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Uh, I haven't yet
received my advance copy
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of 'Toxic Boss' by Norma Pearce.
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- You can't sue if the
statement is substantially true.
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- What about libel?
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Have you thought
maybe you're overreacting?
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No!
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You're firing at
the wrong enemy.
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That's not how I see it.
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I think what Norma means is
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reality's such a powerful
source of inspiration...
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- Thanks, Laura.
- Yep.
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[Evelyn] Are you here
to meet Daniel?
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Can you pick another husband
to be obsessed with?
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I'm not going back to work.
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I don't want her
to just be a wife.
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OK, so, you know... Here, here.
You want this?
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My door is always open.
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I don't want any of you
to feel unheard.
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Keep up the good work, guys!
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I mean, you're just
inspiring me every day!
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[upbeat music]
[people chattering]
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[Evelyn] I'm not!
[Ginny] Stop looking!
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[Evelyn] I don't care
what cards you got.
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["Ooh Wee" by Mark Ronson
featuring Ghostface...]
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[Killah, Nate Dogg,
Trife and Saigon]
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- Oi! Don't cheat.
- I'm helping you.
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-My daughter's very competitive.
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[Evelyn] No, I'm not.
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Viv, are you sure
you don't want to play?
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Oh, no, she doesn't like games.
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Yeah, poker's gambling
and gambling's an addiction.
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Oh, well we don't play
with real money.
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Oh, can we? I could do
with some rent money.
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No! Can't afford it.
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Why don't we just have
a conversation like adults.
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Because we like playing games.
It's fun.
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Ev, have you thought anymore
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about speaking to
the assembly on Tuesday?
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Oh, International Women's Day.
No, I'm booked.
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Sorry, but isn't International
Women's Day a bit of a sham?
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Like it's more about
pink-washing
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rather than
actual equality, right?
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Ah Mum, you can't afford to
keep betting with a bad hand.
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[quietly] No, not with
the gender pay gap.
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Oh, my gosh, why does everything
always have to be about gender?
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[Vivian] Exactly!
Feminism is redundant.
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Why can't we
all just be humanists?
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Because humans are the ones
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that are doing
bad things to humans.
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- No, I agree with Viv.
- [Vivian] Good.
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I am available on Tuesday, Jon.
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- Lock me in.
- Okay.
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Do you know women are
50 percent more likely
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to be misdiagnosed
after a heart attack?
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No! Who cares?
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Who cares about medical trials
favouring men?
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[Jon] Okay,
let's just play poker.
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[Addy] Mum's like, always angry.
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-[Vivian chuckles] -[Jon]
Okay... here's the river.
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- I'm all in.
- Somebody give me 5 more chips.
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[all] No!
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Alright, check.
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- Fold.
- Fold.
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- I drew the nut flush.
- [all exclaiming]
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Who's shuffling these cards?
I'm not playing this game anymore.
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Oh! Hang on a minute.
Wait. I'm not finished.
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Who's up for
a game of high card?
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[all] No!
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[sighs]
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[Lucy] I'm quite enjoying
being a '50s housewife.
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What about your
financial independence?
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Daniel's money is my money,
like mine is mine.
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[Evelyn] But you won't have any.
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[Lucy] I'll have his.
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[Evelyn scoffs]
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Won't that be disempowering?
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Surely there's more to life
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than just motherhood
and working.
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There's online shopping, but
you need money to do that well.
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I think our definitions of
success are just different.
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That's okay, Ev.
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Well, I don't know what
you want me to say to that.
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Why should I feel ashamed to
admit that I enjoy my work?
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Have you ever thought
you might be a workaholic?
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Yeah, of course I am.
I've worked hard at that.
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[Sylvie] Oh, nice...
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What?
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That's, that's my therapist.
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[Evelyn] She's picking up
dog shit.
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- She didn't say hello.
- It's out of context.
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- She's protecting herself.
- Sylvie?
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[sighs] Evelyn.
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[Evelyn] I thought you
saw me, but you turned away.
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I did see you.
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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It's a bit weird
not to say hello.
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Okay. That's weird.
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Didn't have to be.
You made it weird.
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I have to go.
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Oh God.
What is with your hugs?
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- What?
- That felt emotionally dusty.
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[Lucy] We've signed up
for an intimacy workshop
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with a somatic therapist.
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- Oh.
- Maybe you could join.
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There's nothing wrong
with my intimacy.
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I'm intimate.
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It's a real problem
for women our age.
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I'm fine. Thanks.
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[Lucy] You could do
a story on it.
