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[Evelyn] What are you guys
looking at?
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I wonder if they'll
have their own Sweet Jane.
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I think she's
an Eve Life exclusive.
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Do you think that Eve Life
is just for angry, old women?
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Angry, old, white women.
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Sorry, Evelyn.
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Just make sure you include
some notes from your man.
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It's important to get
the male perspective.
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Is it?
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Oh, Margaret,
it's lovely to see you again.
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Yes. Enchante.
It's a pleasure.
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Do you want my investment?
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I'm not going to use Eve Life
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to shame women
for their choices.
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I'm just not going to.
That's not what we do here.
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Maybe we did waste
each other's time.
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Yeah, I'm Erika. I'm
a librarian at Addy's school.
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Sorry, I thought
this was Jon's night.
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Still not following.
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He hasn't told you.
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I will give him a call.
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["Where U At?"
by 1200 Techniques playing]
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[car accelerating]
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[gasping] Straighten up a bit.
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- Mum!
- Sorry.
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It's good, it's good.
You're doing well.
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How's Vivian?
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She's good.
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Do you know much about
how the engine works?
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Not really, no.
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You have to warm it up a bit.
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You have to know
when to speed up,
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when to pull back.
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Don't look at me,
look at the road.
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- [tyres squeal]
- [Evelyn] Fuck!
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[Alex] Can I get a proper
lesson, please?
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My test is next week.
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I'm a very good teacher, Alex,
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and I would really like to be
able to talk to you openly
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about... engines.
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Can we please change
the subject?
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How's your father?
Happy?
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He seems happy enough.
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More than usual?
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Is Erika around much?
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I can't believe I'm saying this,
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but can you get
your mind off sex,
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and focus on safety?
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- Watch out, cyclist. Lycra!
- Geez, Mum.
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[man] Watch where you're going!
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You have to watch those ones.
Idiots.
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Just make sure you always
wear a seatbelt, okay?
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Okay, Mum.
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And if you burst a tyre
in the middle of it,
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there's a pill for that.
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[song continues]
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It's very juvenile.
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- [Sylvie] Your jealousy?
- No, this ball.
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Actually all your props,
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and making me take my shoes off
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so I'm grounded to the Earth.
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Honestly, if I knew you
were so new age, I would...
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I'm middle aged,
I'm not new age.
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Keep bouncing.
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I'm feeling very confused.
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I have all these feelings
about Jon dating,
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and I just don't
have time for it.
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What's confusing?
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We've, we've split up -
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he signed divorce papers,
we live apart.
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I mean, why,
why am I so bothered by it?
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What do you think?
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I think you pay me to sit here
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and generate
intelligent thoughts,
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which I do, by the way.
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Lots of them.
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I think it's the
finality of it all.
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Evelyn, what would you say
if I told you
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that he might not
love you anymore?
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I'd be devastated,
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betrayed and hurt.
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Well, do you want to
get back together?
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God, no.
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Well, let's frame his moving on
as a positive then.
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[angelic music]
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He deserves to be happy.
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[Sylvie] Do you
deserve to be happy?
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[pensive music]
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[Sylvie] Time's up.
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[Evelyn] We need some
life around here.
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- We're subleasing to a tech firm.
- What space?
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That space down the back where
they're taking the foosball.
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No, what tech space?
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Oh, I don't know, something
to do with digital cash.
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And when I say firm,
I mean start up.
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Where did you find them?
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Peter.
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What are they paying?
In real cash?
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Oh, yes. We would
need to decide that.
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- Oh, God, Evelyn.
- [man] Who's bike is this?
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[Paul] Oh, I'm bike.
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Paul Bowen Bike...
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Paul Bowen Clark,
that's my bike.
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[man] I'm going to let you
keep working on that.
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- Yep.
- Can you move it, buddy?
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- Sure thing.
- Thanks, man.
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Help.
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New tenants?
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Yeah, this is...
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Uh, what's your start up called?
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- Spec Points.
- Spec Points, that's right.
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And you are?
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- Hugo.
- Liam.
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And that beast
over there is Ryan.
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Ah. Well, welcome boys,
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if there's anything you need,
just let us know.
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Yeah, anything you need
just let us know.
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And, um, I'll ask Guy
to hook you up
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with the wi-fi.
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Already in.
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Oh.
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[table crashes]
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Caliente.
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Do I need to change the wi-fi?
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Why, 'cause they hacked it?
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Weren't you going to
give it to them anyway?
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Yes.
I'm confused.
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Did they hack?
Are they hackers?
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What's with the frat boys?
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- They're hot spacing.
- They're kind of cute.
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Thought we could do with some
male energy around here.
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[Paul] What?
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Oh, sorry Paul,
you know what I mean.
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No, I don't know what you mean.
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Yeah. They look handsy.
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Six hands all together.
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Do I need to read them
the code of conduct?
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Definitely, the hunk slapped me.
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They're joining the wi-fi,
not the company.
