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Hello.

So I like mustard with my eggs.

I know a cat who likes mayonnaise with his apple pie.

Boy staggered into the street and was hit by a truck.

He was high on marijuana.

Nine -year -old grammar school boy on grass.

I bet he planned to major in speed when he got to college. When I was that age,

they were warning me about too much candy.

Well, you can't keep the goodies away from the teeny bobbies today, Chief. A

of them shoot up in the morning and just watch the other kids go to school.

Ironside.

Yes, Eve.

My neighbor needs a lift to school this morning, Chief.

I may be a half hour late, okay?

We'll suspend all crime and corruption until you arrive.

Only 30 minutes?

Eve, no matter how early we start, crime is always a jump ahead of us. You've

already used up five minutes on this call. I'll expect you in 25 minutes.

Yes.

Boss give you a hard time?

No worse than he gives any other vicious, cold -blooded criminal.

Well, in that case, I hate to mention it.

But I should stop by my uncle's shop.

Well, just for a minute to say hello.

If he doesn't see me at least every other day, he gets terribly worried.

right on the way.

Well, what can he give me for being an hour late? A dishonorable discharge?

Is he on display like this every day?

Well, a local reporter wrote him up once.

Said he was colorful. And he's been making like Marcel Marceau in the window

ever since.

He's so happy to see me like it's been years. It was only the day before

yesterday.

You friend Adrina, yes? We're neighbors. Eve Whitfield, my uncle Arshav

Divinian. Hello.

You go to school also? She's a policewoman, uncle.

Police? I'm hard to believe.

So young, so pretty.

You drive big black white car? Not that kind of policewoman. I work for Chief

Robert Ironside.

I know about him. Good man.

He's a big criminal buster. Like our great president say, bully.

Our president?

Mr. Roosevelt.

Fine law and order man.

Tough rider.

Rough rider, uncle. Yes.

Also good policeman.

Always carry big stick, but walk on it soft.

That's good. That's good. Teddy Roosevelt was Uncle Arshog's big hero. I

he'd still vote for him if he ever voted.

I know vote, so you think I'm no good citizen.

How about each year I pay tax income, huh?

No deductings, no dependings, no chittings. Mr. Davinian, I'm sure you're

good citizen.

Thank you, Javier.

This country, America, I love very much.

Look, I have here decoration Independence, Missouri.

Uncle, I think that you should give a history lecture at the university

sometime. America, what they forgot, I don't know.

I give you pretty present.

Oh, well, thank you, but I couldn't. Oh, Eve, take it. He'll insist on giving

you something. And you don't want a pipe.

You good friend, Adrina. You good friend, mine also. Please.

Oh. Well, it's beautiful.

Thank you very much.

Comes from the town where I was born.

Constantinople. Used to be called Byzantium. Now it's called Istanbul.

different names to the same things.

Uncle, we've got to be going.

Huh? Yes.

You go school, get 100%, and I give good report to your mama, papa. Okay.

I'll see you soon, huh?

You come see me again soon, huh? I'd like to, very much. Goodbye.

Goodbye. Bye -bye. Bye.

Why you're not in school?

We have late classes today, uncle. So?

What you doing here?

What's this?

That's just something from my chem course.

Uncle, it's nothing.

See? I told you.

I don't like you.

You do something bad.

Oh, come on, uncle.

Now you promise me you stop.

We throw this away. No. I go to police. With the trouble you're in, you want the

police to hear about that?

No. Then hand it over. No. No.

Uncle,

I'm sorry.

Bud.

There's an APB on that old man who gave Eve the cigarette box.

He's 6 '2", male, Caucasian, age 28.

Warning, this man is dangerous. Little girls should not accept cigarette boxes

from him. He is at least 80 and he's Armenian.

Any blonde who would take an old man down for expensive presents has the

of a b -girl. I don't care what you say, I think his gift is just darling.

This report to the commissioner needs immediate typing or we'll be hearing his

just darling screams.

As for you gentlemen, I need your considered opinions.

Sure. Big problem? What do we get the commissioner for his birthday?

Tie, wallet, money clip, key chain, aftershave. Ordinary.

Racing skis, opera glasses, green felt underwear, a pygmy parrot.

Uninspired.

Well, how much do you want to spend?

Now you're getting down to the nitty gritty. It should be imaginative,

Personal. And not more than $10. Eight. That's two apiece.

Chief Hindsight's office.