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[people chuckle]
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[Giles] Who found
that picture of me?
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[women chuckle]
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[Giles] "Paternal clock
is ticking for DiCaprio".
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That's very clever, Evelyn.
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We could have done nothing,
as a protest move
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to mark
International Women's Day.
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But we wanted to have some fun.
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Yeah. I mean,
I can't imagine someone
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critiquing my appearance.
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I mean, what would they say?
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I don't know, something about
the cut of your suit,
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your '90s hair,
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looking like a cheating ex
in a bad romcom?
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[Evelyn laughs]
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No one wants to
have their bodies
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splashed across the media
in unflattering light.
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Yeah, but don't some women,
you know,
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solicit this type of coverage.
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Court controversy, per se.
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I mean, context is everything.
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- [audience cheers]
- [upbeat music]
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[floor manager] Quick, quick,
get 'em off.
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- Change camera.
- [audience cheers]
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[cheering]
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[floor manager]
Get 'em off!
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- [Giles] Not my birthday yet.
- Wow!
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[Evelyn] What was that?
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[Penny] Well, they were
definitely courting controversy.
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Riot girls! Viva la protest!
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I mean, what were
they protesting? Bras?
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Beauty standards.
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The way the media treats women.
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Domestic violence,
predatory men.
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- We need more activists.
- Yeah.
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- Ah. Penny.
- [Giles] Hold on.
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Just getting word that
the protestors are launching
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a new website called 'Tart'.
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What? That was a PR stunt?
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Well, I take back what I said
earlier about brave activists.
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They're not riot girls.
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Edited by feminist
commentator, Rosaline Stone.
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She's good.
[Giles sighs]
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Um, so, final word for
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International Women's Day,
Evelyn?
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Just support women.
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[Evelyn] Rosaline Stone!
That two faced, hypocritical...
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Bitch.
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I wasn't going to
say it out loud.
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Well, let's see if
she pays her contributors.
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They say they pay
15 cents per word.
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15 cents? That's good.
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We pay $50 a piece.
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Now.
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[Lily] $50 is 335 words
at 'Tart'.
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- Whatever.
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- Look, I wouldn't worry
about it. It seems academic.
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That's not our audience.
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We're academic. Aren't we!?
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[Paul] Penny's last story
was titled,
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"What My Undie Drawer
Says About Me". [chuckles]
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[Penny] It's about
getting comfortable
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with being comfortable, Paul.
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"Gender and empathy: Men
shouldn't need to imagine it
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"'if it were your wife slash
daughter slash mother,
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"written by..."
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- [laptop slams]
- Written by who? Who, Jeet?
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[Lily] Your favourite,
Norma Pearce.
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- Senior news editor.
- What?
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Oh, good old Norma
strikes again.
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[Paul] But youthfulness
is their thing.
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"We're young feminists,
smashing barriers,
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"kicking asses".
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Yeah. I'd like to know how
'young' Rosaline Stone is.
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Jeet, find out.
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[Paul] Ev, it's just
high brow, inaccessible,
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head up its own ass, dribble.
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Let's keep the train
on the tracks, folks.
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Yeah, Paul's right.
This is just...
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it's just
head up its own ass dribble.
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Maybe I'll call Rosaline Stone
and congratulate her.
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[all] No!
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[tense music]
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Bitch.
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[Helen] Sign here.
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[paper rustles]
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Wait, what is it?
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I managed to get
a small bank loan.
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Not easy with your history.
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The business account
is overdrawn.
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You only have enough cashflow
for the next three months.
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Fuck.
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Didn't you mention that
there was another option?
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Look, I can get you an investor,
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but you need to know the
headquarters will be in Naples.
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- Capiche?
- Oh, I like Naples.
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It's the New York of Europe.
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The hustle. The pizza.
It's fun. [chuckles]
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Oh...
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Naples, Naples?
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As, as in organised crime,
Naples?
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[whispers] The mafia?
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I'm not saying another word.
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How the fuck do you
have mafia connections?
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[Evelyn exhales]
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Okay, just give me
one more day, 'til Monday.
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- That's six more days.
- [papers rustle]
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- I'm not good at maths.
- No shit.
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[bell rings]
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Raise your hands
if you love being a woman.
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Yes, [chuckles] I do too.
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And for me, being a woman
is exhilarating.
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It's wondrous.
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It's emotional.
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-It's sometimes hormonal,
-[students murmur]
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but I think we've tried so hard
to normalise being a woman
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that we've forgotten
how magical it is.
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We can be independent,
and well educated.
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We have choices.
