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Rabbi Nachman of Breslau says, "There is no despair in the worl

The last time we saw Eli's signa

was three years ago in Thailand.

There's a good chance he's dead and they haven't found the body.

Stupid.

I'm asking for forgiveness.

But the world is full of disaste

How awful!

- You have chance to fix it. - How?

So how is there no despair?

Every time I succeed at somethin it pains you.

- What's your success, killing a p - I didn't kill him!

Because you should be happy about the news|

Where's Eli? -I found someone who was traveling with him.

He's the last one to see him ali That's the address.

Not because the news is happy|

- What, honey? - I'm looking for this guy.

He's gone.

Dead.

Find happiness in the sense of making peace.

Acceptance.

I'm pregnant, I found out today.

I'm on parole starting Sunday mo

I want you to come get me at 12:

I need something on Albert.

To put the squeeze on him?

Like a lemon.

Even if it is good news|

The accountant runs it.

We need to get to his computer.

And, also, if it's bad|

Remind her who she's talking to.

Do what he says!

Don't touch her. I'll kill him!

|and remember that God is watchi

Guy's working with the Russians,

but he's deceiving them.

If Katy finds out, she'll take care of him for you.

So says Rabbi Nachman.

And I believe that problems that people have created,

will be solved by other people.

Alexei was born in Yakutsk, Sibe

Once in a generation someone like Alexei is born.

He was a self-made man thanks to the Mongolian method.

No one dared mess with him, because when they did,

he wouldn't kill just the charla

but the whole village.

They say, one day, there was som stupid enough to mess with him.

So, he went to his house with his sons,

and killed them all:

little children, teens, parents, everybody,

but all of a sudden, they heard breathing in one of the closets.

There was a girl.

She jumped on him with a knife and cut off half his ear.

His son came to shoot her.

He stopped him.

He said, "No, she's coming with

And he took her with him to Moscow as his whore,

and it's with this whore that he fell in love.

He loved her so much that he forgot what he'd done to

but she never forgot.

What kind of soup is that?

Shank. Tasty?

Excellent.

I've never eaten such unique mea

You should thank Alexander.

- My son? - Yes, he took part in it.

I didn't know he could cook.

He can't. He's an egotist and a piece of s

But he gave his shank.

We used it in the soup.

Bon Appetite.

I don't get it.

And that's Sergei's liver, what you're eating now.

Are you joking, Katia?

No.

Ever since you murdered my famil I've stopped joking.

It's weird you haven't noticed.

Does it sound real to you, this

It's real.

Can you arrange a meeting?

I know someone that can get you inside,

but I don't know anybody that ca help you if things get complicat

Candy, baby, time is money, yalla.

Come on. -Well, tell her Lizzie Malka wants a meeting,

that I have information which should interest her greatl

- and a business offer. - Candy, come on.

You were right.

I should have killed Guy a long It was a mistake.

I'll fix it.

I'm coming with you.

You heard what she said.

That's exactly why.

Israeli Police, Central Tel Aviv

I met your ex-wife at the synago She looked good.

She told me a joke.

- How can you kill a Mashadi? - How?

Throw his wallet out the window.

Okay, it depends on which window

If he jumps out the window in my mother's room, he barely breaks

But if he jumps out of your towe he's already dead in the air.

How high is it, 15 floors?

Thirty,

but it's not a building for Mash

it's a building for people who l

I heard you gave up the diamond.

What happened?

You shouldn't make people jealou It's bad luck.

Not because the mayor committed suicide.

Ya'akov is dead, Simantov.

You have no one to pick on, so you pick on me?

All right, Dori, we'll let you g

but there's just one little thin I don't understand.

Look, I know that you don't work

So where did all the money to erect a building come from?

Still, 30 floors without a diamo

I do work.

Doing what, if I may?

I'm a ho.

Okay.

Why don't you pay taxes?

I'll tell you why.

A one-time source of income with no future potential

doesn't count as a fixed income.

You know, Dori,

whoever tries to light a fire...

might get smoke in their eyes.

You're checking the hoof but there's no horse in the stab

You're right, there's no horse in the stable.

