All language subtitles for nash_bridges_s05e08_get_bananas

Baptiste is here?

Most definitely.

He's got at least five of his block
captains in there. We've got the back

secured and the alley covered.

You clear of the neighbors?

Absolutely. How about the school?

All done.

All right, remember, Baptiste is
primary.

That's the type of business we got going
on on St. Clair Street.

With one more inch in your toe.

That's it, PD. Keep your hand wide
still.

What about Pete?

Not in this room.

Where is he?

Drop the bag.

Put your hands on your head.

Hey! Trap door in the bedroom!

Guys, I think we gotta wrap it.

I don't gotta wrap it!

See if you can flush him, Alex.

He went south.

He just got out of the trapdoor in the
bedroom. Repeat, he got out. Secured the

perimeter. He's on his way outside.

Is this guy good or just lucky?

Just lucky.

He's about to get unlucky.

Where was Flyboy?

Oh, I didn't see him in the house.

I thought he was smart enough to follow
directions.

Hey, cheer up, man.

Nah, sorry, Bubba. It hasn't been one of
those happy -faith kind of days.

Yeah, well.

Not a total loss. I mean, we may have
lost Matisse, but think of our totally

awesome off -duty gig.

What off -duty gig?

I told you about it.

No, no, no. You didn't tell me anything.

I told you about it. I'm certain, man.
Considering the amount of money we're

getting paid, I'm sure I told you. Joe!

Oh, hey, I'll turn right up there. We've
got to meet the client at the Winsworth

Davidson house.

Oh, you can't take gigs without checking
in with me. It's only fair. I know. I

told you the other night we had dinner
that way.

Hi, Ness Bridges and Joe Dominguez. Oh,
yes. One minute.

Mr. Crow, they're here. Would you like
to order, gentlemen? Oh, thank you.

So, um, who's the client?

That's a nice fur you have on there.
Thank you.

Gentlemen,

Alex Crow, thank you so much for coming
over, shall we? You have some waters,

good. Our friend loves this hotel. Great
service.

No hassles, no crowds.

Nothing? Nothing.

Well, try putting on someone else's
play. That worked last time.

He's, um, just coming out of his bar.

Be the, uh, private detective, sir here.

Here you go, bananas.

I am absolutely certain you never said
anything about death.

Harvey, you run it.

Got it.

Captain? Yeah. They're ready for you in
interrogation.

Captain Bridges. Victor Coddick.

I represent Mr. Richter here.

My client is willing to give full and
open testimony in all aspects of this

in return for total immunity.

We caught your client with 27 kilos of
cocaine.

$80 ,000 in drug money. Why would I cut
that deal?

Because of the value of his information.

All right, good. You going to give me
your importer?

No.

You're wasting my time.

My client admits he's the accountant for
Mario Baptiste.

He knows every detail of Mr.

Baptiste's drug business, down to the
last nickel.

I'm listening.

I'm getting impatient, but I'm
listening.

It wasn't $80 ,000 that had drug busts,
Captain. It was $120 ,000.

$40 ,000 went missing.

Suppose it would concern you to know
that you have a dirty cop in your unit?

Richter is claiming that Evans stole $40
,000 of Baptiste's drug money.

Oh, Bish.

What are you going to do?

Well, that's where you come in, I hope.

Oh.

Want me to use my MCD training?

Want me to dig around to see if I can
find anything to corroborate Richter's

story? Yeah, please.

You know, you may not like what I find.

I already don't like it.

Thank you.

You've never heard of him?

No.

You haven't seen any of his movies, not
even on cable?

No.

Well, there'd be movies, but they're
pretty good. I mean, you know. Oh, you

should rent that one, Banana Split. It's
like a divorce comedy.

Yeah, we did this Mr. Smith goes to
Washington kind of thing. It's called

Republicans. Pretty good. How did you
get this gig?

Bananas people found us.

Apparently our reputation precedes us.
We have got to downgrade our qualities.

Mr.

Crow, why don't you explain the details
of the job?

Well, it's pretty straightforward.

Bananas are in San Francisco for two
days.

He's got his promotional book signing
tour for his new book. And then, of

course, he's getting his honorary degree
from the San Francisco University.

You've probably read.

He gave $10 million to establish the
Lulu and Coco School of Cinema, named

his parents.

Why does he need security?

What's the threat?

Bananas has been targeted by an animal
rights group based here in the Bay Area.

They're intent on liberating him. They
call themselves the Simian Liberation

Army.

It's okay, Stuart.

I'm trying, sir.

God bless you.

Thank you.

