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[man] Now we're joined by
magazine queen Evelyn Jones.
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I'm a web queen now.
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With Eve, we're creating a space
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that's candid and honest.
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What's the story, Pen?
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Viva la vulva!
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Celebration of the slut.
Microplastics.
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This place is like a zoo.
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Not this
glossy magazine bullshit.
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[Evelyn] Do you know about
genital warts?
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Usually transmitted through
sex by teenagers.
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Oh, my God, Mum!
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Divorce parpers? Really?
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We're trying to view this
as a life change
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rather than something traumatic.
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Stop!
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That's actually
none of your business.
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She's my best friend.
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Everything about her
is my business.
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- What did Norma do?
- She plagurised.
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It's just been post after post.
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No one else has
a problem keeping up.
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Are you writing a book about me?
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It's nothing personal.
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Fuck!
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I'm struggling...
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to just make decisions.
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I change my mind all the time.
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I act before I think,
and then it's usually too late.
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I hurt people.
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Am I a failure as a mother?
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It's not you, it's this place.
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It doesn't scream "home".
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It's called "bird nesting".
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You and I would
move between the houses,
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and the kids
would just stay put.
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It sounds a bit weird,
doesn't it?
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It is a bit weird.
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It's not weird.
It's Swedish.
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I've just told Peter
I'm ready to sell.
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What? You can't
trust Peter.
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We won't be buying Eve.
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We're aunching our own
women's website.
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Who on earth are you
gonna get to run it?
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I've got someone.
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Actually, they came to me.
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[Door opens]
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Sorry, folks.
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It's you, isn't it?
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Oh, fuck.
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It is.
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[Evelyn] Right! This is
what we're going to do.
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["Clap Your Hands"
by Sia playing]
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♪ Well I've been neglecting
the good things, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ What I mean is I need
the good things, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ I'm finding the light in
the good things, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Shake me out of my misery
oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Clap your hands
Clap your hands ♪
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♪ Turn the lights on my nights ♪
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♪ This is life and we
only get one chance ♪
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- Good morning, everyone.
- Morning! - Morning.
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Double-shot coffees to
kickstart my Week Of Yes.
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- Thank you.
- You are the best.
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And a peppermint tea for
anyone who's hungover.
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How did you know?
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Traffic was up on the weekend.
Let's keep the momentum going.
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♪ Clap your hands
Clap your hands ♪
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[Evelyn sighing] Week
of Yes. I can do this.
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Look at this place. Fucking
amazing. Week of Yes.
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Right, come on guys,
morning meeting.
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So, did you guys see
that Cat Hewson
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started following me
on Instagram.
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[Jeet] Wow!
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- Who is that?
- She's a dilettante, Jeet.
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She has a rabbit named Polly.
She takes her clubbing.
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We did a story on her
when I was at Vogue.
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Opal, your story
about moving in with...
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- [everyone] Dom.
- Yeah. - Brilliant.
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Do we really need to know that
his mum still buys his undies?
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Yes. Specificity.
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Did you buy the couch
you wanted?
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Out of stock.
She got a bookcase.
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I wanted to colour code
my books,
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but Dom said that that
was for sad people.
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Sad people who get lots
of likes on Instagram,
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which makes them happy people.
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Well, Dom hates micro-trends.
He calls them moral failures.
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Dom sounds fun.
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Micro-trends. Good beauty story?
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I'm already doing
Anne Hathaway's
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miserable prostitute diet.
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What, Fantine?
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No, the other
miserable prostitute, Opal.
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Whoa!
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No such thing
as a miserable prostitute.
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[whimsical music]
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Don't we have a no diet policy?
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Yes. Nothing that
makes women feel bad.
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Unless it's in the zeitgeist
and we're all talking about it.
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Like, Atkins and 5:2.
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- What is it, Lily?
- Dried oatmeal paste.
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Ooh, that's good.
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I mean, could you write
something about
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how terrible it is
for women in Hollywood
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who have to stay thin despite
how successful they are?
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Jeet, what's happening
in the world?
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Can I tell you about
my weekend first?
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Did anything really happen?
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- Yeah.
- Okay. In the kitchen.
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Almost...
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[music plays]
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Opal.
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Look. Sweet Jane, our
favourite troll, is back.
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[Opal] "Has Evelyn Jones
become a parody of herself?"
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- Wow.
- Shit.
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Don't tell Evelyn.
She'll spiral.
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Yeah, spiral upwards.
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Have you seen the engagement?
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Our readers are loving
Sweet Jane.
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Paul?
Where's Paul?
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- [Opal] Oh, he looks mad.
- [Penny] Or constipated.
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Ah, thank you, Evelyn,
for this fantastic opportunity
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to present some of my research.
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And it's pretty thrilling stuff,
so strap yourself in.
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You mightn't know this about me,
but I'm a bit of a green thumb.
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I like to toil in my garden,
all year round,
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pruning, fertilising,
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even though my garden
is under constant threat.
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I thought you lived in a
fourth-floor apartment.
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Noxious weeds,
treacherous winds,
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creepy crawlies.
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I've always got
my pesticide ready
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and I never drop my guard.
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Sorry. Where are you gardening?
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It's a metaphor, Opal.
The garden represents life.
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Okay. Actually, this is a lot
for a Monday morning, Paul.
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Trying to radiate positivity,
this week.
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[Evelyn] Can you just
cut to the chase?
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Yep.
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We need to define
who our reader is,
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so that when the
competition launches...
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Ah, I'm starting to doubt whether
Christine's website will ever launch.
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It's been a very long
six months.
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Yeah, it has. And what have
we done in that time to prepare?
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- What have we done?
- Yeah.
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Ah, we've moved office.
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Employed a new writer, Lily.
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And an IT guy, Guy, who helps
us with technology things.
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I've appointed Penny to HR.
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We've got an accountant
starting this week.
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We've launched your column,
"Ask Adam."
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- We've increased our page count.
- Okay. Yeah, copy.
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- [Paul] This...
- Ugh...
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Is Cate, with a C.
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- Jesus, Paul.
- Ew.
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Cate's 33, lives in the suburbs,
two kids.
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And a husband she loathes.
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She once went to Copenhagen
but got a stomach bug
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and couldn't try the Sm rrebr d.
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Her husband has this theory
that she's having an affair,
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but that's just 'cause he
had an unhappy childhood.
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Cate is our reader.
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Um, she's...
