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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,690 --> 00:00:06,810 Don't wake up, Daddy. 2 00:00:08,070 --> 00:00:09,310 Don't wake up, Daddy. 3 00:00:10,370 --> 00:00:11,690 Don't wake up, Daddy. 4 00:00:12,030 --> 00:00:13,070 Did we wake you? 5 00:00:14,090 --> 00:00:15,750 Was Michelle Pfeiffer just touching me? 6 00:00:15,970 --> 00:00:19,070 Uh -huh. Was Nipsey Russell sitting in a barcalon just singing to my 7 00:00:19,070 --> 00:00:20,070 grandfather? Yes, he was. 8 00:00:20,330 --> 00:00:21,730 I thought I was dreaming. 9 00:00:22,610 --> 00:00:24,250 What time is it? It's tomorrow. 10 00:00:24,550 --> 00:00:27,830 Are you kidding me? Did I sleep the whole night on the couch? Uh -huh. Oh, 11 00:00:27,830 --> 00:00:31,470 sweetie, I'm sorry. I must have got all caught up in the editing here. That's 12 00:00:31,470 --> 00:00:33,550 okay. Actually, I slept like a log. Oh, boy. 13 00:00:33,890 --> 00:00:34,890 You know what? 14 00:00:35,050 --> 00:00:38,270 Me too. This couch, I gotta say, surprisingly embracing. 15 00:00:38,730 --> 00:00:40,150 Well, you should try the bed without you. 16 00:00:41,410 --> 00:00:45,050 I'll have to do that. Seriously, it was like being in a palace. You could roll 17 00:00:45,050 --> 00:00:49,570 all around, sleep diagonally, no big lumpy guy there next to you. Not you. 18 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:53,730 All right. Listen, here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna make us all an 19 00:00:53,730 --> 00:00:57,670 elaborate and wonderful breakfast. Some eggs, bacon, and a lovely stack of 20 00:00:57,670 --> 00:00:58,670 toast. Yippee! 21 00:01:01,230 --> 00:01:04,310 I'm Peppy. All right, I'm Peppy, too, but I'm not... Peppy and Peppy and 22 00:01:04,310 --> 00:01:07,130 bursting with love. What is that? It's from The Odd Couple. Tony Randall sang 23 00:01:07,130 --> 00:01:09,170 it. All right, but there's no reason to, you know, you can just keep... Because 24 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:10,170 I am. 25 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:12,910 What? Peppy and Peppy and bursting with love. 26 00:01:13,370 --> 00:01:14,370 Hey, 27 00:01:18,410 --> 00:01:20,090 boss, here's those tennis balls you were looking for. 28 00:01:20,550 --> 00:01:22,770 Why, Marvin, what happened to your nose? 29 00:01:23,030 --> 00:01:24,290 It always looks like that. 30 00:01:25,030 --> 00:01:28,390 It always has that much gauze on? Really, Marvin, what do you do on a 31 00:01:28,730 --> 00:01:31,190 I mean, last week you come in with the rib thing. The week before that, you're 32 00:01:31,190 --> 00:01:32,048 limping around. 33 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:33,610 I bang my head against my knee. 34 00:01:33,970 --> 00:01:34,969 You what? 35 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:37,610 I went out dancing, and I banged my head against a disco ball. 36 00:01:38,110 --> 00:01:39,290 A disco ball? 37 00:01:40,030 --> 00:01:42,530 I looked into a toaster way too far. 38 00:01:42,890 --> 00:01:43,890 What do you do on weekends? 39 00:01:44,310 --> 00:01:47,990 I... I've been wrestling semi -pro. 40 00:01:48,850 --> 00:01:49,829 You what? 41 00:01:49,830 --> 00:01:50,830 Yeah, look. 42 00:01:51,470 --> 00:01:53,070 Wrestling semi -pro? Right there. 43 00:01:54,110 --> 00:01:55,870 Saturday night, Staten Island Armory. 44 00:01:56,110 --> 00:01:56,929 Grudge match. 45 00:01:56,930 --> 00:01:59,130 Leon Farkas versus Marvin Bluestone. There you go. 46 00:01:59,450 --> 00:02:02,450 Leon Farkas? Your nose was damaged by a man named Leon Farkas? 47 00:02:02,670 --> 00:02:04,070 Lucky blow, lucky blow. 48 00:02:04,850 --> 00:02:07,190 This is hard for me to picture. I never really thought of you as like a wrestler 49 00:02:07,190 --> 00:02:08,168 -y type of guy. 50 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:09,630 I'm 6 '2", 290. 51 00:02:09,889 --> 00:02:12,110 I don't know. I'm not saying you're not tough. I just never thought of you as... 52 00:02:12,110 --> 00:02:13,110 Come on, go ahead. Slug me. 53 00:02:13,650 --> 00:02:15,770 I don't want to slug you. I'm just... I never thought of... Go ahead. 54 00:02:16,330 --> 00:02:19,050 Both of you, slug me. Now you're talking crazy. Come on! 55 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:20,760 Let's go, fellas. I'm waiting. 56 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:22,940 All right. You asked for it. 57 00:02:24,980 --> 00:02:27,000 Harder. Harder. Come on. 58 00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:29,960 Faster. Harder. Harder. Harder. 59 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:35,540 Summer breeze makes me feel fine. 60 00:02:36,060 --> 00:02:37,520 Flowing through the jasmine. 61 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:41,000 Man. In my mouth. Wow. You're just solid. 62 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:45,760 All over. Up and down. Solid as a rock. Except this little area behind my ankle. 