But there's a mare. Her name is Tzipi.

What does my sister have to do with it?

If you really knew the Mashadis, you'd know we have smarts and pa

And Zipi the mare will have a to in the stable after all she's do

My sister didn't murder anyone, and you know it,

and the easiest thing is to fram as she's retarded, dumb and path

For all I care, put her in priso Charge her with whatever you wan

murder, rape, anything. I'll rel from every single place. "Murder

Next time you have something against me,

bring a warrant from a judge and arrest me, okay?

Nina, you can't go home for the weekend.

It's okay. My mom doesn't want me home anyway.

That's too bad, because on Sunday you go on leav

What? Leave? Why?

Yes, for a week,

and then IDF Officers' School.

- Damari, you recommended me? - Yes.

What? -No...

- I thought that... - How could I not?

I know you had all sorts of stuf going on before the army,

and I've known you long enough and know what you're capable of.

How did you do that?

Let's just say the military assi came over for a barbecue on Satu

and he heard firsthand how amazing you are.

I owe you big time.

With your family, I don't want debts and I don't..

But for God's sake, don't let me I bet all my chips on you.

You won't be sorry.

Damari, I was looking for you, but I'll come another time.

Yes, come later, once I've gone.

Wear something instead of this t You're not in Eilat here.

Relax, okay?

Try these on and show me.

What's the problem?

- He's just a man who didn't do an - No, it's not just any man.

He's an accountant who has been working with Albert for many yea

which means he's an asshole too.

Yes, but he's innocent.

And I'm going to seduce him, che steal information from his compu

To get information about Albert and save your son.

That's how it works, honey.

You know what? It's really not for you.

I'll do it.

You'll seduce him?

It's from when Ya'akov liked red

It's a perv magnet.

Forget it, Dori, I'll do it.

No, you're good at other things.

- I'll manage. - Yes?

Then show me, show me how to seduce men.

- Enough, Dori. - Show me.

Hi, my name is Na'ama. Nice to meet you.

"Hi, my name is Na'ama." What do I care about your name?

I want to fuck you. What do I care about your name?

Dori, leave me alone. I know how to seduce.

I seduced your son very well.

But today you're not a 19-year-o chiquita who says "hi" and it's

Today you need to work it!

- Nobody wants a traffic cop. - What does that have to do with

I want to invite you to my house

but I'm afraid you'll say I sexually harassed you.

So don't invite me.

So how will you know where Albert's money is going?

Now listen to me carefully.

A man sees a woman in distress, he's got to save her right away.

It's instinct. From the time we were apes.

You have to be vulnerable and se

And it has to go together,

not vulnerable and ugly and not sexy and butch. No.

Now look.

Do you have a light?

You can't smoke in here.

No man would answer me like that when I cry and ask for a light!

So bring someone else to act instead of me.

Do you have a light?

Hey, I'm Mimi, a friend of Eli's

I have something to tell to you about Eli.

Eli's alive.

Eli's alive?

He just thought it best that you believe he's dead.

I wouldn't have come here, but a you were in our apartment and...

I realized I couldn't hide it fr I would have felt really bad

and I'm currently ridding myself of negative emotions, so...

Wait, wait. Sit down for a momen

Explain to me why he doesn't want to see his mothe

What, you don't know?

You don't know that his dad used to beat him up?

Really, I got beat up, too. So w

And that he would make him look at men's penises, old men's.

Did they do that to you, too?

Well, okay, now Yehuda is dead.

- And his mother misses him so muc - No, he doesn't want to see anyo

Can I go talk to him myself?

What good would that do?

He always loved me more than anyone.

Do you like Gondi?

No, I won't eat your lunch.

No, are you joking? You know my mother.

She always makes enough for ten people.

No kidding.

What, does she know I'm here?

Sure, Tzipi. Of course. Everybody knows.

Here, eat.

What? No good?

No, it's delicious. It just...

reminds me of home.

Your sister makes Gondi, too, doesn't she?

Yes.

She won't give you any?

She's mad at me.

Okay, but is that a reason not to come visit?

