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I'd like to confirm.

I've been getting the runaround for two
hours. Can you tell me approximately how

much money was missing?

Was it over a thousand dollars?

Hey, you guys are heading the wrong way.
Barton's on the eighth floor, and all

this stuff is going out.

Pinching his audit all for him, but all
he wants is a metal desk and some filing

cabinets. You'll figure it.

See you in January, Nick.

I'm not sure exactly what to expect.
I've never worked with a paper doctor

before, Mr. Barton.

Mike, please.

The term paper doctor has certain
unpleasant connotations, Luke.

I prefer media consultant.

I don't know what to expect from a media
consultant, Mike.

Well, what we do first is run some
tests.

diagnose what's wrong, prescribe
treatment, and finally we stay with you

you're back on your feet.

Whatever you do, it sure was impressive
back east with the courier.

Oh, the courier had no place to go but
up. I wouldn't expect such spectacular

results with the trip.

Not right away.

We're not expecting miracles, Mr.
Barton.

Extraordinary results will do.

With everybody's cooperation, I wouldn't
be surprised if we pulled a few rabbits

out of the hat.

I think our first challenge is to make
some inroads into our target market.

18 to 39 -year -old women.

What do we do?

Give away 18 to 39 -year -old men?

Maybe if we all knew specifically what
you had in mind.

Okay. Let's take Metro, for example,
Luke.

We tried something in Houston. Got a
good response.

And it's even more appropriate here.

Single in Space City.

I don't think people in Los Angeles
would be interested in what it's like to

single in Houston.

No, but they care about what it's like
to be single in L .A.

It's a youthful topic. It's got zest.
It's got verve, excitement, and it's

at the readers we're looking for.

Yeah, but isn't this really for our
Today session?

Charlie, research has confirmed again
and again that you get people with page

one. Now, all I'm suggesting is that we
look at this as news, an investigative

approach with your best city -side
reporters.

Singles? Come on, Lou. I'm in the middle
of three real stories.

Apparently, the definition of real is
being expanded.

This is interesting.

Your chances of meeting an astronaut in
a Houston bar are ten times greater than

your chances of meeting an astronaut in
a bar in Albuquerque.

Now, that's the kind of in -depth
reporting I want from you two.

Lou, this is all fluff. It's full of
generalities and opinions and adjectives

like zippy and zingy.

Well, we'll just have to do better,
won't we?

Look, I have it on good authority that
we haven't been pursuing 18 to 39 -year

-old women enough. Lord knows I'm doing
my best.

Look, singles is big business. Let's
come at it from that angle and see if we

can keep our zippy adjective to a
minimum.

I could take a look at video dating.

Video dating?

Yeah, they put you on videotape. You
pick a girl, they pick your pocket. I've

seen the ads really slick. You know
they've got to be taking in big bucks.

That's a good place to start.

Billy, what interests you?

I refuse to do a singles bar, Lou, not
after looking for Mr. Goodbar.

What about computer dating?

Well, that might be okay.

If it doesn't work, it doesn't work. At
least we can say we gave it a try.

Hi. Welcome to Close Encounters. I'm
Alan Ingram. Joe Ross.

Joe. May I call you Joe?

And this is the Dennis Price.

Hi. Have a seat.

Look, Mr. Ingram, I'm a reporter from
the Tribune. Oh, good paper.

Thanks. You single?

Hey. Wait a minute. I'm here for a
story, not a meaningful relationship.

Oh, would you feel cheated if you went
away with both?

I don't have time for both.

Ah, not many people do. That's why we're
doing so well.

Look, Mr.

Ringel, I may not be Robert Redford, but
I think I can get a date without help

from Sony.

Look, you want the real story, don't
you?

Now, join us for a couple of weeks. You
too.

Believe me, Joe, this is a unique
experience. You can only understand it

the inside.

I'm getting a funny feeling. Did I ever
buy a Corvia from you?

You guys are determined to unearth a
monster here, aren't you?

Look, I'll tell you what.

