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(man)
And yea, verily,
doth it be decreed
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in Book Three,
Chapter Six
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in which the Catalyst,
as metaphor,
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truly reaches
the end of his journey.
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Ipso facto, completus.
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So everyone's ready, yeah?
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You've all packed your
toothbrushes and your jim-jams?
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Trustin' everyone's got
a clean pair of undies on.
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Don't worry about money
or any of that.
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You won't be needin' that
where we're goin'.
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Of course, you have transferred
your remaining funds
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into the church bank account,
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but, again,
we won't be needin' that.
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But, again, you have
transferred it.
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So, again, we won't
actually be needing it,
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but as I say,
you have transferred it.
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Again, we won't actually
be needing it,
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but it is fair to say
you have transferred it.
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So...
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any questions?
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Uh, yeah,
the one in the sweatshirt.
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Where are we going?
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The first place
we're going is...
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Heathrow Airport.
(men exclaiming)
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Now, as you know,
we have dispatched Brother Wilts
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to pick up the Catalyst
and bring him to us.
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So soon, brothers,
the prophecy will be fulfilled.
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(men)
Yes.
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**
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(distant siren wailing)
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(Officer Tickles)
So the charges are as follows--
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possession of
a rape kit,
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antisocial behavior,
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money laundering,
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bioterrorism,
forgery.
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You're confessing
to all of this?
Yes.
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Do you have proof
of these things?
No.
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I haven't done them yet,
but I will.
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And then-- and then
I blow up the world.
I see.
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Please, you've gotta
lock me up.
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Preferably
in a nonce wing.
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Are you a nonce?
I don't know.
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I don't even know
what that means.
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It's something
I've dreamt about.
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Look, if you're just
trying to get laid,
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there are other less...
prison-y places.
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No, that's not
what this is abou--
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Megathrax!
That was me, that was me.
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Look on your CCTV tape.
That's me.
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I was crawling out of the car.
Lock me up.
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Nice try, sir, we've already
apprehended the suspect.
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How? That was me.
I was there.
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No, it was Lord Mountford's
son's driver.
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Why would he frame
his driver?
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See, this is all part
of his master plan.
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You've-- so you're not
gonna arrest me?
No, sir.
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(sighs)
What am I doing wrong?
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I don't understand...
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I-- I know what it is.
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I have to dig up
Princess Diana's corpse
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with a dildo
at midnight.
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That's it. I should have thought
of that before I came in here.
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I'm sorry to waste your time.
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I'll see you
in a few hours.
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Uh, wh-where's the nearest place
that I can get a dildo?
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Big, big one, red.
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The Big Red Dildo Store,
SoHo.
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All right, SoHo.
Okay.
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Now, Todd Margaret,
what have you got?
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Sir, we're
not comfortable
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with the position
you are putting us in.
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Uh-uh, not another word.
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You're fired.
Get out.
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Now, what have you got?
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Okay, what if we do
the old 100 pizzas
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delivered to his flat prank?
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You're fired. Next.
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(power tool whirring)
All right, what if you create
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this fake self-help guide,
yeah?
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And he has a series
of self-help CDs
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and you send those
to Todd Margaret in
his office in America.
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(distorted and fading)
And you have another guy
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who's in the same company,
but in a different location,
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(normal sound returns)
and when he tries
to bury his I.D.
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at Princess Diana's grave
with a dildo,
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he gets arrested.
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Simple.
No.
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That is literally
the opposite of simple.
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I've clearly wasted my time
with you lot.
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You're fired.
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You're fired as well.
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**
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(man on radio)
And in semi-tragic news,
Alice Bell,
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racist chef beloved
by the right, has died.
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Tributes continue to pour in
from Argentina...
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She was just so...
...and the American South.
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When we come back, I've got
the new one from Stormfront.
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That Todd Margaret's
gonna pay for this.
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**
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It's David Mountford.
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I want to speak with
Billy the Cheesegrater.
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Well, tell him
he's un-retired.
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(chattering)
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See you tonight,
ladies.
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(line ringing)
He's here.
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(Dave)
Take care of it.
Call me as soon as it's done.
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(sighs)
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(sighs)
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(man indistinct on radio)
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Excuse me, miss.
Yeah.
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Do you know where
Cumberland Heights is?
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Uh, yeah, that's not
too far from here.
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I think it's a bit
down this road here.
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Keep going until--
Oh, there you are.
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Yeah, it sucks.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, sweetie.
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We'll get through this.