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[Jeet] A bit boring,
and very white.
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Is that your sister
or your lover, Paul?
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[Opal] Yeah, Paul.
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Why doesn't she just leave, if
she's in an abusive relationship?
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- I never said abusive.
- No. What's that bruise, then?
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No, just don't.
Don't manhandle Cate.
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Back off.
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That's make up,
it's still drying.
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I think, I think
you're onto something.
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I mean, we should be doing
more proactive pitching,
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targeting the brands
we want to represent,
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like Pure Willow.
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Now, Willow Russell,
she's a saint.
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Okay, well I have to go
to the "Daily Show" now.
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- This is great, Paul.
- No, stay!
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Sorry.
Um, grab a muffin quarter.
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We're going to get into
the web traffic activity.
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[Giles] Oh, hurry up, Ev.
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The other guest
is already on set.
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Oh, who is it?
Giles, who am I with?
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[Giles] Oh, I don't know.
One of you.
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One of me?
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There's only one of me, Giles.
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- Ev.
- [Giles] I'm here on the couch
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with two powerhouses
of women's media.
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They both run successful blogs...
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- They're websites.
- It's a website.
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Christine Faraq
and Evelyn Jones.
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Hello, ladies.
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- Hi, Giles.
- Hello.
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Now, I should clarify,
Christine, your blog,
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sorry, website,
it hasn't launched yet.
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But does it have a name?
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Yes. We are...
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'Whoman'.
[upbeat music]
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♪ Whoman, Whoman ♪
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- Woman?
- 'Whoman'.
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- [Giles] Whoman?
- 'Whoman'.
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W-H-O-M-A-N.
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Hu-man?
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The H is silent so, 'Whoman'.
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But you're making a "Hoo" sound.
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Very subtly.
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It's actually the original
spelling of woman.
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Oh. Like,
'Eve' is the original woman.
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[chuckles] Okay.
When does, ah...
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Wh...
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- When does it launch?
- We go live next week.
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- [gasps] Wh-one week.
- [Giles chuckles]
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We have an incredible team.
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Super young writers
and contributors.
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Speaking of team,
you two used to work together
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and now you're competitors.
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I mean, how is that?
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Oh, it was,
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that was, like, a lifetime ago.
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I mean, a lot has changed
since then.
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But you're right, Giles.
I ran editorial at 'Eve Life'.
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Hmm, she was my deputy.
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Editor in Chief, when I left.
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And I should clarify,
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that 'Whoman' will be
very different to 'Eve Life'.
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[Giles] Well how so?
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We're younger.
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Typically, the 'Eve Life'
reader is a 33-year-old woman,
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living in the suburbs.
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That's not true.
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But we'll be lighter,
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less angry.
[chuckles]
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The younger generation
seem to be more hopeful.
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Yeah, till they grow up
and realise
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that they're living in a world
that's designed for men.
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- Controversial.
- Really?
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Is it controversial to
advocate for gender equality?
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What does 'Whoman' advocate for?
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Hmm...
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Sunscreen.
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[Giles] Ah, excellent segue.
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Sandy with the weather, up next.
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[stage manager] And we're out.
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Really, sunscreen?
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[Giles] That was a good segment.
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Billy, can we get them
back in again?
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Get rid of that psychic.
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Well, good luck with 'Whoman'.
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Thanks, and the H is silent.
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00:09:36,981 --> 00:09:38,821
Whatever.
251
00:09:40,022 --> 00:09:42,062
[sombre music]
252
00:10:02,105 --> 00:10:03,505
Fuck.
253
00:10:11,626 --> 00:10:13,827
[car horn honking]
254
00:10:15,427 --> 00:10:18,147
[suspenseful music]
255
00:10:18,227 --> 00:10:20,588
[tennis racket banging]
256
00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:23,228
I've got to go back
to the office
257
00:10:23,308 --> 00:10:24,428
and pretend everything's fine.
258
00:10:24,508 --> 00:10:25,868
And it's not.
259
00:10:26,028 --> 00:10:28,349
My competition's launching.
I'm in financial shit
260
00:10:28,509 --> 00:10:31,069
and I clearly need help
regulating my emotions.
261
00:10:31,229 --> 00:10:32,349
Which are?
262
00:10:32,509 --> 00:10:34,470
Self-pity, and rage.
263
00:10:34,670 --> 00:10:37,030
And why do you feel
the need to have to pretend?
264
00:10:37,190 --> 00:10:39,270
Well, I don't want to
look weak and vulnerable.
265
00:10:39,350 --> 00:10:40,871
I want my team
to be proud of me.
266
00:10:41,031 --> 00:10:42,631
And you don't think
they're proud of you?
267
00:10:42,711 --> 00:10:44,151
No.
268
00:10:45,191 --> 00:10:47,192
I have a troll.
269
00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:48,512
Elaborate.
270
00:10:48,672 --> 00:10:51,632
A critic, who attacks me
on my own site.
271
00:10:51,792 --> 00:10:54,273
Every day, she points
out how useless I am.
272
00:10:54,433 --> 00:10:56,593
I mean, who has the
fucking time to do that?
273
00:10:56,753 --> 00:10:57,393
She?
274
00:10:57,473 --> 00:10:59,113
Sweet Jane.
275
00:10:59,273 --> 00:11:01,914
And it doesn't matter what I
write about, she undermines me,
276
00:11:02,074 --> 00:11:04,794
because apparently I know
nothing about anything.
277
00:11:04,954 --> 00:11:07,395
And how does that make you feel?
278
00:11:07,555 --> 00:11:10,275
Terrible. Humiliated.
279
00:11:10,355 --> 00:11:11,475
She gets in my head.
280
00:11:11,635 --> 00:11:13,196
My team are really
worried about me.
281
00:11:13,316 --> 00:11:15,076
So, I have to pretend
that it doesn't get to me.
282
00:11:15,156 --> 00:11:17,316
The rival site is
launching and I just -
283
00:11:17,396 --> 00:11:18,756
I really need your help.
284
00:11:18,916 --> 00:11:23,637
Okay. Evelyn, competition
is great if it motivates.
285
00:11:23,797 --> 00:11:26,238
Okay, so, let it fire you up.
286
00:11:26,318 --> 00:11:28,078
I did.
287
00:11:28,238 --> 00:11:30,518
My nemesis has moved in
down the hallway.