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Just don't scare them off.
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You know, in some cultures,
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bicycles are actually
seen as a sign of potency.
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Oh, shut up, Paul.
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Come on guys, 'Whoman's probably
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10 posts ahead of us by now.
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That man spanked my arse.
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["Ratchet" by
Bloc Party playing]
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♪ Who got the beat this time? ♪
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♪ Who got the beat-beat down? ♪
Tell it, tell it ♪
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♪ Who got the beat this time? ♪
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♪ Keep it hundred ♪
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♪ What you going to
show me, fam ♪
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♪ What you going to
show me, bro ♪
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♪ That ain't me done
You want a word with me ♪
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You want to tell me some ♪
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♪ And tell your bitch
to get off my shit ♪
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♪ Smoking on that home-rolled ♪
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[Helen] Evelyn, a moment?
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Yes, Helen.
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I wanted to talk to you too.
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I hear things didn't
go well with Margaret.
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No.
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She was very disagreeable.
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But that's what I wanted
to talk to you about.
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She's a 'no'.
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Advertising revenue is down
because of 'Whoman'.
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Yeah, but traffic is up,
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and this is just
a temporary shift
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that is going to turn around -
we're going to bounce back.
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We are a long way from this
month's revenue targets.
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To bounce back
you need to be very bouncy.
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I will be, and I've got a plan.
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Can you send Paul in?
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Yeah, sure.
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[Helen] Paul!
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Helen said you were pretending
to have a plan.
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I need you to do a hard sell
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while I keep looking
for a partner.
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Oh.
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What are you looking for
in a partner?
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Broad shoulders,
sense of humour?
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- Six foot?
- A business partner, bozo.
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Someone with deep pockets and
no values - a finance person.
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I do have an 'Ask Adam' post
that I really want to do.
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Maybe you should ask Adam
if we can afford
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to keep that going.
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Yeah, I will.
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I know he'll say 'yes'.
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- [sighing]
- [gentle music]
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[tense music]
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[sighing] Let it motivate you.
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Let it motivate you.
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Fuck!
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Any ideas?
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[laughs] Has anyone seen
the 'Whoman' story
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on their Reader profile?
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The Whoman Woman?
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Yeah, that's the one.
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Like that's the modern woman.
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[Opal] Well it doesn't claim
that. It's a 'Whoman' woman.
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Kind of smart actually.
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[Lily] It's very glam,
I kind of dig it.
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How do they have
a Reader profile so quickly?
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It's like, Cate with 'C'
took months to perfect.
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It's just style over
substance - soulless air.
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Penny, say something
cutting and funny
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to make me feel better.
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Ah, they're a bit shit.
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- Okay.
- It's true.
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Well, what are we doing today?
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Plastic Celebs - a bit mean.
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Punching up, not down.
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All our plastic celebs have
been nominated for Oscars.
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What's that?
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Oh, there's a renewed push
for GMO labelling...
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Got it.
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I mean I just don't know
what I've got to do
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to come up with
an original idea.
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I've got to find it myself
I suppose, do I?
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Is this, is this who we are?
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It's who we were yesterday.
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Pen, are you with us today?
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Yeah, sorry.
Uh...
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You just don't seem
like your usual droll,
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deeply sarcastic self.
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- Are you all right?
- Yeah.
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I'm just distracted by all
this marriage equality stuff
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in the U.S. right now.
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I feel like I'm not being
straight with my readers.
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Oh, you're not
opposed to it, are you?
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No, no.
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Okay, I am being
straight with them,
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like really straight with them.
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You've completely lost me.
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I want to come out
to my readers.
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Oh, come out.
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Oh, I didn't know you were in.
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Surprise.
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But you write about
Dear Husband.
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Yeah, it was a cover up.
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I don't know why, I just
thought you wouldn't want
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a gay parenting editor.
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Oh, no, I don't mind.
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I love it.
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Well, I owe it to them.
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No, you don't owe them anything.
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I mean if you want to do it,
do it for yourself.
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Okay.
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Thanks, Ev.
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Ev, I thought you'd want to
know that the tech boys
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have eaten all the
crunchy peanut butter.
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Did you know Penny was gay?
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Yes.
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Did you hear me?
The entire jar.
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You're feeling insecure, Paul.
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Well what are you going to do,
reprimand them, or?
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[Jon] Hey, it's just me,
is there a package for me?
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What's going on?
259
00:10:55,034 --> 00:10:57,954
That is my cold press
juice delivery.
260
00:10:58,114 --> 00:11:00,674
- What's all this?
- You don't have to get stabby.
261
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:03,514
I'm happy to share
my juice with you.
262
00:11:03,714 --> 00:11:04,754
You're a running cliche.
263
00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:08,074
Leave some space for me,
please - for my wine.
264
00:11:09,394 --> 00:11:10,634
More.
265
00:11:10,714 --> 00:11:12,714
[bottle clinks]
266
00:11:12,794 --> 00:11:14,234
More.
