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Hey, sugar hips.

Oh, sweet mother of God. What are you
doing, Murphy?

Ever since chemotherapy, I've had to
wear a stupid wig and I never had fun

it. You know, it's amazing. You put
something like this on your head and all

a sudden you want to get a job in the
Arkansas governor's office.

Hey, guys. Notice anything different?

Oh, my God. What is that? Don't hate me
because I'm beautiful.

Now, Murphy, you know I've always been
honest with you, right?

I'm the one who told you ankle straps
made your calves look too big, and

Elizabeth Taylor's passion did smell
right on you.

So, honey, trust me when I tell you
this.

That thing looks like something my Uncle
Cecil once caught in a trap.

Well, don't get used to this. Today is
exactly six months since my last

chemotherapy. Yes.

I've got hair under your guys, and I'm
not afraid to show it.

All right.

Yep, it's also the day I go in for my
last mammogram. Once I get my clean bill

of health, then I can put this whole
phase of my life behind me. Not that it

hasn't been fun, Cancer, but adios,
sayonara, or waiters in, and screw you.

I tell big news, so gather round. And
Murphy, can you bend in those flats?

Because you are going to be bowing at my
feet.

Sorry, Kay, but I only bow to two
things.

Royalty and loose change.

I just got back from a big meeting with
the network brass. Are you excited yet?

Mel and his pinstripe posse finally
agreed to let you do the Vietnam piece.

yes, yes.

Well, thank you. Thank you, Frank, for
being so enthused about my surprise.

You know, I don't get a lot of happy
moments in my day.

So if you're going to steal my news, I
think it's only right that you be the

to call my mom and tell her that I am
not engaged to Donald Trump.

I'm really sorry.

That was wrong of me. It won't happen
again, okay?

I bet you're going on the corporate jet.

Hey, who's this?

The new J .Crew catalog.

Hi, um, there's something I've got to
tell you, and I guess this is as good a

time as any.

I'm thinking about leaving the show.

What are you talking about?

Well, I've been doing this show for 20
years, and, well, maybe it's time to

it quits.

She didn't say quit, did she? I'm sorry,
but I feel like today I'm being handed

back my life, and maybe I should start
living it.

You can't just walk away from this show,
Murph. We've been doing it for 20

years. That's my point, Frank. In 20
years, I think I've done it all. I've

it all. The only thing I haven't done is
interview God.

Jim, talk some sense into this girl.

Well, I may not be the right person to
ask.

I'm wrestling with that decision myself.

What the hell is happening here today?
For years now, I've watched our business

change.

I've always held to a certain code,
played by the rules. Well, there are no

rules anymore.

I can't find my niche.

So if you're ready to move out, Slugger,
I may be ready to move out, too.

Oh, look, new bathing suits.

I meant that for Murphy, but I didn't
feel like reaching.

Guys, I know this is a surprise, and
frankly, it surprises me, too. But maybe

this is an opportunity to think about
what you want to do with your life.

Me? I want to buy a beach chair.

Do you know that I don't own a beach
chair?

It's unnatural.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Could you be a
doll and direct me to Murphy Brown?

I'm Murphy Brown. You are?

Delicious.

I'm Caprice Feldman, your new secretary,
by the way.

I have to tell you, I waited downstairs
for half an hour for valet parking.

We don't have valet parking.

Then who took the rolls?

Well, I'll worry about that later. Is
that my office?

Hey, wait a minute.

Oh, oh, oh.

I have to tell you right now, I do not
care for this color. I am going to have

to call Fabrizio to rush down here with
his chip jar.

Celeste cooked Reese with two seeds into
lime. I'm talking like Chanel.

Whatever. This isn't your office. It's
mine.

Well, thank God.

So where do I go?

Out there, but... You

mean I have to sit out here with a gun?

Okay.

Fine, I can do that.

My husband, Victor Feldman, dead.

And you.

Who are you?

Jim. Jim Dial. Oh, Mr. Dial.

Could I ask you to take Mr.

Bojangles out onto the balcony? He has
to make a fist.

I, I, I... Bye, Mr.

Bojangles. Don't worry.

Mommy will be here. Oh, again.

You sick bastard!

Well, you obviously don't want to work
here, and that's okay, because I don't

need a secretary. I'm leaving the show.

What show?

I'm on television.

You are?

Say, do they need a replacement?

Well, I don't know.

Why don't we go down to personnel and
ask them? Oh, you know, I think I'm

to do just that.

