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(man)
And yea, verily,
doth it be decreed
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in Book Three,
Chapter Three
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that the Catalyst did
visit the Rulemakers,
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did consume fire,
and in twilight's vision,
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sought the answer to the middle
of the end...
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**
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* Things are gonna get worse
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(phone ringing)
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(phone continues ringing)
(muffled shouting)
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(muffled shouting and phone
ringing continue)
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IDIOT!
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Dave, call
the airline,
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and have my luggage
re-re-routed back here
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and then sent
to the company apartment.
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I'm also gonna need
some other things
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for the company
apartment.
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Um, toiletries, groceries,
a TV, all the appliances.
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And uh,
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probably going to need
a winter coat as well.
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Hey Todd,
is this a good time?
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No, Doug,
not really, no.
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Okay, I can wait.
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What is it, Doug?
Oh, is now
a good time?
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I was doing
a little sleuthing
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and did you know
that the requisition form
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for the microwave
has not--
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Jesus, Doug!
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If I were to make a list
of all my problems,
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do you know where finding you
a microwave would come?
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Third?
No, second.
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Last.
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Just after getting every other
human being on the planet
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a microwave!
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You know, I don't know
what's happening.
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This isn't
like me to mess up.
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I mean, this is like
that dream I had
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the night before
I came here,
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except this is
really happening.
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Ha, this is rich.
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Big, bad, sexy Brent Wilts,
scared of a little ghost.
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What'd you just say?
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I said "That's rich.
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Big bad Todd Margaret
scared of a little dream."
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Doug,
just go away, all right?
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They're about to feed me
to the lions
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and I'm sitting here,
worrying about--
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(snaps fingers)
That's it!
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Where's Mountford?
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Where's
Lord Mountford?
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Oh, he just left.
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But you can probably
still catch him.
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Belinda, meet me at The Academic
Society of Westminster
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in fifteen?
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Sorry to dump all this shit
on you right now,
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but my
12:30 cancelled.
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Lord Mountford,
sir!
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What if
we take the crater
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and instead of paying the costs
to repair and fill it,
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we leave it,
but use that money
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to create a beautiful,
state-of-the-art amphitheater
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like the Roman
Colosseum.
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A gift to Hertfordshire
from Global National?
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That...
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could work.
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Get local MP
Jeremy Stephenson on board.
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Call it the Jeremy
Stephenson Theatre.
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He's certainly a man
who loves himself.
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He'll pull it off.
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That's more like it,
Margaret.
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I'll call the boy,
have a meeting arranged.
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Oh, sir, I've just
received word.
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You are to meet with Jeremy
Stephenson this afternoon
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in the Houses
of Parliament.
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Wow, that was
surprisingly quick.
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You might be overqualified
for this job.
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Well, my father told me
I need to understand
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every single aspect
of this company
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if I'm to run
the place one day.
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(chuckling)
Did he now?
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Did he also explain that
this is a cutthroat business
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and you're gonna have to shit on
a lot of people to get there?
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Several times.
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All right, send the guy
a fruit basket, right?
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Butter him up.
And- and-
and if I may,
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you might
want to shave first.
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It is Westminster.
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Oh yeah,
good call.
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Also, that Alice Bell woman's
calling again.
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She's on line two.
Oh, I don't have time
for that.
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Oh, what should
I tell her?
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Tell her
to call my cell.
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Okay, does she have
your number?
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Nope!
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Very good.
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(Dave)
Oh!
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You shaved off
the goatee.
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Yeah, you just
said shave it.
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Well, I meant more
of a kind of tidy up.
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But it looks good!
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Very...
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parliamentary,
my dear Watson.
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Oh, you may want
to try this one on, sir,
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I believe the size
should be correct.
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Whoa, my God,
you're thorough.
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Yes, indeed, ha!
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Stitched you up
quite nicely!
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I'm impressed,
Dave.
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You might be
the world's best...
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Director of Strategy,
whatever it is.
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Maybe your dad's not
so full of crap, huh?
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It's just after 1, yes,
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I believe he should
empty by now.
