All language subtitles for nash_bridges_s05e06_curveball

I do, Caitlin, choose Jamaica.

Nairobi was too hot, Alaska was too
cold, Jamaica seemed just right.

Would you use the Goldilocks and the
Three Bears traveling agency?

Caitlin booked it.

You sure you don't mind if Nick crashes
at your place while we're away?

Are you kidding, man? I haven't been to
the strip bar since Singer left.

Just kidding.

Hey, oh, by the way, I got you a going
away present.

Really? What's that?

It's an air freshener for a thought I
spruce up the cuda.

What flavor is it?

Jalapeno.

What good does an air freshener do in a
convertible?

It's like saying a woman shouldn't wear
perfume when she's going to go outside.

Uh, Bubba, that's a hell of a long way
from perfume, I gotta tell you. Can I

a spare change for a cup of coffee,
brother? I'll give you my spare change

you'll take this with you.

Oh, what is that?

Toronto chili?

Uh, no, that would be jalapeno.

Okay. Take it for a dollar.

Dull.

Arnold?

Arnold, where are you?

Is it safe?

Yeah, it's safe.

Are you sure you weren't followed?

We're sure. Come on over here.

What's the big secret?

At this hour of the morning.

And it better be good, Arnold.

The five million dollars missing from
the city pension fund?

Gordon Keller stole it.

Gordon Keller?

The pension administrator?

That's right.

How do you know he stole it?

Because Gordon's my twin brother.

He came to my house and he took one of
my dad's old guns.

I watched him load the clip.

So how come you would turn in your own
brother?

I can't have this on my conscience.

Where is he now?

In his house.

The first uni on the same straw keller
inside, but he's not answering his

Where's what?

They were here. They were dismissed.

Who dismissed them? Oh, the ranking
officer.

Rick Bettina.

Miss! Yo!

Hey, so glad you guys could come down
and observe.

Observe what? You mean a jackass? This
is our case.

No, no. I am the director of police
investigations.

Oh, yeah. D -O -P -I.

Dopey. Look, I've come down here to
observe and oversee the capture and

of the man who swindled the good workers
of this city out of their hard -earned

retirement. Uh, Rick, this wouldn't have
anything to do with you running for

city supervisor, would it?

Well, any political windfall would be
purely coincidental. Uh -huh.

Okay, let me tell you what's going to
happen now. I'm going to get on the

and I'm going to call SWAT back down
here.

You're going to go back to city hall. Is
that clear? No, no, no, you don't got

to do it. I got him. I crawled under the
house, and I opened up the gas main.

You can smell the gas, right?

Yeah, I opened the gas main. Rick, have
you lost your mind? This is going to

work. It's going to work like a charm. I
give him five, six minutes for it.

Oh!

What are you doing here?

I'm just checking in for a couple
minutes to make sure everything's okay.

Everything is just fine, so go check in
at the airport.

Okay.

All right.

Bye. Bye.

Bye.

Boss? Aren't you supposed to be going?
I'm going, I'm going. Joe, hold on to

your hat. The body in Gordon Keller's
house is not Gordon Keller. What? So

the corpse?

Scott Mueller, stockbroker. The M .E.
says that he was dead at least two hours

before the explosion.

So what's the stockbroker doing dead in
Keller's house?

I'm going to venture to guess that he
had some involvement with the city's

pension fund.

Bingo. Mueller was picking investments
for the fund. He was supposed to be the

check to Gordon Keller's balance.

Have they sold the money together?

Looks that way.

Yeah, that hasn't killed Gordon. He
decided to go solo.

Somebody ought to contact Arnold and see
if he knows where his brother is.

I have an appointment with Arnold in 15
minutes.

That's good. That's good. Oh, uh... And
run the investment history on Keller.

If he's hidden the money somewhere where
it's traceable.

Evan.

I'm on it.

I'll help.

Good.

You're not the only one who couldn't
delegate.

Um, listen. Do you think maybe I ought
to push this trip back for a few days?

