All language subtitles for Il marito bello - Il nemico di mia moglie (1959) _1080p

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Referee sold out!

Referee, time! Did
you pawn your watch?

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Come on!

It won't start!

How do we do it now?

That's it, I knew it. The
revenge of the usual fan.

Now who's going to tell my wife?

I don't.

Look, please, can
you give us a hand?

Shut up, linesman!

Lucianina.

Luciana.

Luciana.

Luciana.

One of these days I'll
give you the meatball.

Let's see what the
special message says.

(RECORDER) There, I knew
it. You are a man without a word.

You are late again.

My Lambretta broke
down, not my fault.

(RECORDER) And maybe
you'll make up the usual story....

...of the Lambretta.

You need to stop with this
mania of being a referee.

Otherwise, I divorce.

At least it would
yield something.

And don't throw your
jacket on the floor.

If you want to make your own
coffee, don't use the old one...

...Neapolitan
coffee maker, dirty.

There is the new one,
American, with the glass ball.

Maybe you're glad
they're not there.

So you can go away to
the referee association....

...with that jerk Peppino.

Philosophizing about
the mysteries of soccer.

Be careful how you open
that drawer. Don't break it.

And before you leave,
remember that the dog is fasting.

You have to feed them.

I go out alone.

And to think that even today...

You got your hair done!

Tonight you have all the luck!

Tough on the Alexandria camp.

No, it was my wife.

Everyone here is
excited about you.

The president told me that they
will soon have you refereeing in A.

Then the international games
will come, do you think about it?

The Germanies, the
Frenchies, the Spanish, olé.

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Those get familiar right away.

Yes, I know, it's just that I would
rather get familiar with my wife.

How exaggerated you are.

I don't know, only on Sunday
in the field I feel like somebody.

What should I do?

After all, she is not wrong either,
I lose one place after another.

Someone like you who has the father
who knows so many monsignors ...

...must not be unemployed.

But if I haven't had a relationship
with my father for ten years.

But do you really want to chat?

Do you speak English?

Yes, now you're watching
one doesn't talk to the father....

...because he
doesn't know English.

Do you know or not?

Yes, I get by.

I wonder why I didn't
think of it before.

The place would be
there, where I work.

At Tourist Company Express.

The director is my person, all I
have to do is talk to him and it's done.

You think so?

< You can tell.

Talk to us.

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At 2 o'clock, he comes. He not only
ruins my Sunday, but also my night.

Watch out I'll make you a deer.

If I make up my mind to put the horns
on you, you won't be able to come back.

Come, I have a
nice surprise for you.

I want to see your face.

Luciana.

Lucianina.

Here we go again with
this issue of separate beds.

At least give me a heads-up.

What does that mean? What
have I done wrong to you?

Luciana?

Are you asleep?

Well, then you know what I do?

Since you are asleep
and can't hear me, finally.

...I can speak to you
with an open heart.

You don't hear me anyway.

By dint of pulling the
rope, it might even break.

Every time I lose a place
you complain as if it were ...

...the end of the world.

You complain because I'm late,
because on Sunday morning...

...I leave early, because I
come back late on Sunday night.

You complain
because I snore at night.

I understand that
soccer is your enemy....

...Is the enemy of all wives.

But you are not a wife, you
are the prophet Jeremiah.

What the heck!

I keep quiet for quiet life.

But at some point I
might run out of patience.

You were born in Trastevere
and you act as if you were...

...born in New York.
You filled my house...

...of electrical appliances.
Buttons, toggles, wires.

Stick a piece of toast in and
it splashes through the air.

The blender, the
electric air machine.

That one then really
irritates my nervous system.

All you need is for them to invent the automatic
love machine and then you will be happy.

Can you hear me?

Then in the morning when I wake
up, you have to do the hulahoop....

...for the line.

And get that horse running
around the house to do it.

That imbecile costs
me more than the Vespa.

You have to call him Old
John, Abruzzese shepherd boy.

And the thing that I am most disheartened
about is walking around the house....

...made up like a
lampshade. I don't know!

< You have to
sleep American style.

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...American-style.

But tonight I'm not
sleepy! So I will stay awake.

And since when
Americans can't sleep...

...get a shave, I'm
going to do it, too.

With the electric
razor, American.

And also some American
music I want to hear.

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Enough!

Weren't you asleep?

I do what I like.

You can tell, you
are the mistress.

Stop it. Do you think
you're being funny?

Since when have these pleasant
hums been bothering you?

Me? Go figure.

I don't even feel
them. In fact, look.

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...What I do to you.

That's right, wifey,
you also clean at night.

Yes, American style, dear.

Do you know what I do
now? I give a massage...

...of warm air, so I open the pores
of the skin and relax the nerves.

You do well. Do you know what
I'm going to do to myself now?

A nice fruit smoothie.

So when I am thirsty I
will find fresh and ready.

Sure, dear, go ahead.

Pretty damsel, will
you allow a dance?

< Matti, but what is
it, a construction site?

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Oh my, the master switch.

Did you hear how they shouted?

Of course, with
these modern walls.

With these modern wives!

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After all, the idea of these
separate beds is not bad.

Mah! It will be.

- Hi.
- Good morning.

It's a destiny.
It's all American.

Why, don't you like Americans?

Are you an American?

Almost. I am Rocky
Giardino's grandson.

- Here.
- No, thank you.

Director, I would
put the propeller...

- As a courtesy, I am working.
- For goodness sake.

I had come for
the recruitment...

There are already too
many lavarone here.

No relatives this time.

Don't worry, I've already
settled my family anyway.

I had come to recommend...

Let's start with this Garden.

What if instead.

This is related to a close friend
of mine who is in Sing Sing.

In Sing Sing?

You are Italian, you cannot
understand these things.

Bring him in.

Now.

Forget the propellers.

For goodness sake.

< Pasquale Giardino.

Here I am.

< Right away from the director.

Yes.

You can tell, that one
has the gangster uncle.

For that matter, I have a
cousin who does mugging.

What is mugging?

The tear.

Do you know English?

Yes, this is my certificate.

That's okay, we speak
Italian here anyway.

Do you know the
customs regulations?

From an early age, my
father was a smuggler.

Beautiful family.

Educational qualification?

Law degree.

- In Law?
- No, Lecce, in Puglia.

I graduated there.

It is not good
here. Listen to this.

But why?

It is the regulation.

But me?

You stay calm.

Wait your turn. I dislike him.

Listen to me.

Are we in time to buy it?

But you can tell. Go.

But where did you send them?

Technical elimination
of the opponent.

Your death, my
life. Come with me.

- Permission.
- Welcome. - Thank you.

Did you see that? I
made that. How beautiful!

- Take. - No.
- Take.

How is your uncle?

Good, but I haven't
seen it for a long time.

I believe that well.

Now it seems they are making
him bishop of Montefiascone.

Good one! They make
it bishop. Sit down.

How beautiful it is, Garden.

- No.
- Isn't it beautiful?