To tell you the truth, I always thought
I could have had a career in show

business, but no.

I had to stay home and service Victor K.

Feldman. God, how I used to dread the
words.

Like a champion.

By the way, Mr. Dial, feel free to call
me sometime.

I can do things.

I have more speeds than a Cuisinart.

I can go from blend to whip in seconds.

In fact, whip was what killed Victor.

What does he mean, what do we want out
of one?

I know what you mean. You know, I've
always been so focused on my work.

it, it just seems so lonely.

Frank, didn't I tell you this would
happen? You know, I'm going to tell you

truth. I never really believed there was
that one special person out there for

me. I mean, I know everybody's supposed
to have their own soulmate, but I guess

I'm just never going to find mine.

Frank Fontana, that's the most cynical
thing I've ever heard.

You haven't found her because you
haven't opened up your heart.

Simple as that. Yeah, right.

Look at this. I've got to be on location
in ten minutes. I'll see you later.

I want you to meet someone.

Murphy Brown, this is Julia Roberts. Oh,
wow.

I'm such a big fan of yours.

Can you believe I knew her when she was
just a tadpole?

I was producing game shows out of New
York. It was my very first job. I was

prize girl on Youth or Lucid. She lasted
two days.

I had to fire her. You fired Julia
Roberts? No, I was a terrible, terrible

klutz. I could never get that whole
prize sweep thing down. You know, the

where they say, enjoy riding the waves
on your brand new fiberglass camera.

That's why I had to fire her. No, no,
no.

She cost us $15 ,000 when she took out
the Linux China.

Are you just in town breaking things?

No, I came to Washington to do a film,
and I just wanted to come and say hi.

And, you know, just look around.

Is Frank Fontana here?

No, it's okay. You're safe.

No, actually, I wanted to meet him, but
he's... He's probably on a big

assignment or maybe having lunch with
his girlfriend.

Frank Fontana?

Oh, my goodness!

I've seen all your movies, except for
the one where you played Dr. Jekyll's

and had no eyebrows. But I saw My Best
Friend's Wedding three times, so that

makes up for it.

She came all the way up here to meet
Frank.

Frank?

Fontana? Yeah, well, I mean, not exactly
just for that. I love FYI. I do. But

there is some thing about Frank. I

can't quite put it into words.

Well, then don't.

Percy, I wanted to ask you about... An
icon. Oh, hi. Hi.

I'm Julia.

Oh. Oh, my.

I'm Jim. Jim Deal.

Done.

It's a pleasure. It's such a pleasure.

I loved you in that movie when you
played the harlot with the heart of gold

you wore those tall, cheap -looking
patent leather boots.

Then you went out and bought some lovely
dresses.

I like the boots.

You can all the way up here see Frank.

Frank? Fontana.

It's kind of amazing, really, because he
wrote me this really poetic fan

letter. A few years ago, and it got lost
on my agent's desk along with my offer

for Titanic.

But that's another story.

Anyway, I read this letter, and I just
suddenly felt as though I had a

Did we just enter a parallel universe?

Oh, my God, Julia.

You have got to find Frank.

And he just left for location.

But you know what?

Sometimes he lingers around the
newsstand at the lobby to see if anybody

recognizes him.

Maybe he'll still catch up.

Okay. I'll sit downstairs.

Yeah. Great. All right. Thanks.

Bye. Bye.

Bye -bye.

Frank!

Frank, Frank, you will not believe it.
Guess who was just here looking for you.

Guess. I don't know. Mark, did you take
those glasses?

Julia Roberts!

Julia Roberts was here, Frank, and she
said she had a crush on you and you're

her soulmate. Wow, really? That is
great.

Idiot. If you don't believe us, ask Jim.

Jim. Jim, are you okay?

Boots.

Okay, what's going on, humor? Is this
another one of your practical jokes?

Really, Frank?

Julia was here. Here they are. No!

She's in the lobby at the newsstand.

I put her in the lobby, so I thought I'd
just leave them a little note. Oh,

yeah. A text, a note to the letter, and
then you'll know it's really you. And a

phone number, just in case. Well, I'm
actually, um...

leaving town so changing location uh

thanks

anyway i i have to get back it was nice
to meet you guys

they think i'm still in my trailer you

guys you were kidding right i mean julie
roberts wasn't really here was she

because jim jim doesn't lie

I sent this to her a few years ago. And
look at this.

Sealed with a kiss.

Dear Frank, love Julia?

