All language subtitles for ironside_s03e24_good_will_tour

Welcome, Your Highness.

Thank you, Consul General.

May I present my aide, Jan Boudaris,
public relations.

How are you? It's an honor, Your
Highness.

San Francisco is at its best today, sir.
Yes, very lovely.

I suppose one city is much like another
to Your Highness.

Somewhat. May I say, sir, what an honor
it is to have you here. You are very

kind, Consul General.

You have an hour, sir, before the
redemption.

Would you care to inspect the consulate?

Thank you.

Remember, he will be here for only one
night.

Yes, Commissioner.

The chief says he knows how important it
is, and to assure you that he has

everything under control.

But he's finishing dressing, and if he
comes to the phone, we won't get there

time.

No, sir. No, sir.

He definitely feels that it would be not
a good idea to have uniformed police on

duty tonight at the consulate.

It just might give people...

Some ideas, and that is what we're
trying to prevent.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

And, Commissioner, he said that to show
you how seriously he takes this. When he

gets to the reception, he will not drink
anything stronger than bourbon on the

rocks.

He says that's a promise.

You look absolutely scrumptious.

Bully for me.

How do you like Officer Whitfield?
Absolutely scrumptious.

All compliments are gratefully accepted.

Would you look at our lawyer?

I may do this every night.

Hey, you look great.

This old thing?

Uh -huh.

May I intrude on this mutual admiration
society long enough to remind you people

that we're working tonight?

Just what are we supposed to do once we
get there?

Circulate.

Keep your eyes open.

See if you can spot any potential
trouble.

This is his last stop. So far, the Crown
Prince has had an uneventful trip. We'd

like to keep it that way.

Well, who'd want to do anything to him?

It's a tiny little country.

The papers said that they hadn't had a
war in over 200 years.

Sergeant Brown.

Didn't you brief her on the way over
here?

Oh, I never had a chance to.

But I can give you a detailed account of
exactly how many shops she went to

before she found that old thing.

The prince's country also happens to be
friendly with the United States. At

least it usually votes with us at the U
.N. So? So it's quite possible that

there are those who would like to see
that friendship broken up.

One of the ways that it might be
possible to do that would be to have

crown prince involved in some unpleasant
or embarrassing incident while he's a

guest in this country.

Now, does that answer your question?

Yes, but it seems kind of far -fetched.
Never underestimate the many devious

facets of international politics.

Now that we've concluded the course in
history, 102, one other thing.

What do we call him?

Prince, baby.

How about your unofficial highness?

How about your worship?

How about your excellency? Your grace.

The crown prince's first name is
Mikhail.

That doesn't mean we're going to call
him Mik.

Mr. and Mrs. Layotte. How do you do?

Nice to meet you, sir.

Chief Robert T. Ironside.

How do you do?

Chief Ironside is one of San Francisco's
most celebrated sons, Your Highness. He

is a famous detective.

My colleague, Mark Sanger, Your
Highness. Mr. Sanger, nice to be here,

Highness. You are a police detective,
Mr. Ironside?

Yes. You must find it a difficult job.

Sometimes it's difficult, but it is my
job.

Precisely.

Miss Eve Whitfield. Thank you for
coming.

Your Highness.

Mr. Edward Brown.

Your Highness, Mr. Brown.

Mr. and Mrs. Mickens.

Thank you.

Excuse me.

Bourbon on the rocks.

Thank you, Mark.

So this is what the papers call a royal
reception.

Yep. If you've seen one, you've seen
them all.

He just doesn't look like I thought he
would.

What'd you expect?

You know, a dashing cavalier.

Well, if you had just shaken hands with
a couple of hundred people, you wouldn't

be very dashing either.

You see anybody that looks like they
might have crashed the planet? Oh, yeah.

There's a couple of suspicious -looking
characters over there.

Do you have plans?

You can depend on me.

Not in the consulate. I do not want an
incident here.

What I think would interest you.

Nice to have met you.

I thought perhaps your highness could
use an intermission.

It has been a long day.

Your last day.

And your last night in this country.

Yes, tomorrow I fly home.

It appears to me that...

Since Your Highness left Washington, you
haven't had a moment to yourself.

There are never many of those.

True.

Nevertheless, as a result of your
crowded schedule, what you've learned of

United States you got from someone else.
Of course. I'm a stranger here.

Yet it would be a valuable experience to
see something of this country without

entourage. I'm afraid it's too late for
that.

Not necessarily, sir.

The reception will be over in an hour.

The evening's still young.

