Original subtitles

- My salutations to Lord Ganesha. - ALL:- Is it done?

- Yes, it's done. - Hail, Goddess Gauri!

Hurry up, turn on the T.V. It's time for 'Anupama' serial.

You can't see any serials or the palatial houses in them right now.

- The T.V won't turn on. - Why?

- You said just now that it's done. - Yes.

Oh, I said that the bolt of this box is closed.

Now, this TV will remain off forever.

Sell this junk away.

Hey, what you mean by remain off forever?

Are you a mechanic or junk collector? Turn on the TV.

Hey, TV. My DDLJ is going on here.

DDLJ means 'Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge'.

'Licensing pair of drug and alcohol.'

So what?

Everytime, it's his problem. He has to interrupt in between!

Once I get the license, my business will be set.

Please do not disturb me.

Drop dead! Hey, you turn on the TV.

Buy a new one now. Keeping the old one isn't good for the house.

My wife is also old, so should I leave her and bring a new one?

- See, he said 'yes'! - Hey!

Do you want to repair the TV or not?

Yes, it's right. - How many times should I tell you to let it go?

I repaired it last time, then there was the matter of 1000...

But you gave only 200 rupees.

Um!

I'll pay you this time. Repair it. How much will it be? Say fast.

- An advance of 800 rupees. - What?

Hey, BBC!

BBC?

Stop this nonsense.

Hey, mechanic, run away.

Ok! I'm going.

- Hey! - I'll slap you now.

But this TV won't work now. Throw it out.

What is he saying?

Times are bad for us right now. What else?

And when one's time is bad...

...even the planets in his horoscope will turn against him.

Uncle, if there's 'Ketu' in the pocket then...

...I request you all, please let me finalize my business proposal.

You make your proposal everyday.

If you don't want to repair the TV, then return my money!

I won't return the money.

[CHANTING]

[INDISCTINCT VOICE]

[INDISCTINCT VOICE]

[INDISTINCT VOICE]

SONU, DON'T YOU TRUST ME?

55 UHD.

CDLHT.

201.

[SIGHS]

Hail, Goddess.

[GASPS]

Hey, one minute.

[GROAN]

[GASPS]

Yes, work is done.

Oh God, it's too heavy!

[GASPS]

Oh God!

Oh, this too!

Go.

Keep it.

Please, keep the TV.

Hey, let me go, man!

No. Keep it.

- Let me go! - I'll hit you!

Keep it.

[GROAN]

♪ Hey, my turn broke down. ♪

♪ TV broke down. ♪

♪ Old, my old... ♪

♪ TV broke down. ♪

♪ Old, my old... ♪

♪ TV broke down. ♪

♪ TV broke down. ♪

R.I.P.

Rest in peace, right?

Is my proposal left?

Your proposal becomes new everyday and our breaking is new.

[SOBBING]

What happened to her? Why is she crying?

- [CRYING] - Mother.

Are you crying or riding an auto?

I'm not dead.

[SOBBING] It would be better if you were dead.

- See! - Should I give you water?

What's this, big brother? If she doesn't cry, what will she do?

Today, in our 'Anupama' serial...

...mother-in-law was going to throw her daughter-n-law from the Eiffel Tower.

Now, I'll have to wait to see the Eiffel Tower.

Namrata, don't you worry.

I'm there, my dear. OK?

I'll take you to the Eiffel Tower.

- Really? - Then I'll push you from there!

Aunty, were you going to see Eiffel Tower in the TV itself?

Yes. Does he ever take me anywhere?

That's why I was watching Paris, Mauritius on TV.

But, because of you, I couldn't see that.

Why did you do this, you fool?

You lout!

One minute. When did I do anything?

I had thrown the vase at Nandu.

Why did he have to sit down?

Oh, brother! If he hadn't sat down, he might have got injured.

What's happened to you? He might have got a lump on his head.

But my TV would have been saved.

It's good that the TV broke down.

Huh?

It will come.

A 50-inch TV will come into this house.

- What? - 50 inch?

50 inch.

Do you know the price of even one inch? TV comes in lakhs.

Lakhs of rupees?

We could really go to Paris.

I can get jewellery sets too.

- Yes. - Jayla, come here.

She asks me for a jewellery set every month.

What does she do with the jewellery?

We'll get to know only if we buy.

Then buy it. Buy a new TV, dad.

Has your father won some prize?

Brother, do you want to just keep loafing without earning anything?

Just want to waste money, stupid?

I'll earn.

I'll earn more than you. Give me DNC, please.

Hey, Jayla, DNC?

- Means? - The key to the shop.

From tomorrow onwards, I'll be handling our chemist store.

Hey, you!

If you want to handle the store, you need a license. Do you have it?

- Do you have it? - Your mother.

- She's BFAM. - Heh?

She's B.PHARM. That's what I'm saying.

That's why...

...who'd have wanted to marry her?

Did you see? He doesn't love you, mother.

I can also bring someone who's B.PHARM.

You shut up!

What do you want to do about the TV? Say that first.

You all listen to me carefully.

I don't have lakhs to buy a TV.

That's it.

- We don't want it. - Huh?

I'll bring it.

I'll buy it at the lowest price.

ALL:- From where?

From the thief market.

Oh God!

Not the thief market, son.

There are obstructions there, and we can't take any risk.

Who? Rahu?

Thieves.

The person who steals should be at risk.

Mother, we'll be paying cash and buying.

Aunty, if we buy the TV from the thief market...

...we'll get the blessings of the poor thieves.

- Correct. - Jayla, tell us the truth.

If we buy a TV from the thief market...

...will it look good? Tell us.

- Say. - Say. - Yes, say.

Just tell us fast.

Speak.

Say.

Why are you all asking me? One minute.

Listen.

- We take our decisions through votes. - Right.

- So, start voting for this. - Do it then.

Start voting.

I say no to buying a TV from the thief market.

- BOTH:- We say yes. - Yay!

Jayla, keep your hand down.

Hey, passionate astrologer.

The architect...

...my brother, Jayla.

You madcap!

Keep your hand down.

- Raise your hand. - Keep your hand down.

Why would he lower his hand?

- He's my brother. - So? He's my husband.

Will you listen to me, or them?

RANO:- Kartik.

There she is! My dear, my SSC Rano!

SSC?

Beautiful, gracious and charming.

Oh my God!

What's with the voting today?

Whether you'll be my family's daughter-in-law or not.

- Do you want to be my wife? - Of course.

Asking if you can do me a favour? My answer is yes.

We got four votes.

No more brainstorming now.

We will get the TV in this house.

- Will you buy it from the thief market? - You are not getting it!

We'll bring another one.

[HUMMING]

[HUMMING]

May I come in, sir?

[HUMMING]

Coming.

It has to be carried carefully.

Good morning, sir.

[CHUCKLES] I've brought some good news.

Good news?

Kadu, just hold it for me.

Be careful, it's too heavy.

Be careful.

Boss, you gave me a night shift yesterday.

- Yes. - I've achieved the entire year's target.

Wow!

I stole a 55 inch LCD TV for you.

Bravo! Very good! Well done!

Thank you, boss.

Our company has become 'A' listed today.

Very good, sir. Hey, clap hands, Kadu.

Did you see, dad?

Till now, you committed only small thefts.

You picked pockets and filched necklaces.

You didn't even spare our company's sewer lid.

Because of your small thefts...

...our company is progressing so much today.

Had Magan Mirchi not thrown red pepper in your eyes...

...and killed you by stabbing on your back...

...you'd still have been alive today, dad.

[SOBBING]

Boss.

Boss.

- What are you doing? - I'm so proud of you, Jagan.

So proud of you.

- Thank you. - From today...

...you are promoted.

As Senior Thief.

- Really? - Yes.

You are.

[CHUCKLES]

- Thank you, boss. - Superb.

Boss!

Hey!

Is the police after you today?

No, boss. The police is here to raid our company.

Heh?

- Raid? - Jagan, go inside.

Yes, inside.

- Where do I go inside? - I need to set up everything.

Waiting area?

But no one is waiting out here.

So you sit down here.

Wow! There's a reception too!

Wow! But there's no good receptionist.

Calm down.

Here she is!