267
00:11:14,394 --> 00:11:16,234
[bottle clinks]
268
00:11:18,714 --> 00:11:20,754
This is about Erika isn't it?
269
00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:23,954
Look, I would have told you,
the thing is it's just,
270
00:11:24,114 --> 00:11:26,434
it's not that serious.
271
00:11:26,594 --> 00:11:27,634
We're not even divorced.
272
00:11:27,714 --> 00:11:29,674
That's because you
haven't posted the papers.
273
00:11:29,754 --> 00:11:32,274
Yeah, but why don't you
post them?
274
00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:35,634
This is both our place.
275
00:11:35,714 --> 00:11:36,794
[Jon] I know it is.
276
00:11:36,954 --> 00:11:38,474
Well we need to set
some boundaries.
277
00:11:38,634 --> 00:11:41,194
I'm appalled that
you've brought a woman
278
00:11:41,354 --> 00:11:44,394
into our family home without
me having met her first.
279
00:11:44,594 --> 00:11:48,754
Yeah, well like you said, Ev,
this is both our place, okay?
280
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,914
Mine too. And I wasn't aware
281
00:11:51,074 --> 00:11:52,914
that I had to
run everything by you.
282
00:11:53,074 --> 00:11:55,354
Besides, she's
the school librarian.
283
00:11:55,514 --> 00:11:58,554
Okay, she's like a notch below
being a nun.
284
00:11:58,714 --> 00:11:59,674
Doesn't look like a nun.
285
00:11:59,754 --> 00:12:01,594
She hasn't even
stayed the night.
286
00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:03,114
[gentle music]
287
00:12:03,274 --> 00:12:04,834
I mean, is it even allowed?
288
00:12:04,994 --> 00:12:06,674
At work we have
a code of conduct.
289
00:12:06,754 --> 00:12:07,794
Oh, come on.
290
00:12:07,954 --> 00:12:09,754
Paul was desperate
to ask Opal out,
291
00:12:09,914 --> 00:12:10,914
and I said 'no'.
292
00:12:11,074 --> 00:12:12,914
Can you please
put the knife down.
293
00:12:13,074 --> 00:12:14,354
[knife clattering]
294
00:12:14,514 --> 00:12:17,274
We have to find a way
of making this work.
295
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:24,554
How would you feel,
if I was seeing someone?
296
00:12:24,714 --> 00:12:25,714
Well are you?
297
00:12:25,794 --> 00:12:27,514
No.
298
00:12:27,674 --> 00:12:30,194
I'd be happy for you.
I think you should.
299
00:12:30,354 --> 00:12:32,914
Unlike you I'm enjoying
my own company.
300
00:12:33,074 --> 00:12:34,714
I think your company's
just fine.
301
00:12:34,794 --> 00:12:37,634
I meant I'm okay
with being alone.
302
00:12:37,794 --> 00:12:39,354
Right, sorry.
303
00:12:39,514 --> 00:12:41,474
I mean, I even talk
to myself sometimes,
304
00:12:41,634 --> 00:12:42,914
especially in the car.
305
00:12:43,074 --> 00:12:47,074
And honestly, I make some
pretty solid points.
306
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:50,834
Well that's great Ev,
maybe you should record that.
307
00:12:50,994 --> 00:12:51,994
[bottles clink]
308
00:12:52,154 --> 00:12:54,354
A one-on-one with yourself.
309
00:12:55,034 --> 00:12:57,994
[pensive music]
310
00:13:00,794 --> 00:13:02,234
Maybe I will.
311
00:13:02,394 --> 00:13:03,834
- Yes.
- Do you know what...
312
00:13:03,914 --> 00:13:06,634
I want everyone's
full attention for this.
313
00:13:06,794 --> 00:13:08,034
Opal?
314
00:13:08,194 --> 00:13:10,834
Oh, sorry, this is content,
can I post it?
315
00:13:10,914 --> 00:13:11,834
Okay, quickly.
316
00:13:11,914 --> 00:13:13,514
Looks like great content.
317
00:13:13,674 --> 00:13:15,634
It is.
Thigh gaps.
318
00:13:15,794 --> 00:13:17,754
Thigh gaps? What, so everyone
who's not a mermaid?
319
00:13:17,834 --> 00:13:20,074
- How's Ask Adam?
- I'm glad you asked Adam.
320
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:21,394
It's going really well,
321
00:13:21,554 --> 00:13:22,954
I got three new
reader submissions today.
322
00:13:23,034 --> 00:13:24,754
Okay, guys, that's enough.
323
00:13:24,834 --> 00:13:27,834
So, this whole 'Whoman'
woman situation
324
00:13:27,914 --> 00:13:30,314
reminded me of something.
325
00:13:30,474 --> 00:13:32,954
Something that I may have
lost focus of
326
00:13:33,114 --> 00:13:35,634
over the last few weeks.
