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Yeah. Okay, sweetheart, don't worry
about it. It's going to be fine.
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Great. Okay. Bye -bye.
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Dad.
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Cold stuff.
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Cold stuff.
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Cold stuff.
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Cold stuff. I get it. It's all set
Friday night, 7 o 'clock on that table.
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Good work on this desk.
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What? You got a poker game up? Not a
poker game. The poker game. You know,
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got trouble getting the guys together.
Friday night, Binnie, Murray, Speed, you
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and me. And we can play all weekend.
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That's marvelous. Listen, I know it's
going to make a mess. I got arranged
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a maid to come and clean on Sunday. Oh,
that's wonderful. And I made her promise
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she was going to leave the windows for
you.
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You're a hot sketch, you really are.
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Listen, the refrigerator's flooded with
food. Everything you say is funny. Can
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we finish this food by Friday?
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People laughing every... Listen.
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Yeah. I've got news, Oscar.
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I'm getting back together with my wife.
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The Odd Couple was filmed in front of a
live audience.
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You and Gloria together.
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Wow! I know I didn't give you much
warning. Who needs warning? What a
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combination. Hello, poker. Goodbye,
Felix party.
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I'll help you pack. Come on. Your
suitcase is in my room. My suitcase is
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room? I'll need a rag.
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case is in your room. Well, I used it on
my last trip to Chicago. When did I
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lend it to you? Well, see, they won't
let me check into hotels with my
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Oh, no, look what he's doing. Oh, look
at that.
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Have tuna fish. We'll travel.
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Botulism in my beautiful... You're not a
traveler. You're going to need some of
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these. Listen, Oscar, you're not
listening to me.
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I'm not leaving.
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Don't toy with me while I have dangerous
hangers in my hand.
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You're not leaving? No.
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Forget thanks.
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You misunderstood what I said. I said
I'm getting back with Glory. I didn't
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I'm going back to Glory. How are you
getting back with her if you're not
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leaving? She's coming here.
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Here, here?
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Yeah. Now, here's the scoop.
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Glory's house is being painted, and she
and the kids have to get out of her
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country. Oh, I need kids. No, no, no,
not the kids. The kids are going to her
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parents' house in the country. Look what
a grouchy bear.
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Come on, Oscar.
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A couple of days together may be just
what Gloria and I need to straighten out
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our differences.
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But what about the poker game where
we're supposed to be a big reunion?
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What about the poker game? This isn't
going to affect our poker game. How can
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you say that? Whoever's going to come
here and it's not going to interfere
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the poker game? What difference does it
make? I swear to you, if I ruin the
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poker game, I'll eat that tuna fish
sandwich.
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Come on, don't be grouchy there. Come
on. Be a nice fair.
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Come on.
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That nice bear smile. Come on. Big
smile.
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That's it. That's my gentle bear.
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This
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is
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so silly. It's not helping. Believe me,
it's not. Pick up the flowers. Pick up
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the flowers there. Where'd you get it? I
saved it from the honeymoon car.
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There. Aw.
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Think she'll remember? Why, of course.
Everybody remembers their honeymoon.
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When's she coming? Soon.
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What are those? Your wedding pictures?
It's a honeymoon picture. A bunch of our
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kids when they were babies.
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You think this is too obvious?
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No. When she comes in, why don't you
smell some rice in her face?
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Please, I don't envy you sleeping on
this couch. I'll tell you that. Well,
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I won't have to sleep on the couch, huh?
Well, here. What's the matter?
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Something in your eye? Well,
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that old attraction is still there.
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Welcome to the fight of the week.
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I can see it now. In this corner, a man
wearing shorts. In this corner, a woman
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fully clothed.
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No, mister, I never beg.
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Why should we fight?
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I'm not going to push it. You think I
don't? I'll censor attitude and then
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act accordingly. Yeah, but you've got to
play it cool.
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Where are the kids?
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Oh, they couldn't come.
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Oh, what a shame.
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Boy, this is heavy.
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Well, you know me. I always overpack.
Yes, you always do. And I've told you
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about it, sir. Cool, cat.
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Cool. Better safety, sorry.
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Yes.
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Why don't I go and unpack? Remember this
luggage? I got it for our honeymoon.
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This honeymoon. Remember? Before we had
these two beautiful children?
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Look, look.
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Oh, who got married?
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We did, remember?
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Two love -crazed kids.
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I'd like you to stay in my room.
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Oh, thank you, Felix.
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That's so nice of you to sleep on the
couch.
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What did I tell you?
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She's so crazy about you, you see?
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That old attraction is still there.
Yeah.
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What are you staring at?
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Just because she wouldn't kiss me when I
came to the door?
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That's corny. She doesn't do that.