The gentleman is Marco
Tornabuoni, Giardino is gone...

...because he did not
have proper papers.

Garden is gone. He left.

On your feet!

Do you know the tourist
regulations governing...

...intercontinental travel?
- Yes, very well.

The first article states.

Silence. The
regulations are useless...

...for the job I want to
give you. It takes sympathy.

More sympathetic than
him, where do we find him?

Silence! Get out!

Now.

Ms. Jordan, please.

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Please take a seat.

Communist?

No.

Fascist?

Are you sure?

Give me the airplane.

As a child, I was a ballplayer.

But as soon as they
restored the boyscouts....

...My father made me sign up.

My father was a
boyscout general.

I've taken trips abroad, camps.

I have also been to Spain.

- Phalangist?
- No, tourist.

One moment.

All right.

But I have never
seen a line like that.

He looks like a diver.

But it is provisional. Forward.

Ammeter.

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For me tall, short, blond,
brunette, as long as it's a man.

Look who's here.
Luciana's husband.

Every time I see
it, I like it more.

He is a long play
special format.

But couldn't it have happened
to me instead of Luciana?

Does this contraption seem
possible here in our country?

It is recommended
by the U.S. Embassy.

Then he is a German inventor.

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This is a waste of time.

We are in the
experimental stage.

It is nothing more
than a tiny prototype.

Stop.

She is very fond of me.

Demonstration.

- Her husband is waiting for her outside.
- How?

Please can you close?

Her husband is there.

Thank you. Sorry,
I'll be right over.

You're welcome.
I would continue.

Here, dear director, you
will see the machine at work.

Pressure not good.

Now another record will come.

No, nothing.

Here are some noodles.

Hamburg, Munich.

Also rigatoni.

Come on, tell me.

No, you are the one
who has to guess.

How do I do that?

I told you it's good news.

Did they kick you out of
the referee association?

I found a place.

A place?

Yes, the way you like it.

In an American society.

How happy I am.

Have you gone sick? They see us.

There is no one there.

(TOGETHER) seven,
eight, nine, ten. Out!

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Always the jacket on the floor.

- Marco?
- Yes, dear?

Can you help me
pull up the zipper?

Of course.

Come on, we're going to be
late. My parents are waiting for us.

But how good.

Who did you exercise with,
with your female friends?

I undress my female
friends, I don't dress them.

Witty!

Damn drawer.

If you don't take your
time, that doesn't come.

I can't.

May I?

A little gentleness
and you get it all.

I can just see it.

Let me try again.

Can't do without it? Let go.

No, there is something for you.

To celebrate your new job.

Thank you, dear. Kiss.

American.

Do you like it?

Just think, it goes
with any outfit.

Especially with
any pair of shoes.

Gross!

Didn't you get the paper? Here.

And get out of the way.

Think about studying instead
of always playing with a kite.

Guys, come here.
Look at this stuff.

This boor of the Norcino!

What a burnout!

I'm going to play
this car this time.

Here, Grandpa,
break it all down.

Go Roma!

Let's get busy.

(TOGETHER) They
don't want to be there!

Cheers!

Knock it off. You know
that wine is bad for you.

Let it go!

I want to toast the
place that Marco found.

If we have to drink at
every new place of Marco's...

...We spend our
lives getting drunk.

But this time he
found a good place.

Work with Americans.

So here's to the Americans.

And here's to my health
and my 75th birthday.

Come on grandma that the first
100 years are the hardest. Cheers.

(TOGETHER) Health.

- Peppino, Uncle says you are like sailors.
- Why?

You have a woman in every field.

Kid jokes.

What are you
laughing at, you jerk?

Treat him badly, Gisella.
Men are all sailors.

- I know.
- Thank you, very kind. Waiter, two nuts.

And then he says he gets fat.
But you see how much he eats.

They are breadsticks.

Yes, but it is the
sixth package.

Look at Luciana as
she holds the line.

Luciana, but how do
you not gain weight?

He does the American cure.

Boiled carrots, orange
juice and popcorn.

I only eat well on Saturdays,
when I come here with you.

Yes, because at your
father's you ate well.

Semolina, boiled fish
and St. Paul's water.

If your father came here
once in a while to get...

...a nice meal with
us, it wouldn't hurt him.

What are you talking about?

He didn't even
come to the wedding.

- He will come to the baptism.
- Figure.

There is nothing to do,
Lazio has more game.

She is unlucky.

(TOGETHER) Sure,
But always forza Lazio.

Young man, what did you say?

- I said forza Lazio.
- Forza Lazio.

Don't you remember the last 3-0?

That time Lovati with
a bellyful found oil?

I only regret that Lazio and
Napoli have the same jersey.

- You are right.
- Who is he?

Now they start talking about
soccer, and I'll say goodbye.

Why don't you do as
I do? It takes a pulse.

I have never seen a
game and will never go.

Marco, you who are an umpire,
give us a dispassionate opinion.

No, precisely because I am
a referee, I cannot comment.

- Marco, are we going home?
- I'm coming, dear.

Where are you going?

Let them go.

It's late.

But what late? It's
10 o'clock, it's early.

Hi, Mom.

Shut up.

Hi, beautiful.

Come on now.

Goodbye.

Hello.

It's useless, with these
referees it can't be done....

...a peaceful
discussion. They escape.

- Speak in Romanesco!
- Knock it off!

< Run?

What does she want?
Besides, I don't even know her.

Miss, listen to me. Would you
allow me to accompany you?

Who do you take me
for? I'm a serious girl.

And I bet he is already married.

Wait, let me tell
you. I am so unhappy.

My wife neglects me.
She doesn't understand me.

Perhaps it is you who
cannot explain yourself.

Can I give it a try?

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- Well? - You say well?
- Of course, we are married.

They all say that.

I show her the
card. What the heck!

Damn, I must have
left it in the other dress.

Can't you see that I have a
wedding ring? We are married.

I have a wedding ring,
too. Are you and I married?

This alibi does not work.

- May I, dear? My wife...
- Halt!

- This is the proof. My wife said.
- How was I supposed to say?

It is said my lady.

Bravo.

You guys don't give it to
me. You are not married.

But at least behave well.

Of course I my lady, at this
hour, walking around alone....

...I wouldn't send her there. Good night.
- Good night.

- He is crazy but nice.
- Yes.

I would like to know how
boyfriends make love today.

How were we doing?

We always had the
eyes of your house on us.

- To think that I always wanted to give you lots of kisses.
- Didn't I?

We for the guard
tonight are not married.

We are an irregular couple.

To me this gives
a curious feeling.

What do you want to do?

Would you go with me?

Yes, but where
are you taking me?

You will see.

Cab.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good evening.

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How well you know this place.

Who knows how many
times you came there.

They all know him.

Do they want to have dinner?

Do you want to have dinner?

We got up from the
table an hour ago.

We ate, it is true.

I understand.

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Marco.

Bombardino my saint.

Beautiful pacifiers.

Marco, thank goodness.

What a bad dream I had had!

