All language subtitles for melrose_place_s07e33_lexi_gets_stiffed

You okay?

You all right?

Man, that thing hit you in the eye?

Well, unnecessary roughness.

Actually, that's a football term.

In basketball, it's called charging.

Okay, you charged me.

Maybe we should just play horse.

Okay, if Megan's not up to a real game.
Okay.

It's your ball.

It's your ball.

No, look, I think it's his ball. Look,
I'm not very good at playing these

and I have a feeling I'm just getting in
the way here.

So I'll see you at home, okay?

Are you okay?

Yeah, fine. Go get him.

Megan, why are you so upset?

I'm fine. Just leave me alone, okay?

Well, she can't take the heat. If we're
going to play, let's play. You said you

only had an hour.

All right, me against you guys. Okay.

Go get him, Sarah. Go get him!

Woo!

Good!

Peter?

What are you doing?

This marriage is over. I talked to an
attorney. He's drawing the papers up.

I don't understand.

What happened? The last time we talked,
we were going to have dinner. We worked

everything out. Well, we didn't.

Couldn't wait to get me out of the way
so you could sleep with Tony.

Well, you got your wish, honey. I'm out
of the way for good. You got it all

wrong. It was Amanda.

Amanda wanted you out of the way. She
was...

She was so desperate to land Tony's damn
account, give him whatever he wanted.

He wanted you.

But I didn't want him. That wasn't even
an issue for Amanda.

She set you up. She made sure that you
missed the launch back to the ship so

Tony could be alone with me.

She pimped me, Peter. She wanted me to
sleep with that bastard.

Like I would ever be unfaithful to you.

I love you.

You're the most important thing in the
world to me. You've got to believe that,

Peter. Please, Peter.

Let me show you.

Hey. You sure you don't want a doctor to
look at your eye? No, there's no time.

The film for the Cruise Line commercial
that Amanda shot just arrived by phantom

messenger. She's waiting for us in the
screening room.

You're late. Sit down.

Welcome back.

Start the dailies.

What the hell am I looking at?

Maybe there was a problem with the
transfer.

Looks to me like the film was exposed to
an airport x -ray machine.

All of it?

Lab should have said something.

Yeah, it's ruined.

Well, this is your fault. Look, Amanda,
I'm sorry about the film, but I was only

responsible for picking it up at the
airport.

Well, if the film was damaged in an x
-ray machine, it must have happened in

Mexico. It wasn't Megan's fault. You're
still working for Lexi, aren't you?

You're out of line, Amanda.

You owe Megan an apology. Like hell I
do. Don't you get it? I sunk a million

dollars into that commercial.

The agency's future, my future, and I
don't have a damn thing to show for it.

It's over.

I'm ruined.

I feel very good today inside your
loving.

I feel something that I know I can't
deny.

I feel ready now. I'm through with all
the wondering.

I see the promise of forever in your
eyes.

Here's the moment.

Here's the shine.

Fools rush out. We're wise men then.

Now I know the life we lead adds up to
something.

Stronger than the tide Now I know the
life we lead Adds up to something

I know we'll be We'll be alright We'll

be alright I've got nothing on my mind

But you're loving I've got nothing left
to hide From my heart

I've got music now to sing that I
believe in.

And there's no other...

What

the hell are you doing?

You tricked me into having sex with you.
You manipulated me and Eve so you could

land some stupid account.

You know, this has been a lousy day and
I'm in no mood for this conversation.

Besides, it wasn't that black and white.

My feelings for you are sincere.

Oh, that's the biggest line of crap I've
ever heard. You care about one person,

Amanda, and that's you.

No wonder Kyle left you.

I'm sorry I ever met you.

I'm even sorry I ever loved you.

Hey, I didn't know you were back in
town.

Well, I am, and I'm very busy. Can you
send a bottle of Chardonnay over to my

table? Yeah, sure, whatever the customer
wants.

Hi.

Before you say anything, I know you're
upset with Eve. I don't want to talk

about Eve.

Right. Then we'll talk about the
commercial.

I hate to admit it, but I really
misjudged Eve's talent. She's no

the dailies, and she's god -awful.

So I had the film destroyed.

But I'm still high on the concept, and I
believe with the right talent... Let me

guess where you're going with this.

You want me to finance a reshoot.