No, no, no, no, no, no. There'll be
plenty of crime when you get back. Now

Get out of here.

All right. Nash, Joe.

Two steps from a queen getaway. Well,
good, huh? Right? I finally got to close

that chapter of my life.

What, did you get fired?

Now, Joseph, I didn't get fired. I
resigned.

Oh, no, after that entire bombing
incident, I became completely

with the entire department. I mean, to
blow up a suspect's house, really.

That's crazy.

Yeah, Rick, crazy.

Um, wait a minute.

You are the person that flooded his
house with gas.

Well, okay, yes. As senior officer on
duty, I suppose I have to take

responsibility. No, no, no, Rick.

You turned the gas on.

That's whatever duty. It doesn't matter.
It's fine. I mean, I'll be your

scapegoat. It doesn't matter, baby,
because I'm moving on, you know? I'm

to go work on my campaign.

You're still running?

Yeah, I'm still running. Joe, let me ask
you a question. Did you know that the

Chinese character for crisis is the same
character for opportunity?

You know who taught me that?

My best friend, Nash Bridges. That's who
taught me that. Great. Okay, look.

Good luck with everything, all right?
Wait, Nash. Come on. Come on. Wait a

second. Wait a second. I want to address
the troops. Stick around. Stick around.

Hey, everybody. Everybody, can I have
your attention, please?

Please?

Everybody? One second.

Listen, I just want to tell you how
proud I am of the work we did together

You know, all the cases or gigs, as it
were, that we cracked, it's been a real

honor. It really has. And I want you to
remember that it wouldn't be SIU without

you.

Thanks.

Ricks.

Cortez, good luck.

Yeah, whatever.

Hey, uh...

Sorry about the testicle.

Look, I've been walking around the city
all night looking over my shoulder. Who

else could have tipped you off? Gordon's
got to know what we mean.

Look, we can put you in protective
custody if you want.

But the best thing you can do is help us
find him. I don't know where he is.

Well, think hard, Arnold. I don't know.

Well, who would?

Maybe his assistant, Carol.

Why her?

Because he's sleeping with her.

Have a nice trip. Thank you very much.

Thank you, ma 'am.

Okay, what time does your taxi get here?

About an hour.

But I still won't see why I have to stay
with Joe. I'm perfectly fine here.

We've been over this a hundred times.
It'll make me feel better if you're not

alone. And besides, I think Joe could
use the company. I can take care of

myself. I know that.

Indulge me, please.

You're the one with the problem.

You're going to be late for your flight.
Tell me about it. Caitlin?

Caitlin, sweetheart.

How many minutes before we actually
leave this apartment?

Sorry. I'm not the one who's having it
absolutely necessary to stop at the

office, am I?

Hey, I allow plenty of time, sister.

Yeah, sure, as long as I'm rushed.

Hey, come on. Can we go? Come on, come
on. Yes. Oh, wait. Just one second. Do

you think this sweater here is too warm
for the airplane

ride? Well, gee, I'm not wearing one, so
I don't know. Does that help? Yes, yes.

Can we go? Yes. Excuse me for not
wanting to regard this invitation by

considering a cold. Bye, Nick.

On the way out.

It's Carol Beaudet, it's apartment
three.

Looks like somebody forgot their keys.

This gourd's a conflict. Why would
someone break into her house?

Lucy can't get a shot.

What the hell are you doing here?

You first, Rick.

Oh, home sweet home.

This was not my fault.

Really? Whose was it?

Yours. I mean, you're the one who can't
leave the office.

Some sort of disease or something. You
know, I've heard about it, but now I've

seen the results up close and personal.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't go there,

sister. I was packed and ready last
night.

What are you doing here?

Taxi didn't show.

It didn't occur to you to call another
one?

Well, I guess I don't have to now, do I?

I'll be in my room.

You didn't plan to go over to Joe's in
the first place, did you?

No.

I'm an adult. I don't have to be
babysat.

Huh.

It's you.

I guess you're alienating just about
everybody today.