I don't know, Simantov, I don't know what Dori's thinkin

Maybe Tzipi has to learn a lesso in this world. -Who doesn't?

Although it's difficult, it's difficult to accept that...

The righteous suffer and the wicked prosper.

We don't have to accept it, Tzip That's what I'm here for.

For the righteous ones.

And I wouldn't want to see a righteous woman such as you,

after everything you've done for the neighborhood, go to jail

I swear to you, Simantov,

I didn't kill him. I swear to yo

- Simantov, I didn't kill him. - Look, Tzipi,

if all the wicked in the land would live in one place,

marry each other, work for each other, everything,

and the righteous... were elsewh

you could do with fewer cops.

The problem is, how do you say? It's all crisscrossed,

interwoven.

Dori hurt a lot of people.

Maybe she's got a lesson to lear

Believe me.

Simantov, I do understand you.

You want, for once, to solve a big investigation,

so they won't say you're just a

I'm not ratting out my sister.

No matter how annoying Dori is, I love her more than anything.

You're too good, Tzipi.

The worst thing is being a snitch and you know it.

My sister is retarded, dumb and pathetic.

For all I care, put her in priso Charge her with whatever you wan

murder, rape, anything. She's a murderer!

The main thing is that you love More than anything.

Thank you.

- Excuse me, are you new here? - Yes.

What's your name?

Ossie.

Ossie. You know how I know you're new here, Ossie?

I've been coming here daily for finishing work and coming for a

and everyone here, from Zachi to the dishwasher to Nissim the

everybody knows how I like my co

- and today it's different. - Okay, how is it different?

It doesn't have an umbrella and there are no peanuts next to

Cool, I'll get you some.

It's okay to make a mistake, Oss if you don't repeat it.

Wow, peanuts sound great. Bring me some, too, hun.

What, Shiran, huh?

Because you're a whore, you're a whore.

"Go have fun"? I don't know anybody here.

What do you want me to do?

Walk up to a person and say, "Hello, want to go out with me?

"I'm divorced with a six-year-ol and my husband left me.

"I'm looking for a man because there are no men in Kiryat Shmon

Do you have a problem?

Okay, well, go to hell, Shiran, you and your advice.

Want a poster?

What, are you a mute?

You have great proportions.

I've heard, "You're a carrot. You're good for my eyes."

I've heard, "Can I use your phon I want to notify my parents

"that I've met my future wife,"

Proportions I haven't heard.

That's how you measure beauty.

Have you heard of the golden rat

What have I heard about gold? I love it.

No, do you want me to explain it to you?

Yes, explain whatever you want.

It's like this.

If the ratio of the sum of the n divided by the larger number

is equal to the ratio of the lar number divided by the smaller.

Ratio is defined as an equation

so that A plus B divided by A eq

Turns out every side of the equation equals 1.618.

That number is considered the divine proportion.

I think you're living proof of t

Wow, wow, is that how all men in Tel Aviv

Cheers.

Cheers.

- For you, vodka tonic. - Thank you very much.

I'm sorry, but I have to ask you where did you do it?

No, I don't sew my clothes. I buy them.

No, not the dress, everything.

I'm the real deal, baby.

Hey, hey, good evening.

And now, ladies and gentlemen,

please welcome the real queen of this evening,

after me, of course.

She's incredible, she's gorgeous

put your hands together for Elia

It's my lullaby.

What a beautiful song.

My dad used to sing it to me and put me to sleep with it.

And his voice was...

Nice to meet you. I'm Dori, Eli's... ya's aunt.

Eli's dad forced her to go to soccer practice,

when she was a child and she didn't want to,

so she'd run to me.

And I'd teach her to sing instea

Because we both knew she probabl wouldn|t be a footballer,

but she might be a singer.

And that's the song I taught her

No, she was framed.

Why would someone want to frame

Because they wanted to put us at odds with...

Well, long story, whatever.

In short, she didn't murder anyo

She's always been stupid.

You know we spent six months looking for you?

- I wouldn't have recognized you l - Right?

- But I'm beautiful, right? - Absolutely.

