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Hey.

Hold on.

Didn't know we got cable.

Yeah, well, let's come back to that
later.

Where's the hero?

Oh, Harvey, there he is. Yeah.

Good boy.

Oh, man.

Those Centurion brothers have won. Hell
of a deal -closing ritual. I mean, it

feels like my fingernails are hung over.

Oh, I guess they were making up for all
the time they... Went to Siberia or

somewhere.

Hey, you guys, listen.

Stay way back, okay?

Because these boys, I mean, they're ex
-KGB.

They're sharp. Can't blame them there,
man. Those Russian gangsters scare me,

too. What is it?

Russians? Swedes?

Got a problem with countries above the
45th parallel bubble?

Sweden. Oh, God, what a nightmare that
was.

Let me sum it up like this.

You ever seen any happy -go -lucky,
heartwarming Latino characters in a

movie?

You got me there.

Oh, God.

Even Ingrid didn't like it.

She said, let's go back and get your job
back. We'll go back to San Fran, and so

here we are.

Back on the forest and back to business.

Uh -oh, here comes trouble.

Can I help you, pal?

You got the time?

Well, time for you to take a hike.

What's up with that?

I need this.

Surprise.

Damn right. Hello to Mr.

Smith and Wesson.

No, no, no. This is your lucky day, lint
bag.

I got a phone call to make here, okay?
Run, run.

Just keep running until you puke.

Run till you puke.

Here we go.

That's it.

Get on the Muni at 10th and, uh, 4th.

Get on the Muni at 10th and Market. Get
off at 4th.

Okay, gotcha.

Yeah.

That's it.

Boys, copy that.

Okay, muchachos, get ready to saddle up.

I'm on my way.

Let's go.

I can't hear Harvey. I'm getting
nothing.

Of course you're getting nothing.

He's on the trolley. That's why they put
him on the trolley. It's an old KGB

trick. There's a wire, which of course
there is. It gives him a chance to...

Where the hell is he?

What's he, lying on the floor?

I don't see him.

Damn, he's not there.

Let me go.

Come on, let's go.

Police, everybody stay where you are.

He's gone.

Damn, he's nowhere.

Joe, listen up.

The man we're looking for is a police
officer.

If anybody saw anything, if anybody has
anything to say, you better say it now.

Because we're going to stay here all
night.

He had kind eyes.

The man you're talking about.

He seemed nervous and distracted.

He got off one stop back.

8th Street, I think.

Good. 8th Street. Do you remember
anything else?

Yeah.

Elvis got off right behind him. He got
off right behind Elvis.

No, Elvis got off right behind him.

Harvey's a pro.

He knew the risks of the job. We all do.

You know we're going to do everything we
can to find him, but... We're not going

to let the Satrikians get away just
because we get distracted here.

Pat, something's happening here.

What do you got, Lena?

Take a look.

Let's see, camera one is on the boatyard
where they're bringing all the stolen

heavy machinery.

Camera two is hidden in the office.

That's Boris the Trachy in there.

And this is his brother Max.

What are they saying?

They're pissed off, Inspector.

The guy they were meeting with must have
been Inspector Leak.

Never answered the phone.

So they never connected with him.

Now they got this shipload full of
tractors and cranes and no buyer.

They don't have him. Who does?

And who was that that Harvey was on the
phone with?

Somebody knew that he was carrying a lot
of money.

I don't get it. You know, Harvey
disappears in the thin air and we get an

sighting.

Is that a weird night or what?

Uh -huh.

Yeah, okay, thanks.

The boss says she's on her way home.

Damn, I hope Harvey's okay.

Pretty nice place for what Harvey brings
home.

Knock it off, man. Harvey didn't run off
with the money.

You know, it took me and Inger 17 years
to put away 55 grand of tax -free

municipals. It took me that long to put
away 5 ,500.

Yeah, well, I got a foolproof plan for
doubling my money.

Man, if you think Inger is going to let
you take that money and put it in some

high -risk venture, you're out of your
mind.