Well, there's a reason for that. I'm a
little tense. You see, I need a

I was ready.

Oh, yeah, except for a few minor
accessories.

All right, do not push it, all right?
Don't push it! You want me to open a few

windows around the apartment so maybe
you could wear your sweater around here?

Hey, I haven't read that yet. Well, poor
baby hasn't read it yet.

You know, I'm saying aside to you
that...

You weren't really trying to hit me,
were you?

No, no, no, no, not the ball, not the
ball.

Not the baseball.

That was my Willie Mays baseball.

Hi.

Not yourself.

Uh, not to pry, but aren't you supposed
to be thousands of miles away from here

laying on the beach with a pink drink
with an umbrella in it?

We missed the plane.

Non -refundable tickets, you know.

So, uh, you're not talking to each other
because you missed the flight?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

We were still talking to each other
after we missed the flight.

It was when she threw my baseball out
the window.

That's when we stopped talking to each
other.

Not the Willie Mays baseball.

That baseball.

Say it ain't so.

You found it, didn't you?

Back, back, back, back, back, back,
back. Gone.

I'm going to tell you. I searched for
two hours. You know what?

It is just a baseball. The thing doesn't
have magical properties.

That's like saying that a Picasso is
just a painting.

What?

A painting. You know, one of those
things you hang on a wall.

You have no idea how much that meant to
me, do you?

Stop it. Just stop it. That's all I ever
hear is how it's all my fault.

And you know why? Because you, you won't
take responsibility for anything. So I

wish you'd just grow up.

So, uh, probably Jamaica will have to
wait, huh?

I'm thinking it's going to be waiting
for her for a long time.

All right, what's going on with this
Gordon Keller deal?

Well, we've established that he and
Mueller were partners in crime. They've

taken about $5 .1 million out of the
city pension fund the last two months.

Oh, that's good.

What else?

Well, the secretary's also his
girlfriend.

Bet you can't find her either.

Nope. Went to her house. She wasn't
there. But we did find a bounty hunter

there.

What bounty hunter would be low enough
to try and make money off of city

who've lost their pension?

As you may or may not recall, I am still
a licensed bounty hunter.

I was pursuing Gordon Keller, a wanted
fugitive, which is my right, by the way.

And Carol Bedette's place was my best
lead.

I believe you mean our best lead.

Goodbye, Rick.

You don't work here anymore.

Aren't you supposed to be in Jamaica?

Things change.

What does that mean? Does that mean
you're going to give up the option on

Caitlin? No. It means things change,
Rick. You know, like you used to work

you don't work here anymore.

We still work here, and we want to get
back to work. I don't know what you're

saying. Are you telling me you can't use
my help? That's it. I'm telling you we

can't use your help. Oh, come on. I'll
do all the work. You guys can take all

the credit.

Yeah, but you will keep the city
council's $100 ,000 reward money, huh?

your campaign going, right? You know, I
don't believe you two. You never, ever

have worked with me. You've only ever
worked with me. Get out of here, Rick.

Come on. Have a nice day.

Hey, boss.

Gordon Keller's girlfriend, Carol
Beaudet.

She's got a steel genie file. Seems she
was a bad girl as a kid. I just talked

to her supervisor. She's out for the
next two weeks.

Uh, taken out for sick days.

Mm -hmm.

Okay, run down her family, friends,
playmates, and, uh, see if somebody

hiding them both. Oh, put somebody on
her house, too. Done. Anything I should

doing, Joe?

Uh, yeah, Joe. You could tell her that
she could do a sweep of all the places

our guide could hop, like cars, trains,
planes, that sort of thing. Oh, and

notify all the travel agencies and
airlines to keep on the lookout.

Well, you can tell him that I'd be happy
to, since I have no problem leaving the

SIU to get to the airport.

Oh. Joe, you can tell her that on her
way to the airport, there's a little

on her left out there. It's called
Candlestick Park.

That's where Willie Mays used to play.