I want to return him to the wild.

Cameroon, in Africa, to be precise.

You don't want to go to Africa, do you,
little buddy?

Well, listen, I really appreciate your
offer, but my partner and I, we're just

not available.

Your entree, sir?

Bananas flambé.

Bloody hell, put it out!

Okay, Joe, we're out of here.

No, no, no, no, wait, please, look,
please, wait.

Look, he's a chimpanzee, I know that,
but he's a very important chimpanzee,

not just to me, but to people all over
the world, especially children.

Uh, no, no, no, no, don't, don't pull
the children card on me. Nah, don't go

there. But it's true, and on top of
that, I mean...

He was raised like a human being. It's
the only life he knows. He was a child

actor. The effort I expected to live in
the jungle like some wild animal. He's

never even been to Africa.

It's tantamount to a death sentence.

Ness is right, you know.

Look, I will double your standard fee.
No, no. Triple it. No. Come on, Joe.

Let's go. We've got a deal.

Thank you.

It's triple that.

Hi.

During that bust at Baptiste, were you
with Evan the entire time?

Hmm.

Nearly so. Why?

Richter's claiming that the count on the
drug cash is 40 ,000 light.

He thinks that Evan took it.

Richter's trying to save his ass. Do you
think it's possible?

That Evan took the money?

Caitlin, there were cops all over that
place. How could he even pull that off?

What I am asking you is that if he
could, do you think that he would have?

Look, Evan sunk low, all right?

But do I think he's gone criminal? No.

Uh -uh.

You had enough yet, fly boy?

I'm getting tired.

So just admit it.

You told the cops we had a fireman.

Oh, Mario, please, man. I didn't do
nothing, man. So how come you wasn't

You was the only captain, not at the
meeting.

My sister's a diabetic, but I had to
take her to the hospital.

Then you got two days.

Two days to find out who set me up.

You don't come up with nothing?

I'm holding you personally responsible.

Let him go.

But of course.

There's still no sign of bad peace, but
we've got the gang task force on alert,

and we've got his place, his
girlfriend's place, and his mom's place

out. Good.

Keep the screws on.

Where's Evan?

Boss, I'm no longer my brother's keeper.

Okay? I mean, he said he had some leads
to run. He ran.

No other details?

Nothing.

Hey, guys, check this out.

The word on the street is that Baptiste,
he found out that Flyboy's the one that

ratted him out, right? So Baptiste, he
beat the crap out of him. Now, Flyboy,

ended up at a hospital over there on
Potrero Hill, staying under his cousin's

name. Find him.

You and Harvey.

Wait a second. I can do it.

I said, you and Harvey.

Flyboy.

Yo, man, get out of here, man.

Curtis! How you doing, man? How you
feeling?

Wow, you don't look so good. How are
your ribs doing? They doing all right?

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I hurt you?

Does Baptiste know you're here?

Because we can give him a call, you
know, and let him know that you're the

that sold him out.

How's that sound?

Listen, I know you're not stupid, so I
know you didn't forget about the

relocation plan we had for you or the
money.

But I don't know why you didn't show up
for that bus, man. We went all over

this. And my sister had to go to the
emergency room.

There was no one else to help her.

Uh -huh.

All right. What does Baptiste want from
you?

Hey, he's talking to you.

Listen.

You're clearly in trouble over there.

You don't want to be in trouble over
here.

So let us help you.

You don't get it, man.

Revenge is the most important thing to
him, man.

Nobody get over on Batista later to talk
about it.

Nobody. Because he'll do anything.

Oh, he'll do anything, huh?

Why don't you tell us so you don't end
up dead, huh?

Evan.

What?

Would you cool it?

Tell us where we can find him so we can
put him away, all right? Our deal still

stands. We can get you out of town. We
can get you a new ID. You've got to tell

us where we can pick him up.

Okay?

I mean, get out of my room, man.

Get off my bed and get out of my room.

That's fine. It's all you.

Yeah, whatever.

So get out of my room.

Punk.

I had him, but you couldn't keep your
mouth shut.

Harvey, I found the guy, didn't I? From
now on, you talk or I talk, but we're

not doing this together. Whatever.

That's a good sign.

One for the good guys.

Joe, check out the crowd right over
there in the middle.

Jake Cage?

I don't like that. You know what?

Get that monkey inside.

this situation.

Meaning what?

Meaning I'm thinking maybe you ought to
stop this signing a little early. And

disappoint some of his fans.

You're going to be a hell of a lot more
disappointed if you lose Jim.

That's it.

Get out of here.

Do you see Paige?

