
without a kiddie table.
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Hi.
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Hey. Is my dad in there?
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Your birth son.
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The one having the baby.
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Mel Swanson.
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Yeah. Yeah, hi. Okay, listen. About
that, I would really appreciate it if
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didn't tell my father about it.
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I wouldn't give Bert the satisfaction.
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He and I have a lot of bad blood.
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Well, whatever the motivation, it's just
that...
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We're not really telling people yet, so
I think he would be hurt if, you know,
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if he found out from... Oh, if it will
hurt him.
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Excuse me.
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00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:16,920
Wait, wait, wait. Wait a second. You
can't tell him. Yes, I can.
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00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:22,060
Right. I grant you that physically you
can. I'm just saying, come on, morally,
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ethically, I'll pay you not to. How
much?
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00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:29,079
Fifty bucks?
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00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,080
A hundred.
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Seventy -five.
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For seventy -five, I drop hints.
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All right, fine. Okay. Here, a hundred
bucks.
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Oh, look who's here.
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Slotkin, this is my boy, Pauly.
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Yeah, sweet Matt.
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00:17:42,170 --> 00:17:46,330
Yeah, listen, it turns out I can't play
because I've got to run home. I've got
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00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:47,330
to stop on a big thing.
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Is it that you don't want kids?
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No, we do.
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Because I have to say, that is a very
selfish attitude.
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We want them. We plan to have them.
Plan? Plan when?
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Soon. Soon, soon. Three months? Soon.
Ten years?
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Soon, soon.
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So you'll never have a child. That is a
choice you can make.
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That won't happen. My son will die
childless.
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But the important thing is, you will
have had a lot of nice dinners out.
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Sylvia!
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I know I'm going to regret this, but the
truth is... Don't, don't, don't.
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Don't what?
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Put marshmallows in the yams.
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Joan,
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what's wrong?
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Nothing. You don't cry over nothing.
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00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,760
I was on my way up to see Paul and
Jamie.
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00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:42,060
Debbie and I had our first big fight.
Over what?
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I knew something and I didn't tell her.
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It's not good to have secrets. What was
it?
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Where I come from, they call this a
straight flush.
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Your son's having a kid.
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Everybody, have your attention, please.
We have a little announcement to make.
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I wonder what that could be. Oh, what?
You're buying a new house.
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All right, all right.
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Paul and I are having a baby.
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Yeah, yeah, good for you.
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00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:25,810
Hey, can we eat now? Hey, hey, come on,
this is big news.
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00:19:26,130 --> 00:19:30,450
It's not big news, it's old news. You
handled it very badly.
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00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:32,670
Oh, come on, let's not worry about who
found out when.
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00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:35,330
Oh, oh, easy for you to say. You knew
before they did.
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All right, all right, look.
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Admittedly, we didn't do the best job of
making this public, but come on, we're
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new at this, you know. Maybe next time
we'll do better.
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But regardless of who here found out
first, the important thing is that you,
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family, our friends, the people closest
to us in the world, you are the only
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people on the planet who know this
information.
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Just a second.
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00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:13,290
Is that Hal in Maggie's apartment?
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00:20:13,830 --> 00:20:16,390
Uh, no, actually, they're across the
hall. I know you.
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00:20:16,910 --> 00:20:18,350
You're the couple from the elevator.
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00:20:18,990 --> 00:20:21,750
Hey, Kev, these are the people I was
telling you about.
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How you doing?
393
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:31,550
I hear you're having a baby. That's
great.
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Oh!
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00:21:19,810 --> 00:21:21,210
ah!
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