Well, I was hoping to... The answer is
no.

Well, you can't expect me to shell out
another million of my own money. You

don't have another million. You just
blew your whole wad.

And I'd like you to move out of my
townhouse by tonight.

I'm through with you and your agency.

Hello, Amanda.

Hi, Tony.

Hi.

I didn't know you two knew each other.
Well, how well do you have to know

someone to have lunch with them?

And I believe you're sitting in my seat.

This is a joke, right?

Amanda, don't you have some... to do.

I don't think about moving back in
because I don't rent to losers.

Tony, maybe we should go.

Great idea.

Have a nice day, Amanda.

So, still want me to open the bottle?

Good morning, Mrs. Burns.

What the hell are you doing here?

Selling Christmas trees in May?

My husband knows all about me now, all
about my path, the time I did. Whoa,

whoa, lady, I'm not here because of you.

I'm here to start my life over again.

Got me a steady job with the L .A.
Patrol.

Sure you did.

Bet you that uniform's a fake.

Wrong again. You know, my experience as
a prison guard finally paid off.

My supervisor likes it that I know where
to use a gun.

Well, then, congratulations.

Oh, if you see me, um, or a little light
shining through your bedroom window

tonight, that'd be me.

Keep an eye on you.

And that doctor, husband of yours.

I'm warning you.

Keep your distance, or you'll be sorry.

I'm not dumb. You don't have to tell me
twice.

I don't want that Mr. Macho friend of
yours coming after me again.

Missed you at dinner tonight.

How's the eye?

It's that little black and blue.

I thought I'd play it safe and let the
family alone tonight. Besides, I wanted

to finish writing my resignation letter.

Well, you're quitting?

Yeah, why not?

Amanda's going to fire me in the morning
anyway.

Don't make a mistake around here and get
off scot -free.

Well, let me talk to her.

You know what? I wish you were as eager
to stand up for me with Terry.

Come on, Terry was just showing off
today, okay? Miss Supergoc, she didn't

anything by it.

What, do you always play basketball with
your eyes closed?

The woman likes you a lot.

Terry has always hated me, okay?
Besides, I love you.

And more than anything, I want you in my
life.

You, me, and Sarah. I thought that's
what you wanted, too.

It doesn't matter what I want. What
matters is what Terry wants and she

you. You know, I can't believe after all
we've been through, you're going to

doubt my feelings for you. You know what
I think this is? This is your problem.

You're using this whole Terry thing as
an excuse to run away from our

relationship. I'm not only quitting this
job, okay? I am moving out of the

building. Oh, great. Just walk away.
That's real mature.

You know what? At least I'm not a fool.
At least I can see through Ms. Super

Jock.

Peter.

I said what I had to say. And almost
everything that you said was true.

I did set up Eve, and I even arranged
for you to miss the launch.

What I didn't manipulate was the time
that we spent on that island.

I swear, I never meant to sleep with
you. One thing led to another.

The sex was for real.

You know, you can push me away, you can
pretend it didn't happen, but you know

what we shared, and you know that we've
never felt this way with anyone.

I've always...

I had no idea you were in here. I'm
sorry.

Oh, well, I was just returning your
robe.

Yeah. Well, if you're done with the
bathroom, then I'll go get dressed.

Yeah, yeah, it's all yours.

Champagne me.

Show me you love me.

Kid, love me.

Best way to cheer me.

Pie me a cork.

French me a fry.

One for tuna.

Get out. Hey. I'm rehearsing. What are
you rehearsing? A pitch meeting.

What are you pitching?

Myself. To Tony Marlin.

I'm going to land his cruise line
account.

Well, I'm glad you're singing to him and
you're not sleeping with him.

Oh, no. I plan on sleeping with him.

The pitch is tomorrow night at his
place.

I'm going to put on a little show.

How come I don't get a show?

Because you're not a billionaire and I
don't want anything from you.

What are you thinking? You know, this is
a first for me taking a backseat in a

relationship. I mean, Should we be
concentrating on meat? Should we be

about our feelings?

The answer is still no. This account is
too important. Go take a shower in your

own place.

You know what?

I don't even like your shower. It has
mildew.

Hey,

you

wanted to see me?

Yeah, I was wondering how much money is
left in the agency's cash account.