Joe, why don't you remind him that it's
now called Three Calm Park? The only

people who still call it Candlestick are
people who live in the past.

Joe, you can tell her that people with a
heart still call it Candlestick, the

house that Willie Mays built.

So glad I could help.

Jordan, which one are you, huh? Come on,
we'll watch.

Check the bedroom.

Yes!

Uh, excuse me, Mr. Keller? Sir?

Hi, how you doing?

Rick Pitina, formerly of the SFPD.

Formerly? You a cop?

Uh... You know, I used to be, but now I
work for the city in a different

capacity. Well, what do you want?

Well, I'd like to talk to you about your
brother.

My brother?

Yeah, your brother, Gordon.

I'm wondering if you might have any idea
where I could find him.

You know, I wish I could help, but your
guess is as good as mine.

You do know about Gordon's cabin in
Tahoe, right?

No, I didn't. I did.

You might find him there.

No, you wouldn't happen to have his
address, would you?

You know, I don't offhand, but he's
listed. On the North Shore.

North Shore?

Listed? Okay. Hey, thank you, man. I
appreciate it. Anytime. Okay, you have a

nice day. Have a nice day.

Bye.

Only 37 more steps. Honest. Honest.
Okay.

Yeah, we should take a break.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, Jerry's going to love this bed.

Tell that to Hannah.

Hey, behind you. Hannah.

Hey.

Buddy! What's up?

How you doing?

How's your boy?

How's your boy?

Harvey, can we talk for a second?

Sure, yeah.

She seems nice.

Robin? Yes, very.

So have you talked with the HMO yet?

Yeah. They said that as soon as my name
is officially on Jerry's birth

certificate, he's covered.

When will that be?

Within a few weeks.

Which I know they said a few weeks ago.

Look, I don't mean to harp. It's just
that my temp job doesn't come with

insurance.

And I just had to take Jerry for his
checkup in his shop.

I split the bill.

I wasn't fishing for money.

I know.

But would it help?

Yeah.

Cool.

Caitlin!

It's signed.

Right there. Willie Mace.

That's so thoughtful.

I appreciate it. Thank you.

But you can take it back.

Why?

When I was... When I was a kid, I used
to go to the baseball games at

Candlestick Park.

And my friends and I, we'd sit in the
right field bleachers.

And one day we sat in the left field
bleachers, just a random choice.

And my biggest hero, Willie Mays,
smacked a grand slam home run right to

And I caught it.

I waited for two hours after the ball
game for him to sign it.

That's really beautiful, Nash.

Unless, of course, you're me. Are you
trying to make me feel worse? No.

it's working. I don't know what to do.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Look, what

I'm trying to say is I shouldn't have
acted that way.

I'm embarrassed about the way I behaved.

I just... At least you know why now.

I don't ever remember being quite that
angry. Oh, I just... I'm not so sure if

it was a good thing or a bad thing.

Both.

Yeah? What was so good about it?

Well, you were very passionate.

So what was so bad?

Your aim.

You're still disappointed, aren't you?

It's just a baseball.

I'll get over it.

Just the cat I'm looking for.

The SIU is off limits to you, Rick. Come
on, Joe. I've got this genius lead on

Gordon Keller's whereabouts. I need just
a little smidgen of police computer

time to follow up.

Why Chaz Nash?

Because he'd say no.

What makes you think I won't? Because
I'm going to give you 20 % of the reward

when I catch him.

Really? Not interested.

Come on, Joe. That's $20 ,000 for a
couple seconds of computer time. Come

Rick, that would be unethical.

That's why I'm coming to you.

I'm going to pretend you didn't say
that, okay?

Joe, I need it. Please, please.

Dominguez. He broke into my house.

Who did?

My brother.

What the hell do I do now?

Where are you right now?

A couple of blocks from your station. I
didn't know if I should come.

Absolutely. That's the best thing you
could do.

Rick.

I have to take this call. Can you please
leave?

What is that? Is that a lead on Gordon
Keller?

Rick, you want to please get lost?