Just a minute, please.

Eve, it's for you.

Hello?

Oh, yes, Gina. I'm sorry to bother you, Eve.

Could I see you?

Now? I'm working.

Well, tonight, then, at the Tambourine Club.

I'll be on until midnight.

Adrena is nothing.

I suppose I could. Please.

Adrina, what's wrong?

It's Uncle Arshak. I thought... I'll tell you about it later. And thanks.

Is altogether no place respect no more? I say everything hunky -dory. Why nobody

listen? Adrina, toaster.

You worry for nothing. You trouble your friend for nothing. Believe it from me.

Uncle, you never were a very good lawyer.

I forbid you to go to police.

Uncle.

Oh, hello, Gina. Hi.

What do you want?

Oh, I just came in to tell you we're here.

All right.

Anything special you want us to do? No.

Well, we'll be in the front if you want us.

Uncle, is everything okay?

Yes, okay, okay.

So long, Gina.

Uncle, I've got to be going.

Adrina, for me, do not talk to police.

And welcome to the tambourine. Two? Yes, please.

Eve!

I was afraid you weren't coming. The chief kept us late.

This is my friend, Eve Whitfield.

Uncle Pedro Stenwood. How do you do? How do you do? Sergeant Ed Brown.

How do you do, sir? Pleasure. Hi. Uncle, is it all right if we... Of course.

But not too long, Athena.

We're very busy tonight.

No, just for a little while.

Come this way.

Just give me a minute. I have to get a girl to watch my table for me.

Sorry I dragged you with me.

Oh, it's all right. It's all right.

I understand every little movement has a meaning in all its own. You could be

arrested for your interpretation.

Hey, smell that wild tobacco.

Oh, stop acting like a cop.

No, no, we're good.

Tasteful, imaginative, personal.

How much did it cost? What? Tobacco.

A birthday present for the commissioner. He smokes a pipe, doesn't he? Perfect.

It keeps going to give you a gold star.

I ordered you something to drink.

Rocky, all right? That's fine.

I don't know where to begin.

Maybe it's just my imagination and I'm making too much of nothing.

I'm all mixed up.

You think that Uncle Arshag is in some kind of trouble?

Well, I'm not sure.

Hello, Uncle Pedro.

Eddie been around?

Don't you two ever stay home and study?

We're smart enough.

Hey, Uncle, since when do you like to help sit down with a customer?

Edrina is visiting with a friend of hers.

Ah. Good evening, and welcome to the tambourine.

Back this way, please.

Some friend?

Come on, let's get an introduction. I wouldn't if I were you.

The friend's boyfriend is a cop.

And that's all you have to go on?

Well, he looked as if he'd been hit.

And he's been so nervous and afraid.

You think it's nothing?

Not at all. I've got this terrible feeling inside.

Something's wrong.

Adina, I don't know what to tell you.

Would you like us to talk to him? No.

No, if he won't talk to me... Well, I... I'd better get back to work.

I've imposed on Uncle Bedros long enough. I'm sorry. I wish we could have.

know.

Thank you for coming anyway.

Bye. Nice meeting you.

I'll see you soon.

What do you think?

Adrina loves her uncle.

She may be overly protective.

Or Uncle Arshad could be hiding something.

Which may very well be nobody's business but his own.

And I'm sorry I wasted three.

No, wait.

An idea for the commissioner's birthday present.

Look at me. Good as brand new.

What is little for, huh?

I'm tough old piece leather good.

You are soft old piece of mush.

You hear she call me?

That is family respect.

And a great deal of it, Mr. Davinian. But I better get that tobacco or my

boss... No, no, no. I get best mixture. You will get nothing. Now, I'll do it.

You finish your lunch. But, Chief Ironside... Finish your lunch.

What I can do with her?

What is it, Mr. Davinian?

Nothing,

nothing. You go get tobacco.

out to spray.

Okay. See you later.

Hey, Leo.

What?

You suppose we can get any more bread for this batch?

Leave the finances to me.

Oh. Hi, Jane. Hi, R.

Mixing up some of Uncle R. Shark's special.

Oh, Eve Whitfield, my cousin R. Hello. Hello. Aren't you supposed to be making

deliveries? Mama, wait. Leo just left. I just came back to clean up. Oh, it's

okay. I'll do it. Oh, well, let me just clean up. Hey, no. I need that.

Oh.

Well, okay.

I'll see you. Bye. Okay. Bye.