Ballpark 30 grand. Should be enough to
cover payroll for the next two weeks.

I've talked to everyone.

We're going to all start hustling up
some more business.

That won't be necessary. I want you to
take the 30 grand and divide it equally

among the staff.

What are you saying?

I'm closing the agency.

Amanda, I know losing the Marlin account
was a big blow, but you can rebuild.

I mean, you got a lot of loyal people
out in that bullpen. No, I'm not

interested. I want out.

You sure about this?

I have never been more sure in my life.

And I don't think anyone will have a
problem finding a job. They can just

Lexi. She'll probably throw in a raise
just to twist the knife a little deeper.

I'll talk to accounting and have them
start allocating the cash.

Ryan, you've been a great right hand.

Better than great.

I could get you to hang in bed all
morning and spend the afternoons with

Fortunately, reality has to set in
sometimes.

Hey.

Hello, bro. Hi, Ryan. Sorry to interrupt
your meal.

I went by the construction site. The guy
said you'd be out here working. I would

hardly call this work.

I'll second that.

I'll just leave you two lovebirds alone.

I should go talk to him.

Hey, Ryan.

Wait up.

Came all the way out here. There must be
a reason.

I just thought you'd want to know
Amanda's closing the agency.

She lost the cruise line account.

Hell, she lost everything.

Well, that's too bad, but that's
Amanda's problem. There's nothing I can

about it.

Right. Well, I just thought maybe she
could use a friend.

She's got a lot of friends.

Don't worry about Amanda.

She'll bounce back. She always has. She
always will.

You're probably right.

You okay?

Yeah, I'll be fine.

You still on for dinner? Yeah.

Cool.

Later.

And I can't believe how much I love L
.A. I mean, I always thought of myself

an East Coast girl, you know?

But now, after a week in sunny
California, I mean, I can really see

making a life out here.

At least you won't have to shovel the
driveway anymore.

Dad, the priest always shuffled the
snow.

Well, then she won't have to buy any
more winter coats.

She could sure use a rope, though.

So is the warm weather the only thing
keeping you here?

Oh, actually, you know, the one thing I
really like about being here in L .A. is

spending time with Ryan.

And you, too, of course, Kyle.

It's nice being a family again, isn't
it, Sarah?

Yep, especially since Uncle Kyle lives
at the beach.

He's going to teach me how to surf.

Well, we still have to talk about that.

I have to use the restroom.

Okay, I'll go with you.

Excuse us.

Is, uh...

Is Terry hitting on me?

I think she's a beautiful woman with a
kid. Your kid. She wants to move out

here. And every time she looks at you, I
get the feeling that she wants to jump

your bones. So, yeah, I'd say she's hot
for you.

Great. Um, I will be right back.

Your wife's on her way down, Dr. Miles.
Oh, thank you.

Meet me?

Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna have a little
dinner tonight.

You don't sound too happy about it.

Really?

Well, it's been a tough week at the
hospital. Yeah, it's been a rough week

everybody. I guess you heard Amanda's
closing her agency?

No.

No, I didn't.

When did that happen? This morning,
according to Ryan.

Look, I don't have anything that I can
offer Amanda, but you guys are friends,

you're still close, you got money.

I thought maybe you could bail her out.

Yeah, I'll do what I can, sure.

Hi. Hi. I hope you weren't waiting long.

Uh, no, we're just talking.

Yeah, I gotta get back to my table,
okay?

Enjoy your dinner.

I was thinking that we can make a night
out of this. You know, um, go dancing

afterwards? I just got a page from the
hospital. It might be an emergency. My

cell phone's in the car. I'm gonna call
them from the pay phone, all right?

All right.

Wine, please. Sure.

Hello? Hey, it's Peter. I can't talk
right now. I'm, uh, I'm out of business

week. Why didn't you tell me about your
agency?

Because you're already burdened with
enough guilt, and I figured why burden

more? Anyway, it's my problem.

I want to get together, all right? We
need to talk.

No can do, Petey. My lease runs out at
midnight, and I intend to stay here till

11 .59.

Hey, our table's ready. I'll be right
there.

Do you have to go back to the hospital?
I'm sorry. It's an emergency. I'm sorry.

Don't wait up tonight, okay?

They already turned off the electricity,
huh?

