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Just a few more steps and...
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Ta-da!
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- It's an old motel.
- An amazing one.
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And it is a steal.
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- I'm not surprised...
- Real estate is all about
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vision, Portia, and your
little lady right here
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has so much. It's scary.
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Emphasis on scary.
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But with paint job,
cosmetic landscaping,
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and a snappy neon selfie wall...
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Hello, Selfies.
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- Trippy cow skulls...
- Okay, okay.
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That all sounds beautiful,
but why would anybody
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want to stay here
in the middle of nowhere?
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Because...
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one of the most infamous
mass murders happened
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at this very spot.
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Okay, hear me out.
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The True Crime industry
brings in millions a year
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and people will travel around the world
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just to break into a place like this.
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So imagine how much they would
pay to legit stay in one.
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Little sickos like you.
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Thousands.
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Throw in an on-theme diner.
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Serving a trapped market,
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you can't get pizza or Chinese food
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delivered all the way out here.
You wanna eat, you gotta hunt.
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Yeah, or I can spend that
kind of money on a beautiful
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winter home in Palm Springs
for us. With a pool.
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Let me think on it.
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Of course...
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But I know that once
you've done your usual
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market research, and you see
how famous this place is,
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you'll agree we're looking
at a True Crime gold mine.
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Murder's where the money's at, girl.
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So people would...
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pay to come and stay at a place
where a massacre took place?
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- Oh, big bucks.
- Oodles of it. Guaranteed.
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- No! Floyd!
- Oh, my God!
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- Everything we own is in there!
- Everything!
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What are we gonna do?!
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- It was our only way out.
- Where the hell's the car?
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It's in the shop! We only got
the SUV until Monday.
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- Are you kidding me?
- You insisted that we come in
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- in that goddamn limousine...
- As part of the experience!
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We weren't foreseeing somebody
would murder a guest!
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- Who are they gonna kill next?
- Okay, we didn't kill anyone!
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So let's go in the motel! Now!
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Well, someone did. In there!
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And I, for one, ain't dying today.
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You wanna figure out what's going on?
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Then what we need to do
is to get inside. Now!
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Okay, let's go.
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All I'm asking is for everybody
to keep their heads about them.
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Portia and I are handling this.
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How do we know you didn't
kill Hemmingway?
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And burn the RV?
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You strand us here...
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and then you pick us off one by one.
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In what world would that make sense?
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We are business women.
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We have spent $700,000
renovating this place.
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Not to mention what it cost
to buy the motel.
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So we're not going to piss away
our life savings
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and ruin our lives in the process.
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Maybe not you.
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But you,
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I'm not so sure.
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Yeah, me neither.
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Why me?
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Oh, right. Let me guess,
my makeup, how I dress...
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No. Because you're obsessed
with murders that happened here.
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Yeah, girl, I'm a connoisseur
of slaughter.
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You're a wannabe.
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You wanna relive it all
just a little too much.
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And none of you want to? Really?
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Every single one of you
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wanted a piece of True Crime history.
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And that is what we delivered.
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Total access to the most famous
murder site in history.
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On our dime.
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I can't believe
how ungrateful you all are.
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The bullying,
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the finger-pointing.
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One of your guests was cooked
to death on your watch.
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- Exactly!
- So thank you so much
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for the invite, but I want to check out.
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- Preach!
- And if they're going,
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- I'm going too.
- Yeah, me too.
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- Sounds like a good plan.
- Okay, I just want to put
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this in people's heads.
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I've hunted this state
the last ten years...
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and it's serious.
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There's black bear all over.
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And around here, you got
grey wolf and mountain lion.
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And this weather's no joke.
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Five minutes out there
and you'll be soaked
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to your skin. Walk through
the woods at night...
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if the wildlife don't kill ya,
hypothermia will.
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You're a hunter.
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Yeah, my whole life.
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Normally, I would bow to you
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letting your primal impulse loose,
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- but given the circumstances...
- Never boiled my prey to death.
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But how are we supposed to know that?
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Listen, fella. Where I come from,
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you call someone a murderer,
you better back it up.
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Prove me wrong, big guy.
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Okay, let's all just...
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let's all just calm down.
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Let's calm down. Okay?
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Everybody go back to your rooms,
lock your doors...
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We'll bed down for the night
and by the morning,
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Portia and I will have a plan
for how we can get help.
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- That sounds sensible.
- I'm going to the kitchen...
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- fix myself some food.
- Yeah, help yourself
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- to whatever you want.
- Yeah, I'm also gonna help
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myself to a knife.
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I suggest everybody else
do the same thing.
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I don't think arming everyone
will make anybody safer.
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Look. If I've learned one thing
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from personal experience?
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Crazy murderers like these,
they never stop at just one.
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What the hell?
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I know!
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You didn't stew that chef, did you?
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It's not my handiwork
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But someone beat us to him.
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Good news is, they'll pin the RV
on whoever killed that prick.
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Nice work on your talk about
the wilderness and the weather.
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Yeah, well, you gotta
explain it to these
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city-bred morons that they can't
just, you know,
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saunter 45 miles to safety.
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One of those people killed the chef.