Dig one up, and I'll refund your
membership.

Fair?

Fair. This really has been fun.

You know, I always thought those
computer dating things were a bad idea.

They seemed very inhuman.

But I'm really glad I came. I enjoyed
meeting you.

Same here.

Thank you.

I wonder what the odds were of me
meeting somebody nice.

Yeah, I wonder.

Look, you're very nice, too.

As a matter of fact, you're more than
nice. You seem to be a bright person.

Sounds like you have an interesting job.

Hold it.

Do I hear a butt coming?

It's just that these things don't always
work out, you know?

I don't want to waste your time.

The next guy that calls might be a
perfect match, you know?

Let me just tell you something.

I happen to be a reporter with the Los
Angeles Tribune. I'm doing a story about

singles, and this was all just part of
my job. Sure, okay.

I am a reporter.

I am doing a story about singles.

I wasn't even trying.

I grew up in a big Italian family. You
know how it is. Brothers and sisters all

over the place, talking, yelling.

Nobody could hear me. I had it right.

What would you be if you couldn't be a
reporter, Joe? Dead. I'd be dead.

Dead? What I mean is there's just
nothing else I'd rather be.

I'm one of the lucky ones. I love what
I'm doing.

Thank you, Joe.

You got me to say all that stuff.

Well, reporters aren't the only ones who
can do a good interview, you know.

We'll make your tape available to 300
women.

It's a good interview, Joe.

You really come across.

Yeah, you were really cute.

I'd go out with you.

Someone's still here.

Sure, Mr. Barton.

He's here every night.

I just figure he gets paid by the
algorithm.

Good coverage in the AA room.

Why are we burying the cheerleader
controversy?

With so many bodies to choose from, why
did we go for headshots?

Five thoughts exactly.

Oh, hello.

Mr. Barton, I'm impressed.

Good night now.

Thank you. Good night.

Memo to Lou Brandt.

Sorry we haven't had time to answer my
phone calls, but I know how busy you

Just so we are not butting heads from
the beginning.

There are a few things I think we ought
to try to clear up.

Forget that, Carol. Let that be mature.

Lou Grant will continue in a moment here
on A &E.

Who's the fairest one of all?

Snow White, of course.

And who has the fairest video deal of
all? Pillsbury.

Because when you buy Walt Disney's
masterpiece, Snow White and the Seven

and select Pillsbury products, Pillsbury
will send you a $5 refund.

That's fair, isn't it?

Hooray!

You've heard of finger sandwiches. Well,
this is not one of them. This is a two

-fisted job.

Ham.

Sausage or bacon, all with cheese and
eggs.

I think you really like it. Try it. Let
me know what you think of it. Taste that

country goodness.

When we heard there's a hot cereal with
crunch, we said great.

But how?

Then we try grape nuts cooked hot. Just
add milk and pop it in the microwave.

60 seconds for a little crunch. I want a
big crunch.

30 seconds for a big crunch. We thought
all hot cereals were the same.

Mushy. Yeah.

But not grape nuts cooked hot. All that
warm goodness with that hearty, nutty

crunch make it taste so different.

So good.

And now Mom's getting mushy. Yeah.
Discover grape nut cereal cooked hot.

Finally, a hot cereal with crunch.

Excuse me, I see you use a scoopable cat
litter.

Why, yes, I do. You ever have an odor
problem from those broken clumps?

No.

What? Well, I guess so. Looks like you
need new, stronger clumping Fresh Step

Scoop. Of the leading scoops, only new
Fresh Step Scoop has 100 % scoopable

for good, solid, sturdy clumps. So, you
can scoop odor away.

Now, isn't that fresher? Mm -hmm. New
Fresh Step Scoop.

Now you've got the scoop on freshness.

Did you ever think you'd find a light
syrup that tasted better than a regular?

Well, you can just stop looking, cuz.

With Aunt Jemima, now you're cooking.

Not only does Aunt Jemima Light taste
better than Lock Cabin Regular, it's got

more maple in it. And my grandkids think
that's cool.