He's the cousin you mentioned?

Oh, yes. He has a brother, Leo.

Honestly, Adrena, I can't keep track of all your relations.

Yeah, I know.

Well, they're from another branch of the family. They work for Uncle Arshak.

You know, they deliver his orders, take some cigarette, and go to school.

Well, Arshag Davidian's finest mixture.

Good even enough for the great Tadi Roshba.

Commissioner should be pleased.

Lana Kia from Syria, Virginia Bright.

Good old Kentucky Berlin.

A detective and a tobacco expert.

He stopped.

None at all.

What would you say it is, Ed?

I don't know.

It tastes terrible.

What is it?

I believe that tobacco's been treated.

Possibly with PCP.

Angel dust?

Absolute unadulterated poison.

And this comes out of your friend's tobacco shop.

I don't believe it.

My uncle is the most honest, law -abiding man in the world. He's always

preaching law and order.

That tobacco has been treated with a synthetic narcotic, Miss Ovenetian. The

police laboratory confirmed it. Now, I understand you personally packed that

from your uncle's stock.

Yes, but there's some mistake.

Not on this end. Question is...

How much more is there where that came from? There isn't any more. I'm sure of

that.

Now, Eve, you've met my Uncle Arshag.

Now, do you think he could possibly be dealing in narcotics? Adrena, last

you thought he was in some kind of trouble.

Well, nothing like this.

You said he seemed nervous, afraid.

Well, I'm not sure now.

Have you noticed any stranger in the shop, someone he might be afraid of? No,

people don't drop in.

He has some regular customers, most of them for years, but they usually phone

their orders in.

He tells me your cousins work in the shop. Do they ever handle the tobacco?

He's been letting them cut some of the tobacco for cigarettes.

What about sorting and blending?

He won't let anybody help or even watch.

He says it's a trade secret that's been handed down for generations.

Yet you mix this.

He trusts me, and I trust him. He wouldn't have anything to do with

Besides, this whole thing is crazy.

I mean, why would anyone use synthetic pot?

Treat a lot of ordinary tobacco for only a few cents. It's cheap, and there's

less chance of detecting.

It doesn't usually show up until the morgue, and that's a little late. Before

the habitual user reaches the morgue, he acquires locoism, then loss of

equilibrium, then blindness, then paralysis.

You asked for a list of my uncle's customers.

Thank you.

My uncle is the most respected member of our family. Thank you very much for

stopping by, Miss Hovenissian. He's done nothing wrong, Chief Ironside.

I'm sorry.

There goes the chick who just pulled down the shirt.

Eve, do you think she knows more than she's telling?

No, but you've got to understand, Edwina loves her uncle very dearly.

A man who lives in a goldfish bowl can't have much to hide.

Mr. Dominion? Yes?

I'm Robert Ironside, San Francisco Police. This is Mr. Mark Sanger.

Oh, welcome, welcome, Mr. Chief Ironside. Mr.

Sanger, I read you up the newspaper many times. This is great honor.

Judge, no, I'm gone.

You speak Armenian.

I'm much more proficient at Armenian dining.

Doma, pilav, kuzu.

Patlajan kebab?

My favorite.

I cook best in world.

Sometime I fix. You do me great honor. Come sit on my table, yes?

I'd be delighted.

Good. Hey, you young man, you also speak Armenian? No, just plain old American.

Hamburgers, French fries?

You got come my finest tobacco?

That's what I'm here to talk to you about.

Your friend, he was deluded to make such a fine gift, yes.

I decided to make a larger gift, much larger, say two pounds.

Love, I fix. It will be make great honor for me.

I mean, sure gave him a hard time.

All right, since you're becoming such an expert on investigative procedure, make

a quick check of this room.

For what?

I thought you had that all figured out.

May I watch?

Oh, never do I let strangers watching, but yes, for Mr.

Chief Ironsides.

I'm honored. I afraid somebody steal my secrets, but great be criminal

buster, find law and order. Why he would be wanting no tobacco, huh?

I found Burley, Latakia, Virginia Bright, but one I couldn't identify.

Ah, one of my little secrets.

Rather odd item for a tobacco shop, isn't it? My own idea. To keep tobacco

when I force back. But only very little. Too much make moldy.

It's only water. I was expecting something a little more exotic.

No, no, no.

With our Jacques de Vignan, tobacco, nothing else.

I'm very glad to hear that, Mr. de Vignan.