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It's hard to believe
that anyone from that pack
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of spoiled pussies pulled it off.
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Crow or...
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Kawayan might be capable.
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The wacky spiritual guy and the artists?
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Though, I wouldn't put it
past that freak Ruby
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- who runs the place.
- Ugh, I don't know.
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Portia seems too... put together
to be shacked up with a killer.
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- Well, someone did it.
- And the bigger question is why?
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Kids have been dressing up as us
for Halloween for years.
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Maybe we have a copycat.
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Or...
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maybe we have a real
Satanist in our midst.
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You really think so?
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Someone who understands the portents
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behind the timing of all this,
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and wants to complete
the ritual for Baphomet.
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- A ritual we started.
- Yeah.
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Whoever it is,
we need to flush them out.
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We cannot fail again.
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The gateway must be opened
to release Baphomet.
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- We should just go and...
- kill them all, right now.
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Mm-mm-mm. Patience. Patience, my love.
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The blood must be spilled
as we move along Saturn's
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orbital period, marking its path, yeah?
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Spill it all at once or too soon,
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and the blood loses its magik.
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It won't have the power
to open the gate.
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We don't have another 30 years to wait
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for Saturn's return, so...
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this must be perfect.
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Okay.
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We'll figure out who's trying
to steal our thunder and then
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We'll make them pay with their life.
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Yeah.
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Slow...
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Someone knows how to use a knife.
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Someone had to.
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Right, you already popped
your mass murder cherry.
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That's not a joke.
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I never joke about serial killers.
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Why don't we room together?
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Why would we do that?
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Safety in numbers?
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Do you trust me?
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I trust you.
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I mean, it couldn't hurt,
rooming with someone
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who has already survived
something like this.
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I just... I figure I have
a better chance of making it out
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alive with you by my side...
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It's a crime scene, so...
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I guess we should lock up down here...
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Right.
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Do you think the murderer... like,
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the original murderer has come back?
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- To finish what he started?
- Well, I don't know.
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I mean, did we make this happen
by re-opening the motel?
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No.
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I promise you.
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Let's get this done fast,
we'll go back to our room,
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lock our doors, we'll cuddle
our way to tomorrow. Okay?
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Oh, God.
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We can't just leave him like that.
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We need to at least try
and get him someplace cool.
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Maybe the walk-in fridge?
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I don't think I can.
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- We got this.
- We can do anything... together.
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Okay. How are we gonna
get him to the kitchen?
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Guess we... pull him out of here.
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Maybe put him on, like,
a yoga mat and carry him
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the rest of the way?
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Sure.
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Oh, God...
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Oh, God.
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- Oh, God! No, no!
- Portia!
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Andy.
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Shouldn't you be in your room?
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I mean, I guess you could
say the same for me,
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but I will not starve to death.
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You okay?
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Ah...
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I guess...
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writing about True Crime isn't
the same as being in it, right?
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You think we're gonna make it?
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I know this feels really far away
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from your regular life,
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but, Andy...
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you were built for this.
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It's in your ancestral bones.
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You were the son of generations
of survivors.
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Yeah. Take a breath with me.
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Yeah, that's it.
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Now, what I want you to do
is I want you to breathe
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in your ancestors who fought,
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and who struggled, and who survived
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to get us to this point.
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Their genes made us
the men we are today.
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We're lucky to be here.
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We're lucky to have
survived to this point.
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And honestly,
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even in all this madness and challenge,
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I'm glad I'm here with you right now.
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Thanks.
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You have, um, quite the gift.
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How are you so calm?
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I mean, aren't you even a little afraid?
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Of course,
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but I'm deeply interested in
things that we look away from.
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That includes fear.
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Helps in moments like this.
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Whenever life gets scary,
I walk purposefully towards it.
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I hope...
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some of whatever you have
is rubbing off on me, Crow.
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This is probably the best
sandwich I've ever had.
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It's soy sauce. It turns mayo
into super mayo.
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Wow. Okay, yeah.
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So now that you're feeling
all full and happy
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and appreciating my culinary secrets...
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do you think you could
tell me a little bit
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about The Sigma Die Killer?
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The murder you're part of now,
it's not enough for you?
257
00:13:25,965 --> 00:13:31,551
- Okay... fine.
- Had to ask, but I get it.
258
00:13:31,655 --> 00:13:35,517
Okay, so,
why don't you ask me something?
259
00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:37,586
Anything you want.
260
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:43,655
You really travel all over
the world just
261
00:13:43,724 --> 00:13:46,758
to bang these guys behind bars?
262
00:13:46,862 --> 00:13:48,448
I do.
263
00:13:49,586 --> 00:13:51,241
It's one of the perks of being
a flight attendant.
264
00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:54,137
I can bang a killer on every continent.
265
00:13:56,275 --> 00:14:01,896
Like this one time,
I was on a layover in Berlin.
266
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,965
And I met up with this guy,
267
00:14:05,068 --> 00:14:08,517
Roland Lucas.
268
00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:11,827
He's a murderer
who just got out, and this guy,
269
00:14:11,896 --> 00:14:14,862
like the German clichรฉ,
which as far as I can tell
270
00:14:14,965 --> 00:14:17,103
is 100 % accurate...
