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The elevator's broken.
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Yeah, I know.
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Oh, he's got a mark on your neck. What
is that? I just climbed 11 flights of
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stairs.
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176 steps.
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With two suitcases.
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He's always overpacked. He looks like a
hickey to me, but is that a hickey? What
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is that?
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Oh,
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Marion met me at the airport. She was so
glad.
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How long has the elevator been busted?
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About four days.
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Four days?
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steps for four days how do you stand it
they stayed inside i wish i had a girl
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who would give me a hickey right now
i'll tell you that boy
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that's
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why i don't have to go outside till the
element is fixed i eat i phone in my
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column and then i sleep
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I'm not going to let this building make
a hermit out of me. We've got to do
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something about that. Don't you go on
one of your crazy crusades now. Well,
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today it's an elevator, tomorrow a slum.
This building has been going straight
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downhill ever since we got that new
manager, that Mr. Lovely. Oh, cut it
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will you? I'm very concerned here now.
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I'm serious.
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We've got to do something about this
building. Our front door squeaks, the
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bathroom tiles are loose, the air
conditioner blows hot air. So do you.
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will you cut it out, please? Now, this
building is in great condition.
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Oh, Mrs.
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Gossard?
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The Odd Couple was filmed in front of a
live audience.
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They love me.
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What is the matter with...
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in a room like another person. Let
someone sleep. And who's the guy wearing
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skirt? That's Jack Madonna, 14th floor.
Isn't he great?
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He marched to the housing administration
just like that.
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Surprised he didn't freeze his bagpipes
off.
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You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
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Every single tenant in this building
marched except you. Oh, you should have
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heard us.
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Our pipes all leak. Our drains all clog.
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It shouldn't happen to a dog.
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In unison. I made that up. It's very
catchy.
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The tenants want to have a rent strike.
I have to hold them back. What did you
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accomplish? We saw the proper
authorities.
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We told them our complaint.
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And they called Lovelight in before the
board. Boy, is he in big trouble.
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I can't believe you.
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Come in.
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Tell them what March is. Tell them all
about it. Guess what? I just ran into
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Lovelight. Yeah? And he wants to see you
in his office right away.
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Right away?
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Yeah. Well, he'll just have to wait till
I get down there, won't he?
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I don't think I'll... I'll make him
crawl.
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In victory, magnanimity.
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I'll make him crawl a little.
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Isn't he wonderful?
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You really like him, don't you?
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That's a nice show what you gave him at
the airport today, that little hickey
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right there when you met him, huh?
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I didn't meet him at the airport.
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What's that?
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A Mr. Hickey. He had to meet me.
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See, I was testing you.
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I'll see you later.
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Where are you going?
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Cut my throat.
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Mr.
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Lovelace?
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No, Mr. Lovelace.
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No wonder the rest of us don't have
water.
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I took so long, my darling.
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Oh, that's all right.
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Oh, hunger.
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I didn't know there was a human in the
room.
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Whom are you talking to?
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The gang.
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I've heard that's a very good idea,
talking to Platt.
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How long have you been doing that? Oh,
for years.
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Except for last month, we had a little
falling out.
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I'm so patched up now, I stepped out of
line, baby.
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Mr. Lovelace, do you want to get down to
cadence?
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Yes. The housing board mentioned some
repairs.
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Hmm.
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And? I'm raising the rent $25 a month.
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You are what?
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Don't raise your voice in front of the
plants. Don't let him upset you.
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The commissioner ruled that because of
all the improvements I've made, I am
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entitled to a rent raise.
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What improvements?
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The welcome mat for one.
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Big deal. Welcome, Matt.
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And also, I painted the lobby. I bought
the doorman a new uniform. I redecorated
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my office. Lots and lots of things. What
about our leaky pipes? What about our
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broken windows? What about the cigarette
butts in the elevator? What about our
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squeaking door?
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Got them on my list, but first things
first. What comes first?
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The rent.
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Mr. Lovelace, I've been having a certain
amount of difficulty holding the tenant
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in check when they hear about this.
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The fur is really going to fly.
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Yeah?
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What can they do about it?
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How does a wrench strike grab you?
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You hear that?
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You call a wrench strike and I'll cut
off all services. You cut off all
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ages ago. You're a troublemaker, Unger.
And darn proud of it. This country was
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founded by troublemakers.
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Millions for defense, not one cent for
tribute. We're going to win this fight.
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He turned
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off
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the heat. So what?
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He turned off our water. So what?
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We're going to go over his head.
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Yeah, but how?
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Nobody even knows who owns this
building. Right. And that's why I...
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Officer Greshler. He's my chief
bloodhound.
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We're counting on you, Officer Greshler.
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You can keep on counting, Felix.
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We want you to find out who the owner of
this building is.
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Want to give me a description of the
man?
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If I knew what he looked like, I'd know
who he is.
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Another blind alley.
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Folks, go back to your apartments. Go in
good cheer. Go in confidence.
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We're going to win. Are we doing the
right thing?
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No, you're not. Yes, I am. Remember
Valley Forge. Nobody's cold.
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Nobody's suffering. We can stand it.
