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All right, little baby, listen to me.
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The game is played on a diamond with
four bases 90 feet apart.
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Now, the object is to hit the ball and
run around all the bases more times than
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your opponent who's pitching you the
ball.
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Now, when you hit the ball, you run the
first.
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Now, if the fielders don't catch the
ball before it hits the ground, then
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you do is... I'll tell you the rest
tomorrow.
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Okay, the baby loves James Taylor, loves
Bonnie Raitt, not so sure about
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Sinatra. Which Sinatra did you play?
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This one.
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Live at the Sands?
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Yeah.
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You play this for the baby?
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Yeah, so?
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You don't play Sinatra at the Sands for
a fetus. Everybody knows that.
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Why?
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Because it's live at the Sands. It's
loud and brassy.
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Plus, Las Vegas, you know, it's smoky,
it's gambling, baby doesn't need that.
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I'll tell you what was a big hit.
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The soundtrack to Guys and Dolls.
Really?
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See? Her daddy loves show tunes. I
thought she ought to know.
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Well, thank you.
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Did you play him your Hungarian chants?
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Bulgarian. Whatever.
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Yes. And?
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Loved it.
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Really? Yes.
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How do you know?
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Because. I'm the mommy. I can tell.
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Bulgarian chants and Sinatra. I want the
baby to know who we are.
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How much do you think a baby could know?
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A lot.
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Everything.
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What is this baby? It's a combination of
you and me. Everything we are,
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everything we've been through, right in
there.
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Is that true?
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I believe it is.
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Yeah. Hey, you think that's true, little
baby?
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Is that true?
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What do you know?
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Honey, that tickles.
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Honey.
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How much do you know?
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Honey.
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Honey, honey, honey, honey.
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Honey, could you take this?
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I'm sorry, did you just call me honey?
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No.
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Honey, I'm home!
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I noticed.
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How do you like being married, huh?
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Isn't it great?
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Ow! Oh, you're married? Yeah.
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Almost three years. We thought we were
gonna, but we're not. But, you know, it
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doesn't mean we won't. We will, just not
tonight.
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Makes sense.
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Really? What's she like?
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My wife.
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Jamie Buckman is Jamie Buckman, all
right?
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Sounds perfect.
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Actually, no.
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Are you guys fighting? We're not
fighting. Trust me, you are.
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This is just how we live.
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Nobody's right and nobody's wrong.
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Listen to me.
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No.
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A little bit more right, but that's it.
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Are they going to trust me? You lied.
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Yeah, but if you're not going to trust
me, what's the sense in lying?
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Because it's wrong. How is this wrong?
We're adults.
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I know. All right. What do you want to
do? Do you want to yell at me? You want
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to kill me? You want to divorce me?
What? Keep going. What the hell is the
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matter with you? What?
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I think we've been going at this half
-assed. What does that mean?
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It means I think we should be going at
it whole -assed.
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Amazing scream.
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I won!
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I won! I won! Paul, of course, thought
it was him.
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Oh, God.
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In five seconds, we were done, and I was
able to stretch.
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Well, she's got good points, too.
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There's my beautiful bride.
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Yeah, fight me.
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She gets so excited about things. You
know, she's genuinely surprised when we
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don't win the lottery.
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You know, she calls me on stuff when I'm
making myself crazy.
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Your job is to stop me from doing
something idiotic. Idiotic? I can do
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myself. Going to a wedding without
pants?
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You bet. Let him see who the best man
really is.
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How about some clams? Would you want
more fun than
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this? All right, one more.
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Get the Larry plate, the Moe plate, the
Curly plate, and as our gift to you, the
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Chip Salad Bowl.
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No. Jamie's sitting there, she looks,
you know, cute, like always.
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What? The light hit her face in a funny
way, and I never noticed it. She looks
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like, she reminds me of the guy in The
Silence of the Lambs.
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How did this happen? I used to be out
there all the time.
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I frizzed my hair, I wore hats, I slept
with artists.
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Don't vomit in front of me. You know
what happens if you vomit in front of
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Ow, ow!
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You letting your hair grow out? No.
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It's like harder or something.
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I would like to punch you so hard.
Pardon me.
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I'll give you one million dollars to
sleep with your mom.
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Great. Let me ask you something. What
happened? Oh,
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I think I heard something.
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What?
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What? What?
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What? What? What?
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What? Oh, my God.
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What? What?
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Wow. Oh, God. Wow.
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Wow. What?
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Wow.
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Wow.
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Wow?
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You're going to say wow? You don't get
to say wow. You're not entitled to a wow
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on this one.
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Did you just kiss me?