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We no longer need to be defined
by being a boy or a girl.
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I know some of you are
reading "Little Women"
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and my message today
is inspired by Jo March,
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my favourite March sister.
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She was the writer,
the tomboy, and like her,
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I had a little crush
on Laurie, too.
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[students giggle]
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My message is Jo's message.
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It is so important to be
independent, and free,
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so that you never have to
ask a man for permission -
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worse still,
ask them for money...
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Even when you really,
really, really need it.
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[tense music]
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[Jon whispers] Maybe
some of those braille titles?
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- [Erika] Blindfold you?
- [Jon] Blindfold me.
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[Jon and Erika
whisper indistinctly]
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[tense music]
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German literature!
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I mean, at least find
some romantic fiction.
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- [Jon scoffs]
- Oh, we were...
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just discussing,
reorganising the biographies.
250
00:10:13,594 --> 00:10:15,354
Oh, how stimulating.
251
00:10:15,434 --> 00:10:16,994
[Erika clears throat]
252
00:10:18,474 --> 00:10:20,074
Okay.
253
00:10:22,634 --> 00:10:24,954
Great speech today.
Thanks.
254
00:10:25,034 --> 00:10:27,514
Hmm... Do you think
that's appropriate?
255
00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:30,394
Canoodling in the library
like horny teenagers.
256
00:10:30,474 --> 00:10:34,314
We were not canoodling,
and don't say horny. [scoffs]
257
00:10:35,634 --> 00:10:38,034
I need to ask you something
about work.
258
00:10:38,114 --> 00:10:40,674
- No.
- You don't even know what it is.
259
00:10:40,754 --> 00:10:42,714
You're going to ask me
to invest in 'Eve',
260
00:10:42,794 --> 00:10:45,634
because you really,
really need it.
261
00:10:45,714 --> 00:10:48,314
- Just hear me out.
- No.
262
00:10:48,394 --> 00:10:51,154
Yes. I do need an investor
for the business,
263
00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:53,114
but I'm starting to get
really worried
264
00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:55,034
about my own financial future.
265
00:10:55,114 --> 00:10:56,754
Ginny's in a relationship.
266
00:10:56,834 --> 00:10:58,194
You've hooked up
with Miss Honey.
267
00:10:58,274 --> 00:11:00,114
[scoffs]
Don't be so hypocritical.
268
00:11:00,194 --> 00:11:01,874
You just did
a whole rousing speech
269
00:11:01,954 --> 00:11:03,834
about the importance of
financial independence.
270
00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:06,474
Yeah. So those girls
can secure their future
271
00:11:06,554 --> 00:11:09,074
without making terrible fucking
life mistakes like I did.
272
00:11:09,154 --> 00:11:10,514
[Erika] Excuse me. Excuse me,
273
00:11:10,594 --> 00:11:12,514
could you take this out
to the quadrangle, please?
274
00:11:12,594 --> 00:11:14,514
This is a quiet place.
275
00:11:14,594 --> 00:11:16,394
- No.
- [Jon] Yes.
276
00:11:18,594 --> 00:11:20,034
[Jon sighs]
277
00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:24,074
["Clockwatching"
by Belleruche playing]
278
00:11:24,154 --> 00:11:27,274
♪ Seems like the little things
are slowly bringing... ♪
279
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,514
Oh, "Little Women".
280
00:11:29,594 --> 00:11:30,754
Did my speech inspire you?
281
00:11:30,834 --> 00:11:33,634
Oh, no. It's part
of the curriculum.
282
00:11:33,714 --> 00:11:36,354
♪ I can see you
reaching meltdown ♪
283
00:11:38,314 --> 00:11:40,474
[books clatter]
♪ How'd you flip into a habit ♪
284
00:11:40,554 --> 00:11:44,114
♪ Of aching for
anybody's praise ♪
285
00:11:45,074 --> 00:11:46,794
[Lily] I need a tester
for my article.
286
00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,274
[Paul] No way. No.
287
00:11:48,354 --> 00:11:50,634
[Opal] Come on.
Be a good girl, now.
288
00:11:50,714 --> 00:11:52,514
Oh, breaking.
A woman in Alabama
289
00:11:52,594 --> 00:11:54,514
is in an intimate relationship
with a houseplant.
290
00:11:54,594 --> 00:11:56,034
You got to hear this.
291
00:11:56,114 --> 00:11:59,314
'Tart's posted a brutal
takedown of 'Whoman's board.
292
00:11:59,394 --> 00:12:01,554
"A bunch of men
scratching their balls,
293
00:12:01,634 --> 00:12:03,314
"telling women what they want".