327
00:13:35,794 --> 00:13:38,274
They may be able to outspend us,
328
00:13:38,434 --> 00:13:42,434
but what have we got
that they haven't?
329
00:13:42,634 --> 00:13:44,794
Um, frat boys?
330
00:13:44,874 --> 00:13:47,954
No. Well, yes, but no.
331
00:13:48,114 --> 00:13:51,554
- You?
- Well yeah, we have me, but...
332
00:13:51,714 --> 00:13:52,634
What else?
333
00:13:52,714 --> 00:13:54,034
- Cate?
- No.
334
00:13:54,194 --> 00:13:57,274
You, us, our ideas.
335
00:13:57,434 --> 00:14:00,074
What they can't do
is outthink us.
336
00:14:00,234 --> 00:14:02,474
Now we have to do
what we've always done,
337
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:05,314
we have to pioneer
a new territory.
338
00:14:05,474 --> 00:14:08,274
We've been talking
about podcasting,
339
00:14:08,434 --> 00:14:11,874
and I think now is
exactly the right time.
340
00:14:12,034 --> 00:14:14,794
Have our voices heard
in a whole new way.
341
00:14:14,874 --> 00:14:16,114
Let's generate some show ideas.
342
00:14:16,194 --> 00:14:18,074
We could even have
some fun puns.
343
00:14:18,234 --> 00:14:19,234
[Penny] You hate puns.
344
00:14:19,394 --> 00:14:20,794
I've changed my pun-sition.
345
00:14:20,914 --> 00:14:23,194
- [Paul laughs]
- [Penny chuckles]
346
00:14:23,354 --> 00:14:25,714
Well, I like them
if they're smart
347
00:14:25,874 --> 00:14:27,274
and they make sense.
348
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:30,994
Opal Mines - the best of what
to watch, wear, read and eat.
349
00:14:31,154 --> 00:14:32,314
Beauty Spots -
350
00:14:32,474 --> 00:14:35,394
beauty trends
and natural remedies.
351
00:14:35,554 --> 00:14:36,594
Love it.
352
00:14:36,754 --> 00:14:37,834
And Pen?
353
00:14:37,914 --> 00:14:38,954
Um, I'm crap at this.
354
00:14:39,114 --> 00:14:40,634
How about
'Penny For Your Thoughts'?
355
00:14:40,794 --> 00:14:42,914
Yes, where you can talk
about parenting trends
356
00:14:43,034 --> 00:14:44,634
and identities.
357
00:14:44,794 --> 00:14:47,074
So, they don't all
have to be puns, guys.
358
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,714
Okay, what about
'Socially Unconscious'?
359
00:14:49,874 --> 00:14:50,994
Or the 'Digital Feminist' -
360
00:14:51,154 --> 00:14:52,994
keeping feminism alive
in the modern world.
361
00:14:53,154 --> 00:14:54,834
- [Paul] Really good.
- Hm.
362
00:14:54,914 --> 00:14:57,194
Now let's think about
setting up a little studio.
363
00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:59,074
Yeah, should I get Helen in?
Budget?
364
00:14:59,234 --> 00:15:01,834
No, don't bother her.
No.
365
00:15:01,954 --> 00:15:03,954
Where should we set it up?
366
00:15:04,114 --> 00:15:07,234
Somewhere quiet, sound proofed.
367
00:15:10,434 --> 00:15:11,754
No.
368
00:15:11,914 --> 00:15:13,994
But you said that you love
sitting at the communal table
369
00:15:14,074 --> 00:15:16,434
because you don't want
to miss out on anything.
370
00:15:16,474 --> 00:15:17,194
No I didn't.
371
00:15:17,274 --> 00:15:18,874
Come on, Paul, you're
always going on about
372
00:15:18,954 --> 00:15:20,274
how sound proofed it is.
373
00:15:20,434 --> 00:15:21,554
And I'm sick of you gloating
374
00:15:21,714 --> 00:15:23,114
about having your
own office anyway.
375
00:15:23,194 --> 00:15:24,834
Thank you, Paul,
that's wonderful.
376
00:15:24,954 --> 00:15:26,554
- [Penny] Good on you, Paul.
- [Opal] Thank you, Paul.
377
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:27,874
[Paul] Evelyn, can I have
a chat to you?
378
00:15:27,954 --> 00:15:29,074
In my office.
379
00:15:29,234 --> 00:15:30,554
[dramatic music]
380
00:15:30,714 --> 00:15:32,954
[Evelyn] Literally
just parking now.
381
00:15:36,954 --> 00:15:39,714
[Evelyn pants]
382
00:15:39,874 --> 00:15:41,834
I'm sorry.
I know, I know.
383
00:15:41,994 --> 00:15:43,274
You missed maths.
384
00:15:43,434 --> 00:15:45,794
Oh, wow, same class
I used to skip
385
00:15:45,954 --> 00:15:48,754
when I was in high school.
