All language subtitles for nash_bridges_s05e05_high_society

Hey, Joe.

Yeah?

Remember, we only got three minutes once
we initiate this thing. Yeah, okay.

What are you doing back there?

Getting ready, man.

Oh, I get it. Don't tell me. Trick or
treat.

Uh -huh.

Check it out.

What? Richard Malick's daughter's
getting married on Saturday.

I think he'll show.

She is his weakness.

And he's got the nerve.

We ought to get ourselves invited to
that ceremony.

No, first things first. Yeah, well, come
on, come on, get ready.

Are you kidding me? If we get caught, I
at least want my dignity intact.

I sure hope this works.

Relax. What can happen?

Well, the guard could shoot us. Or
doesn't that count?

2426? Correct, sir.

Let's see what we've got here. You got
them? Yeah. Oh, baby diamonds.

You got it now.

I want to report a burglary at Lee
Enterprise.

No, no, that would be anonymous.

You keep that million -dollar stratum
various.

Near and dear to your heart. It's never
leaving daddy's arms.

Excellent response, Doc. It wasn't good.

Good morning.

You were gone when I got up this
morning.

You were gone when I went to bed last
night.

It's that working thing.

You're always working.

Whoa.

Is that what's bothering you?

What do you think?

Sweetie, I'm good, but I'm out of mind.
We never see each other, okay? Is that a

good enough clue?

Wait a minute. We work together all day
long, and the last time I checked,

there's all these beauty supplies in the
bathroom. I think they're yours. You

know what? I'm thinking we live
together.

Working together and being together,
it's just not the same thing. And

apparently, when you're not working,
you'd much rather spend time with

Hi, guys.

...partner.

What'd I do?

Nothing?

Okay.

I know you've been chomping at the bit
to be a point man in a gig.

Point woman.

Point woman, point person, point taken,
whatever.

Have at it.

Richard. Malik? He's in town?

His daughter's wedding is this weekend.

I figure if he's ever going to make an
appearance in our fair city, this will

it. Richard Malik killed one of my CIs.
I know. He destroyed a case that I spent

18 months putting together. I know. Wait
a second. This doesn't even look like

him anymore. He's had plastic surgery.
He's altered his appearance.

I've got that covered.

How so?

First things first.

We've got to get you into that wedding.

It's one of those big society shindigs.

Oh, I see. So this is, uh...

Your way of trying to make up with me?

No. Because I won't be the one taking
you.

He knows what I look like.

I busted him before he skipped bail and
left the country.

So, who's my date?

Uh, the only person that's seen him
since the surgery.

Who?

I ain't going nowhere!

All right, I'm here.

What do you want, Bridges?

Hey, girls.

Jake. I see you got my page.

Hi there, relative.

Now, this is Gator. Gator just happened
to miss his parole check -in.

Hey!

Hey, damn it!

Oh, no.

All right, that's it. Ronnie, give me a
stunner. Stunner. Watch out, darling.

Now,

I told you boys, no roughhousing in the
SIU.

It better be good, Bridges.

You're gonna love it.

Richard Malick.

Almost busted Malick last year, so
what's up?

How do you feel about weddings, Jake?

Nash. Nash, I promise you, there is no
way anybody in their right mind is gonna

buy Jake and me as a couple.

Jake does.

Manage with your hands.

What's your point?

He won't after you give him a little
tutoring.

What do you mean tutoring? Tutor what?
Tutor who?

Tutor whom? And it's you.

Etiquette. You give him some pointers.
It's like a, um, a science project.

Science project.

See, there you're made for each other.

You know, maybe he's right.

You can't ask me to jeopardize the
happiest day of my stepdaughter's life.

mean, even the mayor is going to be
there.

Fam, fam, look, I know what I'm asking
you to do. Let me get a couple of my

people in on the inside to ID Malik, and
then we'll take them down on the

outside. Look, if we do our job
correctly, nobody will even know we were

So you have no choice in this, right?

Well, I could send in SWAT.