Hey, I'm sorry I can't help you. I don't work here.

We do.

Oh, well, then maybe you can sell me some of the cigarettes.

We don't sell.

Well, any suggestions?

It seems I've been keeping you from your customers, Mr. Tavenin. Oh, no, no.

This is my sister boys.

They come help after school.

Ara, Leo, this is Mr. Chief Ironsides.

Oh, boys.

Learning tobacco business from your uncle? Yes, something like that.

Well, thank you for your time and courtesy, Mr. Devinean.

It was a great honor. I won't forget.

Oh! May night, Pearl.

You're back, Pearl.

Chief Ironsides only come for

tobacco. A gift. Just remember, Uncle, we're small time.

But if they ever find out what you did... Get this!

I know.

I know.

How do you think I have sleep for years?

You saw Mr. Devinean?

He's placed over superficially, found an atomizer that could have been used to

spray tobacco with PCP. I saw Adrena using it on the tobacco I bought.

Today it had just water.

Anything from narcotics?

Mr. Davinian's shop was last given a routine check about six months ago.

He has a long, spotless reputation.

What about the process for making PCP? They said it would take at least a small

lab and a... University.

University would have a very complete lab.

His two nephews go to the university.

I covered all of Davinian's steady customers that I could.

Wealthy, respectable, straight.

So far, the two boys check out clean.

I don't understand it.

Mr. Davinian's an honest man.

If those two boys are up to something and he knows about it, why is he trying

cover up for them?

Fear.

Ed, try another angle. Check the school.

Find out what classes those two boys have. Look into their friends, their

associates, their works.

And...

Do the same for Miss Hovinesian.

Hello?

Sorry.

Didn't mean to interrupt you.

It wasn't important.

Uncle, I showed her around?

No, he went down to the freight depot to pick up a shipment of tobacco.

Look, I'll see you.

Katrina?

You're not getting any crazy ideas about this.

Nothing. Don't you lie to me.

It's dope. It's not the real stuff, Katrina.

Look. You're not going to tell anybody, are you? I'm going to the police.

Andrina, we're cousins, family.

And I'm ashamed.

How could you do this to us? Come on, Andrina, it's not such a big deal. How

could you use poor Uncle Arshad like this, making your filth right here in

own shop? If he knew, it would kill him. You're not that stupid, cousin. Of

course he knew. No.

Well, where do you think we get the tobacco? How can we work here? You shut

I don't believe you. You call the police. You send the old man to jail,

You're lying to me. You're lying.

Now, wait.

Get out of here.

Sorry to drag you over, Chief, but the old man insisted I call you. Oh, it's

right. How is Adrena, Miss Hobanessian?

I'd say the odds are even. She's lost a lot of blood.

Mind if I go to the hospital, Chief? Of course. I'll take it. Thanks. I'll grab

a cab.

The old man call you in? No. We got a squeal from the city hospital.

Somebody called them. Said there'd been an accident here. Caller identify

himself? They didn't say.

What about the old man?

He says he was down at the freight office picking up some tobacco.

After he got back here, he found the girl on the floor in that workroom.

All right.

How can I help you, Mr. Deviney?

Adrina, she... She just lied there.

Did you see anyone else in the shop?

Or leaving it when you came in?

No, no, no. I see no one.

Only... Tooster.

And the blood.

Then you called the hospital.

No.

No, I... I called no one.

I only try to help Adrina.

And police, they come.

You told me your nephews work here in the afternoons.

Why aren't they here today?

So many family I watch over.

Many years, young ones.

Good boys and girls, but... Ara and Leo...

Something is different.

They, they... What is different?

They not come today.

Who knows?

The doctor says you're going to be all right.

I know.

Can you tell me how it happened?

Silly.

I fell. Hard enough to drive a hook into yourself?

That's the way it happened.

Who else was in the room?

Nobody. I was alone.

Adrena, did you call me this afternoon?

No, no, I didn't. And you haven't found any trace of narcotics in the shop?

Eve, please, I can't answer any more questions now.

Of course.

Get some rest.

Eve, it was an accident.

It was.

I'll drop by tomorrow.

Good night.

I think she'll tell us in time, Chief.

What did you find at the university?

A couple of interesting little items.

Aaron and Leo cut more classes than they attend.

They rarely miss chemistry, and they never miss lab.

And they invariably stay late.

You're tired of attending narcotic traffic on the campus? Well, there's

there, all right. I talked to three gag freaks.