Welcome!

[CHUCKLES]

It's for you, sir. Why are you standing there?

Come in.

Look at this. Welcome.

Greetings, sir! Welcome to our...

...'Aashiyana', sir!

Hey, Chotu. What are you doing?

Wipe and clean everything fast!

I'm talking to you!

- Yes, I'm doing it. - Bring tea.

Why have you come here?

Had you told me, then I'd have come there.

Do these people know you?

Not at all.

Sir... this.

What's this?

Protection money, sir.

Sorry, sir. It got a bit delayed last week.

But you'll get it on time from now on.

Since when did Kartik turn into a hooligan?

According to you everyone here is a statue, right?

- Mother. - Hm.

Give it to me.

Sir, why are you still standing here? Have a look at our 'Aashiyana'.

Welcome, sir.

Chotu, arrange tea quickly.

Hurry up, set up the chairs.

Come.

- Come. Have a seat. - Yes.

- Yeah. - Thank you, brother.

[SIGHS]

- Comfortable? - Yes.

It was only for today.

Where are the rest?

Oh. Jayla.

My son roams around for protection money. And his mother...

...enjoys retrieval! Oh God, we have hooligans in our house!

Shame on you!

Should I feel ashamed?

When you sold drugs under my licence all these years...

...did you feel ashamed?

- Drugs? - No.

Less duty and more drugs?

Sir, please make me your equal partner.

Hey, you fool!

- We have our own medical store. - Yes.

Medical store?

Really, sir?

Who do you think we are?

Brother!

Do I look like an inspector? I'm a chemist from head to toe.

Are you chemists?

- Hm. - Yes.

And what about you all?

Family of chemists.

They aren't police, right?

No, boss. But they came in a police car. Ask them.

Our family started saying...

...that they wanted to come here and see the thief market.

3 people aren't allowed to sit on a scooter.

4 passengers aren't allowed in an auto.

So we took Bhaivat's jeep and came here.

Why would you applaud?

But why are you all here in a police car?

Oh, brother!

This is a thief market, not a picnic spot.

Oh God!

Brother, we aren't here to swing.

Then?

- Vats... - Please sit.

- We're here to buy stolen things. - Yes.

Really.

Hey, brother! What are you doing? Don't do this, man!

Hey, brother. Return the money that I gave you!

But, please just stay back and ask for it.

Give it back to him.

- Should I return it? - I say return it. - Give it back.

- Give it to him. - Oh God!

Yes.

Give it to him from afar; he shouldn't touch your hand.

- That's it. - Oh God!

Return it to the vendor and bring back the money.

Ok, boss.

Hello.

Why are you all looking at me like that?

This is the thief market. Tell me what you want.

A huge LCD TV.

Hm.

- Jagan? - Hm. - Go upstairs.

And bring the TV downstairs.

Is it big?

Let them bring it first.

It should be like the Eiffel Tower, not a coconut tree.

No, not at all.

In it, small ants will look like dinosaurs.

Also, a mouse will look like a camel.

- [LAUGHS] - Wow!

What 'wow'?

How about the warranty?

Yes. Warranty.

It will come with a warranty, sir.

Operating manual, user manual... everything is there inside.

It's fully packed. You just have to open and start watching.

Everything comes in just one TV?

- Yes. - So, what's the price?

- Ninety-four thousand. - Hey, mother! - Huh?

Ninety-four thousand means its MRP.

- Oh. - And for you all...

...80 - Huh?

- 70? - No. - Not possible.

60?

If not 60, then 20,000.

20,000.

It's not 20,000. Let's go to some other place. - Yes.

Please wait a minute. There's been no sale today as yet, sir.

Just tell me: what's your budget?

- Zero. - Huh?

- Huh? - All of them are chanting 'TV'!

My budget is...

...around rupees 10,000.

No, sir. It's not possible for 10,000.

- Please try to understand. - So, you keep 12.

Keep 12,000.

I've to pay them their salary.

Okay, take rupees 13,500.

Okay, rupees 15,000. Done!

- 15,000, done. - No more discussion. - Yes, done.

From 20,000, there's 25%...

- ...15,000. - Hm.

Perfect.

- It's absolutely perfect. - So, give me 15,000 rupees cash.

What?

Money.

- Huh? - Did you bring the money?

Chagan...

Sir, are you looking for this?

You bloody... Give it!

- Welcome to the thief market. - Yes.

[CHUCKLES]

- Give it to him. - Give him 15,000 rupees. - Hey!

Thanks.

- What will you give as a bonus? - Yes.

You should give something.

When we go to buy vegetables...

...we get chillies and coriander as bonus. Right, Mrugtrushna?

- And 'panipuri'... - Hey you!

Are you here to eat 'panipuri', or to buy a TV?

- TV. - Yes, TV.

I've paid you rupees 15,000, so hand us our TV now.

Chagan, step number one.

- Bring the TV from upstairs. - Yes.

Step number two, write down the proper details carefully for sir.

Step number three, click a good family photo...

- ...with the feedback form. - Oh, yes!

All the best.

Yes. - Come on, everyone, please look at the camera and smile.

Say, 'Hail Lord Krishna"!

Be careful.

Gonnu...

Gonnu?

Darling.

Oh!

Where are we?

Darling.

You wanted an iPhone as a gift, right?

So, we're here to buy it from the thief market.

Which thief's showroom do you want to buy an iPhone from?

Boss, the police is here for real!

I swear on my mother! Look!

Will you buy me a gift from the thief market?

Think about my 'V4' standards!

- V4? - Thoughts.

That's why I married you.

I had heard that all policmen have a covert income too.

Really? I never heard that.

Darling, I don't have any covert income.

I'm an honest inspector.

'Wash drink' your honesty!

- 'Wash drink'? - Soak it up!

I want an iphone, period!

That too, from the supermarket, at full price.

- Dolly darling, but... - No excuses!

If you don't fulfill my demands, then...

...I'll give you 'chilarant'.

- 'Chilarant'? - It means 'divorce'!

[MUMBLES]

What are you waiting for?

- 'T take'. - 'T take'?

- Let's go. - Oh, yes.

[MUTTERS]

[BIKE ENGINE REVVING]

Here they are!

Where's the police?

Where's the police?

Hey, you knuckle head!

- I swear on your father. - My father?

I've seen an inspector in full uniform.

But why did you swear on my father?

He's dead, and now exists only inside this photo frame.

- Then I'll swear to you. - Hey!

Boss, he's planning to see you too in a photo frame!

- No, not at all! - Me?

No, boss!

- Boss, no! - From today, you're fired!

Jagan...

[BLABBERS]

Where will I go now?

♪ We got a new LCD TV. ♪

♪ In our house. ♪

♪ Enough! We got a new LCD TV. ♪

♪ In our house. ♪

Tell me something.

Have you even tried to look at your husband...

...the way she looks at the TV?

So, what will you do then?

You leave home early and come only in the evening.

The only thing we have is our TV.

Uncle, did you set up the dish antenna?

Yes, I'm doing it.

South.

East.

West.

Uncle, are you setting up the dish antenna or location?

Just take it that it's done.

Oh God! Hey, brother!

Why are you fixing it there? Fix it here!

Oh God, what sin have I committed...

...that I have to suffer and work?

It's getting late because of you, uncle.

Wherever I set it up, you make me do it again.

A dish antenna can't be set up facing the east!

The west isn't a good direction!

If it faces the north, it won't get frequency!

If it faces the south, it will get the evil eye!

So where should I set it up? On my head?

Oh God!

Hey!

You don't have to offer a TV, you have to offer a coconut.

[CHUCKLES]

I was just touching it.

- Touching it? - Let me set up the wire.

- Let me set up the wire. - Hey, Kartik.

- Yes. - Call me once the TV is turned on.

- Sure. - Yes.

- Kartik... - Yes, mother?

- You carry on, I'll come later. - Yes.

I'll have to do it.

[WHISTLING]

- Hi! - Hi!

You'll kill me! Your eyes are not where you're pretending to look at!

The yellow wire.

I know.

I'm not connecting wires for the first time.

- Really? - Hmm.

You do know about this TV, right?

Yes, I do know about it. But it's different.