271
00:14:18,655 --> 00:14:20,275
He was kinky.
272
00:14:20,379 --> 00:14:23,103
He had me all chained up.
273
00:14:24,137 --> 00:14:25,827
Wait? Like actual chains?
274
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:29,206
Oh, yeah, they're way better
than ropes, there's no give.
275
00:14:29,275 --> 00:14:32,241
So, he had me all chained up,
276
00:14:32,310 --> 00:14:34,896
arms in the air, totally exposed.
277
00:14:34,965 --> 00:14:36,517
And...
278
00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:39,068
you weren't like,
scared or anything like that?
279
00:14:39,172 --> 00:14:41,137
Oh, no. I was fucking terrified,
280
00:14:41,241 --> 00:14:43,379
but you know what?
281
00:14:43,448 --> 00:14:45,379
It turned me on.
282
00:14:45,448 --> 00:14:47,517
- Yeah?
- A lot.
283
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:52,275
Fear and sex
284
00:14:52,379 --> 00:14:54,000
are not so far apart.
285
00:15:10,689 --> 00:15:12,689
H-Hey, um...
286
00:15:12,758 --> 00:15:15,379
thanks for that pep talk.
287
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,793
Hey, it's brave to be vulnerable.
288
00:15:17,862 --> 00:15:19,517
And thank you for trusting me enough
289
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,206
to share what you're going through.
290
00:15:22,275 --> 00:15:23,758
Do you wanna hang out?
291
00:15:23,827 --> 00:15:26,724
I swiped a big bag of almonds
292
00:15:26,827 --> 00:15:29,655
that I probably shouldn't eat alone.
293
00:15:29,758 --> 00:15:35,034
I mean, it would pair
really well with this, uh...
294
00:15:35,103 --> 00:15:36,241
bottle of red.
295
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:40,482
Andy.
296
00:15:40,586 --> 00:15:42,862
I'm gonna make a run for it into town.
297
00:15:42,931 --> 00:15:44,551
I'm gonna get us some help.
298
00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:47,103
- In this storm?
- Doesn't sound like a good idea.
299
00:15:47,172 --> 00:15:49,758
I think I can make it.
300
00:15:49,862 --> 00:15:52,206
With the work I do,
I've logged many hours
301
00:15:52,310 --> 00:15:56,689
in extreme weather. Heat, cold,
I'm used to suffering.
302
00:15:56,758 --> 00:15:59,137
Okay, but, I mean, you heard that guy.
303
00:15:59,241 --> 00:16:01,689
There's bears, there's mountain lions.
304
00:16:01,793 --> 00:16:05,379
I can't just sit here and do nothing.
305
00:16:05,448 --> 00:16:07,241
I will go crazy.
306
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:19,206
It says it's the most
waterproof coat on the market.
307
00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:22,000
Thank you.
308
00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:24,862
Stay safe.
309
00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:43,620
Who is that?
310
00:16:48,724 --> 00:16:50,827
Can't see who it is exactly,
311
00:16:50,931 --> 00:16:52,793
but one of our little lambs
is getting away.
312
00:16:52,862 --> 00:16:54,793
Like hell they are.
313
00:17:02,137 --> 00:17:05,793
We need nine sacrifices
to open that portal.
314
00:17:05,896 --> 00:17:08,034
Can I kill this asshole?
315
00:17:08,931 --> 00:17:11,827
And I'll do some
reconnaissance of my own.
316
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,310
Be careful.
317
00:17:16,241 --> 00:17:18,034
For all we know,
this could be our killer.
318
00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:20,793
I've never bagged me a killer before.
319
00:17:20,862 --> 00:17:22,758
That's a big offering for Baphomet.
320
00:18:01,034 --> 00:18:02,482
That was...
321
00:18:02,551 --> 00:18:04,000
Foul?
322
00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:06,034
Sad?
323
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:16,068
I will get one of the others
to help me tomorrow.
324
00:18:18,551 --> 00:18:20,344
You're gonna be okay?
325
00:18:20,448 --> 00:18:22,172
Just wanna sleep.
326
00:18:22,241 --> 00:18:25,793
Sleep 'til this is all over
and the police get here.
327
00:18:28,344 --> 00:18:29,931
You should.
328
00:18:33,689 --> 00:18:35,965
I took a Benzo.
329
00:18:37,137 --> 00:18:38,448
Good.
330
00:18:40,655 --> 00:18:44,620
I'm sorry for making you do that.
331
00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:46,931
You didn't want to and I should've...
332
00:18:47,034 --> 00:18:50,172
We should've never bought this place.
333
00:18:50,275 --> 00:18:51,931
Portia.
334
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,655
Come on, this was our dream.
335
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,793
No!
336
00:18:55,862 --> 00:18:58,793
No, this was your dream.
337
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,931
And I never should have
bankrolled your sick,
338
00:19:03,034 --> 00:19:05,068
perverted nightmare.
339
00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:10,275
This is an awful moment,
340
00:19:10,379 --> 00:19:13,931
but it is one tiny stumbling block.