288
00:11:30,678 --> 00:11:32,158
The bearded misogynistic prick
289
00:11:32,318 --> 00:11:35,719
claims he's a bestselling
author. My arse!
290
00:11:35,879 --> 00:11:37,039
Prick.
291
00:11:37,199 --> 00:11:38,839
[tennis racket banging]
292
00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:42,560
[Evelyn] Better be up, Alex.
293
00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:44,840
[Alex] Yeah, I'm coming, Mum.
294
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,361
[Addy] Yeah, ah, Dad
said you're banned.
295
00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:48,441
Ugh.
296
00:11:48,521 --> 00:11:50,241
Hey, is this ham
in between the lettuce?
297
00:11:50,321 --> 00:11:51,321
Oh, ham's barely a meat.
298
00:11:51,481 --> 00:11:53,162
[Addy] Mum, that's
your worst lie yet.
299
00:11:53,322 --> 00:11:55,242
You know Vivian doesn't eat
anything with a face on it.
300
00:11:55,362 --> 00:11:57,922
Her mum soaks azuki beans
overnight, for lunch.
301
00:11:58,082 --> 00:12:00,243
Oh. When am I
going to meet her?
302
00:12:00,363 --> 00:12:01,763
Maybe tonight.
303
00:12:01,923 --> 00:12:03,603
- I'm protecting her.
- From me?
304
00:12:03,763 --> 00:12:05,804
- Yeah, you're a lot, Mum.
- Ugh.
305
00:12:05,964 --> 00:12:09,244
Hey, um, do you reckon
you could soak azuki beans?
306
00:12:09,364 --> 00:12:10,364
No, darling, I work.
307
00:12:10,524 --> 00:12:11,964
And I don't know what they are.
308
00:12:12,124 --> 00:12:13,125
Her mum's a barrister.
309
00:12:13,285 --> 00:12:15,405
[Addy] I bet they don't eat
processed meat.
310
00:12:17,685 --> 00:12:19,846
Not with no coffee.
No, that's cruel.
311
00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:21,566
Come on, I need to add
another 10 hours.
312
00:12:21,686 --> 00:12:23,006
- No.
- Isn't this your Week Of Yes?
313
00:12:23,086 --> 00:12:25,366
I can't be a "Yes" boss
and a "Yes" mum.
314
00:12:25,447 --> 00:12:26,647
They'll cancel each other out.
315
00:12:26,807 --> 00:12:29,647
[Alex] No. Two pluses
makes a plus.
316
00:12:29,807 --> 00:12:31,607
Okay, put your plates on.
317
00:12:31,767 --> 00:12:35,648
["Konichiwa Bitches"
by Robyn playing]
318
00:12:43,409 --> 00:12:45,610
Things to do before
moving in with your boyfriend.
319
00:12:45,770 --> 00:12:47,170
You've only been there
three days.
320
00:12:47,330 --> 00:12:51,170
Oh. I'm covering a
long-wear foundation launch,
321
00:12:51,330 --> 00:12:52,651
and lipstick as eyeshadow.
322
00:12:52,811 --> 00:12:55,171
It's part of a multipurpose
beauty trend.
323
00:12:55,331 --> 00:12:56,331
Oh, sorry.
324
00:12:56,411 --> 00:12:57,451
Well, I was hoping
325
00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,332
to cover the dehumanising
media coverage
326
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:00,572
surrounding that sex worker
327
00:13:00,732 --> 00:13:03,252
who was raped and
murdered last week.
328
00:13:03,412 --> 00:13:04,972
Ah, God.
No one referred to her by name.
329
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,973
They all said,
"That sex worker".
330
00:13:07,133 --> 00:13:08,973
It's literally what you
just said, Jeet.
331
00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:10,973
I was hoping to keep
things positive this week.
332
00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:14,814
No dead babies, no rapes,
no mentally-ill celebs.
333
00:13:15,014 --> 00:13:16,614
[Jeet] I would just kill
for one of those.
334
00:13:16,694 --> 00:13:18,495
Week Of Yes?
335
00:13:18,655 --> 00:13:19,975
Okay, fine.
336
00:13:20,135 --> 00:13:22,495
Just don't make it
sound like homework.
337
00:13:22,655 --> 00:13:26,696
Paul? Where's Paul?
Get out here, Paul.
338
00:13:26,856 --> 00:13:29,856
Evelyn, when the door's
closed to my office,
339
00:13:30,016 --> 00:13:31,536
I can't hear you
'cause it's soundproof.
340
00:13:31,617 --> 00:13:33,457
[Opal] Oh, we get it.
You have a new office.
341
00:13:33,577 --> 00:13:35,617
And Lily used to work at Vogue.
342
00:13:35,777 --> 00:13:37,377
We've just had confirmation
343
00:13:37,457 --> 00:13:39,338
that 'Whoman'
344
00:13:39,458 --> 00:13:40,698
will be launched next week.
345
00:13:40,858 --> 00:13:42,658
Actually, the party's
tomorrow night.
346
00:13:42,818 --> 00:13:45,139
I'm still on
the Vogue party list.
347
00:13:45,299 --> 00:13:46,219
[whimsical music]
348
00:13:46,299 --> 00:13:47,459
But I'm not going.
349
00:13:47,539 --> 00:13:49,539
Who else has been invited?
350
00:13:49,699 --> 00:13:51,940
I'm forwarding it
to you now, Evelyn.
351
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:54,300
- You should go.
- Oh, I'm not going.
352
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,700
That'd be like turning up to
353
00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:59,581
your ex's
feminist website launch.
354
00:13:59,741 --> 00:14:01,021
Not your best.
355
00:14:01,181 --> 00:14:02,941
We're definitely going
to have a traffic hit.
356
00:14:03,021 --> 00:14:05,182
So, let's do something about it,
357
00:14:05,342 --> 00:14:06,982
something with impact.
358
00:14:07,142 --> 00:14:09,262
- Podcasting.
- Well, I'm working on it, Jeet,
359
00:14:09,422 --> 00:14:12,263
but we're just not quite there,
with the resources.
360
00:14:12,423 --> 00:14:15,103
What about some branded content?
361
00:14:16,543 --> 00:14:18,304
Like,
362
00:14:18,464 --> 00:14:20,984
matching famous men with?
363
00:14:21,144 --> 00:14:21,784
Monuments?
364
00:14:21,864 --> 00:14:23,144
- No.
- Mountains?
365
00:14:23,304 --> 00:14:24,585
- What?