Okay, fine, Joe. Thanks for nothing.

I'll see you in a couple minutes, okay?
Just relax.

You're okay.

I don't need his help. I don't need his
help. I'll do it myself.

I never helped anyone.

Still.

long before you ever got necessary...
Help! Help!

I can't do anything!

Somebody help me!

Where's the... Somebody help me! What
the hell are you doing?

What am I doing? I'm protecting my
hundred grand. I just single -handedly

collared Gordon Keller. You idiot! I'm
his brother!

Do I look stupid to you?

You don't just look stupid. This is
Arnold, Gordon's twin brother.

Oh, nice try. Arnold had to go see. I
was just talking to him at the house.

You were just talking to him?

Yeah, I talked to him. Him and some
blind girl.

Oh, congratulations, Rick. You just let
our two fugitives slip right through

your finger, you moron.

Passport, for starters.

He's smart.

He figures it's easier to get out of the
country as you than him.

Gordon, I grew up and would never do
anything like this. Oh, five million

dollars buys a lot of bad habits.

I'm going to need a list of all the
other things that are missing from your

house. Okay.

What's the phone book doing out here?

I don't know.

Pages 279 to 282 are missing.

What comes between balloons and banquet
centers?

Oh, hold on. Wait. I'm good at this.

Balloons, right? Okay.

Balloons.

Bandanas. Banjo. Banjo lessons.

Bankruptcy. Baloney.

Thanks.

Thanks?

That son of a bitch. He's laundering the
money.

Could explain why he's still in town.

Evan, grab Harvey.

Run all the banks in the morning. Start
with A and go through all of them. See

what they're up to. You got it.

Well, what about me? Where do I go?

Hotels for you. Room service, inspector
vision.

Courtesy of the city.

Don't even worry about that, because
he's probably not going to be hungry for

couple hours. And if he is, you'll know.
He, like, demands his food. Chrono. All

right, I'll take this. Uh, cell phone,
right here.

You need anything. Don't hesitate to
call, okay?

Harvey, let's go!

Yeah,

you be good. Bye, Daddy. Be good, okay?
Be sweet to Robin.

Look at that big truck.

I love you!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Oh, man. Man, extremely cute.

Isn't he?

No, I bet you babysit him.

Robin? You touch her, you're dead.

I'm serious.

What's the matter?

Thought you and Nash made up.

We did, but I just still feel so bad. I
wish I could find that ball.

You sure it's gone? Did you look?

Yeah, yeah, we looked. We looked out on
the street.

Well, he mostly looked because I was a
little bit mad at him still, so I didn't

look that hard.

It's got to still be there. I mean, it
didn't just disappear.

Maybe we can still find it.

Well... Okay, throw it just as hard as
before.

Okay.

Sounds really strange, but I was trying
to recreate the trajectory of the ball

that I threw out the window.

Any time now.

The millennium's approaching.

One second.

Here.

Here. Grip the stitchy with your
fingers.

The elbow up.

Step into it and follow through.

Follow through.

in pursuit.

Hey.

Hey,

kids,

how you doing?

Can I talk to you for a second?

What do you want?

Can I ask you a question?

Where'd you get... It's a baseball.

It's my ball.

Oh, I'm sure it is. Can I see it for a
minute?

Why?

Oh, it's okay.

I'm a policeman.

Hey, buddy.

Hey.

Nice dog.

Hey, just give me the ball.

Huh. You're quick, aren't you?

Want to play that game? Let's go.

Hello.

Hi there. Can I help you? Yeah. My name
is Arnold Keller and I'm here to pick up

two tickets to Rio. Sure. I'll just need
to see some ID before I release the

tickets.

Here's my passport.

Okay. One second, please.

We got another murder.

Female, 20s, travel agent.

We found two plane tickets to Brazil for
Arnold Keller on our computer screen.

Did Gordon get the tickets?

Somebody rifled the place, so I assume
he got them, at least the blanks. Uh

-huh. Well, he's never going to make it
on a plane out of San Francisco.