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No.
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I love you. This is what I'm trying to
say.
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Am I stupid?
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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I don't get it. I don't get it. What?
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How? How?
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No reason.
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All right. I got an idea. I got an idea.
Here's an idea. I got an idea. This was
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a big mistake.
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You're so pathetic.
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I was going to say. I'm shocked.
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I'm stunned.
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flummoxed. You talk your way, I'll talk
right. I talk right.
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Hey, hey, hey. No, no, no, no. Hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey.
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I see.
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Told you, I think I just get some bacon.
I don't know, but I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
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I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
I, I, I, I, I,
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Baby, I'm the greatest
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Okay,
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but can you pee standing up
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I
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Have a dream
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I have a dream, and it involves the two
of us in a beautiful house.
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Nothing big, you know, nice yard, maybe
three -quarters of an acre. A house. A
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house with us and our things and little
usses, you know, small usses.
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Maybe three. You always want the three,
right? Maybe.
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You know, maybe not three, because the
middle kid is always screwed up.
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What is the matter?
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You're a strange, amazing man.
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Okay, so I lied.
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I wish that cabana boy would rub some
lotion on my back.
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I'm not doing Pedro.
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Who is it?
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Si, senor, esta Pedro.
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Should we start trying?
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Now? From now on?
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Maybe. Really?
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Are you sure? No, I'm not sure. But
we're going to start trying. Yeah. Oh,
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God. What? I'm the mommy.
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You know what? This is too much
pressure.
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Seriously, I'm the mommy. I know.
Listen, believe me.
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I know it's not fair. It's so not fair.
You know, if I could have the kid...
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Don't even start. You'd have one cramp
and kill yourself.
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Shut up.
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We don't stare, sweetheart.
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Trust
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me,
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it gets so much worse than this.
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What? What's the matter?
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Hit me again!
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Oh, my God!
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Hello. Hello.
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Hello. Yes.
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Yes. What are you doing? Just, uh,
chanting.
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What were you chanting?
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Oh, Oklahoma.
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Music and passion are always the fashion
at the Copa.
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My sleepwalkers.
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Your cheating heart will tell on you.
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See,
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I don't even think the baby can hear us.
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Who? What?
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I think the baby just moved.
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Make the baby move again.
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I can't. Why not?
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Why not? I don't have control over it.
Hey, baby, listen to me. Hey, can you
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hear us?
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Hey, knock, knock.
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Sweetie?
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Sweetie?
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Sweetie?
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Sweetie, may I see you in the kitchen,
please?
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What? What is it now? I just have to
leave the window open for the dog.
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Is this a bad time?
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It won't take a minute. Is this a bad
time? Is this a bad time? I don't know.
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depends on what you want.
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I hope this isn't a bad time. I wanted
you to be the first to know in person.
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Is this a bad time? No.
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Hey, guess who's home?
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Hey. Okay, I'm here. Show me the
changes.
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You I like.
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All I could think about was coming home
to see you.
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That is so sweet.
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Surprise. There he is. Surprise.
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There he is.
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Surprise.
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I want you.
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And guess what? Careful.
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Hey, guys. Sorry, I'm late.
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Oh, bye.
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I'm worried.
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I'm worried about race.
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Too much, too much.
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The peach is very intrusive. It will
dominate the drink.
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The flesh of the peach, folks, is
amazing.
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It's like Hitler.
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Sweetie, will you be back by six?
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All right, because you've got the thing
tonight.
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Okay. I'll see you later.
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Chocolate pudding?
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Ow! My tooth.
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I think I've got a cavity.
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Why don't you eat more cookies?
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I'm a cookie.
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I smell turkey.
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Noodles and tomato sauce.
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Cheese on top.
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All right, shall we?
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Egypt makes beer?
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Twinkie filling.
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Eggs and battery.
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Hey, do we still have bananas, or did
you finish them?
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Yeah. Yes, what? Yes, you finished them,
or yes, we have no bananas?
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Hi. You guys want the usual?
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Sure, why not?
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And that would be what?
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You got some very impressive credits
there, seriously.
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Is this all true?
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A lot of it's true.
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Some bread?
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Oh, no, thanks.
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Did you know that in ten ounces of meat,
two ounces are blood?
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That's so funny. I work at a bank.
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What are you doing? I was just sitting.
Where? Right here. Where? At your table.
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Where at my table? In the chair.
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What chair? This chair. Whose chair?
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Your chair.
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We have a little order here.
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You're blocking readers. Yes, we're
blocking readers.
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You're on TV. I'm on TV.
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People never think I'm funny, but I can
be funny too, you know. I suppose it's
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true that people have a certain image of
you.