294
00:12:03,394 --> 00:12:06,554
We all love 'Tart', like
compared with 'Whoman',
295
00:12:06,634 --> 00:12:07,874
they write stories that matter.
296
00:12:07,954 --> 00:12:09,954
We do stories that matter, Pen.
297
00:12:10,034 --> 00:12:12,514
We've just got to be more edgy.
298
00:12:12,594 --> 00:12:15,194
[tense music]
299
00:12:15,274 --> 00:12:17,554
Lily, get that wellness
vertical up.
300
00:12:17,634 --> 00:12:19,314
You can do a podcast on it.
301
00:12:19,394 --> 00:12:22,354
I've got a good lead
on an orgasm workshop.
302
00:12:22,434 --> 00:12:23,714
I think it might work.
303
00:12:24,634 --> 00:12:27,194
In the meantime Pen,
give me 400 words
304
00:12:27,274 --> 00:12:28,834
on the woman in Alabama
that fucks the plant.
305
00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:31,794
[Evelyn] Okay,
how are the dailies?
306
00:12:33,554 --> 00:12:36,234
[Ginny] You look stiff.
I'm worried about you.
307
00:12:36,314 --> 00:12:38,674
You know, Jon's moved on.
308
00:12:38,754 --> 00:12:40,074
Good.
309
00:12:40,154 --> 00:12:43,834
Wish he'd move on out of
the family home. [sighs]
310
00:12:43,914 --> 00:12:47,994
I'm stiff because
I'm a workaholic.
311
00:12:49,234 --> 00:12:51,714
Oh, she admits it.
312
00:12:51,794 --> 00:12:54,274
You know, Simon's an osteopath.
313
00:12:54,354 --> 00:12:55,634
Yeah, I know.
314
00:12:55,714 --> 00:12:58,274
I'm not interested.
I mean, I don't even...
315
00:12:58,354 --> 00:13:00,994
I could have a look
at your neck.
316
00:13:01,074 --> 00:13:02,234
Oh.
317
00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:03,754
No, I'm, I'm fine.
318
00:13:03,834 --> 00:13:07,674
I just, I didn't sleep
last night.
319
00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:10,034
I haven't relaxed for 14 years.
320
00:13:10,114 --> 00:13:13,234
I'm guessing it's all
coming from your hips.
321
00:13:18,354 --> 00:13:20,274
I could have said
something really offensive
322
00:13:20,354 --> 00:13:21,634
- about osteopaths.
- But you didn't.
323
00:13:21,714 --> 00:13:22,834
I was literally about to say
324
00:13:22,914 --> 00:13:24,434
they're not real
fucking doctors.
325
00:13:24,514 --> 00:13:26,234
I've asked Kym to move in.
326
00:13:26,314 --> 00:13:28,754
What? You don't even know him.
327
00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:30,714
- Yes, I do.
- What star sign is he?
328
00:13:30,794 --> 00:13:32,914
I don't know.
I don't follow astrology.
329
00:13:32,994 --> 00:13:34,234
Aries? Libra?
330
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,194
May 6th.
331
00:13:35,274 --> 00:13:37,874
That's Dad's birthday.
332
00:13:37,954 --> 00:13:42,954
Mum, you love having your
own space - with me and Jon.
333
00:13:43,034 --> 00:13:44,394
What about your
financial freedom?
334
00:13:44,474 --> 00:13:46,554
I like it when a man pays.
335
00:13:46,634 --> 00:13:48,594
Two steps forward,
one step back.
336
00:13:48,674 --> 00:13:50,874
Yes, but we're always ahead.
337
00:13:52,354 --> 00:13:53,314
He makes me laugh.
338
00:13:53,394 --> 00:13:54,954
I make you laugh.
339
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:58,714
And I sing in the shower,
which you love.
340
00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:01,234
He treats me well, Ev,
better than your father did.
341
00:14:01,314 --> 00:14:04,194
Charles Manson would've treated
you better than Dad did.
342
00:14:04,274 --> 00:14:06,274
I thought he treated
those hippies well.
343
00:14:06,354 --> 00:14:08,874
- Oh.
- Loyal to the end, they were.
344
00:14:08,954 --> 00:14:11,194
Can't you be happy for me?
345
00:14:11,274 --> 00:14:13,674
[gentle music]
346
00:14:13,754 --> 00:14:16,554
[man] Welcome, welcome.
Thank you for coming.
347
00:14:16,634 --> 00:14:18,234
Thank you.