What are you suggesting, Goudaris?

If your highness will forgive me.

Go on.

I was thinking, if your highness would
like to see this famous city in Cognito

after the guests have gone, it would be
an honor to be your guide.

Commissioner thinks it might be a
demonstration outside.

Against the Crown Court?

He's a good reason.

I think it's the demonstrators' night
off.

Very decent of them.

Had enough?

The prince is playing hockey.

Better call the chief.

Chili before you go to bed.

I don't see how you sleep at night.

Soundly.

Chief Hindsight's office.

Yeah.

It's Eve.

Yes, Eve.

I don't know whether this comes under
the heading of international intrigue or

just plain hanky -panky, but His
Highness has flown the Royal Coupe.

What are you talking about?

He just sneaked out in civilian clothes
with one of the men from the consulate.

They're heading toward Fisherman's
Wharf.

Keep an eye on him. And keep in touch.

Will do.

Trouble?

Get a suit out for me, will you, Mark?
This might be a long night.

Over there, your highness. Under the
circumstances, I think it would be

advisable to dispense with the usual
formalities. Yes, of course.

Over there.

Very early each morning, the fishing
boats go out.

It's quite colorful.

Yes, it's all quite colorful.

Look.

If you would like a memento of your
visit.

By all means.

Why would a prince go into a shop like
that?

Maybe because he never has.

Laura, look at this.

What will they think of next? Isn't that
clever? It sure is.

We'll take this.

Yes, sir.

Those little sandwiches didn't quite

hold me. How about a hot dog?

Easy on the lefty.

Thank you very much.

Oh, no, you don't. I saw you.

Thief! Thief!

What is it, Laura? What happened? He
tried to steal my purse.

Madame, I assure you, you must be
mistaken.

Well, I'm carrying the money, all right.
No mistake about that.

Victor? I'll get the police.

There'll be no need for that. The heck
there isn't. He tried to steal my wife's

purse. No, he didn't.

Are you calling my wife a liar?

I'm simply telling you that she was
mistaken.

Oh, yeah?

Yes.

I was coming over to say hello to this
gentleman, whom I know, and I saw the

whole thing. He did bump into this lady,
but he did not try to take her purse.

Now that's what happened.

And that's what I'll tell the police if
you insist on calling them.

All right, folks, show's over.

Come on, Mother.

A person isn't safe anywhere.

A hello again. Thank you.

Thank you very much.

We are in your debt.

I guess you don't remember me. We met
earlier.

I do remember.

Folks, please, you're blocking the
aisle.

If you had not appeared so
providentially, I could never have

It was hardly your fault. It was my
idea. I suggested this impromptu trip.

appears I'm not a very knowledgeable
guide.

So tell me, where would you take a
visitor who had only one night to see

city?

Oh, there's so many places.

One night, dear lady.

There's Coit Tower, Nob Hill, Russian
Hill, the Marina, North Beach.

North Beach, yes.

I've heard of a new and interesting
discotheque there.

The Lighthouse. The Lighthouse.

That is indeed a wonderful itinerary. If
you are not busy... Woodaris.

Forgive me.

It's only that I'm a stranger, a
temporary resident in this city.

While this lady... That will do.

I must apologize for my countryman. He
had no right.

But I'd be delighted.

I could not impose.

Oh, you wouldn't be.

Really, I'd love it.

How about as if you'd like it?

Well, are you quite sure?

Absolutely.

You do not have another engagement?

No. I just stopped off to get a bowl of
clam chowder on my way home.

The hors d 'oeuvres at the reception
were delicious, but... Then it's

I shall leave this with your valet.

Au revoir.

Well, where shall we go first, Your
Highness?

That won't do, will it?

Perhaps it would cause less attention if
you called me Mikhail.

Mikhail. Behind.

Behind. Behind. Behind. Behind. Behind.

Now leave and don't let me see your face
again.

Looked like a setup to me.

Eve must have thought so, too. She's
staying with him.

If you're right, they might try again.

What about Eve and the prince?

They're walking along the wharf.

All right, don't lose them, Ed. And keep
in touch with me.

Will do.

Oh, and Chief, when they went by, she
was calling him Mikhail.

Hello?

Boudaris. Yes?

Well, was it wise to send him off with
the girl?

I know where they're going.

This will give me time to make another
arrangement.

The time is short.

I must see what I can do at this end.

You know, I've seen you before.

Oh, you must forgive me. I meet so many
people.

Oh, we haven't actually met before.

I saw you arrive in Washington.