341
00:19:14,034 --> 00:19:15,620
Stumbling block?
342
00:19:16,758 --> 00:19:22,344
His arm fell off like
an overcooked joint of meat.
343
00:19:23,482 --> 00:19:25,310
But that is what this place
is all about, right?
344
00:19:25,413 --> 00:19:27,931
- And you love it for it.
- I love the story.
345
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:30,620
No, you love all of it!
346
00:19:30,724 --> 00:19:33,689
Your grotesque obsession with murder
347
00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:36,103
and the poor people who died here.
348
00:19:36,172 --> 00:19:38,344
I think that you're happy
that they died.
349
00:19:38,413 --> 00:19:39,586
Of course I'm not.
350
00:19:39,689 --> 00:19:42,689
And now you have some
new victim to fangirl over.
351
00:19:42,758 --> 00:19:44,310
It's just...
352
00:19:44,413 --> 00:19:49,000
your obsessions, Ruby.
They repulse me. You repulse me!
353
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:10,413
I'm sorry, okay,
I shouldn't have said that.
354
00:20:10,517 --> 00:20:12,827
It's not you, it's just...
it's this place.
355
00:20:12,896 --> 00:20:14,586
No.
356
00:20:14,655 --> 00:20:17,206
You meant every last word.
357
00:20:17,275 --> 00:20:19,655
And you don't get to try
and smooth that over now!
358
00:20:19,724 --> 00:20:22,517
You don't get to pretend that everything
359
00:20:22,586 --> 00:20:25,379
we have been building
is suddenly perverted
360
00:20:25,482 --> 00:20:26,827
and disgusting!
361
00:20:26,896 --> 00:20:29,965
I am so tired of being
362
00:20:30,068 --> 00:20:32,000
your little fix-it project!
363
00:20:32,068 --> 00:20:34,137
I'm so tired of never living up
364
00:20:34,241 --> 00:20:37,310
to your holier-than-thou standards!
365
00:20:37,379 --> 00:20:40,000
So you can go screw yourself, Portia!
366
00:20:42,793 --> 00:20:45,896
You know what?
367
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,206
Better yet,
paint a target on your chest,
368
00:20:49,310 --> 00:20:53,034
you let that murdering bastard
try and find your heart.
369
00:20:54,068 --> 00:20:56,344
And rip it straight out of you.
370
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,448
Don't move.
371
00:21:27,034 --> 00:21:29,137
Stand still.
372
00:21:34,655 --> 00:21:36,724
Shh...
373
00:21:36,827 --> 00:21:38,758
You run and that beast
will run you down.
374
00:21:38,827 --> 00:21:40,310
He'll be eating your liver
before you get
375
00:21:40,379 --> 00:21:42,103
back up to the top of this road.
376
00:21:43,275 --> 00:21:45,793
You gotta stand your ground
and scare it off.
377
00:21:47,517 --> 00:21:48,965
Move on, you bastard!
378
00:21:49,931 --> 00:21:53,620
Get out of here! Move on. Git! Hey!
379
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:06,206
- Thank you.
- Uh-huh.
380
00:22:15,827 --> 00:22:18,137
Y-You can just keep that.
381
00:22:18,689 --> 00:22:20,827
Jumpy bugger, aren't you?
382
00:22:22,586 --> 00:22:24,758
What are you doing out here?
383
00:22:24,827 --> 00:22:26,655
I'd ask the same about you.
384
00:22:26,724 --> 00:22:28,310
I'm going to get us help.
385
00:22:28,379 --> 00:22:30,379
You're gonna become a chew toy.
386
00:22:30,482 --> 00:22:32,275
Which is why I told everyone else
387
00:22:32,344 --> 00:22:34,172
to wait until at least sunrise.
388
00:22:34,241 --> 00:22:37,827
I guess I forgot the part
where I take orders from you.
389
00:22:43,724 --> 00:22:45,896
So what's your real name?
390
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:50,758
Don't say Crow because that is
some made up Indian bullcaca.
391
00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:53,517
I only got your first name.
392
00:22:53,620 --> 00:22:55,724
Floyd Dantree.
393
00:22:55,793 --> 00:22:58,758
- So what's yours?
- You got an ID, Floyd Dantree?
394
00:23:02,793 --> 00:23:05,275
I lost it in the RV fire.
395
00:23:05,344 --> 00:23:07,206
That's convenient.
396
00:23:07,275 --> 00:23:09,241
You suspect me of something?
397
00:23:09,344 --> 00:23:11,965
I suspect everybody...
398
00:23:12,068 --> 00:23:13,724
except Hemmingway.
399
00:23:15,068 --> 00:23:19,758
So you and your wife,
you just show up...
400
00:23:19,862 --> 00:23:22,034
at some out of the way,
hole in the wall motel
401
00:23:22,103 --> 00:23:24,517
that you apparently don't know about?
402
00:23:24,586 --> 00:23:28,103
And some mysterious fire
destroys your RV?
403
00:23:28,931 --> 00:23:31,275
Yeah, I suspect that a bunch
and you would too,
404
00:23:31,379 --> 00:23:34,482
so why don't you tell me
what you're really doing here?