Oh, yeah.

If you want more maple, you can just
stop looking.

With Aunt Jemima, now you're cooking.

It's got more maple in it.

See this can? This is historic soup.

That's because it was cooked in the
past. You just reheat it. Now this is

kettle creation.

Delicious soups with pasta and beans.

See the window? For homemade taste, you
cook up fresh in 30 minutes. In your

kitchen. In your kettle.

In the present.

So now you have a choice.

You can make history.

Or you can make soup.

New Lipton Kettle Creations.

Soup's so good, it's uncanny.

RISC, it's light, it's lively.

The newspaper to fit your active
lifestyle.

The all -new L .A. Trip.

The newspaper with news for people.

Who was it for before?

Pick us up. We'll give you what you want
every morning. You won't disappoint us.

You could tell she had a good figure
because she looked like a girl who knew

had a good figure. A real California
girl, but mature.

You forgot to know her. Well, you know,
I really felt like I did.

That's a real Los Angeles experience.

Two lights intersect for a moment at a
stoplight.

Light turns green. By that time, you're
in love.

And she pulls away.

You see the license plate.

Poor mommy.

This was nobody's mommy.

How do you know? Did you talk to her?
Well, it just turned out we both got

caught in the next signal.

So we chatted.

Not enough for you?

I made some remark.

I don't know, something clever.

Then the light changed.

She made a left, I made a right, and
that was it.

All the way in, I kept thinking, wow,
why didn't I say something more?

Lou, those things never work out.

She was different. I'm telling you, this
girl was different.

Morning. Morning.

Hey,

Rusty. This message was in with mine.

Call Close Encounters already, yeah?

See, it just goes to show you.

You give the public what they want,
they're going to respond.

Hiya, I'm Joe 478.

Oh. Okay, let me write that down.

Erin 762.

What a beautiful number, 762.

Okay, thanks. Don't hang up. Hold it,
hold it.

Dennis wants to talk to you.

Yeah, it's Price 812.

Yeah, go ahead.

Donna 312. Good for you, man. Well, you
got one too.

Bonnie 591.

Okay. 32.

Marissa.

487.

Lastly.

This is a paper you don't have to open
to read.

Is that good?

Wow.

It's interesting.

It certainly is attractive.

So I'm certainly reminded of my friend
who's just had cosmetic surgery.

Now, I know that she's the same person
inside, but now

somehow she's a stranger to me.

I suppose she looks better, but I miss
my old friend's face.

Yeah, it takes a while to get used to.

I'll just leave these here and see how
they wear on you.

Mark? Lou?

Maybe all these black lines are
attractive.

But don't your pad legs get dirty with
so much ink?

Good point, but only if you lay it in
your lap. And that is not the way the

is going to be read.

You want to give people lessons?

It's just not a problem, believe me. I'm
a little concerned with the size of the

news hole.

What about all that white space?

We're going to lose some space with any
of the new formats. But if we are

telling our stories right, the readers
will never notice.

What, telling our stories?

Wasn't that the root of the news
business, storytelling?

Like the old town criers or the
troubadours?

They knew how to keep their audience
interested.

Maybe you want to put the paper to
music.

Look, there's a sexy angle to every
story, and we'd better figure out what

if we want anybody to read it.

Sexy?

I don't know.

Oh, I don't mean sexy, steamy, carnal. I
mean sexy, vibrant, provocative, fun,

zingy, zippy.

Sure.

In other words, fit the news to match
your ad campaign.

Pick us up. You won't be disappointed.

Like a breakfast cereal.

Let's be clear on this.

We are selling a product.

And packaging is critically important.
Because if we don't package it right, it

doesn't sell.

And if it doesn't sell, we don't have a
newspaper.

Look.

I hate this.

Maybe this is fashionable. Maybe it's
progressive.

I hate it.

Excuse me, Mrs. Benjamin. I've got to
work.

It's paperwork.

So, I've been in L .A. a couple of years
now, and it's hard to meet people.

Look, can I get out of this?