63 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:47,060 That is quite weak. 64 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:50,320 You're kidding me? Your Achilles heel is actually your Achilles heel? 65 00:02:51,140 --> 00:02:52,140 Huh? 66 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:54,660 Achilles. Achilles from Greek mythology? 67 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:59,360 The warrior. He was a big warrior and totally impervious to pain except for 68 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:00,079 exact spot? 69 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:03,140 Achilles? It hurts in your ankle? Oh, yeah. 70 00:03:04,110 --> 00:03:06,030 Marvin is a wrestler. It's unbelievable. 71 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:08,810 And my mom, man, she is so proud. 72 00:03:09,110 --> 00:03:12,470 Well, listen, what mom wouldn't be with the leotards and the hair pulling and 73 00:03:12,470 --> 00:03:13,448 the health benefits? 74 00:03:13,450 --> 00:03:16,730 Now, Marvin, you know, you should not overlook the money -making possibilities 75 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:19,190 in the wrestling field. What are you going to do to him? No, no, I'm just 76 00:03:19,190 --> 00:03:21,670 saying, but you know what? You've got to do something about the name. You know, 77 00:03:21,690 --> 00:03:25,170 Marvin Bluestone does not sound like a guy who crushes skulls. Sounds more like 78 00:03:25,170 --> 00:03:26,630 a guy who runs for president of a synagogue. 79 00:03:27,370 --> 00:03:28,370 Well, what do you suggest? 80 00:03:29,150 --> 00:03:31,250 Yeah, I would say that maybe you go with a persona. 81 00:03:31,710 --> 00:03:32,710 You know, Chief J. 82 00:03:32,770 --> 00:03:35,370 Strongboy had the headdress. You know, Hulk Hogan is a freaking Hulk. 83 00:03:35,770 --> 00:03:37,810 Neil Masqueras has like a thousand masks. 84 00:03:38,590 --> 00:03:39,590 All right. 85 00:03:39,650 --> 00:03:43,850 How about Marvelous Marvin Bluestone? 86 00:03:44,530 --> 00:03:47,650 Yeah, the Marvin Bluestone, I think, is tripping you up. 87 00:03:48,710 --> 00:03:50,710 But you know what? How about Gorilla Boy? 88 00:03:51,770 --> 00:03:52,609 Gorilla Boy. 89 00:03:52,610 --> 00:03:53,610 Yeah, yeah. 90 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:57,400 Half man, half killer monkey. Killer monkey, you say? That's right. That's 91 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:00,900 right. We get you a nice big suit, a mask. You know, you jump in a ring, you 92 00:04:00,900 --> 00:04:03,920 jump around, you bang on your chest. Every time you pin a guy, you show him 93 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:04,920 big red ass. 94 00:04:05,860 --> 00:04:09,180 Hey, is this polyester? Do you have any idea? Marvin? You think you can make 95 00:04:09,180 --> 00:04:10,180 like a gorilla noise? 96 00:04:10,620 --> 00:04:11,620 I don't know. 97 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:12,800 Give it a whirl. 98 00:04:14,780 --> 00:04:16,019 There you go. 99 00:04:16,899 --> 00:04:17,899 That's right. 100 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:18,920 Yeah, a little more. 101 00:04:19,350 --> 00:04:20,750 Good, good, good. 102 00:04:23,370 --> 00:04:24,370 Robin, 103 00:04:24,930 --> 00:04:27,170 you really have a natural instinct there. Really? Absolutely. 104 00:04:27,610 --> 00:04:30,690 You could scare the bejesus out of people. I bet I will. 105 00:04:30,910 --> 00:04:33,970 You will, and you know why? If you need a front man, you know, like a Don King 106 00:04:33,970 --> 00:04:36,990 to your Mike Tyson, you just give me a call. Yeah, and if you need an 107 00:04:37,090 --> 00:04:38,090 give me a bus. 108 00:04:44,370 --> 00:04:45,370 You coming to bed? 109 00:04:45,710 --> 00:04:47,930 You know the secret of editing? 110 00:04:48,350 --> 00:04:50,390 No. All right, well, then I'm going to be here a long time. 111 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:54,510 Sorry. That's all right. I hope I don't pass out on that couch again. 112 00:04:54,750 --> 00:04:55,750 Me too. 113 00:04:56,530 --> 00:05:00,490 Unless it would mean you'd finally be done and then I would endure it for one 114 00:05:00,490 --> 00:05:01,490 more night. 115 00:05:02,030 --> 00:05:03,030 Really? Yeah. 116 00:05:04,030 --> 00:05:06,830 Okay, you know what? Maybe we should plan on that. Okay. Yeah. 117 00:05:07,130 --> 00:05:09,150 Well, good night. Good night. 118 00:05:10,150 --> 00:05:11,590 Love you. Love you too. 119 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:23,100 But in truth, tonight we reward ourselves for work done previously. 120 00:05:27,140 --> 00:05:28,740 Oh, a mash marathon. 