405
00:23:36,862 --> 00:23:39,172
How about I show you?
406
00:23:41,310 --> 00:23:43,000
Crow!
407
00:23:44,482 --> 00:23:46,517
Crow! Where are you?
408
00:23:46,586 --> 00:23:51,172
Guess I didn't have to worry.
Didn't know you'd have company.
409
00:23:52,206 --> 00:23:54,689
Yeah, no. There's nothing
to worry about.
410
00:23:54,758 --> 00:23:57,206
Well, the wolf he just
ran into says otherwise.
411
00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:58,758
Mother Nature.
412
00:23:58,827 --> 00:24:01,793
She can be one mean, dangerous bitch.
413
00:24:01,862 --> 00:24:04,413
Okay, you saw one wolf?
414
00:24:05,448 --> 00:24:07,482
There'll probably be others
nearby. We should go.
415
00:24:07,551 --> 00:24:11,344
No, no, no. I'm not gonna sit
on my hands in that motel, Andy.
416
00:24:11,448 --> 00:24:13,724
Look, can you talk some sense
into him for me?
417
00:24:13,793 --> 00:24:15,896
That's what I came out here to do.
418
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,655
If he insists on this
foolishness, I just,
419
00:24:18,758 --> 00:24:22,758
well, can't let him go
on this track alone.
420
00:24:23,793 --> 00:24:25,965
I ain't that kind of guy.
421
00:24:32,758 --> 00:24:35,448
I... guess it can wait 'til morning.
422
00:24:35,551 --> 00:24:38,965
Good man. Sane man.
423
00:24:55,655 --> 00:24:57,206
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
424
00:24:57,310 --> 00:25:01,137
- What? You don't want it?
- I do, I do. I just...
425
00:25:01,241 --> 00:25:05,551
feels like we're moving a little
bit too fast. Don't you think?
426
00:25:05,620 --> 00:25:07,000
With like Hemmingway...
427
00:25:07,068 --> 00:25:09,551
Oh, Hemmingway just reminds me
that life is short.
428
00:25:09,620 --> 00:25:11,689
You know that better than anyone, right?
429
00:25:11,758 --> 00:25:13,655
And when you know what you want,
430
00:25:13,758 --> 00:25:14,862
why should you wait for it?
431
00:25:14,931 --> 00:25:18,241
And what I really,
432
00:25:18,310 --> 00:25:19,655
really want...
433
00:25:19,758 --> 00:25:22,241
I think I know what you want.
434
00:25:22,344 --> 00:25:25,689
...is to see your scars.
435
00:25:26,172 --> 00:25:27,655
What?
436
00:25:27,724 --> 00:25:29,448
- Whoa, whoa, um...
- You don't have to be
437
00:25:29,551 --> 00:25:31,620
embarrassed, you don't have to
hide anything from me, Blake...
438
00:25:31,689 --> 00:25:33,586
I'm not, I'm not. It's just, I...
439
00:25:33,655 --> 00:25:36,310
Why do you want to see them?
440
00:25:40,103 --> 00:25:41,827
Oh, my Gosh.
441
00:25:44,517 --> 00:25:46,586
- Now take this off.
- Um, okay...
442
00:25:46,689 --> 00:25:48,000
Take this off.
443
00:25:58,551 --> 00:26:01,551
Oh, my God.
444
00:26:03,586 --> 00:26:07,034
You were sliced and diced...
445
00:26:12,758 --> 00:26:14,551
X-Acto knife?
446
00:26:14,620 --> 00:26:17,586
It's a poker... fireplace poker.
447
00:26:17,655 --> 00:26:18,793
Mm-hmm...
448
00:26:18,896 --> 00:26:20,862
Now, back to that other thing I want.
449
00:26:20,931 --> 00:26:22,655
Yeah?
450
00:26:22,724 --> 00:26:24,275
I got a feeling you want it too.
451
00:26:28,586 --> 00:26:30,413
Oh, uh...
452
00:26:31,689 --> 00:26:33,586
No way.
453
00:26:33,655 --> 00:26:35,482
No, no, no. I...
454
00:26:35,551 --> 00:26:41,827
I don't think so. Also, I don't
know if now's the right time...
455
00:26:42,862 --> 00:26:44,827
for something like that. You...
456
00:26:44,931 --> 00:26:49,413
There's a murderer
out in the halls and...
457
00:26:50,793 --> 00:26:52,206
Really?
458
00:26:53,482 --> 00:26:55,275
Oh, Jesus...
459
00:27:01,827 --> 00:27:03,241
Okay...
460
00:27:05,413 --> 00:27:06,896
Look.
461
00:27:12,413 --> 00:27:14,068
Locked.
462
00:27:14,172 --> 00:27:16,275
Okay...
463
00:27:20,689 --> 00:27:21,965
Locked.
464
00:27:22,034 --> 00:27:25,379
- Okay...
- Both locked.
465
00:27:26,689 --> 00:27:28,482
You're safe.
466
00:27:28,551 --> 00:27:30,379
Well...
467
00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,965
safe as you want to be.
468
00:28:13,758 --> 00:28:16,413
Okay... Okay...
