All language subtitles for ironside_s02e01_shell_game

It's nice to see you once again.

It's been a long time.

Not long enough.

Oh, you haven't changed a bit. Still the
same hard tone, the same bite of

sarcasm, the same comp.

Exactly the same. Sit down.

Except something new has been added.

My assistant, Eve Whitfield.

I'm very pleased to meet you, Miss
Whitfield.

Arthur Whitfield.

A pity.

I'm Arthur Justin.

I know.

Apparently everyone knows.

Price of fame.

I no sooner stepped off the airplane,
breathed in the refreshing atmosphere of

good, lovely city once more, when this
young man inquired if I were Arthur

Justin.

Polite, too, I might add, which is more
than Chief Ironside ever bothered to be.

Why are you here, Justin?

To visit the old town.

To gaze once more upon the wonder of the
Golden Gate Bridge, Market Street, the

cable cars.

And how long do we expect this gazing
upon our wonders to take?

until I tire of it.

Then off I go, following my whims in the
wind.

No rest for the wanderer. By the way, am
I in custody?

No.

Oh, then.

Just a friendly visit.

A warning.

That's friendly.

I don't suppose you'll listen to some
advice.

You've changed, Chief.

You never gave advice before.

You simply made arrests.

Do I get the key to the city as well?
You get the key to the lockup if you

You haven't changed.

Chief, it's still a pleasure to do
business with you.

Hope to see you again, my dear. Don't
bother to show me to the door.

I'm sure you have someone outside
waiting to tail me.

Anyone I know.

So that's Mr.

Justice. Funny little guy.

Not that funny.

Reference your query, Arthur Justin,
departure for San Francisco.

If you have golden teeth, lock it up,
New York Police Department.

I owe you an apology.

I thought sending all those wires to
check up on all known jewel thieves

waste the detail work.

Detail work is never wasted, Eve.

You know, of all the hoods and super
hoods I thought would show up, I never

expected a clown like Arthur Justin. The
thought of him with a gun in his hand,

bowing from the waist and saying, excuse
me, may I please have those jewels?

You keep that thought.

since you're the one who'll be riding
with the jewelry.

But here's another thought to go with
it.

Even though we haven't been able to nail
him, neither Justin is a killer.

These are only some of the pieces from
the Appleton collection.

Your company insures it for three
million, doesn't it? I thought it was

more than that.

Well, they're priceless, but there's a
limit to how high we'll go.

You know, you're lucky. You only have to
sweat it out for the four days the

collection is here.

I'm with it for the whole tour.

Seven cities, seven museums, seven
police departments, and seven altars.

sound as if you've already accepted the
idea they'll be stolen.

Well, if it's not here, it'll be
somewhere else, but it'll be.

That's rather negative thinking, isn't
it? I had a very positive thought once.

thought they should call off the whole
tour and leave the stuff buried in New

York where it was nice and safe. Then I
could go back to checking out murderous

widows and larcenous orphans, and I'd be
a very happy man.

Tranquilizers, my afternoon supply.

That's all right. I've got plenty of
them.

Okay.

How do you suggest that we move the
collection from the airport to the

without losing it or getting ourselves
shot?

I haven't decided yet.

Oh, that's fine. It gets here in three
days and you haven't decided yet.

What time does the plane arrive, Mr.
Glass?

Well, depending on weather conditions
and no delays, about five o 'clock your

time. Just in time for the rush hour
traffic.

Care for a pill?

Why not hold him at the airport till
rush hour's over?

Vulnerable, very vulnerable.

Let it start from New York later.

I guess that could be arranged, if you
like.

We'll let you know.

Would you also let me know what route
you're using? And I suggest an armored

car.

Let me think about it.

I admire your confidence, Chief, but
don't wait too long to pick a route or

won't have time to protect it.

The longer we wait, Mr. Glass, the
longer it will be before the thieves

what that road is.

Paper says the collection gets here in
three days.

Read it. Special claim.

Oh, how they'd like to print nothing at
all for us to read.