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Selfie with
the world's best boss!
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All right,
I don't like, okay...
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Great, that's enough.
That's good.
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Where's the cab?
Oh, downstairs, sir.
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Also, I have
put together
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a little information pack for
you on Jeremy Stephenson, sir.
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Very good and you don't have
to keep calling me "sir".
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I don't need
all that formality.
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Yes, mate sir.
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All right, just "mate,"
"Todd,"-- Both are fine.
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Todd, interesting
new wrinkle.
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It's
Mr. Margaret.
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Mr. Margaret,
interesting new wrinkle.
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In my sleuthifications,
I discovered many charges
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to Mr. Wilt's credit card--
now cancelled--
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all going to one
Peppermint Fingerbangs.
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In following up,
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it seems he met
with a mystery man.
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Medium build,
goatee--
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Okay, you know what?
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Do call me Todd--
(nervous chuckle)
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Doug, I know how important
this microwave is to you.
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We have been
without a microwave
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for almost
six weeks.
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I know, that's what--
What?
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Did-- You didn't
just say six weeks?
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SIX weeks?
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I thought
it was one week.
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Oh, my God!
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I'm so sorry.
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I had no idea.
I had no--
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God, these sons
of bitches!
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Oh, Doug, they're
gonna pay for this.
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Oh, those mother--
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Why?
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Why would they do that?
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I'm so sorry,
I had no idea.
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That's, that's like
Guantanamo Bay shit!
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Okay, you know
what we gotta do?
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I just need Mr. Wilts
to sign the requisition form.
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Of course you do.
Of course!
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Oh, my God,
okay, I...
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I can't do that.
I can't--
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No, I have to, I-- All right,
here's what we're gonna do.
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Doug, you need
to find Brent Wilts, okay?
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Forget what you're
working on now.
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Forget about
all this stuff
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and just make that
your top priority, okay?
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We've got to get
this microwave!
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Doug Whitney is
on the case!
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Okay, great.
And Doug, when you do find him,
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don't talk to him,
don't engage him,
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just report immediately back
to me, and me only, okay?
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Let's keep this under
Sherlock and key.
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Sher--
Sherlock and key.
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Lock and key.
Sher-lock and key.
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(cell phone rings)
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Hello?
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You're never going to guess
what happened to me.
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How did you get my-- ?
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I gotta
call you back,
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Look, I've had, hands down,
the shittiest morning.
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Well, I doubt that.
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Look, Alice,
I'm super busy,
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I really don't
have time to play
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a who had the worst morning
contest with you.
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Oh well, I can
help you then.
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It was me!
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Anyway, that's not
why I'm calling.
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It's about the license
for the garden party.
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Do they not teach the meaning
of the word "busy" in England?
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No! But they do teach the
meaning of "giant arsehole"!
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Oh, heh heh,
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Alice, I've got
a license for you.
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Really?
Because I don't--
Yeah.
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It's a license for you
to fuck off-- I'm busy.
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Wha-- ?!
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Wow, you, Todd Margaret,
are a charmless prick.
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I was actually calling to tell
you that you don't have
to bother
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because we've moved it,
so I don't need it anymore,
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you giant arsehole.
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Yeah, all right,
great.
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Anywhere here is good.
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(Big Ben bells chiming)
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(chimes booming the hour)
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**
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Hello?
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Mr. Stephenson?
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Oh, good.
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**
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Mister...
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Stephenson--
Jesus!
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**
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Phew,
that was a good one.
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(deaf man)
My name, Russ.
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Oh, my God,
you're all deaf.
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What kind of
freak show is this?
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This is my worst
nightmare coming true.
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Cumberland Heights.
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I gotta write
this shit down.
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Okay, okay, okay, uh,
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The MP who jerked
himself off...
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to death, I should--
"to death,"
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The deaf group,
the deaf group.
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Okay, what else?
Uh, the poppy lady.
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Oh and the, the rugby guys,
the rugby, rugby.
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Thunder Muscle,
of course.
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Dave, Alice,
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I get sent
to London by Brent Wilts.
