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Soshi, come back.

Come back, please. They want me to sing.

Go below, Serena.

Please, Soshi.

Please go.

Sing for my guests.

I'll see you shortly, huh?

Promise?

you.

Been trying to.

Everybody wants to get their hands on these babies.

Well, it's not easy to find a good dark beer these days.

You can find a label you're looking for in that box over there.

Good morning, Jim. One of our agents was recently killed in Southeast Asia while

keeping surveillance on this man.

Socrates Colonatus is a Greek tycoon who uses his luxury yacht to smuggle drugs

stolen from international relief organizations.

Drugs meant as medical supplies for third world countries.

In so doing, Colonatus deprives desperate people of the medical

need. Colonitis has built a network of international dealers to distribute

drugs throughout the world as drugs of addiction.

Your mission, Jim, should you decide to accept it, is to neutralize colonitis

and to ensure that his organization no longer preys on the sick and starving of

the third world. As always, should you or any member of your I .M. force be

caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions.

This disc will self -destruct in five seconds.

Good luck, Jim.

Okay, we'll need to be familiar with every inch of Polonadis' yacht.

If he follows his usual pattern, once his guests are aboard, he'll put the sea

to avoid any chance of being interrupted or overheard. Do we know how many

guests he's expecting?

Four. Each one of them had a drug syndicate in his own country. Plus the

they're all coming to meet.

Yes.

Joseph Salute.

He's a West African.

and he's become Kalanadis' major supplier of stolen drugs simply by

his predecessor.

What Kalanadis doesn't know is that Salud has been arrested and charged with

that murder.

Interpol is going to keep it quiet as long as they can, and they've also

detained another member of the syndicate for questioning, an Englishman named

Dennis Smythe. But if those two don't attend the meeting, Kalanadis will call

off. Oh, the meeting will take place, and they'll all be there.

Answer.

Hello?

Yes, this is Socrates calling, Nadis.

Who's speaking?

Smythe?

You're supposed to be here, Mr. Smythe. Where are you calling from?

I'm calling from England, where the taxation chappies seem to be taking an

unseemly interest in my affairs.

So what does this mean?

It means that I'll be sending someone to represent me.

Oh, no.

That's absolutely not acceptable.

Of course it is, old boy.

I'd hate to think anyone was going to take advantage of my absence.

Besides, he's already on his way.

Oh, to be sure the right man arrives, I'm flexing his photograph at this very

moment. His name is Lawrence.

James Lawrence.

He spent most of his life in Canada.

But he's a nice fellow.

You'll like him.

All right, all right, I accept your substitution.

But I'm not happy with it.

Your brother, Dashiell.

Your passport.

Mr. Lawrence?

Mm -hmm.

I think it's time I went yachting.

Give me an hour, Grant.

It'll take me that long to get dressed.

Mr.

Salud, I'm Socrates Colonades.

Welcome aboard.

Thank you, Mr. Colonades. It is my pleasure to be here.

Thank you.

Please follow me.

Gentlemen, may I introduce Mr.

Joseph Salud from West Africa. Mr. Salud, this is Mr. Alvarado. We'll

your merchandise throughout Europe.

Señor. Mr. Patterson from Australia.

Good day.

Mr. Woodward, our American partner.

Ah, Mr. Woodward.

And representing our English connection, Mr. Lawrence.

Happy to meet you, Mr. Salud. Thank you, Mr. Lawrence.

A feeling is mutual.

What's the story, Colonel? Are we supposed to do business with this clown?

So, Mr. Woodlot wants to do business.

Then by all means, let's do business.

How many shots were you fired?

Three misses.

One to kill.

So she's always so good to me, Mr. Salud.

But, you know, sometimes he forgets. He's so busy with his charity.

All right, Serena.

Of course you'll have a drink with us, Mr. Salud.

A toast to our success.

Oh, but you must, Mr. Salud.

It means bad luck to Mr. Toast, isn't it, Sochi?

Alcohol is a drug.

I don't take drugs.

What's going on here?

Look, I liked it the way it was before. You guys didn't know my face and I

didn't know yours.

I built a very efficient organization, Mr. Woodward, which are all apart.