I don't see her.

with the invectives there, Jake.

It's a hell of a long way down to the
water. And what plan?

Your plan was you were going to run
through the bookstore with our chimp?

Your chimp? What the hell are you
talking about?

We work for the monkey, eh, kid?

Well, we don't work for the monkey.

We work for the representatives that
hired us to orchestrate the security for

the monkey.

It'd been nice of you to tell me this
before you put me undercover, Bridges.

Well, we hadn't been hired when you went
undercover.

That's another thing.

I put you under cover a month ago. I
barely heard from you. What the hell

you been doing?

Hey, I had to go subterranean, man. For
animal lovers, they're the most paranoid

bunch of people I ever met.

Well, it might have something to do with
the head of the organizations wanted

for murder.

Now, Jake, you've been under a month.
What do you got on Jenkel?

The night after he killed a zookeeper,
he hauled ass to Mexico.

He set the two condors free outside of
Chihuahua.

Six months ago, he married Melissa
Tolan.

She's currently the president of the
SLA.

But he's still pulling the strings.

So where's Jinkle now?

There's no one place.

The guy's always on the move. He never
sleeps in the same bed more than twice

a row.

Because like I said, it's a paranoid
bunch.

That's why I need bananas.

Because bananas are too big of a prize
to let slip through his fingers, right?

Right. According to my sources, Jinkle
wants to personally transport the monkey

back to Africa.

And all you gotta do is deliver him up,
no? Yeah, it's that simple.

No, it's simple.

Except for one thing.

You're not getting your hands on my
monkey.

You're telling me a monkey's more
important than bringing in an

fugitive? No, no, no, no. I'm not saying
that at all.

But we're not going to put the monkey in
the middle to catch Jinkle. It's bad

business. Deliver the monkey for 24
hours.

Jake, you're not getting your hands on
my monkey.

I heard that you've been asking a lot
about me.

Mary.

Well, Evan, until you hear it from me,
why don't you not worry about it, okay?

If you want to turn this into a personal
vendetta, it's going to be very

personal.

Richard claims that there was $40 ,000
at the bus that you did not log into

evidence.

So let's clear this up right now. Did
you take it?

No.

Melissa Toland.

You can't win.

We're going to get the chimpanzee no
matter what it takes.

Bananas won't survive in the wild, but I
guess you know that.

You know what I think?

I think you really don't care one way or
the other.

How dare you?

No, no, no.

What you care about is the publicity
your organization is going to get if you

pull out this kidnap.

That's what it is.

You couldn't be more wrong.

Really? Well, you best not cross the
line into police business.

Because all the animals that actually do
need your help won't get it with you

behind bars.

Have a nice day.

I bet that this bozo doesn't even know
what Baptiste is.

What, you're still not talking to me
today, Hart?

Hart, if you think I took the money, why
don't you just say it?

I don't think you took the money, okay?

On the other hand, I don't know who's
going to show up in the morning, man.

messing up haven't been the good one.

I can't live like that, and neither can
you.

Let's just forget it.

All right, brother?

Evan.

We're running out of time, Lisa.

We leave for Lagos tomorrow.

The cops have moved the chimp.

Where? I don't know.

I thought you had somebody inside.

I do.

He doesn't know where they've taken him.

The SLA won't survive unless we get that
chimp. What do you suggest, Bruce?

Janko. I'm trying.

What the hell are you doing?

I'm here to fix the pipes.

The pipe?

Up there, Maude.

What

are

you doing here?

Saving your ass.

This guy's a cop.

That's good.

I can't believe this.

How is it?

Are you kidding me?

You don't even want to know what kind of
sex life he has.

What do you expect? He's a movie star.

Yes, I like you too.

Hello.

Oh, hi, darling.

Oh, hello.

I can't believe it. It's really bananas.

Bananas, Caitlin.

Caitlin, bananas.

Hi, bananas.

Oh, this is so, so exciting. My nieces
and nephews, they love you.

I do, too.

You know what my personal favorite is?
It's the one about the Arctic explorer,

frozen bananas.

Oh, I'm sorry. Hello.

Hi, isn't he such a gentleman?

Hey. Bananas, you stop that right now.

Come here.

Come here.

Oh, my.

Thanks for not letting him sit at my
feet, man.

Hey, Bubba, he may love me, but I still
love you.

He can't do that in front of him. He
understands everything he says to him.

Fine, fine, I apologize.

I think he forgives you.

You know, he reminds me of a lot of your
relationships with your ex -wives.

I'm going to pretend you didn't say
that, all right?