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Because she didn't remember the sign?
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You mean because she said I should sleep
on the couch?
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Sex isn't everything.
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No matter how it tastes.
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Clever, clever, clever. There she is.
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To one girl who always looks beautiful
in the morning, no matter what.
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today. Is there anything you'd like to
do? Is something wrong with the toast,
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Felix? No, no, it's fine now.
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I thought we'd go to the museum. Would
you like that?
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Oh, a museum sounds nice.
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Good, good.
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Where are you going, Felix?
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Eggs are a little runny. I'll tighten
them up a bit.
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Tighten yours up? No, mine are tight
enough.
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You put ketchup on her eggs? Do you
realize what an insult that is?
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Who are the kids? I haven't seen them in
so long. Oh, the kids are just fine.
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They're staying with my sister and her
husband. Staying with your sister?
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Ever going to your parents?
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No. Your sister?
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Uh, is something wrong, Felix?
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No.
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If you don't mind them all alone in that
drafty house.
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Boy, these eggs are good. They're yummy,
yummy. Felix, are you saying that they
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shouldn't be staying with my sister?
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No, I'm sure you did what you thought
was best.
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I want no part of it. All you've done
all morning is criticize and re -cook.
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Oh, excuse me.
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I thought I was just showing a normal
interest in my children's welfare.
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And in my breakfast.
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All right, let's not argue. Who's
arguing?
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Mmm, mmm, good.
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Tight as a drum.
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Pierce, can I talk to you alone in the
kitchen for a minute? Sure.
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Honey, Oscar wants to talk to me in the
kitchen.
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Boy talk.
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Just a minute, pumpkin.
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Oscar loves your breakfast.
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What do you mean, sell? You can't get
past the pits. Look how she doesn't soak
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the bowl. I've told her 10 ,000. Will
you forget about the soaking bowl
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feelings? You're right, Oscar. You're
right.
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It isn't fair of me to force this on you
in your own home here. Look, here's
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some money. Go to a hotel.
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A single man alone in a hotel? The three
of us don't belong here together.
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I know you mean well, Oscar. You do, but
you just... You can't help saying the
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wrong thing, can you?
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It's not what you're saying. It's what
you don't say. What didn't I say?
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I know personally that the reason I had
to sleep on the couch last night was
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because of you.
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How'd you figure that out?
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Well, you were here.
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Gloria's the lady.
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She was embarrassed.
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Everything A -OK in there, Pumpkin?
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All right, I'll call you at 9 or 7. I'll
tell you where we are. No, no, no. I
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can't play.
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Well, I've got to say, work things out
with Gloria.
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I've got to find another poker player?
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Thank you.
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Gloria? Gloria, hold on to your hat.
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Oscar's been called away on business.
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Come clean the plate and see your
picture.
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I'm in.
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I'm in. I see. What do you got? I got
this.
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This? He's got this. A full house. He's
got this. Get in. I don't want to play.
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Boy, let me keep it quiet.
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Thank you very much.
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Thank you, Mr. Ogden. No, Unger, Unger.
U -N -G -E -R, Unger. Remember that.
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Yes.
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All right. Okay, don't you ever lose.
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This is the first time I ever play.
Where'd you find this guy?
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Roger's my new partner.
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They like to put the rookie cops with an
experienced man.
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I'm teaching him everything I know.
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Why don't you teach him everything you
know about poker?
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Listen,
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how much are the sandwiches?
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Help yourself, Cincinnati kid.
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Osbert, he's from Oregon.
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You should have charged him. That's the
only way we're going to get even. Deal,
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Murray. Deal, deal.
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Five -card draw.
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What beats what? There's a bag.
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There's two bags. There's three of a
kind. There's a spade. There's a flush.
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There's more. That's it. I got a
straight and a flush.
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You got a straight and a flush?
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You got a straight flush. What is it?
What is it? Come here.
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Come here.
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Come here.
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Come here.
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Come here. Come here. Come here. Come
here. Come here.
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What happened?
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Gloria threw me out.
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She tried for a comeback with dinner.
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I could have been here sooner, fellas,
but I thought, why should I impose all
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this misery on my friends?
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And I thought, why not?
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Gee, this is just like the last time.
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I feel like I'm watching a rerun. I
don't get it. What is he talking about?
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first time Felix's wife threw him out,
we were playing cards.
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All things are as...
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before. You're not going to do anything
rash, are you?
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Good. Okay, let's get the game started.
Who's deal? It's your deal. I'll take
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five cards on Jack Stoker. You know
something, Oscar?
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This has taught me a lesson.
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I'm glad it happened.
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Good.
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You may never have noticed, Oscar, but I
used to sing the blues for Gloria.
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I noticed, I noticed.