Why didn't you tell me? Why didn't you
tell me?

I met her. That's all I came about.

I'm going to find Julia. She just left.
Hurry.

Listen, you call my producer. You tell
him I'm going to be late.

If it's the last thing I do, I am going
to find Julia. I'm going to find it.

I'm sorry. Sorry.

They're made for each other.

Okay, Miss Brown, you can take a seat
while the doctor looks over your films.

should only be a few minutes. Right, I
know the drill.

Phew, always a pleasant experience.

You'd think with technology what it is,
they'd figure out a better way to x -ray

a woman's breath.

You know, we should be able to do this
over the Internet. Just shove our

up next to the screen, point, click, and
bingo, it's all done.

Maybe I'm going to write this down. I'm
going to invent that in my free time.

As I sit in my beach chair.

Mrs. Faden, your films are fine. The
doctor says see you next year.

Bye.

You talk too much.

Wow, look at all the things you can do
with Jell -O.

Who has the time?

I do.

Mrs. Brown?

Well, that was fast.

Well, not that it hasn't been fun, and I
hope you don't take this the wrong way,

but if I never see you again, it'll be
too soon. You don't happen to know where

they sell beach chairs, do you?

Ms. Brown, we can't let you go yet. The
doctor needs to speak with you.

What the hell is going on here? After
all you've been through, this isn't

What is going on here?

Oh, Frank, come on. There's no point
getting angry. It doesn't fix anything.

It is what it is.

So what happens now?

I go in for another surgery. That's the
only way they'll know for sure.

If there's anything that I can do... I
know it sounds

empty. I don't know what else to say.

Yeah, well, it's okay.

I know.

Boy, you know, I wish Phil were still
alive.

Whatever bad stuff happened, I'd just
come in here and sit on my stool and

his ear.

He'd always put everything in
perspective.

Yeah. I'd say, Hiya, Phil.

And he'd say, Hey there, Murphy.

I'm down.

I know it's a shock, but there's a good
explanation.

I'm no ghost.

I'm Phil.

But you are supposed to be dead. We
buried you a year ago. Look, we were at

funeral. Pretty clever, huh?

Thank my own death.

This might be a stupid question, Phil,
but...

took me underground, gave me a new
identity.

But where were you? How did you live?
Did you have to change your name?

It's a long story.

Suffice it to say that the skills of a
bartender are lost on the Amish.

You know what?

This is a day for the record books.

Frank, would you mind if I talked to
Phil alone?

Oh.

Yeah, sure, you know, I bet you guys
have a lot of catching up to do.

Oh, and, uh, Murph, look, if anything at
all you... Never mind, you know what I

mean, huh?

Oh, my God, Bill.

I have had a lot of surprises in this
year, but this one tops them all.

God, you are a sight for sore eyes.

So, what's going on?

Talk to old Phil.

Well, I was sick this year, Phil.

I know.

If there was any way I could have gotten
to you, I would have.

Well, it was the toughest year of my
life.

And you know, the worst part is that I
promised my kid I'd beat this thing.

I never broke a promise to my son, Phil.

And now it looks like I'm going to have
to.

I gave it 100 % every single day.

And it wasn't enough.

And now I'm supposed to do it all again.
How do I do that?

You don't ask how.

You just do it.

Look.

Isn't it better to know that you gave it
everything you had?

If you're going to lose this one, lose
it big and loud.

No going gently into that good night.

for you, kid.

You are Murphy Brown.

Besides,

you have to stick around for a while.

I've only been in town one day. I know
more about this Monica Lewinsky thing

than anybody.

Oh, yeah, I got some really good
dirty...

Any place but Pennsylvania.

Okay, now you're going to feel a little
prick on your hand.

If I feel a little prick on my hand,
somebody's getting sued.

Ow! Where'd you work last? The tattoo
parlor?

Okay, now I want you to count backwards
from ten, and once you get to five...

You'll be asleep. Yeah, right. You
forget the high tolerance I got for

like this. You better put a little
extra... Okay, she's out.

Like when any of you guys taped Chicago
Hope last night, I cannot figure out how

to work my VCR.

Let's go.

Jeez, this is taking forever.

You guys get paid by the hour?

And you, you're not looking at my
breasts like a doctor.

That's better.

Okay, I'm going to go get some air. Page
me when you need me.

Ooh, cool.

I'm invisible.

I'm going to go weigh myself.

Look at the sunblock.

Lobby, please.