348
00:14:18,314 --> 00:14:19,394
- Welcome.
- Oh, hi.
349
00:14:19,474 --> 00:14:21,714
- I'm George.
- Hi, Evelyn Jones.
350
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,874
I actually called yesterday.
351
00:14:23,954 --> 00:14:27,274
I'm hoping to run a piece
on the workshop
352
00:14:27,354 --> 00:14:29,314
for my website, 'Eve Life'.
353
00:14:29,394 --> 00:14:33,354
Do you enjoy watching people
being intimate, Evelyn Jones?
354
00:14:33,434 --> 00:14:37,314
Um, well, it depends on
what level of intimacy
355
00:14:37,394 --> 00:14:38,674
we're talking about. [chuckles]
356
00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:40,714
Well, it's not
a spectator sport.
357
00:14:40,794 --> 00:14:43,394
If you want to stay,
you're going to have to play,
358
00:14:43,474 --> 00:14:45,554
and then you can write
with lived experience.
359
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,874
There's straight reporting,
too. [chuckles]
360
00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:50,794
I'm not really into
this kind of thing
361
00:14:50,874 --> 00:14:53,394
and I'm going through
a divorce, so...
362
00:14:53,474 --> 00:14:55,194
might be wasted on me.
363
00:14:57,354 --> 00:15:00,274
I don't have a partner.
364
00:15:00,354 --> 00:15:03,874
Denis, come out here.
365
00:15:03,954 --> 00:15:05,274
[gentle music]
366
00:15:05,354 --> 00:15:08,914
Denis, this is Evelyn.
She'll be your partner today.
367
00:15:08,994 --> 00:15:10,234
[Evelyn groans]
368
00:15:11,354 --> 00:15:13,634
[Denis] Welcome, Evelyn.
Don't worry.
369
00:15:13,714 --> 00:15:16,394
We won't see each other
again after today.
370
00:15:16,474 --> 00:15:18,154
[gentle music continues]
371
00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:19,714
Okay.
372
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,754
[George] Come on in.
373
00:15:23,354 --> 00:15:26,274
[gentle music continues]
374
00:15:26,354 --> 00:15:28,274
- Ev!
- [Evelyn chuckles]
375
00:15:28,354 --> 00:15:30,354
- You made it.
- What is she doing here?
376
00:15:30,434 --> 00:15:33,274
Oh, I was going to do
a story on George,
377
00:15:33,354 --> 00:15:35,074
but he's making me participate.
378
00:15:35,154 --> 00:15:37,674
Are you serious?
This is meant to be about us.
379
00:15:37,754 --> 00:15:40,474
I'm not doing sex stuff
in front of her.
380
00:15:40,554 --> 00:15:42,274
Is this a group sex thing?
381
00:15:42,354 --> 00:15:44,354
Oh, my God, relax.
382
00:15:44,434 --> 00:15:46,194
It's a couple's workshop.
383
00:15:46,274 --> 00:15:47,514
George is the best in the biz.
384
00:15:47,594 --> 00:15:49,154
What biz?
385
00:15:49,234 --> 00:15:50,154
[Lucy] Intimacy.
386
00:15:50,234 --> 00:15:51,674
Who's your partner anyway?
387
00:15:51,754 --> 00:15:52,514
Denis.
388
00:15:52,594 --> 00:15:53,594
Who the fuck's Denis?
389
00:15:53,674 --> 00:15:56,274
The one in the sockettes.
390
00:15:56,354 --> 00:15:58,274
[hypnotic music]
391
00:15:58,354 --> 00:16:00,754
[George] Fall into their eyes.
392
00:16:01,514 --> 00:16:03,674
Feel yourself merging,
393
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,154
with their physical presence.
394
00:16:08,514 --> 00:16:11,274
- Evelyn.
- Mm?
395
00:16:11,354 --> 00:16:12,674
A little closer.
396
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:16,234
["Lebanese Blonde" by
Thievery Corporation playing]
397
00:16:16,314 --> 00:16:17,754
A little more.
398
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,874
A tiny bit closer.
399
00:16:22,354 --> 00:16:23,994
[George] Surrender and submit.
400
00:16:24,074 --> 00:16:25,754
["Lebanese Blonde" by Thievery
Corporation playing]
401
00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:28,754
I see the pain in your regret.
402
00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:32,914
I see your beauty
and your courage.
403
00:16:32,994 --> 00:16:36,234
[George] Explore each other's
breath and body sensations.
404
00:16:36,314 --> 00:16:38,434
[Lucy] I see your lust.