Nash. Nash, I'm at home.

You better get over here.

Okay, I'll drop Joe off at the SIU and
then I'm on my way.

Harvey, get here, Nash.

Baptiste calling, Kurt.

This son of a bitch is starting to piss
me off.

Where's Evan?

On his way.

What happened?

You tell me.

Wanted Baptiste, right?

I mean, you know his rep.

And his cred on the street is based on
the fact that nobody steals from him.

Not even a cop.

So you took the money, hoping he'd come
gunning for you.

And you didn't tell me.

Yeah, exactly.

What if my kid was here when they came,
huh? Did you think about that? Back off.

Back off.

You do not make plans.

You do not run the SIU. You got that?

Yeah, I get it.

I just thought... You thought what?

I thought it was something you would do.

You know, a bold move to close a case.

You ain't me.

Go back to Curtis Meadors.

Have him set up a meet with Baptiste.

Tell him you're offering to give back
the money that your partner stole.

Fine. How do we do that?

When he comes to pick up the money.

And he will.

Take his ass down.

One more time, I'm telling you, and you
get a timeout.

This is that report you requested, Joe.

Okay, that's it. Let's go.

Come on.

Okay,

I'm going to send somebody up with some
lunch for you. What do you want?

Fruit?

Soup?

But Chinese.

Pizza.

Pizza.

Don't look Italian.

And you're not that cute. You're not
getting to me.

Where

is

he?

Oh, he's upstairs. He's safe.

Joe? What would you think about coming
to work for Bananas full -time?

Work for Bananas?

You and Mr. Bridges for four times your
current salary, plus all the usual

benefits, of course.

You say four times?

You'll be doing security ostensibly,
but...

Joe, the truth is that over the last few
months, Bananas has been listless.

Seriously listless. No joie de vivre. No
appetite.

No fun. Not at work. Not at home. Not
until he met... Me?

Mr. Bridges. Oh. But you would be a
crucial part of that team.

Yeah, you mean Nash.

Joe, something tells me that I can't get
Nash without you.

Well, I'm very flattered.

Bananas has got his lunch with the dean
in an hour. Look, just promise me you'll

think about it, okay?

Talk to Nash about it? Well, I think I'm
going to cry.

Four times.

Come here, you little... Joe!

Joe!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nobody told me he was a pickpocket.

Joe?

Joe?

Joe! Give me that.

Hey.

Okay, Amanda.

Come on.

Come on, come on. Give it to me.

Give me that.

Would you give me that?

You give that to me right now.

Bananas, what the hell are you...

fixed it?

Come on.

Come over here.

The money is good. The benefits are
great. We'll travel the world on

else's nickel, make a few bucks, and
Bob's your uncle.

Are you really thinking about working
for the champ?

I will if you will.

What's he doing back there?

I think he's hungry. We better stop.

We're going to a luncheon.

Hey, man, you know how it is. He's a big
star, man. Everybody's going to want a

piece of him. He won't get time to eat.

No, I don't want me to go there. No, go
there.

Where are you going? Stay.

Stay there.

I'll be right back.

We want you to think that we cheated you
or anything.

Not important.

What you fail to realize is not the
money.

It's the credibility.

Nobody steals from me.

Nobody. Not even when they give it back.

Mario, this is going to go against your
murderous instincts, but what I want you

to do is tell your boys to put their
weapons down on the ground. I mean all

their weapons.

I told you they was crazy, dude. And
their hands.

where I can see them, and that way
nobody gets hurt.

All right, drop it.

Put your weapons down.

Now.

You know, the thing is, Mario, sometimes
it doesn't pay to be too predictable.

No, no, no. Don't do anything until you
hear back from me.

All right, great. Thanks.

You sure this guy Stewart's the inside
guy?

Oh, I'm pretty sure.

He's coming out now.

Pretty sure.

Now tell me how you arrived at this
deduction.

Well, Crow's into leather. Kim, the
secretary, she wears furs. The real deal

furs.

The driver, he's a meat eater.

So that leaves Stewart.

Vegetarian. Wears nothing but natural
fibers right down to his hemp belt.

So that's it. That's what we're going
on.

I'm down with it. I'm down with it.

I've

never

really doubted you.

Hey, little Bubba.

I'll get you out of there in no time.

Joey, you got your pick set on you?

Hey, Bananas. How are you, buddy?

Hi.

Woo. How about that monkey breath, bro?

Don't breathe on me, will you?

All right.

All right.

Here we go. Come with me.

Atta boy.

Bridges.

Well, Jake, you've done it again.