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What kind of image?
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What do they have?
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Who knows? You know, I suppose, you
know, not that you were responsible for
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breaking up the... Okay.
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Everything you do is just right.
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That's what I think. Thank you.
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You know, I'm so full I could puke.
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Shut up. I'll stand back.
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This is going to be very spectacular.
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Something seems to be amiss. Something
is wrong.
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The ball has stopped at three.
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Oh, sure.
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The one year I decide to stay home.
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Oops.
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Remember what men think when girls give
in on the first date?
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Yippee. You do these things without
thinking.
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That's how I live.
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I just close my eyes and I leave. Yeah,
well, I'm running all over town with a
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net. Who's a net?
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You're the king. Here I go. Wow.
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That Lisa, she's so sweet.
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Yeah, I guess she is. You two are so
different.
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I'm turning off the lights in the
kitchen.
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You know, this is the first time that
you and I have been alone together, I
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mean, without Paul around.
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My God, can't you skip a night?
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You want me to change the way I talk?
Okay, I'll change the way I talk!
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I'll take care of the kitchen.
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See, this is why we turned out this way.
This is what I'm saying. This is what
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I'm saying. I'm saying. We're all saying
the same thing.
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What?
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What's wrong with you? Hey, hey, hey.
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What is the...
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What is the matter with you?
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We hold them together, a little circle
of friends. That's our job.
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Hey, Mom. How you doing? I'm good, I'm
good, I'm good. You doing good? I'm
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I'm good. Yeah, good, good, good. How
did we get that job? Because we're the
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least crazy.
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Yeah, but by a little, by so little.
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Where's the broad?
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Hey, I love you.
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She's so... And he's so...
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I was picking up Fran, and Fran's
picking up Mark.
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You guys having fun?
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Good. How's it going?
297
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I feel good. Feel my ass. I wear these.
298
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I think I spilled some paint on one of
your shirts.
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Oh, don't worry about it. It's Mark's.
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What do you do?
301
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Have fun.
302
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You know what it's like to just have
fun?
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Why would you tell him that? You know
all these...
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riddled with anxiety. You just don't go
tell him something like that.
305
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,119
Listen, you don't think the pants are a
little too short?
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No matter when I die, it's gonna piss me
off.
307
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You think the world is gonna be a poorer
place because you have not produced an
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heir? In my opinion, that is no reason
to have kids. It's just pure ego.
309
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A child, Wally, should be the product of
the natural, organic love between two
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committed people.
311
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Now, please, can we watch the porno
channel?
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Dad!
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Wow. You guys ever have a marriage that
just fell to crap?
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Yeah.
315
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Hey, one more time.
316
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Honey, it's a baby, not a dog.
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What if you put a piece of kibble on
your belly? There's a good idea.
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Because kibble usually works.
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Come on, baby. Hey.
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Mary, roll over.
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Let's go.
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Let's go.
323
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This is no.
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Murray! Yeah?
325
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Murray's a dog!
326
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Murray's a dog!
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You know what I like about you, Murray?
328
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You listen. You, you pay attention.
329
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Honey, you're squabbling.
330
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Sweetie, I don't want to.
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Go put your clothes on.
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He's a dog.
333
00:18:56,930 --> 00:19:00,170
Yeah, well, he can't keep using that as
an excuse. His last bowel movement.
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Monday. Monday. Oh, can you believe
this?
335
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Saturday. I would like to loosely cup
your dog's testicles.
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This is what I'm saying to you.
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No.
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I told you not to go in there.
339
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I'm, uh, I'm thinking soup, but they
only have fish.
340
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We're here to discuss future, Master
Pat.
341
00:20:06,810 --> 00:20:09,870
Well, what was the point of the whole
thing? We had fun, didn't we?
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00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:15,760
You got a beautiful wife?
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Yeah. You love her?
344
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Sure. Does she love you?
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00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:23,700
Yeah. You got more than three pairs of
pants?
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Yeah. There you go.
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Where? To the future.
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I'll mine the past and you giddy up to
the future.
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You want to know how beautiful this baby
would be?
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You know they say every baby chooses its
parents?
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Mm -hmm.
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00:20:54,650 --> 00:20:56,570
Why do you think this baby chose us?
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I don't know.
354
00:20:59,290 --> 00:21:03,330
I mean, out of everyone on the whole
planet, this baby said, I want them.
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In apartment 11D.
356
00:21:06,190 --> 00:21:11,310
Well, it's a very interesting question.
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
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00:21:11,510 --> 00:21:12,510
What's the difference?
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Get fired.
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