Can we just stop?

I think you're doing fine.

Well, you can keep half the money if you
let me get out of this right now and

never show this tape to anybody.

After you see the tape, if you still
want me to erase it, I will. There's

absolutely no way you'll get me to look
at this tape.

I heard my voice on a tape recorder
once.

And I bet with a picture it's even
worse.

I wouldn't do it again if you paid me.

But you're paying me.

Oh, yeah.

Well, thank you so much.

Are you okay? Yeah, I'm okay. Are you
okay?

Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

Shouldn't you be sitting down?

No, I'm fine. Oh, my God.

I'm sorry. It was my fault.

Don't you watch where you're going? We
weren't even going past.

How stupid can you get?

Now, wait a minute. I said I was sorry.

We'd better get out of here. You think
you can pull over the curb?

Yeah, I know I can.

Place around the corner.

All right, I'll follow you. I'll follow
you.

Listen.

Why don't we leave the insurance company
out of this?

You got something to hide?

No, no, no, no. I just don't want my
rates to go up. You get some estimates,

I'll write a check.

Here's my license.

Would you take that out of the plastic,
please?

You know, you really sound like a cop.

Sorry, it's a... reflex.

I had to stifle an impulse to throw you
up against the car back there and tell

you to spread them.

Oh, great.

I hit a cop.

That's right.

Now, the French, they know how to make
movies.

The Bellas of Cherbourg.

Sundays, they see Belle.

What do the Americans make that compares
with Jules A. Jean?

Les Jeux, part two.

Did you ever see a man and a woman?

Now, if you say life can't be like that,
then it won't be.

I guess it's no secret I'm a romantic.

You call yourself a romantic, yet you
arranged a date through a computer.

Of course.

I fill out a few forms, drop them into a
computer, and let fate take its course.

And now you're here.

It's perfect.

Fate put you together with a reporter.

Billy, when I was 19, I spent a summer
bumming around Europe.

One afternoon, I stood in the Prado
Museum in Madrid, bewitched by the face

girl painted in oils 400 years ago.

I decided that if I ever saw that face
again, I would pursue it.

Until it smiled.

Ah, good. Hey, boy.

Phil, I'm not the girl in the painting.

You're better.

And that's why I want us to spend our
lives together.

Marry me.

Before you answer.

Let me favor this moment while you're
considering the kind of life I'm

him. Philip, stop just a second. I can't
even tell. You could almost be serious.

I am serious.

Could we back up just a little bit?

I think we should have said goodnight
about five minutes ago.

Don't go.

I rushed you. I'm sorry.

Forgive me.

I forgive you.

Thank you. I wish you all the best.

Good night.

I'll call you tomorrow.

I have such a foul feeling about this
computer dating thing.

First I get rejected. Then after I'm
spending the evening with Philip... You

were rejected on a computer date?

Huh? Yeah.

Why would anyone reject you?

It was nothing. Nothing?

A guy who uses a machine to get his
dates rejects you and you say that's

nothing?

You're a terrific kid. He was crazy to
reject you.

Thank you.

Can we talk about it another time?

Okay.

There's nothing wrong with you. Remember
that.

Lou.

Okay.

Where do we go from here on the Phillips
story?

Nowhere, I hope.

Beautiful day, isn't it?

I don't know. Let me check the research
before I commit.

Guys, good news. The first time out, we
have struck gold.

Gold? This memo on you. Philip, sorry.
He is beautiful.

I must have written it wrong.

This is a poor, sad guy.

He's so afraid he's going to fail as
himself that he's turned himself into a

composite of all the heroes of every
movie he's ever seen. We can do the

without that little bit of armchair
psychology, Billy.

You don't have to be Sigmund Freud to
see that Philip here has a few problems.

Sigmund Freud doesn't read our
newspaper, Lou.

I'm telling you that a lot of women in
this town are in love with the idea of a

guy like Philip. They want to believe
that guys like Philip still exist.

And they're going to buy the trip.

To read about him, to look at him, and
fantasize about him.