469
00:28:17,241 --> 00:28:19,586
Okay.
470
00:28:30,931 --> 00:28:33,965
Yeah...
471
00:28:40,517 --> 00:28:42,206
Who's my good boy?
472
00:29:19,586 --> 00:29:22,068
Uh... put that away.
473
00:29:22,137 --> 00:29:23,655
But I like it...
474
00:29:23,758 --> 00:29:25,241
No. Put it away, put it away.
475
00:29:25,344 --> 00:29:26,965
It's fine, what are you so afraid of?
476
00:29:27,034 --> 00:29:28,448
No, no. Unlock the cuffs.
477
00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:30,965
Shh, shh, calm down.
478
00:29:31,068 --> 00:29:33,034
Don't worry about it, you're safe.
479
00:29:33,137 --> 00:29:35,931
- No, no, unlock the cuffs.
- Unlock the fucking cuffs!
480
00:29:42,965 --> 00:29:44,482
Jesus...
481
00:29:53,896 --> 00:29:55,034
God!
482
00:30:05,896 --> 00:30:07,586
Thought this was an art installation,
483
00:30:07,655 --> 00:30:09,517
not a performance art piece.
484
00:30:09,620 --> 00:30:12,344
This? This is all shit.
485
00:30:13,103 --> 00:30:16,241
I thought it looked pretty damn good.
486
00:30:16,310 --> 00:30:18,000
Soda?
487
00:30:26,448 --> 00:30:28,206
Cheers.
488
00:30:28,310 --> 00:30:29,862
Cheers.
489
00:30:43,448 --> 00:30:47,448
I've spent my entire career
translating these horrors
490
00:30:47,551 --> 00:30:50,103
into visual, visceral media,
491
00:30:50,172 --> 00:30:53,172
but all this time,
I've been nothing but a hack.
492
00:30:53,275 --> 00:30:55,689
Come on, why are you saying that?
493
00:30:55,758 --> 00:30:58,517
Seeing actual murder,
up close and personal?
494
00:30:58,586 --> 00:31:00,482
What I was doing was just play acting.
495
00:31:00,586 --> 00:31:02,413
You're being too hard on yourself.
496
00:31:02,482 --> 00:31:04,551
No way. You saw Hemmingway,
497
00:31:04,655 --> 00:31:06,000
you saw his body.
498
00:31:06,068 --> 00:31:09,862
That's what murder is.
That was the real deal.
499
00:31:09,931 --> 00:31:13,000
Everything I do, it's just a photocopy.
500
00:31:14,068 --> 00:31:20,137
Maybe you need to try
your hand at murder.
501
00:31:23,551 --> 00:31:25,517
What I'm saying is...
502
00:31:25,586 --> 00:31:30,689
if you need to invest yourself
in your art,
503
00:31:30,758 --> 00:31:33,068
that might be your only option.
504
00:31:34,172 --> 00:31:37,241
Or you can just try changing your oeuvre
505
00:31:37,344 --> 00:31:40,551
to something less... bloody.
506
00:31:41,689 --> 00:31:45,241
Do you think you can do that?
Kill someone?
507
00:31:47,379 --> 00:31:50,448
In the heat of the moment? Sure.
508
00:31:50,517 --> 00:31:53,586
We all have a killer hiding within us.
509
00:32:11,310 --> 00:32:12,931
Ah!
510
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,172
Jesus! You gave me a heart attack.
511
00:32:15,275 --> 00:32:16,517
Could've been a lot worse.
512
00:32:16,620 --> 00:32:18,517
You should be in your room,
doors locked.
513
00:32:18,586 --> 00:32:20,689
Yeah, look who's talking.
514
00:32:29,137 --> 00:32:32,827
Crow here thought he could
walk 12 plus hours to get help.
515
00:32:32,931 --> 00:32:35,034
Full-on savior complex, this guy.
516
00:32:35,137 --> 00:32:37,758
- I'm going to bed.
- Yeah, me too. I'm beat,
517
00:32:37,862 --> 00:32:40,689
and Shirl's probably worried.
Good night.
518
00:32:40,931 --> 00:32:42,724
And sleep with the angels.
519
00:32:51,310 --> 00:32:53,965
I trust that guy about
as far as I can throw him.
520
00:32:54,965 --> 00:32:57,724
- Who? That good ol' boy?
- And his machete.
521
00:32:57,793 --> 00:32:59,931
We're all carrying weapons.
522
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,275
I get that.
523
00:33:02,379 --> 00:33:06,103
I'm a real good reader
of people, Andy, and that guy?
524
00:33:06,206 --> 00:33:09,931
With his glaring eyes
and his tough guy stance.
525
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,931
That guy's a killer. Trust me.
526
00:33:13,034 --> 00:33:15,275
I'll admit he gives off weird vibes.
527
00:33:15,379 --> 00:33:17,551
But he could've killed us both
out there if he wanted,
528
00:33:17,655 --> 00:33:19,862
returned to the motel, no one the wiser.
529
00:33:19,965 --> 00:33:22,620
He's biding his time
until he can pull off
530
00:33:22,689 --> 00:33:25,793
something Hemmingway level awful.