I had dreamed that
you had gone away.

Marco, good morning.

Tell me you are happy too.

What a beauty!

We both work together, we are
good together, we love each other.

Why doesn't it always
happen like this?

Will you promise to stay
with me all day today?

Yes, love.

Every Sunday, always together.

Let's sleep now.

Yes.

You are right.

It is barely seven o'clock.

The seven?

Oh my God, how do I do that?

There is Peppino waiting
for me at the airport.

We have to leave
for Sicily. The game.

No, love, try to understand.

No!

I swear to you,
this is the last time.

Every Sunday is like this.

Peppino also neglects me,
yet I can't wait to marry him.

- But how many years have you been engaged?
- Eight.

And isn't that enough for you?

For us women there comes a
time when a husband is a necessity.

It's not just that.

Now I'm going to show
them what I'm up to.

I envy you!

You can make these reprisals
because you are married....

...And you are no longer afraid
that it will run away from you.

Instead I have to put up with it or
else that one gets fed up, plants me....

...and fly away.
- Yes, I do see him flying away.

Here, again waking
up on the ground.

There is no way this
separate beds thing is possible.

Here is the letter carrier
from Val Gardena. Bravo.

Let's see what's new. Be good!

Be good!

(I'm not talking to you.

Do not attempt to
communicate by recorder.)

You know what a
disappointment that made me.

Forgive me.

Good!

But I could not do otherwise.

Go now.

Go! Up!

Go away! Go to the
mistress, come on.

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That way.

Good morning, would
you like anything?

Yes. Is this a travel agency?

Yes, Tourist Company Express.

- Express?
- Yes, but not espresso.

Expressed in the sense of quick.

For tourism and for beautiful
female tourists like you.

Any service is available to you.

Do you want to
change your money?

No.

Customs operations?

No.

I understand, you
want to visit Italy, travel.

Yes, we like to travel a lot.

And travel with the lord.
Travel, beautiful little girls.

(intercom) Mr. Tornabuoni?

Yes.

From the editor.

Now.

Given the season, I would
recommend a country with sunshine.

For example, Majorca,
South America.

The boss wants you.

Who?

II principal, he wants you.

It must be for permission.
Just a moment.

Calm down, tell me. Do
you guys want to travel?

Yes, a place full of sunshine.

Majorca.

South America.

Honolulu.

Philippines.

It's always raining
there, it's cold.

Sunshine, the real kind,
you can find only in Naples.

Margellina.

Can I tell you one thing?

In Margellina I know a
place where you can eat...

...of the purpetielli veraci.

Purpetelli?

No, purpetielli.

Shut up, you get me fired.

Did you see how
well it turned out?

Very nice.

Do you want it? Take it.

Mr. Lacorata.

Mr. Garden.

My name is Tornabuoni.
How should I tell him?

Tornabuoni.

All right, mark here because
you are asking for a day off.

My reason, on the
questionnaire, there cannot be.

Then why are you
asking for a day off?

On Thursday I have to
referee a make-up game.

But does it say here?

No.

Read, did you have an aunt die?
Do you have to have a picnic...

...with your girlfriend?
- No. But I need permission.

- But does it say here?
- It doesn't.

Then I can't give
you permission.

Leave.

Look how beautiful it is!

I live alone. If you sometimes
want to honor me at my home.

I can give you other recipes.

How did it go?

No dice.

How do you do that?

There you have to go there.

How do I go there?

I got an idea,
I'll fill in for you.

It's so easy here anyway.

But can it be done?

Yes, for goodness sake.

Tell us the recipe
for Neapolitan pizza.

You tell them.

Didn't we stay in Majorca?

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

We would like to visit Pompeii.

I understood it perfectly.
Ciampino. Flight.

- Pompeii.
- Yes.

Eight hundred thousand.

(CONFUSED VOICE)

What?

All good. Everything is
expensive here in Italy.

Dear Knight, here is inflation.

What happened is unbelievable.

I asked to go to
Pompeii, not Bombay.

I want to go back to Rome!

You Italians will
pay all the damages!

I want to go to
Pompeii for free.

It's a wonderful set-up.

What is he doing up
there? Has he learned to fly?

There was Io sliding of
the curtain that did not work.

She knows how much the
drafts bother me. It's working now.

You should take a look
at the new Finley method.

For payroll calculations.

No, for goodness sake.
The accountant Franchetti...

...resumed service
only yesterday.

And the Australian keeps the
infection at least one week....

...after defrocking.

Instead, in my office
I am like in a fortress.

An aseptic fortress.

Do you like that mirror?

Very.

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Thank you.

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<...a piece of the French 1700s.

By a well-known engraver.
It's signed, you know.

I didn't know he
also meant furniture.

She really knows everything.

Everything, no.

For example, I don't know what
this perfume she uses is called.

Oklahoma.

Look, you should have those two
presses cleared through customs....

...arrived yesterday
from New York.

Yes, they are stopped at the
agency where my husband works.

If you want we can
make a phone call.

- Yes, he could deal with it.
- Yes.

Hello? Please, Mr. Tornabuoni.

Who? Ah, yes.
Good guy. I fired him.

How?

He went to Bombay with
some Indians, I don't know.

In Bombay?

How beautiful it is.

No, not Garden.

Hello.

Tiredness.

Yeah, huh?

Drooling monster!

His name is Old John.

Yes, on the tombstone
I will write Old John.

Because one of these days
I'll give him the meatball.

I give you the meatball.

Why does it bother you so much?

I stay all day working.

While the young
master is here resting.

How I understand you.

All day long
grappling with tourists.

Poor guy, what a struggle.

You are a little exhausted.
You need some rest.

Maybe a little vacation.

Why don't you go to Pompeii?

Why Pompeii of all places?

It's so close.

You take the plane and
in one day you get there.

And then maybe you're
wrong and you get to Bombay.

Look, I was going to tell you.

Knock it off!

You tell more stories
than Walt Disney.

Nice figure you made
me make with the principal.

I phone and they tell me
you've been thrown out.

I don't give a damn
about your principal.

He is a serious person,
not a liar like you.

Then you could have
married him, or an American.

The trouble is that I love you.

Look, I'll find another
place, you'll see.

No, sir, this time
I found it for you.

Are you hurt?

I had fixed it for you
with my own hands.

I wanted to surprise you.

Dear, you made it for me.

How's the work going, good?

- All right, doctor.
- Good.

To have him here,
what a blessing.

Happy with your
husband's new job?

Yes, but he might have been
better off in administration.

It would have been more useful.

With all the work there is.

In America it starts
with selling newspapers.

And you end up as directors.

Sometimes the
opposite happens in Italy.

You start as editors and
end up selling newspapers.

Doctor, you need to
put a signature here.

- Where.
- Here.

I see that he is
doing quite well.

- Yeah.
- To work.

Are you worried about Luciana?

Yeah. Tonight we start
again with the usual stories.

Once one decides
to take the train...

Because you have the Lambretta
that always breaks down....

It breaks down the train.

But won't it start?