I thought you were supposed to be giving
out homework, not doing it. A good

teacher prepares, man.

And how is class going this semester,
Professor Dominguez?

Well, there's $120 a head. Very, very
good.

I crack you, spoken like a true
educator.

Well, it's not just for the money. I
mean, you know, I actually enjoy

And with Inger and Lucia gone, I mean,
how else would I fill my night?

Don't tell me. I don't want to know.

Hello there, Hank. Hey, make yourself at
home.

How'd you do it?

Trade secret, baby.

Masterful job.

You got the Stradivarius? Why, yes.

It was a little out of tune, so I tuned
it up.

You took a lot of risks. Had you damaged
it? Then you'd have a reason to be

upset, but we didn't, so you don't.

Look, you have a $250 ,000 security
system in your headquarters that can be

bypassed using $4 worth of tools and a
very simple piece of telephone software.

And a flip of the switch here and a flip
of the switch there.

That's not what I expected.

This is our report. It lists all the
alterations and modifications you might

want to make.

And here's our bill.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You can use this door.

Thank you.

See you. Call us anytime.

15 grand for two days working? Yes. Oh,
baby.

Joe, I think you actually pulled one out
of the hat this time. Thank you very

much. Yo, yo, yo, how'd the kid go, Joe?
Like stealing candy from a zillionaire.

Dang it, G, dang it. I'll be getting a
raise of y 'all.

No, that means you don't get fired.

Now, ever since he got his makeover,
Malick is as camera shy as J .D.

Salinger, so I'm afraid this is the best
we got.

I don't get it. Hasn't Malick seen Cage?

I mean, won't Malick recognize Cage when
he sees him at the reception?

No, Cage was shadowing the Triad leader
about six months ago. He followed him to

the airport, and guess who the Triad
geek was meeting?

Malick? That's right.

Only Cage didn't know it was Malick at
the time. He only found that out later.

He saw him for about a minute through
binoculars. Malick never saw him.

You guys sound paranoid.

Oh, very. That's why nobody's caught
him. Well, I'm dubious for our prospects

success. Well, you can be as dubious as
you like.

In the meantime, we'll blanket all of
his old friends and associates, and if

take him down before the wedding, all
the better.

Harvey. Thanks, man.

One veggie soy sour cream burrito.

Oh, you're a god.

Can you believe how blatant these girls
are?

Come on, I'll give him a break. They're
just trying to make a buck, right?

Hey, handsome.

You boys looking for a date?

Uh, we're on a dinner break.

Move along, darling.

Time for your first lesson.

What's this?

This is a dinner salad.

Well, I don't eat salads.

You just have to learn.

I'm just kidding, girls. I love ruffins.

It's great for your old digestive tract.

All right, the rule, it's really simple,
okay?

You start with the utensil that's
furthest away from the plate.

We need to blend with a table of very
wealthy people. And wealthy people have,

well, their own code of manners.

Well, in my experience, wealthy people
are the most ill -mannered folks on the

planet. We're dealing with a certain
social strata here that maybe in your

experience, you know, with drug dealers
and, well, and other people, you know,

you haven't been exposed to them yet.
So, what... What are you doing? Why are

you holding your fork like a hammer?

So you really figure you can teach me
how to eat proper?

I think I can teach anybody anything.

Well, that pretty well manages my entire
life without this information.

All right, do you want to get Malik or
not? Because I really do. And if he

you before we spot him, it's no good. So
you need to blend.

And please, don't.

Don't talk with your mouth full.

All right.

Fine.

Okay.

Hey, whatever happened to professional
courtesy? Move along, used to me. Find

another corner.

Yeah, what you gonna do? Take us in.

Okay.

Hi.

What's your name?

Terry.

Terry, what's in the bag, Terry?
Nothing, just makeup, money.

All right, all right.

How old are you?

Old enough.

Chicago.

I'm from Chicago.

Yeah? How come I never met you?

You meet me now, ain't you?

Okay.

Very good.

All right.

Ham's great.