- Car upholstery?
366
00:14:24,745 --> 00:14:26,625
- Shithouse.
- I dunno.
367
00:14:26,785 --> 00:14:29,905
I was thinking, like,
matching famous men with,
368
00:14:30,065 --> 00:14:31,826
different kind of cocktails.
369
00:14:31,986 --> 00:14:33,746
And selling it to a
vodka brand or something.
370
00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:35,946
Perfect. Something like that.
371
00:14:36,106 --> 00:14:38,667
Okay, chop, chop, everybody,
back to work.
372
00:14:38,827 --> 00:14:41,987
Whoop, we've got another
Sweet Jane comment.
373
00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:45,428
"Perhaps, 'Eve Life' lacks
journalistic integrity
374
00:14:45,548 --> 00:14:48,228
"and can't keep it's staff
because Evelyn Jones is a..."
375
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,988
Ooh...
Nevermind.
376
00:14:50,148 --> 00:14:51,149
That's stupid.
377
00:14:51,229 --> 00:14:52,789
[Opal] She's like
a cyber terrorist.
378
00:14:52,949 --> 00:14:54,469
[Paul] I've said it before.
379
00:14:54,549 --> 00:14:55,789
That's terrible for reputation,
380
00:14:55,949 --> 00:14:58,310
but it's actually
excellent for engagement.
381
00:14:58,470 --> 00:15:01,550
Okay, that's...
HR.
382
00:15:04,911 --> 00:15:06,711
[Evelyn] Oh, Penny, do you mind
if we postpone
383
00:15:06,871 --> 00:15:08,671
because the new accountant
is coming.
384
00:15:08,831 --> 00:15:10,391
Top of the agenda,
385
00:15:10,551 --> 00:15:13,312
staff complaints about you
always postponing meetings.
386
00:15:13,472 --> 00:15:15,272
Fine, let's be quick.
387
00:15:18,953 --> 00:15:20,513
Jeet doesn't like the tampons.
388
00:15:20,593 --> 00:15:22,513
The tampons I supply for free?
389
00:15:22,593 --> 00:15:24,434
Hmm. She wants
unbleached organic.
390
00:15:24,594 --> 00:15:25,594
Well, I don't use organic.
391
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,514
I use the ones
that fluff and leak.
392
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,914
Okay, next is
Lily wants a one-on-one.
393
00:15:30,074 --> 00:15:32,475
- Another one?
- Mm-hmm.
394
00:15:32,595 --> 00:15:34,315
- Can you join?
- No.
395
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:35,515
That's a two-on-one.
396
00:15:35,595 --> 00:15:37,516
And that's, threatening.
397
00:15:37,596 --> 00:15:39,916
All I said to her was that
she's got to up the pace.
398
00:15:40,076 --> 00:15:41,276
She's not at Vogue anymore.
399
00:15:41,436 --> 00:15:44,597
Well, all the writers
are complaining.
400
00:15:44,717 --> 00:15:46,397
[Evelyn] Well, that's a first.
401
00:15:46,557 --> 00:15:47,837
Four posts a day is a lot.
402
00:15:47,997 --> 00:15:51,518
The Daily Mail publish 1,500
per day. We publish 20.
403
00:15:51,598 --> 00:15:54,518
And it should be 50, if we're
going to hit the algorithms.
404
00:15:54,638 --> 00:15:56,598
Every time we increase
our story count,
405
00:15:56,678 --> 00:15:58,039
we increase our traffic.
406
00:15:58,199 --> 00:16:01,199
We are literally glued
to our seats, Evelyn.
407
00:16:01,359 --> 00:16:03,920
Someone in the office
has haemorrhoids
408
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:07,880
and I think that they
are directly related.
409
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:09,680
It's you, isn't it?
410
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:10,881
- No.
- Is it?
411
00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:12,561
No, absolutely not.
412
00:16:12,641 --> 00:16:13,921
My insides are smooth.
413
00:16:14,081 --> 00:16:15,761
I have a solution for it.
414
00:16:15,921 --> 00:16:18,642
- What, the cream with the funny name?
- No, for stress.
415
00:16:18,722 --> 00:16:20,962
I was thinking we could
do boardroom yoga.
416
00:16:21,122 --> 00:16:23,763
- [Paul] Week Of Yes.
- [Penny] Yes.
417
00:16:24,363 --> 00:16:25,883
Fine.
418
00:16:26,043 --> 00:16:28,843
If we just do it during lunch
so we can hit our targets.
419
00:16:29,003 --> 00:16:31,764
This is what I'm talking about,
Evelyn.
420
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,124
Content farm.
421
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,564
Oh.
422
00:16:34,684 --> 00:16:36,684
[Penny bleats like a lamb]
423
00:16:44,806 --> 00:16:47,006
- It's you, isn't it?
- Yeah.
424
00:16:47,846 --> 00:16:50,167
[suspenseful music]
425
00:16:52,367 --> 00:16:53,567
[mouse clicking]
426
00:16:55,687 --> 00:16:58,328
The new accountant's here
and she looks displeased.
427
00:16:58,488 --> 00:17:00,568
Oh, fuck.
428
00:17:05,049 --> 00:17:07,329
- Get back to work.
- Yeah. Okay.
429
00:17:09,649 --> 00:17:11,690
I've never had an
accounts person before.
430
00:17:11,810 --> 00:17:13,930
I can see that.
431
00:17:14,130 --> 00:17:16,891
It's the first time I've
run my own business.
432
00:17:17,051 --> 00:17:18,731
I can see that, too.
433
00:17:18,851 --> 00:17:20,491
You've overextended.
434
00:17:20,651 --> 00:17:23,131
You hire three new staff
members in the last month.
435
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:24,892
You have a huge warehouse,
436
00:17:25,052 --> 00:17:27,852
but you are only occupying half.
437
00:17:28,012 --> 00:17:29,412
Room to grow.
438
00:17:29,572 --> 00:17:33,173
And what's all this
pizza and Prosecco?
439
00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:35,733
Oh, I've been having
a bit of a hard time.
440
00:17:35,813 --> 00:17:37,694
But I'm trying to stay positive.
441
00:17:37,774 --> 00:17:39,454
This is a Week Of Yes.
442
00:17:39,614 --> 00:17:41,174
Sounds costly.
443
00:17:41,334 --> 00:17:43,055
Well, I'm trying to find
an investor.