386
00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:51,074
Oh, I'll take French, I can
get by conversationally.
387
00:15:51,234 --> 00:15:54,234
You can order a kilo of pears,
that doesn't count.
388
00:15:54,394 --> 00:15:55,634
[Evelyn speaking French]
389
00:15:55,794 --> 00:15:58,114
Okay, I'm going to take science,
390
00:15:58,274 --> 00:15:59,714
we'll meet up later in PDH,
all right?
391
00:15:59,794 --> 00:16:01,914
- Okay. - [Lucy] Hi guys.
- [Evelyn] Hi.
392
00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:03,794
This is like academic
speed dating.
393
00:16:03,954 --> 00:16:06,594
Come over for a drink after,
I'm parched already.
394
00:16:06,754 --> 00:16:09,074
Oh yeah, okay.
I'll text you when we're done.
395
00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:10,794
Where's Daniel?
396
00:16:10,954 --> 00:16:13,994
Oh, he's bribing the science
teacher with some legal advice.
397
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:17,354
- Ophelia's failing already.
- Oh...
398
00:16:18,474 --> 00:16:21,914
- I'm concerned about Addy.
- [Evelyn] Hmm...
399
00:16:22,034 --> 00:16:23,474
Is there anything
going on at home
400
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:24,834
that I should know about?
401
00:16:24,994 --> 00:16:27,234
No, nothing at all.
402
00:16:27,394 --> 00:16:29,034
Well we're getting a divorce,
403
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:31,194
and the separation
is still fresh,
404
00:16:31,354 --> 00:16:34,154
but you already knew that,
didn't you, Cathy?
405
00:16:34,314 --> 00:16:36,114
Yeah. Annabelle
told the whole faculty.
406
00:16:36,274 --> 00:16:40,154
- Oh.
- She has a massive mouth.
407
00:16:40,314 --> 00:16:42,954
Well, everything we do
is for the children,
408
00:16:43,034 --> 00:16:45,874
I mean even separating.
409
00:16:46,034 --> 00:16:49,354
We weren't modelling a
healthy relationship, Cathy.
410
00:16:49,514 --> 00:16:51,434
And we were fighting a lot.
411
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:52,994
That's an interesting way
to frame
412
00:16:53,074 --> 00:16:54,674
me being yelled at a lot.
[laughs]
413
00:16:54,834 --> 00:16:57,794
I wasn't fighting
with myself. [laughs]
414
00:16:57,954 --> 00:17:00,714
Anyway, we just woke up one day
and we wanted different things.
415
00:17:00,874 --> 00:17:04,394
Jon was winding down,
I was winding up.
416
00:17:04,594 --> 00:17:05,994
You were definitely wound up.
417
00:17:06,074 --> 00:17:07,594
[laughing]
418
00:17:07,754 --> 00:17:09,634
But seriously I do think
we're doing a better job
419
00:17:09,714 --> 00:17:12,714
at presenting as a functional
partnership, but separated.
420
00:17:12,874 --> 00:17:13,914
- Hm.
- Yeah.
421
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,274
- Partners in divorce.
- Hmm.
422
00:17:16,434 --> 00:17:18,874
[Cathy] Can we get back to Addy?
423
00:17:21,034 --> 00:17:21,994
I'll have a chat to her
424
00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:23,514
about not challenging
the teachers.
425
00:17:23,674 --> 00:17:25,274
In the meantime, can you
please stop telling her
426
00:17:25,354 --> 00:17:27,114
to question authority
all the time?
427
00:17:27,274 --> 00:17:29,234
I didn't mean literally.
428
00:17:30,594 --> 00:17:34,074
Do you think
she's exploring her sexuality?
429
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,514
I wonder whether that's why
430
00:17:35,674 --> 00:17:37,474
she's struggling
with her friends.
431
00:17:37,634 --> 00:17:39,994
I hate to think
she can't talk to us.
432
00:17:40,074 --> 00:17:41,034
Yeah, me too.
433
00:17:41,114 --> 00:17:42,554
I wish someone had warned us
434
00:17:42,754 --> 00:17:45,154
about how much parenting
involves frantic speculation
435
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:46,674
about your kids having sex.
436
00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:48,994
Enjoy your night off.
I'll see ya Sunday.
437
00:17:49,114 --> 00:17:51,114
Mm-hmm, see you then.
438
00:17:51,194 --> 00:17:53,954
- [Jon] Hey.
- Hey.
439
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:57,034
[footsteps thud]
440
00:17:57,114 --> 00:17:59,674
- How are ya?
- Good, how are you?
441
00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:01,114
[Jon] Pretty good.
442
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,954
[gentle music]
443
00:18:15,114 --> 00:18:16,954
- Is it serious?
- I don't know.
444
00:18:17,114 --> 00:18:19,034
She certainly is.
445
00:18:19,114 --> 00:18:20,714
Did you know about this?