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Time to get even here.
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What do you do, Vinnie? I'm out.
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I'm out.
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I'll go for a ride.
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I'm going to call her.
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I'm going to call her.
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It's the dawning of a new day.
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Thank you, Oscar.
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Thank you.
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I'm shy $14.
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I'm shy $14.
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I see your bet, and I raise your bet.
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Hey, there's...
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Ten, and I'll raise you another five.
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What's your $15?
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I'm shy $15.
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Here's your bet, and I raise you $10
more. Is he?
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Okay, there it is.
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And another six. What's your $16?
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I'm shy $16.
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You're not mine.
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I'll give you six.
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I'm smearing my back, dick.
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Get out of here.
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I'm going to stick to your hand. See
what happens, man?
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I'll give you six, and I raise you five.
What's your $5?
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What's your $5? That man is crying. I
know. I caught you $5 to see the bet.
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It's hard to bet when he's crying. He
always cries. What are you going to do?
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You're going to see the fly? What are
you going to do? Here's $5. Okay, there
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you go. What do you got? I got one of
this.
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Will you stop fighting?
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My marriage is breaking up. Your
marriage broke up years ago.
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After I can't take it anymore, let's
forget the game. I'm not going to forget
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the game. It took me too long to get
this game started. We're going to move
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Where? Wherever we go, he follows us.
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He's my partner.
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That's right. Right, Felix, you're
right, baby. Here, get comfortable.
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00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:18,220
Yeah, that's just exactly what you did.
Here, you'll get yourself a little
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00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:20,260
something to drink. That'd be nice.
Here,
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here's something to read.
250
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:27,480
There's nobody... There's nobody named
Glory in it. It's perfect. You'll be
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comfortable. You're leaving me here
alone?
252
00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:31,980
It's the best thing. Give you a chance
to think things over.
253
00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:33,360
You really think so?
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I know so. Now go to sleep. Close your
eyes. Go ahead and enjoy. Enjoy.
255
00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:38,580
Okay, fellas, let's go.
256
00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:40,200
Okay, let's stop here.
257
00:16:42,570 --> 00:16:44,690
Oscar, that blanket belongs to the
hotel.
258
00:16:45,110 --> 00:16:46,110
Send them to Murray.
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00:16:46,770 --> 00:16:48,790
Murray, Murray, they're stealing the
blanket.
260
00:16:48,990 --> 00:16:50,130
Ah, don't worry, kid.
261
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,310
You can't always go by the book.
262
00:16:57,330 --> 00:16:59,050
I'm sorry,
263
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:07,470
I forgot what it takes to open.
264
00:17:07,850 --> 00:17:10,270
Jack's the better. Jack's the better.
Oh, I think I can open.
265
00:17:11,089 --> 00:17:12,089
I think I can see.
266
00:17:12,690 --> 00:17:13,608
Go on.
267
00:17:13,609 --> 00:17:14,609
Close your butt.
268
00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:15,770
Red, red, red.
269
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,190
Close your butt. Let's go. How many?
270
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:18,470
How many do you got? One.
271
00:17:19,190 --> 00:17:20,310
I'll take one.
272
00:17:20,609 --> 00:17:21,609
Good decision. How many?
273
00:17:21,670 --> 00:17:22,670
Three. How many?
274
00:17:22,849 --> 00:17:24,069
All right, I have to take any?
275
00:17:24,390 --> 00:17:25,770
I think I got a royal house.
276
00:17:27,510 --> 00:17:30,370
Royal house. Royal house. It's time.
277
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,830
For what? Time for Roger to go home.
278
00:17:33,070 --> 00:17:34,069
What happened?
279
00:17:34,070 --> 00:17:39,180
He's got early... He's got a duty
tomorrow, and he's got to get his eight
280
00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:41,740
sleep. It says so in the police rookie
manual.
281
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:44,540
Well, you're going to be in. You're not
going to get eight hours sleep.
282
00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:46,420
Oh, I sleep in the patrol car.
283
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,520
The kid's got to drive.
284
00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:51,220
With the money he won tonight, he could
hire a chauffeur.
285
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:54,040
Well, it sure was nice meeting all you
guys.
286
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,840
I hope we can do this again real soon.
287
00:17:56,340 --> 00:17:57,340
Good night, partner.
288
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,140
Ten -four, Murray.
289
00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:02,300
Ten -four.
290
00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:04,700
I'm taking him under my wing.
291
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:06,510
I should take them under your nose.
292
00:18:08,190 --> 00:18:09,710
Let's play pop -carts, Doug.