And I idiot who
even did my hair up.

- Hi, honey.
- Hi.

The little carrion
does it on purpose.

His name is Old John.

Today I noticed right away
that you did your hair up.

Oh, yeah? Come over
here, sit down and listen.

I promise and swear I
will be on time this time.

And that I will come home
at seven o'clock sharp.

Whose voice is this?

It was not my fault.

Whose voice is this?

It's mine.

What time is it?

8:30.

They say 8:30 p.m.
That is to say a delay of...

1.30 hours.

Oh my God. When I see
it my heart goes to 78 rpm.

- Good morning, doctor.
- Good morning.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

To Dr. Marco, this present,
offers my heart, grateful.

From the cold save can,
When in the stadium...

...the rain is big...

...putting the red
scarf around his neck.

Marco Tornabuoni
in administration.

(INTERCOM) The scarf
was also given as a gift.

I'm sorry, I'll be right back.

That jealous cat!

He doesn't get one over on them.

Did you want me?

Are you cold?

A gift from the young ladies.

Vulgarities.
Garnet-red plaid scarf.

You brought me
here to tell me this?

No, to tell you that as of today you
are no longer selling newspapers.

What newspapers?

I know.

From today you will work
here, in administration, with me.

At your command, ma'am.

The 27th is approaching and
paychecks need to be prepared.

Come here.

Sub total Replace, To look in
memory Exit Total, is that okay?

This is I indicative mirror.

Base pay, cost of living,
allowances, family allowances.

Simply add the items in red
and subtract those in black.

What about the ones in green?

It's overtime. In
yellow are the fines.

Simple, right?

Very simple.

This is how you
treat a family man....

...after 30 years of service.

Seven thousand lira less,
but is that fair to you, doctor?

Excuse me, but what is this
all about? Piecework, me?

To me 14,000 lira?

But do you know that it didn't
calculate the cost of living for me?

Lina was given 13th month's pay
and I was given 10,000 lire less?

(CONFUSED VOICE)

Doctor, what have
you done to me?

He gave me 10,000 lira less.

All right, take it easy.

I knew I was not
completely indifferent to her.

He gave me 700
hours of overtime.

(INTERCOM) Marco
Tornabuoni in administration.

All right, I'll check it out.

It's about 10,000 lira
less that they gave me.

But what about him?

Poor guy, go ahead
and defend him.

He got it all wrong.

- But can you tell what you've been up to?
- Easy!

I did not marry a man.

I married a saboteur.

For payroll? I don't understand
anything with green, yellow.

The brunettes, the redheads.

Instead of working
you look at women.

While I have to slog from
morning to night, don't I?

Don't be silly, come on, Lucy.

And don't call me that.
My name is Luciana.

Now that in the midst of these
Americans I was doing well.

Of course, in the midst of the grimaces.
The little kiss, the little scarf.

I did not seek this employment.

And me being able
to get you hired.

Nice figure you made for me.

Do you know what
my duty would be?

Do like the travel
company people.

Getting you fired,
sending you away.

Here's what I should do.

Look it's not like you have
to have any qualms about me.

And I don't want you to
make Dr. Giuliani look bad.

So I'm quitting my own job.
Here. Are you happy now?

Oh, yeah. It's easy for
you to lose another place.

There is always the jerk
who brings the money home.

Marco, what's wrong
with me? Forgive me.

Do you realize what you said?

Why did everyone hear?

No, because I heard it.

You say that I am supported
by you, that I depend on you.

And if I say it
means that I think.

For that matter,
it is also true.

But I can't be in
here, it's not my fault.

You never understood
it. We were both wrong.

< Are you going home?

No. I'm going back to Dad.

(BACKGROUND MUSIC)

(BACKGROUND MUSIC)

Good afternoon,
Professor Octavius.

Did you sleep well?

No, unfortunately not.
Maybe the noon semolina ...

...It stayed on my stomach.

She was the one who prepared it.

Yes, but she seasoned it.

Agnesina, Clementina, but
do you guys always fight?

Do you know what I dreamed?

Finally an audience
with Monsignor Carlucci?

Maybe. Unfortunately, no.

I had a strange dream.

A large rectangular
lawn, crossed by...

...by longitudinal white lines.

And two small wooden
rectangles at the ends.

100, 110 meters long?

Weren't those white
rectangles with a net?

Silence. How do you know?
Do you also spy on my dreams?

But no, it's the usual dream.

The one on the soccer field.

Silence. This word in my
house is not to be uttered.

I dreamed only of a meadow.

What do you know!

I always hoped that my grandson
would be different from my son.

Instead, he too...

Don't take it so hard.

They are young.

Silence. Go and call him.

It must be the semolina.

Ball.

Come on through.

Michael.

What?

Were you playing a game?

No, I wasn't playing.
Where is the ball?

The professor saw you.

This is impossible.

Here's the ball.

Who threw it? Ugly
repeater that you are.

Go immediately to prepare
the car for the professor.

Yes, but don't say anything to Uncle that
I'll give you a nice shrine afterwards.

Michele. Car. Now.

Guys, I'm coming back.

Youth burned by
the demon of sports.

Michele is a boy
that worries me.

So rambunctious. And
he is also a repeater.

He has been a
seminarian for 10 years.

Turn around! I am undressing.

If Monsignor Carlucci
reports to him, as soon as...

...ripped the votes me send
him on a mission to the Congo.

And I am left with no grandchild,
no secretary and no driver.

Now you can turn around.

But what about the headlight?
Has London responded?

Yes, but they said that
spare parts for this model...

...have been sold
out since 1930.

What about the engine?
This one always stops.

Until the break-in is over.

The cylinders are
still somewhat bound.

But home-library, library-home.

For 30 years this poor woman
has been doing 100 meters a day.

On the other hand, to me
alone does not send me there.

He also sends me
walking to the seminary.

Michele, I recommend,
caution, go slowly.

Always keep to the right.

Hello.

(BACKGROUND MUSIC)

(BACKGROUND MUSIC)

Uncle, wonderful news.

An audience with
Monsignor Carlucci?

No, better.

Did they finally
promote you to theology?

No, not this one.

You have no idea
who has arrived.

Do not raise your voice.
Calm and composure.

- Yes. - Who has arrived?
- Marco has arrived.

So let's see how much
is missing from home.

That's about 10 years.

Uncle, do you drink?

Don't talk nonsense,
it is Fra Juniper liquor.

Yes, it is exactly 10 years that I
have been waiting for the opportunity....

...to uncork this bottle.

We drink to the return
of the prodigal son.

And today we will set the
table with the fattest lamb.

It's wonderful, this cake.

The recipe is mine.

Yes, but I made
the shortcrust pastry.

I have never eaten like this.

You don't talk with a
mouthful in your mouth.

Sorry, Dad.

Michele, a little discretion.

Uncle, a little piece.

We also learned to smoke.

Who knows how many other vices
you've picked up outside the home.

But no!

The world is full of
temptations. I know it.

But he hasn't left
the house in 20 years.