446
00:18:20,874 --> 00:18:22,234
Well, you know,
men don't really gossip
447
00:18:22,354 --> 00:18:23,714
the same way that women do.
448
00:18:23,874 --> 00:18:25,754
We just deal with what's
directly in front of us.
449
00:18:25,834 --> 00:18:26,794
Shut up.
450
00:18:26,874 --> 00:18:28,074
So I guess, it's over.
451
00:18:28,154 --> 00:18:32,514
He's, he's, he's literally
having sex with someone else.
452
00:18:32,674 --> 00:18:35,994
Um, can I just remind you
that you actually left him?
453
00:18:36,154 --> 00:18:37,114
Remember, moving out?
454
00:18:37,194 --> 00:18:39,154
Thanks, thanks
for the reminder, Dan.
455
00:18:39,234 --> 00:18:40,714
Anyway, on top of that,
456
00:18:40,874 --> 00:18:43,914
our kids don't even want to
spend time with us anymore.
457
00:18:44,074 --> 00:18:46,154
Yours are older, it's normal Ev.
458
00:18:46,274 --> 00:18:48,554
I hated my mother.
459
00:18:48,714 --> 00:18:49,954
Yeah, same.
460
00:18:50,114 --> 00:18:51,234
I don't know what it is,
461
00:18:51,394 --> 00:18:54,314
I just, uh, I feel a bit
wobbly. It doesn't matter.
462
00:18:54,474 --> 00:18:56,514
I'm just tired, always tired.
463
00:18:56,674 --> 00:18:58,194
Let's change the subject.
464
00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:00,834
How's the hiatus going?
You bored yet?
465
00:19:00,994 --> 00:19:05,074
No, I'm loving puttering
around our lovely new home.
466
00:19:05,194 --> 00:19:06,874
I signed up for pole dancing.
467
00:19:07,034 --> 00:19:08,474
- Have you?
- Mm.
468
00:19:08,634 --> 00:19:11,754
Hm, how stimulating.
469
00:19:11,914 --> 00:19:13,554
I hope you appreciate
all of this.
470
00:19:13,714 --> 00:19:16,274
It doesn't help me, we don't
have a pole in the bedroom.
471
00:19:16,434 --> 00:19:18,674
[Lucy] I've just spent so much
time in my head.
472
00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:20,834
When you
intellectualise everything
473
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:23,114
it's easy to become
disconnected.
474
00:19:23,194 --> 00:19:26,034
You think sliding up and down
a pole's going to fix that?
475
00:19:26,194 --> 00:19:29,154
I don't know, makes me feel
younger. You should come.
476
00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:32,874
I can't. My hips don't rotate
like a normal person's does.
477
00:19:33,034 --> 00:19:34,114
I haven't had sex for...
478
00:19:34,194 --> 00:19:36,554
- Oh, okay, thanks, that's enough.
- [kids shouting]
479
00:19:36,714 --> 00:19:38,554
[Lucy] I, um,
I better tell the kids
480
00:19:38,714 --> 00:19:41,354
that it's time for bed.
Be back in a minute.
481
00:19:45,034 --> 00:19:47,394
- Hey, um...
- Ugh...
482
00:19:48,234 --> 00:19:50,554
I need your help.
483
00:19:50,714 --> 00:19:53,354
You remember the Tinder mishap?
484
00:19:53,514 --> 00:19:55,474
The one-off, mishap?
485
00:19:55,634 --> 00:19:59,074
Well it was more like
a four-off, but anyway...
486
00:19:59,234 --> 00:20:00,674
Why am I not surprised?
487
00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:03,234
She's been harassing me,
like really badly,
488
00:20:03,354 --> 00:20:04,834
calling three, four times a day.
489
00:20:04,994 --> 00:20:07,234
She even sends nudes.
Here, look, I'll show you.
490
00:20:07,394 --> 00:20:11,354
I don't want to see.
Okay, show me.
491
00:20:13,114 --> 00:20:14,114
It's a still photo,
492
00:20:14,194 --> 00:20:17,114
but you really get
a sense of movement.
493
00:20:19,154 --> 00:20:21,474
I need you to talk to her,
woman to woman,
494
00:20:21,674 --> 00:20:23,434
like, get her to back off.
495
00:20:23,594 --> 00:20:25,274
Why don't you get fucked?
496
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:27,834
You made your own bed,
multiple times,
497
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:29,234
you lie in it.
498
00:20:29,314 --> 00:20:31,594
This would destroy Lucy.
499
00:20:32,674 --> 00:20:33,714
Please.
500
00:20:33,874 --> 00:20:36,194
I'm going to text you
her number, okay?
501
00:20:36,274 --> 00:20:37,514
[Lucy] The kids are in our bed,
502
00:20:37,674 --> 00:20:40,754
you might want to sleep on
the couch again tonight.
503
00:20:40,914 --> 00:20:42,114
Great.
504
00:20:45,274 --> 00:20:49,274
[footsteps thud]
505
00:20:49,394 --> 00:20:53,154
Hello?! I'm home.