This is the L .A. Tribune, not modern
romance.

This is a newspaper with serious
financial problems.

You change the slant on the Phillips
story, you've got a very sexy piece. One

man's fight to bring romance back to L
.A.

When are you going to see him again?

Enough.

You are missing a big chance.

I'm not going to keep seeing Phillips
and toy with him so you can have a sexy

feature, Mr.

Barton. To you, he may be a way to sell
newspapers.

He also happens to be a human being.

Maybe if you talk to her.

I agree with her.

A hundred percent.

No more dates. The story runs as is.

I can see I'm going to have to drag you
into the 20th century, Lou. You and the

trip. Kicking and screaming all the way,
I'm sure.

And that's the way it's going to have to
be, Bart.

Grant, we'll continue in a moment. You
wanted

to see me?

Yeah, come in, come in. Take a seat.

How's it going?

It's going good.

I've been looking at your work. It's
terrific.

Well, you know.

Don't be embarrassed. You're good. I
know it. You should know it.

Talent is nothing to be ashamed of.

Well, you know.

I'd like to start featuring your
photographs.

Telling more stories with pictures.

Using the camera as an investigative
reporter.

I've been wanting to do that.

You know what always interests me?

And what would interest a lot of our
readers?

Pictures of me in a swimsuit.

No, close.

What I'd like to do is catch people in
their real moments.

Strip away the facades, the poses, the
public face.

Like what?

You ever heard of Martha Lindstrom?

Sure, a movie star from the 40s with the
great legs.

That's right.

She's back in town, and this is where
she's staying.

I want as many pictures of her as you
can get.

Yeah.

But, uh, isn't she kind of old now?

Trying to dodge photographers is
practically her whole career.

Which is why getting a picture of her
would be a real tool.

Yeah, but everyone in the world knows
she doesn't want publicity.

What she wants and what we want are not
synonymous.

Manny?

In some Middle Eastern countries, a half
hour would be considered on time.

Here in L .A., I guess you'd have to
call it late.

Sorry.

Why don't we just pretend we're in the
Middle East?

Great.

So, uh... I mean, you like my tape.

Well, enough about me. Let's talk about
you.

Did I say something wrong?

No.

As a matter of fact, I did like your
tape.

Yeah.

So did yours, too.

Did you like it?

I mean, you're right.

Maybe we should just let our tapes meet
each other.

Huh?

Nothing.

Look, I'm in kind of a hurry.

We'd better order any fast.

Fine. I'll try not to chew.

Is this the first date you've ever been
on?

You said so on the tape.

I'm doing a story on what it's like to
be single in L .A.

Can I have the story?

Yeah.

Okay.

I was born on a stormy night in New
Brunswick, Maine.

The only daughter of a poor but honest
lobster farmer.

I know I finished with my singles
assignment, but I just found something

interesting.

There's a retirement village that evicts
you when your husband or wife dies.

Incredible. Why would they do that?

Apparently, they think a single person
is a threat to the other marriages.

Of course, it's not zippy or zingy.

It's not sexy.

It's not about women 18 to 39.

It's not fun.

Well, perhaps if I stopped suddenly and
you rammed into me, you might... That

won't be necessary.

How are you, Susan?

Let's keep it, Officer Sherman. At least
until the check clears.

Sit down.

Please.

Officer. Thank you.

Well, I have the answers for my car.

I think we ought to just go to the
lowest bidder, okay?

No.

No, it's been my experience that you get
what you pay for.

But since I pay for it, the sky's the
limit, huh?

I'm willing to go with the middle
estimate.

Yeah?

Okay.

You go ahead with that one and send me
the bill and I'll send you a check.

No.

No?

No, you write me a check now.

Please.

The actual bill could turn out to be
less.

Less? Are you kidding? When was a bill
ever less than the estimate? I'm giving

you a break.

It's a hundred... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Are you having a new car built or are
you just repairing the old one?

You don't want to phone the bank?

No, that's all right.

I've got your address.

Hello.

Terrific.