405
00:16:39,274 --> 00:16:40,554
I want it.
406
00:16:40,634 --> 00:16:42,274
I see your love.
407
00:16:42,354 --> 00:16:44,194
♪ Somewhere in another time ♪
408
00:16:44,274 --> 00:16:46,074
[George] We should all
feel safe in our bodies.
409
00:16:46,154 --> 00:16:48,154
So we can let go of pent-up
emotions and trauma.
410
00:16:48,234 --> 00:16:50,594
♪ Clouds drifting
through the blinds ♪
411
00:16:50,674 --> 00:16:52,794
[George] know
you're blindfolded,
412
00:16:52,874 --> 00:16:56,154
but look deeply
into your partner.
413
00:16:57,354 --> 00:17:00,274
Lucy! Lucy!
414
00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:02,754
[George] Now we're going to
mix things up a little.
415
00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:07,434
I want you to reveal a secret
to this new partner.
416
00:17:08,354 --> 00:17:11,474
Something, dirty.
417
00:17:12,354 --> 00:17:13,874
You're open now.
418
00:17:13,954 --> 00:17:17,034
Let's relish in that
vulnerability
419
00:17:17,114 --> 00:17:20,834
and speak your truth.
420
00:17:22,034 --> 00:17:23,714
- [Evelyn exhales]
- [Daniel clicks tongue]
421
00:17:23,794 --> 00:17:26,394
I don't really want to do this,
so let's just pretend
422
00:17:26,474 --> 00:17:28,834
that we've said something dirty.
423
00:17:28,914 --> 00:17:30,834
[Daniel exhales]
424
00:17:34,434 --> 00:17:36,474
Ev...
425
00:17:37,234 --> 00:17:39,234
I'm not happy.
426
00:17:39,314 --> 00:17:41,994
I don't know what's
going on, but... [inhales]
427
00:17:42,074 --> 00:17:43,314
Are you pretending?
428
00:17:43,394 --> 00:17:47,474
I'm not happy, and I
don't know what to do.
429
00:17:47,554 --> 00:17:50,434
She's doing all of this for you.
430
00:17:50,514 --> 00:17:52,434
She's pole dancing
for fuck's sake.
431
00:17:52,514 --> 00:17:54,314
She's terrible at it.
432
00:17:54,394 --> 00:17:57,154
She's having sex.
She hates sex.
433
00:17:58,994 --> 00:17:59,834
Stop it!
434
00:17:59,914 --> 00:18:01,834
Stop it?
I'm fucking stuck in this.
435
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,274
Stop it!
436
00:18:03,354 --> 00:18:05,554
[groans] I can't...
437
00:18:05,634 --> 00:18:07,874
Where's Denis? I want Denis.
438
00:18:13,314 --> 00:18:15,954
[George] Tell your partner
what you see.
439
00:18:16,754 --> 00:18:18,434
We've spoken our truth.
440
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:21,674
Now, let's sit in it.
441
00:18:24,074 --> 00:18:26,234
Okay... Um...
442
00:18:29,514 --> 00:18:33,194
I see your relatively
normal-sized head.
443
00:18:33,274 --> 00:18:37,594
I see your masculine energy.
It scares me, actually.
444
00:18:37,674 --> 00:18:40,554
I see your lack of self-care.
445
00:18:40,634 --> 00:18:42,474
I see your narcissism.
446
00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:44,354
I see your desperation.
447
00:18:44,434 --> 00:18:46,274
I see your anxiety.
448
00:18:46,354 --> 00:18:48,554
You're barely hanging on.
449
00:18:49,674 --> 00:18:52,154
Can you feel
the intimacy in that?
450
00:18:54,354 --> 00:18:56,474
He doesn't even know me.
451
00:18:59,234 --> 00:19:00,754
Trust him.
452
00:19:03,074 --> 00:19:04,834
Go on.
453
00:19:05,634 --> 00:19:08,674
[gentle music]
454
00:19:08,754 --> 00:19:10,714
I see...
455
00:19:12,714 --> 00:19:15,834
your generosity.
456
00:19:15,914 --> 00:19:19,554
[George] You are mirrors
for one another, Evelyn.
457
00:19:19,634 --> 00:19:22,634
And this is an exercise
in self-reflection.
458
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,874
I see your damage...
459
00:19:31,114 --> 00:19:32,714
Your trauma...
460
00:19:33,354 --> 00:19:36,274
[gentle music continues]
461
00:19:36,354 --> 00:19:38,714
Do you mean your trauma?
462
00:19:43,354 --> 00:19:44,594
[George] Good.