121 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:56,420 And now, introducing, from parts unknown, Gorilla Boy! 122 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:08,080 And his handler, the man who discovered him while on safari, and the only human 123 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:10,280 being he will not harm, Dr. 124 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:12,180 Ira Livingston! 125 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:18,000 Bananas! Bananas! Bananas for you! Here we go! Come on! Come on! Come on, come 126 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,000 on, here we go. Hey, 127 00:06:19,620 --> 00:06:21,480 watch it. Come on, here we go. 128 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:25,580 That big monkey is my son. 129 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:29,140 All right, here we go. Now, this is it. Remember, this guy is nothing. 130 00:06:29,820 --> 00:06:31,400 I feel really primal tonight, boss. 131 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:33,520 Like a rabid dog. 132 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:38,260 All right, here we go. Go in. You go get him, gorilla boy. Yeah! 133 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:49,000 What's with this guy? It's a persona, you idiot. 134 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:50,480 What? 135 00:06:52,380 --> 00:06:53,060 A 136 00:06:53,060 --> 00:07:00,560 persona! 137 00:07:03,700 --> 00:07:05,360 I love you, everyone! 138 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,430 You can't talk. You're an ape. You'll get old. 139 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:13,210 Oh, my God. What was I thinking? 140 00:07:15,850 --> 00:07:21,050 I'm so glad your work is done. 141 00:07:21,350 --> 00:07:22,329 Oh, me too. 142 00:07:22,330 --> 00:07:23,730 It's so great to have you back. 143 00:07:23,970 --> 00:07:28,110 It's nice to be back. Nice to see you in the crib. 144 00:07:28,410 --> 00:07:30,050 Not to mention a little girl in the crib. 145 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:33,750 Good night. Good night. 146 00:07:48,270 --> 00:07:49,910 You know, it's near the end of the last season. 147 00:07:51,690 --> 00:07:52,690 The bigger one? 148 00:07:52,970 --> 00:07:56,470 Unmashed. The rerun cycle. We're in the middle of the last season. 149 00:07:56,990 --> 00:08:00,470 You can't believe how good the last few episodes were. Yeah, they were good. Oh, 150 00:08:00,490 --> 00:08:01,490 boy. 151 00:08:01,870 --> 00:08:04,650 Harry Morgan really, he took it to a whole new level. 152 00:08:08,730 --> 00:08:12,310 And the clinger. She's killed me. This is really, really funny. Really funny. 153 00:08:15,730 --> 00:08:16,730 Oh. 154 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,420 God, I never called Lisa back. 155 00:08:18,780 --> 00:08:19,780 You want to call her right now? 156 00:08:20,260 --> 00:08:22,440 We could be on for a while. That's okay. You know what? 157 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:23,880 I'm going to watch the show. 158 00:08:23,980 --> 00:08:25,520 Really? Yeah, sure. 159 00:08:26,060 --> 00:08:29,100 And if I happen to fall asleep on the couch again... Then you do. Yeah, so 160 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:30,180 I'll just see you tomorrow? Okay. 161 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:31,440 All right. 162 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:37,539 Guess who I saw today. 163 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:39,539 Hint, someone we hate. 164 00:08:40,419 --> 00:08:44,000 Angela Spino, all blotchy and out of shape. 165 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:45,480 Okay, three... 166 00:08:45,780 --> 00:08:47,160 husbands, and three kids. 167 00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:50,040 Yeah, I was like, hi, Angelo. She was like, hi. 168 00:08:57,660 --> 00:08:58,660 Mesh. 169 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:05,600 No, stay in the living room. 170 00:09:06,140 --> 00:09:08,320 Laurie, this is the one where Hawkeye kisses Hot Lips. Oh. 171 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:13,960 Sorry, Gilboa. 172 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:24,920 Is it freakish what we're doing? No, it's really not. We're two consenting 173 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:28,660 adults and we're gladly agreeing to sleep separately because that's what we 174 00:09:28,660 --> 00:09:32,300 to do right now. There's nothing wrong with enjoying the alone time. I just 175 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:36,020 enjoy it so much. I can be myself when I'm alone. I mean, I can be myself when 176 00:09:36,020 --> 00:09:38,900 I'm with you, but I'm a better person when I'm with you. When I'm by myself, I 177 00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:41,220 can be the person I don't really like so much and I really like that. 178 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:46,760 Listen, you don't got to tell me. Last night, I ate a microwave burrito off my 179 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:47,760 own stomach. 