And then if they keep the information
from us, they keep it from the public as

well. And what is an exhibition without
people to come and see it? But it says

nothing about how it gets from the
airports or the museum and back.

Or just how it'll be protected.

Oh, well, we can't ask too much of them.

You know what to find out?

What time it arrives, what route it
travels, what kind of vehicle.

Exactly.

See our friend and get the answers,
Dean. Sure.

How's that?

You.

And be sure to be pleasant to Detective
Bliss outside.

He has a hard life.

Poor cop. Has to stand around all day.

Got another purse.

Looks all right to me.

Both Mr. Glass and I are satisfied with
the security of the building, Mr.

Jenkins, though I will assign extra men
here during the time the jewels are on

display. That will be comforting.

Has there ever been an attempt to rob
the museum?

Not while I've been curator.

I don't know about before.

Perhaps Mr. Waltham.

Well, there was a case of vandalism in
1945.

That was before my time.

How do you propose to transport the
collection from the airport, Chief

Yes, Chief. I'm getting more curious
every minute.

So are we all.

And I know you all feel that an armored
car would be best.

But I think I'd rather use a helicopter.

You're sure?

That's what he said.

How do we stop a helicopter?

We'll find a way.

Tell our friend to get more details.

The building at 524 Blake Street has
large enough roof to land the chopper,

only if there's no wind.

615 Charles Street is larger, but
there's no entrance to the museum on

side. Yeah, I'm not real crazy about
walking it all the way around the

612 Bellow is large enough, but the roof
won't take the added strain.

And the building is being remodeled, and
there's considerable activity.

Something wrong, Chief?

No.

I just wish I could figure out who the
inside man is. I beg your pardon? The

inside man. For a job like this, Justin
has to have one or more.

Meanwhile, there's not much choice by 27
Zorny Street.

We can tie up an elevator to take us
down, then take it right across the

to the museum door.

Bellow, Zorny, Charles, and Blake.

But what about the museum itself?

No, the roof is all glass skylights.

Street numbers?

612 Bellow.

527 Zorny, 615 Charles, and

524 Blake.

Museum entrances?

None on Charles.

And they're repairing the building on
Bellow.

Which is the bigger route, 524 Blake or
527 Zorny?

Zorny.

That's the one they'll use.

They'd better be there to see how they
expect to do it.

Okay for chopper landing. The pilot says
no trouble.

All right, Ed. Come on down.

We're going to have to put a tight cover
on this street.

If they make a try, it'll be right here.

The chopper landed.

An iron -sized man came down the
elevator, crossed Zarny, heading for the

door. That's it.

Crossing Zarny Street.

The weakest point.

Thank you.

Detective Bliss just called in. He says
Justin is still in the hotel room. No

change. Thank you, Mark. Arthur Justin?

I thought he was in New York. Not
anymore.

We'd better hurry. Take it easy, Mr.
Glass.

Ed has instructions to stay in the air
until we get there.

Everything's under control, Mr. Glass.

Except you.

Ed's in the air and we're on our way up
the peninsula.

How's everything at your end?

All the officers are in position. Both
ends of the street will be sealed and

traffic controlled when the helicopter
gets into the area. Everything is quiet.

Except for a bad case of nerves at the
museum.

Tell them to calm down, Eve. We're doing
our best.

Ironside to Air One. Ironside to Air
One. Over.

Roger. Go ahead, Chief.

Everything up there all right?

Fine, I can see you right below.

We're cruising at your speed. The pilot
says the chopper's behaving normally.

Good. If there's the slightest problem
with that machine, you call me and put

down near it.

Ironside out.

Feeling all right, Mr. Glass?

Sure. I mean, what could happen? Ed
could get into trouble and have to force

land, or we could go into town and the
street and the roof could be filled with

crooks.

We will not lose that collection.

I'm not so sure I wouldn't rather have
it stolen here, and then I wouldn't have

to go through this in six more cities.

You can get them stolen any place you
want, Mr. Glass.

Except here in my town.

was made two weeks ago.

Looks fresh to me.