They're all worth bridges anyway.

What? What do you mean? Why would he be
here?

Oh, come on, Cross. You and me alone
together.

The tablecloth, the flatware, the
romantic candlelight, and he don't even

I didn't realize things were so bad
between you two.

What are you talking about?

If you're mine, I'll never let you out
of my sight. That's all I'm saying. All

right, first of all, I don't belong to
anybody because I am a person. I am not

an object. And you know what?

See, when you don't use your knife, you
don't hold it in the air, you don't

swing it around, you put it on the side
of your plate.

You got a beer? I got a damn crouton
stuck in my throat.

The office building had a state -of -the
-art security system.

Inside, infrared motion detectors. Every
door, every window was alarmed. Had a

dedicated phone line directly to the
police department and three full -time

security guards.

But sometimes, having too much security
can give you a false sense of security,

okay? Once we realized that the entire
alarm system was routed to the phone

line, all we did was locate the external
switching system. We tapped into it

with a very inexpensive software program
and proceeded to dial every single

phone in the entire building, thereby
neutralizing the entire alarm system.

Any questions?

Buzz. So this fellow over there paid you
to break into his own office?

Damn. That's whack, Jack.

It's way whack.

Any other questions?

Maxwell? Whose office was this?

Well, that's confidential.

Nina. Nina, no gum in the classroom,
okay?

Sorry.

I was just going to ask you a phone.

You got to keep that violin.

No, we had to give it back.

Okay, guys, that's it for the day.
Remember, Saturday, quiz on surveillance

technique. Please study.

I know you will.

Yo, don't you need a license to walk
around in that body?

Yo, is that the best line you got?

Sweet pea, the best line you're going to
hear from me is good morning.

I brought you breakfast and bed.

You know what I'm saying.

That's better.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Get my car.

Why don't you give a holler and page me
when you feel lonely?

Aye. Mm -hmm. Hey, Dina.

Let's go.

Later.

Aye, Stray. Oh, man.

There, look, it's gone. Someone broke in
last night and stole the Stradivarius.

No, no, no, no, no. That was night
before last, Hank, and it was us.

No, it was stolen last night, and
whoever did it used the exact same

you did.

Wait a minute, you're not accusing us,
are you? It was the same M .O. I was

humiliated once, but not this time.

Uh, Hank, now calm down.

I don't want you to pop something.

I'm gonna pop a bottle of champagne when
you two go down.

Court these gentlemen out. Yes, sir.

Relax.

What can happen?

Let me give you a place to start.

Boz Bishop is in your class, correct?

Yeah.

No, no, hey, no, he wouldn't do this. He
wouldn't.

Well, now, let me see. He's an ex
-fella.

He's in your class.

And he works in our agency.

What do you want, a trail?

All right, I'll look into it.

Boz?

Yo, Boz?

Now, you, my brother, no, you ain't
listening.

That's the merch.

I mean, all you got to do is come up
with the why.

Okay.

No, no, no.

This ain't Sears talking. No, there is
no layaway plan.

Cash. Benjamin's up front.

Of course, it's one of a kind, sucker.
What do you think? I deal in imposters?

Man, you know what? Man, I got to buy
his chicken head, okay?

Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Uh -huh. Yeah, well, why don't you get
back to me?

Oh, baby, now, let's make love tonight.

Baby,

I'm hot just like an oven.

I need some loving.

Baby,

I can't hold it much longer.

It's getting stronger and stronger,
girl. When I get that feeling, I want

sexual healing.

Sexual.

It's good for me to relieve my mind.

Sexual healing, baby, helps to relieve
my mind.

It's okay, here.

Here's another towel.

I don't believe this, bro. You mean
accusing me? I thought we was tight. I

thought we was blood.

I thought you were talking about the
Stradivarius on the phone. Well, I

I'm trying to sell my fur coat.

All right, but you're the only one in
the class who had access to the files,

know? So who'd you tell? Yo, man, ain't
no blabbermouth.