We're fine.
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It's cold.
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It's cold.
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It's cold. It's a little brisk. No, it's
not brisk. It's cold.
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It's really cold.
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It's cold. The place turned off the
heat. Isn't that great?
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He's scared.
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I'm scared, too. I'm scared stiff.
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My room is freezing.
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Well, good.
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He thinks fresh in there.
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Did you see that?
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Yeah. Well, when that defrosts enough to
make a fist, you better get out of my
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sight.
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What are you doing?
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Let me have 20 minutes at 350, then turn
me over, okay?
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Oh.
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Yes, yes, come in.
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We're here for the door, Mr. Unger. Ah.
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Come here.
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What?
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We have won.
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Should I give him a seat? I'm going to
call your newspaper.
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Well, if I were you, I'd wait for the
next edition.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, Lovelace told us to take away your
door.
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Nothing personal, Mr. Unger. I hope you
won't hold this against us at Christmas
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time.
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Mr. Fafner, come back here.
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Where are we going to hang a wreath?
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You see what he did?
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He fixed the squeak.
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We're utterly defenseless.
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We'll have to stand guard.
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Any kook can walk right in.
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and I got a good lead.
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Yeah? What, what? This building is owned
by somebody in show business. Now, I
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can't divulge who it is until all the
facts are in. Uh -huh. Just tell us the
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name. Well, that's one of the facts that
isn't in yet.
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But I'm working on it.
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Murray? Yeah, yeah.
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Don't you want to know what happened to
our door?
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I can only work on one case at a time.
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Changing of the guard.
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Cool polar air from the region of the
North Country pressed slowly southward
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cover the northern two -thirds of the
nation.
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High winds swept the North and Middle
Atlantic states to the rear of the
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Atlantic storm and provided a chilly,
blustery day as winter states returned
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visit.
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furniture. Where's our TV set?
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Wow.
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You missed one payment.
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without furniture. There is not a single
door in this entire building. A lot of
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us have been robbed. The police are on
it. They're going to find everything.
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Believe me. You told us you were going
to handle Mr. Lovelace. And I am. I'm
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going down there right now. I'm not a
terror.
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You know how I am.
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Denon, I have an announcement.
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After much consideration, management has
decided to settle the strike.
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gets any of those things unless Felix
Unger moves out of this building.
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What's the matter?
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I'm not moving fast enough for you?
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Oh, come on, Phil. I'm sorry I yelled
hooray, hooray. One of those involuntary
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things. Where are you going to go?
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I don't know.
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Where do martyrs go?
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Somewhere in this heartless city, there
must be a lowly bed for me.
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Room and bath, buck and a half.
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Don't do that. You can't make me feel
guilty. You walked into this with your
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eyes wide open. I said you don't get
involved. You'll be sorry. Didn't I tell
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you so?
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Oscar, all those times you went to the
track and I told you not to go because
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you couldn't afford to lose.
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And you came back dead broke and you got
those threatening letters from
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Blanche's lawyer. Did I ever once say to
you, I told you so?
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Yeah, always.
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I didn't let you go to jail, did I?
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I lent you the money, didn't I? The
money I'll never see again, that's for
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Yeah, but that's nothing. It's easy to
lend money, but there's nothing I can do
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about it. No, no, of course not.
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What is expected of a friend? Nothing.
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You're a lucky man, Oscar.
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You're getting rid of Felix and it's not
even on your head.
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Lovelace is doing your dirty work for
you.
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Talk all you want.
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Not gonna make me feel guilty because
it's not my fault. Nothing I can do
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it.
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Mr.
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Lovely? Shh. I'm trying to get him to
sleep.
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You're Madison, right?
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Yeah. Ah, never forget a tenant.
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You room with that troublemaker Unger.
Yeah.
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Remember him?
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Oh, come on. Aren't you being a little
harsh with me? No.
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He turns up the other tenants and he
shouted at my geraniums. So he gets
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away. He should get carried away in a
basket.
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Any man who wipes his shoes before going
outside?
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So he lies clean. That's no reason to
throw a man out without a minute's
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is it? I mean, look, I'll tell you the
truth.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm very sorry.
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I'll level with him.
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See, I've been waiting for years to get
rid of him myself, but not like this.
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Why don't we give him a couple of
months, maybe to find someplace else, or
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leave and go back with his wife, see?
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He'll be going and we'll all be happy.
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Well, the gang and I will be happy only
if he's gone by tonight.
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Wait a minute.
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I came down here to work this out
reasonably.
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You've got to give a little. You don't
understand. I'm the manager.
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What I say goes.
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And the next thing that goes may be you.
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Hey, you're a loony, Lovelace. You know
that? You treat people like they're
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plants and plants like they're people.
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I'm glad they weren't awake to hear
that.
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Yeah, well, Felix and I are staying.
What do you think of that?
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The other tenants aren't going to like
it because no one gets heated doors
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he's gone. Your nice neighbors are going
to turn into an angry mob.
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Yeah, well, we're going to stay and
that's that.
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Boo! Everybody up!
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Rise and shine!
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Drop your roots and grab your birds!