Well, Inger's not going to know anything
about this.

I'm going to take the money, I'm going
to double it in 24 hours, I'm going to

put the original money back, and I'm
going to have a separate secret account

with 55 grand in it.

You can't be serious, man.

Right, man? It's foolproof.

P .S. O. Death, Bubba.

What? That word.

What? Foolproof.

P .S. O. Death.

Nash, what's wrong?

He's gonna be okay.

We're gonna find him.

I know.

It's okay.

I had a really bad feeling when Harp
told me about this whole gangster,

stolen equipment thing.

He told you about this?

Yeah, we're married.

We talk.

Did you mention this to anybody else?

No. It's police stuff. It's
confidential, right?

Let me ask you something. Was there
anything unusual that happened around

in the last few days?

Well, there is one thing.

Can I show you guys something?

Sure.

I just noticed this morning.

They could have been missing for days.

Whoa.

What's missing?

His most prized possession.

150 ticket stubs.

From every Grateful Dead show we ever
went to.

They're gone.

It's weird, isn't it?

He never was the same after Jerry died.

He kept saying that life is so short,
you know?

You gotta go after the things that mean
something to you.

Before it's too late.

Did you ever get the feeling, I mean,
just for a second, that maybe she's

rehearsed that little crime in front of
the mirror before?

You're kidding, right? Hey, it's cop 101
stuff.

Always consider the spouse as a possible
suspect.

One arrest on Bonnie for indecent
exposure.

Hell, I remember that. It was some lap
dance gig at a private club.

They raided the joint. They got nothing.

No other arrest records.

It's Ebola.

Okay, here's where she's been working
lately.

Evie's, Club Eroticon, Tyrone's Classy
Lady, and the Love Bubble, whatever the

hell that is. Not a crime the last time
I checked, Joe.

Yeah, but it doesn't make sense. I mean,
who would break into Harvey's house,

steal his ticket stub collection, which
he loved like a baby? I mean, come on.

No way, man.

Harvey loved Bonnie too much. He
wouldn't run out on her like that.

Well, he loved being a cop too, I mean,
but strange things can happen when a

half a million dollars is involved.

Hey, believe me, I've been tempted
myself.

It's only human nature, right?

He didn't do it.

Well, he had to cover every option.

He didn't say this, but he could have
skipped. It's a possibility, you know?

More surveillance from Mr. Trachian,
brothers.

Apparently, they're getting very
desperate to get rid of that heavy

It looks like they found another buyer.
They're going to get rid of it at a

discount rate.

His name's Toshiki Endo.

That's the Nagoya Yakuza guy.

Black market guy, right?

Exactly, and he's flying in this
afternoon.

I say we take the bastard out of the
loop.

Set up to buy again without Harvey.

Joe and I will stay on tracking down
Harvey, and maybe you and Evan can take

point on this, Trekkie. Yep, can do.

Hey, Nash, I think we just caught a
break. About a half an hour ago,

went into Sugar Land Antiques and
started to spend some of the city's

went out with Harvey.

Hey, Bubba, some dumb son of a bitch is
spending the city's money.

Bet you it ain't Harvey.

I didn't say it was Harvey. Where'd you
say it was?

Possibility. It's a possibility, right?

Yeah, he bought what some people regard
as a fabulous artifact.

What was it? A jumpsuit.

It had a white eagle in the front and
another in the back. Jumpsuit? Are you

kidding me about a jumpsuit? Yeah, he
paid me $5 ,000 for it. All in fresh

bills. Oh, I checked them out all right.
They were real.

But you know... After a while, I noticed
that the bills were all in exact same

sequence, and that's when I called you
guys.

Good word.

Why would somebody pay you $5 ,000 for a
jumpsuit?

Well, it belonged to Elvis.

That's why.

What did this guy look like?

Well, actually, he looked a lot like
Elvis, too.

How about that?

Elvis again.