All right, if it wasn't you, then... No,
no, no if about it, all right? It ain't

me. Well, it had to be somebody in the
class.

Snap!

Maxwell.

Maxwell? Why Maxwell?

I left him solo at the office.

Mm -mm.

What the hell was Maxwell doing alone in
the office? Easy on the two, bro. He

came by to pick up the notes from
Tuesday's class, and I asked him to eye

phones while I step out for some tacos.

Bro, bro, bro, if you would give me a
lunch break like the law reprimands,

of this would ever transmogrify.

All right, if it's Maxwell, then we're
going to need some proof.

I was all over it, Paco.

What are you going to do?

Conduct an investigation.

Oh, yeah, man. I'm your number one
student over here, representing Fonz in

house. Come on, baby. I'm listening. I'm
taking it all in.

I'm absorbed being junior, baby. You
know what I'm saying? Come on, let's go.

Where were you home?

You can't go out like this.

You're right, man.

You need.

Get me out of here, baby.

Get me out of here.

Get me out of here.

Track record speaks for itself, Cross.

He's failed at two marriages. He's
obsessed with his job. The longest

relationship he's had is with his car.

And now I suppose you are going to give
me some deep male perspective on the

situation. Well, marriage is not an
option for Nash. At this point, he'd

lease than buy.

It's temporary.

You know, I know exactly what you're
trying to do.

I'm not trying to do anything. You're
the one who's trying to change me into

something I'm not.

You are trying to drive a wedge between
Nash and me, and it's not going to work.

Nash is the first guy to admit his
failures in life. He just...

He doesn't want to show them to
everybody.

What the hell are you doing?

I'm just measuring your inseam, sir.

Just keep your hands where I can see
them.

Yes, sir. No problem.

I want a shirt like that, the fluffy
kind.

We are going to a society wedding, not a
bowling tournament.

Well, I like that one. No.

Just the way you like it.

Thank you.

What are we doing?

About what?

About our relationship.

I mean, do you see this as, well, you
know, a lasting thing, moving towards a

more permanent situation, or more like a
temporary thing?

I am exceedingly hopeful about that.

Well, that's not exactly what I was
looking for.

Darling, we are great together. How
about we just don't push?

You think I'm pushing it?

You wouldn't want a guy that farms all
over you now, would you? No, no, I guess

I wouldn't. It's a really good thing,
too, because you're certainly not one of

those kind of guys.

Exactly. I mean, you wouldn't have any
respect for me. How do you know?

How would I know?

Let me think.

How do you feel about Jake Cage?

What?

What does Jake Cage have to do with any
of this?

Well, you're spending time with Jake
Cage, and he's a big fawner, isn't he?

do you feel about him?

Wait, wait a minute. You're telling me
that you put me with Jake to prove some

sort of a point?

No, I put you with Jake to get Malick.

Maybe a little bit to prove a point.

You are so unbelievable. What?

You know, let...

Let me tell you a little something about
Jake, Paige. He may be clumsy, yeah. He

may be irritatingly not my type, but you
could certainly learn a thing or two

from him. Wait, wait, wait. Like what?

Allow

me.

Thank you.

Did I mention that you look very nice?
Yeah, I noticed that.

Oh, you look pretty good yourself.

Oh, why don't you let me order, okay?

No, I have this.

Merci. I had no idea that you spoke
French.

Well, you know, there's a lot you don't
know about me, Cross.

Won't you give a guy the benefit of the
doubt every once in a while?

Parce que je suis presque sûre que tu ne
parles pas français.

Right.

All right, I listened to a French
language tape on how to order in a

But it fooled the French guy.

Yeah, yeah, it fooled the waiter. That's
very impressive.

And you?

No. No, it did not fool me.

And in spite of what Nash thinks, you
know, class and breeding just cannot be

taught within 24 hours. Now, if you'll
excuse me, I have to go to the living

room.

Very classy, Cross.

You going to arrest me, officer?

No, actually, I've been thinking a lot
about you since yesterday.

Really?