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Oh, sweetheart, what's
the road to turn on down here
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to get to
Cumberland Heights?
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Oh, that's
Kentish Road, right?
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Or, no. Wait, uh, is it
the shit one or the nice one?
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(door opens, closes)
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**
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(panting)
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(door buzzing)
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Sir?
Trevor, you understand why
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it's important that
Todd remain free, yes?
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Yeah, so Billy can take
his time to make him suffer.
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I want you to know that
everything will be done
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to make arrangements
for your family.
Thank you, sir.
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What was it you wanted again?
Oh, for a wife,
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I'd like a 28-year-old
Filipino with big tits.
Got it.
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And for my daughter...
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step-daughter,
let's keep our options open.
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Another 28-year-old
Filipino with big tits?
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The heart wants
what the heart wants.
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Is it weird
if they're twins?
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* Ooot and Aboot
with Hudson Bear *
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Come on now, gang,
it's that time again.
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Some of us have got to
hibernate for the winter.
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But you can't go to sleep now,
Hudson Bear.
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There's still so
much more to do.
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Well, that's what nature
wants us to do, Olly Otter.
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Now, Todd Marmot,
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stop your dilly dallying
and put on your PJs.
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How can you go to sleep now,
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knowing the whole forest
is gonna be destroyed?
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All because of me.
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(Hudson Bear)
Todd, you took
the logger's lunch
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but he's not destroying
the forest because of that.
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It would have
happened anyway.
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I wish I could go to sleep
forever and never wake up.
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Well, why would you say
something like that?
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Because then I couldn't
cause any more trouble.
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Now, Todd, why don't you
just put on your pajamas
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and I'll make you
a cup of my special tea.
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That will help you
get some rest.
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You can dream about
a better world
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where people like
Dave the Logger
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will think twice
before messing with us.
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**
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Hurry up, will you?
I am.
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Here it is, Boswell Street.
Two streets down to the left.
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("Ride of the Valkyries"
plays in background)
Come on.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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**
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("Ride of the Valkyries"
plays in background)
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(silencer squeaking)
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**
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Ah!
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(groaning)
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(thinking)
"Good-bye, everyone.
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"I've chosen to take my life
in order to save yours.
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No..."
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The world.
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I had a dream.
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No, not a dream,
but like, uh...
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Not a vision, what is it?
What's the word?
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What's the word?
Not a--
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I mean, a dream
that's not, uh...
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I had-- I had a dream
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that told me it was true.
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Uh...
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Not a vision...
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The dream ca...
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came true.
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No, it told me it was tr--
No, it was true.
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It came tr... Jesus Christ.
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Why didn't I write
this thing before
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I took the...
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dru...
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Before...
In breaking news,
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the Megathrax threat
has been negated.
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Tests have come back revealing
that the strain of Megathrax
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is now thought to be benign.
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The quarantine has been lifted.
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And MP Jeremy Stephenson
was first on the scene
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and conducted a press
conference saying,
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"Thank God the situation
has been reversed.
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We can all sleep soundly."
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It's working.
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The sacrifice...
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is...
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(door closes)
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Todd?
Todd, you in here, buddy?
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Todd.
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Todd.
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What'd you do?
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Had a couple?
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Tie one on? Come on.
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Time to get up.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Oh, Todd. Todd.
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Todd, Todd.
(panting)
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Hello, yes.
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I need an ambulance right away
at Cumberland Heights.
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Please hurry!
He's in real trouble!
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Okay, you have a good one, too.
Thank you.
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Oh, Todd.
Todd, come on. Come on.
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Oh, I know what'll get...
Todd, oh, God.
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(straining)
Here.
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Todd, Todd, drink some.
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Oh, come on, Todd.
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Oh, stay with me, Todd.
Don't quit on me now!
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(siren blaring)
(paramedic) Clear.
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(defibrillator charging)
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Charging 200.
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Clear.
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No, no, no, no, no. No. No, do
it again, do it again. One more.
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One more time, one more time.
Sir, we're doing
everything we can.
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I know you are, but three--
you gotta do everything
in threes.
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Everybody knows that.
That's like a universal given.
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Here we go.
Charge 200.
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Clear.
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(monitor flatlining)
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No! No! God,
Todd, you can't die!
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No, you're the Catalyst.
Todd, you're the Catalyst.
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And I need to know
the jumping off point.
Sir, please.
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Oh, God, no, no, no. Fudge,
fudge, fudge, fudge, fudge.
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**
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(Brent echoing)
You're the Catalyst!