444
00:17:43,215 --> 00:17:45,775
Your personal expenses
are too high.
445
00:17:45,935 --> 00:17:50,776
You are renting a three-bedroom
apartment in the city.
446
00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:54,656
I'm bird-nesting with my ex.
447
00:17:54,776 --> 00:17:56,697
Could you nest here?
448
00:17:56,777 --> 00:17:58,817
No.
449
00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:01,777
And to top it off,
it's tax season.
450
00:18:01,857 --> 00:18:04,058
Do you want me to
bury some stuff?
451
00:18:05,298 --> 00:18:06,778
Sure.
452
00:18:06,858 --> 00:18:08,178
I thought I was clean.
453
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:11,379
You tell me,
but whatever you say,
454
00:18:11,539 --> 00:18:13,099
I don't recall.
455
00:18:13,779 --> 00:18:16,340
[whimsical music]
456
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:19,020
I wouldn't mind being
a little dirty?
457
00:18:23,141 --> 00:18:26,141
Thank you both for coming
so last minute.
458
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:29,742
And how was your day, Jon?
459
00:18:29,822 --> 00:18:32,262
Ah, um, whoa.
Painful.
460
00:18:32,422 --> 00:18:34,022
I had to suspend
a couple of year-nines
461
00:18:34,222 --> 00:18:36,423
for throwing fruit
at some year-sevens.
462
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:39,103
Oh, rascals.
So, what about you, Mum?
463
00:18:39,263 --> 00:18:41,783
How was your day?
Have some dip.
464
00:18:41,863 --> 00:18:43,624
What do you want, Ev?
465
00:18:45,384 --> 00:18:48,704
I've decided to let
the apartment go.
466
00:18:48,824 --> 00:18:50,825
It's just wasting so much money.
467
00:18:50,945 --> 00:18:53,025
And now that we're mostly here.
468
00:18:53,185 --> 00:18:55,745
But when we're not here,
we're there.
469
00:18:55,826 --> 00:18:58,626
What are you proposing,
that we all live here together?
470
00:18:58,786 --> 00:19:00,426
Or are you going to
put me out in the shed?
471
00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:02,987
No, you couldn't fit
a mattress out there.
472
00:19:03,147 --> 00:19:05,347
Could you?
No. No, no.
473
00:19:05,507 --> 00:19:07,187
No, I think it would be
really nice
474
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:11,748
if we bird-nested
between here and,
475
00:19:11,828 --> 00:19:12,908
yours.
476
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,348
- Oh, Christ.
- Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.
477
00:19:15,548 --> 00:19:17,629
I need to pour everything
into the business
478
00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:18,789
over the next few months.
479
00:19:18,869 --> 00:19:20,189
I've overextended.
480
00:19:20,349 --> 00:19:22,790
Why'd you move offices,
if you can't afford it?
481
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,390
Because fortune
favours the brave, Jon.
482
00:19:24,510 --> 00:19:26,550
And I'm trying to be
a "Yes" boss.
483
00:19:26,710 --> 00:19:27,790
When I shop at Costco,
484
00:19:27,870 --> 00:19:29,791
I use that second room
as a store room.
485
00:19:29,871 --> 00:19:32,111
It's not a pantry, Mum.
486
00:19:32,751 --> 00:19:33,791
Come on, Jon.
487
00:19:33,871 --> 00:19:36,272
It's not as if you're
seeing anyone.
488
00:19:36,432 --> 00:19:38,072
Well...
489
00:19:38,232 --> 00:19:41,512
I suppose, if it's only
for the short term, then.
490
00:19:41,672 --> 00:19:43,673
What about me?
What if I'm seeing someone?
491
00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:45,593
[scoffs] Don't be ridiculous.
492
00:19:45,753 --> 00:19:47,953
Kym, my memoir writing teacher.
493
00:19:48,113 --> 00:19:49,794
Good for you, Ginny.
That's great.
494
00:19:49,874 --> 00:19:51,994
Um, that is an abuse of power.
495
00:19:52,154 --> 00:19:53,634
I'm only fractionally older.
496
00:19:53,794 --> 00:19:57,715
His power, not yours. He's
your teacher, your superior.
497
00:19:57,915 --> 00:19:59,995
Imagine if Jon was rooting
his students. [laughs]
498
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,116
That would be illegal, so...
499
00:20:02,276 --> 00:20:04,676
[Alex and Vivian giggling]
500
00:20:05,396 --> 00:20:07,196
Vivian!
501
00:20:07,356 --> 00:20:10,837
Hi, I'm Evelyn, Alex's mum.
502
00:20:10,917 --> 00:20:12,117
Yeah, I know.
503
00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:14,757
- Hi, Mr. Cooper.
- Hey, Vivian.
504
00:20:14,917 --> 00:20:15,918
Ginny, this is Vivian.
505
00:20:16,038 --> 00:20:18,478
- Hello, there.
- Hi.
506
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,838
Oh, my God.
507
00:20:21,919 --> 00:20:23,639
- Is this you?
- Yeah.
508
00:20:23,799 --> 00:20:26,839
- Mm.
- [Vivian] Adorable.
509
00:20:26,919 --> 00:20:28,960
[Evelyn] Are you going to take?
510
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:31,840
What are you guys studying?
511
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,640
[Alex and Vivian laughing]
512
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,601
Sexy little minx, isn't she?
513
00:20:36,761 --> 00:20:38,881
They should probably keep
the door open, right?
514
00:20:38,961 --> 00:20:41,201
Yeah.
515
00:20:41,361 --> 00:20:42,482
When do you want to move in?
516
00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:45,042
Tomorrow.
I've already given notice.
517
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,882
[upbeat music]
518
00:20:47,962 --> 00:20:51,003
- Are you done yet?
- No.
519
00:20:51,163 --> 00:20:52,803
- [woman] Oh, my God.
- Luce!
520
00:20:52,963 --> 00:20:54,163
I love the new space.
521
00:20:54,323 --> 00:20:58,124
- Oh, it's so impressive.
- I know.
522
00:20:58,284 --> 00:20:59,804
Are you sure your office
is big enough?
523
00:20:59,924 --> 00:21:01,044
Well, the rent sure is.
524
00:21:01,204 --> 00:21:03,405
[Paul] Hey, Lucy.
Evelyn told me you're on leave.
525
00:21:03,565 --> 00:21:05,925
Oh, yeah.
Just taking some time off.