180 00:09:47,940 --> 00:09:49,900 Hey, guys. 181 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:55,280 Why is this? Allow me to introduce myself, Dr. Ira Livingston, the man who 182 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:56,320 discovered Gorilla Boy. 183 00:09:56,940 --> 00:09:59,760 Wow. I tell you, this act is working out big. 184 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:03,240 Already I got Marvin booked against better wrestlers in better halls. I'm 185 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,860 cleaning up on the side bets. Are you taking advantage of Marvin? 186 00:10:06,140 --> 00:10:09,780 James, Marvin's made as much in the last three days as I've paid him in the last 187 00:10:09,780 --> 00:10:13,040 six months. Oh, so just up till now you've been taking advantage of him. 188 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:16,260 no, but that's... Hey, you know what? I'd really love for you guys to show up 189 00:10:16,260 --> 00:10:18,460 tonight. I mean, it's his first appearance as the main event. 190 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:19,840 Ooh, who's he fighting? 191 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:22,040 You're not going to believe it. Uh -oh. Check this out. 192 00:10:22,820 --> 00:10:24,080 Macho man Randy Savage. 193 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:27,160 Boy, that sounds dangerous. Even for a gorilla boy, that sounds bad. Can you 194 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,160 come? Sure. 195 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,380 Fantastic. I'll see you there tonight. How beautiful. 196 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:31,179 We'll be there. 197 00:10:31,180 --> 00:10:32,180 Hey, hey, what's with the sheets? 198 00:10:32,860 --> 00:10:33,860 You guys got a house guest? 199 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,400 Oh, uh, no. 200 00:10:35,820 --> 00:10:36,820 No? 201 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,440 Uh, can I say? Sure. 202 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:44,080 We're just, uh, I'm sleeping on the couch for now. Oh, guys, I'm so sorry. 203 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:44,859 no, no. 204 00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:47,780 No, what you think, it's just we're taking a little break, that's all. Oh, 205 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:49,920 God. No, there's no break. I understand. 206 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:52,240 No, I don't think you do. You don't understand. 207 00:10:52,460 --> 00:10:53,860 It's not what you think it is. I think I'm going to cry. 208 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,860 I've got to get more bananas. 209 00:11:05,780 --> 00:11:11,280 What did we miss? Well, Bruno, six of them alone, put Jebediah, the Amish 210 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:14,020 Hellcat Bodine, into a sleeper hold, apparently. 211 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:18,190 cutting off his blood supply with his sixth finger. Yes, we don't know much, 212 00:11:18,190 --> 00:11:19,870 we don't think the Amish Hellcat will recover. 213 00:11:22,450 --> 00:11:23,790 I see what you mean. 214 00:11:24,770 --> 00:11:28,250 At least his family is watching it on TV. 215 00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:32,770 Because the Amish, there's no electric, they can't... Forgive me, Paul, Jimmy, 216 00:11:32,870 --> 00:11:35,810 do you know Marvin's mother, Cassie Bluestone? Oh, my goodness! 217 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:52,180 what you guys are going through. 218 00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:53,580 No, no, no. 219 00:11:53,740 --> 00:11:58,420 There's nothing going on. You don't have to pretend with me. Just do me one 220 00:11:58,420 --> 00:12:00,340 thing. Read this book. 221 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:02,200 Learning to love your spouse. 222 00:12:02,420 --> 00:12:06,000 It almost saved my first marriage. Did you have to bring a copy of Mind Your 223 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:09,580 Business? Better to take it out on me than on each other. 224 00:12:11,060 --> 00:12:12,060 You're a winner! 