He didn't leave a name, phone number,
address, anything like that. But this

might help you.

The suit had some stains on it, so I
said to him, the place to bring an

expensive outfit like that is over to
Arisocrat Cleaners, you know, on

Montgomery Street.

Chinatown? Chinatown, yeah.

Do you think you could help us?

We're police officers.

Sure. Ask your grandfather if a guy
brought in a jumpsuit with an eagle on

front and one all the way up the back,
too.

Okay.

He says he remembers the guy who brought
him the jumpsuit. It was white, right?

Yeah, right.

The jumpsuit will be ready tomorrow
after 10 o 'clock.

Son of a bitch. You actually think
you're smart enough to pull this off?

You think they aren't going to figure
out that it's my own pathetic brother

-law who's behind this? They're going to
figure out.

Who knew I had this money?

You're too stupid to lose.

Shut up, man. Look, I told you to pipe
down.

Two things, Eric. Two things.

First, you're never coming over to my
house for Thanksgiving again, okay?

Secondly...

When I get out of here, I'm going to
personally hunt down your dimpled hairy

butt. I'm going to rip those freaking
sideburns right off your fat face with

bare hands.

Now you're off the Christmas list.

I'm keeping up all day, man.

How about you?

I'll get you. I swear. No, you won't,
see, because one reason you're even

alive is that I'm keeping you as
insurance.

Until I get the rest of my money back.

Freshly laundered, ready to spend.

What do you mean, the rest of your
money?

Look, man, I don't have to answer your
questions, little brother -in -law.

You see, I fought the law, and the law
lost.

You know what I mean?

what we do.

We'll take out Fong's in the morning.

We'll nail Elvis when he comes in to
pick up his jumpsuit. If we have to,

beat the crap out of him until he takes
us to Harvard.

Hey, uh, next man, wanna find out how
I'm gonna double my 55 grand?

Yes, I do.

Beautiful.

Okay. Well, I find out about this bar in
the Tenderloin that's been seized in

forfeiture by the ATF, okay?

So, tomorrow, it's being auctioned off
at City Hall.

Nobody knows about it.

So me and my partner, each of you are
going to put up a certified check for

,000. We're going to bid $110 ,000 on
it.

Have you completely lost your mind?

What? Dude, owning a bar is riskier than
being a cop.

I'm not going to own a bar. That's the
beautiful part, okay?

My partner has got this guy lined up
who's going to take it off our hands for

$220 ,000. I'm going to double my money
in 24 hours.

Dude, is there any way that I can talk
you out of this?

No.

This is lame, man. You can't... See how
lame it is when I got 55 big fat grand.

You got zipped 24 hours. Hello?

Mr. Bridges? It's Lester.

Yeah, Lester. What's up? I thought I'd
tell you that your father showed up

15 minutes ago. I let him into your
apartment.

Is that okay?

My dad?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You did the right
thing.

Is he all right?

Yeah, yeah. He's fine.

Oh, okay. Good. Well, thanks for
calling, Lester.

My dad, he's escaped from Three Oaks
again.

Yeah? Yeah, man, I hope they haven't
thrown him out of this joint.

Hello?

Yeah, hi, what are you doing there?

Fixing your faucets.

I don't want my faucets fixed. Why
aren't you fixing the faucets over Three

Oaks? Well, I had a slight falling out
with management there.

That's Nick.

You're going to make me come home and
squeeze this out of you, aren't you?

That'd be nice. It's been a while since
we talked. I'll make some sandwiches and

soup for you. See you soon.

Hey, Nick, Nick.

I believe this.

I got to go home and talk to my dad.

Yeah, I love that old guy. He's a trip.
Everybody loves the old guy.

I'm going to kill him.

But he okayed another big money drop.

Endo's flight arrives at 2 or 3 p .m.
With a trachy and condom suite down the

hall from where they're staying.

Good, we'll intercept Endo. Cortez and I
will do the buy.

Probably be a replay of what Hart just
went through. Meet the girls in the

booth?