If it doesn't go into the yellow slot, connect it to the red slot.

Why do you have to think so much?

Won't it get burned?

By the grace of God, I'm an electrical engineer, first class first.

Really?

So, it did fit into the red slot.

Listen.

It'll be fun to see our wedding album on this huge TV, right?

Our wedding?

Why?

Won't you marry me?

No, my wish was to get married to...

- ...a B.Pharm, M.Pharm... - Is that so?

And if it didn't work out, then an electrical engineer...

Connect the bolts!

My father always arrives at the wrong time!

Yes, mother-in-law, I'm coming.

How will this Punjabi girl look with this Gujarati guy?

Perfect!

[MUTTERS]

Hey, Nandu. Who are you?

Are you a mechanic?

Oh, brother. Why are you yelling at me?

I didn't agree to it.

But your 'Hari Om' uncle...

...after measuring all the directions and the horoscopes...

...finalized this place in between.

Uncle!

My friend, this ceiling has cracks.

If I crack open this ceiling, it will directly go and kiss the floor.

- Yes. - What 'yes'?

- Because of you... - I'll go downstairs and check the TV.

- Leave him. - Don't you have any sense? - No, I don't.

If I had any sense...

...I wouldn't have been here in this mad house to fit the dish antenna.

If I had any sense.

What are you saying?

Remove it from here and set it up over there.

I've removed the dish from everywhere!

No matter what, this place is final! It won't be altered!

If you want to alter anything, then alter your uncle! I'm going!

You're talking about altering my uncle?

[INDISTINCT VOICE]

Oh! Who was screaming?

Looks like some evil influence is here! 'Hari Om'!

Nandu seems to be under an eclipse!

- Whose eclipse? - Kartik's.

Forget that, big brother.

We have set up the TV antenna at the right moment.

After 30 seconds, the auspicious time will arrive.

All the channels, will work perfectly then.

You turn on the TV.

Let Kartik come down.

We'll do the opening ceremony with his blessings.

I'll bring him downstairs now.

He's not a small child.

He'll come on his own.

How will he come? I've shut the door of the terrace.

- Heh? - Oh, brother.

Why did you shut the door, Jayla?

He'll break down the door. I'll have to bear the expenses.

[KNOCK ON THE DOOR]

See, he did it.

My dear, take this.

Switch on the TV yourself.

Why did you give her the remote?

She'll turn the TV on or off now!

Give it to me.

Hail the Goddess!

Leave it. You won't be able to do it.

Hail Goddess Dhabudi!

[GASPS]

Leave it.

Hail Goddess Bhavani!

- Don't push the button more. - It'll go totally inside!

[CHANTS]

Hari Om!

But the TV's light is off.

Why isn't it working?

I had told you all not to buy any TV from the thief market.

But no one would listen to me!

Right. They want everything, or nothing at all!

Solving this problem might take all afternoon.

He took 15,000 rupees from us.

Let's go back and return it to him quickly.

- Let's return it. - He won't take it.

We're stuck.

It was written on the board that goods once sold cannot be returned.

So now, what about the rupees 15,000?

- You shouldn't have given it. - Oh gosh!

Hari Om!

You wait here! What we'll now do is...

See the way they're looking at me!

Kartik!

It's no big issue.

Just focus on your work, all of you.

Rano...

What I want to say is...

- Listen to me. - Hmm?

Turn on the TV.

It means...

...if you turn on the TV...

...then...

...you'll be my wife forever.

- Really? - Hm.

Really.

But you wanted someone with a B.Pharm or M.Pharm degree, right?

Hey.

Only you can attach the strings of my heart.

My electrical engineer.

Ok.

And if it's 100 after 10 overs...

...yours will be 25.

And if it's 150 after 15...

...then 50.

Yes, it's correct.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Yes. Ok.

Shambhu...

Why are you tilting your neck and walking like this?

Last night, the godown shutter fell on my neck.

[CHUCKLES]

Were you singing hymns beneath the shutter?

No, sir.

I was closing the shutter at night...

- ...when a thief stole the TV. - What?

Sir, please don't cut my salary. I've worked for you for 10 years.

Till now, have I caused you any loss?

I've come directly to inform you.

Else, who'd have known who stole the huge TV?

I would have known.

I've counted each and every TV as per their serial numbers.

What's the serial number of the stolen TV?

- Check it. - Just a minute.

C. D.

L. H. T.

- 201. - Repeat it.

CDLHT 201.

You fool!

Are you out of your mind?

It would have been better if 10 other TVs were stolen!

I won't at all like it if this TV is stolen!

- Understood? - Hm.

This TV is really important to me.

Whatever happens...

...I want this TV back!

Hm.

Hey, where are you going?

To file a report at the police station.

It's not a matter to file a report at the police station.

- Why? - This TV is not what it is.

Then?

It contains goods for smuggling.

Smuggling?

Are you opening up the bolt or closing it?

- Oh, you're opening it. - Take care of it.

[RANO SCREAMS]

What happened?

Who's gone?

I'm finished!

What is this?

Sir, I'll find the TV from anywhere. Just give me one chance.

I'm not going to kill you. Listen.

Do whatever you want.

But bring that...

...TV.

Pick it up.

- Hm? - Pick it up!

But what will I do with this? I don't even know how to use it.

You won't have to use it. Just hold it in your hand.

If you just hold it, the person in front of you will get scared.

And your power will multiply 4 times. Understand?

- Hm. - Go now.

And listen.

Don't return empty handed.

Else, you're aware...

...that I know how to fire.

[GUNSHOT]

245.

246.

247.

248.

249.

250.

Oh, a full 250!

This is called KBC - 'Kismat Ne Banaya Crorepati'!

What's the current price of gold, mother?

Around rupees 50,000 for one pound.

One pound means 10 grams.

50,000 rupees for 10 grams.

It means, rupees 5 lakhs for a 100 gram biscuit.

Hari Om!

Jayla!

There are 250 biscuits, Jayla.

250 multiplied by...

...5 lakhs means...

...rupees 12 crore 50 lakhs!

Hey!

I...

Where am I?

At your own house.

Why do you want to die so quickly?

You know that I don't look good in a white saree.

- Sister-in-law! - And look at this.

Our share!

You'll now have gold jewellery made for me, right?

And I want to go on a world tour.

Hey, we have to save some gold for us.

Why?

For our children's education.

Oh my God!

I want to ride a Ferrari.

Hey, fool!

Keep within your limits.

The gold you've divided amongst yourselves...

...is actually stolen property. Understand?

How can it be stolen?

We paid 15,000 rupees in cash and bought it.

Yes.

If the thief knew that there was so much gold inside...

...why would he have sold the TV to us?

You're absolutely right, uncle.

Maybe the person you bought the TV from...

...was totally unaware that there was gold concealed inside it.

But, father-in-law...

...whoever concealed it might start looking for it.

He must have lost his sleep.

Maybe he can't even eat in peace now.

How much?

- You ate 200, sir. - Hm.

500 rupees.

No, sir. Leave it.

I don't want any money, sir.

- No sir, leave it. - Why? Take it.

Sir, it's a rule in my business.

No credit to the first customer, and no charge from the last customer.

Let it be, sir.

Please put the gun away.

I'm going now, sir.

- How was the food, everyone? - Did you enjoy? - Yes, boss.

Even if we don't eat for 4 days, it'll be okay.

[BURP]

Thanks.

Thanks for the 'street', boss.

'Treat'.

That's what I meant.

My dear Jagan, do you know?

My father always used to tell me...

...that our company employees were like our clothes.

If we remove them, we become naked.

- What we will we become? - Naked, sir.

Yes.

There's imported clothing too.

- You know what? - Tie?

Undergarment!

Undergarment!

Jagan.

Jagan.

You know, Jagan?

You are that undergarment...

...for my company.

What are you?

That undergarment?

What is he?

That undergarment.

What is he?

- Undergarment. - I'm that undergarment, boss.

Yes.

[LAUGHS]

- If you don't come on time tomorrow... - I'll come.

...come on time, it's ok.

All of you come before time.

Need to sweep...

- ...behind. - Bye, everyone.

Bye.

You won't get an auto so late at night.

[ENGINE REVVING]

I'm the undergarment, boss!