I thought we should all meet our new supplier of drugs and medical supplies

after the unfortunate demise of Mr.

Salud's predecessor.

Demise. That certainly covers it.

It would be hard not to demise with your head in a cement block on the bottom of

the ocean.

Stand by to get out of the way.

Since they stopped their murders, they'll have 40 feet of fishing net.

Well, no, they're propellers. That should keep them in port for a while.

Trouble below, sir. I thought it best that we discuss the continuity of supply

from West Africa.

I am sure we are all anxious to maintain the equitable arrangement we enjoyed

with Mr.

Salute's late counterpart, Mr. Mambuto.

Excuse me.

I do admire your use of language, Colonnades.

But it seems to me we are talking about enjoying equitable arrangements.

You gentlemen had the enjoy.

But the late Mr. Mambuto just became late.

So if you want equitable, then equitable starts with me.

I don't understand.

Oh, I think you do.

I'm talking finance.

Income for services rendered.

Legal, tender.

I think Mr. Salud is talking about more money.

I couldn't have phrased it better.

Are you trying to hold us up?

If you don't like my terms, Woodward, you pull out.

There are others who will pay my price.

Isn't that right?

Mr. Lawrence.

Well, I might pay a little more, perhaps.

Lawrence, why do I get the feeling that you and Salud have already had this

conversation? Maybe Mr. Lawrence is trying to get the jump on us.

I'm only trying to protect my syndicate's interests.

And to make sure that Mr. Coronades gives us each our fair share.

I look after your interests, Mr. Lawrence.

And I decide what is your fair share.

You're all in this because of me.

You can be out just like that.

Gentlemen, I don't see any reason to argue.

There's plenty for everyone.

We've got the war between Ethiopia and Eritrea.

We've got the droughts in the Sudan.

Earthquakes in Armenia.

Floods in Mali and Niger. Disasters everywhere.

All in all, it's been a great year.

And it's going to make me Very rich it might just make you very

dead

Are you ready to receive guests?

Yeah, as ready as we'll ever be.

No trouble with the propellers. We picked up a fisherman's net.

We cannot sail until morning.

Look, all I want to do is get my business over with and get the hell out

here. The sooner I get away from these jackasses, the better. Mr. Woodward, I'm

not prepared to discuss any business matters until we are safely at sea.

What, isn't that being a little paranoid, Mr. Colonnades? Who can hear

Let me show you something, Mr. Lawrence.

A poor but happy fisherman.

He's off -key.

He's also nearly a mile away.

When we are at sea, well away from the town, the captain will be able to jam

any such eavesdropping techniques.

Perhaps I am paranoid.

I like to call it careful.

And being careful has made me a very wealthy man.

All right, so what do we do while they're clearing the propellers?

You'll be my guest at the Taverna.

Serena will sing for us.

Won't you, darling? I'd love to, Saucy.

Yeah, well, if it's all the same to you, Kalonatus, I think I'll pass.

But it's not all the same to me, Mr. Woodward.

You'll come with us, whether you wish to or not.

Sushi. You are wonderful. You are magnificent.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Sushi is always so very good to me, Mr. Salute, but you know... sometimes he

forgets. He's very busy with his charities.

Now, I want you to record the new lines in your own voice.

Go.

So she used to be so good to me, Mr. Woodward, but sometimes, you know, I

for a real man.

A man like you.

Go on.

Play that back.

So she used to be so good to me, Mr. Woodward, Sometimes, you know, I long

real man.

A man like you.

That's great.

Now to record it.

Somehow I get the feeling Mr. Kalanadis is not especially fond of you.

Yeah, well, the feeling's mutual.

Whereas his lady friend seems to feel a little differently.

What?

What do you mean?

I'm not interested.

Lorena.

Why don't you show us some traditional dancing, Colonnades, huh?

Of course, but not tonight.

Oh, yes, please.

Gentlemen,

Colonnades is going to dance for us.

Yes, come on. Not tonight.

Madame, with your permission.

Your perfume smells wonderful.

Come on.

Oh, yes. Teach me to dance, Colonnades. Yes, please.

We love this.

Would you join us? Mr. Woodward and me for a drink.