Tough job, eh, Cortez? Look, don't do
anything silly. Just follow my lead.

Carson, come in with backup. We'll wrap
this thing up and get back to Hart.

Listen, I got an idea how we can divert
Endo. Buddy of mine, he has his limo.

Cool, there's Rolla.

Yeah.

I speak English.

We have changed the location of the
meeting to Carmel, 60 miles south from

So please, this limo will take you.

Yes, little kitty.

Come on.

You've reached 911. All operators are...

Is Nash there?

No.

Then give him a message. This is urgent,
okay?

It's Harvey Leak.

Leak? Wait, let me get the pencil.

No, Nick, Nick, no, no. There isn't
time.

You tell him this. Tell him I was
kidnapped.

Now, I was blindfolded.

But I think I'm in the Western Edition.

And there's a factory nearby, all right?

There's kids walking by with backpacks,
so there must be a school around here.

And there's green glass bricks in the
sidewalk, right? It's the stairs. Now,

this is important.

What do you think you're doing?

What do you think you're doing?

Hello?

Phone call. No phone call. I'm making
phone calls on my phone.

There you are. It's green.

Bricks.

Any further word on Harv? Not yet.

You want me to wire you?

No, the transfer won't take place until
after the business ritual.

I think you just don't want me recording
the cavorting you're about to

undertake, Lieutenant.

And that, too.

The Russians are paying for this suite,
right, Lieutenant? So would you mind if

I ordered up some room, sir? Grind your
hearts content, Carson.

Hey, if you get into trouble, holler.

Will do.

Okay, Nick.

Let's hear it.

What the hell kind of greeting is that?

Oh, pardon me. Sorry. Hi, Nick. How you
doing? Now let's hear it.

I escaped from the home.

Yeah, I gather that. Any particular
reason?

Possible repercussions.

What repercussions?

Damn it. I expect sympathy from my only
living son, not the third degree.

Okay.

Tell me what happened.

Okay.

I met this woman at the home named
Charlotte Drenning.

She's in her late 60s.

Boy, I'm telling you, she still puts off
those pheromones.

And she's a hell of a nice person.

Anyway, we've been working up to it for
a long time.

Working up to, um... Sex?

Why the hell not? I'm over 21. I want it
understood.

This is no wham -bam -thank -you -ma 'am
kind of deal. I wooed the lady.

Smuggled in cold duck with candles.

Put on cologne.

Shaved about seven times.

So... Me and Charlotte are making love.

Can we skip that part? Wait a minute.
Let him tell the story, okay?

Go ahead.

We're right in the middle of it. She
starts screaming.

I jump out of bed.

The night guy's busting the door.

It scares the hell out of me.

What happened was her hip busted right
in the middle of things.

The upshot is that I've been kicked out.

Charlotte's in the cast. I think she'll
be fine.

But they booted me anyway. Go figure.

Pardon the intrusion.

I'm Officer Rowe.

This was given as the address of
Nicholas Bridges next of kin.

Is he here by any chance?

Ain't nobody here by that name.

Yeah, that's him. It's my father. I'm
Inspector Nash Bridges. Oh, you're

Inspector Bridges. Pleased to meet you.
Thank you. Look, I'm real sorry, but a

lady at his nursing home swore out a
complaint against him.

I got to take him in.

What charge?

Aggravated sexual assault.

What?

That's what the complaint reads.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

Why don't I just take him downtown and
get this worked out?

I wish I could help you, but I got no
choice.

It's my order. You've been in my shoes.

Look, look, look. I'll tell you what.

I won't cuff him.

Well, it's okay, Dad. Go ahead. Go
ahead.

All right, now, Nick, listen.

I'm going to get you out of this before
the ink dries, so don't you worry about

a thing.

When I get back, I'll fix the leak in
that bathtub.

Leak? I forgot. Somebody called somebody
leak Harry Harvey.

What? Wait, wait, wait, Dad.

Was Harvey, Harvey late call?