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(birds chirping)
So Todd Margaret must have done
something pretty horrid to you
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to put in a call to
Billy the Cheesegrater.
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Yes, Father,
I wanted a slow death.
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**
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(Professor)
Nietzsche and Kant both suggest
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that the self
is void of meaning...
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(man)
It's a left down here.
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00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:30,577
(man #2)
Wait a minute, is that a gypsy?
(tires screeching)
250
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:32,946
I mean, is it right?
251
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:36,016
£500,000 for my bathroom?
252
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:40,187
Over £2,000,000
for my unmade bed.
253
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:43,456
I mean,
I just feel like
254
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,425
a bit of a fraud sometimes.
255
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,265
Are you crazy?
256
00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:55,102
This is worth like
50 grand at least!
257
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:58,605
(man on P.A.)
Attention passengers,
this will be my last flight.
258
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,974
I just found out
that my book on passports
259
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,443
has been turned into a movie
by Universal Studios!
260
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:09,082
It will be starring
Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson.
261
00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,084
(man)
Oh, no.
262
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:13,120
I worked in the newsagent.
263
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,255
I worked in
the family restaurant.
264
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,657
I'm better than that.
265
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:21,628
I mean, how long
do I have to wait before
I get a real opportunity?
266
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:25,232
Well, for now, you're going
to have to be patient, too.
267
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,072
Have you got
a table for one, please?
268
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:35,242
Oh, my God.
This is a sign.
269
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:36,576
Read it.
270
00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:55,028
(lock clicking)
271
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,969
(zipper unzips)
272
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,944
Fantastic.
273
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:13,280
I so rarely read nonfiction.
274
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:18,151
Oh, no!
It's tomorrow already.
275
00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:19,987
I missed the flight.
276
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,323
(silencer squeaking)
277
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,598
(Rev. Goody)
Welcome, Todd.
278
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:35,468
Now don't get up,
sleepyhead.
279
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:37,570
I just want to take you through
the morning's itinerary.
280
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,973
Am I dead?
281
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:42,709
No, it's only 11:00.
282
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:45,378
Hidey-ho, buddy.
Brent?
283
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,580
But I killed myself.
I know.
284
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,750
You actually were officially
dead for five minutes.
285
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,453
Luckily for us, all that
Thunder Muscle you drank
286
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,388
helped kick-start your heart.
287
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,757
And lo,
did the tonic of exuberance
288
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,327
fulfill its purpose.
289
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,730
(alarm blaring)
Oh, that's lunch, everyone.
290
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:06,366
**
291
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,506
So what'd you do
to get in this place?
292
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:16,409
Oh, what do you think
the £42,000 was about?
293
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,745
Oh, right.
294
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,081
What did I do
to get in here?
295
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,183
Todd, you want a pank?
296
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,518
Jesus, Brent,
right here?
297
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:28,188
Well, yeah, I can't eat
the whole thing myself.
298
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,323
Wait, what's a "pank" again?
299
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:33,760
A pank is slightly more
than half a pancake, Todd.
300
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,762
Everybody knows that.
(chuckling)
301
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:38,465
Oh, I thought it was
a poo and a wank.
302
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,400
And through protestation
did the Catalyst...
303
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,635
(crowd ohing)
304
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,272
What?
305
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,107
What about a Catalyst?
(crowd ohing)
306
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,609
The Catalyst.
(crowd ohing)
307
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:52,712
It is all right, everyone.
308
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:56,616
This is how the Catalyst
learns of his true calling.
309
00:16:56,649 --> 00:17:00,353
Todd, gentle soul,
the dream, your dream.
310
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,322
It has been dreamt.
311
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,258
And now you're finding
it's all coming true, no?
312
00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:07,794
Wh...
313
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,397
How do you know about that?
It has been foretold.
314
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:13,200
It is being foretold
as we speak.
315
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:18,771
Thus did the right Reverend
Goody ease the concerns of the
Catalyst.
316
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,207
I'm not a Catalyst,
all right?
317
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,741
Todd, the Catalyst.
318
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:24,177
You're the one
who pushes the button,
319
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:27,247
thus igniting the fire
that alters the course
320
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,616
of the comet getting
the Earth close enough
321
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,751
to allow us
passage to heaven.
322
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,556
You guys are fuckin' nuts.
323
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:39,626
(crowd murmuring)
There will be no more swearing.
324
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,428
Is that understood, Todd?
325
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:44,397
And what is it with you people
and the no swearing thing?