You managed to take a monkey and make
yourself into a horse's ass.

Yeah, well, I can't let you take him,
Bridges. Jake, have you lost your mind?

You want to work the white zone at the
airport?

Hey, Jekyll's on his way. In 15 minutes,
everybody gets what they want.

Jake. What's going on?

I'm trying to take the chip.

We never give up, do you?

Bless you.

Now, what do you want to do with them?

Well, why don't we let Bruce decide
since I found out you're a cop, too?

why don't we?

Just arm them all, all right?

Nice, Jake.

Go, pal.

You know the routine, right?

Get inside.

Walk in the cave.

Buckle, buckle.

That's goodbye in Igbo.

Jake!

Jake! What?

You're giving the monkey a migraine.

Well, how are you feeling about your
plan now?

You might want to back off your
attitude, Bridges.

Yeah, this is all your fault, you little
monkey.

Actually, you ought to be kissing his
furry little butt.

Oh, how's that?

You're going to find a way out.

What? He swiped Jinkle's keys.

I'll be there.

Come here.

Come here!

Bring me a little fuzzy carcass over
here and bring me the keys.

Great bedside manner.

Joe, get in there, will you? Do your
magic. You read the book.

Hey, banana.

Come on, boy.

Come on, big guy.

Come on. There you go. Bring the keys.

I think you're up, Bubba.

No, no, no, no.

I'm not kissing the monkey in exchange
for the keys. I'd rather go to Africa.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

No, no, no, no.

I didn't mean that. Nope. Just kidding.
It was just a little joke.

All right.

You're the only monkey I've ever had
feelings for.

Come on.

Bring me the keys.

Come on. Bring me the keys.

Come on, come on. Be a good boy. Bring
me these. Yeah, good boy.

I think he wants his kiss first.

I won't tell Caleb if you don't.

I'm not kissing the monkey. Come on,
man. Take one for the team. Let him get

first base.

All right, all right, all right. All
right, one kiss.

One kiss.

All right, give me the keys. Give me the
keys now. Give me the keys.

All right.

Good boy.

Jake, start kicking that gate. What?

Kick the door.

It won't do you any good.

These cages were designed to transport
elephants.

Yeah, I'll give you one last chance to
let us out of here.

Yeah, we'll discuss it when we get to
Cameroon.

Or maybe we won't feed you, give you
fresh water.

Change your cage for two or three days.
Then you can see how some of these other

animals have to live.

Yeah. Hey, buddy.

It's okay. Come here. What's wrong?

You'll get used to it.

Come on. I'm going to take you on the
ship, huh?

Get you ready for your big trip.

Jake,

what's that corner over there? Joe, keep
your eye on him.

Bridges. As much speed and as little
hassle as possible.

All right, Joe.

You and Cage take a stern.

On my signal, do your thing.

Hey, I want Jekyll.

Banana safety comes first. You got it?
Do I make myself clear?

Perfectly. What I wanted to hear.

You are right. Yeah.

Yeah.

Hey, Scott, we can aim.

Yeah, well, it's good with a monkey
wrench.

Your check. I, uh, thank you.

And your employment package, including
salary proposals, perks, airline

and, of course, a confidentiality
agreement.

Now, what are the tickets for? We're
going to France.

We're shooting a sequel pic called
Second Banana.

We'll keep this one, but we're going to
give this one back.

You're not going to say no without
actually looking at the offer, are you?

Well, yes, I am. We are.

No, no, no. I will not take no for an
answer. Not until you talk to the man.

All right.

All right. Give us a minute.

Hey, buddy.

Bananas, I... I can't work for you.

I'm flattered that you asked me and...
Well, I've actually sort of gotten

attached to you.

But it's just not going to work out. I'm
sorry.

It's just... Why?

Well... I got my family here, I got my
job and...

Believe it or not, I like sleeping in my
own bed.

Sorry.

Aw.

Thanks, buddy.

Little Bubba.

But just not close enough.

Could you move out of my shadow in my
life?

Oh, that's so cute.

Don't worry. I can putt under these
conditions. No problem.

It's an easy game. Easy, easy, easy
game.

Nash, you wanted to talk to me?

Up top.

Evan, to run a unit like this, you need
the absolute, total, and complete trust

of every person in the unit.

You don't have that with anybody here
anymore.

You still think I was going to take that
money?

What you did.

Even if I gave you every benefit of the
doubt.

was a violation of that trust.

I'm going to need your shield and your
gun.

I'm suspending you.

How long?

Sixty days.

Use the time wisely.

It's your last chance, Bubba.