526
00:21:06,005 --> 00:21:07,965
Focusing on the fam for a bit.
527
00:21:08,085 --> 00:21:10,046
Can I colour code
the rest of your books?
528
00:21:10,206 --> 00:21:11,326
Yeah.
Oh, no.
529
00:21:11,486 --> 00:21:13,006
Apparently,
it's a sign of weakness
530
00:21:13,166 --> 00:21:15,287
or moral decay or something.
What do you want, Paul?
531
00:21:15,487 --> 00:21:17,087
I missed lunch
'cause of the late meeting.
532
00:21:17,167 --> 00:21:19,567
So, I was thinking Thai Friday.
533
00:21:19,727 --> 00:21:20,327
No.
534
00:21:20,407 --> 00:21:22,928
- Thai Friday?
- No.
535
00:21:23,008 --> 00:21:24,648
Week Of Yes.
536
00:21:24,808 --> 00:21:25,848
Okay.
537
00:21:26,008 --> 00:21:27,928
- What's Week Of Yes?
- [Paul] Woo! Thai Friday.
538
00:21:28,008 --> 00:21:29,249
It's a very expensive exercise
539
00:21:29,409 --> 00:21:31,769
of me trying to be
a better boss,
540
00:21:31,929 --> 00:21:35,010
and they're exploiting it.
Fucking assholes
541
00:21:35,090 --> 00:21:37,010
Hmm.
That's very self-helpy of you.
542
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,770
Yeah, I can't afford
to lose any more staff.
543
00:21:38,850 --> 00:21:41,010
You won't.
You're an excellent boss.
544
00:21:41,170 --> 00:21:43,211
'Whoman' is launching tonight.
545
00:21:43,371 --> 00:21:45,051
And, I'm just,
546
00:21:45,211 --> 00:21:47,491
I'm feeling really,
really freaked out.
547
00:21:47,651 --> 00:21:49,812
But I'm trying to be a
beacon of positivity.
548
00:21:49,972 --> 00:21:51,732
Is that what you're calling it?
549
00:21:51,892 --> 00:21:53,012
Seriously, I wouldn't worry.
550
00:21:53,132 --> 00:21:54,893
It'll be a cheap imitation.
551
00:21:55,053 --> 00:21:57,133
Cheap?
No, no, they've spent millions.
552
00:21:57,293 --> 00:21:58,853
They're on bus sides.
553
00:21:59,013 --> 00:22:01,053
I mean, what if they're, what
if they're really brilliant?
554
00:22:01,134 --> 00:22:02,734
What if they're
funny and clever?
555
00:22:02,894 --> 00:22:04,454
And I'm never going
to get an investor.
556
00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:06,094
Tell me on the way.
We have a date.
557
00:22:06,254 --> 00:22:08,935
- Remember?
- [Evelyn] What? No. Where?
558
00:22:09,055 --> 00:22:10,055
Pap smear clinic.
559
00:22:10,215 --> 00:22:11,615
We organised it
last week at lunch.
560
00:22:11,775 --> 00:22:15,096
What? When we were day
drinking and carb loading?
561
00:22:15,256 --> 00:22:16,656
Can we go and do that again?
562
00:22:16,816 --> 00:22:17,976
We're both overdue.
563
00:22:18,056 --> 00:22:21,017
What a gift to be able to
smear together as friends.
564
00:22:21,097 --> 00:22:23,657
[Evelyn laughing]
565
00:22:23,817 --> 00:22:25,377
Oh, you are a genius.
566
00:22:25,537 --> 00:22:27,177
Can you increase that booking?
567
00:22:27,337 --> 00:22:28,818
I mean, it's not a restaurant.
568
00:22:28,978 --> 00:22:31,378
- But I'll try.
- Just wait here.
569
00:22:31,538 --> 00:22:33,898
We are all going
to get Pap smears.
570
00:22:34,058 --> 00:22:35,659
- Okay.
- Not you, Paul.
571
00:22:35,859 --> 00:22:39,099
The best part about it is that we're
going to live blog it, on the site.
572
00:22:39,219 --> 00:22:41,380
No one's ever done that before,
have they?
573
00:22:41,540 --> 00:22:42,700
That's actually really smart.
574
00:22:42,860 --> 00:22:44,260
Yeah, it's fucking cool.
I'll do it.
575
00:22:44,380 --> 00:22:45,380
Yeah, that's brilliant.
576
00:22:45,540 --> 00:22:47,380
No, it sounds like
a HR nightmare.
577
00:22:47,541 --> 00:22:50,021
Well Lucy's on the phone
to the clinic now, so...
578
00:22:50,101 --> 00:22:52,261
Pap smear party, here we come.
579
00:22:53,061 --> 00:22:55,382
[upbeat music]
580
00:23:10,784 --> 00:23:12,504
Hey.
Sorry.
581
00:23:18,305 --> 00:23:20,946
"I got Papped."
What does that mean?
582
00:23:21,106 --> 00:23:24,426
Oh, I got a Pap smear.
583
00:23:24,586 --> 00:23:27,347
Ah, well. [chuckles]
Good for you.
584
00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:30,067
That's it.
Screening's important.
585
00:23:30,147 --> 00:23:33,227
Whether you're
sexually active or not.
586
00:23:34,268 --> 00:23:36,708
It feels good, doesn't it?
587
00:23:36,868 --> 00:23:37,708
A Pap smear?
588
00:23:37,788 --> 00:23:39,028
No, um...
589
00:23:39,148 --> 00:23:40,389
Doing something sensible.
590
00:23:40,549 --> 00:23:43,309
Something you wouldn't
normally want to do, like,
591
00:23:43,469 --> 00:23:45,349
um, going to the dentist.
592
00:23:45,509 --> 00:23:47,150
I mean, I hate the dentist.
593
00:23:47,230 --> 00:23:48,270
Same.
594
00:23:48,430 --> 00:23:51,630
But I've got sensitive teeth.
595
00:23:51,790 --> 00:23:54,671
[man] We do things that
we know will hurt us.
596
00:23:55,951 --> 00:23:57,031
[elevator door opening]
597
00:23:57,191 --> 00:23:58,271
[man] Is this you?
598
00:23:58,431 --> 00:24:00,552
Three? Yeah, it's me.
599
00:24:02,432 --> 00:24:04,352
Do you mean good pain?