326
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,133
Simple--
when the book is complete,
327
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:49,469
we want our story to be made
into a television show.
328
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,104
Now, if there's too much
swearing on it,
329
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:52,372
we'll never get it
on the air.
330
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,807
Okay, even if
what you say about
331
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:57,110
all the pushing the button
stuff is true--
332
00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:59,879
and, yes, in the dream,
I push a button
333
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:03,383
and there's, you know, igniting
fire and I destroy the world--
334
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,585
but when that happens,
335
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,654
I'm in North Korea.
336
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,389
So...
337
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,195
I'm in North Korea,
aren't I?
338
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,533
Todd,
while you were dying,
339
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:23,436
I ran out for
a quick wanoo,
340
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,372
and suddenly
I realized
341
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:28,175
that you had revealed
the jumping off point
342
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,443
when you left me
this message.
343
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:33,813
(phone beeps)
(Todd on voice mail)
Brent Wilts, Todd Margaret.
344
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:37,417
That's right, I'm in London,
the last place on Earth
I want to be.
345
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,686
Well, North Korea's the last
place on Earth I want to be,
346
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,654
but listen, shitbucket--
347
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:44,324
Ah, fudge!
I gotta break outta here.
348
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,859
Todd, if you wish,
you can just check out.
349
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:50,663
You can just check out of the
Pyongyang correctional facility?
350
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,399
This isn't prison.
351
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:55,702
This is the best hotel
in North Korea.
352
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:59,439
Nothing but the best for
the Phantasos Comet Friends.
353
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:07,180
Let him go.
Let him go.
354
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:09,816
The Catalyst is
fulfilling his destiny.
355
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:12,485
**
356
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:15,922
(Rev. Goody)
There is nothing the Catalyst
can do to change this.
357
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,724
The airport, please.
358
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:21,761
All this has happened before
and shall happen again.
359
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:25,598
The Catalyst has now set in
motion all that shall remain.
360
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,767
He shall struggle
to be heard.
361
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,337
Airport.
(speaking Korean)
362
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,938
Push the button?
(Rev. Goody)
He will find
363
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,773
that his journey
will be thwarted,
364
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:36,943
barriers will arise,
and he will find himself
365
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:40,347
amongst the very people
he must destroy.
(no audio)
366
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:43,616
This is now and always was
in his nature.
367
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:46,986
In the cloak of the mighty,
368
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,322
with Nahm Koonlang
369
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:51,858
and Vong Kuh Sakoong
by his side...
370
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,328
(speaking Korean)
371
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,599
Airport?
372
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,969
This the airport?
Aye.
373
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,572
(Rev. Goody continues
speaking Korean)
374
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:08,007
This is the airport?
375
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,310
(Rev. Goody continues
speaking Korean)
376
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,781
The airport? Airport?
377
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:17,284
(Rev. Goody continues
speaking Korean)
378
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,365
The airport?
379
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,966
This isn't the airport, is it?
380
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,736
This isn't the airport.
381
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,871
This is not--
this is not the airport.
(speaks Korean)
382
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,873
(Rev. Goody continues
speaking Korean)
383
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,827
(Rev. Goody's voice fades)
(alarm blaring)
384
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,970
I'm not so sure this is
such a good idea, guys.
385
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:15,007
(cheering and applause)
386
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:17,510
(speaking Korean)
387
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:41,734
(speaking Korean)
388
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,441
(Rev. Goody)
The dream, your dream.
389
00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:52,945
(phone ringing)
390
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:55,582
Answer your telephone.
391
00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:58,117
(phone continues ringing)
Answer your telephone.
392
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,853
(forced chuckling)
393
00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:02,622
Huh?
394
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:06,125
Jesus, do I have to do
everything myself?
395
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,495
Todd, my date's here,
you need to go.
396
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:10,463
I have to do
everything myself.
397
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:12,832
Serious déjà vu.
398
00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:15,635
(phone continues ringing)
399
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:18,605
(baby crying)
(Todd groaning)
400
00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:29,081
Hello?
401
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:36,055
* Life's too short
and the days are long *
402
00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:40,059
* I'm gonna get right back
where I won't belong *
403
00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:44,764
* Life's still sweet,
so good then it's gone *
404
00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:49,969
* I don't wanna go
wherever I go *
405
00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:53,005
* And I don't wanna know
nobody like me *
406
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:56,809
* So I know what I do... *
407
00:22:56,843 --> 00:22:57,744
(coins jingling)
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