Bomb squad dug it up yesterday, checked
it out, and re -cemented it.

There's been a man standing on it since.

I'm sorry, Ed. No need to be.

You play the scared, naive man, Mr.
Glass, but I have a feeling you notice

than your share.

Ironside Dare 1.

Come on down, Ed.

Roger.

Round one is over without any trouble.

Next round will be worse, Mr. Glass.

They'll have much more time to play
with.

Would you like to take a look at what
you're guarding?

Sure.

If you're not afraid of my stealing it.

This is Kimberly Diamond. It's one of
the four or five most famous gems in the

world.

55 carats.

Flawless.

Originally part of the Russian crown
jewel collection.

That's the transvol, 68 carats, cut from
a 240 carat crystal.

Each stone could sell for nearly a
million.

But in terms of replaceability, they're
priceless.

Where are your pills?

What's happened?

Who's done judgment? Nobody. He slipped.

Slipped? How?

Out of the hotel into a cab and into
thin air.

I followed an empty cab.

I'm sorry, Chief.

As I said outside, Mr. Glass, our
troubles aren't over. They're just

Well, they've taken the collection into
the museum and they've shown us step by

step how they did it.

Dean. When did our man say it would
leave?

Thursday, four o 'clock. Well, if they
perform according to their instincts,

they will repeat what has already been
successful for them and go out the same

way they came in. If you're thinking of
picking them off in the street, this is

where I get off. Not on the street,
Marty.

Or off the roof, either.

There's too many of them. I'm aware of
that as well.

There is one moment, however, when there
are only a few guards.

In a chopper? You can't bring down a
chopper. In the elevator.

Only one car goes up to the roof. It's a
fairly small elevator.

A couple of men and Sergeant Ed Brown.

All the others take the other elevator
and walk up.

We have until Thursday to rig that
elevator so that it never gets to the

It'll stop on the second floor.

We'll take the stuff, go out the back of
the building, be on our way.

Do they just hand it to us? Almost.

You see, we're going to put a gas
canister into the elevator.

wire a duplicate set of controls where
we can operate them and stop the car

where we want it.

When we open the door, we'll be wearing
gas masks.

And what happens when they come out
soon?

They won't, Dean.

The canister will have cyanide gas in
it.

They'll be quietly dead.

Considering the trouble and expense,
with a very worthwhile gesture on the

of the Appletons to exhibit the
collection.

Sure it is.

I wish we could convince Justin to be as
appreciative of public spirit.

Want a sign of him yet? No.

Wherever he's holed up, he's staying
there.

Have you seen Mr. Jenkins?

He's with the chief in the building
across the way.

Very successful exhibit, don't you
think?

Very much so.

Only I'll be very glad when it's over.

So will I.

You know, bringing it in by helicopter
was sheer genius.

I only hope it works as well on its way
out as it did on its way in. We're not

so sure it's going out the same way.

Has the chief told you?

Not yet.

I have a feeling the chief really
doesn't trust us.

Well, you can't blame him, can you?

After all, any one of us could have our
eye on it.

You, Mr. Glass, could be watching for
your chance to steal it.

Perhaps I have been bribed.

Or you, Mr. Waltham, could really be a
thief with outside connections.

Yes, of course. Any one of us. Or any
combination.

We had it covered on the way in, and
we'll cover it on the way out. Why

It's the weakest link. I just assume not
to have Justin shooting up the place.

I wish we could line the helicopter on
the museum roof.

Well, we can't, so we'd better work with
what we have.

Ah, hello, Mr. Waltham. Hello, Chief.

Trouble? No, just checking.

The Appletons called from New York. They
said they'd phone back in ten minutes.

Oh? Did you tell them how well the
exhibit is going?

Yes, I did.

They're very pleased.

I don't understand, Chief.

Checking what?

Did he have anything else to say on the
phone?

Only that he had to talk to us.

But suppose he followed.

Suppose Ironside suspects him.

Suppose he tips our whole hand.

Suppose, suppose, suppose.

Why don't you just wait and find out?