293
00:18:10,030 --> 00:18:13,230
Four -handed, Oscar? Nobody plays four
-handed poker. Nah, four -handed's like
294
00:18:13,230 --> 00:18:16,690
Old Maid or Goldfish. All right, listen,
I'll deal myself two hands. Oscar, this
295
00:18:16,690 --> 00:18:19,810
game is a curse. Forget it. No, I'm not
going to forget it. It took me too long
296
00:18:19,810 --> 00:18:21,410
to get this game together. I'm going to
get me a fifth.
297
00:18:22,290 --> 00:18:25,390
Gloria, you want to play poker? It's a
hot seat. Oh, I don't know how to play
298
00:18:25,390 --> 00:18:26,450
poker. Well, it's a cheat.
299
00:18:26,910 --> 00:18:27,910
Oh, no.
300
00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:29,290
Why don't you call Felix?
301
00:18:29,990 --> 00:18:30,990
Hello, Oscar.
302
00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:34,530
I'm fine, thank you. How are you?
303
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,280
Poker?
304
00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:40,680
Why, yes, I'd love to.
305
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:43,100
Good, I'll be right over.
306
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:09,179
at the hotel.
307
00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:11,980
You know what happened? He probably fell
asleep there. I'm going to get him.
308
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:14,600
What are you doing out here?
309
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,580
Couldn't find my key. What key?
310
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:17,940
Come on in. Here he is, fellas.
311
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:19,279
Here's the card.
312
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:20,280
Let's go.
313
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:22,820
Oh,
314
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,640
Gloria. You planning a little trip?
315
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,120
Yes. Andrea's picking me up. Oh, that's
nice.
316
00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:29,620
Andrea's very nice.
317
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,100
Had some bad breaks, but she's very
nice.
318
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,560
Felix, I'm sorry. I think it's better
this way. That's all right.
319
00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:37,380
I'm not upset.
320
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:39,730
to play poker with my friends.
321
00:20:40,070 --> 00:20:43,110
Okay, five card board jacks. I bet I owe
any ante for you.
322
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:44,450
Right.
323
00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:46,110
Hi, guys.
324
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,370
Hi, Felix. Hi, Felix.
325
00:20:48,570 --> 00:20:50,170
Hey, Felix, can you open?
326
00:20:50,590 --> 00:20:51,810
Well, let's see.
327
00:20:52,850 --> 00:20:53,850
Isn't that interesting?
328
00:20:54,070 --> 00:20:55,070
What?
329
00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:56,430
Jacks have long hair.
330
00:20:58,950 --> 00:21:01,670
Yeah. It's one thing you can't say about
the tens.
331
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:06,670
The queen of hearts, she baked some
tarts.
332
00:21:10,860 --> 00:21:11,860
Can you open?
333
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,160
Right.
334
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,540
Where's your blue check? I'm in.
335
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,400
I'm in.
336
00:21:19,660 --> 00:21:20,660
How many cards?
337
00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:22,020
I have five.
338
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:25,500
We all do.
339
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,320
How many cards do you want?
340
00:21:28,980 --> 00:21:31,060
Uh, two.
341
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:32,940
That leaves three.
342
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:34,700
Discard the two, please.
343
00:21:40,970 --> 00:21:42,290
Two, then two for the dealer.
344
00:21:43,050 --> 00:21:44,890
Here we go. Okay, Felix, what do you do?
345
00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:46,470
Hmm? What do you do?
346
00:21:46,850 --> 00:21:47,850
Ah.
347
00:21:51,590 --> 00:21:52,730
Cost you $28.
348
00:21:53,170 --> 00:21:54,170
I'm out.
349
00:21:54,430 --> 00:21:55,510
Out. I'm out.
350
00:21:56,990 --> 00:21:57,990
Let's see.
351
00:21:58,870 --> 00:21:59,870
What do you got?
352
00:22:00,450 --> 00:22:01,450
Three queens.
353
00:22:03,070 --> 00:22:04,570
Yes, you don't have three queens.
354
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,700
I got some balloons in the car. Want me
to go down and get them?
355
00:23:42,030 --> 00:23:47,310
As Winston Churchill said, never has one
man done so little for so many.
356
00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:12,150
I wanted to see me like this.
357
00:24:14,390 --> 00:24:17,270
She must hate me. She doesn't hate you,
Felix.
358
00:24:18,070 --> 00:24:23,790
My hair feels funny. You shouldn't try
to patch up your marriage in two days.
359
00:24:24,310 --> 00:24:25,970
I really blew it, didn't I?
360
00:24:26,230 --> 00:24:28,510
Sure did. It could have been a great
poker game.
361
00:24:29,170 --> 00:24:30,550
Oh, your poker game.
362
00:24:31,430 --> 00:24:36,530
I promised I wouldn't ruin it, didn't I?
You promised something else, remember?
363
00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:37,990
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