Oh, at the airport.

I liked your speech.

Thank you.

It sounded as if you had written it.

I write all my speeches, Miss
Whitefield. My father has always

Oh, I think that's a great idea.

Of course, our foreign minister is
available for technical counsel.

How did you like the White House?

A most imposing palace.

Excuse me, no, residence.

Most impressive.

Thank you, we like it.

Where did you stay?

At the White House.

Yes.

It is customary for representatives of a
foreign country to stay in the Lincoln

Room. Oh, how is it?

Most impressive.

It has been maintained, you know,
exactly as it was when President Lincoln

alive.

He was a very tall man, as you know.

Miss Whitfield, six feet, four inches,
to be exact. Was there a plaque by the

bed? No, I didn't see one.

But since I knew I was going to be
staying in the Lincoln Room, I studied

history before I left on my tour.

Oh, you must have to do a lot of
reading.

Oh, yes, yes, especially when I travel.
In addition, I was thoroughly

indoctrinated before my departure.

About what, for example?

Oh, industrial development.

I spoke at length with our Minister of
Economics. You see, my tour included

Pittsburgh and Detroit.

Oh, how were Pittsburgh and Detroit?

Most impressive.

Excuse me.

I'm afraid I am boring you, Miss
Whitchill.

Oh, you're not. I was just making a
little joke.

Oh.

I see.

Actually, I did find the White House
impressive.

And the cities I have visited.

In fact, I admire your whole country
very much.

That's very nice to hear for a change.

I only wish I could see more of it,
but... Tomorrow, back to the old grind.

That's very well put.

Yes. The old grind.

I didn't mean it literally.

But it is a fact.

My trip to America has put me behind in
my work.

In your work?

A week after I return, I must preside
over the annual meeting of my country's

conservation council.

So, in the midst of reporting to my
father about my trip, I must prepare for

council. You see, I must know what I am
presiding over.

And within a month, I shall attend a
seminar which has just finished a study

Our country's roads.

It is a national group, and I am a
delegate.

Immediately thereafter, I shall open the
harvest festival, welcoming our

country's farmers to the capital city.

You are busy.

All these are largely honorary
positions.

But in late fall, in late fall, I leave
for six weeks of army maneuvers.

I am a graduate of our country's
military academy.

And I'm presently a colonel in the
artillery.

And my father, of course, was in the
infantry, but he did not ask me to

his branch of service.

Very democratic.

And when I return to the palace for
manoeuvre, well, see, I'll be even

behind. Do you ever find time for
yourself?

I am the heir to the throne, Miss
Whitefield.

Although the king has only limited
constitutional authority, still there is

to learn about thee.

The job of being king.

Does that surprise you?

No.

I have never thought of it as a job.

Oh, don't misunderstand me. I like it.
But I also enjoy this opportunity to be

off duty, so to speak, for a few hours.

Well, then let's not waste them.

Have you seen enough of Fisherman's
Wharf? You are my guide.

Then on to the next stop.

You are very kind, Miss Whitfield.

Then do me a favor.

Of course.

My name is Eve.

They're just leaving Fisherman's Wharf,
Chief.

In a cab.

Stay with them.

Mr. Ironside.

Mr.

Ironside, the Crown Prince has gone. He
has simply disappeared.

Yes, I know.

You know? And you just sit there?

His Highness is in good hands.

Whose hands?

One of my staff, Officer Eve Whitfield,
is showing His Highness the city.

Sergeant Ed Brown is nearby.

Whitfield and Brown, those two who were
at the consulate?

Yes, those two at the consulate. And you
have left the safety of the Crown

Prince in the hands of one woman and one
man?

Both highly trained, both completely
trustworthy.

Excuse me.

Coffee? No, no, thank you. This is
preposterous.

I demand the return of His Highness
immediately.

His Highness wasn't kidnapped, Counsel
General.

This night out was apparently his idea
and that of your colleague, Mr.

Boudaris? Well, he'll answer for this.

Meanwhile, you must alert the police
force.

That's not necessary.

And I say it is. His Highness' safety is
my responsibility.

What you're asking for would lead every
newspaper, every radio and television

station to assume that His Highness is
in danger, which he is not. Do you

realize that you're dealing with a
future king?

I'm as concerned over his safety as you
are.

Very well.

But remember this.

I shall hold you personally responsible
for anything that happens.

I can't have that coffee now, Mark.

Coit Tower, Chief. Looks like she's
giving him the grand tour.

I just had a visit from the Consul
General.