I'm the company's undergarment!

I truly enjoyed it.

We had so much fun with boss today!

I really want to pee.

Hey, are you here to get drunk?

Just move aside.

Did it stop?

Hey!

Hey, leave my hand!

I won't leave it!

Let me fasten my zip.

Hit me slowly!

- I was looking for you like mad... - Why?

...and you were enjoying yourself here at the party!

Hm?

- Where's my TV? - What TV?

What TV?

What do you want?

- Do you remember? - Yes, I remember.

I sold that TV.

You sold it?

Sold it?

This party was held to celebrate it.

Who did you sell it to?

Sorry. It's our company's policy...

...never to reveal the names of our customers.

What do you want now?

See this!

I don't reveal anyone's name after killing them!

- But, it's our company's policy! - Hey!

My life isn't more important than that.

Speak!

I'll tell you.

Hey!

If you try to act smart, I'll finish you off right here!

Yes.

Huh?

Not a gun?

I was taking out my mobile phone.

Shall I show you the customers' photo?

It's an old phone, so it takes time to turn on.

One minute. I'll show you...

- It's done. - Fast.

Give it to me.

We wanted to go to Japan, but reached China.

Why are you all standing like this?

Do the voting.

Everything here is decided by voting, right?

Ok.

Who is not in favour of our not keeping the gold?

Aunty?

My answer is no.

Devika...

...you do remember, right...

...that, till now...

...not a single rupee has come to our house in any wrong way?

While taking our marriage vows...

...you had promised me...

...that you'd always support me. Right?

Hand it to me.

That's the punishment I've always been suffering from!

I'm not destined to ever wear any gold jewellery!

Speak.

Jayla...

My brother...

If it's like that...

...then we'll work harder at our medical store.

But don't do this, Jayla.

I've raised and educated you, right?

I got you married to her.

Won't you do something for me now?

There's no world tour in my destiny.

Namrata?

Kartik?

Take our store keys.

Our store should improve a lot.

But, son...

Not this.

Come on.

We have decided our vote.

We'll return the gold...

...to that stolen goods vendor we bought the TV from.

We'll certainly return it.

But at the police station.

Huh?

This gold belongs neither to us nor to the thief.

So where will it go?

To the police station.

Hey!

You aren't Harish Chandra's son...

...that you'll go to the police station and deposit it.

Tell us the truth.

What's going on in your devil mind? Say it quickly!

Dad...

...if we hand over the gold at the police station...

...the government will reward us with 10% of its value.

Oh Lord!

10% of 12.5 crores is...

...1.15 crores!

Rupees 1.15 crore! That too, legally!

- Oh Lord! - Shut up, both of you!

What will you say if the police ask you where you found the gold?

Forget it. We'll go to that stolen goods vendor...

...and return the gold. Then we're done.

Dad...

We had voted on whether to keep the gold or not...

...and not on who we should hand it to.

So that means this gold will go to the police station.

Final.

- Jayla? - Hari Om!

I'll check if there's any auspicious time to go to the police station.

Good.

The pressure cooker is whistling!

Kartik...

No one in the house is ready to understand anything!

I can see.

Come, my SSC Rano.

We'll go tomorrow.

- To the police station. - And who will go to the office?

Leave the job.

- Now you're KPB. - KPB?

A billionaire's wife.

Oh, really?

Why do you have to do a 10 to 6 job anymore?

I see!

You were acting so smart...

...that you want a girl with a B.Pharm or M.Pharm degree!

Rano, if we have money...

...then degrees will be in our pockets.

And a girl will be on my lap.

- Really? - Yes.

Oh God!

Carry on with your romancing!

After marriage, you'll only fight!

- But at least turn off the light. - You do it.

Ok.

What bad luck I'm facing!

For the first time, I'm having to enter my own company like a thief!

Here it is, sir.

The name and address of the customer.

So, go to their house.

- I'm going. - Hey!

Go there at midnight? I'm not a thief like you.

No problem. Go there in the morning.

I'm going. Good night.

- Hey, where are you going? - Home.

Suppose you disappear tomorrow, what then?

We'll go together tomorrow.

Let me go.

- Come here! - Yes.

Hey dear, listen to me!

Listen to me, my sweetheart!

Mother, why are you interrupting me while I'm leaving?

You've forgotten your purse and laptop.

I've quit my job, mother.

Oh Lord! Did your boss tell you anything?

Then tell me what the reason is.

- You know what? - What?

I'll tell you everything tomorrow.

Just pray to God that everything will be fine. Ok?

Everything will be fine, dear.

God will protect you.

Wow! It's as if my son is leaving for a war!

- Father-in-law... - Yes? - For a middle class man...

...rupees 1.15 crores is nothing less than a war.

Hmm.

Killer!

Wow!

Today, my Rano has progressed from SSC to HSC!

Smart, Cultured and Charming!

Oh gosh!

I'll be waiting for you downstairs; come fast.

Hail, Lord Krishna!

Father-in-law...

Rano, wait.

You're smart, that's why I'm trying to make you understand.

When you go to the police station and they ask you...

...where you got it from...

...just tell them the truth.

And, my dear...

...if you think he's doing something illegal...

...then give me a call.

Don't worry, father-in-law.

He's smart.

Kartik.

I know how smart he is since the past 28 years.

And I, since the last 23 years.

Even then, give me a call.

- Yes. May I go now? - Yes.

- My respects. - Bye.

You play, brother... [SHELL BLOWING]

...Ok.

Dolly darling.

Is there anything I don't do for your happiness?

My life is like a merry-go-round.

And your dreams are like a Mercedes.

I can't afford an iphone even with 2 months of my salary.

I don't understand whether to abandon my honesty for my wife...

...or abandon my wife for the sake of honesty.

Good morning, inspector.

Your words won't turn my morning good.

What?

Have you run away from the house?

No, sir. Our family has agreed to it, and we don't have any problem.

So, have you come to the police station with a bag for your honeymoon?

Isn't that a good idea?

Run away, and then enjoy a honeymoon in jail!

Oh gosh!

Oh!

Then die later, ok?

Why have you come here? Tell me.

Inspector, we bought a TV from the thief market.

And when we tried to turn it on, it wouldn't start.

Really? Why have you come here then?

I don't know how to repair TVs.

I don't even know how to make my wife happy.

I know how to do that.

Really?

You know how to make my wife happy?

No. I know how to repair TVs.

Sir, when she opened up the TV...

...then, from the FOG...

- FOG. - Fog. Smoke?

'Full of Gold'.

And by looking at it, our 'AFG'...

We were shocked.

[INAUDIBLE]

[INAUDIBLE]

- What did you say, sir? - Means...

...all this gold was inside the TV?

I swear.

And we're here to give it to you.

You keep it. And give us our 10% as a reward.

Yes.

If you don't get me an iphone, I'll go to my mother's house.

My daughter won't sit on your second-hand bike, as she suffers.

Buy a brand new car.

Look, Kumar, if you can't buy a bungalow...

...then send my daughter back.

My daughter will not stay in a one bedroom kitchen house.

Where are you lost, sir?

Nothing. I was making lists of my problems.

Sir, please solve our problems first.

Are you sure?

That you want to surrender the gold?

Yes.

- No sir, I don't need tea. - Hey, I mean...

...can we go out and have a word?

Come.

Let's go.

- Where are you taking me? - For tea, he said.

But I don't want to drink tea.

You won't get buttermilk here.

Walk straight.

What happened?

Oh, again.

[FOOTSTEPS]

[FOOTSTEPS]

Brother, please come back after 2 minutes.

Sit.

[CLEARING THROAT]

Please go.

What I'm saying is that...

[PHONE RINGING]

No, don't answer the phone.

It's my father.

He doesn't trust me at all.

He's constantly calling.

- So, switch it off. - No, it can't be done.

If I don't answer, he'll keep calling.

One minute.

Hello. I'm a bit busy. We can't talk right now. Ok, bye.

Yes.

What I'm saying is...

...that, for the sake of one egg...

...will you kill the hen itself?

Means?

How many biscuits are there?

250 biscuits weighing 100 grams each are contained here.

It means, the total value is 12 crore 50 lakhs.