When did he call? About 20 minutes ago.

20 minutes, 20 minutes, what did he say?

That it was important.

Um, I don't remember.

No, no, no, no, Nick, you gotta
remember.

Nick!

Friend, tell A .J. Harvey's still alive.
Yeah, he called my house less than an

hour ago.

Yeah, Joe and I are all over it.

Now, you guys just stay on the Russians.

Nail them. Don't get too drunk.

You got friends in high places,
Inspector.

I've never seen anybody arraigned and
bailed out that fast. Sit down. I called

in a marker or two.

Sit down.

Thanks, Steve. I'll see you around then.

Nick, it's real important.

You got to try and remember what Harvey
said to you.

I'm sorry, boys.

I'm so damn sorry.

You don't need to apologize for
anything. It's not your fault.

Yes, it is.

There's just much in here.

Oh, take it easy now, Dad. Come on.

Let's get you back to my place.

Hey, Nash, I got somebody here who
insists on seeing you. Hey, Justine.

Hi. What are you doing here?

Well, I found the jumpsuit guy.

You did?

Yeah, today he came up to pick up his
jumpsuit.

He didn't even wait to get it cleaned.

I followed him on my bike, and he went
to a place called Rodney's.

Do you guys know where that is?

Sure do. Let's go and check that out.
Come on, I'll walk you out. Good work.

Dad, I'll see you back at my place, all
right?

To friendship and business. Friendship
and business.

Cheers.

Gentlemen, now, to Yuri Gagarin, hero of
Russia.

To Hideo Nomo, hero of Japan.

Cheers.

Gentlemen,

to Karl Marx.

Karl Marx.

To all the Marx brothers.

Mr. Randall, I hear you have a taste for
full -bodied debutants.

How generous of you, Boris.

Wow.

Perhaps you would desire some privacy?

I thought about it, what you like. I
brought my paddle.

Hey, a little ping -pong.

Hey,

you guys want a table?

How's that little boy?

Oh, and you a cop too, honey?

Busted. Yeah, Nash busted me three years
ago for possession.

Put me in a program, and I owe him my
life.

Yeah, we got made of quidditch and bean
burritos. Really cleared the air.

We got a lead on a guy.

Bare thumb resemblance to Elks.

You know anything about anybody around
here like that?

No, I just got my job here. Whoa, wait.
What is that?

Look at that.

Look at this growing behind her ear.
It's amazing.

How about this? Unbelievable.

Here, I think that belongs to you.

I just want to ask him some questions.

Come here.

Is the MC after four?

Named Aaron Crowe? He should be coming
on any minute.

All right, ladies and gentlemen, come
on. You drunks and friends, let's hear

for her.

Athena Katana.

Miss you, beautiful ladies and
gentlemen. I'll see you back at

I think I saw him instead of girl happy.

Hey!

Ah, bastard.

Elvis just left the building, huh?

You know what this was before it was
Rodney's?

Tyrone's Classy Lady. You read that on
the wall back there.

Yeah, I have a pornographic memory, too.

Yeah, my ass.

You know who used to work here?

Let me guess. Would that be Bonnie Leak?
Very good.

I don't believe this. I don't believe
cops. I hate cops.

Oh, man.

If I see one more cop, I'm going to kill
you. I'm going to kill Bonnie.

What was that? Was that a midget?

I don't know.

So let me understand. I deliver the
money and you take us to the equipment.

Exactly. Good.

All right.

Deal. Oh, okay.

Lost again.

Come here.

Not standing. All right, one more hand,
I'll win it.

Not just yet, Mr.

Endo. We have a special surprise for
you.

We realize, Mr. Endo, that you never
finalize a deal without the karaoke

Ah, of course, but it's getting late.
I'm sorry.

What's wrong, Mr. Endo?

You drink, but you're not getting drunk.

You refuse sex with a debutante. And now
you refuse to sing for her.

That's a good job in the city.

Working for the man every night and day.