225 00:12:42,060 --> 00:12:48,780 man is a macho macho man i want to be a macho man listen kids i was very 226 00:12:48,780 --> 00:12:53,060 sorry to hear what's going on between you two and i want you to know we'll do 227 00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:58,620 everything we can to help you patch it up oh lordy it's not a big deal oh i 228 00:12:58,620 --> 00:13:03,440 i know it's very classy it's like your european royalty you each have your own 229 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:09,840 room we just have one piece of advice visit her visit her in her room go to 230 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,640 Okay, thank you, Dad. 231 00:13:12,940 --> 00:13:18,040 And his opponent, now coming to the ring from darkest Canada, half man, half 232 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:22,680 monkey, he's been called the Missing Link, the eighth wonder of the world, 233 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:24,520 King John, here he is. 234 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,730 on the show of your life. Are you ready? 235 00:13:45,990 --> 00:13:48,090 Well, my tail's kind of riding up. I don't know. I'm okay. 236 00:13:49,070 --> 00:13:50,750 You know, I think I can take him. 237 00:13:51,510 --> 00:13:53,970 What are you talking about? You think you can take him? You're scheduled to 238 00:13:53,970 --> 00:13:55,070 lose. Lose? 239 00:13:55,690 --> 00:13:57,330 I can't lose. My mom's here. 240 00:13:57,710 --> 00:13:58,850 Marvin, you have got to lose. 241 00:13:59,170 --> 00:14:02,310 I put serious money on the fact that you were going to lose. I told the league 242 00:14:02,310 --> 00:14:04,790 that you were going to lose. I'm sorry, boss. I can't lose. 243 00:14:05,030 --> 00:14:06,390 What about the aping? Don't stop aping. 244 00:14:06,990 --> 00:14:08,310 I can't lose. 245 00:14:08,910 --> 00:14:12,110 I'm not going to throw this fight. Have you lost your mind? You will never 246 00:14:12,110 --> 00:14:13,110 wrestle again. 247 00:14:13,150 --> 00:14:14,150 Never wrestle again? 248 00:14:14,530 --> 00:14:15,690 Oh, oh, oh. 249 00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:19,850 Okay, I'll let him win. Oh, not a gorilla boy. 250 00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:24,730 But your man is a wuss. A big wussy. 251 00:14:26,610 --> 00:14:30,250 You're quite a big fan, huh, Mrs. Bluestone? Oh, yes, yes. 252 00:14:30,510 --> 00:14:34,070 You know, you two are such a handsome couple. Oh, that's sweet. It's a shame 253 00:14:34,070 --> 00:14:35,070 you're having such trouble. 254 00:14:36,170 --> 00:14:37,170 Oh. 255 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,140 I'm okay. I'm okay. 256 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:56,720 Not okay! 257 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:02,580 Oh, my neck. Come on, my neck! 258 00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:08,580 Make it in. Make it in. Make it in. 259 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:09,840 My kidney! 260 00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:11,380 My kidney! 261 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,080 My kidney again! 262 00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:15,900 Oh, my God. 263 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,500 Can't you just let me lay down? 264 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:19,700 Oh! 265 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:24,680 Are you sure this is such a good idea? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're doing 266 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:25,740 great, Gorilla Boy. Here. 267 00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:27,180 Banana. 268 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:28,860 Oh, banana! 269 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,220 Ow. Ow. 270 00:15:35,540 --> 00:15:37,520 Uh -oh. Control Man Randy Savage! 271 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,280 You're doing a fine job, by the way. 272 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:41,640 Oh, yeah! 273 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,180 Oh, no! 274 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,640 Oh, not up. Not up. 275 00:15:47,940 --> 00:15:49,020 Don't want to be up here. 276 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,140 Why didn't I go to law school? 277 00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:59,600 Oh, this can't be good. What is it? Here comes the Macho Man Flying Elbow Drop! 278 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,840 That would be the Macho Man Flying Elbow Drop. Thank you. 279 00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:08,680 Uh -oh. 280 00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:11,820 Boss! 281 00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:13,140 Help! 282 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:39,880 in front of my mom. 283 00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:49,640 And again. 284 00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:52,700 Look at me. I'm pounding. 285 00:17:12,170 --> 00:17:18,609 you off with my famous leg twists leave me alone boss 286 00:17:18,609 --> 00:17:25,130 man this monkey is dynamite his achilles heel is his achilles heel pal it's not 287 00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:30,510 the time for riddles okay just bite him on the back of the foot really yes is he 288 00:17:30,510 --> 00:17:32,010 basically a clean guy 289 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,040 Sorry, Mrs. Gloucester. 