That lady of yours, she certainly is a popular girl, no?

You're my guest, are you not? What's eating you, Kalina? I must remind myself

that a host has an obligation to his guest.

And I remind you that a guest has an obligation to his host.

I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

It's time to return to the yacht. Come. So she's so soon.

Hey, listen!

I'll return to your yacht when I feel like returning to your yacht.

Oh, come on. Don't start anything now. We got business to do.

Woodward does tend to get a little unpleasant.

He will soon find out that he doesn't even know the meaning of the word.

Come on, come on.

Let's all get back to the yacht.

This is it. This is Woodward's cabin.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Coming.

The propeller has been cleared, sir. Good. Then we sail down.

Yes. I'll give the captain his course.

I'll get some champagne for the stateroom. You go back to your own cabin

stay there.

Oh, Saucy, don't be angry.

Well, good night, gentlemen.

Good night, darling. Good night.

Thank you for a lovely evening.

Woodward, are you all right?

Damn Greek bones.

I do think I might get some sleep.

Damn Greek dancing.

I think perhaps we should all sleep. Gentlemen.

I thought maybe the three of us could have a little talk in private.

Yeah.

Sounds like a good idea to me.

Sleeping like a babe.

I'll be careful not to wake him up.

Thank you.

once said, in union there's strength.

At least I think it was Shakespeare.

Well, I don't give a damn. It was Charlie Chaplin. He was right.

We stick together, okay?

Together? Yeah.

So she used to be so good to me, Mr. Woodward. But sometimes, you know...

is Serena. I like her to be a man.

A man like you.

Well, we mustn't embarrass the lady. She's obviously lost her way.

Lost her way.

She's losing something, and she's losing the Woodward's cabin.

I wonder what Senor Coronado would feel about that.

Well, I think we just keep this to ourselves, for the lady's sake.

Yes, yes, sir.

Of course, for the lady.

Tell the captain I want the ship searched from stem to stern.

At least he didn't go down without a fight.

But what has happened to him? Where could he be?

My guess is he's gone to join Mr. Mambuto at the bottom of the sea.

Don't look at me.

You're all my customers here.

Why would I want to kill one of my customers, huh?

Yeah, that makes sense.

Okay. So who's responsible?

Hello, artist.

We'll discuss this in the main salon in ten minutes.

What's upset him?

I think he just sniffed something he didn't want to.

Serena spoke to him.

She must have been jarring in it.

Maybe we're not the only ones who heard her in this cabin.

Maybe Mr. Kalanadis did, too.

Okay, Casey, let's hear it.

You can say such terrible things, Saucy.

I know I like to flirt, but... All right, Serena, please stop sniveling.

But I never... I never go with another man. You know that.

Yes, I know it. I know it.

You've been very cruel to me.

Serena, I'm thinking.

Someone wanted it to look as though I got rid of Woodford.

Because of you.

Whoever had that thought has a reason.

You mean one of them killed him?

Who saw she?

I don't know.

But perhaps one of my distributors is becoming ambitious.

He wants to take over my organization.

I don't like that Australian.

But...

Neither do I.

Brady, put the ship about. We're returning to harbor.

I take her to Woodward, right?

I said, who are you? I heard you.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm Woodward.

Well, I'm Patterson.

Mike Patterson.

I'm your opposite number down under.

There's a bunch of bald Pattersons on Colin Nuttis' yacht.

Like you, huh?

What are you getting at?

Well, just shut up and get away!

She has been derring me for the last two hours.

What is this place?

Well, how the bloody hell would I know?

I was out like a light when they brought me here.

Someone slipped me a drink.

And you claim that you're actually Patterson? I don't care if you bloody

me or not.

You don't know who that is singing?

Well, it's not Ella Fitzgerald, I can tell you that.

That's Colonnades' girlfriend.

Colonnades?

So that's it.

The Greeks decided we're expendable.

So he knows that I found out about the rip -off.

Rip -off?

What are you talking about?

I got a chance to see his ledger on his yacht.

Deals. The records of his deals with us and the West Africans.

So enough to know he's ripping us off.

Mr. Kalanidis is a very greedy man.