Oh, come now, Dean. We've done nothing
yet to be arrested for.

Come in, Mr. Walton. It's nice to see
you.

He's on to it, Justin. He knows. All
right, now, now, now, now. Just calm

Have a chair.

Would you like a drink?

No, no, thank you. Please, Justin. I
assure you, it's excellent cognac. Do

some. Justin, please, this is important.

So is good cognac.

Now, sit down.

Tell me what's wrong.

Ironside. I think he knows.

Knows what?

About the elevator.

He was looking at it today.

Just how was he looking at it?

So you're trying to decide whether to
use it or not. What other way would he

use? An armored car.

You let it flip. I can't breathe.

Dean, the poor man can't speak if he's
choking. Let him go.

Did you say anything? No, I didn't say
anything. I was just staying close

to find out what was happening.

Which armored carrier will he use?

I don't know.

It should be easy enough to check out.

Thank you, Mr. Walton. You may go.

But please, don't come to see us again.

It's getting very near the time.

We wouldn't want to let anybody know
about this, would we?

What are you going to do?

Examine the problem and solve it.

But both!

Justin, this business is getting more
dangerous than you led me to believe.

I think there should be a bonus.

Let's solve one problem at a time, Mr.
Waltham.

In the meanwhile, don't lose your
composure.

Good night.

Robert T. Ironside is as bright a cop as
I am a thief.

His discovery of the elevator is not
unexpected.

He didn't say that last night.

There was no need to.

He's boxed in.

If he takes the jewels across the
street, to the elevator, I'm ready.

And if they go by armored car, we'll
make other arrangements.

off at the second year at the airport so
I can check the time.

Yes, sir.

Okay, Ed.

That's right. He was timing an armored
car, giving the driver a dry run to the

airport. You saw this? It would take an
atom bomb to blow that truck.

So the armored car arrived and leave for
the airport.

And Ironside was there.

It's one of these great big jobs with
steel plates all over it. Holds six,

seven men.

And Ironside was there to time it. Yeah,
yeah, he was there. What difference

does it make?

Well, it makes a lot of difference,
Dean.

That wasn't an armored car. It was an
advertisement.

I don't get it. If I were worried about
that elevator, I'd let everyone know I

was going to use another method. I'd
advertise it. What kind of

It makes sense for Ironside to check out
the timing.

Every armored car service worth its salt
already knows, almost to the second,

how long it will take them to drive any
trip in town.

Okay.

Okay, so he lets us see the armored car,
thinking we'll go after it.

But he still uses the helicopter and the
elevator. Is that what you're driving

at? With any other man, I'd say so.
Listen, you're driving me batty. You

that? Is he going to use the armored car
or the helicopter?

I don't know yet.

What did Ironside do after the truck
rolled off to the airport?

I don't know. He went away.

Back inside the museum?

No, he drove away in his car. You mean
that made -over Black Mariah, don't you?

No, I mean his car.

Ironside doesn't ride in a car, Dean.

He did today. You trying to tell me I
don't know what I saw?

a husband working at it.

I don't know, Mark.

It's too big of a job to get ready in
time.

We can never make it.

You want to be the one who tells the
chief that?

All right. All right. We'll make it.

I hope.

But I... Oh, wow.

Uh, is there something wrong?

Oh, mister, if I told you.

Hey, look, could I sit down? My feet are
killing me. Sure. Right over here.

Here.

Oh, boy, that really feels good.

Well, look, I went into the hospital for
just a minute, and when I came out, my

car was gone.

Stolen? Uh... No, some people saw the
police tow it away.

They told me to come here.

Oh, well, you got the wrong play.

It's the police garage.

What you want is the impound garage.

That's way over by the Embarcadero. Oh,
no.

Yeah.

I'm sorry. I wish we had it here for
you.

Thanks.

What is it?

I know somebody who thinks it's a tank.

Whatever you say.

Bye now.

Never trust a smart cop.

So he's fixing the paddy wagon. So what?

So nothing.

If you don't mind the fact they're
fixing it with steel plate.