12 crore 50 lakhs?

If you deposit it here, you'll get only 10%.

That is, only rupees 1.15 crore.

If we sell half of it to someone...

...we'll receive rupees 6 crores.

3 crores will be yours, and 3 crores mine.

6...

Kartik, no.

- 6. - Kartik.

Opportunities come rarely in life.

If you let this go, then...

...you and I will have to lead a middle class existence.

Three. Correct.

- [PHONE RINGING] - Oh God!

Get lost!

Who will we sell it to? Don't call dad.

- I have one contact. - Then let's go.

No, not now.

- We'll go tomorrow. - Tomorrow?

I can't keep the gold in my house for the entire night.

I don't want this mess.

So, no problem. I'll...

...keep it in my house.

You'll keep it?

One minute.

Can I trust you?

You'll never find an inspector as honest as me.

Write down my personal number.

- Keep it. Take my personal number. - Write it down.

Write it down. 9835709090.

We met Inspector Waghmare 5 minutes back.

How can you trust him in the first visit?

- Man... - I trusted you in the first visit.

Rano, when we trust someone...

...his responsibility increases.

After trusting Inspector Waghmare...

...we'll become rich either through the experience...

...or because of money.

You have a big penchant for mouthing dialogues!

What do you want to do with such money?

If we get enough money...

...then I have many dreams about what to do with it.

You do remember what to say, right?

I remember everything.

You keep forgetting that I was a topper in college.

- Dumb! - Hey, I remember...

...that I've to spend my life with you. Do you remember that?

Come on, let's talk inside.

I feel...

...that this is a 15 BHK bungalow.

And I want to go on a long drive in a Ferrari.

I'll take you for a long drive in every new car, baby.

Why did you stop?

There's danger ahead.

- What is it? - Danger.

Kartik.

Come inside. I was waiting for you only.

Where's the gold?

Who told him?

I didn't tell him.

I'm asking you! Can't you hear?

Where's the gold that was concealed in the TV?

I gave the gold...

...to the police.

What could I do?

I brought you to the customer.

They handed it to the police. So, what can I do?

Why did you steal the TV?

It's my profession, my business.

Really?

Then steal it from the police station.

If I go there, they'll kill me.

If you don't go, then I'll kill you!

Brothers...

...please go outside and do whatever you want. Someone might get hurt.

- We'll all die like this one day. - Jayla.

Was there a need for the TV?

Did you leave everything aside for the sake of serials?

We said no.

That we don't need a TV.

[INAUDIBLE VOICE]

[INAUDIBLE VOICE]

[GUNSHOT]

Kartik!

[SCREAMING]

He's gone.

Oh God!

If you allow, can we show it to...

If you want to do it...

[INAUDIBLE VOICE]

Please leave him alone.

There's one problem.

What?

There are 5 bullets in it...

...and 6 targets.

In that case, don't count me.

I don't belong to this family.

There's a name written in the bullet.

Can I leave?

Everyone will go.

There are only 5 bullets, so one of you...

...will have to be stabbed to death!

Speak!

Who's ready to die in comfort via a knife stab?

No, I'm allergic to knives.

Is it sharp?

Speak up fast!

Please speak softly.

If you speak louder, she'll get a heart attack.

Oh God!

Where's the gold?

Speak, Kartik!

- Speak up! - I'll tell you.

Please, I'll tell you.

The gold is with Waghmare...

...and we were going to divide it 50-50.

What are you doing? Just sit here.

If he fires it, we'll be dead in a moment.

Sorry.

Where's Waghmare?

That's the question.

Where is he?

[GROANING]

Madam is here.

Who's here to see me?

- Wagh... - Hey!

Keep lying down like that.

Don't try to look this way.

Else, you won't be here!

What do you want from me? Tell me.

There's gold here.

Hey, idiot! If you try to demand the wrong thing...

I mean, gold.

I have gold.

Yellow object... gold.

I don't give gold loans.

Gangabai, I don't want any gold loan.

I have gold, and want to sell it.

Madam, he's the inspector of 'Thesda' police station.

- Yes. - Tell me.

How much is it?

10 grams, 20 grams?

25 kg!

250 biscuits, each weighing 100 grams.

What's the price?

Approximately rupees 12.5 crore.

But you can pay me only 50%.

Ok.

I'll collect the gold tomorrow.

So, our deal is final.

50-50.

Done.

Listen.

If you change your mind, just see!

No.

And dear, don't bring the gold here.

The meeting will be at your place.

Why at my place?

Why?

Is she thinking about it?

She's gone.

She didn't answer my question.

She doesn't answer; she only asks questions.

28 missed calls?

Looks like he's more excited than me.

Hello.

Why weren't you answering? I was calling you since so long!

Yes, I saw your 28 missed calls.

But I was busy finalizing our deal.

Don't worry, the deal is finalized.

No, it's not finalized!

We don't want to finalize the deal. Please return our gold.

What?

The deal is done. I can't cancel it.

The meeting will be at your place.

- Give the gold and take your money. - Hello.

No.

We don't want any messup, sir.

Hello.

Gangabai won't listen to me, so why should I listen to you?

The deal is done.

The meeting will be at your place.

The deal is finalized. We won't get the gold back.

If I don't get the gold, then no one will survive.

Oh my mother!

Get up.

Get up, everyone.

Now...

Now one by one, everyone will die!

Not me.

- It's your turn now. - Oh God!

- Oh God! - Uncle.

One minute.

Lord Shiva consumed poison in order to save others.

But he...

Brother.

We can certainly kill him.

But we should also consider what to do with his dead body.

What's there to consider? We'll cremate his body.

I'll check the right time.

No, we can't take his body out of the house.

If our neighbors ask us who's dead, what answer will we give?

- Dad. - Hey, your father is still alive!

Dad!

You'll have to do something.

Do something.

Kartik, we should do one thing. No one will know...

...that we'll make the dead body disappear.

Yes.

Hold it.

No one will go anywhere.

No one will go anywhere.

No one will go out of this house till I get the gold.

Kartik.

Kartik, listen.

- We'll do one thing. - What?

Let's get an ice block.

We'll place the dead body on the ice.

Then it won't decompose or smell.

I understand. We won't get an ice block in the middle of the night.

Refrigerator.

We'll keep the dead body in your refrigerator.

In my refrigerator? No, not at all!

If I remove one thing, 3 other things will fall down.

The dead body will not fit in my refrigerator.

Then what should we do about the dead body?

Voting.

- Voting? - Yes.

Shambu uncle, we make decisions in our house through voting.

So?

So, decide now...

...whether to keep the dead body in the refrigerator, or to tell the truth.

- Police. - One minute.

No one will call the police. Keep your hands down.

Keep your hands down.

The dead body will be kept in the refrigerator.

One minute.

Everyone, keep your phones in this bag.

Yes. Put your phone here.

Your phone.

Hurry up.

My phone isn't charged. Is it ok?

Why do you all want to call the police?

Where will the dead body remain?

In the refrigerator.

Namrata, do one thing.

I'll empty the fridge. You cook.

Why should we remain hungry because of one dead body?

You're absolutely right, sister-in-law.

You just check whether the dead body will fit here or not.

Just look at the things.

It looks like 2 dead bodies will fit here.

Do you have to keep so many things in here?

Or is it your father's den?

Where should we keep all the things?

- Oh God! - What happened?

- Who brought so much cottage cheese? - Kartik.

He absolutely loves it.

We can't afford to eat coconut, and he wants cottage cheese!

Oh God!

The cottage cheese will turn bad if we keep it outside.

Finish it off quickly.

Come here.

Tell your Kartik to eat this.

My Kartik?

Brother!

This cold drink is yours.

If this cold drink gets into the gun...

...it won't work properly. That won't be fun.

So keep it aside.

Yes.

You want me to keep my gun aside so that you can pick it up, right?

I don't even know how to shoot.

Even I don't know how to shoot.

As soon as we get hold of it, we'll learn how to play with it.

Tell me what brand this gun is.

Hey!

What will you do by knowing its brand?

It scares the hell out of everyone when it fires.

Father!

Yes, TTPP.

TTPP?

You also eat some cottage cheese.

But...

...I can't eat it; I'll get diarrhea.