Drop by any time.

Bye. Bye.

Not bad.

Where'd you meet her?

I smashed into her car.

That's one way to meet a woman, sure.

What kind of car?

VW. Oh.

My father always told me.

It's just as easy to smash into the car
of a rich girl as a poor girl.

Next time, try a Mercedes.

Thank you.

My old man was truly amazing.

He was a barber.

He used to sit in the shop on Saturdays,
and he'd introduce me to everyone who

walked in and knew all their names. I
couldn't believe it. How old are you?

Oh, eight or nine.

He'd say to me, Joe.

Learn to remember names. People
appreciate it. You make a good

They say, how do you learn?

You say, I practice.

So did you?

Oh, I practice day and night.

I can enter a room full of people, say
50, 60 people, and be introduced to each

one. And you remember all their names?
Not a single one, no.

But everything else. Phone numbers,
faces, everything. But names, forget it.

Uh -oh, it's 3 o 'clock.

So?

Well, I thought you were in a hurry.

Nah, I just said that in case I didn't
like you.

How sweet.

Hey, you're still here, right?

Yeah, I guess I'm just one lucky gal.

Did I say something wrong?

Look, we can't be going on fine and then
all of a sudden you pull back and

you're the reporter again.

What's the matter with you?

I don't know whether we're talking or
you're doing a story.

And if... I'm just a story.

Let's wind it up right now.

No, wait, wait, wait, wait.

The fact is, I don't go out too much.
I'm kind of wrapped up in my work, you

know.

A lot of things that make me a good
reporter make me kind of a lousy lunch

I guess. I'm sorry.

When I especially want to make a good
impression, I screw up.

I don't know, maybe I try too hard.

But when I'm with someone I like, I get
nervous.

And I try to cover it up by being a
smart guy, I guess.

And is this one of those times?

candid shot.

Of course, I couldn't get too close.

Oh, Lord.

Is that the face I pinned up in my
locker?

Who's that?

Do you believe that's Marta Lindstrom?

Are you kidding?

Marta Lindstrom doesn't let anybody take
her picture.

She's been ducking photographers for the
last 20 years. So one photographer

didn't let her get in the clip.

What'd you do that for?

Because Michael Barton told me to.

Give me Barton.

He's in the building. Find him.

Let me get this straight. None of our
editors assigned you to this? I'm sorry,

Lou. I thought you knew about it.

Barton? Yeah, Lou? What can I do for
you?

I just saw the pictures of Marta
Lindstrom.

Oh, yeah? We did it.

No, we didn't do it, and we don't do
this.

Marta Lindstrom's not a criminal ducking
prosecution.

She's not a politician trying to avoid
an issue.

She was a lovely lady who wants the
chance to lose her beauty with dignity.

In private. A privacy this newspaper is
not going to invade.

Okay, Lou, I hear you.

I'll come by later.

We'll talk this over.

Don't bother.

We just did.

It's funny. Whenever I think I'm on the
verge of accomplishing something, I keep

running into the same stumbling block.

Mr. Grant.

That's right.

Just a minute.

Philip,

I

told you... You told me you didn't want
to go out to dinner, so I decided to

bring a little snack by.

Gustav!

Lou Grant will continue in a moment here
on A &E.

Oh, it's early.

Oh, it's a nice morning.

Yeah. Setting a time to run before the
smog hardens.

What's that?

I thought I'd make some breakfast.

Oh, that's nice.

I don't usually eat breakfast.

Oh, neither do I.

Anyway, I've got to get to work, and
you've got to run and get to work, too,

know. Yeah, well, I do, do.

So, better get going.

Gee, where's my purse? Oh, there it is.

Oh, thank you.

Okay.

Okay.

I guess from here the freeway isn't such
a good idea. No, no, no. Don't take the

freeway. Okay.

You don't... What?

I'm late.

Oh.

What were you going to say?

You probably don't have time for a cup
of cotton.

I'd love one.

Oh. I'll get it.

I think you're in trouble.

About Bartlett?