But I never saw the good side of the
city. Till I hit the ride on the river,

though, queen.

We will keep on turning.

Primary keep on burning.

Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river.

Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river.

Are the fish eggs dead or what?

Oh, Lieutenant A, how'd it go?

Cakewalked. Evan, are you okay?

Yeah, he's fine.

Hey, we're done. We'll make the bus
tomorrow.

We don't even look buzzed, Lieutenant.

Iron will, I guess.

Lightweight.

You're in charge, Carson.

Just tell me that nothing has happened
to him.

Bonnie, we know he's still alive.

We just don't know where he is yet.

You have any ideas, Bonnie?

Me?

How would I know?

Well, we got this lead.

Aaron Crow.

What?

Aaron's behind this?

Look, Bonnie, we know you two used to
work together, okay?

And a big coincidence, but your beloved
hubby turns up missing, and now Aaron's

running all over town spending city cash
now.

Call me crazy, but I think there's a
connection here. Easy, Barbara.

Yeah, yeah, there's a connection.

Okay, what would it be?

He's my brother -in -law.

Say what?

Since when?

Since my sister married him.

Bonnie, you didn't say anything to your
sister about Harvey and the vibe bus and

the money?

I told you I didn't say anything to
anyone.

Oh, God.

What?

Oh, my God.

Oh, Nash.

The night before the bust, I went out
with my sister to this Mexican

and we got drunk on margaritas, and I
was all freaked out about Harvey having

all that money, and... I don't know. I
think maybe I... I blabbed to her.

I don't know. God, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

It's all right. Am I done?

No, no, it's all right. No, you have to
get... You have to find him, Nash.

He's crazy.

She loves him. She has no idea what he's
capable of. He's crazy. You've got to

find him. Oh, please find him before he
gets my baby.

Please, now.

I'm kidding. I promise.

Okay.

Clam chowder.

Brain food.

You better bring a bucket of it.

No, no, no. Now, just think, Dad. It's
real important that you remember.

I'm sorry.

My mind's shot. I'm drawing a blank.

No, no, no. It's okay. It's fine.

Remember you said something about kids.

Yeah. School kids.

Saw them walking by.

Yeah. What else?

Smells?

Sounds?

I don't remember.

He said he saw green glass bricks.

Sidewalk. It was green glass bricks and
steps right off the sidewalk.

Now, that's good.

That's good, Nick. That's good. See, you
can remember. You're doing fine. Now,

come on.

He said something about a factory.

Factory?

I know this makes no sense, but Wild
Wild West.

Wild Wild West.

John Wayne, Gunfighter, OK Corral,
Wyatt. What are you doing?

You're not helping? What? He said, well,
well, West. I'm free associated.

But we're not playing show raids here.
Western. What?

That's it?

Western edition?

Western edition? He's in the Western
edition?

Yeah.

That's good.

That's good, Nick.

He's in the Western edition. That's
really good.

Earthquake!

Relax, Romeo.

It's just the room spinning.

Carson, stop breathing so loud.

20 minutes, boys. Chop, chop.

What the hell is that?

Who are you?

Why are you in my room?

Breathe, Lee.

I'm not getting to my oxygen on time.

That's good.

Well, you saved yourself a lot of
trouble.

I don't know. I think it's a good deal.

Okay, this is the only street I know of
in the Western Edition with both a

school and a factory.

Hey, Joe.

Green, black, locked down?

Let's make this a silent engine.

It's a K -belt. It's still in there with
hearts.

Wow.

All right, I'm right behind you,
Houdini.

Easy, we got you.

We got you, buddy. Oh, man, Joey.

Oh, I knew you'd get here, buddy.

I was hoping to be before the idiot did
something to me.

Don't worry, we're all over it, buddy.
Hey, Bonnie, okay?

Everything's fine, Bonnie. Oh, I love
you, man.

I love you.

Ah, gentlemen.

Good day.

Can we finalize this deal?

We just received a telephone call from
someone claiming to be Toshiki Endo.