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That's crazy, I mean, look, all
this shit is coming true.
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'Cause in the dream...
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I destroy
the world.
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I, I de-- I dest--
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Okay, enough,
this is crazy.
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Here you go, mate,
Cumberland Heights.
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Oh, thank you.
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OH MY GOD!
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**
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Oh, you meant the nice one.
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**
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Okay,
calm down, calm down.
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I'm being sil--
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Huh, good.
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00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:06,867
Oh!
Dream journal.
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Okay.
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00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:10,738
So...
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00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:12,205
Oh yeah!
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In the dream,
Fanny dies.
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(call ringing through)
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00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:22,482
(Stephanie)
Hey honeybear!
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00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,151
Hey!
I miss you.
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Fanny is doing great
by the way.
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00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,388
She's a great cat!
Oh!
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That's actually one of the
reasons I was calling.
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Nah, why?
What did you hear?
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Nothing.
Why?
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What do you mean,
what did I hear?
250
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I mean, oh, oh,
ha ha, I love this cat!
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She's licking me!
Ah ha ha!
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Aww!
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00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,137
Hey, so listen,
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remember I told you about
that crazy fucked-up dream
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where
I come to London
256
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:49,777
and all the weirdness
happens
257
00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:52,512
and then at the end,
I, I blow up the world?
258
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:56,316
Yeah.
Well, all these aspects
of it are coming true.
259
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:59,953
Or, or, at least, like uh,
y'know, appearing,
260
00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,021
in real life,
I mean.
261
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,522
I-- It's nuts.
262
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,925
I told you!
You have to write
the dream journal.
263
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,860
I know, I know!
I-I-I-I'm doing it!
264
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,962
I, I just, wish I could
remember it all.
265
00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:10,998
Yeah, well, you just
have to recreate it.
266
00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:13,033
That's what
Professor Tillman says.
Recreate it?
267
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,335
How do I recreate
a dream?
268
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:16,870
A dream is just
a response
269
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,271
to the previous
day's stimuli.
270
00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:21,208
So, everything you did
the night of the dream,
271
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,843
you replicate in
the exact same way.
272
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,778
Todd...
273
00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:29,282
in your dream,
was Fanny in it?
Good point.
274
00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:30,550
Yes, that's one
of the reasons I was calling
275
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,519
besides to tell you
how hot you are.
276
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:34,121
What do you mean,
"good point"?
277
00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:37,057
Uh, 'cause in the dream
Fanny dies.
278
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,992
In like this
really horrific way.
279
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:41,028
Right in my kitchen.
280
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:43,530
So, I mean, you know,
it's not all coming true.
281
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,398
That's a,
a relief, huh?
282
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:48,035
I was just being paranoid,
I know, um...
283
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,404
What do you thi--
Hello?
284
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,273
Steph, Stephanie?
Hello?
285
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:55,809
(sighs)
286
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,377
(doorbell rings)
Oy.
287
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,313
This one?
288
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:01,581
(cat meows)
289
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,284
We're all gonna die.
290
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,488
Oh, hello!
291
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:09,823
You must be
the new tenant.
292
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:11,191
That was fast.
293
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:12,425
Oh yeah, yeah, I am.
294
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:15,062
Nice place,
Mr...?
295
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:17,097
Hush?
No.
296
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,266
Uh, sorry,
Margaret.
297
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,567
No, Todd Margaret.
298
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,102
Pam, Pam Woods.
299
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,570
You're American?
Yeah.
300
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:26,506
Pam's got a thing
for Americans!
301
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,379
Oh!
302
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,447
Oh okay, yeah,
thank God.
303
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,449
Nothing works around here
unless you're grounded.
304
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,386
But once you're plugged in, you
can charge whatever you like.
305
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,188
I've got two adaptors
that work just fine.
306
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,856
But thanks--
That's it.
307
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,124
I've got to adapt.
308
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,592
Brilliant!
309
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,228
(whispering to self)
She was in my dream.
310
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:50,297
I think she was
in my dream.
311
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,933
I gotta
recreate that dream.