506
00:21:02,474 --> 00:21:04,234
[door closes]
507
00:21:04,314 --> 00:21:05,514
Uh, hi.
508
00:21:05,674 --> 00:21:08,234
- [Addy] Hi, Mum.
- Hi, darling.
509
00:21:08,314 --> 00:21:09,834
You want to watch something?
510
00:21:09,994 --> 00:21:13,594
Oh, um, I was just
going to head to bed.
511
00:21:13,754 --> 00:21:16,794
[Evelyn] Okay, night.
512
00:21:17,634 --> 00:21:20,514
- I love you.
- [door closes]
513
00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:29,354
You should be you, on the site.
514
00:21:29,514 --> 00:21:30,714
You should always be you
515
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:33,754
because you're bloody brilliant.
516
00:21:33,914 --> 00:21:35,954
I think you should
share your story.
517
00:21:36,114 --> 00:21:38,834
[Penny] I'm just worried
about the fall out, you know?
518
00:21:38,994 --> 00:21:41,834
It's pretty controversial,
some people ain't too keen on...
519
00:21:41,994 --> 00:21:43,154
Fuck 'em.
520
00:21:43,354 --> 00:21:44,994
Anyway, I think they're ready.
521
00:21:45,154 --> 00:21:47,914
And if there're not we'll
bring them along with us.
522
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:52,794
I'd be honoured for it to be
Eve's first podcast.
523
00:21:52,954 --> 00:21:54,794
Just make sure you enunciate.
524
00:21:54,954 --> 00:21:58,914
[Penny] Okay, I'll get writing.
Thanks Ev, see you tomorrow.
525
00:21:59,074 --> 00:22:00,834
Bye, Pen.
526
00:22:00,994 --> 00:22:04,914
[gentle music]
527
00:22:09,794 --> 00:22:11,674
[Jeet] ...with a mic that
plugs into the laptop
528
00:22:11,834 --> 00:22:14,354
and we made a sound proof fort.
529
00:22:15,394 --> 00:22:18,434
Oh, wow.
530
00:22:19,354 --> 00:22:21,074
Oh I love it.
531
00:22:21,274 --> 00:22:23,314
Wow, how exciting.
532
00:22:23,394 --> 00:22:25,634
Oh, a new frontier
for 'Eve Life'.
533
00:22:25,794 --> 00:22:27,674
We can really connect
with our audience.
534
00:22:27,834 --> 00:22:31,594
Mixing console,
those fancy little desk mics,
535
00:22:31,754 --> 00:22:34,554
production value,
that can all come later.
536
00:22:37,394 --> 00:22:39,794
[Jeet] Okay.
537
00:22:39,954 --> 00:22:41,594
- It's cool in here.
- Yeah.
538
00:22:41,754 --> 00:22:43,794
- Alright, that's for you.
- Thank you.
539
00:22:43,954 --> 00:22:45,794
- [Jeet] Alright.
- [Penny] Cool.
540
00:22:45,954 --> 00:22:47,394
Evelyn told me
to remind you to...
541
00:22:47,474 --> 00:22:49,314
Enunciate, I know.
542
00:22:49,394 --> 00:22:50,674
Okay.
543
00:22:53,114 --> 00:22:54,114
[Jeet] Hello, listeners,
544
00:22:54,194 --> 00:22:56,714
welcome to 'Eve Life's
very first podcast,
545
00:22:56,874 --> 00:22:58,754
I'm Jeet Achari,
thrilled to be here
546
00:22:58,914 --> 00:23:00,194
as your digital feminist...
547
00:23:00,354 --> 00:23:02,474
Thank you, Jeet.
Should we get on with it?
548
00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:04,114
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
549
00:23:04,274 --> 00:23:05,474
Hello world.
550
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:08,194
Uh, welcome to
The Honest Mother,
551
00:23:08,354 --> 00:23:10,234
a place where you can
have messy conversations
552
00:23:10,394 --> 00:23:11,354
about parenting.
553
00:23:11,434 --> 00:23:13,074
I'm Penny Wilson, your host, uh,
554
00:23:13,234 --> 00:23:15,154
but before you get
honest with me,
555
00:23:15,314 --> 00:23:19,594
I've got Jeet here who will
help me get honest with you.
556
00:23:19,754 --> 00:23:21,194
- Hi.
- [chuckles]
557
00:23:21,354 --> 00:23:22,914
So, Penny, we were
talking the other day
558
00:23:22,994 --> 00:23:24,754
about how there's
a part of yourself
559
00:23:24,914 --> 00:23:27,794
that you haven't shared with
'Eve Life's audience before.
560
00:23:27,954 --> 00:23:29,034
Yeah.
561
00:23:29,194 --> 00:23:32,834
Uh, okay, here goes.
[clears throat]
562
00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:37,514
I'm a mum, I'm a writer,
I am allergic to mangoes,
563
00:23:37,674 --> 00:23:39,994
and I'm gay.