But your mother thinks you're de

I really am dead.

Eli...

El|

Eliya|

You're like that all the time or just for the show?

- No, I'm a woman all the time. - But you have a penis, don't you

Ouch|

Isn't it a shame? Still, it's a

I showered you. That was an excellent penis.

What, Auntie, why did you come?

You have to forgive her.

Your mother loves you so much. You can't imagine.

Seeing her like that, it's cruel

I forgave her a long time ago, D

So, let's go visit her in prison

Then we'll go have lunch,

paint your nails red as mine, have a fun day out.

Dori, look at me.

When I told them I was gay, they kicked me out of the house.

What do you think will happen no

Gay is bad enough, but if I come to her like this,

she'll die of depression two days later in prison.

At least now she remembers the son she loved so much.

It's nice here, isn't it?

Totally. Like a spa.

Only without the water.

And with dead animals.

Restored.

This is my first eagle.

I hunted it with my dad.

He taught me the restoration wor

The surprises just keep on comin

The whole concept...

And what's that, with the teeth?

It's an archaeopteryx,

an ancient bird.

They say it could kill you with one look.

You're like Antiochusic, too.

You kill with a look.

I'm enjoying your proportions.

- You probably say that to every g - Not at all.

I've been looking for someone like you for a long

Say, why don't you spoil me a li

With nuts or something? I want a snack.

Sure.

I have the munchies.

Whatever you want, sure.

I'm bringing you organic nuts.

They don't look as nice, but they're much, much healthier

Great.

Your body needs only healthy foo

Great, baby, just have a good se Bring a little bit of everything

What are you doing?

I'm a little dizzy.

I put something in your cocktail

Good night.

"Naama: I|m at his house. The computer doesn|t recognise the U

Shut and lock it.

What is this? Why didn't you wait for me?

How could I wait for you? I'm in love.

She's incredible, fell into my h like a wounded bird.

She's a nymph, eh?

Queen of the Nymphs.

What is this? Someone's looking for her.

Yes, she was also wearing a red-haired wig.

She tried to use her USB drive

to steal information from me.

- What does she want with you? - I don't know.

But she couldn't get it.

Listen.

He's looking for her. It's going to be a mess.

Bullshit. I'll answer him better than she does. Give it.

It's all right.

It's all great.

I have the USB drive. Super-duper.

I want to die.

What's wrong, Nitzani?

Orian wants a soufflé for dessert at the wedding.

And what's wrong with that?

"Naama: All is good and well. I have the USB drive, excellent!

What do you mean? It's just chocolate.

It sucks, you have it in every c

And what dessert do you want?

I want Brûlée.

It's French, it's delicate. There's a thin layer of caramel.

You tap it with a spoon, Bang! Vanilla cream. Way better.

It's very good. that he wants a soufflé.

Why?

Because the wedding is Brûlée, but life afterwards is a soufflé

He'll love you even when you won have the strength to be a Brûlée

- You think? - I'm sure.

Go over there.

Hello, yes?

A friend of mine, Na'ama, is here. Can|

Can you call her?

She just left.

- Where to? - She didn't say.

Can I come in?

Sure.

You don't have to be angry. She'll be up in a few hours

and she'll be just fine. Why are you doing this?

Wait. I want to understand. You take girls,

give them a date rape drug,

film them and upload it to the Internet?

Yes, but you're describing it inaccurately.

I'm describing it inaccurately?

Yes, it's not for the rape.

- It's for the art. - It's avant-garde, okay?

We're not bad people. We're artists, we're...

Do you know how hard it is to find someone suitable?

We can't start using prostitutes

- No, our audience is very sensiti - Is that what you want?

Once you find a nymph, you hunt her.

But really, it's not a big deal, it's...

- We can forget everything. - That's right.

- What? What are you doing? - Calling the police.

- No. Don't call. - Bad idea, man.

- Man. -No need to. - No. -Why?

You have a client named Albert Ben Sira. Right? -Yes.

Tell me where he's transferring his money and I'll think about i

- Come on, tell him, come on. - Say it. -Tell him.