312
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,467
Okay,
what did I do?
313
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:55,936
I had a beer.
314
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:59,039
Uh, flipped
through the TV.
315
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:01,541
(newsman on TV)
And although it poses no
imminent danger to us,
316
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:04,044
scientists are cautioning
the international community
317
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,379
to delay
all satellite launches
318
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:09,649
as the comet Phantasos makes
its way closer to Earth.
319
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,485
(channel changes)
Hudson Bear, Mike Moose!
320
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,421
Come quick!
It's so funny!
321
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:18,491
Those crazy marmots just
stole the logger's lunch!
322
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:22,095
He can't find it!
L.O.L.!
323
00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:23,997
(announcer)
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324
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:27,167
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"sleep, perchance to dreamz"
325
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,936
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326
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:31,238
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327
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:32,472
We deliver!
Okay.
328
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,207
(TV clicks off)
329
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:37,177
Now to have an unpleasant amount
of Indian food.
330
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,312
**
331
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:38,405
**
332
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,519
(bell on door jingles)
333
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:56,056
Good evening, sir.
Oh, I don't need that.
334
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,590
I already know
what I want.
335
00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:01,261
Uh, to start,
I'll have, uh, four--
336
00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:03,730
Sir?
337
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:08,201
Uh, sorry, no, uh, yes, so, uh,
yup, four Kingdom ales.
338
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:11,604
Uh, garlic naan, cheese naan,
three orders of papadum--
339
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:14,041
No, uh, yes,
three orders of papadums,
340
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,542
but two Kingdom ales,
two Pressburgs.
341
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,310
How many more people
are coming?
342
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,579
None, it's just me.
Oh.
343
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:22,182
But wh- wh-
where you going?
344
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,216
I'm going to place
your order.
345
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,717
I haven't finished
ordering yet.
346
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:27,520
Uh, lamb rogan josh.
Not very good.
347
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,622
Two chicken kormas,
which usually I can't have
348
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,658
'cause my cat's
allergic to nuts.
349
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:34,461
A Korang boatmans curry,
two saag paneer,
350
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:38,598
aloo palak, uh, that--
whatever it is-- biryani rice,
351
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,200
I can't pronounce it.
That should be good--
352
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:41,768
No-- two appetizer
samplers.
353
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,270
And onion bhajis.
354
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,438
So there are
others joining you?
355
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:48,441
Oh, I wish! I can't eat all this
by myself, are you kidding?
356
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:51,311
I, uh, it must seem strange
that I'm ordering all this food.
357
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,712
Hm, not at all.
358
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,281
We've had Americans
in here before.
359
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,549
I'm just trying
to recreate a dream.
360
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:57,817
That's weird, huh?
361
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,519
Not at all.
362
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,188
We've had Californians
in here before.
363
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,526
Ah, this isn't right.
364
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,528
Something's...
365
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,663
Something's not right.
366
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:11,664
I mean,
the food's right.
367
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:17,270
That's it, it's the table.
It's where I am-- Ma'am!
368
00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:19,172
Yeah, uh,
there's something else.
369
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,074
I believe that's
everything you ordered.
370
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:23,676
No, no, no, we were
sitting by the toilet.
371
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,845
I need to be sitting over
there where that sad woman is.
372
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,748
So, yeah, give me
a hand here, please.
373
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:31,818
Guys!
You wanna help out?
374
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:34,487
Hi, Todd Margaret,
do you mind?
375
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:37,157
No, no, no,
not at all.
376
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,695
Uh, what are
you doing?
377
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,697
I didn't think
I was gonna have company.
378
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,833
Uh, you don't.
379
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:49,436
I'm sorry, you're definitely
not the woman of my dreams.
380
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:50,703
Wait a minute.
381
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:55,342
Stand up, turn around.
382
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,180
All right, no, thanks,
go back over there.
383
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:01,648
We'll do a swap.
384
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:05,652
Get her a, get her a papadum
on the, on the house!
385
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,654
I didn't say stop.
386
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:08,855
Stop.
387
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,827
Do you know
if Wilts is home?