Yeah, really.

The SIU van will be right about here so
we can have an unobstructed view of

traffic in both directions.

Once inspectors Cross and Cage have
identified Malik inside, we'll lock down

perimeters here and here with patrol
units.

No guns.

Unless somebody's life is in immediate
danger. And we don't take this guy down

until after he exits the wedding.

Get it? Got it? Good.

Oh, um, did you get in contact with the
company that's videotaping the wedding?

Yeah, they're letting us put one of our
guys with video on the inside. We'll be

able to monitor from the van. Beautiful.

All right, that's it.

Well, Buzz didn't do it.

Well, who did? Well, I'm working on it.

You want some help? Because I'm
definitely in the mood. No, I got it.

The way I got it.

Oh, somebody get a camera.

Wow.

You look incredible.

Oh, that's what Jake just said.

Oh, no, you look good, too. Is that a
new dress?

Old dress.

Oh, I must have been too preoccupied
with your mood to notice.

I'll break it up, you guys. This is
supposed to be a joyous occasion.

Hey, hey, come on over here and stand
next to this window over here, right

here. What?

No, no, no, no, come on.

Come on.

Nash.

I don't believe this.

Come on.

Now get close together.

You know, closer. Say beer.

Wait, let me get him a good shot.

Wait. This is ridiculous.

I want this for my scrapbook.

You don't have a scrapbook.

I'm starting one just for this.

Can I drive?

Uh, no. No, no, no. I'll drive.

Boy, the electric cars are sure quiet.

I cannot believe that I forgot to charge
the battery.

Guess I'll have to drive in.

Bet you never had this much fun driving
with Dash.

Do me a favor, just get us there,
please.

Hang on.

Tighter, Nat.

Be damn.

Give me my briefcase.

What? Just give me my briefcase.

What are you doing?

Wait, stop. Wait a minute.

Hey, that's Chuck Webley. I've been
after his ass for a month, and if he's

smart, he'll stay down.

Hold my coat. I don't want to mess it
up. What?

Great way to apprehend criminals. You
just bang them over the head with a

briefcase. Yeah, when I get lucky.

Oh, man.

Can you believe this? I told them to
give me some extra room in the

Ah.

Good thing I brought a spare.

Yeah, Caitlin's going to be channel two,
Jake will be channel three.

Here, Jake, I'm going to switch you out
with this transmitter.

Okay, let me hear something.

Rain in Spain falls mainly on my head.

My Fair Lady, I love that movie.

What? Yeah, Rain in Spain, My Fair Lady.

No, I was trying to see Aristocats.

Oh, please save me.

All right, boys and girls, we're hot.

All right, just promise me I can run
home with you guys.

They have to walk to the fog strut, you
know, won't they?

Leak here.

Yeah. Wait a second. He's here.

Who is it?

Dispatch. Transfer from County Lockup.
Somebody named Terry Bear.

Hey, how's it going?

Could you do me a favor and maybe let
her know that I couldn't be reached?

Okay, great.

Great, thanks.

How you doing?

Well, this wouldn't be about that cute
little prostitute, would it? Wasn't her

name Terry?

Just let it go, Harv. Just let it go.

Stop it.

I'm just trying to be convincing.

Yeah, well, we're trying to get the bad
guy, not Will Nosker.

Name,

please.

Good afternoon, ma 'am. Deidre Scott
Hartwell.

I didn't see you two at the ceremony.

Oh, unfortunately, we arrived late.

Yeah, I bust a little head gasket
outside of Fresno.

Yes, of course.

Table three.

Thank you. Enjoy.

Voice activated?

Yeah. Try and remember that you're Mike
Serpico.

Any sign of Malik?

No, not yet.

Want a beer, Cross?

A glass of champagne, thank you.

One beer only, Jake.

I'll watch it, Nash. Don't worry.

Is that Bridget? She can't keep her eyes
off me.

This is already fun.

Okay, time's up.

All tests up to the front.

Let's go, stragglers.

Mr. Dominguez.