Whatever.

Hey, we passed the lobby.

And why does it say this elevator was
last inspected in 400 B .C.? I think

due. They're coming Tuesday.

Wait a minute. What's going on here?

Why are we going so fast?

Can't see you after a while.

I used to be 6 '3".

Okay, top floor.

Watch your step.

Where am I going? What am I doing?

You have an appointment.

You said there was always one person you
never interviewed.

Well, here's your shot.

Oh, my God.

Beagle.

Very tight schedule. Fifteen minutes
tops.

Ground rules.

There are questions you shouldn't ask.
Nothing about the grassy no.

No on the pyramids. Aliens did it. Don't
look the DD directly in the eyes unless

you like salt.

And don't even mention Bill Gates.

God sold Microsoft much too early.

Ready?

As I'll ever be.

Why is it taking so long?

And why won't they tell us anything?

This is absurd.

We're reporters.

Gathering information is our business.

You see that candy striper over there?
They know more than anybody. And believe

me, when she realizes who she's talking
to, I'll have everything we need to

know.

Hello, young lady.

Hey, honey.

Could you stop shaking your leg like
that?

You remind me of my nervous cousin,
Teddy. He used to light the Roman

the county fair.

They used to call him Slow Teddy.

Now they just call him Lefty.

This is a parable, Kay.

I can't help it. I have no control over
my nervous energy and which part of my

body it will invade.

Jim, did you find out anything? All
right, here's what I know. She's 19

old and she thought I was that man in
the painful Itch commercial.

Imagine her disappointment.

Damn demographics.

18 to 49.

Whatever happened to those crotchety old
nurses in their worn cardigans and

orthopedic shoes?

They're stewardesses now.

Doctor, maybe you can tell us something.
Doctor, doctor, can you give us any...

Frank! For the love of Mike, what are
you doing?

I wanted to check on Murphy. I broke
into the living closet and got these

scrubs. I went up to surgery.

I took my way into an operating room. I
thought I was home free, but then I

looked... down into the sky, open chest
cavity. I got a little woozy, and I

knocked over what I hoped was a coffee
maker.

But I doubt it.

Hello, I'm Murphy Brown, and this
evening we'll be having a conversation

God.

Welcome, God.

Some people have said that God works in
mysterious ways.

Do our actions in life make a
difference, or is our future already

for us?

Your life is a series of choices.

How you choose determines where you end
up.

Oh, really?

Gee, I don't remember choosing to have
cancer. With all due respect, why the

hell did you give it to me? I mean,
heck, hell, oh, hell.

Your illness was a gift.

No offense, but a nice pair of driving
gloves would have been more than enough.

You want to know what ticks off God the
most?

When I give somebody a gift and they
don't use it. I gave Beethoven a gift.

made him deaf, too.

I'm an ironic God. What can I say?

But it was Beethoven's deafness that
forced him to hear an internal music

enriched the world.

Oh, you are good.

I guess it's easy to look smart if you
know what I'm going to ask you.

Now, see, there's another one of your
gifts.

Attitude.

I also gave you brains and faith.

I gave you fame.

Fame, yeah, great. I get good tables in
restaurants. After that, it's people

rooting through my garbage and
whispering to each other, oh, she's put

weight.

You know what celebrity is, Murphy?

It's an invitation to service.

Everything you do attracts attention.

If you get cancer, people sit up and
take notice. And maybe they'd work

to find a cure.

Why don't you cure it? There we go
again. Then you wouldn't have a purpose.

But if you're trying to figure out what
to do with your life, let me give you a

little hint.

It doesn't involve a beach chair, okay?

All right, look, you're not telling me
anything.

What is this, fun for you? You got bored
wiping out trailer parks, so this is

how you amuse yourself by throwing a
monkey wrench into people's lives?

Speaking on behalf of all humans, we
can't make sense of the world anymore.

No wonder people stop believing in you.

You still have work to do, Murphy.

Work. You use your work to make a
difference. That's what you're about.

End of story.

Well, gee, why didn't you say so?

I love my work.

But...

What difference does any of this make?
And, oh, this is the big question.

Am I going to live or die?

Well, I think our time is about up.

Hey, wait a minute.

Okay, that's a wrap. No wrapping. You
didn't answer my question.

Am I going to live or die?

Just remember what I told you about
using your gifts.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have this
staff meeting. This El Nino thing is

getting out of hand.

That's what happens when you delegate.

Hey, come back here.