You can tell.

To preserve themselves from the immorality
that reigns supreme in the world...

...You have to isolate yourself. I
stay here isolated from all the vices.

Nightclubs, scantily clad women.

Men circulating
in their underwear.

But Pop, those are the tourists.

No, sinners.

The last time I went
out, my eyes were hurt...

...from a huge gathering for
an actress, what's her name?

Marilyn Monroe?

I don't know her.

Tina Pica?

Who is he?

America's Aunt.

I don't know her.

No, that Italian brunette.
What's her name?

Carla Calamai.

Since then you don't leave the
house and claim to know the world?

What's the point?

Do we need to see
things to know they exist?

Michele, have you
ever seen the Congo?

I don't, Mr. Uncle.

Yet it exists.

I do not deny it.

Do you always do
that strange trade?

No, Dad, I don't
do football anymore.

Wise decision.

Have you left
the playing fields?

Not quite completely.
I'm a referee now.

How good he is! He is a referee.

Shut up you. Did.

It seems inarguable to
me that you coming home...

...you gave up your
pedestrian activities.

Ludovico.

Santa, what are you saying?

Ludovico Tornabuoni. Court
Councillor of the House of Este.

Maximilian, Cardinal.

Francis Mary, distinguished
jurist and unsurpassed legislator

Mathilde, Ursuline Superior.

What more do you want
to demand from a child?

See, can you imagine a portrait of
you with a whistle around your neck?

You will not be a judge as I
would have wanted you to be.

But someday you will
take my place in the library.

But Father, I...

But what?

All right, whatever you say.

Let's go straight to bed.

But it is barely nine o'clock.

This is a special evening,
we were a little late.

Michele, in bed.

(BACKGROUND MUSIC)

(BACKGROUND MUSIC)

Shoo away.

One of these days I'll give
you the meatball, you know?

Hello, mother?

Will you prepare my
room for me tonight?

What am I doing
here alone? Hello.

What is it? Do
you need anything?

No, I don't need anything.

You've been tossing and
turning in that bed for two hours....

...like an eel.

Nothing, I suffer a
little from insomnia.

I may need to
take a sleeping pill.

But what sleeping pill?

You would need your husband.

Mom.

You think of him.

Imagine me thinking about that.

You two make me laugh.

You sound like two kids.

One sleeps here
and one sleeps there.

Don't you know that me and
that executioner father of yours....

...We have been together for
25 years, and we are happy....

...like the first day?

And the bed, from that time it
opened when he slept in it....

...that panzona of your
grandmother, I had it fire-welded.

- Look, mom...
- No, you need to hear me.

You need your children
to weld you, understand?

The latest American
statistics say that a couple...

...In order to have children,
he must first achieve...

...a certain psychological
and economic stability.

(SPEAKS IN ENGLISH)

Luciana mia, speak as you eat.

Americans are not
fooling me. Take it from me.

Those people talk, but then
they have children like us.

00:51:05,803
Hello.

(BACKGROUND MUSIC)

(RECORDER) Stop snoring, Marco.

Marco.

Russian, Russian again.

Phone, please?

- Down there.
- Thank you.

Michael.

How is the work going?

Not bad.

I need to talk to you.

Is there something wrong?

No, it's perfectly fine.
Let's go have a cigarette.

Yes, but be careful,
your father is there.

If that one sees us then he
goes and tells Monsignor Carlucci.

Michele, I the letter of
resignation as referee...

...I had written it, but....
- You didn't send it?

Worse, I tore it up.

Good thing. Bravo.

Yes, good. After all,
to Pop, I promised him.

They are the last two.

Strength.

Open the gate for me.

Take it easy.

Won't you be cold?

I have a woolen bunting.

Wait.

- Shall I go?
- Go.

Why did you give him
the appointment right here?

Here it is hidden,
no one can see us.

Good thing I have a
bunting, it's so cold!

- Have you succeeded?
- Here it is.

- Yes, St. Dominic has fulfilled us.
- St. Dominic?

Yes, I begged him and
Uncle sends us to distribute...

...these propaganda
pamphlets in the province.

But your name is Michele?

Why didn't you
turn to St. Michael's?

Because St. Dominic is stronger.

What should I do
with these parcels?

Penalty!

There is no penalty!

But how is it not there?

There is penalty.

- Would you like a book on the life of Don Bosco?
- I'm not interested.

Look at Don Bosco
was a sportsman.

I don't want it.

He organized soccer teams.

I don't want it.

Would you like a book too?

(Sports, malignant
tumor of modern youth).

I give you the
malignant tumor, stop it.

If she commits another one of these
infractions I will kick her off the field.

Go ahead, without
discussion, turn around.

I didn't do it on purpose.

Referee, there is no offside.

How is there not? There is!

We are going to
get sick in this rain.

No, we are sportsmen.

Nice, huh?

Good morning, gentlemen,
would you like anything?

What?

Do they wish for something?

We?

Yes, bring us a book.

What kind of book?

Where will Marco stay?

I get it, they want the life of St.
Mark's. I'll bring it to them right away.

What? St. Mark's?
Did you tell him?

- Look.
- Here it is.

- For the Peppa!
- What?

- Wouldn't he have something lighter?
- But how?

I have wanted to read about
Bartali's life for a long time.

Bartali? But we have
religious books here.

Why, Bartali is not religious?

Silence, please.

Look, standing
up you can't read.

Will you please take a seat?

Whatever.

Also them. Out of courtesy.

I don't understand.

Babbo, we are lucky, the
doctors were telling me now...

...That pneumonia is averted.

Michele has only
a strong influence.

Dear Marco.

What a stench!

Dear Marco, a deluge.

A deluge is the right image.

The thirst for knowledge
is like a flood roaring...

...sprinkling with a thousand rivulets
the mind eager for new knowledge.

Well done, guys, you are
accomplishing a mission.

Thank you, Father.

But don't overexert yourselves.
Michele already has a fever.

Peppino as well.

Who is Peppino?

Preface.

Edition. Ah, it's Uncle's.

But come on!

Calm down, I have to read.

If I don't read loudly, I
don't understand anything.

But come on!

In short, what?

Read slowly.

Slow reading.

Printed in Rome
on June 14, 1901.

- Enough!
- What manners!

It will be good for you to
suspend your work on Sunday.

You have earned it.

But dad, the books
I have to deliver.

I committed myself.

Many people are waiting for me.

I could go there by myself.

All right, go alone.

But what is this commotion?

What's going on?

I'll go and see.

Put your hands down.

What library is this if
you can't even read?

Do you want to go out?

Don't listen to him, do
you hear how he talks?

Marco, but where had you been?

But what is this commotion?

But what a racket?

We were passing
by, then we said.

...why don't we
pay them a visit?

We wanted to talk to you.

Go ahead and speak.

Yes, let's talk.

Speak.

So?

I was going to tell you.
Do you understand?

- I didn't understand.
- You didn't understand?

Marco, you need to
return to your home.