463
00:19:44,674 --> 00:19:48,114
But now it's time to
forgive yourself, Evelyn.
464
00:19:48,194 --> 00:19:51,154
[emotive music]
465
00:19:53,954 --> 00:19:56,274
[hands clap]
466
00:19:56,354 --> 00:19:58,554
[group applauds]
467
00:19:59,354 --> 00:20:02,554
[gentle music continues]
468
00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:06,754
[Evelyn] I see your pain.
I see your anger.
469
00:20:08,234 --> 00:20:10,474
I know why you said, "No".
470
00:20:11,354 --> 00:20:13,754
I see your hurt.
471
00:20:15,074 --> 00:20:17,634
I see my blame.
472
00:20:17,714 --> 00:20:20,034
Have you been
day-drinking again?
473
00:20:20,674 --> 00:20:22,154
You encouraged me
474
00:20:22,234 --> 00:20:24,994
to start blogging
on the living room floor,
475
00:20:25,074 --> 00:20:26,274
then the coffee table.
476
00:20:26,354 --> 00:20:30,474
Then in the office when you
stained the coffee table.
477
00:20:30,554 --> 00:20:34,314
You lent me $39
for the 'Eve Life' URL.
478
00:20:34,394 --> 00:20:37,074
- I didn't pay you back.
- You didn't have to.
479
00:20:37,154 --> 00:20:38,834
It wasn't transactional.
480
00:20:38,914 --> 00:20:40,554
[Evelyn sighs]
481
00:20:40,634 --> 00:20:43,074
I've always believed in you.
482
00:20:45,554 --> 00:20:47,834
I just feel so anxious.
483
00:20:48,994 --> 00:20:50,274
Denis was right.
484
00:20:50,354 --> 00:20:53,154
I'm barely hanging on.
485
00:20:53,234 --> 00:20:56,354
- Who the fuck is Denis?
- It doesn't matter.
486
00:20:57,714 --> 00:21:00,514
I deserve a better deal.
487
00:21:00,594 --> 00:21:05,034
I undersold myself in
the settlement, out of guilt.
488
00:21:05,114 --> 00:21:06,154
And you know that.
489
00:21:06,234 --> 00:21:09,354
You knew it then,
and you know it now.
490
00:21:10,874 --> 00:21:13,914
I need your support, again.
491
00:21:13,994 --> 00:21:15,474
If you don't want
to sell the house,
492
00:21:15,554 --> 00:21:17,434
can you get a line of credit?
493
00:21:18,354 --> 00:21:20,154
I need the money, Jon.
494
00:21:20,234 --> 00:21:23,274
I can't just bail you out.
495
00:21:23,354 --> 00:21:25,714
[Evelyn sighs]
496
00:21:25,794 --> 00:21:27,274
But, if I was to help,
497
00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:29,314
I would need
a stake in the business,
498
00:21:29,394 --> 00:21:31,274
and some sort of plan.
499
00:21:31,354 --> 00:21:32,794
Yeah. I've got a plan.
500
00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:35,554
I want to further develop
the podcast channel.
501
00:21:35,634 --> 00:21:39,234
I mean, I know I'm onto
something big there.
502
00:21:39,314 --> 00:21:40,954
Can I think about it?
503
00:21:43,434 --> 00:21:46,234
Women's voices
deserve to be heard.
504
00:21:46,314 --> 00:21:48,394
[Vivian shouting]
You're a fucking asshole
505
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:49,874
and I hate you
'til the day you die!
506
00:21:49,954 --> 00:21:52,154
- [door slams]
- Maybe not that one.
507
00:21:52,234 --> 00:21:53,274
[footsteps echo]
508
00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:54,674
Oh, dear.
509
00:21:54,754 --> 00:21:57,274
- What's happened?
- Nothing.
510
00:21:57,354 --> 00:21:59,914
Mate, Viv sounded pretty upset.
511
00:22:00,634 --> 00:22:02,074
We broke up.
512
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,034
Oh. Why?
513
00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:07,274
I'm still figuring out
who I am, and she's bossy.
514
00:22:07,354 --> 00:22:09,274
It's not nice
to call girls bossy.
515
00:22:09,354 --> 00:22:12,274
Would you prefer she kept
her opinions to herself?
516
00:22:12,354 --> 00:22:13,554
Mum, she's exhausting.
517
00:22:13,634 --> 00:22:16,554
She wears everyone down,
even her friends.
518
00:22:16,634 --> 00:22:18,154
[tense music]
519
00:22:18,234 --> 00:22:20,474
Oh, I think
she's just misunderstood.