Thank you, Gloria. You may go.

The job is done, my dear. Good night.

Good night, gentlemen.

It's the old shell game.

Remember how it worked?

Sure. You're supposed to guess which one
the P is under.

Do you ever guess?

You think I'm stupid or something. It's
not under any of them.

That's what Ironside is doing.

He's got the helicopter set.

He's tipped us about the armored car.

The jewelry won't go with either of
them.

He's planning to quietly take it in the
paddy wagon.

Are you sure? Nobody, my dear Dean, can
be absolutely sure about anything.

But I'm sure enough to risk my money on
it.

You're not just risking your money.

You're risking our necks.

You better be right.

I'm right.

Armored car is ordered, checked out, and
ready for tomorrow's run.

I've got an escort set to drive with it.
Is it big enough?

Motorcycles and a patrol car with four
men in it.

Well, that should do.

Have you checked out your crew, Ed?

I boarded the helicopter in early. I
didn't want a bunch of cars stopping at

wrong time to watch it land.

Wouldn't it make us feel foolish if
Justin were really here on another job?

Yep, but he's not.

One more adjustment and we'll be all
set.

Look, I know you're supposed to be a big
brain or something, but would you like

to tell us what you're doing?

In a minute.

Just as it stands.

It's to be placed into the paddy wagon's
exhaust system.

Slip this end over the exhaust and
tighten it on.

From the top, a pipe will go up to the
floorboards of the wagon.

Then what happens?

As it is, it allows the exhaust to pass
out in a normal fashion until we want to

close it.

When we do...

Common monoxide goes up into the truck
instead of out into the street. But even

if we could put it on the paddy wagon,
what do we do? Stop the truck, crawl

under, and turn a valve?

You just learn to think modern, Dean, or
you're never going to get rich.

You ever see one of these?

What is it?

It's made for lazy people.

Keep it in your car, and when you pull
up to your house after a hard day's

you don't have to get out to open the
garage door.

Just press this button, and the garage
door opens all by itself.

Great.

What's that got to do with us?

Watch.

Let's assume this piece of pipe of ours
is installed in the paddy wagon.

Start their engine, pull out of the
traffic, and they're on their way.

Everything working right.

We follow them.

And when we decide it's the right time,
we pull up behind, say, about, well, 40

or 50 feet, I would judge, and simply
press this button.

Carbon monoxide goes up into the truck,
and in about 10 minutes or so, Chief

Ironside is dead enough for us to take
the collection.

Okay.

This is Ironside Mobile. Patch me
through to the garage.

Right.

This is Ironside Mobile. Blowout. How
fast can you get a repair truck to me?

Where are you, Mark?

Ogden, near Bailey.

25 minutes?

That's too long. I have to meet the
boss.

Best I can do.

All right, forget it. I'll try to change
it myself.

Hey.

You got a flat.

I know.

Want to fix it?

This is the city vehicle.

No, we build the city.

Okay.

a thin exhaust pipe, too. Did you know
that? Well, I'll get it fixed sometime.

I can do it now.

Just change the tie, will you?

Charge for the exhaust pipe? It's easy
to bend and hammer back.

No charge.

Only for the flat.

Okay. Everyone took such care not to
spend city money. Our taxes would be

Look, I'm going to get a cup of coffee.
You guys want anything?

No, thanks.

Suppose I didn't let them change the
tire. He will. But suppose.

You can suppose yourself into making a
mistake and getting caught. Did you ever

know that?

Just relax.

Eve, you better get to your telephones
and start checking the men as they

arrive. All right.

Good luck.

Is everything all right?

Yes, Mr. Walton.

Is there anything I can do? I don't
think so. Thank you.

The flat is fixed.

Yeah.

You're sure all the shipping cases are
identical? No different marks

I'll judge for yourself.

I'll take those.

Once the collection is packed, Even I
couldn't tell which is which.

Or is that what you're driving at?

Mr. Waltham?

Afternoon.

Hello, Chief.

Mr. Glass.

Mr. Jenkins sent me to help you, if I
can.