Well, we got a line on his banking scam.
He and Carol have been buying up

bunches of traveler's checks, Nash.
Always between $8 ,000 and $9 ,500

Yeah, because $10 ,000 triggers the
automatic government notification.

Now, $5 million in cash, I know it's too
big to carry on a plane, but how do

traveler's checks make it any better?

That's an old bad guy trick.

You take the cash, turn it into
traveler's checks, then destroy the

checks. Go to a non -extradition
country, reconstitute the traveler's

report them stolen, and you've got
yourself some cash. You're back in

So we'll file a bank alert?

Harvey,

tighten the noose on this guy. Let's get
it. Yeah.

Nishy! What is it with you? You spend
more time here than you ever did when

were actually a police official. Hold
on, don't get mad at me. I got a great

lead on Gordon Keller I want to share
with you. I'm listening.

Well, it's very sensitive information.

This is a police station. I think we're
going to be safe enough.

A little privacy, please.

All right, come on.

Okay, Rick, this is about as private as
it gets.

Unless you want to get a room together.

Okay, Nash, here it is.

I got nothing.

Nothing. Not a dead end.

Are you on some kind of medication?

All right, here's a favor I need from
you.

When you find out what Keller is, do me
a favor. Give me the collar.

No.

You want us to do all the work and you
want to take the credit?

Absolutely not. Yeah, come on, just this
one time. Throw me a bone. I'm a

desperate man. That is a lovely speech,
Rick.

Lovely, lovely speech.

But I got a job, and the job has
obligations.

All right, look, if you give it to me
this one time, I'll never ask you again.

Forget it, forget it. We've been through
this.

I am not allowed to give information to
civilians.

Oh, come on. That's what you consider me
after all this time, a civilian?

But that's what you are.

Technically. All right, then technically
the answer is no.

Nimrod.

I'm hanging.

Look.

Tell me that's not what's left of my
baseball.

No, it is not.

What are you up to?

Oh, nothing anymore.

I'll tell you what Caitlin's up to.

She's scouring the city, putting up
flyers, interviewing people on the

Why is she doing that? Because she loves
you. And she thinks you're disappointed

in her.

So, stop moping about the baseball and
why don't you cut her some slack, okay?

already did.

Yeah, well, she hasn't gotten the memo
yet.

All right, thanks for the tip.

What's this?

Ah, that's Rick Bettina's briefcase.

Son of a bitch.

I haven't even seen this gag in 15
years. What?

Drop by on a bogus mission, leave your
briefcase with a recorder in it, and

back in an hour and pick it up.

He didn't even lock it, that stupid
bastard.

And listen to what was said.

But Tina's bugging us.

He always does.

Stupid.

He's a junk.

Hi, anything good?

Is there room in there for two?

No.

Why don't you find your own dumpster?

Hey, man, don't go crazy on me.

Go away!

Hey,

Rick, how you doing? Oh, good, Joe,
good, good.

Good. Hey, look, you know, I think I
accidentally left my briefcase here.

Really? Yeah, you guys seen it?

What's it look like? No.

Oh, you know, it's black, you know,
briefcase -y.

Oh, there it is.

Okay.

Okay. Thanks. Gotta go. Yeah.

See you, Rick.

Any word from Harvey and Evan? No, not
yet.

Hey, Nashman.

You think Rick's a switch hitter?

Patina? How do you mean?

Well, do you think he goes both ways?

No idea. Why?

Well, you know, with Inger out of town,
I'm kind of free to sow some wild oats,

and I'm thinking Rick might make for a
wild romp in the hay.

What do you think, Rick? You up to that?

You need to endorse these here on the
left?

Of course.

Excuse me.

I'll be right back.

Yeah, I leaked here.

Great,

on our way.

Cowboy dead?

sfpd you're under arrest like

he said you're under arrest

he's killed twice that would make you an
accessory correct bite me

not very bright are you you just don't
get it this is pointless

i love gordon i'm not giving him up

Screw you.