Without you, rigatoni con la
paiata no longer appeals to me.

And then who do we
reason with about soccer?

She thinks Grandma has become a
teetotaler since she hasn't seen you.

To you here Luciana sent you.

No, Luciana doesn't
know anything. My word.

Then have her explain to
you why I am staying here.

But never mind.

No, I don't let it go.

If Luciana wants to make
peace come here and apologize.

I feel very sorry for you,
but I cannot do otherwise.

And then you can't
talk. Read there.

Silentium? Is it Greco-Roman?

- Thank you.
- You are welcome.

Practical boyscout
course. Interesting.

Are you a boyscout?

No, my father.

I really was throwing them away.

Why?

That's the way I am.

When a book I
read I throw it away.

But if you like it you keep it.

- May I?
- Thank you.

In fact, look, I would have
a pleasant edification....

...of the Spirit
in four volumes.

Do we open now or throw away?

I don't know.

Do you want to think about it?

- Have a seat.
- Thank you.

But does Io know that
his face is not new to me?

It's strange. For my
part, If I had met her ...

...I would know very
well where and when.

I must have seen his
photograph somewhere.

No, don't say anything.
You are an actor.

No.

Then he is a singer.

You see, I think you
will be very disappointed.

- I'll tell you a secret.
- Let's hear it.

I do the refereeing.

Today in Taranto I
whistled two penalties.

And here I am, safe and sound.

It must be beautiful!

So many people anxiously
awaiting his decisions.

00:59:10,201
Do you stay in Rome?

No, only for a few minutes.

Then I take the
connecting train to Florence.

00:59:16,723
Too bad.

For my aunt?

No, for me.

Excuse me for being curious,
but what are all these books?

It's a long story.

You must know
that I have a father....

Too bad, we are in Rome now.

Wait for me to help you.

She got hung up.

Thank you.

- What about these? We have read them all.
- What do we do?

- Do we throw them away?
- Yes.

- Away!
- Go!

Street.

- Here it is.
- Look.

< Florence is not so far away...

...will you visit me?

I shouldn't have to tell you this, but I will be
refereeing my first major league game on Sunday....

...and maybe just in
Florence, are you happy?

- Mind you, it's a secret.
- And two, and the third one is what?

You are the most important one.

If you call me I will give
you confirmation for Sunday.

You have to give it to me.

- I will be thinking of you all week.
- Bye.

Hello.

Hello.

- Good evening, doctor.
- Evening.

Good evening.

- Not even at dinner?
- No.

We could go to a cheerful
little place and a movie theater.

I don't feel like it.

There is a very good
movie with a good actor.

What is it called? It's
on the tip of my tongue.

I can't.

Or there is an adventure movie.

I have already seen it, but I
would gladly see it again....

... "microbe hunters."

- Microbes?
- Yes, hunting...

All right, I'll drive you home.

It is useless, there is no
sports page in that newspaper.

(TELEPHONE)

We are ready, in
the grace of the Lord.

Goodness gracious. A
phone call from abroad.

From abroad?

Yes? Hello? Tornabuoni!

Who is he?

Florence.

Who is he?

01:02:17,520
- But I don't know her.
- Sorry, it's for me.

It's me, Marco, how are you?

It went well as I
predicted, are you happy?

I was sure of that.

What a scandal, a woman.

Yet Marco is married.

It is a sinful relationship.

Of necessity, the
wife Left him alone.

Women today, how
strange they are.

They work, they go out on
their own, they even think.

It would take someone to
bring them back to the right path.

And this is the task
of the old people.

If there are any old
people here, it is you two.

I, as a mature person,
know what my duty is.

But don't ask me
to go to Canossa.

To those junkyard
subversives I will never go.

(BACKGROUND MUSIC)

(BACKGROUND MUSIC)

What manners, you
are such a discolect.

And you are a thief, you
wanted to steal my flowers.

- Does the Terenzi family live here?
- Where else?

Up there.

- Wait here.
- Yes, Mr. Uncle.

- Oh! Is that your ball?
- Yes, why?

So let's play.

And that's it! That's
four cups you eat!

- Grandma, I don't want this gruel!
- You eat instead.

And give it to me,
if he doesn't want it.

You stand still!

And now you, if you don't eat, I
make the bogeyman come, you know?

Don't listen to her, the
bogeyman does not exist.

Is it allowed?

(TOGETHER) The
bogeyman! The black man!

Shut up, you rude people.

Who are you?

I am the professor
Ottavio Tornabuoni.

Oh God, Marco's
father. Come away.

Sorry, professor, if you find
me all messy. Have a seat.

I'm going to call
my husband now.

What do you want some?

Thank you, little one.

However, I congratulate you, you
are very good at depriving yourself...

...of part of your
gruel for a stranger.

No, it's just that this
stuff really makes me sick.

01:04:54,762
Oh, will you pass me the ball?

Ball! Shoot! But
don't you ever shoot?

01:05:00,482
< If not, I don't have fun!

01:05:03,483
Michael.

What is it?

Come right up!

01:05:10,755
Where is he? Where
is this professor?

Ah there it is!

You are the one who took Marco of
ours and you must give him back to us!

- Where is Marco?
- But kind lady I...

But then you are heartless.

- You want my death!
- Me?

- Here I am - I want Marco!

But who is this crazy old woman?

- You tell him that Marco must come back.
- Who is he?

Grandma, what are
you doing? Go away!

Sorry, Professor, if I kept
you waiting in the kitchen....

...But so suddenly.
Come to the living room.

My husband if it's not ten
o'clock he doesn't get up.

Be seated, that I call.

Third, and who
brought this to us?

What do I know, Dad
must have brought it.

Ouch! How hard
Dad makes us work.

You know what, though? It's a
model that's easy to break down.

See what a dud.

Subversives.

Oh!

That horrible video,
glimpsed once in a bar.

Go that way these
are men's things. Close.

Professor. Sorry to
keep you waiting....

...But, you know, I was
still in bed because...

(METALLIC NOISE)

They are my children.

They do junkyards, it's
kind of a noisy business.

- It is an infamous profession.
- He's right. Please take a seat.

No, thank you.

Have a seat...
May I offer a drink?

No, thank you, I don't
drink. I came here for my son.

Those two guys need
to get back together.

That's right, professor. I
feel exactly the same way.

They have to get back together.

- Here.
- Here.

It is good for your daughter
to come to my house.

And why doesn't his
son return to his home?

Because the wife must
follow her husband.

But for goodness sake, Professor,
these are outdated opinions.

Women today have
the same rights as men.

If you see certain
posters on the street...

...what needs to
happen in the houses?

(PLAYS TRUMPET)

Other than junkyard, junkyard.

(TRUMPET)

Professor, my daughter is
proud and says that Marco...

...He must come here and ask
her forgiveness on his knees.

Let me talk to your daughter.

At least she will have respect
for her husband's father.

But I have the respect,
is that it's impossible.

- Why?
- Because there isn't one!

You want to stop me
from seeing her, don't you?