Funny, after all these years, I think I
like the bullpen better in the dark.

Pull up the floor.

You're drunk.

Oh, I'm just numb.

You know I got a lot of money. You just
say the word, I'll write you a check out

for whatever you need to save this
place.

Trust me, it is not worth saving.

Well, maybe not, but you are.

My life is falling apart.

I don't have my agency. I don't have my
building.

I don't even have a place to live.

You got me.

If Eve comes with the package, I'm not
interested.

It's not a package deal.

Do you love me?

Is that a true question?

Answer me.

Yes.

I love you.

Well, I hope so.

I decided I'm going to split with Eve.

You're serious?

Yeah.

It's going to be messy. Every time I
leave a woman, she tries to kill me.

Maybe she'll push me off a bleacher.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.

She's not a cold -blooded murderer.

I mean, I'm just a hot -blooded drunk.

Okay.

Now that I've worn my heart on my
sleeve, um... Do you love me?

You want some company for the next two
hours and 27 minutes?

What

are

you doing?

Your blanket was on the floor. I thought
you might be cold.

Look, maybe this is my fault. Maybe I
gave you the wrong impression, but I

have feelings for you.

I like you, but... There's Megan.

Yeah.

And, right, I'm totally in love with
her.

Brian, I mean, all I did was pick up
your blanket. If that's crossing the

then call me guilty.

No, I just want to be clear on this. I'm
perfectly clear.

It's Megan who seems to have the
problem.

I mean, I've been trying to get to know
her, but she doesn't seem interested in

getting to know me.

Or Sarah, for that matter. No, that's
not true.

Look, it's only my opinion.

Megan may want you, but she doesn't seem
to want what comes along with you. No,

you don't know Megan, okay? She's giving
you and me and Sarah space to get to

know each other better.

If I were Megan, I'd make it a priority
to get to know my boyfriend's family.

But that's just me.

You didn't have to take me out to
breakfast this morning. Poor thing.

the hospital until dawn. You must be
exhausted.

I've been doing a lot of thinking, and I
think you should know that I care about

you a lot.

I hope so, since we're married.

Actually, that's what I've been thinking
about.

Our marriage.

So have I. You know, we really should
take that second honeymoon we've been

talking about.

The sooner the better. You know, Hawaii,
or even Tahiti.

Maybe even a long weekend in Carmel.
That would be great, wouldn't it?

I'm not in love with you anymore.

What?

You can have half of everything. The
money, whatever you want.

I just don't want to be in this marriage
anymore.

It's a man, isn't it?

No. No, this has nothing to do with her.
This is about me, my feelings.

I don't know when it happened. I just
know that... I just know that I'm not in

love with you.

And the longer I stay in the marriage,
the more that I'll wind up hurting you.

You just hurt me more than anyone ever
could.

I hate you, and I hate Amanda.

I've been trying to reach Amanda on her
cell phone all morning.

No, I can't. She must have turned off.

Did she get the money from your favorite
agency?

That's too bad.

No, I'm worried about her.

Look, Ryan, I'll call you later.

You've been trying to get in touch with
Amanda?

Yeah, I'm just trying to find out if
she's okay.

I should have known.

Every guy in Amanda's life hangs on to
her forever.

So what are you going to do when you get
hold of her?

Can I offer her money, a warm bed, a
shoulder to cry on? I'm just trying to

out a friend.

I was married to her.

It's a limb.

Thanks for pointing that out.

Look, Jen, I can't turn my back on
Amanda, just like you can't turn your

Michael. No, I have turned my back. I
have only one rule for a relationship

these days, and it includes only two
people. No exes, no ex -lovers, no ex

-spouses, no excuses.

Well, I'm sorry, but I can't give that
to you. We both have past lives. We have

past loves.

That's something we're going to have to
deal with realistically.

Oh, I thought this time with you would
be different, but I guess it was too

to last.

I didn't see it coming. I was
blindsided. I was rear -ended.

All of the above.

I mean, Lexi just blew in and swept me
off my feet, you know? And I hadn't felt

that in a couple of marriages. No
offense to Jane.

Or Sidney.

Kimberly. Or Megan. Or Jane again.

Look, you know, the ones you don't know,
they're dead.

I didn't kill them.

Not the way Lexi's killing me.