Yeah, that figures.

I want to show you something.

I think these were meant for us.

If that Greek thinks he's moving in on my territory, he is a dead man.

What do you think is causing the interference?

Somebody aboard is using untapped electronic equipment.

Find him.

Whoever it is, I want him found.

A bit more care cleaning the bathroom, gentlemen.

And change the towels, huh?

You

think

this will work?

Hell no, we don't kill them first.

Colonitis gets a kick out of seeing them trying to swim.

a little bit fast.

As soon as the door goes, we go.

You ready?

Together. Okay.

One, two, three, go!

He's got a gun!

How was the break -up? Very good. I ran like a squirted bat.

Straight to Coronades.

Nicholas? Jim.

Mark is on his way in Calabari.

All right. We'll be expecting him.

You don't have time for your paper, Xerita. You don't understand.

Someone aboard this ship is a spy.

You never have time for me.

You treat me like a... a wife.

I'll leave you, Soshi.

I'll go back to Naples where I'm appreciated.

I'll get an audition.

I'm delighted. Then go today. Go now. I don't care. Sushi, please.

Will somebody find her back?

You were dead.

Everybody thought you were dead.

Yeah, well, not everyone.

Look, Lawrence, I think I can trust you.

Bring Salud to the Tavern. It's time we cut a deal.

Just the three of us.

All right. I don't know what's going on, but I'm starting to get edgy about our

host. Give me 15 minutes, all right?

Fucking eight.

Maybe $10 million U .S. in aid supplies.

And that's this year alone.

Sulfonamide, insulin, cortisone, analgesics, streptomycin.

All those expensive goodies.

You left out the big one.

Okay.

And morphine.

It's over $6 million worth.

Street value.

We'll take it all.

Lawrence and me. And you deal with us alone, right?

My friend, money is money.

I don't care where it comes from.

And I don't care what color it is.

So long as it's good.

You understand?

Then we've got a deal.

Lawrence.

I can have my syndicate share in two days.

Me too.

Then we have a deal.

All right, so when do we say goodbye to the others?

There's something you want to know.

Patterson, you know the Australian?

He's calling us a stooge.

He's an imposter?

I saw the real Patterson get killed this morning.

I don't know what you're talking about. I have no books. What books?

The books Patterson told me about.

I don't know anything about them. Not you.

The real Patterson.

The one you wanted to send to the bottom of the bay with me.

You mad?

I still don't know what you're talking about.

Then you won't mind if we have a look at those books, will you?

I'll give it three, maybe four minutes.

Might be what we're looking for. Seems like we all get a look in.

Now, Mr. Colonades, it was my understanding that we had equal shares.

Alvarado, Patterson, Lawrence, and me. That's right.

Equal shares.

And 25 % off the total of my services.

Oh, yeah?

Well, then, can you tell me, please, why is it that your partner, Mr.

Patterson, has a hell of a lot more equal share than I do?

And your 25 % for services looks more like 50%. What are you talking about?

I've always got the same as everyone else. Give us the bloody thing.

50 % colonnades.

Show me the book. That's a pack of lies.

Someone is trying to destroy our organization.

Someone is trying to destroy me.

In the book, colonnades.

What are you trying to do, colonnades? We've always played straight with you.

one has ever destroyed colonnades.

No one.

Gentlemen, why don't I go to my cabin?

I'll get my books.

We'll check all this out properly. Do that, Salud.

Show them.

Yes, and I'll go with you just to make sure you come back.

You suit yourself, friend.

Now, tell me about these figures.

It's time for bringing in the artillery around, are you?

Police are on their way.

Three minutes.

Right on cue.

Mission Impossible will be right back.

I'll make them suffer for what they've put us through.

Next on Mission Impossible, the IMF team undertakes a mission so deadly that one

member does not return.

Nobody is going to believe that he is me.

I don't need this, you know.

For my hero.

Wednesday, Maggie and Jason's 20th anniversary party becomes an even bigger

surprise for all the guests on Growing Pains.

And nobody puts on a show like the kids in Head of the Class.

Wednesday, all starting at 8, 7, 7.

Now stay tuned for A Man Called Hawk, next.