- Listen! - Seeing the gun, it'll come out anyway.

Wait a minute.

Keep quiet. It's a gun.

Where's the bathroom?

Too much pressure?

Go straight.

Turn right.

You'll find it there.

Hey!

I should go to the bathroom so that you can escape, right?

He's got the pressure, but is pressurising us!

Hari Om!

Where will we escape?

It's our house. And we...

It's not the right time to go out.

Yes.

And we like our house very much.

Life is more precious than a house, right?

You come with me.

But I don't want to pee.

You just stand there.

Really?

If I go to the bathroom and you escape...

...then I need to keep someone as hostage.

Take him with you.

He will guard you.

- Take him. - Please. - Go, go.

Jayla, your love for Vastu-Shastra... (science of architecture).

...will kill us one day!

Empty the fridge quickly. Else, this corpse will start to rot here.

- Come. - Yes, let's go.

Come here.

I kept shoes over here.

I didn't even know!

Give it to me.

Hey.

Namrata, come here.

I've been looking for this locker's key since 6 months.

I found it here.

Will anyone please tell me what to do with this dead body?

- Did you have cottage cheese? - I ate a whole box of it.

- You ate a kilo of cottage cheese? - Yes.

Anyway, it's nice.

Whenever I feel too bored to cook dinner...

...I can serve you plain cottage cheese.

- My Kartik will eat all of it. - Yes, your Kartik will eat all of it.

This lazy girl wants to become my daughter-in-law.

Will anyone please tell me what to do with this dead body?

- Yes, take it. - Okay.

"If cottage cheese hides..."

- Please spare us! - Oh!

Did you relieve 10 days of stuff in one day?

Does it take so much time?

It takes time to relieve.

- It goes as it comes. - Did he take my father inside?

Enough of your toilet talk. Now start the work quickly. - Okay, let's go.

Yes. Come.

Get off your seat and lift him up.

Lift him up.

Why does his stomach appear blown up?

Uncle, this is a dead body.

It is decomposing. Therefore, it's blown up.

It needs to be kept in the fridge now. Let's do it quickly.

Lift it up.

I had to cook food for myself before marriage.

After marriage, I have to cook for both of us.

Darling!

Let's have dinner.

Gonu, night's lunch got ready?

Darling, at night, it's called dinner.

- Not lunch. - It's kind of same.

What's for dinner?

Only khichdi.

Just plain khichdi?

I want to eat 'something mental'.

- 'Something mental'? - Yes.

'Something mental' food, which is available in five star hotels.

- Continental food! - Yes, it's the same.

Darling, have this just for now.

Let this deal get done tomorrow.

Then you'll have cocktails in 5 star hotels everyday...

...along with continental food.

Thank you.

Put his hand inside. Perfect.

He is set there.

- Done. - Close it.

Close it.

Yes.

- Perfect! - [CHANTS] Hari Om!

It got set properly.

I had told you not to press his head too hard.

- But I... - It has fallen!

Mummy, does a head ever fall?

What was that noise then? Let me check.

Let's check.

Box of cottage cheese!

Kartik!

I have some important work and need to go.

Oh God!

Even when I am beside you, you're staring at the ceiling!

My dreams of becoming a millionaire have been shattered.

Instead of that, dream about our happy marriage life.

When will you marry me? Come on, tell me!

Soon.

We've to get rid of Shambhu fast.

Wait a minute!

I'm talking about our marriage, and you...

Listen.

There's a dead body in the house...

...and a man has a gun with him...

...and you're thinking of marriage?

I got it.

We won't get any money now.

So there's no option but to run your medical shop.

And you'll marry a girl with M. Pharm. Or B. Pharm. Degrees, right?

Did I say anything like that?

You didn't say it, but I understood.

'A sweet tongue, but a hand ready to stab in the back!'

Do whatever you want with the corpse! I'm leaving!

Please go!

You were blabbering so much! Go now!

Please be quiet.

- Shall I sit? - Yes.

- Brother Mahesh... - Yes?

I've had a great lunch after such a long time.

- It has made me think of my wife. - Father has got nice company now.

Refreshment is coming before the meal!

But I didn't understand what vegetables were cooked.

We cleaned the fridge today.

So we collected all the leftover vegetables from the month.

Rather than throwing them away, we cooked a mixed vegetable dish...

...and added a lot of spices too so that no one noticed.

I am used to it.

If I eat outside food, my condition becomes like yours.

Shambhu, take a digestive pill.

You'll feel fresh in the morning.

Fresh?

- Do you think I'm a fool? - Fool?

I will stay awake the entire night.

- Got it? - Yes.

As you wish.

We will sleep by 10 o'clock.

Alright?

Light a mosquito coil.

I searched the entire house...

...but couldn't find its stand.

Did you look in the fridge?

Things have been piling up in the fridge since the past 6 months.

I know. I even found your leather shoes there...

...but couldn't find the mosquito coil stand.

What's the big issue then?

Shambu will remain awake the entire night.

He will hold the mosquito coil.

Really?

No issues then.

- Shambhu. - Yes?

Chant a prayer while holding the mosquito coil.

We'll be able to sleep.

My brother has good knowledge about this.

- Father. - Yes?

- Uncle. - Yes?

Once he's asleep...

Father, just let him fall asleep.

Then we all...

[WHISTLING]

Give me the mosquito coil.

Bringing.

Good night.

[SNORING]

[SNORING]

[ENGINE REVVING]

How are you?

- How do I look? - Exactly like before.

Same regal face, imperial mustache.

That killer smile!

What are you up to nowadays?

I run a massage parlour to hoodwink the govt. Authorities.

Other than that, I have many other illegal businesses.

- What about you? - Am waiting for you.

I got busy transforming my father's illegal business...

...into a corporate business.

You left after getting angry with me over a petty matter.

And left me too.

But my heart felt sure that you'd return.

But you didn't return.

I kept waiting for you to come.

- Why didn't you come? - Ego!

My ego stopped me.

But it's okay.

At last, you did think of me.

Ganga!

Tell me now what's in your heart.

Yes, that's what I've come to tell you.

I got a big deal.

But it's a little risky.

There's a meeting tomorrow.

Will you come?

Whenever you stand with me...

...things become much easier for me.

Will you come?

If it's for a deal, then I agree.

Atleast you remembered me.

Message me the time of the meeting.

I'll be there.

Babu!

I want to say something.

Thank you!

[HORN HONKS]

[DOORBELL CHIMES] [SNORING]

[SNORING]

[DOORBELL CHIMES]

Can't you hear the door bell?

- Did you hear it? - Twice.

Then at least open the door for once.

Go and open it.

[SNORING]

It's the milkman.

Take 2 litres of milk.

The milk pot is in the kitchen.

And don't make any noise.

Else, everyone will be disturbed in their sleep.

Keep the mosquitos at bay, collect the milk!

That's what was left for me to do!

Milk!

Tell the milkman that the milk is too light.

Milk!

He should give his buffaloes less water.

Milk!

Taking so long to open the door! Milk!

[KNOCK ON THE DOOR]

Give 2 litres of milk.

Don't mix too much water in the milk. Else, we'll stop buying it.

Who are you?

Shambhu.

First clear the 3 months' pending bill, then advise me.

Sir, I'm just a guest here.

Then behave like a guest.

Why are you behaving like the owner?

You are questioning me for adding water in the milk.

What shall I add instead of water? Cow piss?

That's the problem with the young generation!

They have the habit of gossiping and interfering!

They have so many complaints about everything!

Milk is thin!

You need to be thin!

If you stay like this, you'll get a heart attack! And...

And you look as if you haven't slept since ages.

It's alright.

But clear my pending dues quickly.

Forgive me, sir.

I forgive you. But don't forget to clear my dues.

Milk!

Did you get the milk?

- Yes. His dues since 3 months... - Leave it.

That beggar only keeps asking for money!

Make tea for us.

I should make tea?

Brother, we have a rule in this house.

Whoever wakes up first makes tea for everyone.

So the daughters-in-law of this family decided to get up late.

I hate making tea.

You know how to bore everyone.

Make the tea in your style.

But before you step into the kitchen...

...remove your slippers and keep the gun outside.