I mean, I never been so head over heels.
You got my condolences, pal. You're

only going to get your heart broken.

Oh, it's already broken.

How would you feel if the woman you were
being intimate with wanted to be

intimate with somebody else? I'll tell
you exactly how I'd feel.

I'd want to know because then I could
hate him. You mean her? I mean him and

her.

Oh.

Well, I can't hate Lexi.

I just think she's in denial of her
feelings. Get past it, pal. Forget her.

Make her pay. It's the only satisfaction
you're going to get.

Oh, you know what I'm talking about,
don't you?

You've been there, right? I'm there
right now.

You seem very bitter, see?

I don't do bitter well.

Hey, maybe I could stop her.

You are the eternal optimist. What are
you going to do? You're going to stop

every day for the rest of her life.

Sure, if I have to.

Yeah.

Are you up there?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Close your eyes. Close
your eyes.

Why do I have to close my eyes? Just
come on. I'm on a ladder. I know. I got

you. Come on up.

You do it.

You're okay.

What is going on? I got turned down. Why
did you want me to meet you?

Okay. Why are you wearing a tuck?

Have a seat.

What is going on?

Okay. You can open your eyes now.

Look at this champagne, flowers,
candlelight.

Is that Michael Feinstein?

I was a stockbroker in New York.

Ryan made me a bundle. So if I were you,
I'd listen to what the man has to say.

Megan, I'm sorry I've been ignoring you.
I didn't mean to.

Well, my feelings for you haven't
changed. Neither have mine. Good,

having Sarah in my life means nothing
without you.

My life starts with you, and I want it
to end with you.

Megan, would you marry me?

You are the most thoughtful, wonderful,
beautiful man I've ever met in my life.

Is that a yes?

Yes.

Best part.

I love you so much.

I love you.

Did I mention how beautiful you look?

Did I mention how nervous I am?

I've never actually given a pitch
without my staff, my office,

other visual aids.

Well, I like what I've seen so far.

But what do you have planned for me,
exactly?

I was going to show you just how sexy I
think your commercial could be.

But you have to use your imagination.

You have to envision someone like me,
almost as sexy, like a younger Kathy Lee

belting out a song, although not the
song I'm going to sing for you now, but

theme song for your cruise line.

I'm confusing you here, aren't I?

No, I'm the audience, and you're the
show.

I think I get it.

And the way you're dressed, I'm already
inclined to love your performance.

God, I just love a man who appreciates
the arts.

My philosophy of advertising is simple.

You just have to give the audience what
they want.

And then some.

Crush me some ice.

Give me a peach. Save the fuzz for my
pillow.

Talk to me nice.

Talk to me nice. You've got to wind me.

Undyne me. Don't try to fool me.

Be Jew me.

This is usually a quiet neighborhood.

Yeah, well, my lips will help you
forget.

Oh,

my God, it's

my wife.

I need it more.

Go that way.

Angela, what a surprise.

I didn't see a car. You need a ride?

Come on.

You know what?

You're lucky I'm a jealous guy. I would
have been here to save you. Can't save

myself. Shut up and drive.

Coming. Good, Kyle.

I was kind of expecting room service
here. Sorry.

Breakfast for two?

Kyle.

I'm surprised.

Yeah, I heard that your agency shut
down. I was worried about you, but I

have known better.

Wherever you are, Burns is never far
behind.

Sorry to interrupt.

I'll be right back. Kyle, wait.

I don't want you to go away angry. I
appreciate your concern. I really do.

not angry. I am embarrassed. I'm
embarrassed that I came here in the

place.

I hope you'll be happy.

completely without a single thing to
hide

I've been searching far and wide to find
one

so true I wish I'd fall in love

with you hey

you're beautiful

Well, I was hoping to pick up a great
guy.

What did that take?

An apology for the way I behaved
yesterday.

It was all my fault.

Well, that's funny. Once I cool off, I
realize it was my fault.

You're right. I gotta make a clean break
from Amanda.

I gotta put her to rest.

You saw her, didn't you?

Yeah.

I went to her hotel just to make sure
she was okay. Guess who she was rooming

with?

Burns.

They even had matching robes.

I'm sorry.

I'm not.

Glad you had somebody to lean on.

Want to dance?

I'd love to.