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Everybody up! That's an expected mother!
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You really told them all. No, I didn't.
You lost your temper? Yes, sir.
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That's not great.
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You woke up as flowers, though. Yes,
sir. Oh, you shouldn't have done that.
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Oh, he got me mad. The important thing
is you're staying. Oh, this is just...
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You're top drawer in my chiffonier.
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I'm going to go tell the tip.
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No, no, no, no. I wouldn't do that if I
were you. Why?
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Well, Felix, it's going to be very
difficult for you to talk with their
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your mouth.
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What do you mean? Well, nothing has
changed.
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You stay. They don't get doors. They
don't get heat. They may get violent.
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Big bully.
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Well, now he's going to find out the
meaning of solidarity.
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We've got wonderful people in this
building. They're going to rally behind
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You see?
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Here's Mrs. Osgood. Hi.
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Get out.
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Get out while you have the chance,
pinko.
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You think the mob will attack tonight?
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It's quiet out there.
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Yeah. Too quiet.
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I saw this scene in a movie once.
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Happened to Randolph Scott.
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He didn't pay his rent?
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Yes?
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Felix, it's me.
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Miriam? Yeah.
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This is a trick. Oh, come on. How do I
know it's you, Miriam? I need proof.
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All right, if you come in, come
underneath.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Watch your head.
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Miriam, what we do on a date is private
business.
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How would you like it if I told you?
Please, will you knock it off? I just
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wanted to be with you. You've got an
angry mob in this building.
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Oh, Miriam, you ran that gauntlet for
me.
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All right, Hunter, you've got one
minute.
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Miriam, there's something I've got to
tell you.
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Something happened in Baltimore. It
didn't mean anything at all to me. I was
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lonely in a strange town. A man has
needs, Miriam. Felix, this is not the
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You come out or we're coming in!
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No, you're not! Get him out of here!
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There's the man who made you live like
animals in the freezing cold without
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doors!
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Doesn't anybody here have a conscience?
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You, Mrs. Osgood, when one of your cats
was missing, who went out in the rain
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and found it? Who almost caught
pneumonia pulling it down from the tree?
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And you, Mrs. Gossett, when your
daughter got married?
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Why, the groom's side of the family was
so cheap they wouldn't kick in for
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anything? Who took the wedding pictures
for nothing?
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Yeah, and they were nice, too.
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And you, Mr. Ralston, when you got that
ulcer from that crazy job at the zoo,
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who cooked for you? Who taught you how
to coddle an egg?
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And this week, when you needed a leader
who batted his brains out for you, Felix
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Unger. And now you're going to help this
man to throw him out. I don't believe
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it. I just don't believe it. Where do
you get off throwing our leader out of
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building? Yeah, right.
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Let's beat him up. That's right.
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All right.
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But if you stand with them, you stand in
the cold.
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This is an impact.
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It's a cake.
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00:21:52,430 --> 00:21:55,810
of an irresistible force meeting an
immovable object.
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It would take the wisdom of Solomon to
solve this.
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Hold it!
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I solved the case.
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00:22:03,830 --> 00:22:05,990
Look, he showed up just like the
cavalry.
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Yeah, but you look at that bugle.
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I went to every conglomerate and every
big holding company and I finally
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down the owner of this building. And
it's a big... TV star.
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I bet it's David Jantz. Meet Rodney
Allen Rippey.
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I
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am
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Mr. Rippey's attorney. Which one of you
is Lovelace? I am.
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Yes, well, Mr.
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Rippey has something to say to you.
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You're fired.
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You'll get your severance pay in the
mail. Please be off the premises by noon
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tomorrow.
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What am I going to tell the plants? They
always know when I'm lying.
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Mr. Rippey would like you to know that
had he been aware of the situation
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sooner, he would have come into it
sooner.
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Now, you're all going to get your doors
back.
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There will be no rent increase, and
you'll have free hamburgers for a month.
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You get in the kitchen free cookies and
milk. How does
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a small child like this... Come to own a
big building.
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Text shelter.
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00:23:20,910 --> 00:23:22,750
I think we've finished our business
here.
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00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:26,830
Maybe we should turn this place into a
condominium.
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Right triumphs over might after all.
Come on. Let's have some milk and go.
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no, no, no, no. Let's take a walk around
the block. I want to hear what happened
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at Baltimore with the hickey and
everything.
340
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I was sitting in the car. Yeah, yeah,
yeah.
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This girl came up to join.
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She had the gig.
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I'm in.
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00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:08,780
Want to see it, lovely?
345
00:24:10,370 --> 00:24:16,050
Yes. And as you know, I'm leaving, but
I've lost my political base in this
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world.
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00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:24,510
But before I go, I want you to know I'm
sorry things got so far out of hand.
348
00:24:24,770 --> 00:24:30,210
Well, we're not angry, are we? I don't
hold any grudges. They were covered up
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for energy.
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Let bygones be bygones.
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You're both happy?
352
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Yeah. Yeah.
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That's good.
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Okay, gang. Tear!
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Kill! Kill him!
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00:24:40,670 --> 00:24:43,770
Ah, it's just my little joke.
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