Very nice of him, Mr. Waltham. But we
have everything under control.

Well, then, I'll just stand by.

Just in case.

Why not?

We're running too close.

Those cops will be down here in a minute
checking out all the parked cars.

Yes, I know.

All set.

You see?

All you need is faith.

Too bad we can't stay here for a while.
We're going to miss one of the nicest

bits of theatrical staging the world has
ever seen. All of it done for our

benefit. Go around the corner. We'll
wait for the paddy wagon to pull out.

About time.

Poor Chief Ironside doesn't realize he's
losing his audience.

Mark.

Flat fixed all right? Yeah.

Listen, Chief.

I mean, I'm not even a policeman.

I don't think I should be driving that
boat.

It's a little late to change your mind
now, isn't it?

I thought maybe Mr.

Glass could drive it. It's his job, not
mine.

Well, this really isn't the place to
discuss it.

I'll give you excuses.

I suppose you could blame the boy for
not wanting to take such a risk.

Everybody draws a line at something.

What's up?

Mark doesn't want to drive.

Will I drive?

No, he's all right now. I just got a
little nervous, but I think I calmed him

down. He's riding back with me.

I thought I'd follow in a car.

No, you're riding back with me. You
ready, Ed?

Ed, I still think you're making a
mistake.

I'll have all the men with me.

The Hope Diamond was once sent by
ordinary mail.

I'm going to slip out quietly after
you've gone.

Just make it look good. Be ready for
anything in case we haven't really

him.

I wonder if Eve has everything set.

Mr. Waltham, would you be good enough to
check with her and let me know?

Yes, of course.

I want this finished while everyone is
watching Ed.

You all right, Mark?

Yeah, I guess.

Thank you, Mr. Waltham.

There goes the first lot.

Here's the chopper.

All right, Dean.

We'll be seeing the paddy wagon in just
a moment.

Air One to Ironside, you all right?

So far, Ed.

Why isn't he taking the freeway?

There's too much traffic.

About another mile, there should be a
straight stretch of road.

Don't get too close before then. We
don't want to excite anyone.

You're not taking your pills.

Right now, I feel better with this.

I had those pills analyzed, you know.
Very high sugar content for

You're still looking for the inside man.

Or men.

Ironside to air one.

Come in, Ed.

Air One to Ironside. Anything new?

No, we're fine.

We should be at the... Electronic
interference.

Talk to you later.

I suppose that was.

How should I know?

Mark, pull over and stop.

Get the driver. Move.

I had a feeling you'd show up. You
always make me feel so welcome.

There's nothing here.

In the helicopter.

There's no need to add murder to this
rap team.

You expected us, huh? Yes.

We're not quite alone now.

All right, leave. All right, leave him.

When did you switch your plans?

I didn't.

Then this was also a diversion.

We'll have lots of time to talk on the
way back to town.

You ride with me.

I really require no special treatment.
I'll ride with the others. You ride with

me.

Mr. Glad, would you help him in? What?
Something wrong, Justin? No, no, no.

get in.

It's rigged and triggered.

We'll never make it to town.

Triggered? How?

Carbon monoxide.

We'll all be dead before we ride ten
minutes.

You did that?

Yes.

There's a valve under the truck.

We can now add attempted murder to the
charge.

Get in, Justin.

Did you understand what I said?

Mister, I checked this vehicle out every
day.

When your boys told me about the exhaust
pipe, I knew something was wrong. I

told the chief.

Mark also dismantled your little
invention.

Which leads me to an interesting
thought.

To know as much as you did, you had to
have inside help. Who was it?

Care to make a deal?

No.

I just thought you'd like to have
company in court.

Yes.

He wanted a bonus.

I'll give him one.

Waltham.

All right, take him.

Well, thanks for everything, Chief. You
mind if I use Justin's car to get to the

airport?

Have a good trip.

You might have told me that we weren't
carrying the jewels.

I might have.

You're not even slightly embarrassed,
are you? Nope.

Not even slightly.

Peppermint.

I was sure it was going to be limes.

Very good.