600
00:24:04,512 --> 00:24:06,432
Well, all pain is good
601
00:24:06,592 --> 00:24:09,113
and sometimes we hurt
ourselves, intentionally.
602
00:24:09,193 --> 00:24:12,793
I just went to the gym and
hurt myself and it felt good.
603
00:24:12,953 --> 00:24:14,154
Well, goodnight.
604
00:24:14,234 --> 00:24:17,274
- Go and hurt yourself.
- Maybe, I will.
605
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:21,275
[door opening]
606
00:24:22,355 --> 00:24:24,635
- Hey, Mum.
- Hi.
607
00:24:29,116 --> 00:24:31,716
Who's workout guy,
from the fourth floor?
608
00:24:31,876 --> 00:24:32,956
Simon.
609
00:24:33,116 --> 00:24:34,757
He lives alone.
610
00:24:35,317 --> 00:24:36,557
You interested?
611
00:24:36,717 --> 00:24:38,157
He gets his groceries delivered.
612
00:24:38,237 --> 00:24:41,638
No, he's just the first person
I've seen here under 70.
613
00:24:43,118 --> 00:24:46,158
You can't stay in, watching
bonnet dramas all the time.
614
00:24:46,238 --> 00:24:47,159
Why not?
615
00:24:47,239 --> 00:24:48,519
Oh, because you're too young
616
00:24:48,679 --> 00:24:50,319
and you're too beautiful
to stay in.
617
00:24:50,479 --> 00:24:52,479
And Kym's coming over.
618
00:24:52,639 --> 00:24:54,240
I was thinking
of going somewhere.
619
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:55,480
Where?
620
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,800
- The 'Whoman' launch.
- [Ginny chuckles]
621
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,561
-But... -No buts about
it. Get up, you're going.
622
00:25:00,721 --> 00:25:02,521
I'm not,
I'm not officially invited.
623
00:25:02,681 --> 00:25:04,801
[Ginny] That's even better.
Got nothing to wear.
624
00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:07,242
Well, you'll wear
something fabulous of mine.
625
00:25:07,322 --> 00:25:10,242
This is your
Scarlet O'Hara moment.
626
00:25:12,162 --> 00:25:15,443
"Gone With The Wind" is kind
of frowned upon now, Mum.
627
00:25:19,363 --> 00:25:23,684
["Forever" by HAIM playing]
628
00:25:41,247 --> 00:25:42,647
[Peter] Ev.
629
00:25:42,807 --> 00:25:45,007
I didn't expect to see you here.
630
00:25:45,167 --> 00:25:47,248
[Evelyn chuckles]
631
00:25:47,328 --> 00:25:49,208
No, neither did I.
632
00:25:49,288 --> 00:25:51,408
Christine invited me.
633
00:25:51,568 --> 00:25:54,049
Well, after your TV
appearance the other day.
634
00:25:54,209 --> 00:25:56,169
I think it's a smart move
on your part.
635
00:25:56,329 --> 00:25:57,369
What do you mean?
636
00:25:57,529 --> 00:25:58,769
Nothing. Just optics.
637
00:25:58,929 --> 00:26:01,250
I'm not threatened, Peter.
638
00:26:01,330 --> 00:26:02,650
No, of course not.
639
00:26:02,810 --> 00:26:05,090
You thrive on competition,
remember?
640
00:26:05,250 --> 00:26:06,571
Survival of the fittest.
641
00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:08,971
I think this is going to be
good for you.
642
00:26:09,131 --> 00:26:12,411
Besides you've got
a loyal readership.
643
00:26:12,572 --> 00:26:14,332
Loyalty's a thing of the past.
644
00:26:14,412 --> 00:26:16,612
A bit like free parking
in the city.
645
00:26:16,772 --> 00:26:18,652
- Willow.
- [Willow] Hi.
646
00:26:18,812 --> 00:26:20,333
Hey.
647
00:26:21,333 --> 00:26:22,613
Hi, Evelyn Jones.
648
00:26:22,773 --> 00:26:24,693
I love your brand.
649
00:26:24,853 --> 00:26:27,454
Willow Russell.
It's lovely to meet you.
650
00:26:27,614 --> 00:26:29,174
We were just talking about you.
651
00:26:29,334 --> 00:26:31,934
Today's Pap smear live blog.
It was incredible.
652
00:26:32,094 --> 00:26:33,175
Thanks.
653
00:26:33,335 --> 00:26:37,255
Whoa, wait a second,
you live-blogged a Pap smear?
654
00:26:37,375 --> 00:26:39,296
Not mine.
I've had children.
655
00:26:39,376 --> 00:26:40,496
[Willow laughing]
656
00:26:40,656 --> 00:26:42,376
One of my writers,
she volunteered.
657
00:26:42,536 --> 00:26:44,616
Well, I thought
it was brilliant.
658
00:26:44,776 --> 00:26:46,297
I hope it made a splash.
659
00:26:46,377 --> 00:26:48,537
It did.
It went viral.
660
00:26:48,697 --> 00:26:51,577
Oh. What interesting timing,
Ev.
661
00:26:51,737 --> 00:26:53,818
Delaying a Pap smear
can be fatal, Peter.
662
00:26:53,978 --> 00:26:56,338
- Indeed.
- [Willow] Absolutely.
663
00:26:56,418 --> 00:26:59,539
My mother died
of cervical cancer, so...
664
00:26:59,699 --> 00:27:03,819
- Oh, well, I'm so sorry.
- Thank you.
665
00:27:03,979 --> 00:27:07,260
Well, on that note, excuse me.
666
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:14,621
You know, her little skincare
brand's about to go global.
667
00:27:14,821 --> 00:27:16,341
- Interesting.
- [Christine] Ev?
668
00:27:16,421 --> 00:27:17,581
Oh, Christine.
669
00:27:17,741 --> 00:27:19,142
I didn't expect to see you here.
670
00:27:19,302 --> 00:27:22,182
Uh, no. Well, um...
671
00:27:22,342 --> 00:27:24,142
I invited her.
672
00:27:25,663 --> 00:27:27,263
[Christine] I'm glad you did.
673
00:27:27,423 --> 00:27:28,463
Congratulations.
674
00:27:28,623 --> 00:27:30,543
Oh thank you.
Congratulations, to you.
675
00:27:30,703 --> 00:27:33,064
I hear the new office
is super fancy.
676
00:27:33,224 --> 00:27:35,024
Mm, it's fancy. Yeah.