564
00:23:40,154 --> 00:23:42,354
For the past couple of years
I've been writing online,
565
00:23:42,474 --> 00:23:47,514
and I've always omitted that
part of myself, my identity.
566
00:23:47,674 --> 00:23:49,674
Why do you think that is, Pen?
567
00:23:50,794 --> 00:23:54,354
I just got used to not
expressing my sexuality.
568
00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:57,194
I was worried that people
wouldn't value my voice
569
00:23:57,354 --> 00:24:00,994
in the same way that they
would a straight writer.
570
00:24:01,154 --> 00:24:03,114
I still worry about that
actually.
571
00:24:03,274 --> 00:24:05,674
But, I'm hoping
that it's all worth it
572
00:24:05,834 --> 00:24:08,994
because I don't want to
hide anymore.
573
00:24:09,154 --> 00:24:10,594
[Penny] Oh,
we've run out of time.
574
00:24:10,754 --> 00:24:12,794
That was a lot
to get off my chest,
575
00:24:12,954 --> 00:24:14,234
but thank you for listening.
576
00:24:14,394 --> 00:24:16,154
And I can't wait
to share more with you.
577
00:24:16,314 --> 00:24:19,194
See you next week
on 'The Honest Mother'.
578
00:24:20,474 --> 00:24:22,794
- It's so good, Penny.
- Really?
579
00:24:22,994 --> 00:24:24,634
Did you... Are you crying?
580
00:24:24,794 --> 00:24:27,514
No! I may have
a stinging sensation
581
00:24:27,674 --> 00:24:29,314
around the rims of my eyes.
582
00:24:29,474 --> 00:24:33,554
I only cry at videos of children
hearing for the first time.
583
00:24:33,714 --> 00:24:35,794
[Penny] Okay.
584
00:24:35,954 --> 00:24:37,994
Are you feeling good?
585
00:24:38,154 --> 00:24:39,114
Yeah.
586
00:24:39,194 --> 00:24:40,714
["All I Know" by
Washed Out playing]
587
00:24:40,874 --> 00:24:48,514
♪ I can see your face
on the wall ♪
588
00:24:49,794 --> 00:24:52,674
That's it, we have entered
the world of podcasting.
589
00:24:52,834 --> 00:24:54,434
- Yes!
- [all cheering]
590
00:24:54,514 --> 00:24:58,474
Good riddance 'Dear Husband',
you have died a brutal death.
591
00:24:58,554 --> 00:25:01,154
- How'd he die?
- Choked on a sausage.
592
00:25:01,314 --> 00:25:04,834
Alright, now we need to
direct our readers to listen.
593
00:25:05,034 --> 00:25:07,114
Go and write some stories.
594
00:25:07,274 --> 00:25:14,314
♪ In the silence I hear
your fading call ♪
595
00:25:15,714 --> 00:25:23,234
♪ In your eyes I see
and feel it all ♪
596
00:25:32,634 --> 00:25:35,314
[song fades]
597
00:25:37,474 --> 00:25:38,474
[door knocking]
598
00:25:38,554 --> 00:25:40,554
Have you seen the comments
on Penny's podcast?
599
00:25:40,714 --> 00:25:42,154
Oh, don't tell me.
600
00:25:42,314 --> 00:25:44,314
People don't want parenting
advice from a lesbian.
601
00:25:44,514 --> 00:25:47,514
I know the world's still
fundamentally homophobic,
602
00:25:47,594 --> 00:25:48,874
you know that, I know that.
603
00:25:49,034 --> 00:25:50,594
I mean - none the wiser.
604
00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:51,994
Penny!
605
00:25:52,154 --> 00:25:53,794
Poor thing.
I'll tell Guy to take it down.
606
00:25:53,954 --> 00:25:55,674
I've probably pushed
the podcast a bit much.
607
00:25:55,834 --> 00:25:58,514
No, they're positive.
Everyone's loving it.
608
00:25:58,594 --> 00:26:00,914
Are they?
Fantastic.
609
00:26:01,074 --> 00:26:04,194
Well, that's fantastic.
That's very gay.
610
00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:05,514
You called?
611
00:26:05,594 --> 00:26:07,514
Yeah. You look great.
612
00:26:07,594 --> 00:26:10,074
I've had a slew
of hot date offers.
613
00:26:10,234 --> 00:26:11,154
Oh...
614
00:26:11,234 --> 00:26:12,794
I've got a babysitter,
a new lipstick
615
00:26:12,954 --> 00:26:14,914
and a late start tomorrow.
616
00:26:16,594 --> 00:26:18,914
[Jeet] You should be careful
going on dates with strangers.
617
00:26:19,034 --> 00:26:22,354
[Penny] Oh Jeetie, women tend
to look out for each other.
618
00:26:22,554 --> 00:26:25,954
["All I Know" by Washed Out
continues playing]
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