He's on his way here.

What are you trying to pull?

Are we going to do business or not?

As soon as this man arrives.

Take that as a no.

Good day, gentlemen.

Good day, whoever the hell you are.

I'm Toshiki Endo, and you gentlemen have
just insulted the actor.

Have a nice life.

I got some good news, brother -in -law.

I got a package in from the Bahamas,
little brother -in -law.

I got my money back.

Don't you just love that freshly
laundered sim?

Now, you're into the near. You're facing
your final curtain.

I'm going to enjoy this. Unless you can
outrun these bullets there, Elvis.

Drop it. Put it down.

I was temporarily insane.

Up against that wall. Get up.

Your brother -in -law, Harv.

You might want to come over here and
chat with him, huh?

One of the things you learn as a police
officer is no matter

how strong your feelings are, you deal
fairly and even -handedly with all

perpetrators.

However, in your case... It's a domestic
thing.

And by the way, you inbred cretin,
you're under arrest.

Nash? Yeah?

They patched through on your drop line.

Boris is trucking and calling for
Harvey.

Take it, Harvey.

Hello? There you are.

Where were you the other night?

I don't know what happened, Boris. I was
right where you told me to be. I was at

that phone booth at Grace and Howard
Streets.

Market and Grace Streets.

Oh, no, that's what happened.

Listen, if you want to give it another
shot, I'm still in the market for D9s.

Okay, this time, Ritz -Carlton Hotel.

Suite 1256.

No phone calls.

What's happened with your face?

This was a family feud. Okay, half a
million gentlemen, it's all there. All

right. And here is all the paperwork.

for the trucks, dozers, and cranes. A
pleasure doing business, gentlemen.

At the risk of straining and gloss
-nosed, I should probably mention I'm

actually a San Francisco police
inspector, and you two are going to the

San Quentin.

Boris.

When I saw that you grateful dad tickets
were missing, I thought that you

just... I thought maybe you left.

No, you weren't supposed to see them.
That was a surprise. I got this big day

glow poster. I was going to mount them
in the living room, Ernie.

And to think you suspected the two of
them.

Too much Jerry Springer over here.

Oh, hey, we can still make the auction.
Come on, come on, come on. Oh, man, come

on. One second, which could be a further
bit.

I have $100 ,000 in the final bid.

Anyone wish a bit more?

Please, please.

Please, matter. Here we go.

We're just on time, sir.

It's okay.

Ladies and gentlemen, $110 ,000.

The property goes to Joe Dominguez and
Bernard Macedo.

Nice neighborhood, upscale, prosperous.

Yeah. See where that, that's the address
there.

There? That's the place.

What's up with that?

Let me out of here. Let me out of here.

Hey, watch out!

Police, who is this? Guy who lives here.
Named Bernard Nassiter. He had a

coronary aneurysm.

We didn't talk about that.

Oh, jeez.

Bernie, wait. Get those zappers. Give
him a shot of adrenaline in the heart.

did that. He's dead.

What are you talking about, Bernie?

Bernie, it's Joe.

Bernie!

Bernie!

Give me a name! Who's the buyer, Bernie?

Joe. What's Bernie?

He's not the Bernie! Come on, Bernie!
He's going to his pocket city having a

piece of paper with a name on it?

Joe. Bernie!

He's dead.

I'm sure Ingers don't understand.

Right after you explain it, I'll do
that.

Oh, God.

Well, Charlotte only pressed charges
because her son -in -law's a lawyer.

Lawyers. Shoot them all.

So, how'd you manage to get her back?

I proposed.

You what?

Well, why not?

I like her. She likes me. I just gotta
be more careful and realize she's kind

brutal.

Damn, Nick.

I'm half as together as you are when I
get to be your aide.

So, when's the big day?

One of these days, we'll set a date.

I'm lucky it'll be when my mind's gone.

Just kidding.

When you meet her, son, matter of fact,
I don't want her to meet you.

Yeah.