531
00:33:25,862 --> 00:33:28,689
And you know what that means?
532
00:33:28,793 --> 00:33:32,310
The rest of us,
we have to stay on guard.
533
00:33:32,379 --> 00:33:34,758
We have to stick together.
534
00:33:56,517 --> 00:33:58,206
Floyd?
535
00:33:59,862 --> 00:34:01,689
What are you doing out there?
536
00:34:01,793 --> 00:34:03,620
And in your outdoor things?
537
00:34:03,724 --> 00:34:05,862
Hope you wiped off all that mud.
538
00:34:05,965 --> 00:34:07,758
Because if you damage any of the wood,
539
00:34:07,827 --> 00:34:09,724
you'll be charged for it.
540
00:34:18,275 --> 00:34:21,034
Her soul must be dispatched to hell.
541
00:34:21,137 --> 00:34:24,172
Not in the middle of
the goddamn hallway, Floyd.
542
00:34:24,241 --> 00:34:25,758
I swear,
543
00:34:25,827 --> 00:34:28,310
left to your own devices...
544
00:34:45,620 --> 00:34:48,310
Portia, sweetheart...
545
00:34:48,379 --> 00:34:50,000
can we talk?
546
00:34:54,448 --> 00:34:57,931
You're not the only one that
said things she shouldn't have.
547
00:34:58,896 --> 00:35:01,379
I'm sorry for all of it.
548
00:35:04,551 --> 00:35:06,137
Portia?
549
00:35:07,482 --> 00:35:08,724
Love?
550
00:35:57,793 --> 00:36:00,655
- Stupid! Stupid!
- Idiot!
551
00:36:00,724 --> 00:36:05,379
Argh! You did not treat
viper venom in yak meat,
552
00:36:05,482 --> 00:36:07,793
slay dragons to back off
to that motherfu...
553
00:36:07,862 --> 00:36:10,413
I cannot stay here!
554
00:36:10,517 --> 00:36:13,482
I cannot stay here cooped up!
It's unsafe!
555
00:36:13,586 --> 00:36:15,413
I gotta go!
556
00:36:15,482 --> 00:36:17,275
Tell me that wasn't amazing?
557
00:36:18,827 --> 00:36:21,586
Tell me that wasn't the hottest,
558
00:36:21,655 --> 00:36:24,551
craziest sex you've ever
had in your entire life.
559
00:36:24,655 --> 00:36:28,241
That was... something.
560
00:36:28,344 --> 00:36:30,620
That was everything.
561
00:36:33,931 --> 00:36:35,896
- Hey, can you do the other...
- the other hand?
562
00:36:35,965 --> 00:36:39,724
Yeah, I guess, since you've
been such a good boy.
563
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,379
- Thank you.
- And...
564
00:36:46,448 --> 00:36:48,482
You're free. So here's a question
565
00:36:48,586 --> 00:36:51,586
that's definitely on my mind,
566
00:36:51,655 --> 00:36:53,413
who do think's gonna bite
the bullet next?
567
00:36:55,241 --> 00:36:57,551
Uh...
568
00:36:57,620 --> 00:36:59,448
Really rather not think about that.
569
00:36:59,517 --> 00:37:01,413
Well, you should,
570
00:37:01,482 --> 00:37:03,482
because if we don't figure out
who the killer is,
571
00:37:03,551 --> 00:37:05,896
he or she, will strike again.
572
00:37:05,965 --> 00:37:07,620
And we want to make sure
we're out of here
573
00:37:07,689 --> 00:37:09,586
or safe before they call our number.
574
00:37:09,689 --> 00:37:12,000
So? Who do you think it's gonna be?
575
00:37:12,965 --> 00:37:14,103
I... don't know...
576
00:37:14,172 --> 00:37:17,827
- Oh, I got another question.
- Who do you want it to be?
577
00:37:20,310 --> 00:37:22,137
No one?
578
00:37:22,241 --> 00:37:25,896
Look, I know, after
everything you've been through
579
00:37:25,965 --> 00:37:28,103
that life is precious and all that,
580
00:37:28,206 --> 00:37:30,344
but come on, you're human.
581
00:37:30,413 --> 00:37:32,793
There's gotta be someone who you wish
582
00:37:32,862 --> 00:37:36,689
meets the chewing end of a chainsaw.
583
00:37:36,758 --> 00:37:39,344
You could totally kill someone
here and get away with it.
584
00:37:39,413 --> 00:37:40,689
I mean, you could just do it and then
585
00:37:40,793 --> 00:37:42,517
blame the psycho murderer, right?
586
00:37:42,586 --> 00:37:45,827
- Um...
- So? Who would that be?
587
00:37:45,931 --> 00:37:47,241
Okay, so for me...
588
00:37:47,310 --> 00:37:50,137
I think it would be Prissy Paige.
589
00:37:50,241 --> 00:37:51,965
- Yeah?
- I did kind of like
590
00:37:52,034 --> 00:37:54,655
the first Doomed Service,
and she was okay in it.