290 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,040 Mrs. Gloucester? 291 00:17:57,980 --> 00:17:58,980 Hey, 292 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:06,339 you know what? 293 00:18:06,340 --> 00:18:07,800 Do you want to stay over tonight? 294 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,280 We're sleeping here with you? 295 00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:10,580 Why not? 296 00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:12,460 Oh, they got to you, didn't they? 297 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:17,820 No. Yes, they did. The nagging Buckmans. Look what they did. They broke your 298 00:18:17,820 --> 00:18:21,800 spirit. Maybe they... a point in a backwards sort of way. Why? No, what, 299 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:22,339 what, why? 300 00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:26,580 Maybe it's a slippery slope, you know? Maybe the first step on the road to ruin 301 00:18:26,580 --> 00:18:29,320 is two or three nights apart. Maybe we need to be more careful. 302 00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:33,940 Maybe even if we're tempted to sleep apart, there's a greater, godlier reason 303 00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:34,940 sleep together. 304 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:38,540 I want to watch MASH. 305 00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:41,920 No, I want to read about Gwyneth. All right, so good, so good. 306 00:18:51,790 --> 00:18:53,490 My name is Gwyneth, and I'm this big round. 307 00:18:58,310 --> 00:19:00,930 Please stay tuned. 308 00:19:01,770 --> 00:19:02,870 Mash will be right back. 309 00:19:10,010 --> 00:19:11,490 This could have been my night, Ira. 310 00:19:12,070 --> 00:19:13,490 I could have taken Macho Man apart. 311 00:19:14,430 --> 00:19:15,430 You see what happens? 312 00:19:15,550 --> 00:19:17,710 He wins, and I get a one -way ticket to Palookaville. 313 00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:20,260 Come on, Marvin. It worked out great. 314 00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:23,220 You're my manager, Ira. You should have done that to me. 315 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,760 You should have looked out for me a little bit instead of telling the guy 316 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:26,760 exactly where to bite me. 317 00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:30,960 You saw a lot of money tonight, kid. You're going to see a lot more very 318 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,200 I understand. 319 00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:33,840 I could have had class. 320 00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:38,240 I could have been a contender instead of the first wrestler ever defended by his 321 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:40,320 mother, which is what I am. Let's face it. 322 00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:42,100 Marvin, what are you, a psycho? 323 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:46,080 You're in good with the wrestling league. They're hyping you to go against 324 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,260 champ in like two months. 325 00:19:47,879 --> 00:19:48,920 Really? Yes. 326 00:19:49,340 --> 00:19:52,620 We're in very, very good shape, my friend. It's what I'm trying to tell 327 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:54,120 Oh. 328 00:19:56,580 --> 00:20:00,640 Your attention, please. 329 00:20:00,860 --> 00:20:05,540 Tune in tomorrow night at 11 .30, MASH fans, as the Korean War begins all over 330 00:20:05,540 --> 00:20:07,500 again with Episode 1, The Pilot. 331 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:08,840 That is all. 332 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:24,500 I went to Juilliard, you know. 333 00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:29,040 Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, Constantine Stanislawski, all those guys. 334 00:20:29,540 --> 00:20:33,560 I can't tell you how many movies I've done. 10, 15, 20. I lost count. Really? 335 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,480 Did you know that my brother's in Chicago? 336 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:37,760 I mean, not the city, the rock group. 337 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,920 So if you ever want to go to the concerts, you know, get your front row 338 00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:42,580 Dr. 339 00:20:42,860 --> 00:20:45,380 Winchester, can I see you for a minute? 340 00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:48,720 You sure? Yeah, let's go. Nice talking to you. 25696