- You're not telling. - Beit Tikva.

- Beit Tikva? What's he got there? - What's he got there?

- What's he got there? - I don't know.

Tell him already, tell him alrea

I don't know. -Tell him already. What's he got in Beit Tikva?

- So we can go. - He's got a brother!

- Brother. - Brother, yes.

Brother.

Shimi.

Where are we?

At home.

We found someone very dear to Albert.

We can put the squeeze on him.

Like a lemon?

Like a lemon.

Did you make eyes at me at Mango

Yes, I did.

Russia

I wonder what happened to her ey

Have you seen Pirates of the Caribbean?

How was the flight?

Excuse me?

Oh, you don't speak Russian?

I wish.

I'm nauseous.

- This is the way to the hotel? - We canceled your hotel.

- It wasn't good enough? - No, no, it's a great hotel.

But you'll be Katya's guests.

It's nice. I hope we won't disturb her.

You won't.

Does she know we have a flight back?

She knows everything.

Not yet. We will tell her and then she will know everythin

They stole her drugs.

She takes a plane, comes all thi to her and isn't even scared.

There's free cheese only in a mousetrap.

It's just a shame about the blon

You do realize that if Katya fin you have a crush on her, you're

I think we have a problem.

All my life, I said, "Okay,

"That's Dori. You can't change Dori."

She got me and Yehuda arguing, I said, "Okay".

Left me alone with Mom, I said nothing,

She lied about the inheritance, "You deserve a third of the apar

I said to her, "Why a third?" She said I have a debt to pay.

What debt?

I kept my head down, ignored the stench, but enough is enough

Saying that I'm a murderer?

Saying she doesn't care if I rot in prison?

Enough. The party's over.

How long can I ignore the stench

Hands up?

Let me give you some advice.

If you live in glass houses,

don't throw stones at your siste

Down.

Do you have a sister?

Hey, Marwan, what's up?

Can you pick me up?

All right, bye.

What are you doing here?

Do you want me to go back?

Wait, they let you go?

Yes, the police believe me, not like you.

It's a good thing you came here

Sit down, Tzipi, I want to talk to you.

About what? Your regrets?

I forgive you.

You forgive me?

What do you forgive me for? The mess in the neighborhood?

You had a plumbing problem.

Anger is sadness that clogs.

You were angry at the Africans because you were grieving for El

He told me not to tell you, but you're my sister.

I can't lie to you.

Who told you not to tell me what

Eli told me not to tell you.

Eli is dead.

- Eli is alive. - Eli is dead.

- Eli is alive. - Dead!

Stop, Dori, stop, Dori, stop.

Stop, stop, no.

I don't understand what you're s I don't understand...

I don't understand what you're telling me, Dori.

I met him today and I talked to

Her| Him.

He's alive?

Dori says Eli's alive|

- He's alive. - Dori, is he really alive?

No, Dori, is he really alive? Dori, swear to me.

- He's alive. Not dead. - So where is he?

Dori, don't drive me crazy. I'm already on pigeon spikes!

He doesn't want to meet you.

Why? I know he's gay.

Drink a little more arak.

Dori, is he alive?

- My Eli is alive. - Don't worry, we'll calm him dow

he'll forgive everything and com and everything will be okay. -Ye

Good thing you have a sister with brains.

And we'll get him an apartment in the tower.

You know why the mayor killed himself?

Because stupid Friedman gave Guy Fransis the tape we made,

and he went and blackmailed the mayor with it,

and he's too gentle, couldn't ta

- Dori! - But I took care of everything.

I got the documents for the towers signed.

- I have a parrot. - You'll be taken care of.

- What? - I have a parrot. Parrot.

- Parrot? - Parrot. Parrot.

Where's the parrot?

The asshole's parrot. Parrot, pa

You're stupid.

Are you sure you understood?

Yes.

I swear to you, if we get away with it alive,

I'm moving to the village. and baking pitas all day long.

I don't want this shit anymore.

Why would you move to the villag

Because I'm pregnant with Hamudi's baby.

Here's tonight's entertainment.