Seems to be a determined effort to
create an incident involving the Crown

Prince. Now, whatever you do, Ed, don't
let the Crown Prince or Eve out of your

sight.

Right.

This is a stick -up. You're wasting your
time.

All my affairs done so far is run up a
bill.

He say how long you'll be up there?

All he said when he got out was most
impressive.

They both laughed.

You see anything funny in that?

No, but maybe it was the way he said it.

I'll tell you this, a Bob Hope he ain't.

Well, this is my city.

You've been everywhere, Mikhail. Have
you seen anything lovelier?

Never.

Eve, you are a most unique personality.

I hope that's a compliment.

Oh, most assuredly. You're so outgoing,
friendly.

It's a national trait.

I mean no disrespect, but I must differ
with you. People are people. Some

friendly, some unfriendly, some
trustful, some distrustful, some stiff

formal, as I am.

That's not true.

Oh, unfortunately it is. I've never
mastered the art of small talk,

with young ladies.

Well, from what you told me of your
schedule, there didn't seem to be much

opportunity to practice.

That's true, but I'm afraid one cannot
learn charm or wit.

Please, we have talked enough about me.
I should like to know about you.

Oh.

There isn't much to know.

Oh, I should not have intruded on your
privacy. I'm sorry. Oh, you weren't

intruding. It's just that... Well, I'm
sure you wouldn't be interested.

I cannot believe that.

Well, I grew up here.

I was born here.

I went away to school.

I came back.

Here I am.

And there's no young man?

It appears you live in an insensitive
community.

Now, who was it that was apologizing for
his lack of charm?

Well, but I spoke the truth.

Tell me, how do you spend your days?

I just try to keep busy. How?

What social services?

Ah, most commendable. Look, the fog's
rolling in.

Oh, I'm so sorry. How clumsy of me.

did not know that police work came under
the heading of social services.

Or perhaps you call it nursemaid to
visiting royalty.

You carry a gun, Officer Whitfield?

Yes, sir.

So, the...

Callow, foreign prince, is in good
hands, is he not?

I know how you... You should get that
fixed, Officer Whitefield. One must be

careful with the mark of one's
authority.

I'm sorry, Mikhail. Oh, there's no need.

You were only doing your duty, were you
not?

Yes, I was, as you well understand. To
be sure, one follows orders.

It's true. It's my job, as you have
yours.

But I do my work under my own name. I do
not hide behind an alias.

It has been an interesting evening, and
now I think it is time to go. May I take

you somewhere, Officer Whitfield? I know
how you must feel, and I can't blame

you, but please let me try to explain.
There's no need. Yes, there is.

I didn't start out this evening to try
to fool you.

I was assigned to the consulate to
mingle with the crowd and keep date

from doing anything that might embarrass
you, or the city.

It would have ended right there had you
not sneaked out with that aide of yours.

He is not my aide. He is employed by the
consulate.

Well, whoever he is.

It was our responsibility to see that
you didn't run into any trouble, like

incident at the souvenir shop.

Oh, yes.

Well, I am grateful for your help.

And now I think it's time... Wait, let
me finish.

I probably should have told you then who
I was.

But if I had, you would have called it
off right then, wouldn't you?

You wouldn't have gone walking on a pier
with a policewoman.

Or come up here and looked out over the
bay.

Would you?

No.

But perhaps that would have been best.

The whole idea was rather juvenile. I
should never have agreed to it in the

first place.

I'm glad you did.

You are very tactful.

As well as efficient.

Nevertheless, it is late. It is not
late.

And I'm not being tactful.

I was telling the truth.

I was having a very good time this
evening.

As I thought you were.

But if the fact that I'm a policewoman
spoils it for you, then perhaps we

call it evening, Your Highness.

Officer Whitfield, you mentioned
something special, a

cultural interest that I should see.

I certainly did.

Well, in that case... Olé.

I don't think we'll get the most out of
the evening if you keep calling me...

Officer Whitfield.

Very well.

Eve.

This place we are going to see, I don't
wish to challenge your judgment, but I

have visited naval installations before
on ceremonial occasions and... Not like

the lighthouse.

I love you.

a commission chief both rear tires flat
that didn't just happen where are they

now i see

See what I mean?

A most unusual lighthouse.

Thank you.

You like it?

Yes, yes, it is quite pleasant.

I mean, it is quiet and intimate.

What did you say?

I said it is quiet.

Would you care to die?

I did not realize.

It's not as hard as it looks.

Want to give it a try?

I have.