They aren't allowed inside. My uncle gets angry.

I need to go to the washroom.

I won't come there with you.

I'll leave the door ajar. You stand outside.

- Please hurry up. - Okay.

You go ahead; I'm coming.

- Okay. - Look at the gun.

Father!

He's calling you.

- Where? - To play chess.

He needs to talk about something important.

You are the sensible elder in this house.

So you'll have to go.

- Where? - There.

Hey!

Keep quiet!

Tell me quickly!

Come.

Into the bathroom?

Yes. Where do you do it?

I do it in the house, not in the bathroom.

- In the house? - Yes.

I want to do it in the bathroom itself. Come.

Really? Okay, let's go.

What are you doing?

- You said it. - Stand outside.

Yes.

Tell me quickly what you wanted to say.

No issues.

"We will find it somewhere."

What are you looking for?

I'm looking for my mobile.

We should inform Waghmare...

...about what's happening to us.

What if we just run away instead?

My father is being held at gunpoint.

Running away?

I told you that greed is evil, didn't I?

Greed for gold has entangled everyone in this mess.

Kartik!

Kartik!

- Kartik! Kartik! - Look.

- Kartik! - Father, what's happened to him?

- Father! - Kartik! - Listen.

Kartik!

What happened? Why are you shouting?

First, I closed the bathroom door.

- Doesn't he have a gun with him? - He has.

But a gun needs to be kept aside while one is washing.

As he kept his gun aside...

...I closed the door quickly.

[GUNSHOT]

What happened?

- Brother, I made a big mistake! - Next time I'll shoot you!

I want to talk to you. Come.

[CHANTS] Hari Om!

- Are we going outside? - Father!

No, I made a mistake! I won't utter a word!

- I won't speak. - Come.

- Father. - Yes?

When inspector Waghmare comes with the client...

...his focus will be on the meeting.

He will keep you at gunpoint.

But, as he loses his concentration...

...make him unconscious quickly.

What? Make him unconscious?

Didn't you hear what he said?

That, next time, I won't remain alive to make any mistake!

How much will you do at this age?

No, I'm talking about mistakes.

Have some courage.

Tilak!

[PHONE RINGING]

Phone! It's ringing!

Find the phone!

- [PHONE RINGING] - Where's the phone?

[PHONE RINGING]

You were looking for the mobile inside the house.

But I hung it by the window.

- He is smarter than us! - Yes, I have seen that.

I don't have any enmity with you all.

I'll leave as soon as I get my gold.

But we had got hold of the gold. Give us some share too.

It's gold for you; but, for me, it's my life.

If anyone tries to act smart, then...

♪ If destiny is not by your side... ♪

♪ ...why are you frighened? ♪

♪ You won't realize when destiny will shower nectar on you. ♪

♪ Well said, brother. ♪

♪ Oh traveller, this is not your house. ♪

♪ Oh traveller, this is not your house. ♪

♪ You are not aware of life. ♪

♪ You are not aware of life. ♪

♪ Your mind is filled up with greed and illusion. ♪

♪ But you achieve nothing. ♪

♪ Fortune is standing at your doorstep; open the door. ♪

♪ Many frauds happen in life. ♪

♪ Many frauds happen in life. ♪

♪ They keep blabbering. ♪

♪ Many frauds happen in life. ♪

♪ Many frauds happen in life. ♪

♪ Use it as much as you want. ♪

♪ Use it as much as you want. ♪

♪ So many cottage cheese preparations! ♪

♪ Find out about the thing, I am craving for. ♪

♪ Someone is awaiting. ♪

♪ Someone is losing patience. ♪

♪ Someone is praying. ♪

♪ In the film of righteousness, your role will shine. ♪

♪ Many frauds happen in life. ♪

Any updates on my gold?

Sir, the gold will arrive within an hour.

I'll come to you immediately with your gold.

♪ Go for it. ♪

♪ Many frauds happen in life. ♪

♪ Many frauds happen in life. ♪

♪ Many frauds happen in life. ♪

[ENGINE REVVING]

Look.

Take care of it.

I am going inside only with this one piece of gold.

Once the deal is finalized...

...I'll come to take this briefcase.

- Till then, sit here with it. - Okay.

"How did we get entrapped?"

[CHANTS] Hari Om!

Let's go.

Yes, yes.

Sir, come.

- Let me close it quickly. - Okay.

Closing it.

Come.

Listen.

Show only this first in the meeting.

If they ask about the rest...

...tell them that it's inside the house.

Who is he?

Don't know.

Who has come instead of an inspector?

Where's the rest of the gold?

Outside, in the jeep.

He's an inspector.

You don't realize because he isn't wearing any clothes.

Hey, he is wearing clothes!

Does he appear naked to you?

Understood?

I mean, he's not in uniform.

Until they show us...

...we won't show them.

Until they show us the cash...

...we won't show them the gold. Okay?

Alright?

- Understood? - Yes, alright.

Let's go.

[DOORBELL CHIMES]

Come inside.

Come.

- Come. - Where's he?

How come he's here?

Who is he?

My partner!

Babu Bambani!

She's so beautiful, and look at her partner!

I've seen him somewhere.

He's the one from whom we had bought the TV.

He's the owner of that shop in the thief market.

He was eating 'panipuri' outside your restaurant.

- He's the one. - Yes.

Is there gold in this?

Mummy!

They're not here for my marriage, but for gold. Come here now.

Shut up! They're here for the first time.

Even beggers don't go empty handed from our house.

- We even feed street dogs. - And you... - Go from here!

- Hey. - Bring the leftover food.

Everyone will eat. You go now.

Sir, have this food.

Listen.

Tell your family members to remain quiet inside.

None of your family members should come outside their rooms.

Right.

Shall we finalize the deal?

Yes, I was also about to say that.

Perfect!

This is pure 24 carat gold.

What about the rest of the gold?

I don't want any messup.

Don't worry, I'm giving you gurantee for the gold.

What about your guarantee?

Where's the rest of it?

Money?

'[CHANTS] Hari Om!'

We are screwed!

What did you say?

Gold?

I will bring it right now.

Where's he going?

The deal is done!

Do you want to go?

Yes.

Hey, half-brain!

Where's your father?

He has left.

May God grant peace to his soul.

He has gone to our chemist's shop.

Okay.

Doesn't he come home at night?

It's very late now.

We generally have 24 hour day-night shifts.

Hey, half-brain.

He's your father's duplicate.

- He looks exactly like him. - Yes, the same.

Father, when did you come?

That monster didn't let me go today.

Hey, half-brain.

In the school in which you studied...

- ...I was the... - You were a peon, then the principal...

...and even used to ring the bell!

I'm aware of that.

Why should you be bothered about my father's whereabouts?

Don't you want to go?

- Yes. - Go straight.

Hey, come here.

When he comes out from the bathroom...

...hand him a napkin.

Hand him a napkin when he comes out.

Okay.

- Son, he wants to say something. - What?

What's going on?

Babu wanted to use the washroom, so what could I do?

- That's true. - Hey.

Why did you finalize the deal?

I was just acting.

I am just acting for this deal.

- Great! - Hey.

Father.

But...

...it's really important that you keep quiet. Got it?

Thank you!

One doesn't get such quick service even in five star hotels.

I really appreciate it.

Can I get some water?

- Wasn't it inside? - To drink.

Okay. Come.

Come.

[RANO SCREAMS]

Jagan!

Do you know him?

Know him?

He was the best employee of my company.

Who killed him?

Where's everyone disappeared?

Who killed him?

Hey.

Who is he?

Who killed him?

Tell him who killed that man!

I wasn't even aware of this! Who's he?

Okay, I don't have to disclose who killed him. Understand? - No.

- We won't tell. - Okay.

- You killed him, right? - Babu!

No, Babu! No violence today!

- No! - Ganga, no!

Don't stop me today!

For me, my employees are above everything else.

Because of them, my company has become A-listed.

Rascal!

- You killed Jagan. - No, I didn't kill him!

Tell him.

I am an inspector.

Inspectors like you kill big people in encounters.

You will die today!

Where are you fleeing?

- You will be dead! - No, no.

Don't kill me!

- Waghmare! - I didn't kill him.