Forget it.

Now listen to me, though.

I'm not talking about good -natured
differences of opinion.

I got a look at the status report the
department has prepared for Mrs.

and he comes down pretty hard on Metro.

But you get a hold of that.

You think I'm above bribing the kid in
Vimeo?

Hey.

If you ever want to get back on
reporting, I'll find a place for you.

listen.

Barton is headhunting, and he's pretty
good at it.

In the part of the report on you, he
says that you have made Metro into your

little private kingdom.

He uses words like parochial and
inflexible.

You mean he doesn't think I'm bright and
sexy like your new trip?

Well, how come I always have to do the
worrying for you?

You're dangling all alone out there on
that tree limb. Barton is revving up his

chainsaw and I'm standing like a dope
with arms outstretched hoping like hell

can catch you.

Will you not worry about me? I happen to
love a good fight.

That's what I keep forgetting.

I don't sleep nights and you're having a
ball.

Stop worrying about me and start
worrying about what he's doing to the

will you?

That's another thing, Lou.

I'm not certain that Barton is
altogether wrong.

What?

Do you think the trip is going to look
like that in 20 years?

I mean, there may not even be a trip in
20 years.

You know the California condor?

Yeah, that big ugly bird that's just
about extinct. Yeah, you know why he's

going extinct?

I don't know.

Why? Are they bad in bed?

Progress. That's all.

Industry. Development. We're moving in
on their territory.

Those birds are gold.

I'm sorry, Tony.

Are you staying up night to worry about
them, too?

Lou, I worry about all of us ugly old
birds.

I mean, our kind of newspaper guy is on
the way out.

I just don't want us to go before our
time.

Leave me alone.

Philip, romance is something that
happens between two people.

When it's this one -sided, it's not
attention, it's harassment.

Now, look, look, Philip. Philip, I'm a
sympathetic person. I'm a softie. I'm an

easy mark.

But you've taken advantage of that.
You've abused that.

But, Philip, it's all over now. This is
it.

No more.

Yes, it's beneath.

Donovan, have you read my video dating
story? Because if you haven't, I'd like

to take another pass at it.

Unless this girl gets hit by a truck in
the last paragraph, I think I like it.

You don't understand.

I went out as a reporter with every
intention of doing a very professional,

detached expose, and I ended up falling
in love with my subject.

I don't blame you.

I also love Erin 762.

She sounds delightful.

I lost my objectivity. I got too close
to the subject. I should have let

somebody else take over the story.

You want me to do the follow -up on her?

No.

Rossi.

You're not exposing some corrupt
official.

You're not telling the taxpayers how
their money's been spent.

You're not even covering a car crash.

There's room in the paper to tell this
kind of a story.

And you did it better than I thought you
could.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Lou Grant will continue in a moment here
on A &E.

A &E returns to Lou Grant.

Lou, I've got to talk to you.

Hey, Billy, what is it?

I was having lunch in Pershing Square,
and this plane flew over, trailing a

banner that said, I love you, Billy
Newman.

I had nothing to do with it. Sure, I
respect you, but... Lou, it was Philip

again.

I've got to talk with him.

I talk, but I don't think he heard me.

You realize who this guy is, don't you?

Yeah. He's kind of an immature, fanciful
guy.

The kind of person who's bought what
we're starting to sell on the all -new

trip. That being alone is some kind of
disease.

That how you're packaged is more
important than who you are.

Mike Barton's zippy ideas.

They sell in newspapers.

Maybe. But I'm up to here in this guy's
life, and I'm sick of it. So am I.

Excuse me, Billy.

Blue, they want us in the tower.

We probably have to pick a new color for
the delivery trucks.

I think pink's a good color.

Research shows that pink's a very eye
-catching color.

A little more serious than that.

Barton says you've sabotaged the singles
feature.

How? We can't run the singles feature.
Not with what you've done to it. What

you talking about?

The sidebars.

This story about the retirement village
that evicts you when your spouse dies.

Suicide statistics on people who live
alone.