You know, not that I'm complaining, but
I meant it last night when I said that I

was jealous, you know? I don't want to
share you a cheese ball like Tony

Oh, honey, you won't have to.

From now on, it's just me and my fist.

Oh, well, there are the contracts. I
almost had Tony fine.

But unlike some people like Amanda, I'm
willing to admit when I failed, there's

no account that it's worth what I went
through last night. That was absolutely

the last straw.

So you're throwing in the towel? I mean,
cross your heart?

I cross my little heart that beats only
for you.

I've been humiliated long enough,
Michael.

Oh, for what, huh? Money? Success?

No.

I'm making a U -turn.

You know what? If I can't have
everything good in life, well, at least

have you.

You sure you don't want to rephrase
that?

I'm here to apologize for last night for
putting you through that.

Oh, well, that is so sweet.

So I thought we'd pick up where we left
off.

Oh, well,

where are my manners?

Tony Mon, this is one of my tenants, Dr.
Mancini.

Nice to meet you, Doctor.

Well, we were just in the middle of
something.

Yes, we were just discussing how Dr.
Mancini doesn't like to share things

the laundry room, huh?

And, well, that's just too bad.

Listen, why don't you make yourself at
home? I'll be right back.

I can't believe it. A minute ago, you
arranged this for the rest of your life

with me. Yes, but when it comes to
getting something that Amanda wants, I'm

a pit bull in heat. Good night.

Dinner, were you expecting company?

No, I just had a feeling that you might
stop by.

Heard of a psychic thing?

I mean, don't you feel it?

Connection between us.

I'd be able to feel it more in bed.

I'd love to give you a grand tour of my
place.

I need a minute.

I'll meet you in the bedroom.

All right.

Sign on the dotted line and I promise to
show you the time of your life.

Careful. It's a rollerball.

When did you start drinking?

I'm not drinking.

I'm celebrating.

Oh. The end of my marriage. Didn't you
hear?

Peter dumped me over breakfast.

Over easy.

You want to know why?

Amanda.

Always Peter and Amanda.

Okay, I'm going to take you home. No,
no, no, it's the last place. I want to

For all I know, all I know, they've been
together since I hit town.

Since they were swearing that they
weren't together and you were throwing

out a window.

If there's anybody who knows how you
feel, it's me.

You gotta let it go. It's gone. I'm over
it.

Besides, I already have a date for
tonight.

Did I ever tell you?

When I was in high school, I was a
cheerleader.

And I dated the captain of the football
team.

And then I killed him.

There's still some men in L .A. who want
to sleep with me.

Oh, yeah.

If it isn't the town bully.

I thought I told you to stay away from
me. No, Kyle, hey, hold on a second.

Leave him alone. He's my date.

What?

Don't mess with me, all right?

Because I will press charges next time
you let your fist do the walking. He's

practically a cop.

L .A. patrol.

Yeah, that's right. Got the law on my
side.

Let's go, darling.

You know, Tony, I'm doing all the work
here.

A little reciprocation would be nice.

Tony.

Tony.

Yeah? Michael, you gotta help me.

Oh, forget it, Alexia. I'm watching pay
-per -view. Michael, get your butt up

here right now.

Tony's not breathing. I think I killed
him.

Oh, boy.

Good diagnosis.

He's dead.

Oh, my God.

Well, what's going on?

What does it look like?

You're the Christmas tree guy, huh?

The prison guard she's so afraid of.

Yeah, well, she's not afraid of me
anymore.

The best sex I ever had.

Ten times the man you are.

Don't do this to yourself.

Why don't you get the hell out of here?

Come on.

Get out. Take your junk with you.

Where were we?

You, you were incredible.

You fulfilled all my fantasies.

Would you like to fulfill one of my
fantasies?

Anything you want, darling. You just
name it. I want you to make my husband,

correction, my ex -husband and his
blonde

slut pay for hurting me.

I want you to make them bleed.

Maybe you can ask me something else, all
right? I'm trying to turn over a

new leaf here. I got a future.

I don't want to screw that up. Get out.

Get out. Get the hell out of here!

I don't need you here! Get out!

Lady, you're a real looker, but...

You're off your rocker.

Get out before I make you bleed!

I don't need you!

I don't need anybody!

I'm a cheerleader!

Two, four, six, eight.

Who can I annihilate?