If it wasn't you, then who killed Jagan?

- Speak! - Else, I'll slit your tongue! - Hey!

Who is he?

Get lost.

Who are you?

He killed your favourite employee.

He killed him.

Listen, Babu: I'm not interested in this violence.

Your man stole my TV with gold concealed in it.

- This was his business. - Hey.

Where's the gold?

Don't act smart!

My latest gun outpowers your antique knife!

[GUNSHOT]

Babu!

It's absolute chaos here.

It's better for us to leave this place quickly.

- Let's go. - Wait a minute.

What's he doing now?

Go.

Hey, move aside.

He has gone.

Is he dead?

- Kartik, please check him. - Yes.

No need to check.

He got shot.

What's there to check?

Even he's dead!

Shall we keep his corpse too in the fridge...

- No, call the police. - Yes, yes.

Don't call the police.

What will the police say?

He was a policeman himself.

We'll rot in jail our entire lives.

Don't speak such negative things.

- Ask what to do now. - I say we should get rid of him.

Please make your husband understand.

Why did you go to the terrace to install the dish antenna?

The fan fell on him and he died.

[CHANTS] Hari Om!

I told you not to follow 'Vastu Shashtra...'

...as it would create a mess.

See what's happened now!

Thank God the fan didn't fall on us!

Else, anyone of us might have died!

Now think about what to do with this corpse.

Leave your necklace and lift him!

And where shall I put him?

Put him into a fire pit.

This is a corpse! Lift it up!

Lift it and carry it to the kitchen.

Why did you bring him here?

Now it's his turn to stay in the fridge.

- He? - Yes.

[GASPS]

- Brother... - Yes?

Is he alive or dead?

He's breathing, but I've no idea till when it will continue.

Today, our star signs are not in our favour.

Hey, leave this aside now!

[CHANTS] Hari Om!

He is now set in the fridge.

You were a topper in college, right?

That too, first class first? Never forget that...

- ...there's a corpse in the fridge. - Yes.

Let me lock the fridge.

- Take this. - Problem solved.

Don't open the fridge at all.

Okay.

Who's she?

Didn't you close the door?

No.

Who are you?

Where's my husband?

Where's my husband?

Many people have gathered here today.

So who's your husband?

Inspector Waghmare!

Run!

- Open it! - Hand me the key!

Hand me the key!

- Hurry up! - Take this.

Open it!

He's inside the fridge.

Open it!

How did he land inside there?

Bring him out!

[INDISTINCT]

Mother Fresh!

Mother Fresh?

'Ma' (mother) 'Taji' (fresh)!

He's my husband!

Father!

- What are you doing? - Giving him mouth-to-mouth breathing.

Keep quiet.

His wife is here.

Madam, please save your husband.

You give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

It'd be nice if he recovers.

What's this?

You got shot by Shambhu.

Mother Fresh! 'Ma' (mother) 'Taji' (fresh)!

Why didn't you take him to the hospital?

We thought he was dead as he got hit by a bullet in his chest.

Oh no!

No.

It just touched and passed away.

I got unconscious due to its shock.

Please take me to the hospital.

Take me to the hospital.

- Quick, quick! - Quick, quick.

It's paining because you're still talking.

- Kartik... - Yes?

- I'll take him to the hospital. - Alright.

Slowly, slowly.

Slowly.

Whose voice is it?

Shambu's voice.

Is he alive?

We made him sit on the swing.

Didn't you tie him up?

Why was it necessary to tie him up?

There's a bag of gold inside. Can't you understand?

- Come. - Yes, let's go.

Be quick. Let's go.

Search for him in the house.

He's not there at the balcony.

He has gone.

He isn't there in the bedroom too.

He has gone for sure.

He disappeared for sure.

Now keep crying.

Where has Shambhu gone?

To hell with Shambhu!

Where's the bag of gold?

[CICADA CHIRPING]

- Sir. - Yes?

Great!

I know that you are loyal.

But your loyalty overpasses that of a dog too.

Sir, shall I leave now?

- Where do you want to go? - Home.

You can't go home.

You should go up.

Why?

What if your loyalty backstabs me?

I've been in this business for 25 years.

What if you expose me?

I have just proved my loyalty.

I brought all your gold as you had instructed me.

Want to go?

Go.

Go.

[GASPS]

Why should only we prove our loyalty, and not you?

You don't care about anyone's life, but I do care about mine.

[SOBBING]

Why did you hand me a pistol?

A sin got registered in my deeds book.

Keep your gun with you.

Darling!

I couldn't give you an iPhone.

Sorry!

'Mental not!'

Don't say 'mental not', but 'mention not'.

Same to same.

By 'Ma' (mother) 'Taji' (fresh)'s grace, you were 'saved'.

That's 'plenty' for me.

Will you listen to me?

Don't mess with English.

Don't make fun of me.

What happened?

An accident happened.

Sir.

- Sir. - What's inside this?

It was on the street.

I don't know who kept it there, and why.

Gold!

Rather than keeping it with yourself...

...you've come here to surrender it.

You shouldn't have done this.

Let's talk over a cup of tea.

No, sir. I'm an honest person.

You can do whatever you want with it.

I even don't want the 10% reward for it.

Son Kartik.

Inspector Waghmare is okay now in the hospital.

No need to worry anymore.

Tell me, what happened here?

Even we got saved here.

[CHANTS] Hari Om!

Brother, we've been saved from misfortune.

Thank God, it's gone.

Tomorrow, let's sprinkle holy water in the house...

Later, we'll hold a prayer ceremony here.

[CHANTS] Hari Om!

This TV was entirely responsible...

...for all the problems we had to face.

- True! - Right.

This TV is responsible for all this mess. It should be thrown away.

What are you doing?

This TV is responsible for all this mess.

Father is right.

I will throw it away, so it will end with this.

My belief in astrology is over now.

As per star signs, we were supposed to get a lot of money today.

Leave it.

We are all destined for only one thing.

- CNG! - CNG?

Working like hell in our chemist's shop.

What to do with this remote without a TV?

Don't want any memories of this TV. Give it to me.

[INDISTINCT]

Uncle!

Your prediction about the star signs is correct.

Look!

♪ Sonu! Sonu! ♪

♪ Sonu! Sonu! ♪

♪ Sonu! Sonu! ♪

♪ Sonu! Sonu! ♪

Hold on. Where are you going?

I am coming.

♪ Sonu! Sonu! ♪

♪ Sonu! Sonu! ♪

♪ Sonu won't be caught. ♪ ♪ He will slip from your hands. ♪

♪ Let's see who takes it in the end. ♪

♪ Sonu won't be caught. ♪ ♪ He will slip from your hands. ♪

♪ Let's see who takes it in the end. ♪

♪ My brother, events will keep occuring. ♪

♪ Dance if you gain something, or else sit quietly. ♪

♪ Sonu! Sonu! ♪

♪ Sonu, don't you have faith in me? ♪

♪ Sonu, don't you have trust in me? ♪

♪ Sonu, don't you have trust in me? ♪

♪ Sonu, don't you have trust in me? ♪

♪ Sonu! Sonu! ♪

♪ Sonu! Sonu! ♪

♪ You sparkle like stars. ♪

♪ Every heart beats for you. ♪

♪ Despite spreading a red carpet, you keep dazzling. ♪

♪ Every heart beats for you. ♪

♪ You dwell in everyone's eyes. ♪

♪ I will make you a necklace, don't shy away. ♪

♪ I will also make for myself a gold wristband. ♪

♪ Dance if you gain something, or else sit quietly. ♪

♪ Sonu! Sonu! ♪

♪ Sonu! Sonu! ♪

♪ Sonu! Sonu! ♪

♪ Sonu! Sonu! ♪

♪ Sonu! Sonu! ♪

♪ Sonu! Sonu! ♪

♪ Sonu! Sonu! ♪

♪ Sonu, don't you have faith in me? ♪

♪ Sonu, don't you have faith in me? ♪

♪ Sonu, don't you have faith in me? ♪

♪ Sonu, don't you have faith in me? ♪

♪ Sonu, don't you have faith in me? ♪

♪ Sonu, don't you have faith in me? ♪

♪ Sonu! Sonu! ♪