Murphy.

What?

Who is that?

Murphy. What?

Wow.

These drugs are great.

Murphy.

It was nothing, Murphy.

Just a cyst.

Congratulations and enjoy the rest of
your life.

I knew she'd be okay. Of course she's
okay.

Oh, what a relief. Now Murphy can get on
with her life. Yeah, geez.

Away from FYI.

Oh, geez. You know, I don't know about
you guys, but without Murphy,

I don't want to do FYI.

Yeah, it wouldn't be the same.

We've always been a team.

Yes, a team.

And we had a great run.

Maybe Murphy was right when she said
it's time to move on.

Frank?

Oh, my God!

I've been looking for you. I'd given up.

Well, I guess it is meant to be because
I'm shooting down the street again

and... I thought I'd come and see if you
really do work here, and you do.

You know, on television, you can't tell
that your eyes are so very, very

blue.

Do you believe in fate because they
swear? I think fate brought us together.

Fate and Warner Brothers.

Oh, my God.

My director's going to kill me. They've
been explaining the plot to Stallone,

and he was starting to get it when I
left, so I...

Oh, yeah. Look, there's this quiet
little bistro down the block.

And, geez, with any luck at all,
everybody I know will be there.

I'm counting the hours.

Listen, um, just in case something
happens between now and then, you know,

hit by a bus or something, I just...

This

is only going to last about a week,
isn't it?

Tops. I don't care.

I'll see you at eight.

Frankie, um, you're not going to wear
that shirt tonight, are you?

Oh, hey, hey, of course not. Okay, okay.

She's suffocating me.

Morning, all.

Oh, God.

That may be the last time we hear Jim
say morning, all.

Now, now, I know this is a difficult
time, but let's all try to go out with

dignity. I know I'm going to enjoy
riding my...

Of course, I don't have a title yet.

Don't even have a concept.

But there I'll be, sitting at home, day
after day.

Doris will ask me, how's it going?

I'll lie and say I'm on chapter three.

But really, I've just been writing the
same sentence over and over, like the

in The Shining.

Or you know what? I'll be sitting in the
park in my bathroom playing chess,

having named all the squirrels.

For the love of God, whatever made me
want to leave this job.

getting us anywhere. Murphy's going to
be here any minute to start packing up

her office. If she sees us acting like
it's the end of the world, she's going

feel guilty.

Hey, do you have a minute? I just wanted
to discuss my decision

to leave the show. Murph, Murph, you do
not have to worry about us. We're fine.

In fact, you know, we're better than
fine. I tell you, since the news leaked

that we were available, I mean, you
know, the offers have just been flowing

Dateline, Nightline, Primetime.

Really? Yeah, and CNN's really been
courting me. I mean, Ted Turner sent me

many presents, Jane keeps calling my
office and hanging up.

Jim has three publishers already bidding
for the rights to his book. Oh, yeah,

Jim, tell her about how you're starting
Chapter 6.

That's my favorite. I don't like to
discuss the creative process. It

the energy.

Someone else talk now.

That's terrific.

That's true. I'm just really happy for
you.

So, what did you want to talk to us
about?

Uh, nothing.

I was just wondering.

Well, nothing, nothing.

Um, uh, so I guess it's time for me to
go pack up my office then.

Yes, sir. If you need any help, you
know. Okay, well, I'll just be starting

now.

Hey, guys.

I know I'm a little selfish.

Somewhat selfish.

Okay, really selfish. Moving on.

I know you have all of these great
things lined up.

I don't want to leave FYI.

There's no better place than this. I
mean, come on.

And Corky, you're not going to be happy
at CNN if you looked at those women

behind the anchor desk.

It's obvious that they have to do their
own hair.

Oh, yeah, you'll really stand out there.
They've got so many anchors that when

they do a publicity shot, they have to
take it from a satellite.

What do I have to say to get you to
stay?

How about stay?

Stay? What?

Oh,

God, guys.

You know, this was a close one. I mean,
we almost walked out of here.

And I'll tell you what, ten years from
now, we'd end up at a party somewhere

find out that none of us really wanted
to leave.

What a bunch of idiots we are. Yeah,
what a relief.

I was up all night writing this goodbye
speech. Everything I wanted to say to

each of you. Boy, am I glad I don't have
to do that now.

Let's get back to work. My gosh, we've
got a show tomorrow night. All right,

let's do it.

Wait a minute.

Why is it everybody always waits until a
retirement party or a funeral to tell

people what they really think about
them?