677
00:27:35,184 --> 00:27:36,544
And it's super empty.
678
00:27:36,704 --> 00:27:38,705
Well, you should sublease
some desk space.
679
00:27:38,865 --> 00:27:40,345
They call it hot-desking.
680
00:27:40,425 --> 00:27:42,785
I know some boys who have
launched a finance startup
681
00:27:42,945 --> 00:27:44,345
and they're looking for space.
682
00:27:44,425 --> 00:27:45,746
I'm on a board
with their fathers.
683
00:27:45,906 --> 00:27:48,786
Finance boys,
who have fathers on a board,
684
00:27:48,946 --> 00:27:50,426
well, they sound so nice.
685
00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:52,067
You ready for your big speech?
686
00:27:52,227 --> 00:27:53,747
Yeah, I can't wait.
687
00:27:54,667 --> 00:27:56,347
- Bye.
- Knock 'em dead.
688
00:27:56,467 --> 00:27:57,747
Good to see you.
Enjoy my party!
689
00:27:57,907 --> 00:28:00,948
Do you think she'll explain
how to pronounce 'Whoman'?
690
00:28:01,108 --> 00:28:04,908
["Good Life" by
Inner City playing]
691
00:28:07,469 --> 00:28:09,669
[quietly] Okay...
692
00:28:11,029 --> 00:28:12,310
Ah...
693
00:28:12,470 --> 00:28:14,270
Christine, you alright?
694
00:28:14,430 --> 00:28:15,390
What are you doing here?
695
00:28:15,470 --> 00:28:16,830
Because I didn't invite you.
696
00:28:16,990 --> 00:28:19,791
And Peter didn't
invite you, so...
697
00:28:19,951 --> 00:28:21,511
I mean, we should
have invited you,
698
00:28:21,671 --> 00:28:24,311
but I didn't think
you'd come, so. [laughs]
699
00:28:28,672 --> 00:28:30,352
[Christine breathing heavily]
700
00:28:30,472 --> 00:28:32,393
Is this a panic attack?
701
00:28:32,473 --> 00:28:34,233
I've never had one.
702
00:28:34,433 --> 00:28:36,233
Ah, Christine, are you ready?
703
00:28:36,393 --> 00:28:38,914
Yeah. Just two seconds.
704
00:28:41,354 --> 00:28:42,754
[Christine panting]
705
00:28:42,914 --> 00:28:44,754
[Whoman Launch Host] Christine,
they're calling for you.
706
00:28:44,835 --> 00:28:46,835
Alright, just wait a sec.
707
00:28:46,995 --> 00:28:49,395
I can't, I can't,
I can't go out there.
708
00:28:49,515 --> 00:28:52,436
I can't, I can't speak to a
room full of people, um...
709
00:28:52,516 --> 00:28:55,436
They'll all be looking
at me and I...
710
00:28:55,516 --> 00:28:57,996
And what do I do with my hands?
711
00:28:58,157 --> 00:29:01,437
What do you do with your hands,
when you give speeches?
712
00:29:01,517 --> 00:29:04,157
Um, I don't know.
713
00:29:05,518 --> 00:29:07,518
What if you were right?
714
00:29:07,598 --> 00:29:10,078
What if I'm not creative?
715
00:29:11,319 --> 00:29:13,199
What if I'm a follower?
716
00:29:15,919 --> 00:29:17,359
Can you say something?
717
00:29:17,519 --> 00:29:19,880
I'm still trying to work out
what I do with my hands.
718
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,160
- What if it's a monumental flop?
- [door knocking]
719
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:25,601
- [Whoman Launch Host] Christine?
- Fuck off, she's coming!
720
00:29:28,561 --> 00:29:30,601
You want the truth?
721
00:29:32,722 --> 00:29:34,802
This is the harsh reality.
722
00:29:36,562 --> 00:29:38,563
You don't have a choice.
723
00:29:38,643 --> 00:29:40,883
This thing's bigger than you.
724
00:29:43,643 --> 00:29:45,404
It could fail.
725
00:29:45,564 --> 00:29:48,284
Sure.
It's risky.
726
00:29:49,084 --> 00:29:51,525
But don't let that stop you.
727
00:29:51,605 --> 00:29:53,845
You wanted this.
728
00:29:54,005 --> 00:29:57,085
Don't fuck it up
because you're scared.
729
00:29:58,206 --> 00:30:00,966
There's a whole room
full of people,
730
00:30:01,126 --> 00:30:03,926
drunk on cheap wine,
waiting to hear you speak.
731
00:30:04,086 --> 00:30:06,967
Not me, not Peter,
732
00:30:07,127 --> 00:30:08,807
you.
733
00:30:10,928 --> 00:30:13,128
I don't trust you.
734
00:30:14,608 --> 00:30:17,088
I don't trust you, either.
735
00:30:18,609 --> 00:30:21,089
But I know you can do this.
736
00:30:22,609 --> 00:30:24,730
[Christine sighs]
737
00:30:25,850 --> 00:30:27,970
I don't have a choice.
738
00:30:30,610 --> 00:30:32,251
Can you just wait here
for a minute?
739
00:30:32,411 --> 00:30:33,851
Sure.
740
00:30:39,692 --> 00:30:42,892
[slow tense music]
741
00:30:55,294 --> 00:30:56,814
[sighing]
742
00:30:56,974 --> 00:30:59,295
[toilet flushing]
743
00:31:02,895 --> 00:31:05,336
[water running]
744
00:31:13,657 --> 00:31:15,897
I couldn't have done this
without you.
745
00:31:21,938 --> 00:31:25,499
["Sweet Jane" by
The Velvet Underground playing]
746
00:31:47,022 --> 00:31:50,063
♪ Standin' on the corner ♪
747
00:31:51,703 --> 00:31:54,823
♪ Suitcase in my hand ♪
748
00:31:54,983 --> 00:31:59,904
♪ Jack is in his corset
Janey's in her vest ♪
749
00:32:00,104 --> 00:32:03,104
♪ And me, I'm in
a rock 'n' roll band ♪
750
00:32:03,745 --> 00:32:05,185
♪ Huh ♪
751
00:32:05,865 --> 00:32:09,625
♪ Sweet Jane, whoa ♪
752
00:32:09,745 --> 00:32:10,666
[Evelyn sighs]
753
00:32:10,746 --> 00:32:14,426
♪ Sweet Jane, whoa ♪
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