Those are two good stories, but they're
morbid.

What the Trib should be telling people
is that Los Angeles is a warm town, a

friendly place. We had commitments from
advertisers, restaurants, apartment

stores to tie into this series.

It was going to kick off a whole new
Trib.

If I hadn't caught this in composing, it
would have run.

It is going to run.

Just like it is. No, it is not.

Yes.

Thank you.

Composing says they can only wait
another 15 minutes.

I gave you good stuff to run with Rossi
and Billy's pieces.

And you bumped it for these downers.
You're so clear about this.

The decision to run loose material as
opposed to Mike's was ultimately mine.

May I see what Mr. Baldwin proposed to
Ronald?

You bet.

What is this?

That is a Victoria exclusive we have on
Martin Lindstrom.

Martin Lindstrom?

These pictures are going to generate
interest in the newspaper.

Los Angeles will be talking about the
Tribune.

Yes, I can see why.

Personally, I find this totally
distasteful. The Tribune has always been

quality newspaper. It should stay that
way.

If you've got a great newspaper that
doesn't sell...

You don't have a newspaper, Charlie.

It may be.

But when you have a newspaper that's
just cotton candy, it isn't a newspaper

either. We are giving people what they
want. Sexy stories sell.

You know what's wrong with that?

The real stories in this town, the kind
of things that affect people's lives,

are happening in very unsexy places.

In boardrooms, in government offices, in
city council chambers.

Pretty dry stuff.

Lots of people don't enjoy reading it,
but it has to be offered to them in

newspapers. Look, I was brought out here
to increase sales for the Los Angeles

Tribune. If those pictures run, we will
sell papers.

You play poker, gentlemen.

I don't think that's the way to settle
this.

Matthew taught me poker and newspapers.

I feel like we've been playing old
-fashioned five -card stunt all along.

And then Mr. Barton is invited to sit
with us.

And the stakes have gone sky high. We're
playing spit in the ocean and deuces

wild. And suddenly my house is in the
pot.

And the game has stopped being fun.

Since I am the dealer, I suggest we play
dealer's choice.

for Mr. Barton.

It's been a very stimulating three
weeks.

And we may fail with the Tribune, but we
have a better chance of winning when we

play the game, you know.

Get me the composing room.

the door for me.

We meet again.

Who says L .A. is the big impersonal
city?

I beg your pardon, do I know you?

Well, you don't know my name and I don't
know yours.

We met in a traffic jam last week. It
was one of those L .A. things.

We saw each other, liked each other, but
then I thought I'd never see you again.

I don't really know. Then I saw you
again driving home.

You know, you smiled at me.

We even talked about the weather.

I smile at a lot of people, and everyone
talks about the weather.

But we, there was something special.

Look, I don't know who you are or what
you're trying to pull here, but it's not

working, okay?

I'm not trying to pull anything.

This doesn't look like classifieds.

The classifieds are on the first floor.

So what am I doing on the fourth floor?
I don't know what you're doing, but I'm

getting off.

Now the burden's gone, you must have
done it pretty good.

Great.

Heather.

Well, what's wrong?

You ever really want something that you
thought you could never have and then

you get it and find out you didn't want
it at all?

Oh, sure, like when we finally got our
trash compact.

You know what's wrong.

Instead of a trash compactor, I should
have been looking at what was right in

front of me all along.

I got to make a phone call.

Yeah, there's nothing wrong with an old
-fashioned garbage can.

Only get plastic.

The metal ones are too noisy.

Thanks for the advice, Charlie.

Officer Sherman.

Lou Grant.

Okay. Susan.

I guess that means a check cleared.

I'm glad that's all taken care of, but
that's not why I'm calling.

I thought we could have dinner.

Are you going to do another piece on you
and the Incubero, Mac?

No, I've written the end on that little
story.

Is he still calling you?

Uh -uh.

He just pushed me too far and I blew my
stack.

I think maybe I hurt him, but he was
being unfair to me.

Anyway, I won't be hearing from Philip
again.

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