Number one, they wouldn't buy anything as elementary as pot.

Number two, they definitely won't buy synthetic junk.

They call PCP the...

Teenie Boppers trip.

That must be their market. Children like the one who was killed by a truck the

other day.

Kids wouldn't know real marijuana from PCP.

Kids, that's the lowest.

How many high -class pushes do you know?

Ed, you said a couple of interesting items.

Well, the second really isn't very much, but the boys spend practically every

night at the tambourine club.

It's kind of expensive, isn't it? Exactly.

All right, we've got the beginning of a hypothetical M .O.

Boys make the chemical at school, bring it to the shop, and use Mr. Davinian's

tobacco to make their cigarettes. What's the next step? Distribution, sales.

Between making the chemical, the cigarettes, going to school, and working

Davinian, where would they get the time?

Then they have a partner. Where would they contact him?

Eve, how would you like to do Mr.

Demergy in a big favor?

Well, I suppose.

He must be short -handed tonight without Adrena.

Chief. Sure you could.

Carry a tray of glasses very well. And that costume would do wonders for you.

Correction. You will do wonders for the costume.

Well, thanks for that, at least.

Mr. Demersion.

Do I have to look like a harem girl just for one night?

You look great as a harem girl any night.

If you're interested in Idrina's job, see me after work.

Not very subtle, is he? Not very loyal to his relatives, either.

He's not Barca da Fagarca. So what?

He's not a good high -class Armenian.

Well, what do I do?

We move around the room and check the drinks. But keep moving.

Watch all those anonymous arms. It's like taking a trip through a tank of

Leo, what's she doing here?

I don't know.

Helping out, I guess.

I still say put a tail on those two kids.

The tailing's a long, slow process.

Let's take the path of least resistance.

Ed, you have the profile he worked out on at Divinium?

You don't think he's tied into PCP.

There can't be enough money in it for him to jeopardize a good business.

I feel he's shielding the boys for some reason.

Now, why?

Why is he afraid to talk?

Here's a 50 -year record on him.

It's hardly a record at all compared with the average citizen. He's never

married, never owned a car, had a driver's license, never voted, never

for a passport, never had a license for a gun. And what does that all add up to?

Dullesville. I'd say he doesn't want his name on any official documents.

He must have a license for his business. He pays state and federal income taxes.

Get a hold of someone in the Department of Immigration and Naturalization.

At this hour? It's closed.

I've been on this force for over 20 years.

I've known at least 383 patrolmen who could find somebody's home phone number.

And you are a sergeant of detectives.

I was in newspaper one time.

Good. Tobacco make good neighbors.

Long time ago. Not like this time.

Bad thing this time, Mr. Chief Ironsides.

A very bad thing, Mr. Davinian.

Your niece is seriously hurt.

A lot of young children have probably been hurt. Many more will be hurt.

Unless you can help us.

I try hard to be good citizens.

Great Declaration of Independence, Missouri.

I learn all things it say.

When, of course, in human events, one people's got to break political ties

other people's. That's very commendable.

You have the instincts of a good patriot, but you don't act like one.

Honest business, Aaron.

Good taxes I pay.

Fine boys, girls, I help school. I believe law and order, just like you,

Chief Ironsides.

Mr. Devinean.

Have you read what Thomas Paine had to say about certain kinds of patriotism?

Must be I miss. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will in this crisis

shrink in the service of their country.

What this means, please? It's easy for a man to be a good patriot when he's

doing well and has no problems.

But in bad weather, when things go wrong, if he refuses to help his

He's only a semi -soldier.

I... I see it.

I think I always know one day I have to pay.

I'm not good patriarch.

Mr. Chief Ironsides, I am bad patriarch.

I have been this country 62 years.

I think one day maybe I forget.

The law forget.

But now you have find me out.

I'm sick from hiding.

No more I hide.

Mr. Chief Ironsides, 62 years, I am number one most

wanted criminal in America.

How are you doing? A little better, but I'll be black and blue in the morning.

I was right.

You do wonders for the costume.

Thank you, Assembly.

Here's your changes.

Thank you.

May I show you a table?

It would be a pleasure.

Checking up on me?

We've been in contact.

Will this be satisfactory, Fendi? Just fine.

I and Leo are here. A table at the back. They're waiting.

What would you like to drink, Fendi?

Fendi, what would you like to drink?

Oh, the house special.