How did I know she was going to say
that?

You know what? I'm kind of glad you did
say that, because I have this theory.

I'm thinking that you two lovebirds
haven't seen each other in a while, and

going to want to hear your voice.

So as soon as he pages you, we'll just
run a reverse directory, then we'll go

the address and take him down.

You know what the really, really fun
part is?

Afterwards, we get to talk to the judge.

And tell him how incredibly
uncooperative you were.

You'd be amazed how the phrase maximum
sense just leaps out of a judge's mouth

in those kind of situations.

He's not going to page me, guys. He
doesn't have my number.

You'll forgive us if we don't believe
you.

Come on, he really doesn't. He doesn't
have my number.

I want to be able to hear the pager.

Come on, guys.

Okay, he's going to kill me. Shh.

All right.

All right, he's at the Emerald Palace
Hotel, room 317, okay?

You're thinking the same thing as us.

Oh, good. Somebody did everything but
read them and write.

That bastard.

What happened?

I was robbed.

Check it out. A lot of traveler check
machines here. No cash. He took the

Two million bucks.

The cash you stole from the pension
fund, somebody robbed from you.

Yeah. Whose brilliant idea was that?

You guys know.

He used to be a cop.

What?

The man who stopped me at Arnold's
house.

I gotta admit, I'm impressed.

I mean, who would have thought he had it
in him?

Nash. Hello, Nash, old buddy of mine.

Got him.

Uh, Rick, where are you, buddy?

Everybody's getting a little concerned.

Oh, they are? Oh, I'm touched, truly.

Rick, that means get your ass in here
with that money.

That's a no, Nash. The money now belongs
to me.

Rick, look, we can call this temporary
insanity if you want, but just bring the

money back, all right?

All my life, people have been dumping on
Rick Petito. But no more. Not gonna

happen anymore, buddy.

Rick, if you take this money, you're
gonna go to jail. If you go to jail,

gonna be in a jail cell. And you won't
be the husband.

Do you get my drift?

Buddy, dude, there's not gonna be any
jail. This was the perfect crime.

The perfect crime.

Nash, I'm gonna miss you. I really am.
But I'm not gonna miss anything else.

Rick, don't do this.

Look, Max, one day you'll be able to
tell your grandkids that you knew the

Patina.

All right, have a good life. Rick. Bye
-bye. Don't hang up.

Rick.

I don't believe this. He's actually
going to do it.

Daddy's home, Mr. Boy.

Anna, he's supposed to be with me.
That's right. You, not Robin. You always

me when you get a babysitter.

This isn't working.

You and me and this whole custody thing.

And Jerry is the one who's stuck right
in the middle.

Anna, what do you suggest we do about
it? I should probably get the hell out

the picture. Is that it? You know, just
back off completely.

I want you to come in.

Let's talk about this.

Jamaica?

Only if we hurry.

You're going to miss your plane again.

Actually, I told Miss Caitlin that the
plane leaves an hour earlier than it

actually does.

I used to pull the same thing on your
mother.

Not the most prompt woman I ever knew. A
lot of fun, isn't it?

All right, now.

This is one of Caitlin's friends.

She's going to come by every night,
check on you, make you a few meals and

like that. That's her number.

Great. You okay with that?

Yeah, I'm good. All right. I am ready.

Wow. What a concept.

Let me have that. Woo -hoo.

Looking good. Let's go.

Bye, Nick. Bye, Nick.

Bye -bye. All right. You run along now.
Don't worry about me. I'll be fine.

Hello. Hello, Joe.

Nick, can I come over and watch the
game?

Sorry I couldn't find your ball.

Fate brought it into my life. Fate took
it away.

Hopefully somebody else will get lucky.

What kind of luck did it bring you?

I met you?

Yeah, how many years did you have it
before that happened? I didn't say it

worked fast.

Excuse me, I got the window seat there,
pardon me.

Love the new do, Rick.

Not even you are this good.

Sometimes I just get lucky.