591
00:37:54,758 --> 00:37:57,620
But if I'm honest? Each sequel
was worse than the last,
592
00:37:57,724 --> 00:38:00,931
and that was because
of how grating she was.
593
00:38:01,034 --> 00:38:04,448
Always running and crying
and being all self-righteous.
594
00:38:04,517 --> 00:38:06,758
I mean, it's boring.
595
00:38:06,827 --> 00:38:08,965
And her sex scenes, my God!
596
00:38:09,034 --> 00:38:12,034
She screws like someone
who's never seen a dick.
597
00:38:12,137 --> 00:38:14,689
Yeah.
598
00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:17,068
Yeah, we kill her...
599
00:38:17,172 --> 00:38:19,896
and then once we're out of here,
safe and sound...
600
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,172
we translate all the fame and fortune
601
00:38:22,275 --> 00:38:25,103
into another book for you,
602
00:38:25,172 --> 00:38:26,758
and an acting career for me.
603
00:38:26,827 --> 00:38:29,413
I could play Caitlyn
in the next Doomed Service.
604
00:38:29,482 --> 00:38:31,482
Or actually, no,
I should just play myself.
605
00:38:31,586 --> 00:38:33,689
I'm more badass, definitely sexier.
606
00:38:33,793 --> 00:38:35,793
People would eat me up.
607
00:38:39,344 --> 00:38:41,931
What do you think? Wanna be famous?
608
00:38:43,551 --> 00:38:45,172
That was messed up.
609
00:38:45,275 --> 00:38:46,827
Come on,
610
00:38:46,931 --> 00:38:49,758
- I'm just playing what if.
- Yeah, about murdering
611
00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:52,586
an innocent woman who hasn't
done a thing to you.
612
00:38:52,655 --> 00:38:55,275
Okay, it doesn't have to be her.
613
00:38:55,344 --> 00:38:57,172
We could save her for last.
614
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,517
Yeah, Paige's death
would have to be poetic.
615
00:39:01,586 --> 00:39:06,034
A has-been actor, how do we kill them?
616
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,586
Replace a prop knife with a real knife.
617
00:39:09,655 --> 00:39:11,448
Oh, no, I know!
618
00:39:11,551 --> 00:39:14,310
I know, Blake!
We cram all her bad reviews
619
00:39:14,413 --> 00:39:15,620
down her throat!
620
00:39:19,413 --> 00:39:23,172
What? Blake, I'm joking! Jesus.
621
00:39:24,172 --> 00:39:26,034
Are you?
622
00:39:26,137 --> 00:39:28,034
Yes!
623
00:39:28,344 --> 00:39:31,034
Aw, Blake. Jesus.
624
00:39:31,137 --> 00:39:32,896
Aw...
625
00:39:32,965 --> 00:39:37,137
I'm not a monster, I'm misunderstood.
626
00:39:38,551 --> 00:39:40,172
That was fun.
627
00:39:47,034 --> 00:39:50,068
Pussy. Ugh.
628
00:40:46,586 --> 00:40:48,241
Do we even need that?
629
00:40:48,310 --> 00:40:51,827
I mean, I can just set us up
on a texting system instead.
630
00:40:52,965 --> 00:40:55,275
It's the actual bell they had
here the night of the murders.
631
00:40:55,931 --> 00:40:57,655
Uh, you didn't tell me that.
632
00:40:57,724 --> 00:41:01,655
No... because you'd get all freaked out.
633
00:41:01,724 --> 00:41:05,931
I want you to be happy
and enjoy what we're doing.
634
00:41:06,724 --> 00:41:08,586
Because what we're doing, babe?
635
00:41:08,655 --> 00:41:12,482
Starting the next chapter
of our lives together.
636
00:41:13,344 --> 00:41:15,689
I would just enjoy the weekend
so much more
637
00:41:15,793 --> 00:41:18,103
if our closest neighbors
weren't hours away.
638
00:41:18,172 --> 00:41:21,000
All the best horror
takes place in isolation.
639
00:41:21,103 --> 00:41:23,275
Evil Dead, Cabin In The Woods...
640
00:41:23,344 --> 00:41:24,758
The Shining.
641
00:41:24,827 --> 00:41:28,000
Wow, the Portia I met
and fell in love with
642
00:41:28,103 --> 00:41:31,206
would've thought the shining was
just some kind of yoga retreat.
643
00:41:33,931 --> 00:41:37,862
Trust me, this is good.
644
00:41:37,965 --> 00:41:40,620
I trust you with my life.
645
00:41:47,413 --> 00:41:49,000
Our guests are here.
646
00:42:42,379 --> 00:42:44,137
Portia, do you hear that?
647
00:43:02,758 --> 00:43:04,206
Portia?
648
00:43:14,758 --> 00:43:17,206
It's been raining like cats and dogs.
649
00:43:20,965 --> 00:43:22,724
There must be a leak somewhere.
650
00:43:29,103 --> 00:43:30,103
Portia?
651
00:43:36,482 --> 00:43:38,103
Help!
652
00:43:38,206 --> 00:43:40,379
Help!
653
00:43:40,448 --> 00:43:42,103
Help!
654
00:43:42,161 --> 00:43:45,195
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