Dominguez.

Where are you going?

Maxwell, can I talk to you for a minute?
Yeah.

I don't know if you're aware of it, but
there was a break -in at the office

building I was describing in my lecture
the other day. A million dollar

violinsky. Yeah. Gone.

Into the night.

You been playing any sweet music lately,
Max?

What are you trying to imply?

Well, what are you trying to... What are
you trying to... Wake up.

You feeling the heat now, bro?

Boss, chill.

Look, I'm on a work release program.

I have to report to prison every single
night. And now you're accusing me of

being a thief? I don't believe this.

You were in prison last night? Every
night by nine.

Men's penitentiary.

Pleasanton.

I thought you was innocent the whole
time, you know what I'm saying?

The boss man, boss man believes you.

Whatever. Now, she's a good bass fisher.

along with a cooler and beers to study
the structure of the lake. Excuse me.

Just a second, sweetheart.

I've been using the right bait. Wait a
second. Do you use bait on shore

trolling? I'm telling you, man, it's the
best way to get some big ones. I've got

to try that.

Well, try it. You'll be thanking me
later. Who's this little lady here?

I'm you, Weston. Please make your
claims, ma 'am. This is my wife, Patsy.

Hi. This is my wife, Dina.

Cute as a speckled trout, ain't she?

Very nice to meet you.

Jake, you want to lighten up there on my
woman?

You're about to cut off for circulation.

You know, I'd like to put you in a 30
-foot coachman with a pop -out. And a

retractable awning. That sounds good.
Speaking of pop -outs, I think we ought

pop out and mingle.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Nice
to meet you.

What's with you, Cross?

You've been hot and cold all day.

Ash, you really have to work this poor
girl.

Last time I drove her, she was running
fine.

I'll let you know in about an hour.

Bring it in the mail.

For you.

So, Dominguez, what do you want, Fuller?

No, we're still working on it.

Are you threatening me?

Oh, fine. I'll tell Mr. Lee myself when
he gets back.

Yeah.

Oh, sorry, G.

What's this?

Looks like gum.

Yeah, I know it's gum.

There's only one person I know who
chooses this type of gum.

Barry Bonds!

Damn! You are good, man. I mean, you got
it going on.

No, not Barry Bonds. Nina.

You had Nina up here, didn't you?

Didn't you?

Why didn't you tell me this? Because
it's embarrassing, all right?

Me fooling around with a white chick.

Well, you know, I didn't think it was
very relevant.

What is relevant if she did it?

You seem so very different.

How come we met?

Well, how we met wasn't important.

How I felt when I met her.

It felt like I found the other half of
me. You know, I realized that no matter

how different we are, that I just had to
be a part of her life.

You know, the funny thing is I'm not the
romantic type. It's not second nature

to me.

But there's something about that woman
that really gets out of my skin, you

know?

Here, here's your champagne. You've got
yourself a winner here, honey.

You hold on to him.

Oh, God, I'm going to throw up.

You get her to test more?

Sure. Sounds like fun. Excuse us.

What made you want to dance? Oh, that.

Dance floor's the best place to look for
Malick.

Wait a minute.

Is he here?

No.

Uh, Jake?

Where is Mr. Right Hand?

Which Right Hand?

There he is.

Where? Right there, walking to our
table.

Oh.

Nash, I hope you're getting this.

All right.

Now, Jake, just keep your cookies cool.

Remember, that was our agreement.

A and B, move up into position two, but
nobody goes until my mark.

I'll get the black and whites ready in
case this thing goes down.

Will do.

Can you pass the sugar?

Here.

Here's it for my iced tea, thanks.

Get ready for combustion.

Why, what's happening?

Party's over.

Who exactly are you people?

You already checked us in, lady. We're
Deirdre and Scott Hartwell. No, we're

Deirdre and Scott Hartwell.

Oh, God.

If I can have your attention for just a
moment.

First, I want to thank all of you for
coming. We're out of here. Get the car.

You, come on back.