But I don't want to prevent
anything from anyone.

My daughter is not here
because she is working.

Women should not work.

She says well.

I mean professor, you come
back tonight at nine o'clock.

My daughter every
night returns at that time.

Here, this is where I wanted it.

Thus, in a house of subversives,
daughters are educated.

Look who's talking
about education!

If anyone has miseducated
children, it is him!

- But I say.
- That poor fellow Marco you ruined him!

"This one can't be done,
this other can't be done either."

Marco wanted to play ball
and you made him stop!

When he married my daughter,
you didn't want to come ...

...not even at the wedding!

You kept him locked up in
that musty house all the time!

And you forced him to do
what he didn't want to do!

I marvel that he still greets
you and calls you dad!

- Have you gone crazy?
- You didn't tell him anything.

You told him everything!

- When you light your pipe, you don't put it out anymore.
- But shut up.

What are you doing near my car?

- Up, up, out of the way.
- Out of the way!

But what does she do?

Work.

Can't you see it?

Was this car yours?

Oh!

- Michael.
- Uncle!

(Speaker) At platform
nine the rapid from Rome...

...for Bologna-Milan.

It is on its way to curb
nine the rapid from Rome....

...for Bologna-Milan.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Where are you taking me?

I don't know, but in a place
where there are that many people....

...And that confusion to
be able to talk to you....

...without them seeing and hearing us.
- Yes!

I have to give
you a long speech.

(MUSIC)

(SINGS "NOBODY")

Go and get my coat now.

But if we have arrived now.

It's your fault. You always
go to the game on Sunday...

...And I can't be
late every night.

- Shall we have a little dance?
- Yes.

(MUSIC)

What a bore!

(MUSIC)

Don't be naughty,
just a little bit more.

Look, I couldn't
tell you last time....

...But you are the
first woman who ...

Yes in short, that he
approves of my Sundays....

...and considers them
an important thing.

You are in every way
the opposite of Luciana.

Luciana is your wife?

Yes. But we don't get along
anymore, we had a fight and...

And so we are
no longer together.

Please, Marco,
don't say anything.

(MUSIC)

Yeah, I forgot that
you don't use lipstick.

I love you.

But dancing you know?

Let's go.

(MUSIC)

- Good evening, ma'am.
- Good evening.

Good evening.

Have a seat.

(MUSIC)

(MUSIC)

- Nice here huh?
- Yes.

- Had she never been there?
- No.

But you will see
that you eat very well.

(MUSIC)

Two whiskeys.

Good evening, gentlemen.
Would they like to have dinner?

No, no later. Now two whiskeys.

- Whiskey before eating?
- Yes. For goodness sake.

Hemingway takes two in
the morning instead of juice....

...of pear or orange
and three as an aperitif.

It is a wheat extract, protein.

The glasses I recommend
clean, very clean.

Cheers!

- What do you have?
- Oh my God, oh my God.

I forgot to take the injection.

Injection? Of what?

- Stantomycin.
- "Stanto" what?

"Pussycat."

- "Pussycat?"
- It's a trifle, you know, nothing serious.

- A pleural outcome.
- An outcome?

- But it's chronic.
- Ah, it's chronic?

Chronic, chronic yes...

It is enough that I go one day without
taking the injection that I am sick.

I am very sick.

Oh God, I'm burning out.

- Hot?
- I have a fever.

Hear, hear how I burn.

Ah! Look, Luciana, maybe
we'd better leave, you know.

- What about dinner?
- No, for goodness sake, it would be very bad for her.

- And already.
- Eating with a fever?

- For goodness sake.
- No, no for the love of... Leonardo!

The pear!

Thank you.

- Will you be able to forgive me?
- I don't understand, of what?

If you knew what
I did. What a fool.

See, so talking about
you, I said to my aunt.

...that you would
referee tomorrow's game.

You would have been better off not
telling her anything, but never mind.

- A trouble happened, though.
- What happened?

How difficult it is
to explain it to you.

(MUSIC)

(SINGS)

You know, my aunt is
not a normal woman.

She is paralytic and does
not have every Friday.

All he does is read
newspapers and fantasize.

Poor thing, I'm sorry.

Marco, I don't know
how, she got in her head...

...that I could
have affected you.

Influence on me? But
in what sense, sorry?

Well, in the sense that...
My aunt has a card mania....

...Of the horoscopes,
of horses, she's crazy!

I don't understand. So what?

Yesterday, he took all his savings
and certain things of mine....

...jewelry and some liquid...

...and bet a million
on Fiorentina's defeat.

What?

A million on
Fiorentina's defeat?

But this is crazy! I
don't understand.

What, are we in America here?

If you knew her you
would understand.

All her life she has been
cheated by everyone....

...magicians,
soothsayers, gamblers.

I'm sorry to have to tell you
this, but consider that million lost.

I didn't ask you for anything,
dear, but I had to tell you.

(SINGS)

(SINGS)

Look, Marco, help me at
least in this, try to tell him.

It may be that the bet
can still be withdrawn.

- I will feel less guilty, you know?
- Yes.

Look, there is a lot
of confusion here....

...Do you mind if
we go right away?

No, come on!

- No.
- Ma'am, listen to me.

I tell him this for his
sake and for Julia.

Go ahead, tell me
who did it, the name.

Come on, Auntie,
for goodness sake.

It is useless, when he is so
persistent there is nothing to be done!

He would not
even talk to torture.

Auntie, please, do this for me.

Be good, look,
we are still in time.

We can turn to the police,
because she has been deceived.

This is a vulgar scam!

You will see that all the
money will be returned to you.

Do you understand, Auntie?
We will get our money back!

It's my fault, I should
have had her interdicted.

But in short, what does he
believe, that he can win the bet?

I can't do anything about it.
Do you understand? Nothing.

But what does this guy want?

Fiorentina loses, even
if she doesn't want to.

- It loses on its own!
- But if there is no probability.

But do you know the verdict of the
stars? Have you read the horoscope?

No? Read, read what
tomorrow's Scorpio says!

- Julia!
- She loses! It loses to his face. It loses!

01:17:13,203
Forgive me, Marco, it's over.
Let's not see each other anymore!

But why?

Because I am ashamed!

Because I did not tell
you the truth about my life.

Look at this house! Look!

This is my room,
that's all I have.

But that doesn't
change anything at all!

I only have her, that
crazy old woman.

I don't know how we
will do from tomorrow.

When I think that would be...

Nothing would have been
enough, one decision from you...

...A gesture from you in the
middle of the field, I will be unfair.

But I will hate you. That's why
I don't want to see you again.

Sorry.

So have you really decided
not to see me anymore?

It's up to you.

What are we going to do,
look each other in the eye?

And let's look into
each other's eyes.

All right, I admit, here
laughing and joking....

...We didn't sleep at
night and with this?

For a penalty, a
disallowed goal?

Does it depend on me? Eh,
but it also depends on you.

And because she loves me and
understands me, I have to convince her.

No? Yes!

But how, wasn't she sick?