388
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,896
It doesn't matter.
389
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,499
That's why we had
to surrender our keys,
390
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,601
along with everything else
when we joined up.
391
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:22,869
I was wondering
about that.
392
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:25,705
Gah, makes total
sense now!
393
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,341
Yeah, this, uh,
this could take a while.
394
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:31,544
Oooh!
All these fudging boxes.
395
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:34,113
Hey, go fetch
the other trolley.
396
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,585
(Todd)
More beer.
397
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,457
(sighs heavily)
398
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:47,194
Not too late, am I?
Are you still serving?
399
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,461
What do you think?
400
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:50,930
I'm sorry?
401
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,233
It's nearly 10,
douchebag.
402
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:55,302
I don't know
the hours here offhand.
403
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,670
And what's the matter
with your phone?
404
00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:59,739
Well... nothing.
Oh, so then,
405
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,908
you could have used it to
call and find out then, huh?
406
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:05,178
Yeah, but you see, I only just
this minute got out of work,
407
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:06,646
and was hungry.
408
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:07,814
(angrily)
Yeah, I'm hungry too!
409
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,249
This food's been
sitting here!
410
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:11,351
We got Karang
boatmans curry!
411
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:12,619
You're the only one
who eats that!
412
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,688
Don't "Todd" me!
Uh!
413
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:20,327
I, I don't know what
Karang Boatman's curry is.
414
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,195
Well, you're here now,
Mark.
415
00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:23,696
Just sit down.
416
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,332
It's Gregory.
417
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:28,768
But...
s'pose I...
418
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:31,238
I could join ya!
(chuckling)
419
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,540
All right, that's the
argument taken care of.
420
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:34,707
Sit! Eat!
Enjoy!
421
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:38,511
Yeah, great,
all right.
422
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,913
(crunching loudly)
423
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,488
Mmm, mmm, dig in!
424
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,491
More beer,
beer for him.
425
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,667
(Todd)
No, I don't like that,
that's right, I didn't eat that.
426
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,369
Got any shots?
427
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,837
What are you, sambucca?
Sambuccas!
428
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,574
Lot of beer to drink
before we smoke that weed.
429
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,946
That was
undelicious.
430
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:18,351
Now to have sex,
right.
431
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:24,591
(Todd)
Excuse me, lady, don't
take this the wrong way,
432
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:28,227
but am I too drunk
to have sex with you?
433
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,031
You are a pig!
434
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,900
Well, you did
take that the wrong way
435
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,668
'cause I just really
have to get to the point
436
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,670
where I can jerk off
into a t-shirt.
437
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:42,375
I'm not paying for that,
I'm not paying for that.
438
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:44,811
Guys!
439
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,045
You gotta...
440
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,447
Get your ladies in line.
441
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:53,486
All right, knock off some of
this naan bread on my check.
442
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,721
I didn't bring
my wallet.
443
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,423
Lady put a br--
444
00:20:56,456 --> 00:21:00,293
Bread, put bread on me...
Not paying!
445
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,601
(envelope tearing)
446
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:16,776
All right, let's get
to this next part.
447
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,010
Uhh...
448
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:19,979
Oh yeah!
449
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:21,948
Nailed it.
(sighs)
450
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:24,851
Finish this.
451
00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:33,893
(slurring)
That oughta help me get going,
where I need to go.
452
00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:39,899
Good night, London,
wherever you are.
453
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:42,935
It's time to...
454
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:47,507
recreate the dream
to save the world.
455
00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:50,710
(man's voice)
Previously on
456
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,979
"The Increasingly Poor Decisions
of Todd Margaret"...
457
00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:56,683
**
458
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,757
"Life is Sweet"
* If you know what I mean
459
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:07,494
* Without reservation
460
00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:09,562
* Life's too sweet
461
00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:11,631
* A real
sensation *
462
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:14,033
* Can't control myself
463
00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:16,936
* Anticipation
464
00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:20,707
* Things are gonna get worse *
465
00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:24,711
(animals eating,
growling, squawking)
466
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:26,779
(coins jingling)
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