520
00:22:20,554 --> 00:22:23,714
Your first relationships
never end up well, mate.
521
00:22:23,794 --> 00:22:25,714
[footsteps pound]
522
00:22:26,674 --> 00:22:28,634
Where's Viv?
We were going to watch
523
00:22:28,714 --> 00:22:30,274
Winona Ryder's "Little Women".
524
00:22:30,354 --> 00:22:32,594
We broke up.
525
00:22:32,674 --> 00:22:34,274
I fucking hate this family.
526
00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:36,154
Hey!
527
00:22:39,354 --> 00:22:41,234
I see your pain.
528
00:22:44,594 --> 00:22:46,514
[Evelyn exhales]
529
00:22:48,194 --> 00:22:50,994
- [Sylvie] How's your week been?
- Terrible.
530
00:22:51,074 --> 00:22:53,954
[Sylvie] Worse than putting
your shoes on my couch?
531
00:22:54,034 --> 00:22:55,994
[Evelyn exhales]
532
00:22:56,074 --> 00:22:58,274
Can I try the weighted
blanket this time?
533
00:22:58,354 --> 00:23:00,434
Sure.
534
00:23:06,474 --> 00:23:08,594
[Evelyn] Ooh.
535
00:23:09,634 --> 00:23:12,794
Higher. Higher.
536
00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:19,594
No, I can't breathe.
537
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:23,514
[Evelyn exhales]
538
00:23:29,354 --> 00:23:32,154
I went to an intimacy workshop.
539
00:23:35,794 --> 00:23:40,434
I was very gently
verbally abused by Denis.
540
00:23:40,514 --> 00:23:43,274
[Sylvie] Who the fuck's Denis?
541
00:23:43,354 --> 00:23:45,874
And I really responded to it.
542
00:23:46,514 --> 00:23:48,594
It did something to me.
543
00:23:50,034 --> 00:23:52,714
Elaborate.
544
00:23:52,794 --> 00:23:54,434
I'm just wondering
if my whole life's been
545
00:23:54,514 --> 00:23:57,954
a series of mistakes.
546
00:23:58,034 --> 00:24:02,914
The only real relationship
I've ever had is ruined.
547
00:24:02,994 --> 00:24:07,834
My daughter's doing everything
she can not to be like me.
548
00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:10,674
I don't even know how to
be a real friend anymore.
549
00:24:10,754 --> 00:24:15,314
I'm angry with Lucy
for giving up on herself.
550
00:24:15,394 --> 00:24:18,274
So I'm punishing her.
551
00:24:18,354 --> 00:24:21,834
[Sylvie] What if I was to tell
you, you are a good friend...
552
00:24:22,714 --> 00:24:24,634
and you are well loved.
553
00:24:24,714 --> 00:24:26,954
Wouldn't stop the self blame.
554
00:24:30,274 --> 00:24:31,714
Can I tell you what I think?
555
00:24:31,794 --> 00:24:33,594
Well, obviously.
556
00:24:33,674 --> 00:24:35,074
You shouldn't be alone.
557
00:24:35,154 --> 00:24:38,434
You know, as busy as you are,
you're isolated.
558
00:24:41,794 --> 00:24:44,714
I don't know how to do it.
559
00:24:44,794 --> 00:24:45,714
Do what?
560
00:24:45,794 --> 00:24:47,554
[gentle music]
561
00:24:47,634 --> 00:24:49,594
Be a woman.
562
00:24:51,794 --> 00:24:54,514
[gentle music continues]
563
00:25:06,794 --> 00:25:09,074
Oh, hi.
564
00:25:09,154 --> 00:25:11,714
Hi. You had the same idea.
565
00:25:11,794 --> 00:25:13,834
I often have this idea.
566
00:25:13,914 --> 00:25:16,634
Yeah, me too.
567
00:25:16,714 --> 00:25:20,354
Weird we haven't had the same
idea at the same time before.
568
00:25:21,394 --> 00:25:24,314
Must have just
missed each other.
569
00:25:24,394 --> 00:25:25,874
Until tonight.
570
00:25:30,354 --> 00:25:32,474
Do you mind if we don't talk?
571
00:25:33,634 --> 00:25:35,514
Perfect.
572
00:25:35,594 --> 00:25:38,274
["Crimson and Clover" by
Tommy James & the Shondells]
573
00:25:38,354 --> 00:25:42,474
♪ But I think
I could love her ♪
574
00:25:44,994 --> 00:25:49,114
♪ Crimson and clover ♪
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