- Go away!
- Let me in!

What's going on here?

Julia, what does that mean?

Don't you understand?

Then I'll explain it to them.

We earn three
million with this joke.

You are still on time and you
are a fool if you do not accept....

<... Of doing in the middle.

Away, Marco, trust me, no
one will know anything about it.

How is this possible?

And don't be making that face.

Come on, that 1.5 million
you've never seen in one piece.

You make me sick.

And you annoyed me
with all your stories!

The boyscout father,
the American wife.

01:19:02,241
<...not to yawn in your face.

Here you go and
sorry for the trouble.

When I think of all the time I
had to waste chasing after you.

(RADIO) This is the seventh
time the village has been graced...

...by the simultaneous
birth of twenty-two infants.

Sow and piglets
enjoy excellent health.

Sports, Florence. Marco
Tornabuoni proved himself today...

...the strictest
referee in the league.

He broke the record for penalties given
and the number of penalties awarded.

All divided equally
between the two teams.

It is therefore surprising that a group
of rowdies, perhaps to punish him...

...to have arbitrated like
this, they caught up with him...

...disguised as peaceful
travelers and attacked him.

01:19:37,446
Michele, what do we say to him?

The professor! Here he is.

I don't know what
excuse to make.

- Ah, son!
- Father!

- Take off your glasses, you're safe here anyway.
- What's that got to do with it?

The road was wet, you
know the Lambretta, I slipped.

(TELEPHONE)

- Phone.
- Don't lie, I know everything.

- You've been at it again.
- But no!

A Tornabuoni roughed up
by the rabble, what a shame.

- But Father...
- What a shame!

Professor! Professor!

Monsignor Carlucci
is on the phone.

Monsignor Carlucci?

Let's hope well, Mr. Uncle.

Poor dad, that was
a hard blow, huh?

But you can't complain either.

Easy, easy, Michele.

Look, but how will
he have known?

- It was all anyone talked about in the library.
- Yeah.

I heard about the accident
that your son had....

...And I wanted
to say I'm sorry.

Ah! The accident?

No, an accident, he
knows with the Lambretta...

...The road was wet, he
slipped, you know how it is....

But what Lambretta? He
got slapped around a lot!

What do you think,
that I don't know?

Here, I actually
had forbidden him.

I wanted to make a
magistrate out of it, a judge.

After all, the referee in
his own way is a judge....

...is a judge...

Don't you think so?

You say, Monsignor?

As.

Excuse me?

Where is my husband?
I want to see him!

- He's sick!
- They beat him up!

I know, poor thing, so
why did I come? This way?

Yes, this way, ma'am, yes.

Marco! Marco mio!
What did they do to you?

- But look how they've tanned you.
- Luciana.

Lucy.

- But now I'm going to minus you too!
- Don't go away, Michele.

You like being a referee, huh?
You sound like Mr. Capanna to me.

- What did you do to your arm?
- Nothing, it's a trifle.

You're complaining, huh?
The cry of the crocodile!

I'm glad to see you
like this, I'm really glad.

You came, though.

- Do you want to know why I came?
- Yes.

For this one.

Either sign it or you
won't see me again!

< It's time to end it!

- Open. Open please.
- Yes. Here you go.

- See.
- Read, read. Here.

Sure, let's see.

"A.I. A! A. I. A!

Italian Referees Association.

- A.I.A.
- A.I.A.

< Oh! Santa there's Lucy.

Look it's your resignation.

The referee, you don't
have to do that anymore.

- It's not something for you.
- Luciana, but I don't...

Sign on.

See.

Yeah, and yeah.

Yeah, but I can't.

Do you still want
to think about it?

No, no, my arm is
broken, I can't, I can't...

Look, if you don't sign
I'll break the other one too.

Sign, with left hand, on ecco.

- Michele.
- Sign.

Mr. Uncle, please tell him.

Man's best virtue
is not to meddle....

...of other people's affairs.
- Is that so?

- Signature.
- But how?

Sign, son.

< Then you give it to me.

Come on, sign.

All right. Phew.

- Thank you.
- Ouch!

Yes, A.I.A.

I will take care of sending it, you guys
have other things to do now anyway.

Yes, let's go home, to our home.

- Will you take care of me, Lucy?
- Sure.

- Santa, he cures Lucy for me.
- Yes, come.

(TOGETHER) Plan.

- Ah! Ah!
- Come on.

It hurts me... Everything up
here above the poop hurts me.

- Love, come.
- But not this way, though.

- Easy, love.
- Yes, easy.

< Ouch!

They are back together.

- Mister, the jacket!
- You must adore me, you know?

- Is there a steak at home?
- The pants!

- Are you hungry?
- No, for the eye.

Easy, mind you.

Easy, honey. Here, like this.

Let me lean.

Remember that you
must worship me.

My house. My house.

Halt! What is that
buzzing sound?

- Did you buy another device?
- No, come.

- Ah, Nazarene, good evening.
- Good evening.

Good evening.

- I did a good job, I firewelded it.
- Good job.

Did you have it fire-welded?

Did you have the beds joined?

- Yes.
- Good evening.

- Good evening.
- Good evening.

- Oh, dear.
- Are you happy?

- Then we won't fight anymore?
- No, dear.

And am I going to drink
coffee made with a glass ball?

- No, it broke down.
- Better.

Where are you staying?

- Here you go, take it easy.
- My little bed.

Yes. Bed welded, marriage saved.

(MUSIC)

Come, come, go home
that the masters are back.

(MUSIC)

- Shoulder, that hurts!
- Good, good, up.

(DOG BARKS)

Is that better?

Lucy? Old John is outside.

And leave that
Abruzzese pastor out.

Look, do you mind not
being a referee anymore?

Well, if you're happy, no.

01:24:59,959
We are bringing you the
second half of Napoli Juventus.

Referee Tornabuoni of Rome,
who flawlessly directed the...

...the first forty-five
minutes of the game.

He did well to
tear up that letter.

I was inspired by St. Dominic.

Oh! Have you seen how
my son-in-law referees?

He did really well. And
then you know what?

I had so much fun.

Why are you standing here
chatting? Pour us a drink.

Yes, right away.

- What is that junk?
- It's Juniper Brother.

- Real cognac? Cognac.
- Ah, cognac?

< Cognac. Cognac.

< Just say cognac.

- Meanwhile, he cognac does not He never buys it.
- My son!

This, I give to the
boys, after the game.

Tornabuoni.

Tornabuoni.

Tornabuoni, Tornabuoni,
Tornabuoni, always Tornabuoni.

To my son.

And to St. Ivo, protector
of judges and arbitrators.

Dad. But why does he want
to send Pesaola away now?

But what do you ask of me?

- What, is your husband an umpire?
- But what do I know?

I don't understand one thing, why
did you send that one away now?

- You must explain it to me.
- That one is crazy!

I got sick of it!

But this is crazy stuff!

Horned referee!

Oh my God. Oh my
God, what did I say?

(BACKGROUND MUSIC)

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