I don't know about the rest of you, but
I'd like to hear Corky's speech.

Oh, God, really?

Yeah. Come on, Corky. Let's hear it.

Okay.

Like I said, I wrote it kind of late, so
it's not exactly finished yet, but here

it goes.

It seems like only yesterday when I came
to FYI.

I'm so scared to meet all of you.

sitting at that first story meeting, I
had no idea that the people I admired so

much would become my best friends.

So... You know, I'll tell you something.
I remember that first day you showed

up, this little fluff ball who was going
to be sitting next to us at the anchor

desk, and then you went and made us all
pecan pies, and you put them in our

office with...

It's the sweetest little note.

And, Corky, I'll tell you something.

I still have that note.

Oh, Frank.

Actually, I bought those at Safeway.

I was too nervous to bake.

I was just worried if you guys would
accept me or not.

It's not easy to come into a group as
tightly knit as ours. Oh, tell me about

it. But eventually I figured out that
the rubber vomit Murphy kept leaving on

desk was her way of showing affection.

And I don't do that to just anybody.

There's Jim's laugh.

Oh, it's the greatest laugh.

No sound comes out. You could just get
Jim to laugh.

It's like this little reward.

I guess in the end, it's not the
breaking stories or the awards or...

The big interviews that you remember.

The little things.

Snapshots in your memory.

Like the time I first met Jim. You know
that you shook my hand just the way my

father taught me.

Take the person's hand firmly, look them
straight in the eye, and that's exactly

what you did, Jim.

And I knew from that moment that as long
as Jim Dial were around, I'd be safe.

And Courtney...

This may seem like a little odd, but you
know one of my favorite things about

you is the way you know exactly what
everybody orders for lunch.

Like how Frank has to have his fries
extra crispy.

No pickle on his burger.

And Kay, you know what I'm thinking now?

About the way you park your car.

It's always slightly askew in this
space.

I guess because it's not in your nature
to stay between the lines, which is what

I love about you.

And Frank.

How can I even begin to think of saying
goodbye to you?

This business would have burned me out a
long time ago if I hadn't had you for a

pal.

How many people can say that they know
somebody they can look right in the eye

and know exactly what they're thinking
without even saying a word?

Like now.

And you know, it's not just you guys
that make this place special.

It's all of you.

It's Todd and Debbie and Robert.

My name is Mark.

Don't ruin a beautiful moment, Mark.

My point is, you never know what life
has in store for you.

But I do know that I was handed a gift
the moment I walked into this place.

And I thank God for that.

Let's go put on an FYI.

I used to feel so uninspired.

And when I do, I need to face another
day.

Oh, boy, it makes me feel so tired.

Before the day I met you.

better at the end.

That's a pretty cool surprise, huh, Mom?
Oh, my God,

Eldon, I haven't seen you.

You are painting in Spain.

In a tiny little peasant village at the
base of the Pyrenees.

I would have invited you to come visit,
but when sheep get wet, they do not emit

a very pleasant aroma.

Anyway, a little elf Managed to find his
mommy's Sprint card, and he tracked me

down. Pretty good. Did you know you can
go anywhere in the world on Sunday for

only a dime a month?

Yeah, I knew that, honey.

Now, why don't you go set another place
at the table? Sure.

Glad you're real.

Okay.

In May.

Eldon, I am so glad to see you.

You know, I just, I let myself in. You
would think that after four years you

would change your locks.

Avery told me what happened to you.

And, you know, I just had to come back
to see for myself.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

Well, that's good.

Because that's a lot to handle by
yourself, huh?

And, you know, the boy, he's getting to
be that certain age, and there's a lot

of work you got to do around here.

Oh, I was just, I was thinking that...

Will you marry me?

What?

Oh, come on, you heard me. You got ears
like a damn bat.

I don't know what to say, except would
you please get up?

I don't know if I can. I'm wearing
Spanish underpants.

Eldon, your proposal was very sweet, but
I can't marry you.

You can't?

No. No?

No.

I'm just trying to do the right thing
here, and I think that I might have

one too many melatonin on the plane.

But now that you mention it, this place
sure could use a little touch -up.

Say no more.

I've just started a mural depicting the
breakup of the Soviet

Union.

I painted the Nike swoosh across Lenin's
tomb.

I like it.

Then I must continue.

If you could just keep the music down
because I have a little bit of trouble

concentrating.

Oh, I'm going to be here a while.