That's it. I'm calling the cops. Florida
here, lady. Okay, stop.

Malik, that's the PD. Freeze.

Oh, great. Picklehead's gone blue.

BP, cover the back. Let's go, boys.

Bridges!

Bridges!

Now that you promised me.

Now, my little girl's inside crying.

Now, there's going to be hell to pay for
this. You know what, Sam?

You trusted me and I let you down. But
I'll make it up to you. Come on over

here. I think we just happen to have the
mayor here, Richard.

You remember Richard, don't you?

You're coming to go tell me what the
hell's going on?

You remember Richard Mallet?
International fugitive? He didn't look

before, did you, Richard? You got him!

Take some pictures here, boy. Step right
in there.

Who took him down? The mayor did. Isn't
that great?

Where are you, baby?

I'm right here, baby.

There you are.

How you doing?

You looking pretty good. Looking all
professional behind that desk.

I missed you.

Hi, Nina.

Uh -uh. What is this?

What this is, is you're busted.

You played me, baby.

Oh, no, listen.

Trey found out about us, I ain't. And he
threatened me. He told me that if I

didn't give him all the information
about that office, that he was going to

crazy with me. Oh, so you helped him,
Rob, right? No, no, no, no. Well, that

ain't nothing but shady, girl.

Oh, man, I'm not an accomplice or
anything, am I?

Depends.

First thing we've got to do is find
Trey.

Oh, my.

Is he going to go to prison?

Listen, man, hey, I'm sorry I shut my
mouth off the class. I know I shouldn't.

Forget about it. It's over.

Yo, Paco!

Since I unraveled the mystery, you're
going to promote me to detective?

Buzz, you don't get credit for
unraveling something that you caused.

Why don't you kill that noise, Obi -Wan
Minuto? See, you're doing it again.

He snap at you, and you make a bitch out
of me. And it ain't right. Hey, the

only thing that ain't right around here,
Bubba, is you.

What you talking about?

Well, for one thing, you're not black.

What?

You are not black.

What's he be smoking?

Lookie here, baby.

Made the front page.

Only Nash could get the mayor in
handcuffs.

Ha ha!

As it should be. Why haven't you been
returning my phone calls?

What? All this talk about getting me off
the streets. What was that, some kind

of come online?

Kelly, come on. Look, I spent last night
in a cold jail cell and you were the

first person I thought to call.

So I take that one.

I'll call you, okay?

No.

You're just as bad as a John.

In fact, you're a lot worse.

At least they pay me after they screw
me.

I have to hand it to you. You did a lot
better than I thought you would. You

were almost charming.

Almost?

All right, you had your moment. You
had...

You had a couple of moments.

Come here, Krause.

What I said about you, that cowboy's
wife, I was playing a part then.

I meant it.

I really don't know what you're talking
about.

I know you haven't heard me.

I wanted you to.

Look, you know, you have something. You
really do.

You definitely have something. It's just
not for me.

You're saying you're over me?

I'm saying that I think you should get
over me because you're not my type.

Oh, like Bridges is.

I know you better than that, Krause.

Hell, we've been to a wedding together.

You've been on my hog. We fox trotted.

Please, please, just get over it, okay?

You know what?

Now that you're cultivated, I think
maybe you could start calling me

Fair enough, Caitlin.

You're not over me.

Not by a long shot.

Oh, hi there.

Well, you got your wish.

Got to be the center of that whole gig.

Yeah, yeah, I did.

How'd it feel?

I guess it had its pluses and minuses.

So, was he a good kisser?

Yeah.

Really?

Not as good as you.

Oh. Good.

Good?

Very good.

I suppose I'll just have to settle for
very good.

I got you a present.

New screensaver.

It's for your scrapbook.

It's not funny.

Yeah, it is.

That's funny. That's not funny.

There appears to be something out there.

Thousands of people have just suddenly
appeared.

The world is in a total free fall.

Nobody trusts these people. Well, you're
not the enemy. Don't you see? I can

make things happen.

I didn't ask.