I knew you were here to check up on me.

I am young boy.

Constantinople. Massacres come. I see my mama, papa killed.

Night come, I run to waterfront.

Get job on big ship. We go Egypt, Italy, America,

New York.

And you jump ship in New York?

I see this wonderful country and I am paradise.

I stay, always I think.

I be citizens.

But I afraid they send back.

So, I am criminal all my life. Just because you're not a citizen.

I am criminal. I think criminal. It's easy. You get practice.

I think maybe I die. Nobody find out. Well, how'd your nephews find out?

A little while ago, old, old friend from Turkey come.

He only one knows the secret.

Family think I citizens.

I talk with friends about secret.

Leo and Ara have big ears.

So they use that information to keep you quiet while they made their synthetic

marijuana. I tell them it's against law and order. But they joke me who I am to

talk law and order.

Who is bigger criminal? Me or Jacques de Vignac? And you don't think that

peddling junk is worse than what you did?

When I boy in Turkey,

Hashish they sell open in store is not against law and order. In this country,

citizen dealing in narcotics is in for a much more serious offense.

I'm not citizen.

I don't belong in this country. You could be a citizen.

How this is? Anyone who entered this country unlawfully before 1924 can

citizen simply by making proper application, if he is otherwise

Has no criminal record, for instance.

But it's not so for me now.

I believe the court will understand your involvement in this case.

Mr. Chief, I... But first, we have to clear up this business.

You think Ara and Leo hurt Adrina? Yes, I do.

They come in a while ago.

I see them, they no see me.

They take something from behind tobacco bin.

And?

They go.

The club?

Yes, thank you, Mr. Devinian. Thank you very much.

Another drink?

No, thanks.

They're like a walking volcano already.

The place is going closing.

But they're still waiting.

Better check with the chief.

Phone's in the cloakroom. Thank you.

Eddie's not coming. Let's get out of here.

Five more minutes.

Fuck, that guy's a cop. We know he's a cop.

So you wanted to see us walking out with a junk on us?

Yeah, but I wish I had a stronger case.

Divinian laid it on them.

Possession would nail it down.

Ransack.

Yes, Ed.

Are Leo and Ara there?

Yeah, that's where I was calling.

Place is going to close up soon. Do you want me to tell them when they leave?

Do either of them have a patent?

I haven't seen anything.

If you do, pull them in right away. Otherwise, keep an eye on them.

We're on our way.

What happened to the boys?

Is there a back way out?

Over there.

They have to come this way.

Miss Whitfield, you can go home as soon as you clean up.

Yes, sir.

What are you doing in here?

Nothing, Uncle Bedros.

I just wanted to leave something here for a little while. I thought you

mind. Without asking me? You have to hide it? No, no.

Just didn't want it getting in your way.

Let me see.

Well, it's nothing, Uncle Honest. What is it? Look, Uncle, we'll play it

straight with you.

We're in a little bit of a jam.

There's that cop outside, and if he catches us with dope... You've been

with dope again.

It's just a little grass.

And you want to leave it here and get me arrested?

Nobody will ever think that you... You get out of here and take that stuff with

you. Uncle, you've got to help us. Out!

We're your nephews, Uncle. We're family. You can't... Now, you listen to me!

You get that stuff and get out of here, or I'll call the cops myself.

Now go on, out.

Out!

They're in the office.

What about a package?

I haven't seen one yet.

Where they are?

You, Ara, Leo, I am foolish old man, huh?

You lie to me all this time, make me...

Think I am bad, but it's you are bad.

No more, I listen.

Stand still, uncle.

And you too.

Leo. Shut up and move.

Go, Leo.

Push knife.

Stand still. You spit on me, on family.

Stop it. Kill me. It's no worse than you already do. Now go on, kill.

Get over there. Put your hands on the wall.

They, uh... They not all bad, huh, Mr. Chief Ironsides?

They're your family, Mr. Devinean.

They couldn't be all bad.

Arshak Divinian.

Citizens United takes America.

It's happiest day in my life.

For this I give thanks, Mr. Chief Ansatz.

No more summer soldier.

No.

You're an all -weather soldier now, duly registered.

Now we celebrate.

Adelina.

Eat, drink, be happiness.

Well, this is what I've been looking forward to. Good home -cooked Armenian

dinner. Well, what's it to be? Patlajan?

Dolma? Wrong.

American citizens, house.

Hamburger, French fry.