In front of a mirror, alone in my
apartment. I'm afraid I just look

awkward. Oh, I'll bet you didn't at all.

Believe me, I would like to be able to
dance like that. It looks most

but... I'm a good creature.

One moment.

I do not wish to be conspicuous.

No.

That was fun. You did beautifully.

I had an excellent teacher.

I'm glad we came here tonight.

I think this has been one of the most
enjoyable evenings of my life.

I shall never forget you. Or you.

How about the next dance?

I have a partner, thank you.

I'll shake him.

Excuse me, the lady told you she did not
wish to dance with you.

I'm going to buy her a drink.

No, don't believe she would care for
that. I suggest that you find someone

I must warn you that I... I

want that film.

Forgive me, perhaps I should not have
done that. I think you were great, but I

think we'd better leave before they try
anything else. They?

I'll explain later.

Where do I pay my bills? Over here.

I didn't know you were a discotheque
fan.

All work, no play.

Quite true.

Then you do work hard at your job.

I do my best.

It's been nice seeing you.

Good night.

Well, one thing before you go.

May I have that stone, please?

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about the film you paid that
cute photographer to snap of your crown

prince hitting a man you also paid to
provoke the incident.

An incident that would make the prince
look like a mere playboy mixed up in a

common brawl for which this country
would be held responsible.

Does that identify sufficiently the film
I'm talking about?

You're either drunk or suffering some
mental aberration. That's the only

possible explanation for your conduct.

The film.

Unless you plan to search me forcibly.

I'm sure you know would be a direct
violation of my humanity.

I must ask you not to detain me and
block As

you wish

Let me help you

I didn't do it. Are you all right to
keep away from me?

Look what I found.

He's gone.

I hope that unpleasant incident did not
spoil your evening. Oh, stop feeling

guilty. Women like to be pulled over,
especially when the hero wins.

I never thought of myself as a hero.

I know. Good evening, Your Highness.

You did not tell me we had an escort.

No, we just arrived.

I do not understand.

The man who started the fight with you
in there.

He was hired to do that.

Who would do such a thing?

Mr. Boudaris?

I cannot believe that.

You will, when you get this developed.

Mark took it away from him just a few
minutes ago.

I don't know about you, mister, but I'm
about ready to call it a night.

Well, your highness, I hope you'll have
a pleasant flight home.

Well, where next?

Well, there's this lovely little ice
cream parlor. Although it's really not

ice cream parlor. We just call it that
because... Well...

More coffee?

Yes, thank you.

How are the eggs?

Please, Mark, not while we're eating.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Get the tires fixed?

Oh, I got that done last night.

And you're late this morning.

Getting the tires changed was easy.
Filling out the forms was a different

matter. Good morning.

Oh, good morning. How is Cinderella this
bright and sunshiny morning?

Back in the pumpkin coach with the rest
of the person.

Aren't you going to tell us what kind of
a guy is he?

He's a very nice man.

Rule 4, Section 7 of the police manual.

It is inadvisable for a police officer
to become emotionally involved with

civilian personnel contacted in the line
of duty.

I don't remember that rule. When did
they put it in?

Just now.

I'll get it.

Don't worry, Chief.

I had a very pleasant evening.

And I enjoyed myself very much.

And I'll never see him again.

Would you like to make a wager?

Good morning.

I thought you were leaving this morning.
Good morning, Your Highness.

Won't you join us for breakfast?

Thank you, but I'm just now on my way to
the airport.

But I could not leave without saying a
proper goodbye to my friends and to show

you something.

An official of your State Department was
kind enough to get that done for me

overnight.

My boxing instructor will be pleased,
but I'm afraid this is the only print

will be made.

And I wanted you to have it as a memento
of one of the most enjoyable evenings

I've ever spent.

Thank you, Mikhail. I mean, your
Highness.

Mikhail.

Mr. Ironside, I thank you for
everything.

Well, I trust Mr.

Boudaris was properly rewarded for
making that picture possible.

We are opening a consulate in Siberia.

I've recommended to my father that he
and the consul general be assigned to

there. Thank you for getting it for me.

Anytime.

I hope we did not keep you up too late
last night.

I enjoyed the tour.

I'll walk you to the door.

Au revoir.

Goodbye, Eve.

Goodbye, Micaiah.

I was at Whitfield.

You know, it's a lucky thing that he's
leaving.

Why do you say that?

Well, I know you firmly believe in our
form of government.

But that young man just might have
turned you into a monarchist.

Stay with us as new comedy comes to ITV3
as we head to the sunny side of life.

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